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booksbea · 2 years
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Qrow: You know, not every solution to a problem is a knife. Winter: I am aware. Winter: That is why I have two.
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toriwest · 3 years
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Ruby: You made enough pasta that you could take it to lunch tomorrow. Put it in a container.
Jaune: Shovel the pasta into your face. Do it. Put it in your face. The future is meaningless but the pasta is now.
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basicallyxneptune · 3 years
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Incorrect-WhiteRose
Ruby: Weiss, I want you to look at me straight in the eyes and-
Weiss: You can’t make me to look into those sparkling silver eyes of yours and expect me to be straight.
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qrowintextposts · 3 years
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Marrow definitely loves Zendaya dont @ me
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Incorrect RWBY
Yang, holding a shoe like a phone trying not to laugh: Hold on, I can’t hear you. Let me put you on sneaker
Blake: I’m begging you to stop.
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eryfeiron · 6 years
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Tai: are you drunk?
Qrow: *slurs* no im not drunk
Tai: can you tell the time?
Qrow: sure
Qrow: *points at the clock* IM. NOT. FUCKING. DRUNK
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rattytube126-blog · 6 years
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yang: where is ruby
penny: i'll do you one better who is ruby
wiess: i'll do you one better why is ruby
*later*
wiess: what is it they do exactly
penny: kick names and take ass
*ruby and yang look at each other like kill me now*
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irljiroukyouka · 7 years
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Present Mic: Just wanted to make sure my favorite hot mess is alive. I don’t need words, just a response of any sort. Ok, hope you’re living.
Aizawa: *deathlike hangover noises*
Present Mic: This is sufficient.
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flawedvictori · 9 years
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Weiss: I’m not interested in you that way.
Jaune: What way?
Weiss: Pick one.
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booksbea · 2 years
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[After a fight and during a car chase.]
Qrow: I never told you, but I was married once before. Winter, slams on the brakes: Qrow, hits his head on the dashboard: Ow! What's wrong with you?! Winter, hitting Qrow: You are what is wrong with me! Qrow: It was just a drunken Mantle thing. Winter: Oh, that is better. That is much better… What is her name and identification number? Qrow: No, you're not gonna kill her.
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toriwest · 3 years
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Future Oscar to RRAYNBW whenever they meet a new character and wants them to join
Oscar: Guy’s we can’t ADOPT people our age or a couple years younger
Nora: Ha! Check your records! You’re now legally Oscar Valkeryie, Lie, Arc, Rose- Xiaolong, Schnee, Belladonna, Branwen!
Oscar:… Okay when and how-
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basicallyxneptune · 3 years
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He likes to play catch, so I ask him “can you catch these hands?” he said yes so I fucking hit him.
- Yang Xiao Long, Probably
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qrowintextposts · 3 years
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Qrow: Look at the buns on that guy.
Ruby: *on the ground, covered in a suspicious amount of hamburger buns*
Winter: This is the comedy police, the joke’s too funny!
Qrow: *pulls out Harbinger* I’M NOT GOING BACK TO JAIL—
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Incorrect RWBY
Yang: I have 5 fingers on my left hand, the fourth one is for you.
Blake: Shouldn’t it be the third one?
Yang: No it’s my ring finger. Marry me.
Weiss, taking notes in the background: *quietly* Holy shit, definitely need to write that down.
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