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#laugh damn you
eight-pages · 2 months
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I've been pretty depressed lately. I haven't been getting much dopamine, and when I do, it goes away WAAAAY too fast.
I also kinda feel like every day is just the same thing over and over again, like the gods are keeping me in this perpetual state of sadness.
So I guess you could say I'm...
Stuck in a loop of unhappiness.
*rim shot*
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liketheinferno2 · 1 year
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the-iron-shoulder · 10 months
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“Yes, hello, do you have any medicine that will help give energy to short people who are into both dudes and ladies?”
“Absolutely! Here, have some pep-to-bi-smol”
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times-chu · 10 months
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If you swap the position of the C in the word "Sacred", you get "Sarced", and I don't know about you but to be that's pretty sarcy to me.
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pegakitty · 1 year
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whiskykitteeeeee · 10 months
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Throwback, still relevant daily.
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xonlictheeverswarm · 2 days
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Do you get it? He's a sterotype too.
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bubblegumfluffer · 2 months
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Meme I made to commemorate my truck exploding
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i fixed it tho its fine
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bixels · 1 month
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Why the hell, shit, you damned bastard son of a bitch
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why is the left hand considered the Devil's hand
it's less RIGHTous
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rayrayline · 14 days
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ᯓ★ Chained Ardency ᯓ★
marry who?
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Synopsis: You, one of the most notable actresses of all time, have been bothered once again by your despicable mother to inherit the company via marriage. Though, it's nothing to worry about. After all, you've procrastinated on that for three years, so what's the difference this time? Oh, how wrong you were. Everything. Down from your career to your friends. So entirely out of spite and anger, you decide to marry the man whom your entire household carries an unexplainable hatred for.
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• Current Status: Ongoing (or onhold?)٠ ࣪⭑
• Genre: actors au, highschool rivals, arranged marriage, rivals to lovers, angstidy angst, slow burn, fluff and the like٠ ࣪⭑
• taglist: open
• playlists; rosis and sycamore
• Authors' note
• i genuinely have no idea what im doing since this is my first SMAU like ever
• constructive criticism is very much welcome !
• drink water, eat well, sleep a lot, touch grass !!
• updates are definitely irregular and i may go on hiatus so many times
• english is not my first language ! contains a lot of swearing as well
• and if i ever decide to drop this, ill make sure to post an outline ive made for this au !!
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˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ Profiles ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗
⟶ [Clams Corporation]
⟶ [Gayhold]
⟶ [Extras]
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i. initium. || ii. increditus
iii. formido || iv. lux
v. reminiscor || vi. lumen initiis
vii. eventus || viii. stultitiam
ix. cupiditas || x. spes
xi. venustas || xii. caelum
xiii. tumultus || xiv. falsus
xv. instinctus || xvi. patentia
xvii. bellus || xviii. pulchra
xix. amare || xx. epiphania
───〃★ Won't you wait for me?
xxi.
xxii.
───〃★ wait for me, love.
xxx.
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authors' thoughts and notes - for anyone who got a tip on how to do this and that (specifically on taglists), please guide me. i've been brewing this since two months ago but haven't got the chance to act on it due to incessant activities (🙄) and cuz im a real scaredy cat. genuinely hope y'all enjoy reading this and i sincerely hope y'all to drink water especially in the ph, cuz IT'S SO HOT RIGJT NOW I'M SWEATING. Notes and reblogs are very much appreciated.
(ask to be added or removed)
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squorttle-pox · 2 months
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A message from an AO3 author to fanfiction readers:
If you leave a comment on my work, then I love you.
If you go through my account leaving comments on all my works and every chapter that I update, then I love you.
You will never be annoying. You will never be the exception. I will never not love someone appreciating my work.
If you leave kudos, then I love you.
If you just read my fic, and don't interact, then I love you.
If you scroll past my works and never read them, then I STILL love you.
We are a community, we love each other.
Let's stop forgetting that.
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Why do a lot of you slasher x reader writers constantly default the "reader insert" as petite? I know a lot of the slashers are quite tall and big but smh not everyone in this community is under 5'5 and skinny
"the taller man looked down at you and picked you up SO easily and threw you up in the air and his jacket was SOOO big on you" NO tf it WASNT and NO tf he did NOT ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️ tall/muscular/fat fic readers cant have shit in detroit
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fluffy-ami · 8 months
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goofy aah fontaine sketches between reqs because i'm hella sad (but still obsessed tho) heehee hoho
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My little bubble, my fragile sensitive little dragon man, my babygirl, the love of my life, just him- 🫧✨ Lyney and Frem are cute too ofc-
(part 65924735 of me drawing floaty hands bc i'm too lazy to draw full humans-🧍🏻)
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utilitycaster · 4 months
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honestly the funniest thing about maintagged character hate is that 99% of people engaging in it talk like toddlers. they are all a hair's breadth away from calling the pretend guy they don't like a big dumb mean doodoo head.
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scudelia55 · 4 months
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“Together or nothing, we come as a package”
“If he’s happy, I’m happy”
“We make a really good couple(romantically)”
“Kiss kiss? (while suggestively tapping on his own cheek)”
ok carlos
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