#it was a fun time tho

[firelord-frowny]

oh oh here's my fav Childhood Spider Story!

I'm like 8ish i think, which made my brother like 11ish.

for some reason, my brother was looking in the crawlspace in the basement. And he discovered! A black widow! In a magnificent tangle web in the corner closest to the crawlspace entrance. And also several hundred egg sacs. <3

Obviously, he tells our parents! Hey, mom and dad! there's a black widow in the crawlspace!

our parents are like WHAT????

so they skedaddle to home depot for some heavy duty spider killing chemicals and some of those fog bomber misty thingies.

you'd THINK that the rest of this story would go

"and then our dad took the spray and went in the crawlspace and sprayed the spider and set off the fog bomb"

but it doesn't lmfaooooo

THEY SENT ME AND MY BROTHER INTO THE CRAWLSPACE TO SPRAY THE BLACK WIDOW AND SET OFF THE FOG BOMB LMAOOOO CAN YOU BELIEVE IT

I'M LIKE 8 AND MY BROTHER IS LIKE 11 AND OUR PARENTS HANDED US A BUCKET OF TOXIC CHEMICALS AND TOLD US TO GO SPRAY A DANGEROUS SPIDER AND THEN DETONATE A DEADLY CHEMICAL BOMB LMAOOOOO

which like, black widows bites are only fatal on VERY VERY RARE OCCASIONS but if somebody IS gonna die from a black widow bite, its gonna be a tiny child lmaooooo what the hell!!!

#it was a fun time tho #after the spider was dead i collected her body and played with it for a few days before it fell apart omg #and i remember taking pictures of it and then printing them out and writing like #a lil pretend article about it lmaoooo #like it was a page out of one of my lil animal encyclopedias #i have literally always been a fucking nerd ok

[hypaalicious]

I obviously need more hobbies.

#hardest part was purposefully triggering the endings #I lost track of how many runs I restarted because I didn’t get all the events for the Mouthpiece #the Big Sad Lock still sucks ass idk but at least with the right relics it’s over quickly enough #this is def a mode where you need a whole roster leveled cause who knows who you’ll have to make work in a pinch #man outside of the monthly squads there’s nothing else for me to do in IS2 🥲 #it was a fun time tho #CC never does it for me but I’ll spend days on IS obviously #also omg put Gnosis on one side and Goldenglow on the other for the Mouthpiece and they’ll clear it by themselves LOL #ASPD boosts are the most fun part for me too #also IS2 has ruined normal game mode for me 😩 like it’s so boring now omg #anyway… guess I’ll… play something else now I guess? #明日方舟 #Arknights

[qiinamii]

we'll do fine.

#fionna and cake spoilers #what hits me a little is how similar fionna and simon's stories are in the case of finding nuance in their lives #when both have gone through their separate but still valid pain no matter the extent it had been #and its that they met each other they get to see how it compares and they're no less worth of the peace and fun they dreamed of #even in the form of simplicity and just being normal #“i wouldn't have met THE fionna and cake” “we wouldn't have met THE simon petrikov” #it hits me harder that after the dandelion scene would've been their last time seeing each other physically #and how assuring simon sounded when fionna didn't know what to do with the literal world in her hands #tho im sure prismo isnt that much of a rule jerk lol i still drew out the revelation anyway with this tiniest addition #also the fact fionna's world is influenced by simon's thought processes and conditions so now things are a little better for both of them #fionna the human #fionna campbell #simon petrikov #qiiarts #the lil flashback of #betty grof #fionna and cake #adventure time

[o0kawaii0o]

ROMANCE DAWN TRIO

#I have been drawing more pre time skip stuff then actual recent stuff of OP #pre time skip really just had this dumb (but fun) energy #ah don't get me wrong tho OP is still very much a joy #in case you were actually wondering - yes sanji gave zoro that keychain as a joke but uwu #working on 1 more silly drawing atm! #one piece #op #roronoa zoro #op nami #luffy #monkey d luffy #o0kawaii0o

[changguscomet]

not me sitting at the raptors game yesterday trying to discreetly google "how does a shot clock work"

#I don't understand basketball #it was a fun time tho #raptors lost but what can you do #we met a semi-famous news dude on the underground on the way home though so that was cool #personal

[haliaiii]

Juno’s champion

#uhh spoilers cough cough #had some deep Jason thoughts #rlly feel like he was missed potential tho 😔 #actually fun fact I didn’t know heroes of Olympus was a sequel #so I started it as my first book into the Percy Jackson series and was really confused the entire time lmaooo #anyway my favorite characters are the ones doomed by the narrative #pjo hoo toa #pjo #pjo fanart #jason grace #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #heroes of olympus #trials of apollo #pjo spoilers #my art #art #digital art #fanart #illustration #procreate #haliai art #toa spoilers #the burning maze spoilers

[destiny-islanders]

i get it now

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #astarion #destiny doodles #destiny comics #even as an ace person when this happened to me i was like: yeah i get it. #i did try to burn his hand off tho #i'm playing with a full party of friends so i don't feel like i know what's going on most of the time haha #it's fun tho #reading the comments and tags and omg??? astarion is an ace magnet??? #okay i'm in act 2 now and i see a huge reason why. big spoiler tho so not gonna say but. yeah.

[inkskinned]

love when men cry about body hair bc "it's hygiene" and yet 15% of cis men leave the bathroom without washing their hands at all and an additional 35% only just wet their hands without using soap. that is nearly half of all men. that means statistically you have probably shaken hands with or been in direct contact with one of these people.

love when men say that women "only want money" when it turns out that even in equal-earning homes, women are actually adding caregiver burdens and housework from previous years, whereas men have been expanding leisure time and hobbies. in equal-earning households, men spend an average of 3.5 hours extra in leisure time per week, which is 182 hours per year - a little over a week of paid vacation time that the other partner does not receive. kinda sounds like he wants her money.

love that men have decided women are frail and weak and annoying when we scream in surprise but it turns out it's actually women who are more reliable in an emergency because men need to be convinced to actually take action and respond to the threat. like, actually, for-real: men experience such a strong sense of pride about their pre-supposed abilities that it gets them and their families killed. they are so used to dismissing women that it literally kills them.

love it. told my father this and he said there's lies, damned lies, and statistics. a year ago i tried to get him to evacuate the house during a flash flood. he ignored me and got injured. he has told me, laughing, that he never washes his hands. he has said in the last week that women are just happier when we're cooking or cleaning.

maybe i'm overly nostalgic. but it didn't used to feel so fucking bleak. it used to feel like at least a little shameful to consider women to be sheep. it just feels like the earth is round and we are still having conversations about it being flat - except these conversations are about the most obvious forms of patriarchy. like, we know about this stuff. we've known since well before the 50's.

recently andrew tate tried to justify cheating on his partner as being the "male prerogative." i don't know what the prerogative for the rest of us would be. just sitting at home, watching the slow erosion of our humanity.

#writeblr #warm up #ps edited so it is more clear where “half” of men is coming from: #15% literally don't even touch water #an ADDITIONAL 35% ''wash'' by just running their hands under water WITHOUT SOAP #15+35 =50% #like that is not washing ur hands. go back and use soap #btw the numbers for women are 4% never washing and 15% ''just water'' #which is still gross but like. sooo much better yikes #ps i know we're all gay on this site but watching ppl ''correct'' my math on this has been wild #i have a learning disability im genuinely bad at math so i check EVERY time someone corrects me #but no they're just confidently wrong..... #182 hours is a week babes. 182/24 (number of hours in a day) is ~7.6 #that's where i got that number from. also from rent we know there's 168 hours in a week. #ALSO btw if u read this and ur response is ''men are also struggling rn tho'' like babe you missed the point of it tho #this doesn't even make fun of men it's legit just pointing out that bigotry against women isn't founded #in anything men actually CARE about . like they don't actually CARE about ''being clean'' when they make fun of armpit hair #or they would be WASHING THEIR HANDS. #men pretend to be rollin' in cash and Apex Predators and instead they are trained to be lazy and unwilling to act in emergencies #i have never and will never make fun of men for asking for more support on important topics like DV and mental health. #this is so clearly not about men; it's about how common just being plainly misogynistic has become. #like they don't try to hide it anymore.

[nipuni]

THE DOCTOR We had a pact, him and me. Every star in the universe, we were going to see them all.

My version of The Master and The Doctor in their Academy days 😊

A speedpaint video of this will be available at my Patreon on april 1st!

#doctor who #thoschei #doctor x master #academy era #my art #My thought process for their appearances here was sort of an average between their incarnations #the doctor is mostly taller and has messier and usually lighter hair while the master is shown to have had black hair in a flashback #also since Hartnell had white hair as an old man and we are not sure what color his hair was I thought what if it was always white #I've seen most draw him as blond but couldn't find any sources for it so I just went with this instead because it looks cool #I had fun making Prydonian robes designs!! I would love to design a bunch of Gallifreyan fashion for each Chapter and House it seems so fun #I also wanted to draw a Gallifreyan night!! since I never see any depictions of it even tho the planet should have nights #even if it's a binary system since the orbits would have to be very large for gravitational stability both suns would set at similar times #anyway I'll stop talking lmao 🫡

[madootles]

happy october third!

#asfhadlgajda #AU: ed has an iota of self-control #fullmetal alchemist #roy mustang #riza hawkeye #edward elric #art #fan comic #it's october third y'all #I really picked the best time of the year to fixate on this show #this was so fun I hope it's as funny as I intended although I fear it is not #oh welllll #I have many more sketches and things to finish later but I work tonight so this is it for now #love!!!!! #shout out to the person who pointed out in the hashtags that this just couldn't happen bc ed wouldn't be able to stop himself from reacting #you are correct lmao #I stand by it tho for comedic purposes

[0yorixu]

etho sketch, don't have time to color cuz then I'll spend hours on it and I won't have time to do my school work that I've been procrastinating on

#ethoslab #etho fanart #hermitcraft #hermitcraft smp #hermitcraft fanart #hermitblr #mcyt #mcyt fanart #digital art #sketch #doodle #fanart #my art #i hate doing school work #i hate school i genuinely just want to stay home watching and drawing minecraft ppl #i played batminton with 4 dudes in pe today #we passed it on each other in 5 different spots it was really fun #my right arm is so sore tho #and im physically exhausted cuz im not a sport person #yea thats it now time to cry and do travel work and my eng lit summary

[quimiri]

teamfortes :)

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 sniper #tf2 soldier #tf2 demoman #tf2 spy #tf2 scout #tf2 pyro #tf2 medic #tf2 engineer #tf2 heavy #tf2 ms pauling #tf2 saxton hale #and a pile of garbage to fill space :) #my art #these freaks are so shaped #they were very fun to draw had a good time #very silly game started playing it again for a bit #I still absolutely suck at it tho lmao

[whumpacabra]

Sometimes you look something up for medical accuracy, understand the topic entirely, and then choose to ignore everything you just learned.

For the ✨drama ✨

#not whump #beans speaks #personal #listen I see you guys who love and respect the recovery timeline for concussions and dislocations and stabbings. much love to y’all. #maybe I’m a bad whump writer cause like. immediate acute injury? hell yea. long term chronic results of injury? hell yea. #injury that impairs for a month or two with ‘rest’ and ‘no strenuous activity’ being the recommended treatment during that time? #ehhhhh not my cupa. have fun tho you guys are awesome and way stronger than me I don’t have the patience for mid term recovery writing.

[keylimesiren]

crack idea no one asked for:

yona ends up being to zelda what sidon is to link, and zelda and link agonize together over their shared confusing feelings and wonder if all zora royalty are just Like This

#totk #tears of the kingdom #lady yona #zelda #yona #legend of zelda #this idea came from roleswap actually bc I think yona and zelda would get along great #sidon is having a less fun time tho unfortunately #my art #totk roleswap #this is a no yona hate zone btw I hope she and Sidon are very happy together #this can be interpreted as platonic or romantic

[illithiddatingsim]

put peepaw down, halsin!!!

(original post under the cut)

#my art #bg3 #fun fact if you have a high enough strength stat you can pick withers up and throw him at people in camp and they won’t get mad the 1st time #i would never do that to my beloved peepaw but i’ve seen it happen #baldur's gate iii #baldur's gate 3 #withers #halsin #bg3 withers #bg3 halsin #shitpost #baldur’s gate 3 #bg3 fanart #bg3 memes #also pls don’t rep0st this without permission (sending to ppl/group chats is fine tho) #greatest hits #mausolart

[hajihiko]

don't know what to draw, draw hugs

#an art #sdr2 #fuyuhiko kuzuryu #hajime hinata #kuzuhina #Been a while. Got nothing to say though.... #Went to the dentist. Only after that do I have tooth pain. Hoping I don't have to pay more money #Also I accidentally tripped on mushrooms and did some dumb shit but that's for some other time. It was fun tho