#just not amused etc

[skinnypaleangryperson]

I was more entertained by the two seconds of the preview for next week's episode than the entirety of this one. I am not, however, going to buy into their meat hanging teasing that it's going to be something that's serialized. 🤡 We all know that's their favorite thing to do and then not do it. (No, I'm not crying about it, just stating a fact).

#rick and morty #Yes I am complaining #suicide is such an overplayed concept for me because I literally have to fight not to do it everyday #and am part of an s support group of just people doing it all day long and used to work at the ER #I'm not necessarily angry #just not amused etc #I am exhausted by this generation #It's so desensitized to everything #My parents barely even know what suicide even is

[forestofsprites]

all human and angelic <3

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#the white lilies are sooo on the nose i’m sorry #it amused me #virginity is a construct etc etc but also the angelic connotations of the white lily #i have a flower phobia that lillies are on the cusp of so it was a bit of a nightmare #PS THIS IS FOUR MONTHS OLD… i just spent the morning fixing it to podt #post* i didn’t just. whack it out #i know i’ve been post arting daily and that is not intentional #my art #castiel #spn #supernatural #spn fanart #supernatural fanart #spn art #supernatural art #castiel fanart #castiel art

[s4lv4tions]

war god sukuna has no need for you. you know this as intimately as you know yourself.

he is a monstrous god, well-suited to the mantle he was given from birth; two pairs of muscular arms as thick as the average man’s torso, two cruel faces, a gaping maw carved into the hardness of his stomach. to peer into sukuna’s eyes is to see death and famine and destruction — wars raged long before you and long after you — and live through it all.

he has no need for you. he is perhaps more powerful than the entire pantheon, even the six-eyed-one and the curse-consumer, who swallows the sky every day to bring night. you have little understanding of the sheer magnitude of his power — your pathetic human brain can only fathom so much — but you know that sukuna, undoubtedly, is the very meaning of the word. and yet, he keeps you.

you are not a concubine, though he shirks those he has in favour of your company. you are not a general, nor an admiral, nor a soldier, and yet he seeks your counsel. you are not a mage, and hardly a grand priestess, and yet sukuna finds your door instead of that of his great temple, where hundreds live and breathe to serve him.

you had only reached the status of alter-maiden before your own temple was crushed to dust; little responsibility was given to you beyond tending the hearth, studying, and occasionally helping with chores. but sukuna dresses you in the finery of high priestesses — gauzy crimson dresses that bare your stomach and chest, fine golden jewellery and garnets that appear almost black in low light — and instructs you to dance in the way your superiors did. dances of worship, dances that he does not need, because he is already all-powerful.

the dances fit you like armour fits the weedy frame of a young boy — your legs don’t quite stretch far enough, your arms can’t move with a fluidity only gained by experience — but sukuna watches you like you are a sorceress, enchanting him with each step. he hushes uruame as they try to speak, insisting on remaining undisturbed during your worship — and when you finish, panting and glistening with sweat, your god only hums in satisfaction, grin all sharp-toothed and feral.

it must be blasphemous, you think, to perform such revered dances so clumsily—

but perhaps even more blasphemous, though, is the lingering touches your god fixes upon your waist; the hunger in his eyes as you dance; the scrape of his pointed nails against your jawline; the tent in his robes at the sound of your laboured breaths after dancing.

you fear the god of war means to have you in more ways than one — and worse still, you can’t find it within you to care.

#sukuna x reader #nsft #sukuna x you #jjk x reader #jjk x you #sukuna smut #jjk smut #listen i have a lot of thoughts abt how u really r just like #a toy for him at first #like a cat batting at a dying bird #ur just like so pathetic and human and hes like yeah ill take that one #and it means absolutely nothing at the start - ur just amusing and entertaining and ur heart beats like a hummingbirds when he looks at u- #-like he wants to split u in two on his cock (he does) #and then hes like oh fuck ur humanity has endeared u to me. oh fuck #etc but add more jealous concubines and godly drama of course :3333

[secretagentspydetectiveninja]

it’s 2am, i don’t know what possessed me to do this

#i mean. someone has probably done these memes before but oh well two cakes etc etc #ace attorney #kristoph gavin #klavier gavin #daryan crescend #random stuff #my stuff #i have absolutely no idea what kristoph and phoenix's ship name is #idek if it's accurate to say that i 'ship' it i just find it amusing #the more cursed and toxic the better #okay now to immediately post some Good art after this and then go to sleep #update: I FOUND OUT WHAT IT'S CALLED #krisnix

[leverage-ot3]

okay I’ve seen a lot of posts about sterling just being crowley and. guys. the implications just hear me out 😭😭😭

bending lore slightly here BUT let’s say crowley’s body was once inhabited by a human and crowley is possessing the body (maybe he kills the initial inhabitant bc he doesn’t care)

but he still has the guy’s memories. he doesn’t bother keeping up appearances with his ‘ex wife’ because he is too busy building up his hell empire. BUT for some reason he can’t quite identify, he still feels something towards his ‘daughter’. he lets the divorce happen and doesn’t feel the need (or desire) to fight for custody, but he can never quite forget her, to cast her out of his mind for good

some hijinks ensue with the leverage team. it’s mostly because even a grind culture demon wants some off time every once in a while, and for him the insurance investigator stuff is more of a hobby. interacting with the leverage crew is very low stakes for him, and honestly, quite amusing. they aren’t on his level power-wise, but that ford character gives him the mental exercise he hasn’t experienced in, well, he can’t even remember

he can feel their frustration and anger when they learn he has become employed by interpol and feeds off it. it’s great, and relaxing in a way he is never able to achieve while conducting hell-related business

one year he gets wind that olivia is in a really bad situation associated with his ‘ex wife’s’ new husband. he’s selling vital hardware to terrorists, and while that might actually be the kind of chaos he would normally support or be entertained by as the king of hell, something feels wrong about letting olivia stay anywhere near that man

he calls upon the body’s adversaries. he wouldn’t admit it, even under duress, BUT he feels slightly fond of them. nate for the three dimensional chess they play, sophie for her ability to charm and disguise, parker for her chaos and slightly unsettling nature (it’s the autism swag and being bad with human interaction but he doesn’t know that lol), hardison for his unapologetic intelligence and eliot for his hardened violent past and take-no-shit persona (he’s fun to tease)

they perform exactly as he expected, right into his carefully crafted plan. and then olivia is under his care and things get more complicated. he keeps her FAR, FAR away from anything related to the supernatural (heh). no one can find out about her, ESPECIALLY not those imbecile hunter brothers (if for nothing else than the embarrassment in revealing he has a weak spot)

not sure how to work it into this post but I also want to add that somewhere along the way he develops feelings for nate and sophie. the frame up job is near and dear to my heart and you can’t convince me that isn’t fighting as flirting behavior. his interpol persona is more of a side hustle so to speak, but he finds it fun (relaxing, even) to fill that role. there aren’t any obligations of other demons, bothersome hunters, or anything like that. nate and sophie are low stakes, except, they aren’t, really. they make him feel things he can’t ever really remember feeling. his heart beats fast when sophie sat in his lap and cradled his face, his hands sweat when nate gives him that certain smug look. he’s exasperated by the way they can run circles around him like no one else has ever before. they annoy him and get under his skin in a way no one else can and it’s infuriating. but also not, at the same time. maybe he likes it

and then the long goodbye job happens

hear me out and suspend your belief here for a second, because I can’t remember if crowley supernaturally knows when ppl die/are dead or not.

so nate is in interpol custody and the interviewer is obviously out of her depth. (most people are, when it comes to nathan ford.) he walks in and pours the man a drink, but he’s fuming. somewhere along the way he came to care about the team. hell and suffering is literally in his (official) job description, but he can admit (only to himself) that he admires what they do. it’s not for him, not anything close to where his passions and interests lie, but he respects their drive and purpose. he is also aware enough to acknowledge that they are a family, a group of misfits that never belonged quite anywhere except to each other.

and nate fucking blew it up, ruined it, because his vice is being so obsessed with the end game that he is apparently willing to let his team, his family, the people that anchor him to reality, die because the ends supposedly justify the means.

not this time. not to sterling crowley

he is enraged. he can admit within the confines of his mind that he cares for nate, for sophie, even for the other three (though nate and sophie have somehow made it a hierarchy where they are more important to him. which he will dissect later in private. maybe.)

nate let them die, he let sophie die, and for what? the black book? hell below, crowley would have made things easier somehow, if he knew that this was where nate’s sights had lied. he would have prevented this somehow. he wants to have prevented this. he doesn’t want any of them dead and is too afraid to check and verify because that would make it real. the idea of sophie (or any of them) somehow making it to hell instead of heaven would probably break something in him he might not be able to repare fully.

he yells at nate- he’s angry. hellfire burning in his heart because everything is ruined. the deaths aside (however hard it is to set them aside in his mind), nate will not recover from this, not ever. this will be the start of the end, he is sure. a miserable, guilt-ridden existence where he drinks himself to death and nothing will save him. it plays out in crowley’s mind in a thousand different ways that are beyond painful to conceptualize, even in theory.

the story starts to unravel and there is a game afoot. a solemn, miserable, infuriating game because the con is still in session because parker is alive and in the building- which sets another fire alight in his chest. ‘parker even know you got hardison killed?’ he rages for her grief when she finds out. he knows it will double when she finds out eliot has perished, too, because he isn’t fucking blind.

but nate is a brilliant man, lest he forget too quickly. they are all alive, and somehow still the entire crew slips through his fingers. he’s not even angry (he never would have been- he doesn’t actually try too hard to catch them. it’s about the game, not the consequences). he lets them keep the black book because he’s fucking exhausted and honestly, they more than earned it.

‘now we’re even. tell sophie to drive carefully’. they will never be even, not really. crowley would never admit or agree that being human is the superior state of being, but that have made him feel human in a way he doesn’t actually mind. they keep him on his toes and match him in a way unique to them, they remind him that there are other things than the realm of hell. not necessarily bigger than hell, but maybe just as important in a different sense.

watching the van drive away, something inside him settles. when he walked into the interrogation room that day he thought this was the beginning of the end. it’s not the end at all, not an end to anything. it’s a continuation of their story. maybe, he thinks, a beginning to a new era in it

#before anyone says anything YES I KNOW HOW SPN LORE WORKS I WATCHED IT FOR MANY YEARS #I am just making this silly post for my own (and possibly your) amusement #I’m not digging too heavily into spn plot because I haven’t watched in forever and don’t trust my memory to make accurate commentary lol #also I know it’s probably layed but lied looked better somehow don’t worry about it #sorry this is so long I wasn’t sure where to break it to a read more bc all of it was too important to me 😭💀 #tell me in the comments if you’d prefer a read more and where you think it should go #I haven’t been into spn for years HOW DOES THIS AU HAVE SUCH A CHOKEHOLD OVER ME #eliot spencer #parker #alec hardison #leverage ot3 #parker x hardison x eliot #(background) #nate ford #sophie devereaux #jim sterling #nate x sophie #nate x sophie x sterling #crossovers #leverage x spn #leverage x supernatural #supernatural #crowley spn #crowley supernatural #crowley #leverage #mine #not even queueing this I need it posted immediately. instant gratification #pls like rb comment etc I need the validation #I ended up putting a read more for the long goodbye job

[swordmaid]

such a firm believer that the jb courting stage is gonna be SO awkward and excruciating that it’s almost amusing. like brienne trying sooo hard to be casual about it but she gets so flustered by the little things he does, and she’d want to do Stuff for him bc her love language is acts of service but HE’S not used to that so he’s like ?? not to mention that that’s also his love language as well so it’s both of them going like stop fussing and let ME do that for you. I also think jaime is affectionate and would looooove pda but brienne clams up bc she’s not used to that yet. like the most she can do is hand holding but I think even that would leave her sweating and with a severe tummy ache

anyway to me the initial stage of the jb courting is sooo awkward and physically painful and CRINGE but once they’re more comfy they’ll go back to bickering

#also love the idea that jaime just finds her so amusing and he’s so delighted with her that he’ll always end up smiling or laughing #whenever she does anything. and brienne would be so self conscious abt it at the start…!!! and she’ll try sooo hard to be cool and casual #but then she’ll learn how to be more comfortable around laughter … and she can let her guard down etc 😭😭😭

[kawaiichibiart]

I need more fics of Zuko working at a teashop with Iroh (be it Pao's (iirc) or the Jasmine Dragon) but he's just really fucking short. Because can you imagine, be it Jet, Katara, anyone who's met Zuko (either as Zuko or as Li) stumbles into the teashop, makes a scene and comes off as a bad guy because they bullied this little boy?

I think I've read just one fanfic where this was a thing and I need more people to adopt the idea.

I just think it'd be funny if Katara tried to do what Jet did (let's say this happened a few days prior to Azula capturing Ba Sing Se), left because she realized no one believed her, returned later with the rest of the Gaang, Sokka tried backing her claim, he ALSO gets reprimanded for making stuff up about a little boy, and meanwhile this is all happening Aang and Toph are having a delightful time with their new friend "Li." Should they do something? Maybe. Will they? Nah, anyways Li what tea would you recommend?

#zuko #katara #aang #jet #sokka #toph #li from the tea shop #atla #i love the idea of zuko just accepting his new role as a child (you are one honey but whatever) #and using it to get out of trouble with people who recognize him #''how dare you say such things about mushi's nephew?'' #''the audacity of some of you; you're older than he is you should know better than bully a child!'' #''li is such a darling i wish he'd smile more and maybe he would if SOMEONE didn't make him feel uncomfortable.'' #etc. etc. etc. #of the gaang i think toph would be the one to go with it #know her friends are saying the truth #and just straight up deny what they're saying #she knows that this little boy is her friends enemy (and hers but like they haven't fought so is he really?) #but it's so much more amusing to see katara and sokka scramble to get support #she's not sure where aang stands until she hears him try to befriend ''li'' #bonus points to aang if he succeeds (like actually succeeds)

[rad-roche]

i picked up a few books today and started on one and was like wow, this has a lot of elements i'm primed to like. i hope i enjoy my time with it. and in chapter 1 a woman named gloria walks out and starts bickering with her anachronistic retrofuture wisecracking cyborg-detective sort-of-boyfriend-but-it's-complicated. and i'm sitting here like

#text post #(the book is bang bang bodhisattva) #it's pretty amusing to be like hmm will i like this let's see and getting smashed with the Keyword Deluge #ms wood i see your vision #dead man talking #dead woman walking #just a fun coincidence. only so many beats you can hit in a genre etc

[blorb-el]

Just saw your tags about Dick & Clark meeting first, where is this from?

the old time radio the adventures of superman show from the 1940s! unfortunately most of the serial was lost - we only have episode 2, 4, and 5, out of a 12 part serial. they are number 432-434 in this archive, if you wanna listen dick shows up in 433/part 4!

in brief, batman goes missing on a dangerous mission he refused to let dick in on, and dick, after trying everything, ends up writing a letter to superman asking for his help, and sends it to the planet. clark finds dick unconscious on a boat and rescues him, and they start working together to find bruce! and then the rest of the episodes are lost so we have to piece together the rest of the plot through secondhand sources :,)

#otr taos #< there's a more detailed listening guide and how-to in that tag on me blog if you're interested :^) #basically radioclark speedran becoming a stepdad #was thinking about it reading wf today...like there are a ton of versions of the first bruce and clark meeting #and many of them are suspicious/antagonistic etc. #but back then. bruce wasn't uhh. quite so BruceTM. and that first impression... superman protecting his lil robin... #from the first bruce trusted clark because he was there for dick. bc he helped dick when bruce was trapped. #and from then on they just. constantly save each others lives. and they go trout fishing together. and bruce is the only person clark tells #his identity. radio superbat is such a good flavor of superbat #it always makes me ;w; #the second episode which IS complete is batman and clark kent going to the amusement park together :) (to find kidnapped jimmy and dick) #also the radio show has a fun adaptation of dick's origin story where his parents are associated with the French Resistance #and that's why they were killed. bc it was contemporary! #old timey radio husbands

[inkstaindusk]

Anyway kohiiai would result in Aira becoming the most spoiled boyfriend ever followed by him viewing his relationship as a competition because Kohaku and Hiiro are both the guys who will proactively do things to make their partners happy and Aira would be the main victim of that simply because he wouldn't notice at first, and when he does I feel like there's a pretty good chance he'll go "oh no I'm not doing my part I need to bury them in gifts in return" and then he would just be one-sidedly keeping tabs on acts of service and whatnot. This relationship is a competition and by god is he going to win

#kohaku and hiiro would notice p quickly tho i think #and then theyd have to have a conversation about not stressing about 'contributing' #they just like to do stuff for him and each other etc bc it's nice to see their partners happy #it's all very sweet and yay communication but first: shenanigans #aira being competitive is amusing to me #dusk liveblogs #enstars lb #enstars #kohiiai #shiratori aira

[ineffable-doll]

Remembering when I joined the fandom in 2020 and no one would explain where the whole South Downs thing came from

#i read so many fics with the bookshop opening scene before learning it was a deleted scene from the season 1 script book #and the way people call the kiss EVERY because of the leak but if you don't KNOW that we sound CRAZY #and so many details from the original book that will go right over show-only fans' heads #i wonder how many things show-only fans think are fanon but are actually from the OG #he could do interesting things with tongue indeed mister snakeskin boots #and that's not even bringing the radio drama into this and the references to crowley wearing a skirt and hastur being dead etc #anyway this is not making fun of new fans by any means #if you're in this as deep as I am then we're in the same boat of absurdity #I'm just writing a fic that includes a lot of non-show non-canon scenes that exist in fandom spaces and it amused me #good omens #good omens 2 #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #aziraphale #crowley

[triptych-of-voids]

hello doctor! I have a (probably very silly) question

how weird is too weird for tags put on your posts? I know you've said "be abnormal", but I figured I might as well ask before cutting loose in a loving (platonic) way.

sincerely, and nervously, 🦌🥩 slides this anonymous ask through the mail slot (or however these appear to you!)

theres not much that i would consider to be 'too weird'. of course if you are going to be unkind in my tags then i will not be very happy with you, but otherwise youre more than welcome to be as unhinged in the tags as you would like

#i am not a child you will not have me quivering fearfully if you decide to say something risqué in my tags #in fact ill probably find it either amusing or flattering #i just dont want to see anyone tagging my posts as kin/me/literally me/id/etc that sort of thing is a big no here #do not be disrespectful or intentionally hurtful that should be fairly obvious #id prefer you not tag my posts with a ship if its not something meant as ship art #but other than that #i cant think of much else that would bother me #be free #the doc is in #replies from the void

[bandtrees]

i know it’s because serirei as a ship exists in part because people just like reigen and getting someone to ship with him is a way to express that, like the reigen feelings came before the ship, and people like to make their popular favs angsty and sad... 

...but it’s SO funny to me that out of the two of them, reigen gets the “troubled mentally ill guy with baggage who’s comforted by his partner” treatment. as if serizawa isn’t the most traumatized character ever put to animation

#babbles #does this make sense #ship hate #not really? i like serirei but tagging this jic #but yea the like... typical Seme Uke dynamics people ascribe to serirei amuse me to no end #literally people only make serizawa the big burly protective comforting one cuz hes tall. ...and bc they like reigen more than him #like idk how to put it but the meowmeowification of reigen has been devastating to serirei economy #bc it just becomes 'a way to make reigen content' or 'The Reigen Ship(tm)' and not really exploring the chars on their own merits #or any interesting conflicts etc etc or anything past... Reigen And His Plus One #tldr. i like serirei but fanon serirei is so much wasted potential to me<//3 #as someone who loves serizawa but sees serirei make up like 90% of the stuff of him BOOOO #also stole some of this phrasing from fig bc we have this discussion OFTEN LMAO

[oksanas-sun]

my flight to london is going in like 1 ½ hours ahhh

#boarding is in an hour #so now i'm just waiting #but luckily i'm through security and stuff already #was a bit embarrassing because i forgot to put my liquids (shampoo deodorant etc) into a clear bag and they needed to open my suitcase #and ofc miles the teddy was right on top #and my teddy bear shirt (the one oksana wore in s3) was right there on display too #the security lady looked pretty amused and kinda weirded out but she didn't say anything thank god #anyway

[thesaintofnevergettingitright]

So I was checking to see if Mr Joey Batey has posted anything on insta (for no particular reason, it’s not like anything of note happened recently…) and I noticed something I find extremely funny. Now, I know that he definitely only made that account when he started the show and that it was probably specifically for Witcher-adjacent content. HOWEVER i do find it very entertaining that he still only follows 5 people…

And that he FORGOT TO FOLLOW MADELEINE????

Sir, you’ve had that account since 2019?? Please figure out how to work Instagram???

#Joey Batey #The Witcher #the amazing devil #mine #cavill-gate #lmaoooooo #I’m willing to bet good money one of his coworkers set that account up for him and he’s refused to mess with the settings since #and look. I love an anti-technology king… BUT #Joey. My friend. this feels like an oversight Lmao. #and I know there’s a chance he’s got a private account where he actually follows his friends #but like??? that might make it worse lol? cuz then he should really know how to with the damn app? #and obvs there’s the tad account #but lbr I think we will figured Madeleine was doing most of their posting #like I’m sure the actual creation of the posts is very collaborative etc #but I have a suspicion that Madeleine has actual control of the account tbh #anyway this was just an amusing moment in this extremely upsetting day #I’m feeling an embarrassing amount of legitimate distress about the liam hemsworth stuff so this was my distraction

[quaranmine]

i love being deeply pretentious about my fanfic. i love treating fanfic with all the care of weaving narratives and themes and parallelisms as published literature.

anyway, chapter eight of firewatch au starts with a jack kerouac quote-

#he was a fire lookout on desolation peak in 1956! #no but i just think it's mildly amusing to start bringing in famous american literary figures of the beat generation #for a mcrp fanfic #but it's my fanfic and i will enjoy all of it greatly <3 cringe is dead etc etc i'm being dead serious in how my work is presented with thi