#incorrect quotes (?)

[cod-dump]

Price: Why is there a COFFIN in the rec room??

Soap: We’re having a funeral for Ghost

Price: WHAT?!

Gaz: He didn’t have one when he ‘died’ so we’re throwing one for him

Price: Wha- You don’t THROW a funeral!

Soap: Well, we are now. The soldiers are writing speeches for it

Price:

Gaz: It’s this weekend, by the way. Don’t miss it or Ghost will think you don’t care about him

Price: … what the fuck-

#call of duty #modern warfare #john soap mactavish #kyle gaz garrick #john price #simon ghost riley #incorrect quotes

[amariram]

Uther: you are not good enough for my son.

Merlin: you’re not good enough for your son.

Uther: excuse me?

Merlin: you heard me.

#protective merlin #i can see arthur blushing confused #merthur #merlin #bbc merlin #arthur pendragon #incorrect quotes #merlin fandom #bradley james #colin morgan

[lavenderstobins]

stranger tweets part 7

[part 1] [part 2] [part 3] [part 4] [part 5] [part 5.5] [part 6]

#stranger things #eddie munson #max mayfield #mike wheeler #fake tweets #incorrect stranger things quotes #incorrect quotes #steve harrington #nancy wheeler #steddie #*mine #platonic edancy #lucas sinclair #lumax #ted wheeler #fruity four

[incorrectbatfam]

how would his goons would react if Red Hood randomly de-aged and kept asking for “dad” (Batman)?”

Goon #1: I guess we're dad now.

Goon #2: We?

Goon #1: Yes, we. I'm taking you down with me.

Baby Jason: I'm hungry.

Goon #1: You got any food?

Goon #2: Just an energy bar.

Goon #1: That works. Feed him while I figure a way outta here.

Goon #2:

Jason:

Goon #2: *shoves the energy bar in Jason's mouth like a pacifier*

#jason todd #red hood #batman #batfamily #batfam #batboys #batbros #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics #headcanon #tw food mention

[terry-perry]

Alastor (watching Y/N from afar): Look at her. I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss!

#incorrect quotes #source: the addams family #alastor x reader #alastor the radio demon #x reader #alastor #hazbin hotel #hazbin #hazbin alastor

[rxmqnova]

Y/N: Can I get a waffle?

Natasha and Wanda: *fighting and yelling at each other*

Y/N: Can I PLEASE get a waffle?

#source: incorrect quotes generator #incorrect marvel quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #natasha romanoff #wanda maximoff #black widow #scarlet witch #natasha x reader #natasha x y/n #natasha romanoff x reader #natasha romanoff x you #natasha x you #wanda maximoff x natasha romanoff #natasha x wanda #wanda x reader #wanda maximoff x reader #wanda x y/n #wanda x you #wanda x nat x reader #wanda x natasha #wanda maximoff x y/n #wanda maximoff x you #wandanat x y/n #wandanat #wandanat x reader #wandanat x you

[its-really-dry]

y/n, watching wanda practice her spells: you have really nice hands....

wanda: *smirks* you have a great taste in necklaces

y/n: *dies*

#marvel #the avengers #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #wanda maximoff x you #wanda maximoff #wanda maximoff x fem!reader #wanda maximoff fluff #wanda maximoff x reader

[strawlessandbraless]

Sam: *just existing*

Cas: Dean and I do fuck nasty on the regular

*Cas turns to Dean and shrugs*

Cas: I wasn’t going to mention it

#supernatural #destiel #spn #dean winchester #castiel #deancas #spn crack #sam winchester #spn text post #incorrect spn #incorrect quotes #incorrect spn quotes

[octopiys]

Alejandro: I hate verbs in English

Alejandro: I dance

Alejandro: you dance

Rodolfo: si

Alejandro: he dances.

Alejandro: why?

Soap: huh?

Alejandro, pointing at Phillip: is he dancing more than me?

Rodolfo: I don't think so-

Alejandro: six hundred and forty five people dance, and

Alejandro: he dances.

Soap:

Alejandro: how much is this mother fucker dancing?

#call of duty #cod mw2 #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #modern warfare 2 #ghostsoap #captain john price #alejandro vargas #alerudy #incorrect quotes #rodolfo parra #phillip graves #philip graves #soapghost #rodolfo x alejandro #alejandro x rodolfo

[tomriddleslovergirl]

House of the Dragon Incorrect Quotes

Aemond: If we don’t get out of this alive… If we’re both about to die… I love you, y/n! *Neither of you die* You: … Aemond: … You: So do you wanna talk about somethi- Aemond: No thank you.

Aegon: Why should I make my bed, when I'm just gonna unmake it to sleep in it anyways? Alicent: Why should I feed you if you're just gonna die anyways? Aegon: Aegon: I'll go make my bed-

You: Aegon won’t wake up, what do I do? Aemond: Did you try kicking him? You: Yes. Aemond: I’m out of ideas.

You: Your Honor, I hereby submit the following to the court: You: Aegon, what the actual FUCK?

Aemond: Y/n, I am nothing if not a man of principle. Aemond: Now let’s break into this apartment.

Daemon: I'm a reverse necromancer. You: Isn't that just killing people? Daemon: Ah, technicality.

Aegon: I was arrested for being too cool. Aemond: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

You: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives Aemond: I wake up at 4:30 AM You: You: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

Aegon: Change is inedible. Aemond: Don't you mean inevitable? Aegon, spitting out coins: No, I did not.

Aemond: What the fuck is wrong with you?! Aegon: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'. Aemond: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!

You: We’re getting married, bitches! Daemon: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.

Aegon, struggling to keep upright in his 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me Rhaenyra, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.

#aemond targaryen x reader #aemond targaryen #aegon targaryen x reader #aegon targaryen #hotd x reader #house of the dragon x reader #house of the dragon #hotd #alicent hightower #rhaenyra targaryen #daemon targaryen x reader #daemon targaryen #incorrect quotes #incorrect house of the dragon quotes #aemond targaryen x y/n #aemond targaryen x you #aegon targaryen x y/n #aegon targaryen x you #daemon targaryen x you #daemon targaryen x y/n

[plistommy]

Eddie, angry at Steve: You’re such an asshole!

Steve: Well you sure seem to love mine!

Eddie:

Steve:

Eddie:

Steve:

Eddie, giving up and coming to kiss Steve: Fuck you, man…

Steve, smirking: That’s the point, Eds.

#They can never be mad at each other for too long #Especially with these dirty jokes bc it’s their weakness #💀 #I love them #steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #Dirty jokes #They’re best at that #stranger things #incorrect quotes #lemon #text #steddie fandom #steve x eddie

[cod-dump]

Ghost: We need a distraction

Nik: Allow me

Ghost: Sorry, Nik. Price said not to let you do any more distractions

Nik: I insist

Ghost: No-

Nik: Simon

Ghost: Do not use my name-

Nik: Simon Riley

Ghost: NO-

(Later)

Price: WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT LETTING NIK DO DISTRACTIONS?! THE TOWN IS A WRECK

Ghost: He used my full name, what was I supposed to do? Disappoint him??

Price:

#nik: that boy wants a father figure and im going to take advantage of that #modern warfare #call of duty #simon ghost riley #cod nikolai #john price #incorrect quotes

[nic-the-rat]

DEAD BOY DETECTVES INCORRECT QUOTES!!! (EDWIN EDITION)

there are so many of him because i'm an edwin relator and also he is SOOOO TUMBLRCODED. he would be a tumblr user and also say all these things. or at least think them. (credit to these tumblr users as well <3)

#dead boy detective agency #dead boy detectives #edwin paine #paineland #incorrect quotes #edwin payne

[intimidating-fettuccine]

BEN: [Throws open door]

BEN: So you two ARE having sex!

Y/N and EJ: [Innocently lying around and reading]

EJ: We are? Y/N, why didn’t you tell me? I would have put my book down.

#creepypasta #creepypasta headcanons #creepypasta headcanon #creepypasta x reader #creepypasta incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #Ben drowned #ben drowned headcanon #ben drowned headcanons #eyeless Jack #eyeless jack headcanons #eyeless jack headcanon #eyeless jack x reader

[incorrectbatfam]

Damian: They were annoying, it almost triggered my fight or fight response.

Tim: You mean fight or flight?

Damian: No, I mean fight or fight. I’m not a damn bird, Drake.

#source: abbott elementary #damian wayne #robin #tim drake #red robin #batman #batfamily #batfam #batboys #batbros #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics #tw swearing #tw violence mention

[the-snek-of-eden]

Crowley: This date is boring! Aziraphale: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store. Crowley: Then why did you invite me? Aziraphale: I didn’t, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Aziraphale I'll do whatever I want!

#good omens #good omens 2 #good omens incorrect quotes #incorrect good omens #incorrect quotes #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #aziraphale #crowley #crowley good omens #ineffable idiots