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Remus Lupin NSFW Alphabet ༄
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✧ warnings: 18+ content, do not interact if you are a minor. Mentions of thigh riding, breeding, one mention of AFAB anatomy, masturbation, innocence kink, agere, ddlc, oral, squiriting
Gender neutral terms for everyone's enjoyment! <3 ily all
✧ a/n: I have removed the letters "H" [Hair] and "X" [X-Ray] because I am personally uncomfortable going into details about that. I apologize for any disappointment!
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A ➙ Aftercare 《What are they like after sex?》
Sooo good at aftercare
Expect the best pampering you have ever experienced in your entire life
King of cuddles <3
But for the love of Merlin, please make sure you pamper him back
We all know he deserves it
B ➙ Body Part 《What is their favorite area?》
T h i g h s
He loves holding onto his partner's thighs, kissing them, spreading them-
He also likes his own thighs a lot- how strong they are, how his partner uses them as a pillow, how good of a job they do when it comes to fucking his partner into oblivion
C ➙ Cum 《Any cum headcanons?》
Breeding kink?
Maybe, breeding kinks aren't my think, so I'm not sure
I feel like he wouldn't want to make a mess of you
So you would have to beg him to cum on you, if that's what you want
D ➙ Dirty Secret 《What is a secret of theirs?》
The tinier you look and feel, the hornier he gets
Wrapping you in his jacket makes him so happy, or even just holding your hand in his
Definitely gets hard over little things and tries to not make it too obvious jfc just let him fuck you already
E ➙ Experience 《How experienced are they?》
Has his fair share of experience
But not an overwhelming amount of confidence
F ➙ Favorite Position 《What is their favorite position?》
Whatever gets you as close to him as possible
Secretly wants you to ride his thigh
G ➙ Goofy 《Are they serious or humorous?》
Mostly serious
But he loves it when you burst into laughter in the moment
And you love it when he cracks a smile, too
I ➙ Intimacy 《How romantic are they?》
The most romantic man you will find
But it may not be very obvious at first
He is not forward with his love for you, but if you look closely, you can notice him go out of his way to show that he cares about you
J ➙ Jacking Off 《Masturbation headcanons?》
Masturbates the normal amount, once a day max probably
Definitely thinks of you while doing it
Enjoys it, but prefers the connection you get through sex
K ➙ Kinks 《Kink headcanons?》
Innocence kink
And not in the creepy, pervy way
"Do you want me to show you how it's done, darling?" omfg
Also this is not a kink but I had to include it anyways
Would do research into agere and ddlc (AND NO THAT DOESN'T STAND FOR FUCKING DOKI DOKI LITERATURE CLUB) once you start showing signs of slipping into little space around him
L ➙ Location 《What is their favorite place to have sex?》
A bed in front of a warm fireplace
Or in maybe his office
Or wherever you innocently ask him why he's hard
M ➙ Motivation 《What are their turn-ons?》
hhhhhhh
Looking up at him with innocent, sparkling eyes
Casually wrapping your arms around his waist
Playing with his hands or hair
Kissing his neck
Any displays of affection that may or may not have deeper connotations
N ➙ No, Thank You 《What is off-limits? What turns them off?》
Would never, ever, ever hurt you
He will apologize, but if you ask for it, he'll refuse
He has hurt enough people unintentionally, and would do anything in his power to never add you to that list, even if it were to be consensual
O ➙ Oral 《What is their skill level? Do they prefer giving or receiving?》
Giving!!
He is so skilled at it, and relishes at the opportunity to make you feel amazing
He won't complain about you giving him head, though
He'll just want to make sure that you've cum been satisfied first
P ➙ Pace 《Are they fast and rough or slow and sensual?》
Slow <3
"I want every inch of your skin touching mine, love. Let me feel how hot and red this is making you..."
Until he gets a little too into the heat of things and his animalistic side starts to come out
Q ➙ Quickies 《What are their opinions on quickies?》
Not a big fan, tbh
He always wants to take his time with you
So if he needs to be quick, he'll just make himself cum
R ➙ Risk 《Do they like to experiment? Are they willing to risks?》
The boy literally has anxiety
Probably not very comfortable taking risks
Experimenting, on the other hand...
As long as it isn't violent, he's willing to try whatever you beg ask him sweetly for
S ➙ Stamina 《How long do they last?》
He's willing to go multiple rounds, for sure
Even if he gets super exhausted
Always willing to make you cum for him one more time
T ➙ Toys 《Do they own toys? Do they use them on a partner or themselves?》
He's pretty old-school, and wants everything to be skin-to-skin
Again, wouldn't be opposed to them if you ask him politely
U ➙ Unfair 《How much they like to tease?》
Not at all
The most patient man you will ever meet
He may be open to you teasing him, however
V ➙ Volume 《How loud are they? What kind of sounds do they make?》
A quiet baby <3
Until he gets really into things and loses focus
Aka when he's sloppily fucking you because he's about to cum
He is part wolf, after all, so I'll leave those sounds up to your imagination
W ➙ Wild Card 《A random headcanon?》
If you have a pussy, he can and will make you squirt
Y ➙ Yearning 《How high is their sex drive?》
Probably a little higher than average, but he would never let you know
He's not the kind of man to pressure you into sex, even a little bit
Completely fine with taking care of himself if you aren't in the mood
Z ➙ Zzz… 《How quickly do they fall asleep?》
Gets a lil sleepy afterwards
Won't fall asleep until he knows that you're content, because you always come first (in all senses of the phrase)
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COSMIC - S3:E1; Chapter One, Suzie, Do You Copy? - [Pt. 3]
A Will Byers x Reader Series
Summer brings new jobs and budding romance. But the mood shifts when Dustin’s radio picks up a Russian broadcast, and Will senses something is wrong.
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A/n:  HAPPY [belated] 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 DAY!
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*✲゚*。⋆ huzzah
||𝟑𝐫𝐝 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐎𝐍 𝐏𝐎𝐕||
"Wait, how do you know he'll go to his room?" Max whispered.
The six kids stand shoulder to shoulder, their backs glued to the wall of the dining room behind the lounge. There they stood, tucked away just out of sight until their target could make it to the other end of the house.
"My mom's gonna tell him to unpack, she's in on it." Y/n explains quickly in hushed tones, packing in closer towards Max so as not to be seen. "Now shh, I think they're nearly at the-"
BAM
The sound of the front door being thrown open was enough to make everyone jump.
"Dustin!" Mrs. Henderson scolds from the other room. "Easy, will you? What if Tews had been standing there?"
Eyes jump around the room at one another, sly smirks growing on everyone's faces when they heard the commotion. By the sounds of it, their plan had worked and Dustin suspected nothing. Will relaxed only slightly when he heard his friend's voice from the other room. And it was only when he began to imagine the look on Dustin's face as he was saying these things that made Will giggle to himself.
"Sorry, sorry," Dustin says half-heartedly.
Y/n wraps a hand over her mouth, desperately trying to hide an infectious laugh that they all eventually catch at his whine.
Sure enough, they each perk upon hearing the sound of his stomps as he makes his way down the hall in a pout. It is then five pairs of eyes lay steadily on Y/n, waiting anxiously for her next move as she stands at the very corner of the wall. Her head cautiously peeks around the corner with a level of stealth and commitment they couldn't help but admire. Several moments pass before she beckons the party with one lightning fast gesture and they all shuffle back around the corner and back into the living room under her tactful lead.
Once again they find themselves packed in against a wall, Will even finds himself glued to the brick of the fireplace that prods his spine in fear of being seen, but he stays quiet. Itching to use her abilities, Y/n's eyes land on her mother who still lingers by the front door, purse hanging from her elbow. Y/n's friends all follow her gaze to see Mrs. Henderson collecting her keys and reaching for the doorknob.
She smiled at her daughter and her friends and began talking in a not so quiet whisper.
"I'm running late for my appointment-"
Y/n shook her head frantically from beside Max, eyes wide as her arms began waving desperately to quiet her mother as they all were doing. Claudia giggled to herself quietly, eyes going wide as she realized her blunder and mouthed a 'sorry'.
"Hey, Dusty-!" She called, eyes still saying trained merrily on the kids she was in cahoots with.
"...yeah?"
"I'm sorry I can't stay sweetie, but I'm running late. I'll be back by three. I love you! Glad you're home, and say hi to Tews, okay? She missed you!"
The sigh that left Dustin was powerful enough to be heard from the front room, eliciting even more hushed laughter among the group. Though Claudia failed to see, that for the kids, their laughter was more nervous than anything as they silently plead for her to leave in fear of her giving them away.
"Okay, love you too!"
Mrs. Henderson turned back to the lot and winked, pulling open the front door and continued to whisper to them with a blissful ignorance.
"Mac 'n Cheese is in the fridge if anybody wants some." She turned her attention towards Y/n, who looked as if she was ready to melt into the floor. "I love you Pumpkin, have fun."
And with that, Claudia disappeared outside, leaving the party—save for Y/n—with the impossible challenge of not giving themselves away. Lucas was biting his knuckles to keep from laughing, Max was giggling breathlessly into his arm and El and Mike were having just as much luck keeping quiet. Y/n buried her face in her hands and it was a bit easier for Will to swallow his laughter.
Eventually, the moment passed. Just in time too, as the worst of the laughter subsided, the group of friends could barely make out the sound of Dustin talking to himself. Yurtle, they realize, he must be talking to Yurtle.
"At least someone's happy I'm home," he said somberly, and the six of us all shared mischievous smiles. "My own sister isn't even here. She's probably sucking face with Byers somewhere," he sighed.
Y/n's cheeks burned and her jaw dropped. It was the others’ turn to stifle giggles and she looked around shocked and frankly, quite annoyed. Will, of course was the only exception, to which the poor boy’s face could rival a beet. In fact, all he could find himself doing was looking to everyone wide eyed shaking his head, as if to defend his himself and his whereabouts in that very moment. This only made everyone laugh more, and in that instant Will could feel the blush in his cheeks spreading and stinging down his neck and shoulders.
Y/n didn't appreciate that comment much either, and her embarrassment had a very different outlet they quickly found; she looked ready to pounce after Dustin but luckily Max had caught her and held her back. Not without pulling her hands away in a hiss, shaking them out a little. Y/n grumbled something to her, what Will assumed to be a 'sorry' and everyone else knew at once her powers had unintentionally stung Max.
In moments, the air falls silent as the opportunity presents itself. And for the second time in several moments, the party of Max Mayfield, Lucas Sinclair, Will Byers, Mike Wheeler, and El Hopper look down the line expectantly at their seventh member, Y/n Henderson as they wait for her signal. She met their gaze individually before taking a quick breath and closing her eyes. They all watch—Will especially who was completely transfixed—as several waves of heat seeped out of her in steady bursts. Each of them felt warm bursts on their skin almost instantly that kissed the air and moved anything it and everything it could—including Max's hair, prompting the girl to bunch it up over her shoulder. She seemed equally as amazed as everyone else was; watching the room carefully as Y/n's powers slowly and carefully took over the house.
Little things started to move; first the books on the bookshelves just over their heads had started to scrape loudly against the wood. The iron tongs by Will's feet began to rattle loudly, a steady clang that Dustin was sure to hear. Then they all felt it. The shake in the ground that one could barely make out if they tried hard enough.
Will found himself smiling so hard it hurt.
Y/n's was getting better at controlling it, and Will couldn't be more proud. Or in awe.
"What the...?"
On cue, everyone aside from the Henderson girl all looked over at El at the other end of the line, opposite Y/n. Her eyes were already closed and that's when the first beeps and whirs coming from Dustin's room could be heard. Mike recognized a few; like R2D2 and the cymbals from that creepy Jolly Chimp he despised but most of them just seemed like garbled voice boxes. And they could all still feel the rumble in their feet and that's when Will looked back at Y/n.
Veins beneath her skin were starting to show themselves around her lips and eyes from what he could see, but they weren't nearly as visible as they used to be. His eye contact on her was stolen away by Lucas who instantly shared the same thought, the two of them grinning and biting back laughs when he heard Dustin getting closer.
"It's just a dream." He told himself. "You're dreaming."
The rumbling grew more intense, her hold on the world beneath her began to spread past her property without her knowing and everyone was shocked to hear a car alarm go off in the neighbors driveway. Y/n's eyes ripped open, but the shaking continued with few faltering moments. Carefully and with her back glued to the brick wall of the fireplace, she poked her head around the corner only to jump back. She sent everyone a reassuring nod, her eyes zoning into a spot across the room as she kept her focus. With an iron grip on reality that she clung desperately to, Y/n slowly but surely reeled in her grip on the world around her, trying her best to keep it tethered to the boundaries she had mentally built to keep her powers contained.
A skill she was still learning how to hone in the past few months. Something she quickly found with her powers, and her potential, and how closely they resembled a dam. A dam once broken, was hard to rebuild and her safety relied on keeping her powers from spilling.
Only moments had passed, and so it would appear to Y/n, she was the only one to notice her small panic. But time marched on and so did the plan.
"Now!" Mike whispered.
In perfect sync, Y/n and El both stopped and so did the commotion they had caused. The room had stopped shaking and the toys had stopped making noise. Will sent a quick glance Y/n's way; she looked winded but more excited than anything which relived him greatly. He would have had to have been to dead to miss her panic, and he was glad she had powered through.
Silently as a mouse, she motioned the party to follow her and they all complied, as light on our feet as possible.
Lucas handed Y/n a corner of the banner as the party entered the lounge, the six friends creeping on their toes. Just as they all had hoped, Dustin was bent down in the carpet investigating the army of toys El had commanded, a display they welcomed eagerly enough that they completely glossed over the can of hairspray in Dustin's left hand.
Y/n brought her party blower up to her mouth as they all did, and Max silently counted down from three as Dustin stood to his feet.
Three...
Two...
And-
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!"
Y/n jumped back and stumbled into Will's arms as she covered her ears, dropping the banner in the process. Reflexively, Will hugged her tight to his chest as his arms encapsulated her, pulling himself and her both away from Dustin's line of fire with his eyes squeezed shut. Dustin was still screaming and so was Lucas,  eardrums were bursting and Max had to intervene to pull Dustin out of shock and to Lucas's aid.
Poor Lucas was still screaming as he clutched his eyes, now collapsed to his knees on the carpet. Y/n, Will, and Max rushed over, Y/n dropping to her knees to help as everyone looked up at Dustin gawking.
"Dustin! What the hell?"
Dustin was still in shock, looking back and forth between the banner, the can in his hand and Lucas. Y/n manages to stop Lucas's screaming and wipes the most aggressive pools of hairspray from around his eyes and his eyebrows with her thumbs to keep any more from getting in. She winces as he panics and tries her best to calm him down. Weakly, he tries to bat away her hands but none of it works.
"Don't do-! OW, OW OW! You're rubbing it in!" He cries.
"No, I'm not! I'm not touching your eyes! I'm cleaning your- STOP MOVING! More will get in if I don't get it off your forehead!"
"No, it won't-aaahhh!"
"You'll need to flush your eyes,"
Lucas immediately freezes, all efforts to bat her away halt but his eyes remain screwed shut and watering profusely. To the best of his ability, he gives her a stern look, not realizing he is missing Y/n completely and glaring at the tempered glass window behind her.
"Uh, no way."
Y/n looks up at Max, and without saying a word, Max Nods. Stepping forward, she hooks her arm under Lucas's shoulder pulling him up to his feet and drags him away around the corner, Lucas protesting the whole way.
As they do, all remaining attention turns to Dustin, expressionless. Y/n stands up and rips the can out of his hand, sending him a glare before looking at it. A funny look crosses her face and she looks back at him, any trace of anger lost in amusement.
"Why do you have Farrah-"
Dustin's eyes widen in a panic and he rips the can from her hand before she can finish.
"Thank you guys so much for the surprise!" He laughs nervously. "That was, uh- you guys, eh, you guys got me. Yeah. That was good. That was cool. Hey, SORRY ABOUT THAT LUCAS! MY BAD!"
He takes off for the kitchen, calling after Lucas leaving Will, Y/n, Mike and El in confusion. A knowing look flashes across Y/n's face as she crosses her arms and she calls out to him before Dustin can disappear around the corner.
"Speaking of," her voice full of mischief when she connects the dots. "Steve says hi~!"
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A stubborn summer breeze swept through downtown Hawkins, bringing with it several dried up leaves that still  lingered from autumn as well as the occasional rogue flyer and yet this was the most populated it had been in weeks. All that was missing from the desolate wasteland of a scene was a tumbleweed strolling down the road.
Joyce Byers stood alone in the window of Melvald's as she strung up what seemed to be the hundredth variation of the store's discount sale sign as she stood atop a small step ladder. The radio spilled a soft tune into the store, no one else was around to hear it so Joyce didn't feel so bad about turning it up.
The store's bell rang much to her surprise, bringing her attention to the door. She found herself smiling a little at who stood in the entrance and she muttered a soft greeting.
"Hey," Hopper said, fidgeting with his hat. "You busy?"
Joyce secured the tie on the banner and her shoulders slacked in shrug. "You're our first customer, so..."
Hopper can't seem to meet her eye, the pit in his stomach as stubborn as the unsettling image of the previous night playing over in his head that twisted his gut. He doesn't have to say anything for Joyce to understand his dilemma. She doesn't bother to hide her exasperation with him either and she cocks her head and gives him an unimpressed look as she scoffs.
"What now?"
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"And then El, she just... slams the door. Right in my face."
Hopper sits on an semi empty shelf, hands wrung together as he scowls at the pack of markers across the isle from him. Joyce casts a glance at him every now and then to show she's listening as she continues to work, not at all surprised by what she is hearing. Or why Hopper is mad. Yet still, she hardly bothers to show enthusiasm as she marks the price on her third package of Pro-Yo Yo-Yo's.
"Uh-huh," she mumbles, allowing Hopper to continue his rant.
"You know, it is that smug son of a bitch, Mike." He seethes, his bushy scowl never leaving his thousand yard stare. "He's corrupting her, I'm telling you."
The man is too upset and in his own head to notice Joyce make a small face at the accusation.
"And I'm just gonna lose it. I mean, I am gonna lose it, Joyce."
"Just take it down, Hopper," she eases, crossing over into the next isle.
"I need for them to break up." He declares suddenly, not unlike that of a pouting child.
"That is not your decision."
"They're spending entirely too much time together." He proclaims, standing up into a pace. "You agree with me about that, right?"
Joyce seems to think on this for a split second, a thoughtful frown written on her face as she pauses her work.
"Well, I mean, they're just kissing, right?"
"Yeah, but it is constant!" Feeling he hadn't made his point clearly enough, he steps forward and leans himself over a shelf. "It is constant. Okay? That is not normal, that is not healthy."
"You can't just force them apart. I mean, they're not little kids anymore, Hop. They're teenagers."
'They're not adults, either.' He thinks, angrily tossing a small rubber ball he had found up and down in the air as he paces.
"If you order them around like a cop, they're gonna rebel. It's just what they do."
"So what, I'm just supposed to let them do whatever they want?"
"No, I didn't say that." Joyce eases. "I think you should talk to them."
"No. No." Hopper sighs. "'Cause talking to them doesn't work."
Joyce fixes a stern glare on the man that she makes sure he sees. "Not yelling. Not ordering. But talk to them."
Hopper paces unsteadily, even shaking out his arms at the embarrassment that is already coming to him at the thought. This only worsen at what she says next.
"You know, like a heart-to-heart."
And yet, he stops suddenly. All trace of hostility replaced with uncertainty, and once again he fiddles with the hem of his hat.
"A heart-to-heart? What is that?"
"You sit them down and you talk to them, like you're their friend. I find if you talk to them like you're on their level, then they really start to listen."
Hopper leans tiredly against a support beam, anxiety bubbling up in his stomach.
"And then, you know, you could start to create some boundaries." She finishes.
"Boundaries," he contemplates softly, and Joyce nods.
"Yeah, but, Hop, it's really important that no matter how they respond, you stay calm."
Hopper rolls his eyes, something that does not escape Joyce. And despite her growing impatience with the man, she chooses to practice what she teaches and keeps her cool.
"You cannot lose your temper."
He uprooted his gaze from a spot on the ground and looks up at her, face still smushed against the support beam as he tries to entertain the idea.
"Did you have to do that with your boys?" He asks timidly.
The question paints another thoughtful look on her face as she recalls. But it's not long before she clicks her tongue and gives him a shake of the head.
"Not so much," she answers, marking another package of Yo-Yos before she interrupts herself momentarily. "I mean, not about this kind of stuff, no. I've talked to Jonathan some and he's a smart kid, you know. And Will, well, he's still pretty shy. I think he's getting used to this all this stuff still, I really don't think I have to worry about much for a while. But other stuff we've run into, like car payments with Jonathan or Will's chores... Both of their responsibilities around the house,"
She nods admittingly, sending Hopper an encouraging look.
"sometimes we need to rehash things like that, and I'll tell you, there's a lot less friction when you level with them."
Hopper watches his fingers as they steadily drum against the false wood of the beam, his mind racing and his dread building. In an attempt he knows is weak, he barely meets Joyce's eye and timidly asks.
"Maybe you could do it for me?"
Flabbergasted, Joyce shakes her head, mumbling several 'no's. Hopper steps forward eagerly, pleading with her.
"Yeah, you could. Yeah, you could," he says growing more excited. "You come over after work. Yes."
His feet spread far across the linoleum tile stretching his legs and lowering himself closer to her height. She only shakes her head further at his proposition, a small tug making itself known deep within her she can't allow herself to acknowledge.
"No, it only works if it comes from you," she says, jabbing the pricing gun on his chest that left a price sticker. She stops suddenly, a thoughtful look twisting her face that Hopper couldn't help but appreciate. "But..."
Joyce steps away and Hopper straightens, eagerly following her lead as she heads for her counter. "But?"
"Maybe I can help you," She pulls a pad of paper and pen from a hidden stack as she takes a seat, clicking the pen open as the words begin to accumulate in her mind. "find the right words."
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"Ow, ow, ow. Ow!"
Lucas stands wincing under the steady burst of lukewarm water that fell from the Henderson's kitchen faucet. Max watches with a sympathetic wince as he straightens, blinking back the painful sensation that stabbed at his eyes. Water covered his face and soaked some of his shirt, and yet he could still feel the stinging sensation in his corneas but the worst of it had subsided thankfully.
And he could finally open his eyes little by little now, which was a start.
"Better?" Asks Max, wince still screwed tight onto her face.
He takes a deep breath as Y/n makes her way into the kitchen in a brisk walk, a washcloth she had retrieved from the linen closet in hand. Lucas continues to blink back the blurry vision he still can't quite seem to escape as Y/n shoves the folded washcloth under the water while keeping a tentative eye on Lucas.
He inhales deeply, swiping several droplets from his eyes.
"Still stings." He answers finally.
Max frowns, not knowing what much else to say other than mumble a soft sorry he barely catches. Y/n stops the water, and rings out the small towel thoroughly before stepping back out of the way and refolding the piece of cloth.
She looks between her friends, offering a similar sympathetic look as she pressed the cloth firmly between her palms to reheat the already cooling water. Her powers work effortlessly to warm the now wet washcloth before she hands it over to him.
"This should help with the stinging. Don't use it yet though if your eyes aren't properly flushed,"
He sighs, taking it gratefully and pressing it to his eyes. The act draws out a small hiss but still he keeps it close to his eyes, welcoming the sense of relief it brings.
"Again, sorry about that," Y/n says, smiling weakly.
Lucas nods with a tight lipped smile and Max turns to smirk at Y/n.
"You seem to know a lot about this," she inquires.
A tired scoff breaks loose and Y/n's eyebrows shoot up in a funny look as she concedes.
"Unfortunately this isn't the first time something like this has happened with Dustin. One time I got up to get a midnight snack and he didn't hear me. Long story short, I spent the next half hour getting his glass of milk flushed out of my eyes. Some weaponized hairspray isn't that much of a surprise, I should have known."
There's a small beat of silence between the three of them that is soon broken by Lucas. He still holds the pink and slightly tattered washcloth firm against his eyes and a prolong sigh deflates his whole body as he nods.
"Yeah." He agrees somberly.
Chuckles bounce between the three of them and Y/n gives Lucas a quick pat on the back and a smile Max's way before leaving the kitchen. She disappears down the hall and into Dustin's room with others, leaving the couple alone yet again.
Lucas pulls the cloth away finally, his eyes still screwed shut. Max watches as he tests the waters and peels his eyes open. He's shocked to find no more pain or lingering sting left on his eyes, as of it had never been there. The only trace there had even been anything wrong is the hot washcloth in his hands and the almost non existent numbing tingle he felt in his eyes and the skin around them where Y/n had insisted on cleaning.
Noticing the odd look on his face, Max cocks a brow and looks go Lucas a bit uneasily.
"What?"
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"I call it the Forever Clock," Dustin beams.
Mike, El, Y/n and Will stood gathered in Dustin's room surrounding him and his bag of trinkets he had created. With a bright grin he gives the lever on the device a spin, several of it's wooden popsicle parts spinning an eclectic blade of plastic and metal that one could only describe to look like a windmill.
"Alright? Powered by wind. Very useful in the apocalypse."
He hands the clicking contraption off to Will as he excitedly reached for another device. Will seems the only one taken with the device, and he smiles down at it impressed as he gives it several spins. Y/n watches from his side as he inspects the inner working of the contraption and she smiles to herself at the sight before her attention was pulled back to her brother.
"Then, I give you..." Dustin pulled another device from his bag, his excitement growing. "the Slammer."
Y/n, Mike and El seemed rather confused by the hammer he had pulled out and now began to fiddle with. Several pieces of unidentifiable objects were attached near the bottom of the handle. And with one simple click, the hammer comes to life in his hands. It shook immensely and even rattled his arm and yet he still stuck it forward for all to see. It brought out an impressed look on Y/n's face, which couldn't be said for the others.
Mike merely leaned away from the tremoring hammer with an unimpressed look, and El who clung to his shoulder, her arms interlaced with his took a cautious step back as her eyes widened. Will hadn't noticed, much too preoccupied with the Forever Clock and nobody seemed to notice the whiff of mischief take over him. He smiled at Y/n who still held her eye on the Slammer, and brought the Forever Clock closer to her face as he spun it. The clicks and whirs grabbed her attention and she turned just in time to see him clicking it towards her face. A small chortle escaped as she pushed it away, a toothy grin overtaking both their faces in a moment only they noticed as he gently teased her.
Dustin had already moved on, discarding the Slammer back on his bed and exchanging it for his duffle bag.
"—this is my masterpiece."
As carefully as the weight would allow him, Dustin dropped the bag to the ground creating a clunky and muted thunk, breaking the spell over the young couple and pulling them back to the present. Everyone followed suit as Dustin joined his duffle on the carpet, reaching for the zipper.
"I would like you to meet..." the bag is unzipped, unveiling an underwhelming pile of metal and wire. "Cerebro."
Dustin waited for the excitement he felt to spread to the others, his cheeks beginning to hurt from smiling. But he was only met with unimpressed and rather confused expressions. Mike didn't hold back.
"What exactly are we looking at here?"
Dustin's composure held, much too elated and content with his camp experiences to let the lack of enthusiasm dwindle his spirits.
"An unassembled one-of-a-kind battery-powered radio tower."
"So, it's a..." Will stammered, trying to hide his confusion rather poorly. "a ham radio."
"The Cadillac of ham radios." Dustin reassures. "This baby carries a crystal-clear connection over vast distances. I'm talking North Pole to South."
Y/n's eyebrows shot up, a factor Dustin did not fail to miss and his chest swelled a little with pride at what she said next.
"Wait, seriously?" She looks between Mike and Will before back to her brother. "And you made this?"
He straightens immediately, his chin hiking as he sends his sister a nod. She returns her attention to the bag, eyes carefully scanning the pieces in thought. Y/n the most of all unprepared for what he had to say next.
"Yep. And I can talk to my girlfriend whenever and wherever I choose."
Y/n's head was suddenly ripped away from the bag at a speed so quick it was a wonder she didn't break her neck, her eyes growing the size of saucers to rival everyone else's.
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Max and Lucas stand hunched over a tupperware of Kraft Mac & Cheese they had fished from the refrigerator, both of them fighting over territory with their own forks as the sea of macaroni quickly disappeared. Max takes a big bite, her eyes fluttering closed as she enjoys the impromptu lunch.
Lucas hums along with her, nodding his head as he thoroughly enjoys the cold leftovers. He shakes his head, defeated.
"This is pretty damn good," he admits.
Max hums an agreement, scooping up another small mountain of noodles as she does so.
"Wish we could have asked Y/n to heat it up for us though," Lucas frowns.
Max shoves the comment aside in her mind, and rolls her eyes. "There's a microwave right there,"
He shrugs innocently, his voice almost sad. "I know, but it's not as quick."
"Think we should save—"
Max stops midsentence when the sound of Y/n's muted voice echoes throughout the house
"WHAT?"
Lucas and Max freeze, even their jaws stop chewing as they frown in the direction her voice had come from. Slowly their heads turn to meet in an unsettled and worried gaze.
She couldn't know they were eating all her food, right?
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"Wait, so her name is Suzie?" Mike asks, close on Dustin's tail.
Backpack slung over his shoulders, Dustin coasts down the hallway, heading straight of the living room leaving the others not much time to catch up. Each of them had agreed to take sections of the cerebro in exchange for more information and a chance at talking to her if they helped him set up.
"Suzie with a 'z'," Dustin confirms, his heart fluttering at the thought of the girl he already missed dearly. "She's from Utah."
Without thinking, Will blurts out. "Girls go to science camp?"
And without missing a beat, Y/n sends him a bewildered and exasperated look as they scurry to stay on Mike and El's heels.
"You were single-handedly raised by Joyce Byers, how is it you keep asking things like this?"
Flustered at his mistake, he shakes his head and a sharp pang of guilt and embarrassment landed in his gut. Frantically, he shakes his head.
"No, sorry, that came out—" he sputters, shaking his head. "I meant there were girls there? Like wouldn't they keep them separate?"
Y/n sends him a flat and unimpressed look as her gaze slinks away from him and towards Dustin waiting for his answer.
"Yes and no." Dustin replies quickly, heading for the door much to the confusion of Lucas and Max who were still elbow deep in Mac & Cheese. "It's a boy/girl camp, but they house us separately, obviously."
"Is she cute?" Mike asks, genuinely excited for his friend.
"Think Phoebe Cates, only hotter."
El sends a confused glance to Y/n, silently asking for help. "Phoebe Gates?"
Y/n shrugs, swallowing the light hearted chuckle that came with El's mispronunciation. Easing her worry away, Y/n quickly mumbled. "A TV person." Which promoted a small, knowing nod from El as it clicked in her head.
"What's going on?" Max asked finally, as she straightened curiously.
One by one they began filing out the front door. El, Will, and Y/n the last to leave as each they lugged their own section of the cerebro. Y/n grew visibly exuberant as she all but skipped out of the door, the brightest spark of mischief dancing in her eyes.
"We're going to talk to Dustin's girlfriend."
Simultaneously, their forks dropped with a muted clang. Lucas, who up until this very moment had been quite invested in the Mac & Cheese sprang up from where he towered over the counter. Much too eagerly in fact as the back of his skull quickly met the underside of the hanging cupboards. And yet he was too stunned to care.
"—Girlfriend?"
"—Girlfriend?"
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Hi! Again I must say: I’m sorry for taking so long, things got complicated but now I have little bit of time…besides I’m wery picky with translations (as you would see in a moment). Anyway, I was very much excited for and while writing this, since I found myself to be very fond of Faith and her relationship with Tim (they’re the cutest) so I tried my best!
Ps: The title of “Refuge” doesn’t have that much relevance in this scenario, is just the title of the song I was listening to while writing this (I think it describes perfectly how Tim’s and Faith relationship might evolve); in case you listen to it but aren’t really familiar with spanish language, here it is subtitled! But there’s minor errors on the translation:
1.     "Eres como el sol caliente y yo soy marte" wich means "You're like the warm sun and I'm like mars".
2.     "Soy desordenado cuando quiero" the word quiero/querer in spanish can mean several things, normally indicating the yearning of something in a possesive (I want this to myself) or romantic (like: I love you)/aspirational (like: I want to become a writer) way (depends on context) so the most adecute in this case will be "I'm sloppy when I am in love" not "when I want" here is a little deffinition. 
3.     The most correct wording in "let me be, I'll help you" would be in fact: "Let me, I will help you".
 Pairing: Faith O’Neal (@insideoflit OC) x Tim Drake
Summary: Faith is tormented by her past to the point of being unable to sleep and have an anxiety attack, so Tim helps her get through it.
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1:18 am
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2:48 am
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3:04 am
Her head registered every digit drawn on the clock next to his bed, counting every time she woke up;  but something within herself knew that I'd had been more than just 4. Her eyes weighed, but her mind did not stop, she kept thinking ... remembering and everything at the worst moment.
Maybe it had been 5 or at most 8 nights in a row without being able to sleep completely, but in fact, she really didn't remember the last time she had slept peacefully.  Months or even years ago?
She only knew that the situation had gone from bad to worse ...
What she thought was a simple period of insomnia which would most likely disappear a week later, became part of his routine, which had stopped bothering her a long time ago: intrusive thoughts, impossible variations in hidden memories and unanswered questions that would often come and go and multiplied in the dead of night.
And yet this time it was different ... it was a living nightmare.
The intrusive thoughts had quickly escalated and evolved to such extent that they now resonated aggressively, scratching the walls of his head, digging through everything she wanted to forget and shouting at her so that she could feel it in the depths of his being.
An imaginary pain that threatened to break his little head.
In.  That.  Exact.  Instant.
She felt his breath cut short at the thought of having to get used to all this, his chest full of emotions and an uncontrollable feeling of despair.
That's why she didn't think of anything other than running, rising abruptly from the bed, barely giving his brain time to process the situation;  she ran, as fast as his legs allowed her, she didn't care at all if they were going to break… she just wanted to escape from all that and ignore that past she had unintentionally remembered.
The smell of petricor invading her senses causing a feeling of anguish, seeing those memories instantly regain strength and torturing her in such a ruthless way...
—Hey! Be careful!— her thoughts abruptly interrupted to the feeling of his body collide and almost fall to the ground, if not thanks to the arm clinging to her waist preventing her fall.
—Are you ok?—Tim's eyes invaded by an expression of genuine concern, trying to search the answer to her irrational behaviour.
She was so immersed in her thoughts that she didn't even realize the moment she reached the garden and much less had noticed Tim standing in the middle of it…like some creepy scarecrow or something…
—I ...— His mind still not quite at the moment allowed for her words to float in the air in a sloppy way.
Tim looked at the girl carefully, trying to decipher what had put her in that state: her hair slightly disheveled by the gentle flushing of the wind, a cold sweat running down her forehead, eyes flushed, her pajamas had gotten a little dirty  due to his small race in the humidity of the night and his bare feet hugging the muddy floor.
—Come, you're going to get sick like this!— He reproached her gently trying not to overwhelm her as much as possible and guiding her back inside.
The living-room of the mansion was empty, wrapped in the cozy sound of silence; indicating the absence of most of its inhabitants.
Tim told Faith to sit by pointing at the couch with a slight nod, which she obeyed.
—Wait here—he ordered again, before disappearing down the hall that led to one of the many bathrooms and returning moments later with a pair of clean towels, leaving one of them over her head, with a small mischievous smile.
—Don't run like that, Faith, you could have slipped and gotten hurt…—He said kneeling in front of her, his hands on the towel shaking it slightly in an attempt to help her dry.
His calm voice hiding the reality of his restlessness.  She knew…knew she had worried him ... And that look only confirmed it, she had already seen it many times, maybe more than she should;  but it was something she could not avoid and that frustrated her greatly.
But Tim was always characterized by being perceptive and soon noticed the expression of guilt on Faith's face.
—Hey ... It’s ok—The Boy reassured by staring at her, still smiling, because he wanted her to really feel safe.
Tim knew that Faith had trouble sleeping, he knew perfectly the symptoms of insomnia: he had noticed the lights of her room stay on until dawn, dark circles highlighting her beautiful big eyes, her clumsy movements during the day, lack of concentration and had even once heard Bruce scolding her because of her teacher's multiple complaints accusing her of sleeping in class.
But she would never admit it… she "didn't want to be a bother"
Tim allowed himself to caress Faith's cheek, gently and delicately as if she were some kind of porcelain doll about to break.
—Do you want to talk about it?
Faith thought briefly before her eyes began to fill with tears that threatened to slip away.
—No, not really ...— A glimmer of guilt was noticeable in her response.
—It’s Okay. Don't feel like you have to—followed by those words, Tim felt the need to hug her;  his arms carefully surrounded Faith's small figure.
—Just know I'm always going to be here for you — his chin resting slightly on her head partially covered by the towel.
The tears that she had forced herself to hide, began to escape silently with an air of cynicism.
—Dammit— she cursed under her breath.
Noticing this, he quickly bent down again to wipe away her tears with his hands.
Faith was a strong, but stubborn person, many times denying herself the idea of ​​asking for help and this was no exception;  she didn't want Tim to see her that way, in her most vulnerable state;  but she also didn't want to leave, despite all the crying, she found Tim's company very much comforting.
So… she stood there, allowing herself to be vulnerable in front of other people for once in a really long time.
After a few minutes (maybe even more) when she had no more tears left, Tim spoke again.
—It's getting late, you should be asleep and unless Riddler is entertaining the bat, Bruce will be here at any minute and I don't want him to scold you for staying up so late, you have class tomorrow, right?
Faith nodded, releasing a small chuckle upon hearing Drake's motherly but bossy tone.
—Whatever you say, mom — emphasizing the word "mom" on a goofy manner.
He rolled the eyes pretending to be offended but without making the least of attempts to hide his own amusement.
—Go to your room, dummy!—
She raised her hands as if she were being arrested before turning around and running upstairs followed by Tim, who was also heading to his room.  However, something stopped her once she was standing in front of the door of her own room.
She didn't want to be alone ... at least not for tonight ...
A small knock on Tim's door caught his attention off of his monitors, at first he thought it was Alfred about to scold him like every other night for not sleeping or Damian who had arrived from patrol early and couldn't find Titus favorite chewing toy.
But no… there in the door frame stood Faith with a pillow under her arm and a slightly shy smile.
—You're supposed to be asleep.
—Right back at ya — she replayed quickly.
—I’m not the one who has to save his grades on algebra tomorrow, Faith—he said, reminding her of his test in the morning.
—Yeah, well… truth is… I can't sleep…
Her voice barely even believing herself.
—Can I… can I stay here? —Tim flushed wildly almost at the exact moment he heard those words come out of her mouth.
—I… Um.  Yeah  Yeah, sure — tripping on his own words he stepped clumsily into the side in order to let her in.
Tim's room was both a mess and incredibly clean… his desk was the messy part, probably because he spend a lot of his time glued to his computer to the point Alfred sometimes had to brake in and almost drag him outside to eat like a normal human  being instead of just feeding off of energy bars and coffee.
In comparison was the side of the bead, it was so clean. Everything looked almost brand new, since he barely slept and when he did it was just very quick naps before patrol.
—Make yourself comfortable— he signaled the bed before putting back on his headphones and to whatever he was doing.
—Aren't you going to sleep?— Faith asked as she settled between the sheets.
Tim was silent for a moment, trying to find an answer.
—Well ... maybe just for a little while…—
He finally spoke before joining Faith, keeping a adequate distance, which Faith quickly ignored by hugging him unexpectedly, burying his face in the boy's chest.
—Good night, Tim.—
Tim thanked the lights were off, otherwise Faith would have seen his face as red as a tomato.  The girl's touch was comforting and warm so he didn't think twice before reciprocating the hug and planting a small kiss on her head.
—Good night, Faith.
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Episode 7 Review: Flying South Like the Birdies
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We open with a conversation between Alison and Raxl about the death of Dr. Menkin. Mostly, this is repeating what we already know for the benefit of the original viewers who missed the previous two episodes, but not entirely. I just realized that Alison didn’t learn of Dr. Menkin’s death in either Episode 5 or 6. (I had to re-watch part of Episode 5 and skim over Debby Graham’s synopsis of Episode 6 to confirm this.) So this is also an important scene for her, one that augments the fear she has begun to feel on the island, even if, unlike Raxl, she does not yet believe in the supernatural forces that make Maljardin, as the immortal housekeeper says just before the opening, “the Garden of Evil.”
We also get an unintentionally funny moment where Raxl shouts “THAT DEVIL!” and the camera quickly zooms in to the portrait of Jacques Eloi des Mondes with some thunder and lightning for emphasis. Then Alison freaks out as she realizes that Jacques put the dream from last episode inside her head. It’s not clear if she is more frightened by the possibility that Jacques will kill her or by the fact that she is sexually attracted to a dead man who looks exactly like her brother-in-law.
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Alison: “The dream was so real! This island...it IS evil! I have to get away, back to reason. Away from HIM!"
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*flashing lightning and wailing theremin*
Colin Fox, by the way, isn’t in this episode, so, just like the previous Foxless episode, the focus is primarily on the subplots. In the next scene, we cut away to the French Leave Café, where Boring Artist Tim is hanging out with Vangie Abbott (Angela Roland). Now, even though Vangie first appeared on the show in the second episode, I wanted to wait a while to introduce her, mostly because I didn’t know what I was getting into when I started writing these massive blog entries and got overwhelmed early on by all the things I wanted to cover. But now that things are slowing down and she’s starting to become relevant to the plot, I will write a little about her.
Vangie, who owns the café, is a psychic who uses tarot cards to divine the future. She usually provides a lot of detail as to what individual cards mean, connecting them to specific characters and not always using the more well-known trump cards/Major Arcana to represent them. This indicates that Ian Martin probably did a significant amount of research on tarot cards and their meanings before writing about them. (Contrast with Dark Shadows, which mainly featured the same few cards--especially the Tower of Destruction--over and over and usually interpreted them literally.[1] I admittedly haven’t done much research on the tarot (although I intend to in the near future for this blog), so I’ve learned quite a bit about different cards’ meanings from Vangie’s dialogue. There’s a lot more that I could say about her character, but this is about all I can say for now without spoiling anything.
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Well, I could also mention her quirky fashion sense and distinctive sing-song alto voice. (That’s Boring Artist Tim on the right, by the way.)
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A screenshot of Vangie’s outfit from Episode 2.
Hundreds of miles away, we find the Reverend Matt Dawson at Westley House seeking word of the whereabouts of 20-year-old teenager Holly. He visits her roommate Dinah Heath[2] (Trudy Young), a young hippie who only appears in this episode, but who is the best thing about it. Truth be told, I wanted to write this entire post about just Dinah, but changed my mind when I re-watched the episode and remembered that Vangie was in it, too. Dinah is really fun and probably my favorite of the One-Episode Wonders: characters who only appear in one episode, but who are memorable for the right reasons. Dr. Patton from Episode 4 is another favorite one-episode character of mine, as is Claude from an episode months in the future (although my opinion is largely based on how I imagine him, because so far I have only read that episode’s synopsis and watched the accompanying slideshow).[3] And she totally takes the piss out of Matt when he comes to question her.
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At the start of the scene, Dinah is jamming out in her room to some music while smoking. It looks like a cigarette, but it’s probably meant to be a joint, because she acts stoned during the entire scene.
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Matt knocks on the door and she jumps off her bunk and immediately starts fanning the air to try to get rid of the pot smell. I love the ironic “please keep off grass” sign.
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Matt doesn’t even need to mention Holly for her to know that he plans to ask about her. Dinah just outright says “she isn’t here” while smirking and posing with her hand on her hip.
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Cue an exchange full of awkwardly-delivered 1960s slang as Dinah clarifies that he wants to know “why’d she split” and he accuses her of “trying to put [him] on.” I’m not sure how current the slang would have been when the episodes were written, but, considering that the writer was in his fifties at the time, probably not very.
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She goes over to her desk to brush her hair while Matt continues questioning her. She denies knowing where Holly is, so he says patronizingly, “I admire your sense of loyalty, but there are times when it could hurt Holly rather than help her.” I might believe him if I didn’t already know that he had the hots for Holly.
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More awkward slang. Dinah is still pretending to ignore him.
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Matt’s horrified reaction when she says what we know from Episode 3. “Uh-oh,” he’s probably thinking, “she’s onto me.”
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Definitely onto him!
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Matt so wants the pretty young chicks at Westley House to see him as a groovy, happenin’ padre with all the hip slang he uses.
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When he finally gets her to “level” with him, she tells him, “All I know is that she’s flying south like the birdies. Way down south. Has to be. Air alone costs $163.75 [$1,148.24 in 2019 USD, or $1,124.03 in 2019 Canadian dollars].” He asks how she got that money, and Dinah responds, “Saved some. We all chipped in with the rest.” So they all think that he’s a creep, enough to fund her escape from him.
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She grabs this huge teddy bear and starts drumming on it. She’s not even trying to conceal that she’s stoned.
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She means "vampire” figuratively, but I imagine this line was added to try to hook any DS fans tuning in. It would have admittedly been so awesome if Mrs. Marshall had turned out to be a literal vampire.
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Stalker!
We next see Holly at the French Leave Café, trying to order a drink but getting turned away from the bar because she’s underage. How can they even tell? No one cards her before turning her away and Sylvia Feigel looks 27 at the youngest. Hell, I’m 26 years old, look younger than Holly does, and no one ever cards me when I buy alcohol. I could see them turning someone like Dinah away without carding her because she definitely looks under 21, but Holly? Really?
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Holly does not look 20.
She has a meet-cute with Tim, followed by a free tarot reading courtesy of Vangie. Without her saying anything about her life, the psychic reveals that she knows Holly’s future:
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Foreshadowing!
She also knows that a man has begun stalking her, but not his identity. “What are you running from Holly, and who is the man running after you?” she asks before the scene cuts to Matt telling Elizabeth Marshall that her daughter ran away. Soon after, the conversation shifts to his attraction to Holly. While stalkers are always creepy regardless of their age and the age of the stalkee, the way they talk about Holly makes it sound like the Reverend is interested in a teenager:
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Because Reverend Dawson isn’t already gross enough with his stalking, smarmy demeanor, romantic interest in a just barely former ward, and offbrand Reverend Trask accent.
Elizabeth threatens to “fix” both him and Holly and leaves to track Holly down on her own. Then we get a short, unnecessary filler scene of Raxl and Alison before the credits.
In the next episode, THE DEVIL JACQUES ELOI DES MONDES returns and Dan meets up with Vangie to do some more research regarding Jacques’ identity. Stay tuned!
Notes
[1] I’m not disparaging Dark Shadows here. I love both shows; I just wanted to point out that the Dark Shadows writers probably did less research on the tarot. Either that, or they just loved the Tower of Destruction. In any case, they used the Tower of Destruction so excessively that sometimes even thinking of that card is enough to send me into giggling fits. (If you haven’t figured it out yet, I have an odd sense of humor.)
[2] Ian Martin seems to have been fond of the name Dinah for girls and young women. Eight years later in 1977, he used the name again for the 12-year-old protagonist of the CBS Radio Mystery Theater episode “The Child’s Cat Paw,” played by a young Sarah Jessica Parker. It isn’t his best CBSRMT episode, but I still recommend it.
[3] Coincidentally, the episode with Claude also features the introduction of Susan, another Trudy Young character who plays a major role in the show’s final arc. I haven’t seen any full episodes after 130 yet because they’re not on YouTube, but I’ve read all the synopses. Someday I will watch the second Desmond Hall arc, and I can only hope that the Claude scene on the show is as romantic as it is in my head cinema. (It probably isn’t, given that David Wells' other character Cort is hilariously badly acted (if very, very cute), but perhaps Wells’ acting was better when he played Claude.)
ETA 6/22/2020: I just watched Episode 133 this evening (got the DVDs now) and I loved the scene with Claude. I’m not kidding. Surprisingly, David Wells’ acting as both Claude and Cort is decent in the episode--and, after re-watching the first Desmond Hall arc, I can say that his acting improves over time and is even occasionally good. I’ll write much more about Cort later on (this isn’t the right entry for it), but I will say that not all Cort episodes are created equal.
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Back to the Basics (Part 3)
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Warning: This is a Thomas Sanders/Virgil Sanders romantic fic so if you don’t like that then please skip over this story and have a wonderful day!
Summary: Basically just some mutual pining between my favorite sunshine boy and emo side with some fluff thrown in for flavor. Featuring Thomas attempting to court a selectively oblivious Virgil and the other sides being ‘helpful’ to said courting process.  
I’m back again, to my own surprise! I usually never get things done this quickly. Not much to say except I hope you enjoy the chapter!
Virgil tries not to think too much about Thomas' first real date.
He had been an utter mess. Anxiety over what to wear, where to go, how to act, what if he got stood up (like anyone would ever stand Thomas up, you'd have to be completely brainless) all swirled within Virgil's already troubled mind.
He and Princey had never butted heads more, and that was saying something. The romantic side was furious with him for making Thomas doubt his love. He was fairly certain the creative side already had wedding invites made up and everything. Over the years, he's occasionally wondered if Roman has wedding invites for all of Thomas' relationship and what he does with them when it's over. He's never had the nerve to ask. Princey could get rather touchy over Thomas' failed loves.
Even his friendship (he used the term loosely, it was certainly the closest thing he had at the time) with Morality was strained as the side was forced (not for the first or the last time) to choose between him and the prince.
He'd mostly tried to stay away. Morality, though a bit (unintentionally Virgil is sure) condescending, is the only side that's consistently nice to him so he didn't want to cause him extra stress. Besides, Creativity would only use it to cause more drama. Best to let the father figure stick with the prince, at least for now.
Not to mention he didn't want to bring down the cheerful side's excitement and optimism. He was very enthusiastic about this new type of love for Thomas.
On the bright side, he'd managed to form a tentative bond with Logic who is staying far away from all the romance. They didn't really talk or anything, but Logic had taken to allowing Virgil to sit in his room to avoid Roman bugging him, and he'd even let Virgil help him on a few of his large puzzles. It was rather calming to the anxious side and he really appreciated especially at such a hectic time for him. He hoped Logic knew that.
Still, there was one thing that no amount of calming could help. The new feeling the clawed at Virgil's chest and made him feel extra uneasy. Virgil's a smart trait, so it doesn't take him too long to identify the feeling though he wants to deny it.
Jealousy.
He should have expected this of course. It was a no-brainer that he would be envious of anyone who got to spend time alone with Thomas, most especially in a romantic way. At the same time though, he could feel the nervous excitement coursing through Thomas and...well how could Virgil be mad at something that was making the person he loved happy?
It was a rough internal conflict between his desire for Thomas to be happy and his own selfish dream to be the one that makes him happy. Needless to say, it was not helping his anxiety whatsoever.
Virgil turns on his loudest music and tries to ignore the feelings coming from Thomas, staying just alert enough so he'd know if Thomas was in any danger.
The date goes well, though Virgil isn't sure exactly how he feels about that. Morality gives him a fresh batch of cookies that afternoon and says he's proud of how Virgil backed off during Thomas' date. Under Morality's fond gaze he guiltily nibbled on a warm cookie, the sweet taste soured by him thinking just how undeserving he is of the father figure's pride. He knew the only reason he backed off was because his heart hurt at Thomas with someone else, but he could never tell the moral side, or anyone else for that matter, the truth. So he accepted the pride, sharing the cookies with the parental side.
The relationship doesn't last very long. It ends amicably enough, though Thomas is still sad when it's over. Virgil hates seeing his host sad...but there's a part of him deep down that feels relief that he's single again. he tries with all his might to get rid of it but it won't go away. He's happy at Thomas' pain, it's something he never thought would, or even could possibly happen.
Virgil hates himself even more than usual.
   It's been a fairly normal day in the mindscape (well normal for them at least, he doubted they were ever normal by everyone else's standards) and it was rounding on dinner time and Virgil was heading downstairs. Patton did not take kindly to anyone being late to dinner (apparently dinner is  famILY time).
It had been about a week since the failed (though wonderful) movie night and Virgil has barely slept since. He almost wanted to go up and ask Thomas if he could lay with him, even just for a few minutes. Honestly, knowing the kindness of his host, he'd probably say he was fine with it, but that didn't stop him from being anxious. Because what if Thomas was just saying that because he pitied Virgil but he really thought it was creepy and then he secretly started to resent Virgil and then he wouldn't ever want to spend time with Virgil and then-
Virgil's spiral of thoughts was cut off by the sight of the subject of said thoughts rustling around in the kitchen. "What are you up to?" Thomas whirled around with a look of surprise.
"What are you doing here?" The host asked back, with a breathy, nervous laugh. Virgil raised an eyebrow. "Here? In the mindscape? Where I live? Hmmmm....let me think." He put a mock thoughtful look on his face. Thomas rolled his eyes and gave Virgil a good natured shove with a smile.
"Yeah, yeah. I'm cooking." The YouTuber looked around at the already messy kitchen. "I'm going to cook." He corrected with a sheepish grin. "Well I suppose if you start a fire here you can just put it out with a thought so no one will get hurt. Good thinking." He compliments. Thomas looks like he wants to say something, then sighs. "Thanks Virge." Virgil nods in acknowledgement.
"I'm surprised Patton let you in, he's usually pretty territorial over dinner time." Thomas shrugs at his comment. "He's out with Emile on a double date with Roman and Logan." The host informs, though suspiciously, he doesn't meet Virgil's eyes which narrow in response to this. "Are you hiding something from me Sanders?" Virgil's voice drops and octave and has a slight growl to it. Thomas looks at him and surprise and shakes his head emphatically. "Nope. Not trying to hide anything from you Virge." Virgil was still suspicious, but it didn't seem like Thomas was lying to him.
But that didn't mean he wasn't angling the truth.
Virgil stared at Thomas for another minute before deciding to let it go...for now. "Sorry." Thomas gives him a beautiful smile. "No worries Virgil." Thomas gives him a hug from the side that doesn't last nearly as long as he would like it to.
He turns to head put of the room before hesitating. He turns back to Thomas. “Do you want some help?” He asks, not particularly interested in cooking but always interested in spending extra time with Thomas. He feels irritatingly and unnecessarily nervous over Thomas’ answer. As Thomas turns to answer him he knocks a bag over spilling flour all over the floor. “That…..might be a good idea.”
About two hours later, the two had something resembling the pictures in the cookbook made and the mess in the kitchen cleaned up.  They sat at the table (well Thomas did, Virgil sat on the table in front of Thomas since Patton wasn’t here to stop him) and began to eat.
Conversation flowed surprisingly easily between the two, shifting from upcoming events in Thomas’ life, to the videos that were in the planning stage, to cartoons, to the others. Thomas had also been asking Virgil some personal questions, which confused the trait a bit. He answered them anyway, but couldn’t help the suspicion growing in his stomach. He tried to squish it down. He always made such a big deal out of everything. Thomas was just making conversation.
They finished their food and had just sat talking for a while when Thomas suddenly shot up. “Oh, I almost forgot.” The host goes over to the freezer and gets out two bowls of ice cream and a bunch of toppings including candies, chocolate fudge, caramel, and spray whipped cream. “Dessert!” Virgil can’t help but smile at the bright exclamation as he takes his bowl and grabs the chocolate fudge.
“Don’t you think that’s a bit much?” Thomas asks as Virgil drowns his ice cream in chocolaty goodness. He shakes his head instantly. “Never enough chocolate.” He informs the host solemnly. Thomas chuckles at him as he shakes up the whipped cream. “Okay, Virgil. But when you have a stomach ache later, I’m not going to feel bad for you.” Virgil very maturely sticks his tongue out at the host who promptly spray it with the whipped cream in his hand.
Except the bottle freaks out and whipped cream gets all over his face and neck. His eyes had automatically closed as he registered the incoming attack and he keeps them tightly shut as he takes a deep breath. “What. Have. You. Done?” He asks, using his ‘scary voice’ as Princey likes to call it.
Thomas does not look scared. He looks like he’s trying very hard not to laugh.
“Nooooooothing.” The YouTuber replies, hiding the spray bottle behind his back, letting a few giggles escape as he does so. Virgil gives him the best intimidating glare he can muster while covered in whipped cream. More giggles are the only response he gets and damn it he can feel the his lips pulling up into a smile at the sound. Why does Thomas have to be so adorable?
“After all I have done for you, this is what I get in return.” Virgil’s can’t maintain his scary voice as his smile grows bigger entirely against his will. “Come on Virge, it’s not so bad.” Virgil froze as Thomas’ left hand came up to cup his cheek. “It’s just a little sugar.” Thomas insists, warm brown eyes looking directly into Virgil’s and setting off all kinds of alarms in the anxious side’s head.
Thomas drags his fingertips across Virgil skin as he pulls his hand back leaving his face scorching with heat where their skin had been connected. Thomas brings his fingers up to his lips and licks off the sugary cream that had remained on them.
Virgil is pretty sure he hears sirens blaring in his head and a loud voice that sounds vaguely like Roman’s screaming “YOU ARE ONE HUNDRED PERCENT TOO GAY RIGHT NOW! GET OUT OF HERE!”
He jumps to his feet, knocking over his chair as he does so. “You know what; I probably will get a stomach ache if I eat that. I should go.” Thomas frowns instantly, clearly upset. Virgil’s heart twinges at the sight. “I was just kidding Virgil, I’m sorry.” Thomas gets up and runs some water on a nearby dishtowel before holding it out to Virgil with an apologetic smile masking hurt that Virgil can still see and it hurts him so much.
But one look at those smiling lips, still stained with a little cream, and he knows he’ll do something he regrets if he stays he much longer. He takes the towel, trying to ignore how his fingers brush against Thomas’. “It’s not that Thomas I just…I haven’t been sleeping well and I’m feeling really tired is all.” He didn’t want to tell Thomas about his sleeping issue but it seemed like the best option right now. The last thing he wanted was for the host to think Virgil didn’t want to spend time with him. He shudders at the idea of going back to the times where he rarely got to interact with Thomas outside of the videos.
“Oh, alright. Is there anything I can do to help?” And isn’t that a loaded question? There are so many things he wants to say. Love me. Come lay with me. Just give me a hug. But he forces his mouth to give the answer he truly doesn’t want to. “No, I’ll be fine. Don’t worry about me.” Thomas raises an eyebrow with an already worried look. “That’s rich coming from you.” Virgil rolls his eyes as casually as he can. “Haham very funny. Goodnight Thomas.” He hastens to leave before he can do or say anything he won’t be able to take back.
“Night Virge! Sweet dreams!” Thomas’ lovely voice echoes after him as he drags the towel over his still hot face.
  Thomas stands watching after Virgil for a while before turning to slowly clean up the mess on the table.
He’s not sure exactly why Virgil had freaked out so much but can’t help the sinking in his heart. Everything had been going so well, or at least he thought so. So close, but yet so very far. Furthermore, Virgil had actually admitted to having trouble sleeping so that was another thing he was going to have to worry about, not that he wasn’t already worried.
He finishes cleaning up in the mindpalace kitchen (yes he knows he could probably do it with just a thought but it kept him busy while he was thinking), and after some internal debate, he decides to check in on Virgil before he heads back up to the real world, hoping to find the anxious side actually sleeping.
He walks quietly through the mindscape until he arrives at the door he knows leads to Virgil’s bedroom. As silently as possible, he opens it just a crack. He is relieved to see the side actually appears to be sleeping, but his relief quickly disappears as his ears register the distressed noises coming from the bed in front of him.
Virgil’s body is fidgeting on the bed and he looks so far from the peaceful rest Thomas had seen him in during their movie night.  He is glued to the spot, watching upset as his anxiety suffers, unsure of what to do. “Thomas.” He hears his name and his focus sharpens, wondering if Virgil has woken up but he is still deep in his fretful sleep. “Thomas.” He hears his name again, Virgil’s tone clearly frightened.
Unable to watch anymore, and hoping he doesn’t mess things up even further he enters the room and sits down on the edge of the bed. He reaches a hand out to cup Virgil’s cheek much like he had earlier. “It’s okay Virge. I’m right here, you’re safe.” He speaks softly to the sleeping side. Virgil’s distress doesn’t seem to edge off at all, and at another frantic call of his name, Thomas feels helpless and frustrate. Then he thinks of something.
“I’ve always aimed to protect you…”
He tries again. “It’s okay Virge. I’m right here. I’m safe. You’re keeping me safe. Just like you always do. Like you always have. Even when I was too blind to realize it. I’m safe Virgil. I’m safe.” To Thomas’ immense relief, Virgil seems to calm down a bit, his face automatically leaning into Thomas’ hand causing the YouTuber to smile brightly.
He sat at Virgil’s side for a while, whispering words of comfort. He wanted to stay all night, but he was afraid of what Virgil’s reaction would be if he did. The night had already ended rather strangely. He takes a risk and presses a feather light kiss to the anxious trait’s forehead before heading back out of the room, shutting the door with a soft click behind him.
He rises up back into his corporal form, lying on his bed in his day clothes. He thinks back on the evening as he changes and gets ready for bed. While it had been quite fun cooking with Virgil (though that hadn’t exactly been his original plan and it was probably slightly less romantic than cooking for him), and the dinner itself was quite nice, with him even getting to learn a bit more about the person he was pursuing a relationship with, it hadn’t been completely ideal as Thomas would have wanted. But he is not convinced that all hope is lost quite yet. Maybe he should just go back to his original idea.
After all, you can’t go wrong with a little good old fashioned flirting, can you?
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Could I request for headcanons about cute signs when he has a crush for Gunhead, Mirio, Amajiki, Nighteye & Fatgum please? P.S. I blame the anime for making me like this muscular but adorable man. I also want to see how you improvise with him but you can refuse if you want to
Okay so like, 3 of these guys can fit the ‘muscular but adorable man’ thing but I’m assuming you mean Gunhead since he’s the only one in the anime. I’ll do my best with him!
Gunhead: 
⚪️ He’s obvious, but not in the way that he’ll pronounce his feelings for you constantly. He teases you, calls you cute, shows you cute things, tells you you’ll look cute in an outfit you pass by. He’s very open with his compliments of you.
⚪️ He likes seeing you embarrassed. Not in a sadistic way, but because you look so adorable and it makes him feel kind of proud to know he can affect you like that. When he teases you about a ‘crush’ or anything romantic, he secretly hopes your embarrassment is because your crush is on him.
⚪️ Loves any opportunity to teach you self defense. It’s an excuse to not only get close to you and touch you, but to help you out as well. He feels safer knowing that you can protect yourself better.
⚪️ He picks you up all the time and carries you. He just does, so get used to him doing this. He can even do it with just one arm, too.
⚪️ Result: He’s the least-threatening crush ever. He’s going to be pretty open about asking you out, too.
Mirio: 
⚪️ He gets himself way too excited over the smallest things so long as it pertains to you. He’s like a puppy that’s finally found its owner, and he’ll follow you around right until the point that it starts to become creepy.
⚪️ This means that he will appear from walls when he knows you’re somewhere alone, just to surprise you. “Hey, (Y/N).” After you gasp and let out a shriek at suddenly hearing his voice, he just smiles and says, “I was thinking about you.”
⚪️ It’s sweet, but borders on being silly. Plus you know that he’s naked behind that wall so…
⚪️ He’s open with flirting but despite this, it’s easy to fluster him. All you have to do is: flirt back. Once you have the upper hand, his sudden smoothness and charm is out the window. 
⚪️ He stares at you as much as you thinks about you - which is all the time. He doesn’t know how to be normal and not overbearing. 
⚪️ He’s so nice to you though. Always trying to help however he can, offering to walk you home (especially if he thinks you might need the extra protection). Also, he talks about you constantly to Tamaki and Nejire.
⚪️ When it comes to asking you out, he’s pretty forward about it. He still has a little blush on his cheeks when he asks you though, since he’s still nervous that you’ll reject him. 
⚪️ Result: He can be unintentionally creepy but if you understand his true intentions, he’s an absolute sweetheart.
Tamaki: 
⚪️ First thing’s first, you will have to be the one to make the first move. He might try, might feel a bit of confidence after some support from his friends, but in the end, he fails. He just can’t get the words out and he starts blushing too much and stuttering too much and when he sees you looking into his eyes he just can’t.
⚪️ He stiffens up almost automatically whenever you’re close by. You can visibly see his shoulders tense. You make him uncomfortable but not because he doesn’t like you, but because he likes you too much.
⚪️ Mirio and Nejire definitely have to give him encouragement. Hell, even Fatgum and Kirishima will start helping him with his problems. “Huh, what’s this I hear about a crush? C’mere, Fatgum can help!” Tamaki will just want to die since he isn’t sure how everyone is finding out about his feelings for you. 
⚪️ Like everyone will know. When you walk by randomly, class 1-A will be like “Hey, isn’t that the person Tamaki likes?” Which causes Tamaki to hide his face against the wall and never want to leave. 
⚪️ Tamaki’s heart races in his chest when you’re around. He feels butterflies in his stomach. His hands start to feel clammy. The ends of his pointy ears turn red. He can’t do it.
⚪️ BUT if you are someone he’s grown comfortable around, like a friend, he will be able to talk to you and have conversations normally. Just don’t touch him, he’ll get shy again. 
⚪️ Result: You will most likely have to make the first move. Even though Tamaki has his bouts of confidence, the moment he sees your face it just leaves him. It’s pretty obvious he likes you though, since rather than cold he’s just completely nervous around you. 
Nighteye: 
⚪️ Good luck.
⚪️ He tries to tell you funny jokes and stuff but considering his facial expression and overall intimidating demeanor they never come across as jokes. Even the silliest thing can seem like a threat.
⚪️ He might criticize you or be a bit harsh, but it really is because he likes you a lot. That’s his strange way of showing affection. If you ask him to tone it down or if he ends up hurting your feelings, he’ll feel bad. He doesn’t realize he’s doing it and the last thing he wants is to hurt you.
⚪️ Pretty protective… but will deny that it’s because he cares. If it’s cold and you’re not wearing something heavy enough, he’ll make you wear a jacket (Perhaps his own) while scolding you for being careless.
⚪️ Possibly will talk to you a lot about All Might, since he trusts you with a topic that he holds dearly to his heart. 
⚪️ He really does appreciate when you show interest in what he’s talking about or cares about though. Because you matter to him and because he wants you to know this, he will make sure that he listens to you more too. Slowly, he’ll start to warm up to you and that’s when his crush is more obvious.
⚪️
Result: He’s kind of scary and unfriendly at first, but really not a bad guy and truly does care about you. Either you or him can make the first move, either is likely. 
Fatgum: 
⚪️ He will ask you out a lot. Mostly to go eat, but also just to do things in general. It helps if food is involved though.
⚪️ Hm, he’s not touchy in the overbearing or uncomfortable way, but he does like touching you. Picking you up and spinning you around when he first sees you for the day, placing a hand on your shoulder or back… he’s careful not to absorb you through his fat though, if he is in his fat form.
⚪️ He’s so proud of you like he talks about you to anyone who will listen. Kirishima, Tamaki, Rock Lock, Nighteye, or even the takoyaki vendor. You’re his favorite topic.
⚪️This means he’s also very protective of you. Not only in the physical sense, like wanting to protect you from villains or getting hurt, but in other ways too. He can’t stand to listen to someone talking down to you and will always stick up for you even if you can do it for yourself as well. It makes him angry, actually, that some people don’t realize how amazing you are.
⚪️
He always listens to everything you say and actually cares. He isn’t just nodding his head just to act like he’s listening. Often, he likes to have you around his office just so he can be in your presence. It’s relaxing and he gets to tell you all the things that happen when he’s out on patrol.
⚪️ Like the other adults, doesn’t like playing games too much. He’s going to be pretty open about asking you out and won’t be very shy about it. 
⚪️ Result: It’s pretty obvious he has a crush on you. However he’s not going to make a move unless he knows for certain that you might have feelings for him too.
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Updated for October 2020
What ever would we do without horror?
So much of our daily life is built around logic and known, verifiable facts, and for some, the rest of the time must be supplemented with comforting reassurances that everything is going to be alright. Well if the last year has taught us anything… that’s not the case. Perhaps this is why horror hounds know the best way to face abstract fears is to confront them head on… and preferably with a screen in the way.
So, with Halloween around the corner, we figured it’s time to get in touch with our illogical, terrified animal brain. That’s where horror and horror movies in particular come in. Gathered here are the best horror movies on HBO Max for your scaring needs.
Alien
“In space, no one can hear you scream,” the tagline for Ridley Scott’s 1979 sci-fi/horror epic promised. Well maybe they should have screened this thing in space because I’m sure all that audiences in theaters did was scream.
Alien has since evolved into a heady, science fiction franchise that has stretched out for decades. The original film, however, is a small-scale, terrifyingly claustrophobic thriller.
Altered States
What if you could tap into the vast swaths of the brain you never use? What if you did and didn’t like what we found? And what if it was an absolute psychedelic rush of a cinematic experience?
All three questions are answered in their own way during Ken Russell’s Altered States, a wild sci-fi thriller. In the film, William Hurt stars as a psychologist who begins experimenting with taking hallucinatory drugs while in a sensory depravation tank.
Yes, he manages to expand his consciousness; he also begins to expand his physical body as it transforms beneath his skin. Or does it? Well that’s yet another good question…
An American Werewolf in London
Arguably the definitive werewolf movie, John Landis’ 1981 horror masterpiece has the single greatest on-screen lycanthropic transformation in movie history… and that’s only one of its appeals.
Peppered with loving references to the werewolf movies that came before it and a few legitimate laughs to go along with the scares, An American Werewolf in London is remarkably knowing and self-aware, without ever flirting with parody.
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Hammer is probably best remembered now for its series of Christopher Lee-starring Dracula movies. Yet its oddball Frankenstein franchise deserves recognition too. While Hammer’s efforts certainly pale in comparison to the Frankenstein movies produced by Universal Pictures in the 1930s and ’40s, the Hammer ones remain distinctly unique. Whereas the Creature was the star of the earlier films, so much so the studio kept changing the actor beneath the Jack Pierce makeup after Boris Karloff got fed up three movies in, the not-so-good doctor leads the Hammer alternatives.
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The Conjuring 2
Making an effective, truly spooky mainstream horror film is hard enough. But The Conjuring franchise really nailed things out of the gate with a sequel that is every bit as fun and terrifying as the original.
Patrick Wilson and Vera Farmiga return as paranormal investigators Ed and Lorraine Warren in The Conjuring 2. This time the Warrens head to Great Britain to attend to the Hodgson family, dealing with some poltergeist problems in their Enfield home. The source of the Enfield haunting’s activity contains some of the most disturbing and terrifying visuals in the entire Conjuring franchise and helped to set up a (sadly pretty bad) spinoff sequel in The Nun.
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Eyes Without a Face
“I’ve done so much wrong to perform this miracle,” Doctor Génessier (Pierre Brasseur) confesses in the 1960 horror film Eyes Without a Face. But he says it in French, making it all so much more poignant, allowing it to underscore everything director and co-writer Georges Franju did right. We feel for the respectable plastic surgeon forced to do monstrous things. But the monster behind the title character is his young daughter Christiane (Édith Scob). She spends the majority of the film behind a mask, even more featureless than the unpainted plastic Captain Kirk kid’s costume Michael Myers wore in Halloween. The first time we see her face though, the shock wears off quickly and we are more moved than terrified. 
Like Val Lewton films, the horror comes from the desolate black-and-white atmosphere, shrouding the claustrophobic suspense in German Expressionism. Maurice Jarre’s score evokes a Gothic carnival as much as a mad scientist’s laboratory. After his daughter’s face is hideously disfigured in an accident, Dr. Génessier becomes obsessed with trying to restore it. We aren’t shown much, until we’re shown too much. We see his heterograft surgical procedure in real time. A woman’s face is slowly flayed from the muscle. The graphic scenes pack more of a visceral shock after all the encroaching dread.
Godzilla
As the original and by far still the best Godzilla movie ever produced, this 1954 classic (originally titled Gojira), is one of the many great Showa Era classics that the Criterion Collection and HBO Max are making readily available to American audiences. And if you want to watch one that is actually scary, look no further.
In this original uncut Japanese form, the movie’s genuine dread of nuclear devastation, as well as nightly air raids, less than 10 years since World War II ended in several mushroom clouds, is overwhelming. Tapping into the real cultural anxiety of a nation left marred by the memory of its dead, as well as the recent incident of a fishing crew being contaminated by unannounced hydrogen bomb testing at Bikini Atoll, Godzilla encapsulates terror for the atomic age in a giant lizard.
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And unlike the sequels there is nothing cuddly or amusing about this original Kaiju with its scarred body and legion of tumors. This is the one Godzilla movie to play it straight, and it still plays today.
Horror of Dracula
Replacing Bela Lugosi as Dracula was not easily done in 1958. It’s still not easily done now. Which makes the fact that Christopher Lee turned Bram Stoker’s vampire into his own screen legend in Horror of Dracula all the more remarkable. Filmed in vivid color by director Terence Fisher, Horror of Dracula brought gushing bright red to the movie vampire, which up until then had been mostly relegated to black and white shadows.
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With its penchant for gore and heaving bosoms, Horror of Dracula set the template for what became Hammer Film Productions’ singular brand of horror iconography, but it’s also done rather tastefully the first time out here, not least of all because of Lee bring this aggressively cold-blooded version of Stoker’s monster to life. It’s all business with this guy.
Conversely, Abraham Van Helsing was never more dashing than when played by Peter Cushing in this movie. The film turned both into genre stars, and paved the way for a career of doing this dance time and again.
The Invisible Man
After years of false starts and failed attempts at resurrecting the classic Universal Monsters, Universal Pictures finally figured out how to make it work: They called Blumhouse Productions.
Yep, Jason Blum’s home for micro-budgeted modern horror worked wonders alongside writer-director Leigh Whannell in updating the classic 1933 James Whale movie, and the H.G. Wells novel on which it is based, for the 21st century.
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Turning the story of a man who masters invisibility into a horrific experience told from the vantage of the woman trying to escape his toxic violence, The Invisible Man becomes a disquieting allegory for the #MeToo era. It also is a devastating showcase for Elisabeth Moss who is compelling as Cecilia, the abused and gaslighted woman that barely found the will to escape, yet will now have to discover more strength since everyone around her shrugs off the idea of her dead ex coming back as an invisible man…
Lifeforce
Most assuredly a horror movie for a very acquired taste, there are few who would call Tobe Hooper’s career-destroying Lifeforce a good movie. There probably aren’t even many who would call it a fun movie. But for those with a singular taste for batshit pulp run amok, Lifeforce needs to be seen to be believed: Naked French vampire girls from outer space! Hordes of extras as zombies marauding through downtown London! Lush Henry Mancini music over special effects way outside of Cannon Films’ budget!!! Patrick Stewart as an authority figure possessed by said naked French space vampire, trying to seduce an astronaut via makeout sessions?!
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Magic
As much a psychological case study as as a traditional horror movie, for those who like their terror rooted in humanity, Magic may be the creepiest iteration of the “killer doll” subgenre since this is about the man who thinks his dummy is alive. Starring Anthony Hopkins before he was Hannibal, or had a “Sir” in front of his name, Magic is the brain child of William Goldman, who adapted his own novel into this movie before he’d go on to do the same for The Princess Bride (as well as adapt Stephen King’s Misery), but after he’d already written Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid and Marathon Man.
In the film, Hopkins stars as Corky, a down on his luck ventriloquist who tries to get his life together by tracking down his high school sweetheart (Ann-Margret). She’ll soon probably wish he didn’t bother once she realizes Corky believes his ventriloquist dummy Fats really is magic… and is determined to get him to act on the most heinous of impulses.
The Most Dangerous Game
Before King Kong, Merian C. Cooper and Ernest B. Schoedsack released The Most Dangerous Game, one of the all-time great pulp movies, based on a short story by Richard Connell. This classic has influenced everything from Predator to The Running Man, The Hunger Games to Ready or Not.
It’s the story of a big game hunter who shipwrecks on a remote island with an eccentric Russian Count who escaped the Bolshevik Revolution (Leslie Banks). The wayward noble now drinks, studies, and charms his apparently frequent array of unannounced guests, including two other survivors from a previous (suspicious) wreck. The film quickly boils down to a mad rich man determined to hunt his guests as prey across the island for the ultimate thrill.
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Night of the Living Dead
“They’re coming to get you, Barbara!”
The zombie movie that more or less invented our modern understanding of what a zombie movie is, there is little new that can be said about George A. Romero’s original guts and brains classic, Night of the Living Dead. Shot in black and white and on almost no budget, the film reimagined zombies as a horde of ravenous flesh-eaters, as opposed to a lowly servant of the damned and enchanted.
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Ready or Not
The surprise horror joy of 2019, Ready or Not was a wicked breath of fresh air from the creative team Radio Silence. With a star-making lead turn by Samara Weaving, the movie is essentially a reworking of The Most Dangerous Game where a bride is being hunted by her groom’s entire wedding party on the night of their nuptials.
It’s a nutty premise that has a delicious (and broad) satirical subtext about the indulgences and eccentricities of the rich, as the would-be extended family of Grace (Weaving) is only pursuing her because they’re convinced a grandfather made a deal with the Devil for their wealth–and to keep it they must step on those beneath them every generation. Well step, shoot, stab, and ritualistically sacrifice in this cruelest game of hide and seek ever. Come for the gonzo high-concept and stay for the supremely satisfying ending.
Sisters
One of the scariest things about the 1972 psychological thriller Sisters is the subliminal sounds of bones creaking and muscles readjusting during the slasher scenes. Margot Kidder plays both title characters: conjoined twins, French Canadian model Danielle Breton and asylum-committed Dominique Blanchion, who had been surgically separated. Director Brian De Palma puts the movie together like a feature-long presentation of the shower scene in Alfred Hitchcock’s Psycho. The camera lingers over bodies, bloodied or pristine, mobile or prone, with fetishistic glee before instilling the crime scenes in the mind’s eye. He allows longtime Hitchcock composer Bernard Herrmann to assault the ear.
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De Palma was inspired by a photograph of Masha and Dasha Krivoshlyapova, Russian conjoined twins with seemingly polarized temperaments. There may be no deeper bond than blood, which the film has plenty of, but the real alter ego comes from splitscreen compositions and an outside intruder. The voyeuristic delight culminates in a surgical dream sequence with freaks, geeks, a giant, and dwarves. Nothing is as it seems and an out-of-order telephone is a triggering reminder.
Us
Jordan Peele’s debut feature Get Out was a near instant horror classic so anticipation was high for his follow-up. Thanks to an excellent script, Peele’s deep appreciation of pop culture, and some stellar performances, Us mostly lived up to the hype.
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The film tells the story of the Wilson family from Santa Cruz. After a seemingly normal trip to a summer home and the beach, Adelaide (Lupita Nyong’o), Gabe (Winston Duke) and their two kids are confronted by their own doppelgangers, are weird, barely verbal, and wearing red. But then Adelaide is not terribly surprised given her own personal childhood traumas. And that’s only the beginning of the horror at play. Fittingly, Us feels like a feature length Twilight Zone concept done right.
Vampyr
A nigh silent picture, Vampyr came at a point of transition for its director Carl Th. Dreyer. The Danish filmmaker, who often worked in Germany and France at this time, was making only his second “talkie” when he mounted this vampire opus. That might be why the movie is largely absent of dialogue. The plot, which focuses on a young man journeying to a village that is under the thrall of a vampire, owes much to Bram Stoker’s Dracula as well as F.W. Murnau’s Nosferatu from some years earlier.
Yet there horror fans should seek Vampyr out, if for no other reason than the stunning visuals and cinematography. Alternating between German Expressionist influences in its use to shadows to unsettling images crafted in naturalistic light, such as a boatman carrying an ominous scythe, this a a classic of mood and atmosphere. Better still is when they combine, such as when the scythe comes back to bedevil a woman sleeping, trapping us all in her nightmare. Even if its narrative has been told better, before and after, there’s a reason this movie’s iconography lingers nearly a century later.
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What ever would we do without horror?
So much of our day to day life is built around logic and known, verifiable facts, and for some, the rest of the time must be supplemented with comforting reassurances that everything is going to be alright. Well if the last year has taught us anything… that’s not the case. Perhaps this is why horror hounds know the best way to face abstract fears is to confront them head on… and preferably with a screen in the way.
So, with Halloween around the corner, we figured it’s time to get in touch with our illogical, terrified animal brain. That’s where horror and horror movies in particular come in. Gathered here are the best horror movies on HBO Max for your scaring needs.
Alien
“In space, no one can hear you scream,” the tagline for Ridley Scott’s 1979 sci-fi/horror epic promised. Well maybe they should have screened this thing in space because I’m sure all that audiences in theaters did was scream.
Alien has since evolved into a heady, science fiction franchise that has stretched out for decades. The original film, however, is a small-scale, terrifyingly claustrophobic thriller.
Altered States
What if you could tap into the vast swaths of the brain you never use? What if you did and didn’t like what we found? And what if it was an absolute psychedelic rush of a cinematic experience?
All three questions are answered in their own way during Ken Russell’s Altered States, a wild sci-fi thriller. In the film, William Hurt stars as a psychologist who begins experimenting with taking hallucinatory drugs while in a sensory depravation tank.
Yes, he manages to expand his consciousness; he also begins to expand his physical body as it transforms beneath his skin. Or does it? Well that’s yet another good question…
An American Werewolf in London
Arguably the definitive werewolf movie, John Landis’ 1981 horror masterpiece has the single greatest on-screen lycanthropic transformation in movie history… and that’s only one of its appeals.
Peppered with loving references to the werewolf movies that came before it and a few legitimate laughs to go along with the scares, An American Werewolf in London is remarkably knowing and self-aware, without ever flirting with parody.
Not enough can be said about Rick Baker’s practical effects, which extend beyond the aforementioned on-screen transformation and into one of the most gruesome depictions of a werewolf attack aftermath you’re ever likely to see. A classic of the era, it still can get under the skin whenever Griffin Dunne’s mutilated corpse rises from the grave to warn his friend to “beware the moon.”
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Blade II
Perhaps Guillermo del Toro‘s schlockiest movie, there’s still great fun to be had by all in Blade II. As a sequel to the 1998 vampire actioner that starred Wesley Snipes as the titular “daywalker,” Blade II builds on the lore of the first film and its secret underground society of bloodsuckers who Blade must do battle with.
However, del Toro heightens both the Gothic lunacy of it all, as well as the horror quotient. Truly there are few sights as gross in vampire lore as Luke Goss’ Nomak, a new type of monster whose face opens like a flower, revealing a gaping hole of fangs and tongue…
The Brood
I bet you never thought placenta could look so tasty, but when Samantha Eggar’s Nola Carveth licks her newborn clean you’ll be craving sloppy seconds within the hour. She brings feline intuition to female troubles. We get it. Having a new baby can be scary. Having a brood is terrifying. Feminine power is the most horrifying of all for male directors used to being in control.
David Cronenberg takes couples therapy one step too far in his 1979 psychological body-horror film, The Brood. When it came out critics called it reprehensible trash, but it is the writer-director’s most traditional horror story. Oliver Reed plays with mental illness like Bill Sikes played with the kids as Hal Raglan, the psychotherapist treating the ex-wife of Frank Carveth (Art Hindle). The film starts slow, unfolding its drama through cuts and bruises.
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Carnival of Souls
Carnival of Souls may be the most unlikely of chillers to appear in the Criterion Collection. Hailing from the great state of Kansas and helmed by commercial director Herk Harvey, who was looking for his big break in features, there is something hand-crafted about the whole affair. There’s also something unmistakably eerie.
The story is fairly basic campfire boilerplate, following a woman (Candace Hilligoss) who survives a car crash but is then haunted by the sound of music and visions of the ghoulish dead–beckoning her toward a decrepit carnival abandoned some years earlier–and the acting can leave something to be desired. But the dreadful dreamlike atmosphere is irresistible.
With a strong sense of fatalism and inescapable doom, the film takes an almost melodic and disinterested gait as it stalks its heroine to her inevitable end, presenting images of the walking dead that linger in the mind long after the credits roll.
The Conjuring 2
Making an effective, truly spooky mainstream horror film is hard enough. But The Conjuring franchise really nailed things out of the gate with a sequel that is every bit as fun and terrifying as the original.
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Patrick Wilson and Vera Farmiga return as paranormal investigators Ed and Lorraine Warren in The Conjuring 2. This time the Warrens head to Great Britain to attend to the Hodgson family, dealing with some poltergeist problems in their Enfield home. The source of the Enfield haunting’s activity contains some of the most disturbing and terrifying visuals in the entire Conjuring franchise and helped to set up a (sadly pretty bad) spinoff sequel in The Nun.
Doctor Sleep
Let’s be up front about this: Doctor Sleep is not The Shining. For some that fact will make this sequel’s existence unforgivable. Yet there is a stoic beauty and creepy despair just waiting to be experienced by those willing to accept Doctor Sleep on its own terms.
Directed by one of the genre’s modern masters, Mike Flanagan, the movie had the unenviable task of combining one of King’s most disappointing texts with the opposing sensibilities of Stanley Kubrick’s singular The Shining adaptation.
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And yet, the result is an effective thriller about lifelong regrets and trauma personified by the ghostly specters of the Overlook Hotel. But they’re far from the only horrors here. Rebecca Ferguson is absolutely chilling as the smiling villain Rose the Hat, and the scene where she and other literal energy vampires descend upon young Jacob Tremblay is the stuff of nightmares. Genuinely, it’s a scene you won’t forget, for better or worse….
Eraserhead
“In Heaven, everything is fine,” sings the Lady in the Radiator in Eraserhead. “You’ve got your good things, and I’ve got mine.”
You may get something short of paradise, but the insular world David Lynch created for his 1977 experimental existential horror film is a land of mundane wonders, commonplace mysteries, and extremely awkward dinner conversations. Lynch’s first feature film is surrealistic, expressionistic, and musically comic. The minor key score and jarring black and white images bring half-lives to the industrial backdrop and exquisite squalor. At its heart though, Eraserhead is poignant, sad, and ultimately relatable on a universal level.
Jack Nance’s Henry Spencer is the spiky-haired everyman. He works hard at his job, cares deeply for his deformed, mutant child, and is desperate to please his extended family. Lynch lays a comedy of manners in a rude, crude city. The film is an assault on the senses, and it might take a little while for the viewer’s brains to adjust to the images on the screen; it is a different reality, and not an entirely inviting one, but stick with it. Once you’re in with the in-laws, you’re home free. When you make it to the end, you can tell your friends you watched all of Eraserhead. When they ask you what it’s about, you can tell them you saw it.
Eyes Without a Face
“I’ve done so much wrong to perform this miracle,” Doctor Génessier (Pierre Brasseur) confesses in the 1960 horror film Eyes Without a Face. But he says it in French, making it all so much more poignant, allowing it to underscore everything director and co-writer Georges Franju did right. We feel for the respectable plastic surgeon forced to do monstrous things. But the monster behind the title character is his young daughter Christiane (Édith Scob). She spends the majority of the film behind a mask, even more featureless than the unpainted plastic Captain Kirk kid’s costume Michael Myers wore in Halloween. The first time we see her face though, the shock wears off quickly and we are more moved than terrified. 
Like Val Lewton films, the horror comes from the desolate black-and-white atmosphere, shrouding the claustrophobic suspense in German Expressionism. Maurice Jarre’s score evokes a Gothic carnival as much as a mad scientist’s laboratory. After his daughter’s face is hideously disfigured in an accident, Dr. Génessier becomes obsessed with trying to restore it. We aren’t shown much, until we’re shown too much. We see his heterograft surgical procedure in real time. A woman’s face is slowly flayed from the muscle. The graphic scenes pack more of a visceral shock after all the encroaching dread.
From Dusk Till Dawn
Some movies have such a gonzo left turn between acts that audiences will either go with it or throw their popcorn at the screen in disgust. For most viewers, including us, Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino’s From Dusk Till Dawn is happily the former. An absolutely wild mash-up of the gangster genre that both filmmakers were redefining in the 1990s and the type of schlocky grindhouse thrills they worshipped at 1970s drive-ins, From Dusk Till Dawn is one of the strangest and most satisfying vampire movies ever made.
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With a story that improbably pairs Tarantino and George Clooney as on screen brothers, the flick recounts how the duo’s notorious Gecko Brothers kidnap a nice Christian family ruled by a doubting pastor (Harvey Keitel) in order to sneak across the Mexican border. But once there, the strip club they choose to spend the night in has the unfortunate gimmick of being run by ancient vampires, including Salma Hayek as the Queen of the Undead. It’s batshit good fun, and a far better tribute to grindhouse cinema than the Grindhouse double-feature the same filmmakers would partner on a decade later.
Godzilla
As the original and by far still the best Godzilla movie ever produced, this 1954 classic (originally titled Gojira), is one of the many great Showa Era classics that the Criterion Collection and HBO Max are making readily available to American audiences. And if you want to watch one that is actually scary, look no further.
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In this original uncut Japanese form, the movie’s genuine dread of nuclear devastation, as well as nightly air raids, less than 10 years since World War II ended in several mushroom clouds, is overwhelming. Tapping into the real cultural anxiety of a nation left marred by the memory of its dead, as well as the recent incident of a fishing crew being contaminated by unannounced hydrogen bomb testing at Bikini Atoll, Godzilla encapsulates terror for the atomic age in a giant lizard. But unlike the sequels there is nothing cuddly or amusing about this original Kaiju with its scarred body and legion of tumors. This is the one Godzilla movie to play it straight, and it still plays today.
The Invisible Man
After years of false starts and failed attempts at resurrecting the classic Universal Monsters, Universal Pictures finally figured out how to make it work: They called Blumhouse Productions.
Yep, Jason Blum’s home for micro-budgeted modern horror worked wonders alongside writer-director Leigh Whannell in updating the classic 1933 James Whale movie, and the H.G. Wells novel on which it is based, for the 21st century.
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Lifeforce
Most assuredly a horror movie for a very acquired taste, there are few who would call Tobe Hooper’s career-destroying Lifeforce a good movie. There probably aren’t even many who would call it a fun movie.
But for those with a singular taste for batshit pulp run amok, Lifeforce needs to be seen to be believed: Naked French vampire girls from outer space! Hordes of extras as zombies marauding through downtown London! Lush Henry Mancini music over special effects way outside of Cannon Films’ budget!!! Patrick Stewart as an authority figure possessed by said naked French space vampire, trying to seduce an astronaut via makeout sessions?!
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Magic
As much a psychological case study as as a traditional horror movie, for those who like their terror rooted in humanity, Magic may be the creepiest iteration of the “killer doll” subgenre since this is about the man who thinks his dummy is alive. Starring Anthony Hopkins before he was Hannibal, or had a “Sir” in front of his name, Magic is the brain child of William Goldman, who adapted his own novel into this movie before he’d go on to do the same for The Princess Bride (as well as adapt Stephen King’s Misery), but after he’d already written Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid and Marathon Man.
In the film, Hopkins stars as Corky, a down on his luck ventriloquist who tries to get his life together by tracking down his high school sweetheart (Ann-Margret). She’ll soon probably wish he didn’t bother once she realizes Corky believes his ventriloquist dummy Fats really is magic… and is determined to get him to act on the most heinous of impulses.
The Most Dangerous Game
Before King Kong, Merian C. Cooper and Ernest B. Schoedsack released The Most Dangerous Game, one of the all-time great pulp movies, based on a short story by Richard Connell. This classic has influenced everything from Predator to The Running Man, The Hunger Games to Ready or Not.
It’s the story of a big game hunter who shipwrecks on a remote island with an eccentric Russian Count who escaped the Bolshevik Revolution (Leslie Banks). The wayward noble now drinks, studies, and charms his apparently frequent array of unannounced guests, including two other survivors from a previous (suspicious) wreck. The film quickly boils down to a mad rich man determined to hunt his guests as prey across the island for the ultimate thrill.
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Man hunting man, man lusting after woman in a queasy pre-Code fashion, this is a primal throwback to adventure yarns of the 19th century, which were still relatively recent in 1932. Shot simultaneously with King Kong, this is 63 brisk minutes of excitement, dread, and delicious overacting. Let the games begin.
Night of the Living Dead
“They’re coming to get you, Barbara!”
The zombie movie that more or less invented our modern understanding of what a zombie movie is, there is little new that can be said about George A. Romero’s original guts and brains classic, Night of the Living Dead. Shot in black and white and on almost no budget, the film reimagined zombies as a horde of ravenous flesh-eaters, as opposed to a lowly servant of the damned and enchanted.
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The Others
Alejandro Amenabar (Open Your Eyes) wrote and directed this elegant ghost story. Nicole Kidman is superb as Grace, who relocates herself and her two small children to a remote country estate in the aftermath of World War II. Their highly structured life — the children are sensitive to sunlight and must stay in darkened rooms — is shattered by mysterious presences in the house.
Amenabar relies on mood, atmosphere and a few well-placed scares to make this an excellent modern-day companion to classics like The Haunting and The Innocents.
Ready or Not
The surprise horror joy of 2019, Ready or Not was a wicked breath of fresh air from the creative team Radio Silence. With a star-making lead turn by Samara Weaving, the movie is essentially a reworking of The Most Dangerous Game where a bride is being hunted by her groom’s entire wedding party on the night of their nuptials.
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It’s a nutty premise that has a delicious (and broad) satirical subtext about the indulgences and eccentricities of the rich, as the would-be extended family of Grace (Weaving) is only pursuing her because they’re convinced a grandfather made a deal with the Devil for their wealth–and to keep it they must step on those beneath them every generation. Well step, shoot, stab, and ritualistically sacrifice in this cruelest game of hide and seek ever. Come for the gonzo high-concept and stay for the supremely satisfying ending.
Sisters
One of the scariest things about the 1972 psychological thriller Sisters is the subliminal sounds of bones creaking and muscles readjusting during the slasher scenes. Margot Kidder plays both title characters: conjoined twins, French Canadian model Danielle Breton and asylum-committed Dominique Blanchion, who had been surgically separated. Director Brian De Palma puts the movie together like a feature-long presentation of the shower scene in Alfred Hitchcock’s Psycho. The camera lingers over bodies, bloodied or pristine, mobile or prone, with fetishistic glee before instilling the crime scenes in the mind’s eye. He allows longtime Hitchcock composer Bernard Herrmann to assault the ear.
De Palma was inspired by a photograph of Masha and Dasha Krivoshlyapova, Russian conjoined twins with seemingly polarized temperaments. There may be no deeper bond than blood, which the film has plenty of, but the real alter ego comes from splitscreen compositions and an outside intruder. The voyeuristic delight culminates in a surgical dream sequence with freaks, geeks, a giant, and dwarves. Nothing is as it seems and an out-of-order telephone is a triggering reminder.
Vampyr
A nigh silent picture, Vampyr came at a point of transition for its director Carl Th. Dreyer. The Danish filmmaker, who often worked in Germany and France at this time, was making only his second “talkie” when he mounted this vampire opus. That might be why the movie is largely absent of dialogue. The plot, which focuses on a young man journeying to a village that is under the thrall of a vampire, owes much to Bram Stoker’s Dracula as well as F.W. Murnau’s Nosferatu from some years earlier.
Yet there horror fans should seek Vampyr out, if for no other reason than the stunning visuals and cinematography. Alternating between German Expressionist influences in its use to shadows to unsettling images crafted in naturalistic light, such as a boatman carrying an ominous scythe, this a a classic of mood and atmosphere. Better still is when they combine, such as when the scythe comes back to bedevil a woman sleeping, trapping us all in her nightmare. Even if its narrative has been told better, before and after, there’s a reason this movie’s iconography lingers nearly a century later.
Wes Craven’s New Nightmare
Some do not count Wes Craven’s New Nightmare, the seventh film in the Nightmare on Elm Street saga, as actually part of the series. As a gleefully meta exercise in self-awareness and self-critique, the film shirks off continuing the narrative from the last batch of Freddy Krueger movies, the last of which had the title Freddy’s Dead. Rather writer-director Wes Craven, returning to the series for the first time as director since the original, attempts to wrestle the horror icon back from pop culture. When Craven and actor Robert Englund created Freddy in 1984’s A Nightmare on Elm Street, the fiend was a menacing, demonic child murderer. By 1994, he’d turn into a kid-friendly pop culture personality and huckster.
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With Englund on board, as well as the original film’s star in Heather Langenkamp, New Nightmare has the knotty concept of being about Langenkamp playing a version of herself: an actress who did a slasher movie 10 years ago and is still in some ways haunted by it. In real life she faced a stalker calling her at all hours of the night; in the movie, it’s Freddy. Or a Demon who’s taken the shape of Freddy… it’s complicated. The movie’s reach may exceed its grasp in terms of artistry, but at the very least Freddy was scary again for one last time. And the film’s ambition in crafting a waking nightmare of movies bleeding into our reality is still impressive.
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