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fabuloustrash05 · 10 days

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"When I was a young man, I fell in love with a woman-"

"Oh, hey, is it that late?"

"Sit."

This is such a funny father and son moment between these two, and I love it way too much.

Not only with Raph trying to get out of hearing a story from his dad that he's not interesting in/in the mood to hear, but also immediately wanting out the second he realizes it's about his dad's love life.

#Rise ain't the only ones who had the turtles not want to hear about their dad's dating history #Raph is like ‘I don’t wanna hear this mushy shit’ *proceeds to be apart of mushy shit with his own gf*#don't worry Raph you'll understand when you meet a special lizard lady in season 4 ;D #I can imagine Raph's kids doing something similar to him in the future #like Raph starts going on about a story (or how much he loves his wife) and his kids are just not having it lol #TMNT 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt raphael #TMNT raph #tmnt raph 2012 #master splinter #tmnt splinter #TMNT season 1 #turtle temper

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im-totally-not-an-alien-2 · 7 months

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Halloween prompts year 2 day 10

Danny groaned, blearily raising his head from the nest of blankets and pillows he had made in his apartment. He had smelled something strange.

Something strong enough to wake him from his sleep. Danny got up and stumbled to the front door, cursing his luck for getting a fever so soon into his interdimentional road trip.

Peering out of his open doorway he saw a little kid shivering in the cold, badly hidden behind two trash cans in the mouth of an alley. Danny didn't think twice. In fact he didn't think at all. It wasn't uncommon for an Omega to smell a child who didn't have the scent of another Omega on them and immediately claim that child as thier own, and seeing as his home dimension had exclusively Omegas...let's just say there's a lot of drama in family court and a lot of laws pertaining to this.

So of course the next thing Danny knows is that the kid was bundled up inside his very soft and comfy makeshift nest before Danny passed out.

For the next week Danny had this mysterious fever and he acted like a parent on autopilot, barely conscious as he instinctually cared for the little boy. He made them food and cut them up into tiny bits to feed his baby and if it was handfoods like pizza rolls or sandwich triangles, Danny would hold him in his arms and rock his back and forth, humming softly as his child ate.

Eventually his heat ended (note that omegas from his world don't have heats, they don't have alphas and so they don't even know what a heat is) and Danny was very surprised he has a child in his house. But he and the baby are very emotionally attached to one another. When Danny asked what the little kids name was (and man this kid was little) the kid stared at him in the way little kids do before muttering the world "Clone" followed by what sounded suspiciously like a serial number.

Danny decided, nah. His kid now. Sucks to be the bioparent cause Danny doesn't wanna share.

Somewhere in the city, the bats were freaking out. They had raided a lab and discovered not only had one of them been cloned, but the clone had escaped and no one knew where it was. Cue panicked parental frenzy.

#halloween prompts #dpxdc #omegaverse #cause i love to torment you #which bat is the bio parent of the cute little baby and what will they do to try to see thier kid #i keep imagining damian with his katana demanding Danny to hand over Graysons child #or Jason staring listlessly at Danny having a happy upbeat convo with the baby of his hip as he shops at the grocery store #or tim trying to figure out how to 1. tell bernard/Kon/whoever hes dating he has a kid now and 2. how to get close to said kid when the #other parent wants to maul him if he gets too close #also consider if that track down the kid to rhe nest and nearly get mauled #maybe the bio parent can get into the nest sfely due to dannys lizard brain thinking: this is my child. this is thier child. we share a #child. therefore we must be mates. and just lets them in and rubs his sent glands all over the bat before wrapping them in nest #the bats also treat danny like a bioweapon or a walking pheromone bomb and are guarding the perimeter of the building

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vaguely-concerned · 2 months

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bashir got so lucky in falling in impassioned surprise-simpatico homoerotic what-are-we-ness with a dude whose species considers mutual monologuing for hours at a time a love language. 'not only do I not want you to shut up; I in fact wish to join you in never shutting the fuck up. please tell me more of your thoughts on this subject so I can explain to you at length why you're wrong <3'

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hyunpic · 5 months

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even the confetti stuck on him, can’t move on

#hyunjin #skz #stray kids #bystay #gifs #can i catch u on my tongue like a lizard hunting on a fly

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a-dinosaur-a-day · 1 year

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Every time someone refers to dinosaurs as "lizards", when a) dinosaurs are archosaurs, not anywhere closely related to lizards in the slightest (birds, however, ARE a form of dinosaur) and b) lizards are their own uniquely adapted thing that isn't just "generic reptile", I take 260 million points of damage you know, the amount of time its been since dinosaurs and lizards shared a common ancestor

#palaeoblr #dinosaurs #lizards #reptiles #birds #I take similar amounts of damage whenever a prehistoric reptile that's at all generic-tetrapod looking gets described as “lizard like”#do y'all realize how specialized and unique lizards are #they are ridiculous #please stop reducing them like this #and also just stop misunderstanding dinosaurs they're still here and ravens WILL fucking CUT you #stop increasing the number of hate crimes against corvids they're going to wage war on us #am I kidding? I do not know

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front-facing-pokemon · 2 months

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#drizzile #this is like. one of my favorite middle-evolutions of all time. behind braixen‚ of course‚ but what furry doesn't love braixen #honestly i think most folks don't like this but i really enjoy it. the colors‚ the scene kid aesthetic‚ the hair over the eye is really cut #and i like its design. lanky lizard thing that can climb on walls #it's adorable. arright. i think it's very cute and i like it. and i would want to be its friend #i like how all the middle evos (except thwackey) (sorry thwackey fans but i do not like them) are kinda emo kid phases #ugh. i just like it ok

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wandasverison · 16 days

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wanda maximoff - stoner gf au

#back w a bang #kidding I fucking hate this one too #this is totally for the lizard #she’s been asking for months and I deliver trash #call me trash truck #anyways #wandasversion moodboard #elizabeth olsen #wanda maximoff #wanda maximoff x you #sapphic #stoner

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the-triggered-lizard · 5 months

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Getting ready for his interview🎤

I've been trying some new art styles recently, most of which I won't post because they look HORRID, but I quite liked how the "jelly" style turned out! It was surprisingly quick to draw as well, clocking in at 2h and 15 min. Kid Ritz is my third favourite character from Trolls 3, behind two VERY obvious characters if you've seen my digital footprint recently.

Without camera lens

I just love this little guy, alright?

#kid ritz #trolls fanart #digital art #trolls band together #dreamworks trolls #trolls 3 #kid ritz trolls #art style study #lizard's trial and error era

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ghouljams · 7 months

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I, for one, vote that the changeling’s mom be Keegan’s gf.

I love Keegan so much, he's so funny. I love the idea that he isn't involved in my AUs per-se, but he pops up to have his little cameo whenever I feel like I need his chaos. Anyway in my mind he gave mom!reader the changeling child, and then looped around to start dating her a year or so later. She wanted a kid, and he was like "damn ok milf". So it's technically his kid, but she doesn't need to know that. He's just a regular human man...

Keegan crouches to hold Riley's collar as your little one reaches out to grab the German shepherd's thick fur. He's so good with the kid. You were a little worried when you first started dating that the baby would be a deal breaker but here you were almost two years later. Your boyfriend loves your kid like they're his own. It's funny, sometimes you look at their inquisitive eyes and think they look just like him. You know that isn't right though, you made a deal for your child. You still hold out hope that the creature you dealt with never comes to collect on that.

"Gotta be gentle Monster," Keegan tells the kid quietly, prying their little fingers off the dog. He splays their hand, and pats it against Riley's head to demonstrate. It goes as well as he could've hoped, the little one pats a few times before Riley shakes his head and tugs at Keegan's hold. The man sighs and lets the dog run off away from the changeling.

Keegan doesn't blame the poor creature, the kid's too young to really know how to be good with animals. Riley knows they're his at least, keeps their scent, that's for the best. He sits heavily, watching the kid watch him. He sniffs, kid must've gotten out again, they stink of magic.

"Tell me about your new friends kiddo." He brushes away some of the fuzz around them, the strands stuck to their jumper. Strange magic indeed.

"Don't wanna," They wander away to find something else to play with. Keegan sighs and flops back to lay on the floor. You nudge him with your foot, a laundry basket on your hip. He grabs your ankle with a smile.

"Kid doesn't like me much," He says. He always says that.

"They adore you," You remind him. He hums, stroking your ankle with his thumb before pushing himself back up to sitting. You offer him a hand to help him stand up. Despite the difference in height and muscle mass, you think he appreciates the offer, or at least finds it funny. He nearly hauls you down to his level pulling himself up. He grunts, twists at the middle to stretch his back, and grabs the laundry basket from you.

"Where'd they wander off to this time? Anywhere I should be concerned about?" You stoop to pick up a spare toy and drop it in the toy bin as Keegan finishes your walk to the washer. It's questions like that, that make you love him. He cares just as much about your kid as he does about you, the same as any parent would.

"That um," you cringe a little and force yourself to call her what she calls herself, "Witch, a few blocks down found them." Keegan hums again, he's never commented on the city's peculiar fascination with the magical, but you always get the feeling he doesn't buy into it. You aren't sure you entirely do either, at least not the human aspect.

Although you suppose if monsters can grant children, there's no reason a witch couldn't be, well, a real witch.

"Honestly I'm just glad they weren't snatched by anyone," You sigh.

"Suppose they are pretty cute," Keegan rumbles, "but I think anyone snatchin' 'em would give 'em back just as quick." His joke takes away some of your anxiety. You love your child you really do, but they have their quirks. If they aren't silently watchful they're talking your ear off about whatever strange subject they've taken an interest in. Today tarantulas, tomorrow taxidermy. They've really been liking "t" sounds recently.

You wander over to lean against Keegan as he pours detergent into the drawer and turns on the washer. He wraps an arm around you, and you tip your head back so he can kiss you. It's calming. He's calming. He's such a rock through everything, you often wonder if anything phases him. He takes such good care of you, his fingers holding your chin to follow the angle of your kiss, his lips gently insistent as he draws you closer. He's just slipped his tongue past your lips to draw your own into his mouth when your little one tugs at your pant leg. You break the kiss with a bit of a spinning head and try to shift your focus. Keegan beats you to it, scooping your child into his arms and bouncing them on his hip.

"What's this?" He asks, taking the offered drawing from the child. He turns it over and whistles, clearly impressed. "Gotta say Monster, you really know how to capture my good side." He turns the paper to you and you laugh at the scribbled in darkness around stick figure Keegan's eyes, the sharp teeth you think are supposed to be his usual mask. He grins, bounces the kid again to get them giggling, and set them down again with a, "Go make one for mom."

You press your fingers to your lips watching your baby eagerly scurry away, trying to keep your laughter to yourself. Keegan sticks the drawing to the fridge with one of the letter magnets. He kisses your cheek before you can turn to ask him to help.

He keeps his voice low, lips against your ear. You're glad for it, glad for the privacy as he addresses your fears. "Next time the witch finds 'em, gimme a call, I'll go make sure she isn't stickin' the little monster in a cauldron."

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Keegan stands outside of the misplaced cottage, his grip on Riley's leather leash tight as he knocks on the door. He can feel the sticky barbs of witches wards. Nasty little fuckers. If his kid is in a cauldron there's gonna be hell to pay. The door is tugged open almost absentmindedly, and Keegan narrows his eyes at the familiar fae.

"Gonna be a second they got-" Price looks up from wiping his hands and narrows his eyes, "Russ." Riley growls low.

"Price," Keegan drops the glaring in favor of a much more annoying neutrality, "Thought you ate witches."

"I do," Price raises a brow. Keegan glances around him and into the house. The witch, he assumes that's the witch, is wiping his kid's face with the corner of her apron. Very much un-eaten. He didn't know the old man could be funny. "Knew the kid smelled familiar."

"Aw," Keegan tuts, "you remember me."

"Remember you're a pain in my-" Price cuts himself off, suddenly in tiny earshot.

Keegan crouches to scoop up the child as they run towards him, all excited smiles and babbling half finished sentences. Riley gives an excited 'wuff' in response. "Hey monster!" Keegan coos at the kid, hardly glancing at the witch trailing behind, "Gave your mom a scare, you walk all the way here by yourself?" The kid nods eagerly, hardly bothered by the fluff of witch magic sticking to them. Changelings, resilient little buggers.

The witch stops short of the doorway, "Oh," She frowns, "are you the father?" Her fingers itch towards her necklace, gripping the edges of the stone triangle that hangs from it. The large hole through the middle menaces in the evening light.

"Better not," Keegan warns. He shifts his grip on the kid, pulls the dog's leash to loop around his wrist, and holds out his hand. "Keegan Russ." The witch makes a face, and Price takes a half step in front of her. Interesting.

"Witch is fine," She takes his hand with a firm grip, "you use your full name."

"Nope." Keegan pops the last consonant, hears the kid do the same and keep doing it. "But it makes it easier for other folks to give up theirs."

"Suppose so," The Witch nods once, before turning her attention to the child in his arms. Probably for the best, more comfortable for all of them. "You tell your mummy hi for me alright?" The kiddo nods, cuddling close to Keegan.

"I catch you trying to boil my little monster I'll have your head," Keegan tells her flatly. The Witch's mouth opens and closes indignantly as he turns to go, hardly needs the word to get the dog to follow. He hears snippets of her half finished thoughts, barely able to come up with a suitably upset response. Witches are so easy, mention one crime from a hundred years ago and they all act like it's a personal offense.

"The P stands for Prick," Price calls after him. Keegan holds up his middle finger for him, hardly missing a step. His kid waves excitedly over his shoulder, before notice the gesture their father is giving, and giving their best imitation of it.

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xenioshelios · 7 months

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I literally dont know how to draw dragons but i saw this post from @onceandfuturemoron and i had to make it into a comiccc its soo cuteee, Kilgarrah has seen better days im sure X))

Bonus :

Aithusa is the canon Merthur kid, y'all can't change my mind i was gasping at the screen when she was born bc of how merthur-kid coded she isss :))))

Incorrect merlin quotes series 8/?

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inky-axolotl · 7 months

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A quick go at my take on Doctor Curt Connors from the Spider-Man comics. I’m so excited for his appearance in the spider-man 2 game and that he’ll potentially finally get some great writing.

#I honestly went a little overboard because initially I was going to slap some base colors and call it a day #I think 90% of my excitement for the game is just for Doc Connors being in it #He’s-what do the kids say?#my blorbo??#i just think hes neat #spider-man #insomniac spider man #curt connors #the lizard #marvel

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hurymurry · 1 year

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