#im gonna be sick im for real gonna be sick

[hollandsangel]

bf!matt x uni!reader

current self indulgent headcanon bc my grip on reality is slipping through my mf fingers

this is my latest guilty pleasure @dazednmatthews knows

not getting over this gif ever btw @mattsturnioloarchive

- you had one exam at 9 and ofc texted him when you finished, a little bit panicked but he soothed you with plenty of ‘you’re the smartest one in the class’ and ‘you worked so hard sweetheart i know you did well’

- you’re in the library studying for your next exam that’s in a few hours when you see the dirty air force ones by the leg of your chair

- you pull out an ear bud and look up and there’s your stupid boyfriend with a stupid grin

- “hi” he says all cheeky

- “what are you doing here?????”

- “brought my girl a treat” and he sets down a coffee and a little snack from your favourite cafe by your house (it’s a bit of a drive from his, so you know he really went out of his way) “you deserve it”

- you’re immediately pouting at him bc AWE how is he this fucking sweet

- you tug him down by his sweater for a kiss not even caring you’re in the middle of the library bc you have the best bf ever and he deserves a kiss NOW

- “i can’t really hang out tho—“ you start a little regretfully, looking down at all the papers and highlighters strewn over the desk

- matt immediately cuts you off, shaking his head “i know, i just wanted to stop by and give you that and say im proud of you and all that stuff” he shrugs, hands in his pockets

- “mattttt” you blush, rubbing your cheeks

- he grins and leans down again to kiss your forehead “i’ll see you this weekend yeah? good luck, you’re gonna do great” he’s rubbing your back all nice (im sick)

- “thank you” you say it super quiet, wishing there was a bigger way to express your gratitude

- “don’t worry about it” he mumbles right by your ear, kisses your cheek then reaching for your chin to tilt your face a little closer

- he’s gives you the sweetest kiss that bastard

- “i love you”

- you’re literally awestruck how is he real

- “i love you too”

- he winks as he walks away and you’re REELING for ten minutes before getting back to studying bc you’re boyfriend is the worst (best) distraction

tags ! @st4rswrld @urfavvev3lyn @mattsturnioloarchive @averysbestyears @its-jennarose @strnilolo @cherrypostsposts @dazednmatthews

#matthew #matt sturniolo #matt sturniolo x reader #matt stuniolo fanfic #matt sturniolo headcanon #matt sturniolo fluff #matt sturniolo x you #matt sturniolo fic #matt sturniolo fanfic

[butchbaragordon]

kara zor-el man i wish lesbians were real i didnt watch flash but her outfit was sick in it so that was the main inspo 4 this one. im gonna draw her again with the brown hair and contacts

#dc fanart #kara zor-el #linda danvers #kara danvers #supergirl

[winterwallacehenderson]

SEVENTEEN members as songs from ttpd (from the first drop)

s.coups- i can do it with a broken heart

starting off slightly sad but he’s a real tough kid and he can definitely handle anything.

i think I saw an edit of him somewhere to this and cried

i’m seriously so proud of him always

taylor did write this for all the eldest daughters/ siblings

just super coups coded

jeonghan- fortnight ft. post malone

“your wife waters flowers i want to kill her” peak jeonghan vibes. he would commit a crime for funsies <3

also “i love you, it’s ruining my life” because man did he def ruin my life

tell me one jeonghan fan who’s mentally stable, we’re all a little crazy (myself included)

insanity and everything packed in one fr

joshua- fresh out the slammer

HE IS THE PRETTIEST BABY EVER OKAY

i too would go to jail for him

i’d also never lose my baby again

honestly him and jeonghan are both interchangeable, they’re both pretty and insane

OH! and i’d also disappear for a glimpse of his smile like fr fr my joshy :((((

jun- the tortured poets department

who’s gonna know him and love him if not me??

we’re also modern idiots and slightly crazy

OH! also the bridge is so junnie coded like honestly anything he does makes me feel like my heart will explode so

junnie is everything in this song minus the tats and drugs he's my precious boy <3

hoshi- but daddy i love him

the way i’d actually scream this song for him

also the vibes are so hoshi like im 90% sure he’d vibe with this song so hard

especially when she says "im having his baby no im not" he's ijboling right then and there

idk man it’s just so hoshi and i would definitely fight my dad for him

wonwoo- loml

he is actually so loml coded

like soft, played in a piano kind vibes

especially nana tour wonu

just very soft

he’s the love of my life and loss of my life as well because there’s actually no man that’s ever gonna be like him, ruined men for me

woozi- down bad

are we like actually surprised tho? that's my fav song and he is my fav boy

this man is literally so down bad coded

i’ve been singing and thinking of him like fuck it if I can’t have him, but i will definitely die not like tis gonna make a difference

IM LIKE SO IN LOVE WITH HIM OH MY GOD

also crying at the gym = lee jihoon (in reference to that one t-shirt he wore during caratland 2023)

minghao- so long, london

not the lyrical but mostly the vibes

this song is kinda calming to me in a way and it feels so hao like

also it reminds me hai cheng in a way maybe because of all the ship metaphors

i also feel like he’s appreciated the sadness in this song

he has that certain same whimsy as this song

mingyu- guilty as sin?

GUILTY AS SIN IS HIS SONG OKAY?!?!?

I WILL CHOOSE HIM AND ME RELIGIOUSLY ANYDAY

physically feeling sick how that bridge is literally so mingyu coded like holy fuck like gonna crucify me anyways? the way you hold me is actually what's holy??? its literally him

truly the best way to die is loving him

okay i’ll stop here before I die, he is just so <3

dokyeom- who’s afraid of little old me?

simply because he is such a nice person and such a lovely soul i worry people might take him for granted

the industry does not give him enough credit for him vocals like they should be scared of him he can eat up any vocalist in seconds

like they should be afraid of him that he's so goofy and silly

also the musical vibes here truly a kyeomie song

seungkwan- the alchemy

ALL THOSE SPORTS REFERENCE ARE FOR HIM!!!

my babiest boy ever

“where’s the trophy? he just comes running over to me” I CANNOT PUT ENOUGH EMPHASIS HOW SEUNGKWAN THIS IS

my heart will truly always be reserved for him

also he did make the strongest comeback fr

vernon- florida!!!

honestly, vernon’s favourite song here would be florida like fr

it’s just so vernon

he’d like eat up the featured and the beat right when she screams florida!!!!

13/10 would plan a trip to florida and brag how he's been to two places wtny and florida

the vibes are just so vernon fr idk what else to say

dino- clara bow

future of kpop, need I say more?

he’s like all the past legends but more better?

kinda like how she talks about it in the song, with the next being slightly better than the previous and yk what they've been through and stuff

and how dino is also called the future of kpop because he's so amazing

“the future’s bright, dazzling” so real like that’s literally about the future of kpop

anyways that's my take <33 I might do a part 2 with the second drop songs (no promises!!)

you can also find this thread on my twt here.

#seventeen #seventeen imagines #wintersrants #ttpd #taylor swift #svt as songs #svt #svt scoups #svt jeonghan #svt Joshua #svt jun #svt hoshi #svt wonwoo #svt woozi #svt minghao #svt the 8 #svt mingyu #svt dk #svt dokyeom #svt seungkwan #svt vernon #svt dino #svt imagines #seventeen fluff #kpop #scoups #jeonghan #joshua #jun #hoshi

[lets-all-calm-down-a-bit]

Do you have any disability headcannons?

yeah!! some of these are canon and some of them aren't, but shhh! they still count!

Stan: asthma, CVS (clinical vomiting syndrome,) major depressive disorder and minor dyscalculia. he may have (non-hyperactive) adhd?? they diagnosed him with it and put him on meds but he's certain its something else

Kyle: diabetic, ehlers danlos, and shitty immune system so he's always getting sick. also OCD. he has certain habits his friend see as odd (such as making and unmaking and making his bed again repeatedly, always knocking exactly 5 times, and saying certain words/phrases more than once when the situation doesn't call for it) and he has bad intrusive thoughts and minor delusions every once in a while like seeing things in the corner of his eye or hearing his name called

Butters: Anxiety and depression (highschool.) His parents have him medicated for it more because they want him to act normal and less because they actually care about him.

Cartman: Im gonna be so real with you, it was you who sold me on the cartman potsie hc. so POTS for cartman. and ik this isnt a disability but im just gonna say intersex cartman is so real. ykw actually for him i would consider it a disability. not by nature, but because of all the shit he has to go through in life and with the medical system.

also i think potsie kyle would get so fucking pissed about cartman also having pots. he would 100000% think he's faking to make him mad

#colby rambles #south park #southpark #sp #sp stan #sp stan marsh #stan marsh #sp kyle #sp kyle broflovski #kyle broflovski #sp butters #sp butters stotch #leopold butters stotch #butters stotch #sp eric #sp cartman #sp eric cartman #eric cartman #cloby's headcannons

[inkskinned]

probably time for this story i guess but when i was a kid there was a summer that my brother was really into making smoothies and milkshakes. part of this was that we didn't have AC and couldn't afford to run fans all day so it was kind of important to get good at making Cool Down Concoctions.

we also had a patch of mint, and he had two impressionable little sisters who had the attitude of "fuck it, might as well."

at one point, for fun, this 16 year old boy with a dream in his eye and scientific fervor in heart just wanted to see how far one could push the idea of "vanilla mint smoothie". how much vanilla extract and how much mint can go into a blender before it truly is inedible.

the answer is 3 cups of vanilla extract, 1/2 cup milk alternative, and about 50 sprigs (not leaves, whole spring) of mint. add ice and the courage of a child. idk, it was summer and we were bored.

the word i would use to describe the feeling of drinking it would maybe be "violent" or perhaps, like. "triangular." my nose felt pristine. inhaling following the first sip was like trying to sculpt a new face. i was ensconced in a mesh of horror. it was something beyond taste. for years after, i assumed those commercials that said "this is how it feels to chew five gum" were referencing the exact experience of this singular viscous smoothie.

what's worse is that we knew our mother would hate that we wasted so much vanilla extract. so we had to make it worth it. we had to actually finish the drink. it wasn't "wasting" it if we actually drank it, right? we huddled around outside in the blistering sun, gagging and passing around a single green potion, shivering with disgust. each sip was transcendent, but in a sort of non-euclidean way. i think this is where i lost my binary gender. it eroded certain parts of me in an acidic gut ecology collapse.

here's the thing about love and trust: the next day my brother made a different shake, and i drank it without complaint. it's been like 15 years. he's now a genuinely skilled cook. sometimes one of the three of us will fuck up in the kitchen or find something horrible or make a terrible smoothie mistake and then we pass it to each other, single potion bottle, and we say try it it's delicious. it always smells disgusting. and then, cerimonious, we drink it together. because that's what family does.

#this is true #writeblr #warm up #relatedly for some reason one of our Favorite Jokes #amongst the Siblings #is like - ''this is so good u will love it'' #while we are reacting to something we OBVIOUSLY find viscerally disgusting #like we will be actively retching and be like ''nooooo it's so good'' #to the point that i sometimes get nervous if someone outside my family is like oh u should try it its good #(obvi we never force each other to eat anything. we are all just curious birds and #like. we're GONNA try the new thing.) #edit to answer why we had so much vanilla: #my mom is a very good cook and we LOVE to bake. so she just had a lot of staples in the house. #it's one of those things that's like. have u ever continuously thought ''ah i should get butter im probably out'' #even tho u are not out of butter. so u end up with like 5 years of butter. #my mom would do that in a costco but like with vanilla extract #to be fair we WERE always using WAY TOO MUCH bc we were kids #so like she was right to stock up #ps. yes we were VERY sick after this lol i just didn't want to include it in the post in case ppl had an ick about that #u can tell it's real bc we knew "oh no we fucked up that's too much vanilla to waste'' but our reaction was to just. keep drinking it #> sibling understanding that vanilla extract isn't free > knowledge mother doesnt mind if we use it for milkshakes #> sibling choice to maybe get in a loophole of ''not wasting it'' if we drink it bc that's the same as using it (not throwing it out) #listen bud i was like 13 and my sister was like 9 #when my mom discovered this we. got in. A LOT. of trouble. a lot of it. a LOT of it. #3rd edit bc i guess it isn't clear - i am 1 of my brother's 2 little sisters #i am the middle child #out of all the ways i have had to explain a post before being like ''did u forget a middle child can happen'' is my favorite

[wasyago]

im gonna start killing

#im not gonna start killing im gonna throw up actually #i will strangle charlie and mariana for ruining my life in particular. only mine im the only special one here #they make me sick they're terrible im gonnaaaaa 👊👊👊👊👊👊 #rip flippa also #now how do i tag this oh god-- #qsmp #slimecicle #charlie slimecicle #el mariana #???? #help #my art #sketch #i *probably* wont draw much for qsmp. i hope. #maybe just a couple designs here and there but nothing *real* #ughghghhg #also why are there 94 pages on ao3 for qsmp. wtf guys it started not so long ago. like. i get it. but 94???????????????? bruh #dont aks what i was doing on ao3 im starving for charlie/mariana content #i probably shouldn't say this in the tags under this post but uhhh uhhhhhhhhh uhhhh

[twyrineslut]

(starts biting into drywall) can we pls discuss this

#guys i feel fucking crazy wife guy artemy REAL 😭😭😭 #artemy who has been surrounded by loss and grief his entire life to lose his mother his brother his father and his wife #but he STILL finds it in him to love and to love with ruinous abandon im gonna be sick #pathologic #pathologic 2 #artemy burakh

[chandralia]

they actually did it,, they knew exactly what to do, not a single word shared between them and they reached for each other instantly !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

holding hands and Izuku looking at Katsuki like he’s the whole entire world once again. winning and saving, saving and winning. I’LL NEVER RECOVER

#IM GONNA BE SICK HOWWWW IS THIS REAL HOW IS THIS HAPPENING SO FAST HNHGFFHGFFVGGGHHH #bkdk #dkbk #bakudeku #dekubaku #:’) #mha spoilers #bnha spoilers #mha 404

[nafohcnis]

jd is just so much hes Such a good character. as someone with an actual shitty oldest brother that ruined his life i kind of find how people treat his flaws funny. esp when people blow them out of proportion like my guy was struggling and stressed and trying and . it didnt go so well but hey! he’s never hurt you on purpose and he wants to make up for it and be in your lives again

johnd oddory uhhggffgggg!!!!!!!! its so silly whenevr i think of how engrained this guy is in my head, cuz im the youngest out of my siblings but im closest with my sister The Eldest Daughter.. AND WHATS FUNNY is she says i’d be john dory and she’d be branch.. i forced her to watch trolls.she hates musicals. LAWL.

oh but anyway john dory’s whole dynamic.. ESPECIALLY with branch is soo… John Dory as the eldest, and the least favorite brother among them and branch as the youngest and most adored.. ugh it just so so so good. especially with how they mirror eachother so much… and how everyone treats them differently even though theyre so similar!!!! not that its a bad thing its just so.!!!

JOHN DORY MAKES ME FEEL SO BAD when i see him reuniting with his brothers like oh my god. because i KNOW his last impression on them was horrible and all their reactions are reasonable but man. John “GOODBYE FOREVER” Dory was the Only one to come back to the troll tree. Was the one to get everyone together to save floyd. Was in isolation for 20 years thinking his brothers were dead probably all his fault.

AND THEN guess what he WASNT EVEN OBSESSED WITH THE PERFECT FAMILY HARMONY AGAIN WHEN THEY REUNITE!! when floyds like ‘jd its diamond💔’ this dumbass goes ‘DIAMOND SHATTERING DIAMOND HAMMER’ he wasnt even THINKING OF IT!!!! uggghhhh and then theyre like THE SAME OLD JOHN DORY which is .partially true. but i feel like the siblings anger at him was definitely some bottled up feelings coming out cuz ths guy was clarifying that it was For FLOYD!!!!! ugh ugh ugh whateve Watt ever..!!!! ugh ugh ugh ugh everyone hug eachother and apologize and talk NOW!

#SORRY i went on a whole rant there #john dory and the sibling dynamics make me so…… #i should probably feel more align with branch which I Do sometimes… john dory just something about him #im gonna smash his head with a hammer #ugh strugglung and stressed and TRYING UGH UGH UGH im gonna be sick its too real #i AM gonna tag thsi one idk . listen to my john dory thoughts boy!!! #john dory #trolls john dory #trolls band together #dw trolls #dreamworks trolls #trolls #ask

[okkottsus]

kaneshiro really wants the readers to understand how madly in love with each other nagi and reo are and its honestly suicide inducing im being completely serious. IF THEY WOULD JUST TALK!!!! (i know they eventually did but at what cost).....

also, we finally know what reo wanted to say but didnt (bc he thought nagi wouldnt come back to him) when nagi declared he was going ahead on his own and its the most romantic, yet encouraging thing ever nobody touch me

#blue lock #nagireo #reonagi #episode nagi leaks #blue lock leaks #episode nagi spoilers #blue lock spoilers #why do they always do this when im studying #i saw this at around 7pm and its now 1am and im still frozen. #crying reo is real im gonna be sick #OFC WE KNOW NAGI IS DOING IT ALL FOR HIM BUT HE DOESNT HES NOT A MIND READER HES SO HURT HES CRYING NAGI SEISHIRO WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON U #i cant say i want to kms on twt freely so im gonna have to say it on tumblr #god if it wasnt for ch 207 and the voice guide i would be considering ending it all rn fr #im not gonna talk abt the bachisagi reonagi parallels again cause i made a separate post months ago..it feels good to have media literacy

[cathalbravecog]

my cure for art block is drawing high roller and my cure for curing my mental health is drawing soft cute art so i combined it. still got the sick mood so this freak gets cozy and some tea after show running for so long

#not enough soft high roller art im gonna cough up a fucking lung so im gonna do it myself and not coughing up my lung in the im currently #sick kinda way #i am cool sharp art enthusiast but i dont always have the energy to do that so. giggle. go to my roots a wee bit #kinda chibified her too but uhmmmmmm TRUST ME i cant do more proportionate fullbodies currently I TRIED so YEAH. #also the message on the drawing is true red sweaters / hoodies / oversized shirts are a guzma iconic thing thats my cartoon wardrobe #once its colder my wardrobe will be just that once more i will be my real self #toontown #toontown corporate clash #high roller #guz art

[s0lam33y]

y’all….

They’re so fine. I can’t.

#get off my neck PLEASE #they’re so pretty for what #I’m sick asl #IM GONNA SOB #I can’t do this anymore #… #HELP MEE #letitia wright #dominique thorne #on a real serious note #I need a CUREEEE

[buggycore]

watching whole cake island and i cannot get over the PARALLELS the FUCKING PARALLELS BTWN SANJI N HIS MOM AND SANJI N LUFFY

#im crying this is so sick and fucking TWISTED !!!!!! SICK AND TWISTED #HIS MOM EATING THE FUCKED UP FOOD AND SAYING ITS AMAZING #AND LUFFY EATING THE FUCKED UP FOOD AND ABSOLUTELY LOVING IT #IM GONNA JUMP OFF A GODDAMN CLIF RN JFC #AND SANJI IS LIKE STOP FUCKING LYING YOU LIAR I KNOW ITS TERRIBLE AND YOURE JUST BEING NICE >:((((( #BUT LUFFY GENUINELY LOVES IT bc legs be absolutely so real rn luffy would eat anything #but the FOOD that was HAND CRAFTED BY HIS SHIPS COOK #BY SANJI #HE PUT EVERYONES FAV DISHES IN THAT DAMN BENTO #AND LUFFY WAS SO HAPPY #like ahhh sanji i cant wait until we're all back together in the sunny! #i want you to make this for all of us #this has everyones fav food🥰💜💚😍🔥🥰🫶💜💚 #LUFFY IS JUST SO FUCKING PURE AND LOVING AND GENUINE AND WHOLESOME GODDAMNIT #anyways #sanji #vinsmoke sanji #one piece #black leg sanji #one piece sanji #whole cake island #whole cake arc #whole cake spoilers

[kisasan]

#bnha #mha #bnha 404 #mha 404 #izuku midoriya #bakugou x deku #bakugou katsuki #bakudeku #bkdk #dkbk #bkdkbk #decchan #i see no difference #izuku is soo in love #i still can’t believe this is real #the way he looks at him #im going to cry again #im gonna be sick #I can’t get how Izuku looks at Kacchan out of my mind #they’re soulmates your honor #they invented love #they invented romance #they’re in love your honor #bkdk canon #dkbk canon

[hayaku14]

kuroba toichi you need to stay dead or im going to fucking kill you myself

#you sick son of a bitch #if you truly love your son you wouldnt be alive #it's bad enough that you basically left the mantle for your teenage son to take up but you actually being alive???????? #you just out there living your life while your son is destroying his relationships chasing after something that you started???????? #his very motivation is your death and it's not even real??? the utter fucking betrayal??? #and maybe being kid has kade him a better magician and has helped him find out more about himself #but he shouldve been able to have a choice if he even wanted to be kid at all it shouldnt have been a responsibility pushed upon him #AND IF YOU ARE FUCKING ALIVE AND YOU'RE JUST WATCHING YOUR SON RUNNING AWAY FROM THE POLICE WITH PRIDE INSTEAD OF GUILT YHEN YOU CAN #GO FUCK YOURSELF #Honestly the worst #also that theory that maybe chikage is travelling the world because she KNOWS toichi is alive and she's with her elevates this fuckery into #a whole different level #anyway go read cuethesun's tomorrow and the next day #good fucking food and bad parent chikage and toichi enjoyers will be pleased ;> #lol #dc prattles #as much as i want happy everybody is alive kuroba family #i need touichi and chikage if she knows too to feel the repercussions of their horrible parenting and i need kaito to be able to let himself #feel the hurt and betrayal that he is justified to feel even if he is happy that his dad is alive #but i dont trust gosho to handle that nicely if anything i think hes gonna just handwave it and wont address it properly #anyway my point is i just need more hurt and angry kaito also if shinichi is there im happy #sorry i sneaked in a kaishin i cant stop the brainrot unfortunately theres no cure 🤚😔 #ALSO DONT GET ME STARTED WITH BAD PARENT KUDOS OOOOOHHHH

[novaae]

I'm of the belief that Bumi has a big sweet tooth, which is one of the big reasons why he gained so much weight after retirement. Sweets are normally contraband in the United Forces, and while Bumi could smuggle in his own supply as a high-ranking officer, he still had to be sneaky about it and indulge sparingly to make it last. After retirement, he had unfettered access to sweets for months, and he went a little nuts, partially out of boredom. Once his broken arm healed and he started focusing on his airbending training, the weight fell off as quickly as he gained it.

I've thought too much about this, clearly.

Apologies if my response doesn't make sense I'm very sick and doped up on three different medicines, but yes I agree with this a lot.

I feel like with the fact that he was probably just hanging around with the kids and trying his hand at fun hobbies he did earlier as only for a short while, I can definitely see him snacking with the kids a lot without realising. He and Ikki painting? Yeah he's got a plate of sweets and he's popping one into her mouth and one into his. Oops how did they finish it that quickly though?

Also as a guy who goes to the gym regularly (or used to, till November), it's rather easy to build back muscle when you've been working for all your life (which Bumi has, also taller people have to work for a VERY long time before getting proper muscles so woo. Damn Bumi), so I can see how he quickly goes back to muscles.

#also no i dont think youve thought about it a lot like this is just. normal bumi behaviour 💪 #very normal about bumi (real) #rei answers #bumi ii #diananock #im just gonna. go to sleep. very sick bye bye