#it's probably the sass

[yasyassie]

I can't get over this. I just can't.

#i love them more than anything #my sons #can't point out what they have in common but it's true #it's probably the sass #miles morales #spiderman #spiderman into the spiderverse #across the spiderverse #into the spider verse #miles morales spider man #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #percy pjo #pjo tv show

[letsmcfreackingloseit]

And for the holidays I give you memes! Memes everywhere!

I hope that all of you are having a wonderful time, but if not, I at least hope these silly doodles brought you a little joy!

I'm going to keep this short and sweet today, so to round this of: These doodles are based off of the fanfic Apex Polarity, which is written by the lovely @naffeclipse and Eclipse' design is based off of @themeeplord 's fantastic design!

And as a bonus, you will find an alteration and a bunch of Yeti slogans/puns under the cut:

and if you're wondering why I made so many gd yeti puns, it was for michael's mug. You gotta have some fitting and funny slogan for all mugs. Btw If any of you know some good yeti slogans and/or puns, please call me, I've been struggling.

Michael; local cryptid believer, but not cryptid enjoyer

Vanessa; POLAR BEARS

Eclipse; I'm having the best time of my life! :D

Y/n; I'm having A TIME :')

#apex polarity #polar!y/n #polar!vanessa #polar!michael #polar!eclipse #orca!eclipse #dca #dca au #OK! Here comes the obligatory extra thoughts section- from top to bottom order- GO!!! #BEHOLD!: is the will smith meme- but it's also kind of a reference to the “BEHOLD- a man!” joke but- you know- in reverse :P #also if you wondering why Y/n is kind of T-posing- it's the 'I have too many layers of clothes so I'm sort of T-posing' pose #I love drawing them like that XD #and also I'm giving them a little sass- you know- as a treat 💅❇️ #NDA: I love michael. He's been through shit and is trying so hard to keep everyone safe- #and for that I want to give him a break and a hug :') #POLAR BEARS: I know and you know and SHE knows *nods knowingly* polar bears XD #Me and the bad bitch: this fits so well with polar!y/n but it would be an even better fit for hare!y/n XD #my pronouns: Sorry Y/n- eclipse will like you no matter the gender- so you're stuck! Good luck! XD #Yeti puns: OK so Michael knows sirens exists right? #So I was thinking that he's probably a cryptid believer- but not so much a cryptid enjoyer #So I was trying to make a mug slogan that was kind of both #but that was HARD- so in the end I picked just a pure and very simple yeti pun for his mug #the 'Yeti? Not on my watch!' ties back to michael believeing in cryptids- but not liking them #so yes- my headcanon is he will send cryptids to Uno hell if possible #at 'yeti spagetti!' I was grasping at straws- NOTHING RHYMES WITH YETI EXCEPT SPAGETTI!! Also yes- #spagetti is misspelled and I'm going to keep misspelling it because why tf is there an H in the word spagetti? NAY I SAY!! *GASP* ok done! #again I hope all of you are doing well in these times #and I'm sorry for being so late in saying this naff (got caught up in the holiday prep)- but I hope you're feeling better now! Ik how #stressful it can be around the holidays- but I hope this cheered you up and that you'll get to relax after chirstmas! #NOW I NEED TO STOP BECAUSE I'VE REACHED THE TAG LIMIT- happy holidays everyone and hope you have a good one!

[dittolicous]

Also, like, if they do eebie Blue, you have to realize how much of a BIG DEAL that would be in the Pokemon World. Cuz ok, Anabel didn’t really leave anyone behind, no canon family and she even got to keep her mons. Ingo left behind his brother Emmet and his team, so that's more distressing of course. But Blue?

Blue wouldn't just leave behind a sister but also a GRANDFATHER. Y'know, motherfucking Professor Oak. AKA possibly the Biggest Name in canon, THE quintessential Pokemon Professor. And for all we joke about him forgetting Blue's name, lbr, he definitely loves both his grandchildren deeply. So if one suddenly went missing, there's absolutely no way he wouldn't cash in every favor and pull every string to bring them home safe.

And that doesn't even touch on Blue's connection with the Kanto League as both a former Champion and Gym Leader, his legendary friendship with Champion Red, and of course their work in the Battle Tree.

Blue Oak disappearing would be a National fucking Emergancy across numerous regions, the likes of which we have yet to see in Pokemon.

#pokemon #pokemon legends za #pokemon legends arceus #rival blue #blue oak #green oak #professor oak #and ok sure they could eebie red instead #but cmon no one would ever realize something was up and red would conquer any Pokemon region without breaking a sweat #that would be an average weekend for him #blue in the other hand would probably be cool for a few days b4 going 'actually this fucking sucks' and returning to his brat routes #as he bitches and angrly tries to find a way home #regardless of memory loss #not even a total mind wipe could rob him of his brat sass core #complaining the entire time as he tries to reinvent the wheel which has been un-invented

[guardianofthedawn]

Noob Saibot: I could kill you here and now, brother.

Kuai Liang: Really? So could any of your shadow clones. So could a dog. So could a dedicated duck. You are not that special, Bi-Han.

#mortal kombat #incorrect mortal kombat quotes #kuai liang #noob saibot #sub zero #bi han #I live for sassy sibling banter #noob would probably be proud of his baby brother’s sass #kuai liang subzero

[stars-n-spice]

Had an epiphany:

Feel free to add on!

#the amount of sass in a room with all three of them? #ok but rampart is coming out of there crying first #sinjir reads both of them to absolute FLITH #kallus would probably hate them both #they all hate each other #two days later sinjir and condor are doing double dates with kallus and zeb #meanwhile rampart has to fourth wheel #sinjir and kallus might hate each other but they can at least bond over bullying rampart for not having a rebel bf too #“lol imagine being an ex imp and NOT having a boyfriend” - “couldn't be me” - “i hate you both” #tbb #tbb s3 #tbb s3 spoilers #sw rebels #rebels #sw aftermath #aftermath trilogy #alexsander kallus #agent kallus #edmon rampart #admiral rampart #sinjir rath velus

[killerandhealerqueen]

Ep. 25

Ep. 33

Don't mind me, just fucking losing my mind over the fact that the two people who are the most important to Jiang Yuelou said this to him

This is fine.

I'm fine.

#sass watches cdramas #Killer and Healer #cdramas #Killer and Healer rewatch #bai jinbo #chen yuzhi #jiang yuelou #did i catch this before? #i don't know #probably not #but fuuuuuuuck meeeeee my dudes #if you need me #i'm gonna go lie down and scream about this fucking show

[revwenge]

9th doctor uses she/her pronouns send tweet mute replies

#doctor who #dw #9th doctor #christopher eccleston #bbc #probably not even a hot take but askskshwv she/her 9 is rotting my brain #/pos #shitpost #plus the amount of SASS she has i love her sm

[columboscreens]

#columbo #season 8 #murder smoke and shadows #ehehehehe eyyy #i love columbo's Measured Sass in that delivery #Yeah. I guess it's probably something along the lines of murder. You could say that

[galactic-glamour-girl-posts]

Sassy Pinky is best Pinky:

Bonus panels:

#pinky and the brain #patb #patb comic #mortimer mouse #mickey mouse #I just love when Pinky's sass comes out #Brain looked so smug as well that's what makes it better #it's from patb issue 4 by the way #Also I realise the mouse hat is probably meant to be a parody of MICKEY Mouse not a direct reference to Mortimer Mouse #they likely only went with “Mortimer” because of copyright and it being a clever reference to what Mickey was originally gonna be called #but it's still a funny coincidence

[astriefer]

A friendly reminder that Alastair singing an inappropriate song in front of the whole enclave is canon.

#AND THOMAS WAS THERE. AND HE PROBABLY DOESN'T REMEMBER. GOD. #he is such a lovely mess I can't I adore him and his sass so much #go cause havoc my boy #It just makes me smile so much #alastair carstairs #the last hours #tlh #tsc #chain of gold #chain of iron #chain of thrones #the letter game #type: text #thomastair #styx.txt

[tillygirl]

Zues: you must be mature, Perseus, so we can settle this

Percy: Splish splash your opinion is trash

Poseidon: *high five*

#percy jackson #riordanverse #pjo #incorrect pjo quotes #zeus #Poseidon #funny #meme #did percy get his sass from Poseidon or sally? #this would probably happen tho

[shan-helsing]

everyone PLEASE tell me who ur fav of the three is and why. i love hearing everyones reasoning for their blorbos

#i love duck the most bc of his sass #AND REALISTICALLY. he acts a lot like my oc and that is an immediate I LOVE YOU card #i had the same experience w laszlo but duck is just something else #hes a big bundle of lovely hatred and evil #hes reactions and one liners are probably the funniest for me #this bitch is so cunty rude and i want to kiss him for it #dhmis duck #dhmis #dont hug me im scared #don't hug me i'm scared #dhmis red guy #dhmis yellow guy #duck guy

[w1lmutt]

Re the LoZ/LU ask: All multiples of 5. (Also I only read updates, too, I understand!)

5: which Link is your favorite?

Is anyone going to be surprised when I say ww link? No, ok. Idk I just adore the little guy, he's so normal in a weird kid way, until he's forced into a role bigger than that 👍 (cutting myself off here before I ramble)

Of course this leads to me pretty easily loving lu wind too, it's kinda funny how this silly kid is one of the more competent heroes in the group lmao

It's been a while since I played it, but as someone who's one boss fight away from beating minish cap I can say confidently that this link is entering my top 5.

#sighhhh its the toons is anyone surprised? #honorary mention goes to sky and warriors. they're not stealing my boy winds spot but i do appreciate their existence in lu #...ok skyward sword link also gets a honorary mention. i find him funny the way he is capable of sass while looking like a golden retriever #I'm stopping myself now from mentioning anyone else fjrrjfbhkx #i must say that i do have some interpretations of winds story in lu that is not popular w fanon lol #but meh idc it's probably not canon in lu either lol #ask game

[soupmanspeaks]

you ever wonder if the Glamrocks's face tracking acts up when they look at Glamrock-Freddy, like they'll look at his face, and the recognition will register as Freddy, but their systems for whatever reason or another think that there is a face overlapped on Freddy's do you think they see two small squares next to him, at his side, roughly child sized, but no one is physically there.... right...?

#fnaf #michael afton #five nights at freddy’s #glammike #crying child #elizabeth afton #i wanted to allude something to william but idk #would the glamrocks go into the sinkhole? maybe #maybe next to glamrock freddy alongside the weird overlapping face he has and the two kid height faces #there is a face tracking box next to him...standing #remember that post about the ghost hunters comin to the pizza plex? maybe the weird face tracking happens too... #im watching garret watts and Andrew's constant facial tracking anomalies inspired this post lol #anyways i really like the thought that despite being the most friendly Glamrock; Freddy has this......feeling about him #his AI was made just this year! programmed with cutting edge and top of the line technology! #then....then why does he go off script sometimes? why does he say things that wasn't programmed show dialogue? #how does he know about Mr. Afton? the killer from the 80's who committed heinous deeds? #Why does he speak as if he knew him personally? if his AI is just pulling stuff from online; Why does he speak with resentment about him? #IM SORRY I JUST LOVE THE CONCEPT!! #like just because this franchise has gotten more neon and sugery than ever; remember; lights can be blinding and sugar causes cavities #idk what that means just omg there is more horror potential than you think in the SB era of games if you look hard enough #off topic but back to freddy being a sweetie pie i think that its funny okay #freddy sasses adults okay okay but he isnt mean to kids okay maybe michael just idk; MATURED? maybe he just got some whimsy mkay? #listen if i was forced to be in a perpetual cycle of atoning for my own and my father's sins i would find any and all silver linings mkay #aw yeah this is sick i get to be a freddy mercury inspired glamrock bear WOOO #granted michael was probably tired of animatronic bands and pizza by fnaf 6 but ykkkkkkkk it.....could be worse? he could be his dad lmao #anyways headcannon michael listend to freddy mercury and this is the equivalent of cosplaying him scott told me so (trust) #tag rambles! theyre fun lol

[lady-quen]

Trying not to bury main in nonsense doodles, but I am releasing this butler Richter for your enjoyment

#he'd probably sass tf out of his master #Richter Abend #my art #tosdotnw #tales of symphonia dawn of the new world #tales of symphonia 2 #xd

[mikorens]

in gong ziyu's defense...

he wouldve gave the sword wielder position up in the first few eps to shangjue if they just asked him without berating him every 10 seconds. everyone and their mothers KNOW he is not fit to rule, hell even he knows he isn't. he's one night called by the elders and told his dad and brother are dead, shangjue is m.i.a and he's going to be the next sword wielder. i don't even think his spirit has woken up yet in that carriage ride with zishang and the next thing he knows is he's getting a good old back tattoo that prohibits him from ever going out of the valley.

ziyu grew up thinking he wont ever need to train that hard or be as good as his brothers, huanyu was there fully capable and responsible, shangjue was also there, even yuanzhi despite being the youngest. zishang and him were the outcast, though zishang kept on trying; ziyu stopped caring. what ziyu lacked in skills in fighting and lack of knowledge about ruling he was extremely kind. he's the exact opposite of what they expect a gong man should be. the man has no mean bone in his body, he has some snarky remarks sometimes but never really says anything demeaning. like that scene where they were prying his mother's medical chart and found out that it was shangjue's mom instead, he could've said something to shangjue, something mean, something that would hit shangjue like truck; but he didn't. (noticed this too with zishang in the scene with yuanzhi in the workshop where yuanzhi said something about her dad hating zishang, she could've said something about yuanzhi not growing up with a mother and father bc they're deceased, she just weeped).

we've literally seen him want to give back the sword wielder position to huanyu when he came back, he was going to give it back 100% if huanyu wanted it. what ziyu wants in the beginning was to be the next hot malewife in jiuchen valley not to be the sword wielder.

yes, ziyu had doubts and was suspicious of everyone, especially gsj and gyz, he was grieving. but literally everything would've been cleared up if (1) they just sat down and spoke to one another without trying to one up each other. the front hill gongs have this animosity between them even if they do try to deny it, you can see how much of a better-fit zishang and ziyu are when they're with the back hill gongs. if anything shangjue and yuanzhi's consistent berating of him, made him want to become a legitimate sword wielder. he just went "well damn, might as well!", spite being one of his motivations to become better is sooooo funny to me, because same. "how about the tattoo?" idk he probably would've gotten it lasered or had a matching tat with shangjue if he did give the sword wielder position to him in the first few eps lol.

#my journey to you #yun zhi yu #gong ziyu #gong zishang #gong shangjue #gong yuanzhi #cdrama #ziyu's a pretty chill nice kid you could've just asked instead of plotting 7 diff ways how to kick him out. #zishang and ziyu deserved to spend more time with their back hill cousins #xue tongzi and zishang talks shit about yuanzhi all the time #elder yue probably sasses yuanzhi everytime he sees him #the back hill boys and their grudge towards yuanzhi for stepping on the lotus and fumigating yunque lmao