#incorrect wylan

[grishaverse-said]

Matthias: I'm pretty sure that place is fire-proof, or something. Wylan, grenade in hand: Alright, but is it explosion-proof?

#incorrect grishaverse #grishaverse incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect grishaverse quotes #grishaverse #incorrect six of crows #six of crows #six of crows incorrect quotes #incorrect soc #incorrect matthias quotes #incorrect matthias #six of crows matthias #matthias helvar #incorrect wylan #wylan hendriks #six of crows wylan #wylan van eck #grishaverse said

[crowsnotvultures]

incorrect sab subtitles part (?/?)

#shadow and bone #shadow and bone spoilers #shadow and bone incorrect quotes #six of crows #inej ghafa #kaz brekker #nina zenik #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #i'm back #mine #wesper #if you squint #kanej

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

Kaz watching Wylan implicate both his father and Pekka at the auction:

#🤣🤣 #soc #soc incorrect quotes #six of crows #kaz brekker #wylan van eck #jan van eck #pekka rollins

[familiar-anonymous]

Jesper, to Kaz: *drunk as hell* Kaz thinks he knows everything but he has no idea I'm in love with Wylan.

Kaz: *criminal offensive side eye* Shut. Up.

Jesper : Ops! Sorry! My bad.

Jesper, to Wylan: Kaz thinks he knows everything but he has no idea I'm in love with Wylan.

Wylan: Y-you're in love with me?!

Jesper: ...

Jesper: Where the f*ck is Inej when I am talking to her?!

#Inej: *Out of nowhere appearing behind Jesper* Everyone knows you are in love with Wylan. #Jesper: *falling out of the chair with surprise* AHHHHHH!!! #incorrect quotes #wesper #shadow and bone #six of crows #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #kaz brekker #inej gafha #incorrect quote #kanej

[multi-fandom-mouse-rat]

Nina: You know, Jesper gives Wylan flowers all the time, I wish you’d do that too.

Mathias: Okay.

-later-

Mathias: -Gives Wylan flowers-

Wylan: ?? Thank? You??

Mathias: I am just as confused as you are.

#six of crows #six of crows duology #nina zenik #mathias helvar #wylan fahey #wylan van eck #soc #soc wylan #soc nina #soc matthias #incorrect quotes #incorrect soc #soc incorrect quotes #helnik #wesper

[five-of-cr]

the crows as reductress headlines: part 1

#there are so many good helnik ones y'all #i have no idea how many parts this will entail but buckle up because i screenshotted 40 headlines today alone #will add alt text soon #six of crows #shadow and bone #crooked kingdom #sab #soc #save shadow and bone #save six of crows #six of crows spin off #incorrect six of crows #incorrect crows #incorrect grishaverse #wylan van eck #wylan hendriks #jesper fahey #kaz brekker #nina zenik #matthias helvar #inej ghafa #helnik #wesper

[amphorographia]

Jesper: If a beautiful man or woman disagrees with me I will immediately change my views. I have no principles.

Wylan: Well, maybe you should have principles.

Jesper: You're right, maybe I should.

#jesper fahey #wylan x jesper #wylan van eck #wesper #shadow and bone #incorrect six of crows quotes #six of crows #crooked kingdom #incorrect quotes #source: twitter #source: @shawnathan37

[totally-not-hyperfixating]

*playing twister*

kaz: right hand red.

wylan: *ends up on top of jesper*

jesper: …you're doing this on purpose, aren't you?

kaz: i stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. honestly, i’m surprised you didn't notice

#wesper #kaz brekker #wylan van eck #wylan van sunshine #jesper fahey #six of crows #six of crows incorrect quotes #the crows #1k #2k #3k

[thecrxwclub]

“He can’t even bother to learn my name. It’s not even a long name.”

— SHADOW AND BONE S2 BEING A COMEDY pt1

#shadow and bone #six of crows #shadow and bone netflix #shadow and bone season two #shadow and bone season 2 #shadow and bone s2 #shadow and bone spoilers #crooked kingdom #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #jesper fahey #nina zenik #wylan van eck #matthias helvar #grishaverse #soc #incorrect crows #kanej #wesper #helnik #alina starkov #mal oretsev #nikolai lantsov #zoya nazyalensky #tolya yul bataar #tamar kir bataar #malina

[nocontextgrishaverse]

wylan: what language do you think jesper thinks in? zemeni or kerch?

kaz: bold of you to assume he thinks.

#wylan van eck #kaz brekker #jesper fahey #six of crows #crooked kingdom #soc #grishaverse #incorrect quotes

[jazzkrebber]

Kaz: checkmate

Wylan: what- we're playing monopoly???

Kaz: when you can't beat the odds, change the game

#and then he pulls a pair of sunglasses out his butt and says swag #wylan proceeds to beat him with his light up sketchers #you hear a thud see a flash of light then Kaz is on the ground #six of crows incorrect quotes #soc incorrect quotes #leigh bardugo #save shadow and bone #grishaverse #shadow and bone #six of crows #crooked kingdom #ruin and rising #siege and storm #wylan hendriks #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #kaz brekker #wesper #inej ghafa #kanej

[grishaverse-said]

Wylan: Ugh, crushes are so dumb. Jesper: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid. Wylan: But you’re always acting stupid? Jesper: … Jesper: Don't think about that too hard.

#incorrect grishaverse #grishaverse incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect grishaverse quotes #grishaverse #incorrect soc #six of crows incorrect quotes #six of crows #incorrect six of crows #incorrect wylan #six of crows wylan #jesper x wylan #wylan hendriks #wylan van eck #incorrect jesper quotes #incorrect jesper fahey #six of crows jesper #jesper fahey #wesper #incorrect wesper #grishaverse said

[ambericesage]

Pekka Rollins: I invited you into the woods because I crave the most dangerous game

Ten-year-old Kaz, nodding: Knife monopoly

Pekka Rollins:

Pekka Rolkins: I was actually going to hunt you for sport but now I'm interested in whatever the fuck knife monopoly is

#six of crows incorrect quotes #six of crows #soc kaz #soc jesper #six of crows inej #six of crows kaz #soc wylan #kaz brekker #soc inej #six of crows jesper #kaz x inej #kaz rietveld #kazzle dazzle #pekka rollins #six of crows kuwei #six of crows matthias #six of crows nina #six of crows wylan #soc nina #soc kuwei #soc matthias #soc #crooked kingdom #kaz dirtyhands brekker #kaz fucking brekker

[dwyntwo]

Kaz at the doctor's office.

Doctor: "Okay, so I found nothing wrong with your stomach."

Kaz: "So I'm healthy."

Doctor: *laughing fit* "No." Wipes tears out of his eyes. "SAINTS no."

#The crows dragged him there by his ears btw #“Wdym you didn't see a doctor since you were fi- YOU ARE IMMUNOCOMPROMISED KAZ” #(that's what I think anyway after the plague and all) #incorrect soc #six of crows #soc #inej ghafa #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #kaz brekker #nina zenik #matthias helvar #also #kaz canonically swallowed lockpicks and bombs #BOMBS #no one can tell me this dude is physically fine

[familiar-anonymous]

✨boom boom!✨

#wylan van eck #jesper fahey #wesper #six of crows #incorrect quotes #wylan hendriks #incorrect quote #jesper x wylan #shadow and bone #leigh bardugo #kit young #jack wolfe #gunpowder #gun & powder

[callmefirefly]

Wylan: That's ridiculous, Jesper doesn't have a crush on me.

Inej: Yes he does.

Kaz: Yes he does.

Jesper: Yes I do.

#tv #netflix #shadow and bone #six of crows #grishaverse #funny #incorrect quotes #incorrect six of crows #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #kaz x inej #jesper x wylan #kanej #wesper #callmefirefly