#i'm not gonna lie

[sharkrocket]

As your knowledge pushes you to the end of time The doctors will not cure your torment  The right to seek is in your hands Seek now, seek now

#Pathologic #Artemy Burakh #I'm not gonna lie #I had zero plan going into this #It started as an exercise to draw bloody Artemy that went out of control #There really is no deeper meaning #Truly the epitome of making it up as I go along

[mangywayway]

"I want to open up your ribcage, crawl inside and close the door. A niche made just for me, between your heart and your stomach".

Same version below, just without the written part ✨

#art #fanart #werecat steve harrington #steve harrington #harpy billy hargrove #billy hargrove #mythology au #harringrove #i'm not gonna lie #i was inspired bc i was following a twitchlive about the dreams/wishes theory of the new pkmn dlc #don't ask me why my mind made this type of connection bc I don't know either #but it comforts me a lot drawing them as clingy as possible so ✨ #I'm making myself sick with all this sweetness #mangywayway

[tiya-minuscule]

Chapter 5 : Meeting some familiar and new faces ...

Chapter 4

Chapter 6

(Sorry for all my LayClaire shippers... It will be a SLOW burn)

I hope you still enjoy this comics, don't hesitate to share it and tell me what you think of it ;)

Thanks again @lutiaslayton for helping me with the thanslation !!

#professor layton #layton #pl #comics #hershel layton #clark triton #claire foley #alcool #bar #brenda triton #not yet tho #university AU #Clark Triton is slowly becoming my favorite character #i'm not gonna lie #slow burn #layclaire #sorry folks

[cookiehalo]

I love these two so much, I want to WEEP

#good omens #good omens 2 #good omens art #good omens fanart #GO2 #go2 fanart #ineffable husbands #ineffable idiots #aziracrow #aziraphale #crowley #good omens crowley #good omens aziraphale #good omens aziracrow #my art #cookiehalo #I'm not gonna lie #i'm so bad at humans usually #so I am SUPER fucking proud of this #thank you for looking! <3

[cellsshapedlikestars]

For the Halloween season, which is my favorite time of year, I've decided to make a post collecting all my spooky/supernatural/Halloween fics. (and if there is a moodboard/edit for it, it will be linked in the x).

spooky/supernatural:

is there a ghost // the haunting of harrenhal (x)

we've got crosses on our eyes (x)

the ghost inside (x)

mongrel heart (x)

demon host (x)

halloween one shots:

the radiologist and the bunny

literally right next door

it's just a costume

youtuber halloween

halloween party

witch hunt

mystery/thrillers:

help me out of the shape i'm in (x)

you on the run (x)

the night we met (x)

#jonsa #jonsa fic #also going to pin this for the season #i'm not gonna lie #i sort of want to go through and make a post of ALL horror/supernatural/halloween jonsa stories #from any author #but i feel like maybe that's too big of an undertaking

[akitasimblr]

LE CHAT HAS A NEW FRIEND 😂

and oui, le chat is already aware of his fans... you shouldn't have fed his ego. tsk-tsk 🙄🤭

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#meow harper legacy #felinelegacychallenge #american longhair gen #le chat harper #cressida west harper #twgif #i'm not gonna lie #but this is seriously one of my own fave posts ever 😆

[drawbauchery]

But late to the Hoshi drawings, but I present vampire Hoshi!

#whydoesthis67 #now in color #bus au #ryoma hoshi #well. on top of the vampire theme. the. #decision to turn his fit into just a big t shirt #i'm not gonna lie #i'm a little weak rn

[thirstforhelmets]

Chaotic Lovers AU: Don’t Touch Me

Wife: Vergil.

Vergil: *Looks up over the countertop as he cooks himself food in the kitchen*

Vergil: Yes?

Wife: Midnight won’t stop bugging m- !

Wife: Stooooooooop! *pathetically whines*

Vergil: ...

Vergil: *clicks off the stovetop temporarily* *Walks over to see what the whining is about*

Vergil’s Black Cat/Midnight: *gently paws at Wife’s arm to get her attention as Wife tries to play video game on the sofa*

Wife: Veeergilll. I’m dyyyyinnnngggg! She won’t stop bugging me to pet her!

Vergil: *Frowns* *Is jealous but trying to not make it obvious* *Also the sight is in ‘too fucking adorable’ territory*

Vergil: Such a predicament you find yourself in, Dearest.

Wife: Please help me. *teary eyes* I wanna play my newest game in peace!

Midnight: *Sits ever so politely and patiently next to her momma*

Midnight: *looks at her momma like she can do nothing wrong with the biggest amber eyes ever*

Vergil: *Suddenly VERY -VERY- ENVIOUS*

Vergil: Then suffer.

Vergil: *turns away and heads back to the kitchen*

Wife: H-Huh??!

Wife: Vergil?!

#vergil x reader #vergil/reader #dmc vergil #Chaotic Love AU #cats pick their people #also they find avoidant/indifferent human mannerisms as non-threatening #so Middy kind of gravitated to Mom instead of the Dad that -really- wanted her #you'll get there someday Vergil #maybe #she likes him too #i'm not gonna lie #she'll let him hold him and pet her for hours #but Mom is the apple of her yellow eyes #and reeeaaally wants her attention

[oifaaa]

wasn’t dick only a cop briefly for undercover corruption investigation reasons and then he quit anyway because the corruption was so deep there was no digging it out from the inside or did i hallucinate that

Maybe your thinking of a different time dick was a cop the main time or at least the one I think about when people bring up cop dick is during his 90s run in which I'd say he was a cop in bludhaven for the majority of that (if we also count the training) and yeah he definitely said something like he wanted to fix it from the inside but he didn't quiet he was fired which he wasn't happy with bc in his words he loved being a cop

#ask #anon #I'm not gonna lie #I've definitely not read every single night wing comic #Either that or just I don't remember #Or maybe your getting his time with spiral mixed up with his police error #But yeah the point is #Dick being a cop who loved his job is canon #And thus Duke should be allowed to hate him #If you've not been following that may confuse you lmao

[ian-galagher]

weekly tag wednesday

thank you for tagging me Kat @mybrainismelted Nosho @creepkinginc Becki @francesrose3 and Evie @energievie 🥰🧡

name: Willow

location: underneath a tree

and now for the randomness! tell me your most and least favorites of:

candy?

most - Halloren kugeln least - listen, is there sugar in it? then I love it 😂 so maybe salted caramel, the novelty of that has worn off for me 😂

seasons?

most - autumn least - summer

hot beverage?

most - hot chocolate with whipped cream 😋 least - everything else 😂

cold beverage?

most - water 😋 least - alcohol, all the kinds

colours?

most - orange least - blue

vegetables?

most - sprouts least - chicory

traditional foods from your country?

most - asparagus but with potatoes, eggs, ham, and bechamel sauce 😋 not that stuff from a packet, homemade with butter, flour, milk, maybe melt some cheese in it if you wanna be fancy least - herring

insects?

most - ladybug least - woodworm

cake flavours?

most - chocolate, apple, a proper carrot cake 😋 I love cake 😋 least - mocha, I don't like coffee

non-gallagher or milkovich shameless characters?

most - Kev & Vee least - Paula Bitterman

tagging a few lovely people 🥰🧡 @spacerockwriting @skylerwinchester @stocious @juliakayyy @jrooc @deathclassic @look-i-love-u (HAPPY BIRTHDAY VEY) and everyone else who'd like to play!

#ALL the food #tag game #tagged #I'm not gonna lie #I would still eat the mocha cake #cause #cake

[mal-zoya]

Alicent: If you are toxic and you know it clap your hands!

Criston: *clap clap*

Alicent: If you are toxic and you know it clap your hands!

Aegon: *clap clap*

Alicent: If you are toxic and you know it and you really want to show it-

Aemond: *stabs Luke*

Aemond: Am I doing this right?

#the greens #hotd meme #house of the dragon #alicent hightower #criston cole #aegon ii targaryen #aemond targaryen #humor #i'm not gonna lie #this might be the funniest i have ever been

[it-happened-one-fic]

Hours in the Moonlight: Fairest Midnight - 2. Getting Late

Summary: Halloween was always special, because you could spend time with Vil without worrying about anyone asking questions about his cape or fangs, should they glint in the moonlight and give away his undead nature. But nights wear unsympathetically on, and for better or worse you were a person who lived their life in the light of day. 

Type: Gender-neutral reader/ Fluff / Vampire AU/ romantic

Trigger Warning: Vampire

Word Count: 1082

Hours in the Moonlight Master-List

Vil was far too smug for my liking as I gradually got more tired while the night wore unsympathetically on, “All that chatter about us going out and you’re already tired.”

Despite his tone, there was a distinctly affectionate gleam in his eyes as I shot him a look, “Hey, you were sleeping all day. I was busy doing other stuff.”

His eyebrows arched in a still more amused fashion, “Such as?”

I straightened, rolling my shoulders as I glanced up at him, “Helping out Epel with moving some of the apple crates.”

Vil nodded, a thoughtful expression crossing his face, “Epel… He’s that boy that lives close to your apartment, right? Works at the Felmier Apple Store? Short, purple-haired, delicate face….”

I nodded, smiling slightly to myself at the description Vil gave of the young man. It wasn’t inaccurate, but… Well, Epel wouldn’t like it, to say the least. After all, he was determined to become manly as soon as possible.

I shivered, despite myself, as the wind kicked some of the fallen leaves into the air. It was Halloween though; it ought to be chilly…..

I barely got to complete a single shiver before a perfectly familiar cape fell over my shoulders, causing me to look up at the man next to me, who was frowning slightly as he adjusted the heavy fabric around my shoulders, “You should’ve worn a heavier coat.”

I grinned up at him as I grasped the edges of the cape and pulled it slightly tighter around my person, “And miss the chance to wear your fancy cape? You can’t expect me to deny myself such a pleasure, Vil.”

He snorted in response to my teasing, his eyes flicking up from his busied hands that were fastening the clasp to where my eyes were, “Perhaps not… But I can expect you to dress yourself properly.”

I rolled my eyes as he stepped back, at last finished with his work. I shifted slightly, striking a pose with my hands on my hips, “Well, how do I look?”

Vil tilted his head and crossed his arms as he scanned me, “Like someone wearing a cape that’s too big for them.”

Despite his harsh words, there was a smile on his face, half-amused and half-pleased looking as he gazed at me under the streetlights. But after a brief moment, he glanced away, looking over towards where a clock hung with a slight frown on his face, “It’s late, you should be getting home. I’m sure you have plans for tomorrow, after all.”

I nodded, sighing slightly with the motion, but agreeing with his unfortunately accurate assessment, “True that….”

I couldn’t deny that I didn’t want the evening to be over yet, but I also didn’t complain as Vil linked his arm with mine and began to walk me back down the street that would bring us back to my apartment.

“You don’t have to walk me back…..” My words were silenced by a glance from him.

“Didn't you promise me that you’d be more careful?” I shifted, letting my hand slip comfortably against his elbow, so it looked like I was being escorted back home by some poshly dressed male model.

“I did, but you’ll also need to get back before the sun comes out.” My eyes met his as I tilted my head, “You need to be careful too, you know.”

He looked away before I could see if he’d rolled his eyes and nodded, his tone one of grudging agreement, “Very well, I’ll walk you to the street your building is on, and then I’ll be on my way.”

On his way to wherever it was he called home and spent his daytime hours asleep. I had pictured him sleeping in a coffin like in those cheesy horror movies in the past, but I couldn’t quite bring myself to believe that was the case.

I also couldn’t deny I was curious, though, since Vil was ever secretive about anything to do with the vampire side of his life. 

All I knew was that the other vampires in the area either feared or respected him enough to respect his declaration that my apartment complex was officially on his turf.

Though that made it sound like vampires were gang….. But I supposed that could be true. I didn’t know much about them after all. Only that they really liked bothering me for some unknown reason that I really preferred not to ponder.

Vil’s steps slowed as we reached the street I lived on, and he turned to look at me, “I suppose this is farewell, Tater tot.” 

I glanced towards the building I would soon be entering, relieved to see it since I really was tired while also feeling a little sad. I’d enjoyed my evening out with Vil, and these little outings didn’t occur very often.

I started to tug the cape off, only for him to stop me with a gentle hand, “It’s fine, I can just get it tomorrow evening.”

His words, assuring me that he would visit tomorrow evening, brought a smile to my face, and I bobbed my head in a quick nod, “See you tomorrow then. Don’t let the bed-bugs, or coffin-bugs, bite.”

Vil snorted in amusement but stepped away. Raising his hand in farewell before turning to go. He strode down the street as if he were a famous model rather than an undead creature of the night. But that was just the way Vil was. Ever destroying others' expectations. Including mine.

I turned, toying with the edges of his cape as I took off to head back towards my own abode, only to bump into someone almost immediately.

I stumbled backwards, going wide-eyed as I looked at the other person who carefully caught me by the harm to keep me from falling, “I'm so sorry! Are you-” I trailed off as I looked at the young man, because nothing could have prepared me for what greeted me.

An incredibly handsome young man with pale purpley-blue eyes and hair that was almost pure white. He met my gaze with a stoic expression as he let go of my arm, “It’s alright; I should’ve been looking where I was going.”

With only those words, he gave me a polite head nod and continued on his way, leaving me standing there gaping like a fish on land. And here I thought I’d grown used to attractive men from spending time with Vil and Epel.

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#Twisted wonderland imagines #Vil x reader #Vil Schoenheit x reader #points if you guess who the fellow at the end is #I'm not gonna lie #I didn't even try to hide who it was #Hours in the Moonlight #Fairest Midnight #fic series #mywritings #it-happened-one-fic #vampire AU #Vampire!Vil #gender neutral reader #fluff #romance #chapter 2 #fanfiction #twisted wonderland x you #twisted wonderland x y/n #twisted wonderland x reader #twst #twst x you #twst x y/n #twst x reader #pomefiore #vil x you #vil x y/n #vil schoenheit

[ellegreenwxy]

Never mind I figured it out here you go I love you

#submission #i'm not gonna lie #i debated on whether or not to post this #because i kind of just wanted it to myself #but i'll let you all enjoy it too #I LOVE U SUZI

[elementalladymallorie]

F.C.G: I feel like...I'm just a big question mark.

Orym: I'll let you know something. We all feel like that.

And sometimes someone needs to help the helpers.

#cr campaign three #cr c3 spoilers #cr campaign 3 #cr spoilers #cr c3 #critical role spoilers #critical role #I'm not gonna lie #the Help the helpers bit got me #like legit some tears #and I was wondering about FCGS murder state #cr fcg #cr orym #orym of the air ashari

[whumpbby]

Since i'm dropping some of my takes here on your ask box let me tell you my most controversial one. I fuck with Jiang Cheng more than i do Lan Xichen, like, i don't hate the guy, but his "bad choices" have a body count on the hundreds thanks to him neatly handing Jin Guangyao a solid backing in the form of sworn brotherhood with two main sect leaders and i don't care what anyone says Nie Huaisang was a 100% right to include him on his revenge. I love him as a character, i want him happy, but he's a bad politician (I also think that Xue Yang would kinda be his type but that's less of my views on his character and more my thoughts when i was delirious on a headache a few weeks ago)

I love to see other people's takes:)

I agree here to a degree.

I have... conflictung feelings about LXC. Because I like him a lot - he's a type of a character archetype I actually adore. The stoic, good, kind person that will also kick ass.

But he is not a great politician - partly due to his uncompromising kindness and partly due to being raised in Lan sect and knowing how his mother's situation played out.

My issues with the Lan are numerous and the hypocrisy is the main one. For all the rules stuffed into their heads, there doesn't seem to be much space left for actually wanting to be a good person. Hence Lan Xichen and Lan Sizhui are so interesting to me - they are the outliers. In general, the sects are focused on themselves, and to a degree that's to be expected, you want your people happy and fed first and foremost. But the Lan have this fame of being righteous and wise - but when you actually meet the Lan and see them act, that illusion kinda goes away. Lan Wangji picks fights with teenagers and wilfully destroys other people's property. Lan Jingyi "decorum I don't know her" is on that list too. Lan Qiren doesn't stick to his own rules. His brother was a rapist and that's somehow okay. It's all about visuals with them. Following the letter of the rules and not the spirit.

And then there's the fate of LXC's mother.

The woman imprisoned for a crime no one knows the reason of, that has spent her life paying and paying for it. Like, how horrific it had to be for Xichen to get old enough to start asking questions and finally realise what was happening? That he and his brother were a result of what was basically rape. (Sect Leader couldn't leave seclusion to, you know, run the sect but could do it to fuck? Okay then). That there wasn't a fair trial - just one mistake and a horrific lifetime of paying for it.

And I think as much as Wangji is scared of becoming his father (trapping the person he loves because he's ineffective at communication), Lan Xichen is scared of becoming the sect elders - of judging someone too harshly for one mistake.

Meng Yao is kind, helpful, gentle and wise - just like LXC's mother. That NMJ judges him so harshly for something he might have done without considering the reasons rings a bell with LXC. He's all about giving people second chances, chances to explain themselves and so on, because what if he makes a mistake and someone ends up like his mother? He is downright predisposed to falling for JGY's lies, just as Wangji is predisposed to be a doormat of a husband.

That's how I see it.

And yeah, his decision to swear the brotherhood comes form a position of immense privilege of not having to think too much - the fact he didn't even consider how it would shift the political powers either means he didn't care to consider anything but his current crush, or that there was a political play there (in maybe trying to limit the scope of Jin hegemony as the one sect standing that took almost no damage, which is what I think would convince NMJ to agree, because he's actually a decent politician when not deviating) that purposefully excluded Yunmeng Jiang and threw smaller sects to the wolves. Either way, not a good showing. Out of everyone, you'd expect Zewu-Jun to be caring for this stuff? (Can you even wonder why Yunmeng Jiang became known for being dangerous to mess with? What other choice did they have to secure their place at the table? JC doesn't have to be nice to anyone of them - no one was in his corner when he needed help, it's a wonder he even talks to these people and his sect being the last one standing undamaged at the end is poetic justice 👌)

Nie Huaisang was 100% right to include Lan Xichen in his plan. Even if not as a straight up revenge - then out of anger at the wilful blindness the man kept exhibiting. Because if Huaisang caught on that something wasn't kosher - how could it be that Lan Xichen didn't?

#lan xichen #mdzs #i like a big brother type #I'm not gonna lie

[metamorphesque]

Bangtan stands for freedom and the worst thing one can do to honest creative minds like bts is take away their freedom over their own authenticity. the pride I feel knowing that they themselves are continuously taking steps to stop this from happening is indescribable.

it's so easy to be a leaf, you know, to move along the wind, with the wind: you go where it takes you, no struggle, no pain. the industry is filled with leaves like this. leaves that create what the times are demanding and get numbers for it. leaves, devoid of any colour or sense of direction.

our tannies are not like that. there's nothing of a leaf in them.

they're evergreen plants: resilient and beautiful, gentle yet sturdy. no wind can bend them against their own will for their stems are hearty and hardy.

i'm glad that despite all the difficulties and the ruthless winds of time, they remain true to their ever-growing nature and refuse to be reduced to motionless leaves.

an artist without a sense of direction, a strong sense of self is an artist in the past tense. i'm happy our tannies made the (difficult) decision to take some time for themselves, for once. time to grow, time to redefine what they've already created, time to learn and draw new maps of their souls for their future, both as a group and as individuals. and that's what we're going to do as well, for it's impossible to separate army from bangtan. 🌼

it's okay to feel sad, it's okay to feel happy. happiness and sadness can co-exist in a single body without being at war with each other and that's what's happening to the most of us right now.

it's important to remember one thing and one thing only - tannies always keep their promises. when a word leaves their lips, it is sealed with vibranium. so let's remember and keep in our minds the last promise they sang to us — You and I, the best moment is Yet To Come 💜

#I'm sorry for length of my writing #I've got so much on my mind i had to bleed in some way or another #I'm glad they decided to take this step #it's extremely hard for selfless people to make decisions that will be beneficial to themselves #I'm proud that they've put themselves first #bts #my tannies 💜 #I'm not gonna lie #seeing them cry broke me to no repair #bangtan sonyeondan #colourless musings