#im not even saying it as a joke

[kalfui]

I really love falling asleep with loud and fast, mostly vocaloid, music. It's so relaxing sleeping with the sound of Yababaina blasting next to you.

#im not even saying it as a joke #its so relaxing #maybe its because i get so tired #i think it takes away from me being on my phone #since theres a lot going on so i dont want to mindlessly scroll #it genuinely is relaxing tho i could care less its loud and has a lot of things #yababaina #hatsune miku #vocaloid #vocaloid songs #vocaloid song #vocaloid fan

[pencilscratchins]

atla renaissance pt 3 calls to me like a siren

#back to my roots #atla #zuko #sokka #toph #avatar the last airbender #avatar #to everyone arguing whether or not it’s accurate to say they do have ODS consider a few things #a) it’s a joke i made while high #b) toph wouldn’t care she would just say shit to piss them off because she’s 12 #c) maybe welcome joy into your life. consider taking even a second of a break from whatever compels you to ruin my desire to post #and just chill. because this is and has never been that deep #art #my art #my fan art #fan art #is this the last thing i ever post on tumblr? who knows #im high and its 2am lets get wild

[choccy-milky]

MC doing what we all wished we could do (aka napping on the floor with ominis )😴💕

#ill never get over how he just sleeps on the floor its so cute to me and seems so at odds with his personality which makes it better #hogwarts legacy #hphl #ominis gaunt #ominis gaunt x mc #ominis gaunt x oc #ominis x mc #hogwarts legacy ominis #hogwarts legacy fanart #hey look everyone its my nameless MC aka just brown haired clora LMAOOO #its like when u play a fighting game and you and your friend both choose the same chara. this is clora with a diff colour scheme BAHAHA #this has been in my wips for like a year im not even joking im glad to finally actually draw it properly LMAO #i also love how all of my ominis centric posts involve him on the floor/talking about the floor LMFAOO EVEN THE SMUT ONE #what can i say i just love a man who isnt afraid to chill on the floor ok #also i love a hypocritical man LMAO apparently. i always make seb a hypocrite and now im makin ominis one too #HOW COULD U SLEEP ON THE FLOOR MC? #meanwhile #also srry but dont get ur hopes up for more ominis content anytime soon this was just in my wips and i rly wanted to finally have it done #A RARE TREAT FOR THE OMINIS GIRLIES #choccyart

[ruporas]

kiss the pain away

#vashwood #trigun #trigun stampe #vash the stampede #wolfwood #nicholas d wolfwood #ep 10 was crazy bc vashwood was literally the plot goodbye #i like how the most intimate moment between these two was in the goddamn sewers #i feel like that alone symbolizes so much in their relationship. im half joking BUT ITS JUST LIKE #the SPONTANEITY the PRIVACY they get in such an open Space while being literally chased / hunted after.... #and vash is out here showing his scars.............. and ill always lose my mind that they gave this spotlight to wolfwood instead of #meryl and milly like in the previous versions. i dont know how else to read this other than that wolfwood is the romantic interest of stamp #it makes sense even aside from this scene. u know. wolfwood was technically the damsel in distress in ep 5-6 and vash saved/helped him. #and who stayed in the bedroom with vash................. #who rushed to his side when he got shot...... with that worried ass expression.... #i dont have anything smart to say at all im just gushing over vashwood thru stampede bc its just so blatant. and its great that its blatant #bc it was blatant in trimax too. like so blatant. the romance was written in every chapter they showed up together #god #ive never witnessed a pairing more canon without being spoken as such its soooooo much theyre so much #ruporas art

[bytedykes]

[ID: SVSSS fanart of Shen Qingqiu and Liu Qingge. It's the scene from volume 1 where Liu Qingge is having a qi deviation. He's on the floor, face and clothes splattered with blood. Shen Qingqiu has a hand on his shoulder, and smiles as he says, "You're too hot- I mean too young to die. We should be friends now." Liu Qingge scowls at him, angry and confused, thinking "wtf" repeatedly and with question marks floating around his head. /end ID]

this is basically what happened i think

#really funny how this is like. the lqg introduction scene. can you even imagine what hes feeling rn #anyway this is kind of a study of the original drawing idk #svsss #scum villain's self saving system #shen qingqiu #liu qingge #nik art #misc #the specific part im making a joke of is when sqq says “a beauty fading-- ahem‚ dying so young” like shut the fuck up loser jdhjdskk #liushen #<- I GUESS

[g00se-ars0nist]

heavy is the burden i carry (homosexuality)

#dan and phil #daniel howell #dan howell #sister daniel #dan and phil 2023 #im sorry #this isn't a joke #i was possessed #by gay thoughts #what do i even say #ive given up #no longer can i stay burried in shame #bound by my moral obligations #i now can evolve #past human error #i have become god #please dont put me on a cringe account

[pseudophan]

i would just like to point out that in the first pinof both dan and phil's noses got smudged to shit to the point where they've almost come off entirely and they did not acknowledge it in the reaction. i simply think phil should have a think about that before he starts joking about their noses potentially touching in pinof 4

#im saying its easy to joke about it in 4 when that didnt happen whereas in 1..... lmfao #not even being a demon its just like of course they were making out during that shit they'd Just started doing that #but phil should watch his words!

[bigshotautos]

I really like your theory about Spamton basically haunting a mannequin after death. Have you ever touched upon the reaction from Jevil (or anyone, really) upon seeing the new Spamton? Especially considering Spamton isn't even aware he 'died'.

^ how i think jevil's first sight of Spamton would go. i love this ask. this is referring to some headcanons I made a while back, I'll link it here for the one post and the general ghost spamton theory is linked in that one as well. Going to elaborate on it more under the cut for those interested + more art.

In general I think that people from Spamton's past wouldn't really care if they notice at all, since he wasn't in the business of making close friends with anyone. With the Addisons, in my interpretation he had a "weird co-worker" relationship with them, and while Addisons in general treated each other like potential business competitors that they had to make-nice with, Spamton is especially easy to single out for being visibly and temperamentally different. His altered, current state is something they'd feel at least uncomfortable by, but many wouldn't have been too close with him to begin with for them to talk about it with him directly. Would get whispered about between each other for sure, like we saw with them talking about Spamton after the NEO fight. It moves him from the "disgraced guy I used to know" category to the "actually unpleasant to look at or think about" territory. This goes for Swatch, Queen, and Seam (less so), who seem to buy heavily into the Lightner and Darkner dynamic, with Spamton corrupting the Lightner's dream being a strong taboo against what it means to be a Darkner.

As for what Jevil thinks, Spamton during the NEO fight is both a beautiful and horrifying display. Jevil at this point hasn't seen him in years since his imprisonment, and in their time apart Jevil has grown to find novelty in the cage that everyone else besides him is in since he's created huge emotional distance between him and the reality he lives in. Seeing the fact that Spamton had corrupted an abandoned dream of a Lightner and was causing so much chaos to the established order of the world would be exhilarating, but at the same time seeing that Spamton had accomplished this and still had his strings visible (and changed to a marionette puppet with no symbolic agency), it'd be a painful confirmation of his worldview that even Spamton, who deep down he still cares for, could never have been free.

Jevil would think at first he'd just gone through some nebulous situation to change what he looks like, since ofc he himself has toy-like traits (arguable if that happened with Gasterfication or not), Seam is a plushie cat, and other Card Castle Darkners are based on toys, but feeling the lack of life combined with the symbolic body of Spamton would mean to him something bigger had went wrong. He wouldn't dare to bring it up in an empathetic way, stuck in his mindset that it doesn't matter, but it'd still hit a part of him he doesn't like to think still exists. It's something he gets over quickly, almost performatively going back to fucking with him and taking advantage of his fear for entertainment, but it didn't sit well at first.

To me, the fact Spamton "died" isn't really a huge deal, kind of like with the ghosts in Undertale where no one really cares they're just ghosts. They're just doing their thing. To me it'd be fine if neither of them find out what happened for certain, but it's something that adds Flavor to his character.

#asks #deltarune #spamton #jevil #SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG TO ANSWER ANON LOL. its been a month or something #i asked tumblr user funnywormz for consulation on this for his thoughts as well since he's my accomplice in ghost spamton truthers #my art #ofc this is all just my internal worldview on the thing it's by no means definitive but its just for Fun! #btw as for queen im hardly even joking i think she would have deleted spamton from her memory banks because he was so sucks. #also in the image up top susie cant hear jevil saying this shit it definitely wouldnt have helped. #i think darkners can detect the itemized darkners but lightners cant like with tasque manager and spamneo noticing jevil

[yrsonpurpose]

NICHOLAS GALITZINE Mary & George Premiere "History is sexy!"

#nicholas galitzine #mary and george #nicholasgalitzineedit #rwrbsource #mary & george #chrissiewatts #userninz #usergayppl #usernuria #mine* #oh i love him :((( #he's so nervous and endearing #a rwrb mention but no question of a sequel plsplspls i need this to see his face sjfds #omg him saying 'thank you i appreciate you' STOP IT #ok but when i tell you he has ruined literally all expectations of men for me #its not even a joke #i feel like im in a fever dream with this content #i used to pray for times like this

[chkn-kit]

something stupid that's been cooking in my brain for a while MOOTS LOOK AWAY

#cannibalism mention #its a silly joke but just in case #i think he would just say something completely out of pocket and everyone around them thinks hes insane but kaeyas just like #“oh yeah he just does that sometimes” #also this is so messy i just had to finish it before i go to bed #sidenote i literally feel so insane sometimes when im ranting about them to ppl who dont even ship them TvT #childe #genshin childe #tartaglia #kaeya #kaeya alberich #genshin kaeya #genshin impact #chaeya

[extantformoflife]

drives me insane that kabru has met laios like. twice. and has professed to hate him and not trust him more than once. and then also. he believes so truly and without hesitation that laios will be the one to conquer the dungeon that he is prepared on multiple occasions to put his own life on the line in order to further laios' chances at reaching the depths of the dungeons.

#to be absolutely clear though ive joked about it im not even saying this as a yaoi thing. they just FASCINATE me. #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #kabru #kabru of utaya #kabru dungeon meshi #laios touden #laios #extanttalks

[thatnununguy]

black and white and black and slime <3

#homestuck #doodle #equius zahhak #gamzee makara #nepeta leijon #i constantly switch between white and gray bg so im sorry if i blinded you accidentally #i would tag this as ship but it's not romantic enough to really warrant it #but the intention was there #kinda #its totally NOT because i have no idea how to spell equigam and if its even a tag in the first place.... #anyway the sims joke made me laugh so hard and im afraid its literally not funny to anyone else #so if you laughed #you dont have to say it but just know im happy

[blitz-without-the-o]

You know at first I was like "the Vivziepop fatphobic allegations are so dumb, when has the show been fatphobic", and then I remember the Blitz calling Moxxie fat jokes in Helluva Boss that really weren't even kind of funny considering there isn't a shred of fat on Moxxie that Blitz could be seeing so why call him fat, not once but several times. Oh yeah the same thing happens with Mammon to Fizzaroli, forgot about that.

And then we get Hazbin Hotel where all of the characters are still skinny, but you know that's to be expected, until we get to Mimzy who is both the only fat character in the show and also immediately disliked by everyone in the hotel upon arrival except for Charlie who dislikes basically no one except for Adam (with good reason) like, before she had even done anything. She's also not even a good friend to Alastor considering she only came there to dump her loan troubles off on him, so like it kind of feels bad when the only character in this show of stick thin body types twinks and hunks that has your body type is just not that great all around.

Oh and before I forget: Having Lucifer crack a fat joke about Adam during the fight via "letting himself go" when Adam doesn't even look fat? Look the man certainly has a wider silhouette, but wide and flat do not have the same connotations as wide and round, okay? Please understand this. Adam is not a fat character, you can see how square his jaw is when the mask comes off, this is Not a fat guy and Lucifer calling him fat is just as ridiculous as Blitz calling Moxxie fat.

#it sends a message is all im saying #fatphobia #vivziepop #vivziepop critical #hazbin hotel #helluva boss #im also not even saying she Has to draw fat people. if she doesnt want to i would rather her not #because then what do we get? badly drawn fat people? more mean fat jokes for no reason? that doesnt sound preferable #sigh

[scullcrusher101xd]

so glad the movie finally confirmed tf2 heavy and tf2 soldier as hatred`s real parents!

#bc i heard people say his features look like if heavy and soldier were mixed #i dont headcanon this thouh im joking im jokimg #also i had to draw me two wifes soldier and sgt interacting #i think hatred wouldnt react with <:( face at soldier`s head collection as i drew him but i needed that reaction for a comedic effect #the punchline is : soldier is crazy! everybody laugh. #why tf are images so frigin huge here duuuuuuuuuhhhhh #venture bros #sgt hatred #tf2 soldier the demon that lives in my head #I dont even know if the second image is funny everyone so used to soldiers heads that they have no shock value anymore

[putting-kinger-in-places]

you guys really liked that wheres waldo hate post huh. dont worry ive got a couple more words to say about that little red and white straightened peppermint swirl looking fuck but i'm saving them for later

#all jokes wheres waldo fandom please dont kill me #is there even a wheres waldo fandom #please say there is thatd be so funny #not a place #also side note in case u feel bad. no i dont care if u compare my blog to waldo im jk #waldos my enemy for different reasons fyi. #waldo killed my family and burnt my crops #now i have no wheat to feed my stuffed animals with for the winter 😭😭😭 #and its all waldos fault

[pusangkambing]

DEATH THREAT WARNING ⚠️

I have not finished the stream BUT HOLY SHIT NOTHING COULDVE PREPARED ME FOR JUST HOW FUCKING RAW THAT "KYS" THAT JAIDEN SHOUTED OHMYFUCKIMG GOD

#I BURST OUT FUCKING LAUGHING IT FUCKING HURTS OHYMGOSBSJSJEHSJ #Death threat tw #ik the tag is here but also i just wanted to put one up on top anyway jic #she full on says it btw so heed the warning #paimon!speaks! #qsmp #jaiden animations #suicide joke #tagged this too even tho it doesnt fit but jic #EDIT: I DIDNT NOTICE THE FUCKING GARBAGE QUALITY IM SO SORRYVBSUSJWJSA