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missesmckinnon · 9 months

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Regulus: I hate you.

James: You want me so bad.

Draco: I hate you.

Harry: You want me so bad.

Scorpius: Yay, besties!

Albus: :D

Scorpius:

Albus:

Scorpius:

Albus: You want me so bad.

Scorpius: I want you so bad.

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hxuse-xf-black · 1 year

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Albus: My brother James (the extrovert) and I (the introvert) got separated on our flight. We’re in the middle seats in the same flight row.

Albus: I’ve already apologized to the people sitting next to me like seven times.

Albus: James is sharing beef jerky with strangers and I think he’s now in someone’s wedding.

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taurusmoonchild · 2 years

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*Albus and Scorpius making out*

*Rose walks in*

Rose: Your ancestors are turning in their graves right now.

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oxydiane · 2 years

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albus: dad there’s something i need to tell you… i like boys

harry: oh me too

albus: ?

james: well that makes the three of us what the hell

teddy: anybody in this house likes pussy?

lily: [slowly raises hand]

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cursedwithwords · 3 months

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Scorpius: Where’s Queen Eleanor?

Albus: Baby jail.

Scorpius: What crime has she committed?!

Albus: Stole my sock.

Scorpius: Without a trial?! That's illegal! Free her!

Albus: No way, she'll just steal my other sock.

Scorpius: I'm calling the police!

Albus: Do it then.

This is who Albus put in baby jail, can you believe that????

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evawritesstuff · 4 months

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Draco: I am sorry but Scorpius what the f were you thinking messing with alternate realities like they were toys?!?! Are you out of your mind completely?

Scorpius: I am sorry dad but you have to understand, I wasn't thinking and Albus is very hot.

Draco: wait, what

Scorpius: the power of the booty is stronger than that of the intelligence

Draco:

Albus: That's right, and he is very intelligent for saying that, I could never!

Scorpius: it's okay mini muffin, I love you the way you are

Albus: Really? 🥹🥹

Draco: I think I have blood pressure

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asymmetrycals · 2 years

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Lily, whispering: Why are Albus and Scorpius sitting with their backs to each other?

Rose: They had a fight.

Lily: Then why are they holding hands?

Rose: They get sad when they fight.

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evil-swan-witch · 6 days

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Rose: Can you turn up the heating please?

Hugo: No

Rose: I’m freezing

Hugo: a walk will do you good

Rose: That won’t change the temperature

Hugo: Rip bestie

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strawberryscorp · 1 year

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scorbus as things me and my bff have said to eachother (part 2? 3? im not even sure)

~~~ scorpius: *eating in the great hall w/ albus* al, your leg is literally on top of me. can you please move?

albus: sure. *sits on scorpius’s lap*

scorpius:

scorpius: *continues eating his breakfast like nothing happened* ~~~ albus: wow. that is one sexy suitcase.

scorpius: please dont call inanimate objects sexy.

albus: fine, i’ll call you sexy instead. hey, sexy.

scorpius: i hate you.

~~~ scorpius: *finishes 20 minute long rant about an entire book series*

albus: cool.

scorpius: you were listening, right?

albus: if im gonna he honest, no. youre very pretty when youre focused though. can i draw on your hand?

scorpius: *sigh* yes, go ahead.

albus: *proceeds to draw very realistic boobies on scorpius’s hands with a glittery gel pen*

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correcthpnextgen · 9 months

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Lily: I’m moving into the attic

Albus: The attic?!

Lily: Hey, at least it’s big. Dad said you used to live in a closet.

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hxuse-xf-black · 9 months

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Scorpius: Yeah, it's scary. It's terrifying. Especially when I'm in love with a psycho like you! Rose: I'm not a psycho! Scorpius: I just told you that I love you and all you heard was psycho.

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rabidkoalasinmybloodstream · 2 years

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Scorpius: Mr. Potter-

Harry: Nope.

Scorpius, confused: What?

Harry: You don’t have to call me “Mr. Potter,” just call me “Harry.”

Scorpius: I don’t think you understand how much I cannot do that.

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taurusmoonchild · 2 years

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Ginny: So James, what do we say when an Auror stops you?

James: (proudly) We don't talk to Aurors.

Harry: ...

Ron: ...

Hermione: That's right. And if they try to talk to you, you come to me.

Harry: ??

Ron: I have no words.

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elenatries2write · 2 years

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⋆⋇⋆⋇⋇⋆✦ George picking up his kids from Fred's house after a day of Uncle Fred being the best babysitter ✦⋆⋇⋆⋇⋆⋇

George: H-how much sugar did you give them?! Fred: Oh, just about six sugar quills, ten chocolate frogs, a dozen fudge flies, three peppermint toads, twenty "Bertie Botts Every Flavour Beans", two pepper imps, three ginger newts, and a pumpkin pasty... each. I gave them about that much each. George: ... Fred: ¯\_(⌣ᴗ⌣)_/¯ George: You're lucky that my kids love you and that we have an unbreakable philadelphic twinship that prevents me from ever informing Angie about your precarious babysitting tactics, or else I wouldn't even let you within fifty furlongs of my children.

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xlucygraysongbirdx · 2 years

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James Sirius: Look, as a straight man, I think-

Lily Luna: Wait, what did you just call yourself?

James Sirius: A straight man?

Albus Severus: Oh, so we're just saying things now?

Albus Severus: As a toaster, I-

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willeswine · 2 years

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Everyone: –standing in front of the Potter’s broken coffee maker–

Harry: So, who broke it?

Kids: …

Harry: I’m not mad, i just wanna know.

Kids:

Scorpius: I did. I-

Harry: No. No you didn’t. James?

James Sirius: Don’t look at me, look at Albus.

Albus: What? I didn’t break it!

James Sirius: Huh, that’s weird. How did you know it was broken?

Albus: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken.

James Sirius: Suspicious…

Albus: No, it’s not!

Rose: If it matters, probably not but

Rose: Lily was the last one to use it.

Lily Luna: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

Rose: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffe cart earlier?

Lily Luna: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles; everyone knows that Rose!

Scorpius: Ok! Let’s not fight! I broke it, let me pay for it, Mr Potter!

Harry: No! Who broke it?

Albus: Dad… Hugo’s been awfully quiet.

Hugo: REALLY!?

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