i hope spiderbit winds up under mistletoe. multiple times
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when michael gets out of the empty i think it would be interesting if he and adam have a period of time where it’s like. fuck the illusion of living a normal life we need to go somewhere else for a while. and they just kind of leave. they end up talking about the whole thing on some planet in some galaxy on the opposite side of the universe where there’s no one around but them, because the cage was the only true freedom from god’s story they ever had and even though they wouldn’t go back for anything and chuck is dead it still feels more freeing when it’s just the two of them somewhere no one will bother them. and it’s very obviously different because they’re not forcibly imprisoned and not in hell and the vastness of the universe is all around them but it’s still just the two of them. it was the two of them that worked things out once and it’s the two of them that’ll work things out again, in a space where nobody can see them but them.
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And all they do is call me fat as fuck and say I'm gonna end up huge like my sister 🤗
They know I have ED issues.
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Six of crows/Crooked kingdom is a crime comedy in the same way The Magnus Archives is a workplace comedy
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going through the batmanverse archives after awhile and— we really need to talk about the way Batman and Joker fight.
There's a form to fighting for offence and defence, your body movements are focused on delivering pain and/or protecting yourself from pain. This involves a sequence of specific positionings and physical orientation, none of which Batman delivers right when it comes to Joker.
It's a bit on the nose at this point to talk about Joker's fighting style when it comes to Batman, what with his knife and the intimate proximity that fighting style creates and all—
But Batman? Batman literally hits like sex. He punches joker's face like he's trying to get past skin and bone and get into his mouth, he fights Joker like he wants to make a dent in him and tear into him, get in him. it's fascinating how in Batmanverse Batman's fights with Joker are a lot like intercourse; upclose and unbearably personal, he's not trying to hurt him as much as he's pushing to get closer and closer to him. He doesn't hit to break through, he hits to break in. And he doesn't get satisfied until he draws blood, what is *in* must come out; he wants to draw the inside out, to see the affect of how he drives Joker over the edge. cum symbolism ensues this brings me to another curious point:
traditionally in the percieved absence of female ejaculation and visible signs of orgasm and conclusion, for a very long time men have been obsessed with making a woman bleed from intercourse. At different points in Batman comics writers have assigned a lot of feminine qualities to Joker, sometimes a bit more than usual, sometimes a bit less, but it's been there consistently through most of his portrayals, so when plotpoints like these
ensue, you start to wonder what is happening here exactly. Very curious indeed.
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"my soul shoots out of my ass and straight into hell" not even top 10 in Most Horrifying Visuals From The Last 5 Minutes, due to. well. Events In The Room.
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“Wille has gone through so fucking much from his shitty, neglectful, psychologically abusive parents, the death of Erik, the betrayal of August, his and Simon’s relationship issues, his mother becoming sick, finding out Erik was a homophobe, and so fucking much more, and he’s just a kid whose only support are his one friend and his boyfriend who are facing their own problems and nobody can blame him for not knowing how to deal with his emotions and having breakdowns” and “Wille is extremely flawed (as are everyone in this show) and never having been taught how how to deal with his emotions and problems in a healthy way and having little to no support system doesn’t change or excuse the fact that he constantly projects onto Simon, has internalised the mindset that Simon’s problems are far lesser than him, often behaves inconsiderate towards him and doesn’t listen or listen to Simon when he tries to talk to him and these are things he will need to work on, especially if he wants to keep a relationship with Simon” are not mutually exclusive statements
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The way Castiel really is a perfect foil for Ruby not because angel vs demon but because he's trying so so hard to appear to be a good soldier and resist the pull of Dean but he ends up "making it up as we go" and she's trying so so hard to appear to be a rebel who's fully gone over to Sam's side but she's "the best of those sons of bitches, the most loyal."
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