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#im dying 😂😂😂
lpa6zn · 1 year
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i laughed so ridiculously loud at this i think my humor is a bit broken
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(I don't know who the creator is, it's an image I found on Pinterest)
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lilucey · 10 months
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I can’t breathe 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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lewishamiltonstuff · 11 months
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BYE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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thesamoanqueen · 1 year
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Talk your shit from your closet Ro! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
@jazzy-tzw
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jarofalicesgrunge · 2 years
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Phil, Jerry & Mike in the Iconic Moment at the concrete Foundation Forum Awards, Oct 5.1991, I love it so much!!! 😍❤
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anironnn · 2 years
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"I love you on your good days i love you on your bad days i love you when you're just turning on a fucking hose pipe-"
dude this whole monologue belongs to Will lmao
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this-is-youniverse · 2 years
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Extraordinary Attorney Woo (2022)
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lovesinistra · 11 months
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nerdygaymormon · 7 months
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jaeltree · 1 year
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"Hello there" This person… Mozenrath still hasn't figured out how she manages to end up in his castle every time. No matter how many traps he set, no matter how long he tried to hunt down every corner of the citadel, he could not catch the intruder. It seemed that the solution was very close, he almost grabbed it with his hands, but no. The guest touched nothing but the pride of the host. This creature comes to him without fear and says some nonsense, not embarrassed to touch him. Ah, if it wasn't so dexterous to avoid his attacks, it would have been buried in the sands long ago. "Hey, you're popular with princesses and more, didn't you think of finally creating harem? Haha~" Another nonsense, how long are you going to scoff...?
(haha… I don't know what you should say to that)
“Hello there.”
The insufferable, handsy, wretched—! When he gets his hands on her!!!
He immediately leaped across the table, only to grasp nothing but air. While the gauntlet reacted with dark lightning cracking between his fingertips. He threw the lightning bolt, only for it to miss her by an inch. Then bounce off wall, to wall, to wall, to wall.
Mozenrath climbed off his stomach to his feet, then hopped off the table. Lifting his gauntlet up to reclaim the excess magic, then gave chase.
Illusionary quicksand, closing in walls, sudden one-way portals to volcanic wastelands. This—! This creature evaded all his traps, side stepped every grab, and leaped away from his magic!
What was she!? Even Aladdin wasn’t this dextrously skilled at avoiding everything he threw!
It was infuriating!!!
He hunted her down to every corner of his citadel, yet she was as elusive as ever!
Finally! He had her cornered! He approached slowly. Menacingly. The very air cracking, exuding anger, frustration. Hate.
“Any last words?”
“Hey, you’re popular with the princesses and more, didn’t you think of finally creating a harem? Haha~”
The fire and dust settled almost as quickly as it was summoned. The end result showing a massive, jagged hole in his citadel. The cold air from outside creeping in as he looked at the overview of his land.
Yet he had the nagging feeling he hadn’t seen the last of her.
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watmalik · 1 year
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I can’t wait for Carlos' side of the family to take home the wedding centrepieces Owen worked so hard on putting together lol (if they go with his design which I doubt it). Idk if this is widely known, but Latin@s usually do this when we are at weddings/quinceañeras. So, I can’t wait to see Owen’s confused face and goes all dadzilla on them 😂
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moral-terpitude · 9 months
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I’m gonna start calling this girl Richie because she stands and talks in my kitchen right in the middle of lunch.
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firesmokeandashes · 11 months
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Do you guys remember that one time when Bakugou, Todoroki, and those other two characters (whose names I am for getting at the moment) babysat a bunch of kindergartners as part of getting their hero license???
And remember how those kids stole Bakugou's gauntlets and how he gave off angry mom energy when those kids gave back those same gauntlets???
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No?
Well, maybe THIS will jog your memory!!!
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Remember now?
Okay, well, I was bored and got an idea that was/is both stupid and funny at the same time.
I decided to take this panel zoom in on our boy and the mom energy he is just simply radiating in this panel and hone in on it!
I added some text, and BOOM instant meme material was born!
And for those who are curious, this was the result....
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I have no idea why this is so funny to me, it just is!! 😂
Anyways, enjoy the rest your day! 😊
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thesamoanqueen · 2 years
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Paul: Am I gonna beat Roman Reigns?
Shawn: ... well, look, cmon...
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whtwclf · 8 months
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@fasciinating liked for a 𝚜 𝚝 𝚊 𝚛 𝚝 𝚎 𝚛
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𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐂𝐄   –   𝐓𝐇𝐄   𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋   𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆   𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐄   on   a   long   list   of   places   James   hadn’t   really   wanted   to   experience.   Not   in   the   tactical   or   practical   sense,   but   more   in   the   mathematical   or   theoretical   sense.   Be   that   as   it   may,   when   the   government   forces   you   onto   the   payroll   per   a   presidential   pardon,   and   nudges   you   into   tussles   with   interdimensional   creatures   and   beings   and   all   manner   of   science   fiction   movie   nightmares   –   sometimes   you   end   up   in   a   place   where   you   should   have   never   been;   like   in   a   world   where   all   you   ever   were   was   a   fictional   person   in   a   comic   book.   Though   speaking   of   fictional   people,   the   man   in   front   of   him   reminded   him   of   some   kind   of   elf   leapt   from   the   pages   of   a   Tolkien   novel,   but   then   didn’t   say   that   outloud   in   fear   of   either   that   being   terribly   offensive   or   someone   telling   him   Tolkien   isn’t   real;   and both   were   too   much   to   deal   with   right   then.   𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐟𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐭.   Of   all   the   militaries   and   terrorist   cells   James   Barnes   ever   saw,   these   people   didn’t   seem   remotely   cut   from   anything   like   the   aforementioned.   Which   didn’t   do   anything   to   bring   down   his   heightened   guard,   but   it   didn’t   give   him   cause   to   further   bring   up   his   defenses either. And   for   whatever   it   was   worth,   James   was   glad   it   was   him   and   not   Sam;   𝑡𝑜𝑜   𝑚𝑎𝑛𝑦   𝑝𝑒𝑜𝑝𝑙𝑒   𝑟𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑒𝑑   𝑜𝑛   𝑊𝑖𝑙𝑠𝑜𝑛.   There   was   a   soft   chirrup   and   a   stirring   in   his   leather   jacket,   but before   he   could   explain   the   ivory   feline   in   his   coat,   her   head   was   out   and   the   young   guy   in   the   red   shirt   shrieked   “   – 𝐀𝐥𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐞 !   𝐈𝐭’𝐬   𝐀𝐥 – ...”   suddenly   very   aware   of   the   intense   looks   from   his   superior   officers   and   of   the   old   soldier   himself, the young ensign began a hastened explanation. “ 𝐁𝐚𝐜𝐤   𝐨𝐧   𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐡,   𝐦𝐲   𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐟𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫,   𝐡𝐞   𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐝   𝐂𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧   𝐀𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚   𝐚𝐧𝐝   𝐖𝐢𝐧𝐭��𝐫   𝐒𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐫   𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐜𝐬.   𝐇𝐚𝐯𝐞   𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐞   𝐨𝐟   𝐲𝐨𝐮   𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫   𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐝   𝐨𝐟   𝐂𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧   𝐀𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚   𝐚𝐧𝐝   𝐡𝐢𝐬   𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐤𝐢𝐜𝐤   𝐁𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐲   𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐬 ?   𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 ?   𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲’𝐫𝐞   𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐜   𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 ! ” James   looked   at   the   Tolkien   Elf and   softly   asked   “ — 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕   𝒕𝒉𝒆   𝒇𝒖𝒄𝒌 ? ”
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