#i love this snail

[pocketss]

happy old gnoll

#comics #love when i see a big snail

[inkskinned]

because sometimes there are invisible tests and invisible rules and you're just supposed to ... know the rule. someone you thought of as a friend asks you for book recommendations, so you give her a list of like 30 books, each with a brief blurb and why you like it. later, you find out she screenshotted the list and send it out to a group chat with the note: what an absolute freak can you believe this. you saw the responses: emojis where people are rolling over laughing. too much and obsessive and actually kind of creepy in the comments. you thought you'd been doing the right thing. she'd asked, right? an invisible rule: this is what happens when you get too excited.

you aren't supposed to laugh at your own jokes, so you don't, but then you're too serious. you're not supposed to be too loud, but then people say you're too quiet. you aren't supposed to get passionate about things, but then you're shy, boring. you aren't supposed to talk too much, but then people are mad when you're not good at replying.

you fold yourself into a prettier paper crane. since you never know what is "selfish" and what is "charity," you give yourself over, fully. you'd rather be empty and over-generous - you'd rather eat your own boundaries than have even one person believe that you're mean. since you don't know what the thing is that will make them hate you, you simply scrub yourself clean of any form of roughness. if you are perfect and smiling and funny, they can love you. if you are always there for them and never admit what's happening and never mention your past and never make them uncomfortable - you can make up for it. you can earn it.

don't fuck up. they're all testing you, always. they're tolerating you. whatever secret club happened, over a summer somewhere - during some activity you didn't get to attend - everyone else just... figured it out. like they got some kind of award or examination that allowed them to know how-to-be-normal. how to fit. and for the rest of your life, you've been playing catch-up. you've been trying to prove that - haha! you get it! that the joke they're telling, the people they are, the manual they got- yeah, you've totally read it.

if you can just divide yourself in two - the lovable one, and the one that is you - you can do this. you can walk the line. they can laugh and accept you. if you are always-balanced, never burdensome, a delight to have in class, champagne and glittering and never gawky or florescent or god-forbid cringe: you can get away with it.

you stare at your therapist, whom you can make jokes with, and who laughs at your jokes, because you are so fucking good at people-pleasing. you smile at her, and she asks you how you're doing, and you automatically say i'm good, thanks, how are you? while the answer swims somewhere in your little lizard brain:

how long have you been doing this now? mastering the art of your body and mind like you're piloting a puppet. has it worked? what do you mean that all you feel is... just exhausted. pick yourself up, the tightrope has no net. after all, you're cheating, somehow, but nobody seems to know you actually flunked the test. it's working!

aren't you happy yet?

#almost wrote the champagne line as ''effervescent'' but legit could not write it without saying ''effervescent like a snail'' #ah tumblr... #writeblr #warm up #idk . having trouble writing rn #ps i don't like to talk about it . it is my medical information. but before you ask. yes this is about being on the spectrum #i really don't like when ppl make my writing about how im [whatever ID]. i want it to ring true for the people who it rings true for #i don't want it to be like ''awwwww look at this person!!! she's the EXCEPTION!!! :)" ..... #no.... not really..... #idk something gross happens whenever i admit to certain conditions and i turn into like inspiration p*rnography #like yes they actually let us use keyboards these days #furthermore i just... dont feel comfortable talking about this part of me. i had too bad of a childhood. adhd is one thing... #this one im like. still coming to terms with. which is like. my own journey. #idk. just please be kind. some things are more private than others. this one feels private to me. #i do not know how to help others w/this . and i do not know how to help myself. i will talk about it if im ever ready. idk if that will #actually ever happen #ty in advance i love u im kissing you we are kissing somewhere on the spectrum

[sopuu]

pesky…snail?

#mcyt #mcyt fanart #hermitcraft #grian #grian fanart #sopuuart #i am loving the snail arc #and HOORAY HE FINALLY GOT THE MENDING!!! #got rid of the grey face markings on his tern design bc i felt like there's too much going on;; #good soup

[plumadot]

that's his chaos child

#i love that snail #hermitcraft #hermitcraft season 10 #grian #plume art

[inflagrante-delicatessen]

Bessie amphibia plantar 🤝 blue blue's clues the dog

bwao bwao!

#pst #txt #i love this snail

[glowsticcc]

gem and wormy!! they are so cutesy i love them

#hermitcraft #hermitcraft season 10 #hermitblr #hermitcraft fanart #hermitcraft gem #geminitay #geminitay fanart #mcyt #mcyt fanart #mcytblr #ive been loving her hermitcraft eps so far she’s so cool #and WORMY!!! #love that little guy he rocks #alt caption for this was “dad and the dog he didn’t want” #i just love big snail #great design #art #digital art

[mabbbish]

wonderful day to remember ninjago has a canon highschool au

#mad as hell i posted this like two days ago and tumblr ate it then logged me out of my acc???? #lloyd has dyed blue hair inspired by mr snail dood inspired by that one ninjago scriptwriter that said he would btw. if you even care #anyway there are many scenarios buzzing in my noggin about gaps in the movie i’m filling them all with hcs #like i am so sure nya could go into service or social work or law or security because shes a genius when it comes to laws and rights #but she has anger issues and she hates authority so she can’t get a job anywhere #that’s why she loves being a ninja!! #plus her steel cap boots are for stomping on people!!! #hate zane’s characterisation in the movie it’s creepy asf in this he’s just everyone’s favourite lab partner #anyway more hcs in art cominbb soon #ninjago #the lego ninjago movie #tlnm #lego ninjago #lloyd garmadon #ninjago lloyd #ninjago jay #ninjago nya #kai smith #nya smith #ninjago kai #ninjago cole #ninjago zane

[leona-florianova]

Sue and Winston for @bonesmarinated

Thank ye for commissioning me again o/*✧∘* ✧･☢

#commission #sue galloway #winston #fallout #fo #fallout mongrel #fallout ghoul #i love winston so much #my art #fallout new vegas #fonv #fnv #fallout4 #going through commissions at snail speed

[fanaticsnail]

AAAAAAAA!!! The WIP list!!!!

I'm really looking forward to the dance series and Storyteller AU stories, I just really love how they're an analysis of the characters themselves as well as a fun AU ripe with fun dynamics.

I love the sound of Kissaphobic (I love the song and it suits Kidd so well) and Hanahaki (I love me some Hanahaki au).

Cooking with you sounds like a sweet slice-of-life/domestic bliss piece as well as an analysis of the characters which I just know you're going to knock out of the park bc you always reflect characterisation so well in every part of your writing.

Behavioural conditioning sounds so cute and fluffy

Also, may I suggest "The Maiden and the Selkie" by Heather Dale for the one shot? It's a fitting song.

(side note: I just realized that since in the Bear and the Bow Reader is an archer, and Shanks is trying to best her in archery, him losing his arm will either be at best an ironic moment down the line after they're together or a heart wrenching moment during the story and I'm scared. But also excited. But also scared. But mostly excited.)

Snaillll!!! Twice in one day? You spoil me!!

I have a fair few Sapsorrow spinoffs in the works. Sir Crocodile's is the one I have been drawn to the most, which is fitting considering he's next.

The dance series, I only have three more: Shanks, Koby & Garp - but I feel like there's two more I need in my life:

Burn it to the Ground: Portgus D Ace x Reader

Despiértame mi Corazon: Donquioute Rosinante x Reader

The "Kissaphobic" was brought on by your ask way back in the day. Now that I've got a little taste for the burly man, I feel a bit more confident enough to handle an ask or two for him.

A hanahaki with KidKiller x Reader is going to be so much fun to write for. I never knew I needed hanahaki until I wrote a Mihawk for it. It's a grand ol' trope, almost as good as the 'one bed' or 'marriage for convince' trope 😩👌.

Thank you for your compliments about my characterisation, I try very hard to match their OPLA and AniManga auras alongside the vibe they give off in my head. Sweet domesticity is also a love of mine, even better with Mihawk, Law and Shanks -- three different types in one fic!

Donquixote Rosinante. Corazon. Big, tall, clumsy man who has his heart out in his sleeve. Please. He needs some attention. I have been meaning to write for him for a while now, and I adore him.

I will give this one a little listen to get myself in the headspace for that request. I love a whispy, spoken-word melody!

"The Bear and the Bow" was another request you made way back when! I have been wanting to write for it so, so much. How is Shanks going to shoot for her hand when he only has one? It's gonna be a fluffy, angsty, fluffy piece.

I always adore hearing from you, snail! My heart is with you with your hectic uni schedule! 🖤🖤

#one piece #x reader #opla fic #one piece live action #wip roundup #ask snail #snail answers #i love this snail #moots mooting

[lilyum-e]

"HEY SNAIL! Stop eating my hair!"

#hermitcraft fanart #grian fanart #i love these snails so so much :'(( #hermitcraft #grian #lilyum art

[canisalbus]

I know you have your little umbreon/claydol sona you use to represent yourself occasionally, but I just keep envisioning you as some kind of conch snail delicately peeking it's eyestalks out cautiously, before throwing artwork on par with Italian Renaissance painters into the fucking wind

Real life footage of tumblr user canisalbus.

#I feel like this might potentially require some kind of content warnings but I haven't got a slightest clue what they could be #gastropod #mollusk #snail #slug #answered #anonymous #eyes #cw eyes #eye contact #cw eye contact #I loved the book “a house for hermit crab” as a kid so I've always had a soft spot for them #not the same but similar vibes

[attyattlaw]

OPLA watch party!

+ have a no light effect version bc the angle did nami dirty

++ the messy original ink i stabbed myself twice with the pen while making

#one piece #one piece fanart #strawhat pirates #monkey d luffy #monkey d. luffy #roronoa zoro #usopp #nami #sanji #black leg sanji #netflix #netflix series #one piece live action #no you didnt see me delete the first version of this post wdym #sidenote i dont like having this much tags on my post #my ramblings get buried under the need of proper filtering and reach #side note 2: i unironically love the transponder snails

[mixtercandy]

hey guys so theres this roblox game

#pllssssss dont unfollow let me be mentalliy ill and free #cand posts #cand arts #cand fav art #regretevator #regretevator split #split regretevator #split #i love you banana dog snail lesbian girl #oh yeah u guys can start requesting this if u want- ive been itching to draw more #roblox

[foggysilverfeathers]

Oops, sorry! Just a completely innocent snail crossing your dash on its way to do some mischief

#ravenrambles #hermitcraft #hermitblr #grian #pixel art #foggy art #artists on tumblr #snail #I love this darn snail so much #silly snails art

[snaffirmations]

[Id: an image of a pale brown snail sitting one a miniature blue sofa. Above and below the snail is text that reads "You are doing what you can." "It is enough." "Self-hatred helps no one." The sofa is patterned with darker blue flowers and the image background is a gradient of yellow. End Id]

#recoverycore #affirmations #snails #positivity #self love #self care #mental health #gentle reminder #snaffirmation #text id #bugblr #snailblr #ngl i mostly make these images for me so the reason i havent posted in ten gazilion years is cuz ive been doin #prettttty. good lately #unfortunately i forgot much of how i did the text so pretend it isnt so wonky lol

[museaway]

I wish I could write anything as quickly as tumblr collectively invented an entire film

#I love it here it's so weird and fun #writing #goncharov #unreality #i see I'm not the only snail-paced writer here #This is a joke about writing btw #Don't take it seriously