#it's crazy hearing his lines and how perfect they fit into everything knowing he knows jack shit abt the games lmao

[dimiclaudeblaigan]

ben diskin is one of the best things fire emblem has ever had and i brook no argument

#DCB Comments #he even said he doesn't rly know anything abt FE bc he doesn't play the genre #he doesn't even rly know the plot! amazing that his lines make it sound like #he knows EXACTLY what he's going on. like obvs he has a director helping and all but like #before I saw that video where he mentioned that I'd have never guessed he just #had absolutely no idea about the material he was working with bc he hits all the right notes and stuff #it's crazy hearing his lines and how perfect they fit into everything knowing he knows jack shit abt the games lmao #just speaks to his talent imo but it also makes me want to look for other stuff he's in just to hear him voice other characters #DCB Three Houses Stuff #DCB Three Hopes Stuff

[toniiswrld]

stepping off my perv!riize soapbox because fwb!Eunseok crept into my mind. fwb!Eunseok would be such a trip. he's super great in bed (duh) and is just such a sweetheart that people would expect you to fall for him. it wouldn't even be difficult to do. he's everything a girl could want in a man, yet you still never saw him in that way.

Eunseok on the other hand... (anyone that has been around you two for longer than 2 seconds: so, you're in love with her, right? Eunseok: nuh uh!! same person: fuck you mean nuh uh!?) he's literally obsessed with you. he's always texting you. always buying you random presents. you know how there are a million and one couple holidays in Korea?? he's not so subtly celebrating everyone with you. like,,,, the couple allegations get crazy, but EUNSEOK'S the one embarrassed about it when it's his fault in the first place.

you never wanted to cross the line bc you knew going into this that it was just sex and occasionally hanging out. the more often you two hung out, the more you started to fall for him. you started to push away, but he kept being so sweet, kept seeking you out, kept buying you gifts, kept taking you out for fancy dinners, kept loving you.

the whole situationship thing reached a peak one night after another lovely "not a date" date with Eunseok. the second the two of you entered his apartment, he had you pushed against his door, his mouth crashing into yours. before you know it, he's hitting it from the back in a half-assed doggy because you can barely hold yourself up, it feels so good. the closer you get to cumming, the more wobbly your arms get. that is until you give up and flop onto your belly. Eunseok fully pushes himself on top of you, his chest to your back. all you can hear is his breathing, groans, and babbling in your ear. he just kept repeating "you're so good for me" "you feel so good" "needed you so bad". you started to zone out, focusing on how good you felt, until you heard the words "i love you so fucking much" pass his lips. you both froze. he pulled out and moved to sit on the edge of the bed. you turned over and the first thing you saw was how red his ears were. you go to touch his shoulder and he turns around with red eyes and starts rambling about how sorry he is and how he crossed a line. you kiss him to shut up before whispering a soft "i love you too" back.

okay,,, this ended up wayyyyyy more fluffyish and longer than i intended. anyways, here's kinda pathetic!fwb!Eunseok! coming next: maybe perv!Sunchan? maybe perv!Anton? maybe something else entirely??? I DON'T EVEN KNOW!! 😱😱

-🎀

eunseok losing the idgaf war deep in pussy is crazy but real af… like he’s so in denial about his true feelings in fear of you not feeling the same so he doesn’t even realize how the fwb turned into a situationship until he’s wayyyy too deep to turn back, and his nonchalant act coming to bite him in the ass the minute he gets a slight realization that he’s so close to having you but could lose you so fast of he didn’t act now. he’s planning on taking you out and then confessing but he gets so distracted by your beauty and then once he’s inside you those three words just leave him without him realizing and you’re both like 🫣🫢🤨

but this whole time you were waiting for eunseok to finally just claim you as his instead of playing with your emotions like he’s been doing these last months, like who takes their fwb to a 5 star restaurant and gives her a hello kitty money bouquet… eunseok lock tf in please

also the dick? is fire…. you aren’t going anywhere when eunseok fucks you completely stupid every time even when he’s slow, forcing you to look at him while he makes you cum basically a soul tie atp and he doesn’t want you fucking other people, even if you two weren’t together and he’s not fucking anyone else either. tells you his cock is the perfect fit for your pussy and anyone else would be a waste of time <3

after his pussy drunk confession you two talk it out and finally make it official and he finishes what he started and goes back to giving you the best dick of your life as your boyfriend 🙂‍↕️

kinda looking forward to perv sungchan but ill take all your ideas no matter what they make me lightheaded in the best way possible 🎀 anon

#toniiswrld 💌 #toniiswrld☆hard hours #riize hard hours #eunseok hard hours #toniiswrld༄🎀 anon

[becca-e-barnes]

Hiii I have nothing to do at work so of course I have to day dream about different dark!Bucky scenarios (I do not condone cheating but this is really hot to me aaaa)😩 like imagine your husband and Bucky have always had an ongoing rivalry, They worked together, went to college together, hated every ounce of each other. One night you’re at the bar with your friends when Bucky comes over to you and buys you drink after drink after drink, taking you back to his house. He’s throwing you on his bed and ripping your clothes off, kissing you hungrily. “Get ready baby, this is gonna be much tougher than you’re used to.” “Please.” “Yeah? Is he not satisfying you baby? This pretty pussy deserves to be treated right, luckily I’m here now.” He’s so rough with you, fucking you harshly, the dirty talking is driving you crazy. He’s so cocky and cruel, bending you in several different positions and pounding into you for hours. If only you had seen the camera… (part 2??? Bucky making your husband watch the video 😭) -💒

This, a thousand times over 😵‍💫 and I can just imagine throwing all the stuff at him that you wouldn't dream of doing with your husband. Maybe your husband really doesn't let you explore your fantasies and if you've got one chance to do that, you're determined to take it.

Especially if Bucky is quite a bit rougher than you're used to while still being so respectful. He got the impression that you're not being fucked how you want to be and he wants to give you everything you dream of when you touch yourself. He's not necessarily rough with you because he wants to be. He's rough because that's what you want.

If he's feeling extra filthy too, he'd fuck you in the bed you share with your husband. You're on your hands and knees on the bed, presenting your glistening pussy to him, enjoying the sensation of him smearing your arousal over the tip of his cock.

"Fuck, do you know how bad I want this?" He hums quietly, trailing his leaking tip over your slick folds. "Do you know how badly I want to press inside you? You've made such a mess. Bet you feel like fuckin' Heaven and he doesn't even appreciate it."

With his free hand, Bucky grabs a handful of your ass, squeezing just enough that you feel it hurt.

"Don't want to rush this though." His tip lines up with your entrance, teasing the little fluttering hole and God, you're desperate. "I want to take my time. Want to make sure every time your head hits this pillow, you remember how it feels to have every. Last. Inch of me slip inside you."

You can't have him wait any longer though so you press your hips back onto him, feeling just the tip slide into you. "Good girl, that's it. Fuck yourself on me. You need this, don't you? You need to be fucked right for a change."

He's not wrong. You couldn't stop now, even if you wanted to so you keep going, taking all of him. The weight of him inside you is delightful.

"Oh God, you're perfect. You feel like you were made for me." He doesn't dare move. Instead, he takes a second to just enjoy the wet heat of your body and the snug fit of you around his cock.

"You are. A fucking. Dream." He tests the water with a few shallow thrusts, rutting his tip against the sweet spot inside you. You're so wet, you're convinced you must be dripping onto the sheets and your eyes roll back in your head at the very thought.

This is how sex is supposed to feel. You didn't think you could crave anyone the way you do now. "Buck, please." You whimper, rolling your hips back against him, pressing him as deep inside you as possible. "Don't be gentle."

You hear him groan and feel his fingertips trail down your spine, making you arch your back into the bed. "Is that what you need, sweetheart? Can tell just by looking at you that you need it hard and fast and rough tonight. I'll be gentle with you tomorrow morning, I promise. Gotta work some of that tension out of you first. Bet you haven't cum in months."

You don't like that he can tell so easily but you're not surprised either. The first sharp thrust knocks the air from your lungs but all you hear is a pathetic sob, followed by the crack of a hard spank to your ass and the blossoming, stinging pain he's inflicted.

You're not surprised that it only makes you wetter.

#asks answered <3 #💒 anon #becca writes spice #bucky barnes x reader smut #bucky barnes smut #I've got no words for what I've just written #I think I made myself dizzy #I want to give this like nine more parts eughhhhhh #and I think I'll definitely give it at least one more #tw: cheating #there's nothing I love more than finding someone you just click with #I usually stick with the same hairdresser #but my hair was sitting weird and I was desperate to get it cut so I went to a different stylist at the same place I usually go to #and we just vibed #she's the coolest #within half an hour we were planning how she's gonna tell the new man she's seeing that she's starting her first round of IVF #We talked the entire 3 hours I was there #and she said she hopes her daughter turns out like me 🥺🥺 #like no girl I swear you don't #but that's the sweetest thing anyone's ever said

[yeyayeya]

I’ve wanted to make this post for a while but wanted to wait until the dub was officially over so

My Final Thoughts on the TGCF Season 2 English Dub

Howard Wang as Xie Lian is fucking perfect. Every single time he spoke it just, I don’t know how to properly put it into words, except it is so well done?? But when XL started basically having a mental breakdown in front of Hua Cheng after Lang Qianqiu found out about the truth of the Gilded Banquet, holy fuck did the emotions just hit me in the feels. The scream and he emotional fatigue after? Xie Lian’s voice is perfection omg

Shoutout to James Cheek for just voicing the gayest character ever (Hua Cheng) and writing the gayest script for TGCF. While I liked his voice in the first season, but I wasn’t the biggest fan of it. It wasn’t until the second season where almost everything improved, and James’s voice for Hua Cheng? *chef’s kiss*. Okay but at least tone down the gayness a bit. And seeing someone who has read the novel and having little easter eggs for the novel readers for them to go insane over is incredible. I’m going to miss his voice in Season 3 since they’re going to have to cast someone else as Hong’er, but that’s ok.

Male and Female Shi Qingxuan: OMG??? Perfect casting. I just know they both put so much effort into them and I am eternally grateful. They just sound like the best of friends (they are). Every single line from them was so fucking iconic, which is accurate to the Wind Master’s character. I love both their voices so much you don’t understand.

Lang Qianqiu: AAHHHHH. My son, my boy, they gave him justice and I am so happy. First read through of TGCF, I only cared for HuaLian, but reading it again has made me appreciate and fall in love with the side characters, with Lang Qianqiu being one of them. I’ll say it did take a bit for me to adjust to it, but he sounds so much like an anime protagonist that I am ok with it. Another perfect casting. I’m going to be so fucking sad that he won’t appear for such a long time, and while he does get brought up occasionally, his last appearance is going to be the finale. I’ll miss you my son 😔

Jun Wu: ASDFGHJKL. He sounds like such a manipulative/toxic ex and a father figure at the same time. wtf. But his voice is so sexy tho. I don’t like it but I do. And I thought his original Chinese voice was hot, and then the English one goes and surprises me. I hate that I love it

Qi Rong: Perfection, glorious, fucking incredible. HIS VA IS PERFECT. Original was slaying so hard, and English? Fucking killing it. He was actually the one I was looking forward to the most, and he 👏 did 👏 not👏 disappoint. I won’t get over the perfect casting. Ever. The crazy and mad laughs? The insults I’ve never heard about but decided to keep in mind? Literally everything. I’m sorry I can’t get over how great his voice is

Feng Xin and Mu Qing (of course together): I am so biased towards Lucien Dodge, so I immediately loved his voice for him. He slaying that tsundere cat boy vibe so well. I will admit that his voice made me like his character more tbh. Ok but Feng Xin’s? Every time I hear it, I always need at least 30 seconds to get used to it. Idk why. I don’t hate it, and I actually love it, but he sounds so much like a dad it’s so funny. I still love him tho.

Pei Ming: 😳. No but that was actually my reaction to his voice. Why is every single god’s voice so hot. Please calm down. I really did not like Pei Ming at first but damn. I can actually understand why every single woman went weak with him.

Ling Wen: While she didn’t get as much dialogue this season, I’ll still count her. I’ve heard some drama relating to her voice actress from a while back but I’m not bringing it up rn. But her English voice is almost exactly the same as the original, just, different languages of course. She has such a unique voice and it’s quite pleasing to hear. She also sounds a bit like Siri but it fits her character

Other major characters that got only a few lines but still slayed their roles (Ming Yi, Pei Xiu, Jian Lan, Yin Yu): Hello?? Can I be patient to hear their voices again? Probably not, but please I need more of them. Ming Yi sounded hot since he took voice lessons from Hua Cheng, Pei Xiu sounded like such a little wet cat (wtf where did this crush on him come from), Jian Lan slayed because she is such an underrated queen, and Yin Yu? I WAS NOT EXPECTING A DEEP VOICE FROM WTF. I will say I do prefer his Chinese VA a little more due to it being more in character with him sounding soft and somewhat tired. But I enjoy his confident and announcing voice. They should keep him for the QuanYin flashbacks.

All in all, perfect cast. I don’t have twitter/X but I see things from the VA’s from time to time. And seeing them interact with the fandom and trying to give more to their characters makes me so happy. I just desperately need for more of the characters to have voices (aka Shi Wudu, Quan Yizhen, Mei Nianqing, Yushi Huang, Male!Ling Wen, White-No-Face). Give me more please.

Please check out the dub it’s so fucking great.

#yeyarants #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #heaven official's blessing #mxtx #mxtx tgcf #mo xiang tong xiu #tgcf donghua #tgcf dub #tgcf season 2 #xie lian #hua cheng #feng xin #mu qing #pei ming #shi qingxuan #jun wu #ling wen #qi rong #lang qianqiu #ming yi #jian lan #pei xiu #yin yu #hualian

[cranberrie07]

I think the one thing we as and audience don’t understand about Alhaitham is that people believing he has no problems may actually be one of his problems.

This comes from hearing the experience of a real life person I met, I don’t know them very well but they fit the stereotype of a young genius. There are very smart and excel in subjects like math, science, physics etc. A teacher once recounted a story about how they dooodled a map of our province so detailed it had rivers she didn’t even know. As well as how she would get them to calculate numbers for her on the spot lol. You get the point.

They seem perfect, and even though I know they have thier own problems, knowing and understanding are two different things.

I’m in a class with them and it was during mental health/disability awareness month, and we were discussing the topic.

They shared thier experience being on the ASD spectrum (Autism Spectrum Disorder), they mentioned having to actually learn, as in physically remember how to read peoples emotions and respond to social ques. Like as in they weren’t born knowing that, it just didn’t come naturally to them like everyone else and they had to actually learn it.

Which was crazy to me, as I, being the exact opposite, had that always come naturally, in a way, to me.

It made me think that as I am seeing the confident and great public speaker version of them they may have not always been that way.

And during the conversation someone mentioned about them being ‘perfect’ because they excel at everything at school, or academically in general. Which seemed to frustrate them.

Then I think our teacher interjected and said something along the lines of, that they have different struggles then their peers, as in they don’t struggle academically but still have thier own struggles and weak pints in general. Which they seemed to agree with. (Idk I might not be remembering this probably)

But I do remember it seemed like a moment where our teacher understood them.

Then further into the discussion someone said “you sure know a lot about this”, replied with “yeah, I’ve heard about it my whole life”. They seemed quite frustrated and worn when they said it. I can infer that was referring to people telling them what to think and do with having ASD, thier whole lives.

(Side Note; this lead to everyone agreeing that saying learning disorders like ASD, ADHD, Dyslexia, neurodiversity in general, etc, should be cured is harmful which I as someone with ADHD, agree with, as it’s, well, we see it as a part of us and even though it can be treated and mitigated, it can’t be ‘cured’ as it’s just how are brains work naturally!)

So overall it was a very good learning experience for me to hear about the struggles of someone at the opposite end of the neurodiversity spectrum than me. and I thought it would be good to share so others can learn more about it as well!

I also want to quickly note that the person I’m mentioning really is just a normal being, like talking to them they hold a conversation normally and are really funny and pleasant to be around.

And I know the ASD ‘not understanding human emotion’ stereotype has been popularized in media by characters like Sheldon from the Big Bang theory, and I do know that getting social ques and they like is a legitimate struggle for many and I do not mean to invalidate you, or your struggles, but I think we can give Alhaitham a little more credit, even Kaveh mentions ‘he understands emotions just fine he just choices to ignore them’. (I don’t know much about how this trope has effected those with ASD but if I’ve said something wrong here or offensive please, let me know!)

So overall this made me think about this in the context of Alhaitham and his character, and that it might be very frustrating for him to be around people at the acedemia who ausume he’s perfect because he excels in academics and other areas in his life.

All nerodiverse are valid in thier struggles and deserve support no matter how high, or low functioning they are!

Don’t know how this turned into neurodiversity awareness but hope you enjoyed! ~

and remember, you, are, important !

#genshin impact #alhaitham #adhd #ASD #kaveh #neurodiversity #neurodiversity awareness #ASD struggles #alhaitham genshin

[feuerspirit]

Makkinen+12 (in grief) or 40 ( the world is ending)

Michael is leaving Australia, he can't afford to throw their careers and lives under the feet of his own anxiety, people will have too many questions if he stays here, and, worse, he knows that people will have answers. It would be too obvious. Too open to the whole world in his despair.

Michael returns every week. He sits on the edge of his bed, presses his hip against Mika's thigh, takes his limp hand in his own, the skin is cold and soft, the muscles are completely relaxed. Mika looks peaceful, but at the same time painfully lifeless. Michael managed to get used to it in a few weeks: to a face that was too calm, the color too pale even for his inexperienced northern skin, too shallow breathing, so weak that at first Michael was seriously worried about not hearing him until the nurse calmed him down.

He gently strokes Mika's thigh through the fabric of the thin blanket.

"You're going to bankrupt me on these flights soon. If you wanted to get me out of business, there're easier and safer ways."

Michael offers him a timid smile. The doctor told him that it is useful to talk to people in a coma, but Michael is still not so sure about teasing. He is uncomfortable with the silence in response, he wants Mika to wake up again, to answer his jokes, to tease him in response. Maybe, Michael thinks in a slight fit of madness developing here, in silence and solitude, by the crystal bed, so fragile that sometimes Michael was afraid to touch it. Maybe Mika, a stubborn, defiant asshole, would have woken up just to never leave the last word with Michael, to never let him enjoy even a small victory not won in the fight with him. He needs Mika so much that it's ridiculous.

Michael stays with him for a few more days, talking and just going about his business, constantly touching Mika as much as he can, as if if he doesn't touch him, Mika will suddenly disappear.

Michael flies away and returns again, winning the Grand Prix. He sleeps at his bedside, experiencing jet lag, and his coach is so unhappy with how Michael knocks down his regime and puts everything on the line for God knows what (he doesn't want to tell him the real reason why he is never at home). At first he comes with hope, maybe this time Mika will wake up? Maybe at least move? But every time Mika is still in the same position as he was when Michael left him, only the nurses occasionally move him, taking care of his body.

Hope gives way to despair. Despair to grief.

There're two Grands Prix waiting for them in the next two weeks, Michael knows that he will not have time to fly to Australia, to the other side of the world, not when he still has to give his all to racing, he knows that Mika would not approve of such self-sacrifice either. Mika would push him to chase for as long as he can.

Mika was crazy.

Mika was a reflection of himself.

Michael needed him even more than he was willing to admit.

He checks if everything is fine before leaving, he won't be back here for at least half a month. He wants Mika not to need anything, even if he doesn't really need much right now, it's important for Michael that Mika is in perfect conditions until he can look after him personally.

"Do me a favor. Wake up without waiting for my return, so that you can rub it in my face later, as I'll definitely cry because of this," he says goodbye, bending low over him. Mika doesn't react. Sure.

Michael squints and rests his forehead against Mika's warm forehead, snorts softly.

"You never simplify my life," Michael kisses him, superficially, but bitterly, everything that they did not express to each other, did not want or did not have time, on his lips when he presses against Mika's dry lips.

Part of him ironically thought that Mika could wake up now, just because it would be so funny, so in his spirit – another reason to give DC a reason to joke about princesses, but in this irony there is part of a barely glimmer of hope. Mika remains motionless.

"Please…"

Says Michael, closing the door behind him.

#f1 fic #michael x mika #michael schumacher #mika hakkinen #writing games #12 #makkinen

[spookyserenades]

Dana!!! I hope you're feeling better and I can't thank you enough for giving us trouville for FREE!! We're truly spoiled with this story 😔 some thoughts:

- the Jimin moment was so sweet, I love our yeehaw boy. I'll kiss his boo boos away any day and i'd also sick him with the hello kitty bandaid too cuz we live an aesthetic lifestyle

- love the mystery gang team, so much development in their segment, its crazy what a late night van drive will do to people lol

- i like also got a headache when MC was thinking about how much a Disney trip for 8 people would cost. In THIS economy? Sorry Hoseok you're just gonna have to freeze. I know she must have a lot saved up from when she was a vet but paying for a house that big and for so many people? She's a money mastermind

- Alice is such a fun character, I'm glad she suggested making the boys jealous so they'd maybe be kicked into high gear, she's doing the lord work cuz we were all thinking it. What more shenanigans will this open us up to 🤔👀

- I stg I'm ot7 but jeezus trouville yoongi does in fact own my entire being, I want him in a way concerning to feminism and so does MC lol. That spicy part was everything but I was so scared someone would walk in on them but thankfully that didn't happen, I would have freaked!!!!

- Jin and MC cooking!!!! Thats my husband fr and speaking of which- WE GOT HIM BOYS, THATS ANOTHER ONE IN THE BAG!!!!!!!! WE'RE 2 FOR 7 ON BAGGING THE TROUVILLE BOYS!!! 😤😤😤 IT FEELs SO GOOD 😫😫😫 THE WAY I SCREECHED. So so so so so good. Perfect place to leave us for next chapter I'm extremely excited! ❤

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AHH HI LOVE! I am finally feeling better whewww boy I forgot what it's like to be sickly LMAO. Excited to hear your thoughts about the newest update hehe, thank you for reading and sending in your precious feedback 🥺

I love the little moments MC has with Jimin!!! I hope he's giving hopeless romantic in Trouvaille, I think it's fitting for his rancher background, and his Libraness fhdksafd. I also love the visual of manly cowboy Jimin with the Hello Kitty bandaid, he probably looked down at it a bunch afterwards and blushed thinking about MC AHHHH!! The mystery gang, omg. My literal DREAM is to formulate a paranormal investigation team, ESPECIALLY with Namkook. Just having Joon's insightfulness and Jeongguk's fearlessness I think it would be absolutely perfect. I can't wait to write more about their adventures in all of the upcoming chapters!

HA SCREAMINGGGG No like she'd need a small loan of a million dollars for a Disney trip with all of them. It would be such a cute little drabble or plot arc to write though, all of them going on rides and whatnot. Or spicy hotel smut lol Lucky MC inherited that house from her grandparents, and her dad ended up being wealthy from his contributions to hybrid cardiology surgery, so she was pretty much born into deep pockets LOL... that's the beauty of fiction, we get to pretend we were born into bottomless wealth 💀

AH I'm so glad you like Alice 🥺 It was important to me that MC had other friends besides the hybrids! You need some friends to confide in, not just romantic interests, and MC's friends are supportive but also give her reality checks when she needs them. Alice is soooo real for telling her use jealousy to her advantage, considering MC is a little avoidant of confrontation LOL.

fdkasf BESTIE I'm hyung line (Namjoon ult) biased, and Trouvaille Yoongi is seriously trying to snatch me away from my other three. I, too, need him biblically, and would let him have his way with me 💀 AH the smut.... he's such a giver, definitely a soft dom 🥰 I'd dieeee too if one of the others walked in. Thankfully, they were the only two at home during that scene!

JINNIE COOKING CLASS. I love love lovedddd writing that scene, Seokjin is such husband material and especially in Trouvaille, he deserves to have fun with a new hobby 🥺 AND FINALLY ANOTHER CONFESSION!!!! Seokjin hasn't been subtle with his feelings, especially in the past few chapters, so I'm glad he was finally brave enough to fess up. MC was probably relieved that she didn't have to do it first 😭💀 AH I'm excited to see how she reacts in the next chapter hehee!

Thank you for reading the latest update and sending me all of your thoughts bestie 💜💜💜

#asks #trouvaille #dana's thoughts #🍒 anon

[abzurdistandro]

your friend eddie

rating : explicit

pairing : eddie and y/n

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summary : so you're a stalker and you watch him zerk it...what happens next?

notes : hey guys! sorry that i haven’t posted in a while. yknow how it is, but i got my computer finally! so i hope that i’ll be posting and updating a lot more now. i also have got a super tedious apush assiagnemt for the summer, but i’ll work around that. anyways, i hope you guys like this little fic!

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you’ve been observing the green-eyed brunette that sits in front of you in your home room and history class for the past few months.

he was new at your school, and he was quite odd. he usually always wore green, he would have a new type of rubicks cube almost every day varying in complexity, and he was always telling riddles or jokes. to everyone.

he would rave about his puzzle room that he would broadcast to everybody. when he got a new game or added new posters to his wall, he would always show them off to you. you thought that it was adorable how his eyes would glisten and he would try to hide his smile as you would say something along the lines of ‘wow eddie, you’ve got great taste!’ it was a small praise, but he never failed to make him blush.

you would sit with him at lunch sometimes when selina wasn’t there. he would bring the same boring lunch of a few carrots, some apple slices and a ham sandwich.

you lived across the street from him which was also very conveinent for you. you saw right into his bathroom window. he would shower every night and every morning, and he would shave every other day. he seemed very thorough with it too, and all that work payed of extremely well. when he would come to school after a night (almost an hour every other night) of shaving, he would smell like he just walked out of bath and body works.

one night, you went to go check out where his bedroom was (so you could watch him get changed), but you found the world renowned puzzle room. you waited for about an hour to see what he was working on, and he was piecing together some lego set. it looked pretty big, and eventually he got frustrated and quit. he glanced out the window in this fit of rage, but you where meticulous enough shift out of his vision.

and then, he sat back on his chair.

and that’s when you saw it

he shimmied his belt off and unbuttoned his pants and started rubbing his dick. and then, he went to go look at his phone and opened up an tumblr profile which (even from the window) looked a lot like yours. it has the same color scheme and everything, with only a two pictures of your face. you didn’t know for sure, but you still liked to watch him jerk off and try to keep in his moans.

the first time you didn’t take any pictures since you were just so caught up in the moment. but after a few visits you decided to take a few for good measure. not all of them came out great, but the one that you loved the most was the one you kept under your pillow.

it was a shot of him with his shirt unbuttoned with his pants down and all. it was the perfect money shot, albeit he already had cum all over his dick already (it was his second time around). and then he left to go upstairs and shower, so you rushed home to watch the show.

between the shower and the picture, you were already worked up but you had a better idea on how to get yourself off.

you decided to call up eddie so he could “help” you on some “work”. luckily, he jumped at the opportunity, and before you know it, you could hear those moans that he was mouthing all for yourself. now here’s the question; was he good at giving head? absolutely not. he was too shy to really do anything too crazy, but that made you ten times hotter. you could tell he was a virgin by just looking at him, but you thought it was just adorable how inexperienced he was. he constantly looked up for your approval and asked “am i doing it right?” or “am i making you feel good?” and all you would tell him is to “go a little harder sweetheart”. while you ran your hand through his shaggy brown hair.

after he finished you off, he would lay his head on the bottom of your stomach and just let you keep playing with his hair before you propped him up so he was sitting on the edge of your bed.

he looked over at you with doe eyes and asked you “what are you gonna do to me?” in a high pitch voice. he almost seemed scared, but you could see him twitching in his pants.

and then, his phone lit up.

mom: where are you?

he scrambled to open his phone and frantically texted his that he was at your house, but something caught your eye.

his background and lock screen were both pictures of you.

you looked over at him and smugly smiled; you said “i like your background eddie”, you looked up at him, he looked like he was about to cry from embarrassment and then you looked back down to see him still rock hard, so you pulled his pants down to his mid thigh. at this point, he was running his hands through his hair and sweating. he almost knew that you wouldn’t let him touch himself, and then he whimpered out:

“can you please…touch me?”

you held his hips and kissed him and said: “if you answer some questions first eddie,” which was met with another panicked stream of yes’s and i will’s.

you worked you way down to his neck and asked in a whispery tone “can i see your phone ed?”, which was met with him slowly moving his shaky hand over to his phone and handing it to you. you opened up his lock screen and saw the picture you took a few days ago.

“i’m sorry i’m sorry please don’t get mad i know i’m a creep,” he started before you cut him off with a smack to the cheek.

“i didn’t ask you to apologize eddie.” he stayed quiet as you worked his shirt off all the while you gave him more kisses and he softly whispered “i’m sorry” again, which was also met with another smack before his eyes welled up.

“i’ll be a good boy for you” he answered back quickly after the hit.

“you’ll be a good boy for who?” you had asked him

“for mommy...” he said through his sniffles. you held his face and gave him yet another kiss of congratulations. at first you where shocked that he knew what to say, but you weren’t surprised.

you kept kissing him until you gave into his winces and whimpers. you started stroking him and he started to moan your name a little bit louder.

“eddie you’re so cute” you said in adoration while his dick twitched in you hand with the praise.

you kept working at him for a while until he said “mommy im going to-”. he could hardly fininsh his words, until you saw teh very same shot you got with your camera just a few hours before.

“thank you mommy.” he said under his breath while his glasses fogged up which got a laugh out of you. you just loved seeing him so pathedic and vaunrable.

he had come all over himself, and he looked like he was goig to cry from the shame that had pooled up in his body.

you handed him one of your dirty shirts on the floor to clean up with for the time being.

he said “thank you” in a sorrowed tone, so you replied with “you’re very welcome eddie” in an attempt to cheer him up.

he got his clothes back on and you walked him to the door.

“you should come check out my puzzle room after school tomorrow.

“i’d be more than happy to.”

notes : probs some spelling errors in there and pacing problems, i’m sorry. i’m super tired. i’ll probably go back and fix them when i get the energy, but i hope you all are doing good:))

#paul franklin fucken dano #the riddler #paul dano #edward nashton #fanfic #ao3 #ao3 fanfic #hot #smut #the riddler 2022 #edward nygma #ed nygma #edward nashton smut

[sllowshow]

🏡 + casey farb

this guy SUCKS. his kids should be allowed to murder him. he has 8 kids that he knows of, and his relationships with all of them are different. i think he has in the past tried to design like father's day camping trips and shit with as many as possible, but it just doesn't work out. gonna go in order of the elfbar post. and also put it under a cut bc its a long one.

starting on a strong note i do think titus is his favorite kid. and i think he like doesn't outright say it but there's some preferential treatment there. he's his perfect boy he gives off everything casey thinks he gives off, there's something insane and masculine that projects big about him. but even being loved by casey is a double edged sword, because it also comes with being most involved in his bullshit. like you're the number one kid he's going to call when he's in the holding cell, you're the one he's always trying to get involved in whatever crackpot scheme he's up to this week. in the long run, it may be better to be off his radar, but he won't shut up about how he sees so much of himself in titus (because he's a narcissist) and how proud he is of him.

karma is babygirl. she's the only daughter he's in consistent contact with, so he gets to put all of his "i'll kill any guy who tries to date you" energy into her. she probably gets away with the most with him because of that, i think he has a way higher bar for the boys, so whatever karma says goes as far as he's concerned (now perhaps whitney pulls the breaks on that. but he sure wont). again though i think it's double edged because it sure seems like he's just unilaterally more interested in the boys. which isn't fair to her. but i suppose the benefits win out here they probably have one of the more positive relationships.

i don't think he talks about jace. i think he still is not equipped to really unpack that loss. he isn't comfortable with the grief, and for that reason, he just leaves it unsaid. he kind of shuts down whenever it comes up. he disappears on the twins birthday.

i think his relationship with colson is really strained for a few reasons. first of all i don't think he knows what to do with them. they don't fit in any of the boxes casey knows: they're not a son he can place the crown of traditional farb man masculinity onto. they're not a cutie daughter he can spoil in his own fucked up way. they are in consistent contact with him, which is more than some of his kids can say, but it's more because they have a relationship with whitney that requires being around/getting along with casey. the elephant in the room though is always jace. casey's very much tried to avoid that conversation to a point where he's overlooking colson as well, even though they're separate people and colson is still here to have a relationship with.

mycah is not blood but is a farbling in that he made a huge deal about how she lived mostly with them growing up. their relationship is tumultuous: sometimes she gets to be another one of his babygirls, but there are lines she can cross where he throws the fact that he helped raise her into her face, like he didn't Have to do that etc. but i think she's just as good as dishing it back to him, and they are skilled at like having a blow out screaming at eachother fight but then they both cool down and move on. neither of them has the capacity to make it that serious.

i think he and skeeter see their relationship in different ways. casey looks at skeeter and thinks he's soft. he thinks this is a kid who needs to learn how to be a man (because who's gonna do it otherwise? his mom? his mom's lesbian lover?) so he's always made an effort to reach out and include him in things. but in my head skeeter is innocent little baby who just doesn't pick up on that as much as he could. like he's hearing the sermon and all and finds that annoying but is less upset by the fact that that's what their relationship is. kind of like a haha family can be crazy perspective when its like oh no that man is demented in some way. skeeter perhaps stop putting up with that.

mavrick really genuinely does not have many kind feelings for casey i think he's the kid who feels the most slighted/left out in the cold in his relationship with casey. multiple times in his life, i think he's tried to go no contact, and they make it a while without speaking, but casey will show up at his work or mavrick will make an effort to see one of his siblings and casey will check wind and crash. he's never let casey meet someone he was dating and he doesn't plan to start any time soon. the less this guy knows about his life the better. and i think he really does struggle with knowing that's half of him. i was joking about him sterilizing himself but ultimately i do think he's very conflicted about having biological children, because he doesn't want to look at his kids and see casey. if he does ever have a family, he wants it to be his own, and be one of the only things his dad can't taint.

the additional two known kids are both daughters (one grew up with her mom uptown. her mom told him she was pregnant and gave him a chance to be involved but eventually cut him out of their lives. they're not in touch now and none of his other kids have met her.) [the other he sees a few times a year. she's met at least his kids with whitney. she considers her step-dad more of a dad though. she calls him casey, never dad.]

[taytayswiftly]

@skarsbill - continued from [ xxx ]

"you probably curse paperwork all of the time trying to fit everything into those boxes that aren't long enough." he said with a laugh. "my step-mom hyphened hers when they got married and my sister didn't change her last name at all. so do with that as you will." he couldn't imagine how much longer anya's name would become adding his into it without dropping anything that is. except he was looking forward to seeing what she was going to do. the brit was right, some people did have four houses and bill wondered how they made adequate time to spend time in all of them. the mere fact that he had one, an apartment really, and was rarely home made him feel disconnected with his stuff at times. he'd really feel disconnected if he had three more places that he rarely saw. two? that seemed a bit more doable and it was a short enough plane ride of two hours; where they could spend adequate time in each place. "we could. it would be way more doable than four houses.. those people are crazy by the way. it also makes sense for us to have one in london and stockholm because that's where our families are. if we lived in another place it would be more of a hassle in the long run. after working and getting home the last thing we want to do is make a long ass flight to see family no matter how much we love them." getting home from south africa had been an all day affair for him and if he lived in la, going to see family after that would have been rough. listening to her suggest eloping in london since they were already here and the surprise trip brought a smile to his face. "do you think we could do it at hyde park in the rose garden? not that i'm opposed to city hall, it was just a suggestion. does this mean i have to tell you what the surprise trip was going to be?" planning the trip for them had been hard as far as nailing down a date. things came up -- like cannes, work, and now their elopement; alas he knew that the date would get sorted out eventually. every time they talked about their future together his heart grew more with the love that he felt for her. there was no one else in the world for bill, she was everything he could ask for in a woman. bill laughed, "i just had the most frightening thought about us having kids.. i hope they don't get the ability to do the pennywise smile from me. but eighty percent of the family can do it so.. oh lord help us there."

——- ❝ Oh , definitely , ❞ she laughed along with bill . hearing about his step mom and sister , anya gave a little nod of her head , a soft smile crossing her reddish coloured lips . ❝  thanks for sharing , love -- in all do time , you'll know what i'll do with my name when we marry . ❞  the blonde kissed the tip of the swede's nose before leaning back where she was sitting , across from him . the idea of keeping a place in london as well one in sweden -- sure they'd make trips else where for vacations , seeing other friends but those two places would always be home to them and would surely be home to any of their future children as well . it definitely seemed like the best bet for them at the end of it all , which that alone made the actress feel so happy with her and bill's future together . ❝  yeah -- i'll let taylor swift know you think she's crazy , ❞  the brit said more as a joke , laughing some as she teased him . ❝  yes -- london and stockholm would be perfect for us and i agree -- but who knows what crazy shit we'll do down the line . i think for the fact we're talking of our future , staying by family is for the best , for sure . ❞ 

All the speak of elopement , now it was the only thing on anya's mind , getting to have her future with bill -- the wedding they almost had if they didn't part ways mutually for work related reasons -- they'd surely be secretly married already . ❝  honestly -- hyde park in the rose garden sounds perfect , billy and you might have to tell me sooner or later -- especially if you want us to actually go and now it could basically be our honeymoon , ❞  she smiled softly , kinda enjoying the idea of not just a trip -- but also she just wanted to get away and enjoy time with bill . let her heart feel again and not worry about anyone else but each other -- they both deserved it . hearing bill mention that infamous pennywise smile , anya gave a little nod . ❝  they surely be able to but -- if we're lucky they won't know or think about it . ❞  she shared simply before gently moving forward to kiss bill , a soft smile on her face .

#{ ooc ; reposted with the new editor so we can cut it easier <3 } #★彡[private; ᴛʜᴇꜱᴇ ᴛʜɪɴɢꜱ ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ꜱᴀʏ]彡★ #★彡[adventures; ᴀ ᴛʀɪᴘ ᴀʟʟ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ]彡★ #★彡[ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅꜱ ᴀʟᴏɴɢꜱɪᴅᴇ; bill skarsgard]彡★

[multistoty]

He had more story than time to tell it - but she supposed that's true for all of them. Grief is forever. It doesn't go away; it becomes part of you, step for step, breath for breath. But she wouldn’t go too far, too many kind hearts turn cold every day. Why did Aemond have to say it? Husband and lost should not at all fit in the same world. Aegon shouldn’t lie unbreathing on the floor because he was some predestined king he had never wanted to be. Alicent had made her always self conscious though she had confidence who she was. Now, she had to be a queen even when that role was Thusnelda. Someone to keep it all from crumbling even if she felt bone tired. Plus, she was terrified of hurting him further. It had taken everything to get her sister in the bed roll next to her husband. But the silence until he woke again had bothered her. The silence without Aegon’s nagging. The silence of a brother so broken she had been terrified he was lost to it all. She needed Aemond. Needed her first confidant. Thank the gods for both of them. They needed this. She would not bring up the bartering of marriage on their first conversation without him. Without. Such a hard word to realize and have living in your skin. But there was a standard with which she expected of herself. Sometimes she feels as though there are two helaena's, one coasting directly on top of the other: the superficial her, who nods when she's supposed to nod and says what she's supposed to say, and some other, deeper part, the part that worries and dreams… Most of the time they move along in sync and she hardly notices the split, but sometimes it feels as though she’s two whole different people and could rip apart at any second.It's like a razor blade edging its way through her organs, shredding her, all she can think is: It will kill her, it will kill her, it will kill her. But maybe happiness isn't in the choosing. Maybe it's in the fiction, in the pretending: that wherever we have ended up is where we intended to be all along.Who knows? Maybe they’re right. Maybe we are driven crazy by our feelings. Maybe love is a disease, and we would be better off without it.But we have chosen a different road. And in the end that is the point of escaping the cure: We are free to choose.We are even free to choose the wrong thing. She’d learned to get really good at this - say one thing when I'm thinking about something else, act like she was listening when she was not, pretend to be calm and happy when she was really freaking out. It's one of the skills you perfect as you get older. Now though, she stepped further into his line of sight. Letting the soft blanket of his words help create the torrent at bay for a moment. It had taken so long to convince her sister to sleep that she should have known better, but caring for someone else and doing something only helped when her world felt so meaningless and unchanged and different.There were so many people relying on them. Yet, he was speaking with her like a brother and not a king. “I don’t want to hurt you further by my closeness. I am uncertain how badly you are injured and I need to hear you drone on to me for years to come.- I’m shared. But I am a mother and a sister and Rhaenyra knows that my husband- that Aegon is now free. Even if she isn’t behind this,I have to figure out how to stop her from descending upon us. Upon you. Thusnelda is ready for revenge. As much as I want it, I am struggling with allowing myself it. I want to be stone though I feel like sand dragging us to different places with only the picture of solidity lost to despair. I guess the eye bags and swaying were still in your repertoire of cataloguing. I will take care of myself - soon, brother of mine. I feel as if I failed him. That sword could so easily be buried in my chest. I could have fought harder even though I know it was useless. They weren’t leaving without his heart ceasing beating. Thusnelda has kept me going. And you standing. I had to hear you speak coherently.”

@power-over-one-eye

[faebriel]

I just saw your post about everything everywhere all at once. I watched it for the first time last weekend and loved it!!

… :)

Tell me your favorite parts. Absolutely fucking ramble. Give me your opinions and criticisms. What bit made you laugh the hardest and what bit got you thoroughly hooked. I want to hear it.

OMFG RHYLEY !!!!!! i'm going to be honest with you new favourite movie. as in i just sat and watched a two and a half hour movie at home bc i was having a bad day and paid attention the whole time kind of movie. i love it so so much i LOVEEEE maximalism so i love the style i love #positivity so i love the story love love love

my favourite parts are definitely the parts at the lunar new year party, every part of those scenes spread across the movie i just. the absolute apathy evelyn has and how it drips from her every action and smashing up the place and waymond convincing the auditor to give them more time and then deidre comes out and sits with evelyn and they talk..... AND THEN THE PARTS WITH JOY.............god. i'm also giving runnerups to the rock scenes bc they made me cry the fucking hardest the first time i saw it (when evelyn turns around with the googly eyes i fr sobbed) and also the raccoonie scenes bc the part where evelyn and the guy are running after the truck also make me sob

i don't want to talk about the laundry and taxes line i will start chewing on cables (this is /j i will talk about it forever if pressed)

i just love....this story so much man evelyn and waymond live in my head RENT FREE i know we say ohhh X redefined love every few weeks but THIS TIME I MEAN IT !! I MEAN IT. their relationship is so so important to me when i think about evelyn finally sticking the googly eye on her forehead and "i'm fighting like you" i'll be fucking sick /pos. they are messy and imperfect and that is why they are perfect. and evelyn couldn't save joy (or help anyone even herself) until she understood his point of view. waymond is just so full of love and kindness for everything and everyone (all of the time) it drives me so crazy. no matter the universe he's reaching out to evelyns and running out after her into the rainy street and baking cookies for their auditor and goddd. gooooodddddddddddd

also the ending when evelyn grabs onto joy to pull her out of the void and then she turns around and realises gongong is helping her too (and waymond ofc). what if i bawled

it's just such such such an engaging story like the first second i saw the divorce papers i was like 👀 and then it just roped me tf in. but bonus points go to the scene where joy shows up at the audit place in her Fits™ bc oh my fucking god talk about a scene. we all talk about michelle yeoh and ke huy quan in this movie which like Good fucking deserved they killed it reanimated it and killed it again give them EGOTs but stephanie hsu has such charisma and command over every scene she's in and ESPECIALLY that one it's crazy. anyway probably fave movie ever hands down

#PLS. RHYLEY. SHARE W ME UR THOUGHTS #IM SO OBSESSED #asks

[lifeaftertheabuse]

I saw a video today that really just hit home for me. Basically the video was talking about how we gaslight our own selves after the abusive relationship is over and this can’t be more true. I’m constantly having moments where I am telling myself maybe the abuse wasn’t that bad or maybe I was the problem.. maybe I was the crazy one .. maybe I was too sensitive and about things?? Then having to remind myself of specific scenarios that happened that weren’t normal.

Like screaming through the house at 6:30 in the morning when everyone is sleeping because I forgot to wash your work clothes for you that weekend. Imagine a 40 year old man so mad that someone didn’t wash their clothes for them? I worked all weekend.. he was home. It slipped my mind but their YOUR work clothes. And why are we yelling? That isn’t going to help right? Telling me I’m useless… I’m lazy.. I don’t do anything.. when I’m the only one who does anything.

Or when I didn’t order the pizza the way he wanted me too one day when we were out to eat. He called me fucking retarded.

A dumb stupid idiot. I heard those words come out his mouth so many times. I eventually put a boundary up. If you call me stupid again “I’m done” and shockingly he stopped, but then he just found other ways to make me feel stupid and small. His favorite line “how did you get a college degree and I’m smarter than you.” Now looking back I know that was all part of the plan. To make me feel small and stupid so I don’t leave.

But that’s not me. I have a voice. I’m not timid. I have opinions and that’s okay but not for a narcissist. They want you to fit into their perfect plan the way they want. They don’t want to hear your opinions, your emotions. They don’t care. My ex always said “I was attacking him” when I would be talking so calmly just saying what I was feeling but the reality is they can’t handle hearing what their doing wrong because then it takes away from the “perfect” persona they’ve created not just to the world but in their own sick heads. I never realized being self obsessed was a part of narcissism until I was doing my own research and it just all made sense. Always stairing at himself in the mirror.. always having to have the most expensive clothes and shoes.. always talking about other girls staring him as if he was just so handsome they couldn’t take their eyes off him.

But I just sat back and watched it all unfold. I remembered everything I could. I tracked it all in my brain. And when I knew I had to leave I formulated a plan in my brain. I gave myself months to make this happen to make sure it was what I really wanted. I stopped arguing back. I submitted to him. I took months of verbal abuse. I cried for hours. Some days things were amazing and I thought okay I do want this and then the same day he’d say something so mean and I’d have to re remind my brain what the plan was.

It wasn’t easy… walking away was one of the most difficult things I’ve done aside from leaving a physically abusive relationship 8 years ago. Isn’t is crazy that the pain im feeling from this relationships isn’t even comparable to the one I felt from that. Emotional and mental abuse really doesn’t get enough awareness of the damage it does. How it breaks us down. How we feel stuck to this person even after substantial time has past.

Going back to what I said in the beginning about gaslighting my own self in to believing the abuse didn’t happen.. it’s important to remember at least for me that it did happen. That I didn’t make those situations up. The words he spoke to me were real. The hurt I felt was real. The loneliness I felt was real and when you love someone you don’t treat them that way. One day at a time I will get through this. I will heal and I will be me again ❤️

#abuse recovery #tw gaslighting #survivor #ptsd recovery #surviving narcissism

[julialouisdreyfest]

Dirt Sucker Interview

Dirt Sucker…. Like a vacuum? How did you come up with that name? I remember there being a reference to something but I don’t remember.

Dirt Sucker. . . . like getting as close to the earth as possible, living in the dirt (but yeah, also a vacuum :P)! Calling something a "piece of dirt" was an old bit Evan and I had back in highschool because it was a way to say something wasn't great, but was also somewhat socially acceptable! In the past few years I remember trying to bring it back and thinking "Dang, that really sucks dirt"; and then thinking "Dang, dirt is actually really tight, it shouldn't be an insult" and then "Hey, I suck hella dirt, we suck the most dirt!" and then voila! Dirt Sucker is born! We are all SUPER passionate about climate issues and the name lends itself well to that! After the name was solidified, we started looking for a bass player; it turned out that the perfect fit for the band (the GOAT Ruben) just so happened to be a PhD student in soil science! The universe is wild! While the name didn't come from a vacuum, the first idea I had for lyrics was about eating the dust and grime out of a vacuum (dirt is just so awesome)! -Madison

Madison- how the heck did Wired get a hold of you to do that piece? Also, how unreal was it to do a photoshoot like that? Does this mean you had to turn in your punk card? How did that feel?

The writer of Wired found me on the NJCAAE coaching website and thought it was cool that there were no other Community College Esports programs near LCCC! I think he just wanted to check out Wyoming, it was totally random! Kinda crazy! Doing that photoshoot was really weird (because idk, yeah it's weird to get photos taken of you like that), but the photographer Shawn Bush (he teaches at Casper College) was freaking amazing! While doing a shoot is weird, at least Shawn was awesome! I turned in my punk card a decade ago when I became a dad :P, I'm not punk and I'm telling everyone! It felt weird, but again; it's hard to say no to an opportunity when you don't know what it's all about! -Madison

My familiarity with Madison and Evan (outside of babes and waves) is through more emo stuff, although there was always a hardcore vein in everything i’ve seen you guys do… was there a catalyst in starting a project that was more straightforward hardcore? Or did it sort of just flow naturally?

Yooo Evan and I know the members of babes & waves, but we were never in that band! B&W was actually from Orange County, CA but they did like to come rip it up in the Mountain West region! I think Dewey owns his own Subway now and has like 6 kids (he really got around on tour)! No one really stays in touch with Risto, I think he moved to New Zealand or something (I know he wanted to leave that life behind)! Blaze now owns a "dirt to dispensary" model marijuana farm / store in California, I hear he's rich! Unfortunately, Chad passed away a few years ago :(, he loved surfing (even during high tide) and I'm glad he went out doing what he loved! As far is the band Dirt Sucker, it's a totally natural flow! We all love so many styles of punk that we wanna mash in as much as we can! I usually write one lil riff before practice and we flesh out like 90% of the songs together! All the lyrics are fully collaborative, while we pretty much all write our own lines, we share ideas and work extremely well together! The writing process for us in both music and lyrics comes very naturally and we all feel extremely lucky to be working together! We're really proud of the lyrics we write! -Madison

Madison, you recently got engaged! If the Wired article didn’t take your punk card away, surely this will take your punk card away! It’s not like your fiance plays in a sick punk band too or anything!

YES I DID :D!!! IT'S THE BEST THING EVER! Again Mr. Dad, I turned in my punk card a long time ago! Would you like to reinstate it for me (jk I don't want one :P)?! Kelsi is the most spiritual, wise, talented, intelligent, and kickass person in the universe and I'm unbelievably thankful to spend the rest of my days with her :D!! She is the brainchild of Prowler (named after Kelsi and Ana's Father's band from the 80s) which is the most "give no fucks" melt your face off rock ever \ m / !! Also the Wired article was TOTAL SHIT! The writer (Brendan Koerner) used my tragedy (which honestly shouldn't have been included) to sell a story about my esports program (which should have been the focus). The article was EXTREMELY disrespectful to women in general (didn't mention my female athletes at all) Katherine (he mocked up an autopsy report; YIKES!) and Kelsi (not mentioned more than one line and not named), chalk full of half-truths, focused on me instead of my students (LIVID about this), and really just made me look weak and stupid by making up his own narrivate to sell the pieice. My program was great, that was the story! He never let me read the article before it came out (I never even read one of the 4 drafts he supposedly wrote) and never told me the title before it was published. The whole article was unbelievably unethical! The man is trying to get a Netflix movie and legitimately wrote that article the way he did so he could make a movie (I told the people at Conde Nast that I would never support a movie EVER)! He kept telling me he wrote the article to help me get a job, but he wrote it so he could make a movie! THERE WILL BE NO MOVIE! I could say a lot more, but just know I hate it and I think it's a 0 / 10, shit a -1 /10 ! -Madison

How did you guys meet Ruben? He is a delight! Do you wake up every morning and practice self-reflection and gratitude that the universe has brought him into your lives? (Ruben, feel free to answer this for Madison and Evan)

I met Ruben at the Green House in Laramie, WY in 2020 (right before COVID)! He was there vibing and we instantly hit it off! He told me about some of his time growing up in Tacoma, WA and the bands he was in back in the day (Red Hex was his favorite)! When it came time to find a third member for DS I reached out and it was like a match made in heaven! Evan and Ruben and I linked up so well on the first day it was kind of freaky! Ruben is unbelievably talented and creative and can play anything he wants anytime (he's too GOATED)!! Yes, Ev and I wake up every morning and thank the universe for gracing us with the greatest person (and bassist for that matter) ever!! RUBEN IS THE GOAT! -Madison

The 7” fucks! So good i had to buy two. I know I’m out of the loop with the greater Denver scene, but Convulse Records seems to have come out of nowhere- do you know anything about the history of that label? Is it a homie who(mst) runs it?

Thanks dad! You're two ;P sweet! Convulse has blown up like crazy! We were just doing our Midwest tour and nearly every band we played with was like "DUDE YOU'RE ON CONVULSE THAT IS SO SICK THEY ARE THE COOLEST AHHH" and honestly, they were right! Adam Croft was the brainchild of Convulse, but we also know James Reed and a couple other Wyomingites were critical in getting it started! Adam and James are both from Sundance, WY (tiny town near Gillette)! In 2012 the now Convulse crew lived in this house called Babe Haus in Laramie, Wyoming and that's where everything really took off! We have been playing music with Adam, James, Cloe, Amos, etc. for over ten years, so we were so freaking excited to see the success of Convulse! No one deserves it more, the label works so hard and is so ethical! Great people, great bands, great ethics, Convulse 11/10! -Madison

 Have you guys been writing any new material? If so, any plans for a follow up?

We are 7 songs towards a full length! We got big plans, update at the next Dreyfest :)! -Madison

Anything in particular you are looking forward to doing this year at Dreyfest?

I'm really looking forward to seeing Idaho Green, that band is kooky and I haven't seen them in like 4 years (there was a band called the High Plains Drifters last year that sounded like them, but without Dr. Tightass it was a lil different)! -Madison

Over/Under - yes, we all hate pitchfork, and yes, this is like… “their thing” but dammit! It’s too much fun not to play! I will give you a word/thing/idea, and you just have to say if you think it is underrated or overrated, and feel free to expound on your reasoning as much as you’d like, or not at all!

PT Cruisers

- Overrated, people still drive them -Madison

Video keno

-Overrated, people still play video keno -Madison

Taco John’s

-Underrated, IT'S GOOD OKAY WYOMING DID A GOOD JOB! -Madison

running/jogging

-Underrated, fitness is lit! -Madison

Rush (the band)

-Underrated, literally the greatest band of all time -Madison

HBO’s Succession

-Unrated, hardly even heard of it :(! -Madison

American Spirits

- Overrated, I like marlboros better! -Madison

Peavey amps

- Overrated, everyone has owned one at some point, but doesn't own it anymore! -Madison

Casper, Wyoming (is this a potentially dangerous question to answer?)

- Underrated, great local spots to play, eat, and drink! Would not live there though! -Madison

Bridges (the musical structure)

- Underrated, critical infrastructure! -Madison

Bridges (the physical structures)

-Underrated, critical infrastructure! -Madison

Bridges (the plural form of the card game Bridge)

-Underrated, ashes to ashes we all fall down! -Madison

Nash Bridges (the police procedural television series)

- Unrated, I'm a pop culture pleb :(! -Madison

Steve Nash (the basketball player)

-Overrated, retire my guy! -Madison

You can catch Dirt Sucker during this year's fest at Craft Local on Friday, August 5th at 8:45pm!

SEE YOU IN THE PIT!

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[geeky-politics-46]

NSFW Alpahabet

Bucky Barnes

Charector as depicted in my mini-series "Friends, Just Friends".

Includes both during & after the alternate Part 2 - “The Confession”.

As usual, ignore spelling & grammar errors. I will fix them as I find them.

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Smut/Explicit content - 18+ only!

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Bucky becomes the sweetest little puppy after sex. He is always happy to clean both of you up & get you anything you need. He wants to be sure you enjoyed it & that he wasn't too rough with you, that he didn't hurt you. He can get very vulnerable right after sex & you quickly discover that those are the times he needs the most praise. So you let him do things he feels like he needs to do for you, while you assure him that he is perfect & tell him how much you love him. His favorite praise to hear after sex is how happy he makes you, both in & out of the bedroom. Once you coax him back into the bed, once he is satisfied you are taken care of, you always snuggle close to him. You put your head on his chest & his vibranium arm around your shoulder, placing a few kisses on the line where his flesh meets the metal & a few more on his metal fingertips. Even though you know he thinks he should take care of you after sex, you are very aware it is really him who needs to be taken care of a little. It's because you never say anything, you never belittle him or rub it in his face, that he happily lets you do it. Mentally noting to himself that despite everything bad that has happened to him, it's that broken road that led him to you. 

B = Body Part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Bucky is crazy about your hips. Specifically the spot right where your hips dipped back in right where your joint was. It was the spot that constantly kept you from wearing pencil skirts or tight dresses. You didn't like the way them fabric wouldn't lay flat & left a break in your otherwise nicely rounded hips. So instead of looking like you had these juicy round full hips, you thought it looked like you had two mini lumps of fat on the outside of each leg. The same reason you disliked that spot was the very reason he loved it. He fit there. His palm perfectly fit right into that dip. It made him feel like you were two pieces of a puzzle, meant to effortlessly fit together. When he would spiral into his own thoughts, into the memories of his past, when he thought he didn't deserve you that dip made him think that somewhere, someway, somehow he must have done something to deserve you. How could he fit so perfectly against your body if you weren't meant to be together? That was his sign he was made for you, & you for him.

You loved his lips. Specifically you loved how his emotions all seemed to show up there. When he was pouty or upset he would push his bottom lip out like a said puppy. When he was feeling ornery or flirty his lips would curl upward, usually on his right, into a lopsided Cheshire cat smirk. When he was excited, aggravated, or turned on he would lick or bite at his bottom lip inevitably leaving it a little flushed & slightly more full than usual. Last was an emotion that seemed to be just for you. The best you could describe it as was bliss or adoration. His jaw would slowly relax & his mouth would fall open a little bit like he had been rendered suddenly unable to speak.  He also seemed to have the hardest time keeping his tongue in his mouth. It was always poking out or circling over his full lips. It makes it very hard to concentrate when you are very aware of what he can do with that tongue.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

He is over the moon with all the debauched things he can do you with his cum & how much you enjoy it. In the 40s the rare occasion a girl agreed to give a blowjob she was always adamant you not cum in her mouth & the idea of swallowing was something you only dreamed of. So now he loves cumming in your mouth & on your face. When you let him cum on your tits, then start to play by swirling his cum all over your breasts & tease your nipples with it he nearly cums again at the sight. His favorite is when you beg for him to cum inside you. Until you he had never cum in anyone without a condom, but with you, fucking you bareback & then filling you up he swears he is in heaven. Then he leans back & watch's his cum slowly leak from your pussy, still gaping from where his cock stretched out your hole. Sometimes he loves to fuck it back into you with his fingers, sometimes he smears it around so your pussy is covered in his sticky white spend. He loves the idea of breeding you too. Occasionally if you get frisky in public he'll put your panties back on & make you walk around knowing your pussy is dripping him all day & wondering if people can smell his cum on you.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

As jealous as Bucky can get, his biggest fantasy is throwing you on the table during a mission briefing or on the bar in the middle of one of Stark's parties, & having everyone watch him fuck you. He wants everyone to see the pleasure he pulls from you, hear you beg for his cock & for his cum. He wants them to want you but to know that they can't have you. That only he can have you. He wants to show off his perfect girl, both sides of you. How sweet & beautiful you are around everyone else, & the needy slutty little girl you are just for him.

You friendship with Stephen only adds fuel to the fire. He knows Strange wants you, that you guys had a thing, but Bucky wants to show him exactly what he can't have now. He wants to rail you face down ass up in front of Strange. His metal hand in your hair & your cheek pressed into the table turned to face the sorcerer, so you are looking at Stephen when you beg Bucky to fill you with his cum. Bucky's flesh hand shifting between smacking your ass & holding both your wrists to your low back. He wants Strange to watch him absolutely ruin you. He wants him to hear how wet your pretty little pussy is for him, & see how deliciously his fat cock stretches you with each thrust. Bucky relentlessly pounding into you as he asks you who your pussy belongs to. You're chanting his name as you fall apart in front of your friend & former lover. Cumming hard inside you as he growls "mine" through gritted teeth. Bucky only letting you up once he's filled your pussy so much you're dripping his cum for days. A reminder that your pussy is his.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

All the brainwashing kinda fucked him over there. He knows he's had sex, with a few different girls in the 40s, but he really doesn't remember an exact number or anything. He knows that pre-marital sex wasn't exactly encouraged then so by today's standards his number was probably towards the low end, but he wasn't a virgin. Since he got his mind back his experience was pretty much just his hand, the internet, & his imagination. Not because he didn't want to, but he was afraid if it was just some random chick he would end up losing control & hurting her or at the very least scaring her to death. He didn't want his first sexual experience in decades to end with him hating himself even more. When he met you & started getting closer you somehow managed to put those worries at ease, you soothed him without even trying. You made him feel like himself. He would never be the Bucky from the 40's again, he was a stranger now, but he was starting to like the Bucky he was now. God he wanted you so bad. So he tried to research & jog his memory about what to do & how to make you feel good. They say it's like riding a bike, that you never really forget. He knows that he knows what to do, but now that he has a virtual instruction manual he wants to learn how to work all the bells & whistles. Luckily he has you to learn with.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

Bucky prefers positions where he can make eye contact with you, like missionary or cowgirl. He craves that human connection he has with you. He spent so long being afraid of or unallowed to look eye to eye with someone. At Hydra he would be punished if he looked his handlers in the eyes. As the Winter Soldier no one dared make eye contact, & if they did he could feel the icy shiver he sent down their spine. So now to see you look into his eyes with love & lust makes the moment even more special & makes him feel whole. That's not to say he doesn't enjoy taking you from behind too. Ultimately if you want to try a new position he is pretty much always game. He wants to give you the most pleasure he can possibly give. His personal favorite position though will always be him on top of you with you on your back & your legs jammed back by your head. 

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Somethings get started goofy but once everything gets going the humor tends to disappear. Bucky is still learning how to really express & deal with his emotions, so once it's just the two of you he focuses on the feelings of love & passion. That's not to say some wild sex hasn't started because Bucky chased you around the tower until he caught you & carried you to the bedroom.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

He's experimented a little since joining the modern world. He's tried bare, after noticing that seems to be the most popular in porn, & that was just too tedious. So he has settled on just trimmed. As far as your grooming is concerned he couldn't care less. While there was something oddly erotic about seeing you completely bare, everyone was natural in the 40's so seeing everything so on display made his head spin a little, but he has no problem with a bush. It was normal & it was your body. Frankly he's just happy to be there & will gladly love whatever you offer him.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

This varies depending on lots of things. Did he have a good day or a bad one? How long has it been since you last had sex? Has one of you been gone on a mission? Was one of you about to leave on a mission? Sex always had a little more intimacy than some of your other relationships because of Bucky's history. It took an amount of trust in each other that was missing from a lot of other relationships. So it wasn't rare that things leaned a bit more on the romantic side. He liked surprising you with the sweet & cheesy little things like candles lit everywhere & of course bringing you flowers. If one of you had been away things could definitely get wild & if he was having a really bad day he liked getting a little rough. Neither of which you minded, but you loved that you got to see the romantic teddy bear side of him.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

He didn't jerk off a lot before he started having feelings for you. It was like that part of his brain just hadn't quite rebooted yet. Sure he would get morning wood, but touching himself was more functionary than to feel good. Once he started fantasizing about you though he had a hard time keeping his hands off of himself. At first he felt kinda bad about it, even after the two of you started having sex. You were his girl, he shouldn't be objectifying you like that. It was different if you were having sex, this just felt like him using you for his own pleasure. Somehow this came up one night while you were in bed & it was weirdly endearing that he thought it wasn't right if it was just to get himself off & wasn't about you. This is how you discover you have a thing for watching Bucky jerk off. You love the idea that he thinks of you when he strokes himself. Talking him through each slide of his hand. Telling how turned on you are watching him play with his hard cock just for you. Soon you start playing with yourself too & mutual masturbation quickly becomes a regular part of your sex life. Which is a damn good thing since missions often take one of you away from the other & phone/video call sex is the only thing you can do sometimes. It wasn't as good as touching each other, but you both enjoyed watching your partner get off even if you couldn't be the one getting them off.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Bucky 100% has a creampie or breeding kink. It's less about the knocking you up part per say, although the thought of you pregnant does drive him nuts. You take such good care of him just as your boyfriend, he has no doubt you'll be an incredible wife & mother. He wants that to be with him & he wants it to be with his kids. The idea that drives him feral beyond all belief is that he gets to fuck you bareback & cum inside you. The first time you told him to fuck you raw & cum in you he swore his heart nearly stopped, he couldn't believe you had just said those words. He had never done that before. That was something that you didn't do in the 40's unless you & the Mrs. were ready to be in the family way. So the fact that he gets to cum in you & fill you up whenever he wants is one of his favorite things about the 21st century. Not just that but the fact that you seem to enjoy it so much, the fact that you really want him to cum inside you, fills his chest with a weird sense of pride. It says you love him so much you want that extra little bit of him. Then he gets to see his cum leak out of you & he swears he's never seen a more erotic sight. He would happily wear a condom if you asked him to, if you needed a break from the pill or for some reason didn't have another form of protection, but he does a little dance in his head everytime he gets to fuck you raw. He has never felt anything so good. He could die right there & be happy about it.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

Bucky feels safest in his bedroom in his own bed. As he is relearning himself it's initially the only place he can really let his guard down. After a while he starts to feel the same way about your room & your bed too. He definitely wants to be more adventurous & you have discussed all the places he wants to have his way with you once he feels comfortable enough. There's lots of places around the tower & the Sanctum: the living room couch, the kitchen counter, the table in the meeting room, a dark hallway where anyone could walk by, even in the back of the quinjet. Then there are some public places where he wants to play even if he can't go all the way & fuck you there. He talks a lot about about taking you out to a fancy restaurant, maybe for your anniversary, & fingering you under the table. He wants you to give him head in an alley near the club when he is forced to go on one of the team outings. He wants to fuck you in the back seat of a car somewhere. He's got a whole list, it's just a matter of him getting comfortable enough to start working on that list.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

When you first start having sex a good stiff breeze could get Bucky going. He just can't believe he gets to do those things with & to you. He can't remember if sex was always this good or if it's just this incredible with you. He likes to think it's the second. He also loves when you do little things that make him forget he's different. Like when you snuggle into his left shoulder when you're sitting on the couch together. Or when you hold his hand & kiss him for no reason in public. One of the fastest ways to get him going is by running your fingers through & playing with his hair. He practically starts purring. He also has a soft spot for lingerie & when you dress up for him. Specifically lots of lace & sheer fabric, garter belts & stockings of course. Things that just like you are the perfect mix of sweet & naughty.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Anything involving real pain or evoking the idea or memory of torture. The last place he wants to have a flashback is in bed naked with you. While he might enjoy a little bit of tying up & sensory play, anything bordering on hardcore BDSM is a hard no for both safety & sanity reasons. That being said he will never get tired of how your ass jiggles when he spanks you. He also really wants you to blindfold him again, but that's about as out of control as he can be for now.

Also Alpine is not allowed to be in the room while you are having sex. It makes him nervous.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

I feel like it's fairly obvious with this man, but he spends so much time between your legs you're convinced he must be able to breath through his ears. He is genuinely obsessed with the vast array of noises he can pull from you with just his mouth & fingers. He could literally cum just by making you cum, & it is always his goal to make you cum so hard you think you got hit by the train he fell off of. Of course he would never say no to you sucking him off either, but he also knows guys have it a bit easier in the pleasure department so knowing he can get you to cum like that is a bit of extra pride for him. In the 40's oral sex wasn't something that was just a given, so the first time you started to give him a blow job for no reason he nearly had a stroke. That same night when you told him to cum in your mouth he literally thought he might drop over dead by the time you got done with him. He is also always game to 69 if you are both determined to go down on each other & neither of you want to wait your turn.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

It can go either way, but there really isn't much of an inbetween. Somedays he would pound you so hard the drywall behind his headboard would be cracked by the time you were done. Walking after those encounters was always an interesting experience & stairs became your mortal enemy. Lots of ass slapping & filthy noises taking over the room. His voice would get low & gravely as his cock was slamming into you over & over. For a guy from the 1940s Bucky had quite a mouth on him when he fucked you hard & fast. "Such a good little slut, letting me ruin this pretty little pussy. You look so good with your pussy all stretched tight & stuffed with my fat cock." & some variation of "whose pussy is this? Who does this needy little juicy pussy belong to? That's right babydoll, it's my pussy. My little fuck hole to pound & fill whenever I want. Tell me who owns this slutty pussy baby." Then there were times he either felt needy or just wanted to make it last as long as possible. Those times his thrusts were slow & deep, almost tortureously slow. He would stop every now & then once his cock bottomed out inside you & kiss you passionately until you were practically begging him to move again.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

He will take the quickie, but he wants an IOU for a nice long round later so it can really be done right once you are in a comfy, safe, private space. He wants to spend hours playing with your body like it's his personal toy. So a quickie will do, especially if he is really horny or you are out somewhere & he starts feeling possessive or jealous, but you can guarantee he is not done with you yet. Not by a long shot.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

With everything he has been through Bucky isn't the riskiest guy when it comes to sex. Before you got together he would flirt with people, that was just kind of his personality, but he definitely wasn't the type to go home with a stranger for a one night stand. He was still a man from the 40's & hook up culture was very much not the 40's way of dating. So when he asked you out & you started dating you figured out pretty quick he might need to take things a little slower. You suggested the 3 date rule, which by Tinder standards seemed a little antiquated now, but had always been what worked best for you. Letting him know that if he felt like it was too much or he wanted to stop you wouldn't be upset & that you don't have to have sex to spend the night. 

Once your relationship had been established you really didn't try anything very risky for a bit, & that was totally fine. Then Bucky brought up the idea of wanting you to tell him more about the kind of things he might have missed. It wasn't long before you started working on a list of things he was interested in trying with the understanding that you would start slow & ease into the riskier, more intense or kinkier stuff. You still weren't anywhere near whips & chains but that was fine with you. You were just glad he was willing to try new things & take some risks, & you were very glad it was with you. 

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

Super soldier...  need I say more? Physical stamina is out of the park & his refractory period is pretty non-existent. Multiple rounds are basically always a given. Where his stamina is trickier is mentally. At first between anxiety & just emotional overload his body well out performed his mind. Maybe 2 rounds before he was mentally done. The first round was usually a little rushed & got out all the jitters & lingering emotion of the day. The second round was longer he really got to enjoy it with a clear mind. He got to focus on enjoying you & your body, making each other feel good. Once he gets more comfortable being physically intimate & vulnerable with someone like that you are gonna need a white flag, because you will be tapping out long before he does.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Toys are still something he is trying to completely figure out, there are just so many kinds & sizes it can get a bit overwhelming. He knows you have a couple vibrators, a dildo or two, & some other basic things. You've played around with your vibrator together, & he specifically had you send him pics & video fucking yourself with a dildo when he was gone on a long mission. Toys aren't something he thinks need to be involved everytime you have sex, but he will happily embrace anything that helps him make you cum like crazy. He's looked a couple times at different toys online, trying to figure out what you would like & what would be fun to play with together, & his endeavours have always ended with him overwhelmed & horny. So he decided that he wanted to go toy shopping with you so you could help & guide him. Would the part of him that still thought it was the 40's be mortified? Absolutely, but the thought of playing with whatever you got as soon as you got home would easily win over the embarrassment.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Bucky is a huge tease, sometimes intentionally & sometimes unintentionally. He just sometimes gets all touchy feely & doesn't realize what it does to you. When he teases you on purpose it's usually somewhere you can't immediately get your hands on him. Some of his favorites are winking suggestively at you when no one else is watching, eye fucking you across the room at one of Stark's parties or something, & lord have mercy he knows how you fall apart when he bites his lip or licks his lips. The man is a massive flirt. He also loves hugging you from behind & whispering naughty things in your ear, pulling your hips back firm against his crotch & grinding into you. He has also discovered that he loves having the ability to take & send photos & videos with his phone. If he's away on a mission you better believe he's asking for nude pics of you or looking back at some of them you've taken together. He has more than a couple videos of him fucking you & it's not uncommon you get a photo of his hard cock or a video of him stroking his cock saying how much he misses you. You just really really hope he doesn't accidentally post or send anything naughty to someone else by mistake, he is still a 106 year old learning to use new technology after all.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

The more time goes on the more comfortable Bucky is making noise. It starts as just little moans & groans or growls if he's feeling particularly possessive. Before long though he starts experimenting with dirty talk, something you love & had been easing him into since the first time you had sex. That first night he discovered he loved hearing you spew the filthiest things to him, hearing you beg him to fuck you harder & good his cock felt. The first time he got up the nerve to call you a little slut you made the most incredible sound that he swore was gonna make him cum right there. Now his mouth is almost filthier than yours & he tells you that if you aren't screaming his name everytime he fucks you then he isn't doing his job right. Not every time is loud now, but let's just say you've fielded enough complaints that your rooms have since been soundproofed.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Morning sex with Bucky is always a bit softer & sweeter. It usually starts with cuddling or snuggling until neither of you can ignore his impressive morning wood any longer. One of you starts rocking your hips into the other or you start to grind your ass back into him as he spoons you. Then hands start to wander & soft moans fill the room. Lots of nuzzling & kissing & smiling. Also, if he has had a decent night of sleep, morning sex is pretty much every morning.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

Again, super soldier... Need I say more? His cock is nice & thick, beyond average, a little beyond average length. He's big enough to stretch you completely but not hurt you. The serum effected him differently than Steve. It didn't increase his height much but it thickened his muscle mass everywhere including his cock. He was incredibly thick & when hard, his veins protruded on his shaft. Due to being touch starved & after having his sexual & romantic feelings suppressed by Hydra for so many years, he also got hard at a drop of a hat. Even at the moment inopportune times a lick of your lips, the slightest moan, or even just bending over with your cleavage on display would have him stiff & aching.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

You are gonna have to peel him off of the ceiling once you crack the seal & get him going. He's got 70-80 years of pent up just awakened sexual frustration, a world of new naughty things to try, & the sexiest girl to try them with. He has trouble keeping his hands to himself during down time. Even around the rest of the team he's constantly pulling you into his lap & nuzzling into your neck. The last movie night came to an abrupt end about half way through the film when he couldn't stop himself from starting to rut up against you despite a very freaked out Scott trying not to jump out of his skin at the other end of the couch. He's also scarred Wong for life when he walked into the Sanctum's kitchen to find you leaning against the counter with Bucky on his knees & his head under your night shirt. You had never seen him run as fast as he did when he ran away from the kitchen. Bucky on the other hand didn't even notice anyone came in. He was too busy "enjoying his breakfast".

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Bucky isn't so good with sleep. Between general insomnia & then the nightmares you are almost always asleep first. Although when your insomnia acts up he does find it nice to just be close to you. Having you share one of his ailments puts him a bit more at ease with it. It can't be too bad a thing if his perfect dream girl suffers from it too.

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[sluttywonwoo]

the bet || j.ww x reader

Summary: you help your boyfriend’s best friend win a bet against your better judgement

Warnings: swearing, lil bit of jealousy, light smut (18+) 

Word Count: 2.8k

A/N: originally posted on my tom holland fic account ( @wazzupmrstark )

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“Hey, can I ask a huge favor?”

You hoisted yourself up from your beach towel onto your elbows and pulled down your sunglasses to glare at the boy in front of you. You narrowed your eyes at him in suspicion. What could Kim Mingyu possibly want from you?

“What is it?”

He ran a hand through his still-wet hair awkwardly. “Um, the boys and I are about to play a game of volleyball, and we’ve bet some money on it…”

“Okay?”

“And, well, it’s me and Hansol against Wonwoo, Soonyoung, and Seungkwan. Wonwoo’s their best player and I was wondering if you could distract him? So that we have a better chance of winning?”

“Distract him… how?” you asked, not fully understanding.

“You know… whatever it is you do that drives Wonwoo crazy. He’s your boyfriend, I’m sure you know how to wind him up.”

“You mean you want me to get him hard during your game?”

Mingyu nearly choked at that. “Um, I mean pretty much, yeah. Just do something that will throw him off his game.”

“So you want me to help you guys cheat?”

“It’s not technically cheating.”

“I think your definition of cheating is much looser than mine.”

“So is that a no?” he asked.

You thought about it for a second. “Is there anything in it for me?”

“We’ll give you a cut of the winnings.”

You found yourself grinning. “How much did you guys bet?”

“Two hundred if they win, three hundred if we win. Basically whoever’s on the losing team has to cough up a hundred bucks.”

“Jeez, I can’t believe Wonwoo is risking that much on a stupid game.”

“Are you upset?”

“No, it’s his money he can do whatever he wants with it. I just think he’s a dumbass.”

“Not arguing with that.”

“Do you need me to remind you that you’re betting the same amount?”

“Fair enough,” he chuckled. “So you’ll do it? For a hundred?”

“Yeah, you’ve got yourself a deal.”

“Pleasure doing business.” Mingyu smirked and held out his hand for you to shake. You rolled your eyes at the formality but shook his hand anyway, just as Wonwoo came up to the both of you and clapped Mingyu on the shoulder.

“What are my best mate and my best girl talking about?” he asked, leaning down to kiss you.

“I wanted to go swimming, but Mingyu said you guys are about to play volleyball?” You piped up before Mingyu could say anything. Maybe you should’ve felt guiltier than you did about lying to your boyfriend and for what you were about to do, but hey, a hundred dollars was a hundred dollars . And if everything went according to plan, you’d be getting some good dick too. A win win.

Wonwoo frowned a little bit. “Oh yeah, sorry. Wanna play, love?” he offered. “There’s still some room on Mingyu’s team.”

You made a face. “What about your team? Can’t you make one of your other team members switch?”

He winced. “I love you, y/n, but you’re shit at sports.”

Any trace of remorse left over what you’d agreed to do dissolved in that moment. He fucking deserved what he was about to get.

“The stupid game is that important to you? Asshole,” you scoffed, and put your sunglasses back on before laying back down on the towel.

“Y/n,” Wonwoo whined, and crouched down next to you. “I-”

“Go play your fucking game.”

He stood back up, but lingered for a moment. You could tell he felt bad, but you weren’t having it. “Wanna go swimming after?” he asked in a quiet voice.

“Sure, whatever.”

You could tell he’d walked away when the shadow over you disappeared. You weren’t going to lie to yourself, you were a little pissed about the comment he’d made. Were you shit at sports? Yes, definitely, but could he have at least pretended to love you enough to be on the same team as you? Also yes. He should’ve known you were going to say no anyway.

While you were still fuming you hadn’t even realized the boys had started the game. Not even a minute in and you were already slacking on your end of the bet. You propped yourself back up for a moment to watch. You could see why Mingyu had asked for your help. Wonwoo and his team were dominating so far, and you couldn’t help but admire how fit your boyfriend looked as he served the ball to the other side of the court. You licked your lips absentmindedly, ready to pull him back to the car right fucking then.

You forced yourself to stop watching the game stood up from your towel, brushed yourself off, and began walking towards the water. You made sure to pull your bikini bottoms as far up your ass as you could in the process just to get Wonwoo’s attention as you walked past the volleyball net. Sure, you’d agreed to go swimming with him after the match, but you’d never promised to wait for him.

As you made your way down to the shore, you noted that not only Wonwoo’s head turned to watch you walk, but all five of the boys cast their attention away from the game and towards you. You glanced behind your shoulder for a second, and caught Mingyu’s smirk. He took advantage of Wonwoo’s lapse in concentration to spike the ball back over to their side and score a point.

You heard some yelling and protestation, but pretended to ignore it and continued to wade into the water.

It was warmer than you thought it would be, and deeper. There was a steep drop a few feet in that you might have tripped over if you weren’t careful. You only ended up staying in the ocean for a few minutes; Wonwoo couldn’t really get distracted by you if your whole body was submerged underwater. You weren’t there to swim around anyway, just to get your bathing suit wet so it would stick to your body.

You’d worn one that didn’t have pads in it so you knew that once you got out of the water the whole beach would be able to see your nipples poking through the fabric. You didn’t have a problem with that. Wonwoo might.

While you were down there you got your hair wet too, just for good measure. Might as well pull out all the stops since a hundred dollars were on the line.

You weren’t sure what the score was by the time you made your way back up to your towel, but you didn’t make an effort to ask. What you did know, though, was that Wonwoo was getting frustrated. Even from where you were you could see that his jaw was clenched and his brows were furrowed.

The opposing team seemed to be doing just fine though, and you stopped to watch them high-five each other after Mingyu scored another point by slamming the ball over the net onto Wonwoo side of the court.

“Damn, nice one, Gyu!” you called out from where you were standing, giving him a big smile and thumbs up. It was sort of dorky, not to mention a cheap shot, but if you knew Wonwoo as well as you thought you did, it’d be the perfect thing to rile him up.

“Thanks, y/n!” he shouted back and winked, ignoring the weird look Hansol gave him. “It’s about time you started rooting for the winning team!”

You struggled not to laugh when you looked back over to the other side of the court and saw all three boys scowling at Mingyu. You didn’t even know why he needed you in the first place, he knew how to push their buttons so well already.

Wonwoo’s fists were clenched now, and he looked this close to tackling his best friend to the ground. The two of you weren’t even flirting with each other, not really, but Wonwoo was the most competitive person you knew and it wasn’t always the best color on him. For you to be cheering for the team that he’s not on, and for that team to be winning- there was no doubt in your mind that he was royally pissed. Not to mention, that you just so happened to be cheering for his attractive best friend who may or may not have mentioned having sex dreams about you once or twice in passing.

It was good, but it wasn’t enough. Soonyoung made some offhand comment about how close the scores were so you knew you needed to keep going. You turned your attention away from the game again and lowered yourself down on your stomach on top of your towel and casually undid the strings of your bikini top to “sunbathe”.

If anyone asked it was so you didn’t get tan lines on your back, it was something that a lot of women did. In reality, however, you didn’t give a shit about tan lines, you just wanted to see how Wonwoo would react.

You pulled out your book to read while you tanned, tuning back into the game every once and a while to see how it was going. You could hear Soonyoung and Seungkwan yelling at Wonwoo to ‘pay attention’ or ‘snap the fuck out of it’ and smiled to yourself, excited for what was to come.

After several more minutes, your bathing suit was almost dry and you were starting to fall asleep on your towel. The volleyball game was taking way longer than you anticipated and you just wanted Mingyu and Hansol to win already. You didn’t have any other ideas to distract your boyfriend so you hoped they could pull it off.

Then, what you would call a fucking miracle happened. You were still nearly dozing off on top of your book when a pink Frisbee landed on the sand right in front of your face.

“Sorry about that!” called the voice of its owner and you squinted to see him jogging over to you. A few of his friends weren’t far behind and they all congregated in a little group in front of your towel. They looked to be about your age, maybe a little older. “Sorry to wake you up,” the ringleader apologized again, but smiled like he wasn’t really that sorry.

You propped yourself up on your elbows, one hand holding your loose bikini to your chest, while the other handed the Frisbee back to smiling guy. “No worries, I didn’t mean to fall asleep anyway.”

“What’s your name?” Ringleader asked. “I’m Jeonghan, and these are some of my fraternity brothers.”

Of course. You should’ve guessed. They were all jacked, tan, and had an air of privilege about them that you couldn’t miss. They were objectively cute, sure, but nothing in comparison to your boyfriend playing volleyball behind you. Not to mention their pack mentality freaked you out a little.

“I’m y/n,” you said and held your free hand out to them to shake, still keeping your other hand on your bikini top so you wouldn’t flash them. “Are you guys on a holiday break or something?”

“Yeah, just trying to make the most out of our last few days.”

“You from around here?” another boy asked, not being subtle at all in the way he was eyeing you.

“No, we just took a little day trip,” you explained and cleared your throat, wondering how long they’d stick around and when Wonwoo was going to come over and dick you down out of jealousy.

“We?” Ringlea- Jeonghan asked, cocking his head to the side. “Are you here with your friends?”

“Her boyfriend, actually,” Wonwoo piped up calmly from behind you. You looked back and saw him standing a few feet behind your towel with his arms crossed. He could be annoying, but fuck if he didn’t have good timing.

“Oh-uh, well I was nice to meet you.” Jeonghan mumbled abruptly and nodded to his friends to get back to their Frisbee game. They were gone before you could even say goodbye back.

“Attracting all sorts of attention today, aren’t you, love?” Wonwoo sneered and knelt down beside you.

His words went straight to the heat between your legs and you turned over onto your back to get a better look at him. “I don’t know what you’re talking about,” you lied, daring him to challenge you.

“I think you do, y/n,” he continued. The way he whispered your name sent a shiver down your spine. “I mean, you’re practically naked in front of the whole beach right now.”

“I’m wearing a swimsuit.”

“You know what I mean. And all for what? To make me jealous? So I’d fuck you? Because you could’ve just asked, baby.”

You whimpered, but didn’t say anything and leaned up to kiss him, desperately wanting to feel his lips against yours. He leaned in too, but stopped just short of your mouth, pulling back a bit to look into your eyes. “I could just pull your bikini bottoms to the side, no one will notice.”

You moaned softly, wanting nothing more than for him to do exactly that. You weren’t even sure if you could wait to get home at this point, you wanted him inside of you now. He put a hand on each knee and spread your legs apart, whistling in awe at the wet spot on your bathing suit. You felt your face heat up in embarrassment. “I haven’t even touched you and you’re already this wet.”

“All because of you,” you panted, reaching out for him, but he pulled back.

“You know all of your teasing made me lose the game, right? I couldn’t focus because I was so distracted.” You nodded. “I was so fucking hard the whole match because of what you were doing”

And then your dumbass had to open your big mouth. “So Mingyu told you?”

Wonwoo pulled back, and gave you a confused look, clearly caught off guard. “Told me what?”

“Y/n, that was incredible, you were perfect!” Mingyu exclaimed as he ran up to you and Wonwoo, holding out a hundred dollar bill to you.

You winced as you took it, wishing you hadn’t said anything.

“Y/n, what the fuck?” Wonwoo demanded, even more frustrated than he had been a minute ago. “What were you incredible at?”

“Fucking distracting you, dude. I asked her if she’d be in on the bet with me for a cut of the winnings since you guys had more team members.”

Your boyfriend glared at you. “Is that true?”

“I mean, it’s just a game… and I thought it’d be fun,” you said quietly.

“That’s what you guys were talking about earlier, wasn’t it?”

“Yeah, she didn’t need any convincing she was totally down-”

“Mingyu,” you interrupted, pinching the bridge of your nose, “please, if you have any mercy for my pussy please shut the fuck up.”

His face went scarlet and he shut his mouth without further comment.

“So that’s it?” Wonwoo asked, obviously not ready to drop the subject yet. “You’re just gonna sell out your own boyfriend that easy?”

“You said you didn’t want to be on a team with me!”

“Don’t turn this around on me! You’re the one who helped them cheat!”

“Oh I don’t know if I’d call it cheating,” Mingyu interjected again.

“Shut up, Mingyu!” you and Wonwoo both shouted.

“Look, I’m sorry,” Mingyu said quietly. “If I had known it was going to be this big of a deal I wouldn’t have asked her. I just thought I was being clever, that it’d be a fun way to beat you guys, but I’m sorry I went too far.”

Wonwoo sighed and ran a hand through his wet curls. “It’s fine. I’m sorry I overreacted.”

“So… we’re good?” Mingyu asked, holding out a hand to help Wonwoo up.

“Yeah, we’re good. Next time, though, we’re playing fair.”

“Deal.”

“Y/n, you still want to go swimming, love?” Wonwoo asked, turning back to you.

“We’re not- we’re not going home?” Despite everything you were still incredibly horny, and you’d been patiently waiting for Wonwoo to rail you for what felt like hours now.

“Not yet,” he said and helped you to your feet. “Let’s make the most of our beach day.”

“I think the rest of us are going to find an ice cream shop,” Mingyu added. “Winners are buying. Do either of you want anything?”

“No thanks, we’ll hang out here by ourselves for a while.” Wonwoo answered for the both of you.

He wrapped an arm around your waist as you walked down to the water together and you relaxed, enjoying the feeling of his warm skin on yours. Only once you were out of Mingyu’s earshot did he lean down and whisper “your ass is going to be seven shades of red for that little stunt once we get home,” in your ear. Now it was your turn to be distracted.

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