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incorrectstarwarsquotess · 1 year

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Obi-Wan, in Kenobi: Sorry it took me so long, I broke down on the way here.

Co-Worker: No problem. Is your speeder okay?

Obi-Wan: Speeder?

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kasplonk · 2 years

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*Obi-Wan Kenobi on Ellen*

Ellen: so we've got a little bit of a surprise for you

Obi-Wan: omg Ellen you didn't

*Darth Maul jumps out the box, immediately lunging for Obi-Wan*

*Obi-Wan already running off stage*

Audience: *Cheers and laughs*

*Obi-Wan runs back across the stage with Darth Maul chasing him. Both of them are screaming*

I'm sorry, I find this fucking hysterical. Inspired by this post

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overlord-of-fantasy · 26 days

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He never dies!!

Obi-Wan, at Maul's funeral: I need a moment with him. Everyone: Of course. *They leave* Obi Wan, leaning over Maul′s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead. Maul, ignights his lightsaber: Yeah, no shit.

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bbygirl-obi · 8 months

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obi-wan, screaming at anakin mid battle: ibic cuyir an jorcu be gar!! anakin, sighing: yeah i know cody: when did you learn mando'a????? anakin: i didn't. i just know the phrase "this is all your fault" in every language obi-wan speaks.

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tattycoram · 2 months

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Obi-wan: Why is Cody crying? Rex: He took a 'which Jedi are you' quiz Obi-wan: And? Rex: And he got general Skywalker

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ventresses · 3 months

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Star Wars + Text Posts & Headlines

Obi-Wan Kenobi (2022)

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magnusbae · 5 months

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Prequels: Incorrect Quotes

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techfan450 · 4 months

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Mace Windu: Some jedi have grown attachments towards the clone troopers...

Obi Wan, married to Cody: *gasp* How scandalous!

Plo Koon, on the process of legally adopting the Clone Army: Preposterous!

Anakin, who fools around with the 501st like they were all children: How could that reckless, handsome jedi do that??

Yoda: For an idiot, you all take me.

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fantasticgothicpeachsludge · 4 months

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Cody siping his caf watching Anakin and Ahsoka blow up a building: Not my circus, not my monkeys.

Obi-wan running towards the burning building: MycircusmymonkeysMycircusmymonkeysMycircusmymonkeysMycircusmymonkeys-!

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incorrectstarwarsquotess · 1 year

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Obi-Wan, in Kenobi: People call anything ‘mental illness’ these days.

Obi-Wan: Like, sometimes, I’ll lie in bed all weekend, because I no longer take pleasure in things I used to enjoy.

Obi-Wan: Does that make me *uses air-quotes* ‘depressed’?

Bail Organa: Yes..

Leia: It does..

Second sister: Yeah, dude..

Obi-Wan:

Obi-Wan, in disbelief: ...What?

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mearchy · 3 months

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Aayla: I'm so happy, I could kiss you!

Bly: Um...Neat.

*later*

Bly, lying face down on his bed: I said "Neat", Cody. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm kriffing stupid.

Cody, reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, Bly. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Obi-Wan confessed his love for me?

Bly: Didn't you thank him?

Cody: *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked him.

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obes-kenobes-benos · 4 months

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Anakin: Not gonna lie, I'm kind of afraid of Cody... Obi-Wan: As you should be. Anakin: No, for real, he is kind of- Obi-Wan As. You. Should. Be.

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thegalaxykatsworld · 1 year

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Padme: did you know Obi wan gives Cody flowers every single morning?

Anakin:…yes?

Padme: why don’t you do that :(

Anakin:..

Anakin: d-do you want me too?

Padme: YES Ani!

-the next day-

Cody, staring at the flowers is Anakin offering him: why the hell are you doing this?

Anakin: I don’t get it either just take them-

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bbygirl-obi · 11 months

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obi-wan: cody, do you think i can be difficult to work with? cody: there is no other jedi i would rather serve under, sir. obi-wan: you're speaking to the negotiator, cody. i know how to spot when someone's dodging a question. cody: you're my superior officer, sir. obi-wan: alright then. everything you say in the next thirty seconds is free, starting now. cody, immediately: you're cocky, pushy, reckless, flirty at the most inappropriate times, value vanity more than wearing armor in a war zone, have daddy issues so massive everyone can see it from clicks away- obi-wan: but- cody: i have 22.5 seconds left, sir. i'm not done.

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deserthusbands · 3 months

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cody: don't worry, i have a few knives up my sleeve for situations like this, sir.

obi-wan : i think you mean cards.

cody, pulling a knife from his sleeve: no, i do not.

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tattycoram · 6 months

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Obi-wan, drunk and sobbing on a table: And I keep trying to tell Cody I'm in love with him, but he's so damn dense and he never notices when I flirt with him Cody:...when did you meet someone else named Cody?

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