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times-chu · 11 months

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If you swap the position of the C in the word "Sacred", you get "Sarced", and I don't know about you but to be that's pretty sarcy to me.

#It's 2 am #this is humor right now #see get it because you thought I was gonna say scared #Laugh #laugh damn you

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queenoftheworldisdead · 8 months

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#me right now #writing humor #writing memes #fanfic humor #fanfic memes #fanfiction memes #fanfiction humor

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victory-candescence · 2 years

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every now and again I will remember this post from the bread baking reddit

and the words “horf some cronts” will float through my mind and I just

lose it every time

#i am literally laughing right now #gonna go horf some cronts #i just need to inflict my stupid sense of humor on other people #For bad days.

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captaincleverusernamehere · 1 year

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not mine but NECESSARY op is a genius

[a screenshot of a tiktok by @/toriand showing the op’s face in the bottom right corner, with text taking up most of the screen reading ‘the funniest thing brennan lee mulligan could do in this moment is release a “ceo of wizards of the coast” video. he is in such a unique comedy position in this situation and I think he should take advantage of it]

#does d20 have the same limitations as cr does right now? idk but if they don’t I want them to go FULL SEND jfgdjf #brennan lee mulligan #dnd #wizards of the coast #wotc #dungeons and dragons #dropout.tv #college humor #dimension 20 #tiktok

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jaded-of-mara · 2 years

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#andor #saw gerrera #mon mothma #luthen rael #star wars #star wars humor #star wars memes #feel free to steal this i want the message of saw gerreras leftist infighting simulator spread far and wide #someone who is smarter and funnier than me please add fake disco elysium dialogue #the number of times ive edited and reuploaded this pic is insane. im being insane right now

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blueteller · 1 month

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Raon FINALLY drops the "Dad" word:

#tcf #trash of the count's family #lcf #lout of the count’s family #humor #tcf humor #cale henituse #cale #tcf cale #raon #tcf raon #raon miru #raon mir #YES MAREN TELL HIM #CALE IS YOUR DAD RAON #NOW CALL HIM DAD TO HIS FACE #i am so hype right now lol #tcf part 2 #tcf part 2 chapter 284

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luck-of-the-drawings · 2 months

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[<==PREV PAGES] [NEXT PAGE==>(not out yet.wait a year.or maybe more.imagine.]

saw alot of comments on prev pages; saying 'i HATE that mean teacher! im gonna FIGHT HIM!!' & i LOVE the energy!! it WOULD be nice. to have that catharsis. but the story of young tidestrider is Not one of catharsis. it is a story of being so small and so special and sucking so bad.

#jrwi fanart #jrwi show #jrwi riptide #gillion tidestrider #GONNA START FORMATTING MY COMICS BETTER. W THE PROPER 'PREV' 'NEXT' LINKS #REALLY DIDNT EXPECT TO CONTINUE THIS SERIES BUT AAAUUUHH MY BRRAAAIN MY BRAIN IS SO IDEASSS. I HAVE 3 OTHER PAGES SKETCHED OUT #NO PROMISES ILL FINISH EM ANY TIME SOON OR EVER. MY WHIMS ARE THEIR OWN BEAST AND I ONLY DRAW ON MY WHIMS #THAT BEING SAID IF U COMMISSIONED ME ILL GEEETT TO YOUUU IM SORRYYYY. ART IS AN EMOTIONAL RELEASE FOR ME N BABY I HAVE EMOTIONS.#ESPECIALLY ABOUT GILLION TIDESTRIDER CHAMPION OF THE UNDERSEA HERO OF THE DEEP.for the desc here i put smth that i typed up in the tags of #another thing i made. i gotta make a proper Baby Gillion tag or smth. eventually.. eventually...I LOVE DRAWIN THIS LIL BABY GUY..#i also LOVE depicting the teachers as just being so fuckin mean. ofc theres variation in that. just like in all things.like the teacher her #idk if itll be mentioned but the octo lady is named Ms Octburn.an octopus pun based off the name of an actual councilor i had #when i was in elementary school i got bullied alot but teachers never did anything. i hated adults and didnt trust them.#but this councilor o mine was so genuinely sweet. i remember spending alot of time w her. she doesnt work there anymore.#but that one school adult that actually earns ur trust and is there for you when they can be.its SO important for a child i think #i hope she knows how much she helped me.youll see in the next page that ms octburn isnt perfect either.but she tries. they all try.somehow.#ALL these comics are gonna be inspired by somesorta experience o mine in the school system. school is so fucked up u ever thing abt that #AND GILLIOOOOONNN IN THE MOST FUCKED UP LITTLE SCHOOL OF ALL. MAINTAINED BY A CULT. CENTERED AROUND HIM. OUR CHOSEN ONE #I IMAGINE ALOT BANKS ON HIS SUCCESS. THIS IS THE WORLD. THE WHOLE WORLD. THE PROPHECY IS GOING TO COME TRUE N UR TELLIN ME #THAT ITS THIS LITTLE IDIOT THATS GONNA BE SAVING US? WHAT IF HE FAILS. IF HE CANT GET THIS RIGHT THEN HE WILL FAIL AND WE WILL DIE #WE NEED TO TRAIN HIM. WE NEED HIM TO LEARN. AND TO SUCCEED. OR ELSE WE'RE DEAD. WE'RE ALL FUCKING DEAD. I IMAGINE THAT MUST BE STRESSFUL #in other news i hope ppl actually giggle when they read these. they ARE intended to be comical. dark humor or whatever. like its also sad #this is intended to be a sad comic series. but a funny one too. does that make sense? god i hope so.saw some1 say they had flashbacks-#-reading this. like YES!! THE INTENDED EFFECT!! YOU GET ME!! i love seeing ppl get upset on this lil baby boys behalf. i LOVE seeing ppl-#-wail n weep n cry in the comments. i LOOOVE seeing ppl RELATE to baby gillion. and i love letting u all know that this wont be a happycomi #gillion gets his happiness arc in the actual show. this series is one of unfortunate events. teehehehe. do u guys remember that show #i keep listening to the lil songs from A Series of Unfortunate Events for inspiration. GOOD STUFF!!#anyway uuhh uhh thats all i got in my brain. for now. feed me ur comments give me ur input i NNEEEEEDD THHEEEMMMM

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exy-shmexy · 1 year

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Aaron letting himself collapse on the floor after an intense footwork practice session where Kevin breathed down everyone’s necks so they would be perfect for finals.

His lungs are on fire, his legs have the consistency of jelly left in the sun for too long, and he is exhausted from all the assignments and tests he has had to work on and study for. As soon as Wymack whistles the end of practice, he tosses his helmet away, falls to his knees first, then willingly lets gravity pull him down until he’s sprawling on his back. He doesn’t care one bit. He’s just tired. He hears footsteps coming his way.

Matt appears from above him, looming high, and looking just as rough as he is. “You good buddy?” he asks. They’ve gotten closer ever since Aaron switched dorms with Neil. Aaron nods silently.

Matt stretches his hand outfor Aaron to take but he shakes his head. “The floor is great right now,” Aaron wheezes.

Matt snorts. Then he does something Aaron didn’t see coming. He crouches and lets himself lay down next to him. “Huh,” Matt says after a beat. “The floor is great right now indeed.”

Aaron stares at him, wondering what’s going on.

Before he can figure it out, Nicky sprawls on Matt’s other side. “Goddammit, I’m fucking parched,” his cousin says through ragged breaths. “Are we having a floor party? Why wasn’t I invited?”

“You just invited yourself,” Aaron answers. There is no heat in his voice.

“Oh Maaatt,” Dan’s voice comes from somewhere on Aaron’s left. She flops down on top of her boyfriend. “I can’t stand up anymore. Day is gonna be the end of me.”

“He’s gonna be the end of us,” Nicky cries dramatically.

“You should thank him. Erik is gonna love those thick thighs,” Matt smiles.

“Got anything you want to admit to the general public, Boyd?” Nicky fires back, playful grin on his lips.

“Keep your flirting away from here,” Aaron groans.

And then the bane of his existence appears in his field of vision, Andrew silent by his side. “You flirt with Katelyn all day long, that’s rich of you to say.”

“Fuck off, Josten.”

“Can’t face the truth?”

“I wasn’t talking to you.” Aaron cannot add anything else as a full water bottle lands on his chest.

“Drink,” Andrew commands quietly Aaron grumbles. He opens the bottle. But he freezes. Because Andrew sits down next to him and tugs Neil down on the floor with him. The redhead willingly lets him and soon enough, half the team is on the floor surrounding Aaron.

Renee, who until then had been helping Allison clean up the court, calls Kevin to join them. It takes a lot of convincing before he joins them too, but eventually all the Foxes are there in a circle. Aaron ignores the feeling in his chest. He ignores the fact that despite thinking he would always be alone, he now has a family, no matter how dysfunctional. He won’t admit it out loud—not yet at least—but he is grateful for every single one of them.

Even Neil, no matter how hard he denies it.

#I'm having very strong Aaron Minyard feels right now can you tell?#He deserves a family that loves him and cares for him #also I hc that he and Neil become besties years down the line like come on they have the same sarcasm and sense of humor #((also they have Andrew in common))#anyway I love the Foxes being friends and you can pry them from my cold dead hands #aftg #all for the game #aaron minyard #andrew minyard #neil josten #kevin day #matt boyd #dan wilds #renee walker #allison reynolds #nicky hemmick

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marragurl · 15 days

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Not the first to say it, but damn can’t believe Galladay really went from toxic yaoi to doomed tragic yaoi.

Alright fellow Galladay trash, where’s the modern AU fix-it fics?

I need to see Gallagher single dad with Misha plus their dog/cat Sleepie falling for entertainment company CEO Sunday. Don’t ask me how they met, fuck it, throw in bodyguard AU Gallagher who works part-time at a bar, boom there that’s how they meet, idk I’m making this up on 3 hours of sleep.

You’ve heard of slow burns, now get ready for Galladay blaze it.

They’re speedrunning the relationship from hate -> annoyance -> mild disgruntlement -> weirdly vibing -> ok wow never knew I needed that in my life -> Sunday is way too ok with spoiling Misha -> ok so we got married -> alright we’re dismantling the government now -> Sunday went to jail for 5 minutes for attempting “peaceful” world domination, don’t worry we (Gallagher) forgave him -> Sunday’s stepping down as CEO to run a coffeeshop idk look someone get him some therapy -> Robin is president now while she still goes on tours -> Misha won an engineering competition while this was all going on

Bottom line: Robin is out living her best life while Sunday is in the back somehow having the most insane week of his life. I have no other notes for her here except that she is happy, and successful, and is Sunday’s last remaining brain cell. She and Misha are having some fun Aunt/Nephew bonding times while Galladay are accidentally-on-purpose committing multiple war crimes.

No, we don’t have time to unpack 2.2 and all its trauma, we cope with modern AU :)

#honkai star rail #hsr #hsr gallagher #hsr sunday #sunday #gallagher #galladay #galladay hsr #I am dying #played the quest for 8 hours straight till 3am #went into a coma right after #woke up #had a breakdown about my little galladay saxophone ficlet somewhat being right about the tragic yaoi of ‘what could have been’#Apollo is that you?#yes I’m trying to cope with humor #I better start seeing cute fluffy fics of these two now #ok real question #is dormancy/sleepie dog or cat coded?#I was debating it as I wrote this #cuz I feel like Gallagher is a dog person #and the way he he spoke of his pet aka sleepie in those texts seemed like he was a dog #but like #murder cat #constant jokes of sleepie trying to kill Sunday and camera pans to him just trying to bite Sunday’s ankles only to then fall asleep on him #fuck it they have both a cat and a dog #the dog is sleepie while the cat is dormancy it fits #help I can’t stop thinking about Sunday being in straight up denial over liking Gallagher while Robin is just doing the Office Stare™️#misha is weirdly ok with getting a new step parent and Sunday’s natural big brother instincts translate well into taking care of him #it helps that misha is just a polite and cute kid #THERES A TAG LIMIT?! WHAT?!

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his-heart-hymns · 7 months

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Whenever I have a terrible headache, I'm torn between wanting a heavenly massage or just asking someone to shoot my head point blank!

#having one right now #original post #desiblr #memes #meme of the day #desi tumblr #desi aesthetic #desi academia #desi memes #indian memes #meme of the week #meme humor #cat memes #quote #quotes #poetry #mine

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koshercosplay · 3 months

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Can challah be chocolate? Is that a thing?

I mean there's an argument to be made that babka IS chocolate challah

#like yes all kinds of flavorings of challah exist #but babka is already right there my dude #but yeah ive had chocolate challah and cinnamon challah and raisin challah and pretzel challah and and and #hm. now I want challah #asks #judaism #jewish culture #hamlet-macbeth-othello #answers #memes #jewish humor

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tinderbox210 · 10 months

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Star Trek: Strange New Worlds + T'Pril's roasting vs Pike's praising of Spock

Star Trek: Strange New Worlds: s02e05 - Charades Star Trek: Strange New Worlds: s01e05 - Spock Amok

#star trek #star trek: strange new worlds #star trek snw #christopher pike #t'pril #spock #snwedit #trekedit #my gif #it surprised me that i haven't seen a comparison of this parallel #or maybe i've just missed it #but it's what i immediately thought of watching that scene #i still love this speek Pike gives on Spock #and it's still true in most ways #but it's funny (not humorous) how T'Pril turned out right about Spock turning his back on T'Pring and not deserving her #the person embodying the best of Starfleet is a cheater now

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curiositysavesthecat · 2 months

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