Ghost cod x reader lemon
“Hey my little fish basket”ghost said walking up to your tiny 3”4 form
“Hi daddy”you said blushing heavily staring up at him
“I’m feeling kinda horny”he said thrusting his hips in your face
“My clit cheese is ready for you”you said spreading your legs
“My little fish basket it smells like the salmon my mom used to make me”ghost moaned as he grabbed a bagel and used your clit cheese for bagel
“I’ll give that to soap later”he said smirking as his 7”9 form hovered over you his 90 inch dick hovering over your roach infested cooter
“Fill me up daddy”you said as he shoved his rod in and it made a bulge in your chest
“It’s so lose my little crab leg”ghost moaned out thrusting into you roughly
“Daddy bread me!”You yelled out arching your back as ghost kissed your pale skin making dark yellow bruises form
“Now that’ll show foap not to flirt with what’s mine”ghost said as he came in you causing his cum to spew out your nose
“Daddy!”you said as you came and he licked his cum out your nose
“I love you fish basket”ghost said
“Love you to daddy”you said and 9 months later you gave birth to 10 little Gordon Ramsay’s and you guys lived happily ever after
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Not Your Sweetheart Ch 27 - MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
Not Your Sweetheart Chapter 27 - MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
The one where I absolutely delight in reminding everyone that Astarion has a dead average 10 charisma and an 18 CHA Tav gives him a run for his goddamn money in all the best and most angsty ways.
AKA "gets away with it bc hottie w/a body" meets "wins every social interaction and is also troubled and hot."
AKA the seducer gets seduced and he's mad about it, until he isn't.
But also it's a whole campaign? You know. Do not enter unless you're expecting true-to-life D&D -- everyone hot as hell but stupid as fuck. Get your top-shelf found family and hotties battling for flirt dominance tropes here.
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They make up, they make out, the others are tired of their horny shit, so they go to their respective tents to be horny in private. Ish. Read on AO3.
Commissioned piece of the dorks by the fantastically talented @hamrikaa (see the full thing in Ch 10).
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A smile pulls at Astarion’s mouth. He’s better, now. Pity we’re surrounded on all sides by mood killers. They could at least go kill something useful.
There was a mood? Ori says, and even over thought, he can hear her amusement.
Astarion’s arousal throbs in eager reminder, its edge stirred back to life at her presence in his mind. Out loud, he clears his throat. He considers playing the game and denying it, making her pry it out of his clenched fingers. Instead, he lets his head fall to the side, his eyes staring at the fabric of his tent in the direction he knows she rests.
I’m aching for you, my sweet, he says.
Ori doesn’t respond right away, but she does respond. Aching how much?
He huffs a laugh. He can’t help it. His gaze goes from the tent wall down the length of his body to the front of his trousers to see the swollen head of his cock just barely peeking out from under the waistband.
Quite an awful lot, he says.
He can’t hear her hum, but he senses it. Ori says, Well. Just because we’re not fooling around together doesn’t mean you have to leave yourself wanting. Would you like to do something about it?
Gods, would I, he thinks before he can stop himself. Erm. Ha. What I meant to say was that I could be persuaded.
You need me to persuade you to touch yourself? she says. He can practically hear her smile.
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i like the purring in kitten is angry because when i wear my headphones it tickles my ears and its funny.
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1) Seriously though, did Globby look before crossing the street?! Also, how did the driver miss him?! O_O
2) I think she and I would both fail this challenge. ;)
3) Yeah, that scene totally wasn’t implying Hiro was acting like Obake or anything. ;) O_O
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