#lie to live

[nakeddeparture]

You MUST lie to live, and most people do it expertly. Naked!!

#lie to live #illusions #naked departure

[cryptocism]

a dænce of roëmænce

depictions of the ace experience never seem to include the nightmare-borne skeleton creature from hell so kudos to the dimension 20 team for their commitment to accurate rep

#my art #dimension 20 #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #fhjy spoilers #riz gukgak #baron from the baronies #ive been watching the new season and god i love baron what a little freak #junior year has also solidified riz as an all time fav so this was truly inevitable #i just love the concept of a “my girlfriend who lives in canada” lie gone horribly wrong #uh oh! your girlfriend is real and he lives in your briefcase #try not to die :)

[kfrances]

ivy! (from @lackadaisycats)

#fanart #lackadaisy ivy pepper #this is more 1940s but it's ok. let me live #tavin was telling me to draw her in the bladerunner deckard outfit and i was like ok and i looked it up and it was so rancid #the trenchcoat carried that entire fit not gonna lie man

[talisidekick]

If a transgender person asks you to deadname and misgender them in front of certain people. Misgender them and deadname them in front of those people. It doesn't matter how icky or gross it may feel, it doesn't matter you'd rather be honest. It doesn't matter if there's more of you there. Certain people aren't safe, and honesty IS NOT the best policy when honesty could put them at serious risk. It doesn't matter if there's a crowd, because when there isn't shit goes down.

Be an ally, do what they ask. Understand that the trans person knows more about their situation than you do, and this includes who's safe and who's not. Some one can be "trans friendly" to other people, but not to people they know or specific people. Do as the trans person asks, yes it's uncomfortable, but it's 10 times worse if the person we don't trust finds out. 100 times worse if they have access to us when you're not around.

Respect trans peoples safety. Misgender and deadname when asked.

#trans #transgender #lgbt+ #lgbtq+ #2slgbtqia+ #lgbt #transfem #transmasc #transneutral #there is a post about this on my blog but it reminded me of my own situation #my whole family knows I'm out and I didn't want them to #my entire extremely christian catholic and mormon extended family knows because I let my sister tell my parents because we weren't talking #now I live in constant damn fear I'm going to get a message forwarded from family to the point I blocked my own parents #these are dangerous people who will stop at nothing to ruin my life if they find me so I'm going to ask I get deadnamed and misgendered #in front of them #i'm going to lie that it's a joke so I can live my life in relative peace.

[newgroundstier]

idiot baby kill credit fight

#drift #rodimus #transformers #maccadam #driftrod #kinda. its driftrod by proxy of me being the guy who drew it #mfw i become a casualty of war* and the dudes that killed me start arguing like its the worlds biggest cod lobby #*technically this wasnt a war related conflict but. the species wide kajillion year war is kinda related to. everything these guys do #EDIT: APPARENTLY THIS GUY LIVES LOL mfw i get stabbed thru the head and the dudes that did it argue like its the worlds biggest cod lobby #while i lie on the ground in unbearable pain. then get thrown in jail

[devouringbodies]

After finishing the show nbc hannibal leaves you with the distinct feeling and impression that will and hannibal fucked absolutely raw and nasty on screen despite there being no such scene. The power it holds.

#the show certainly didn't invent ust and eye fucking but it damn sure REDIFINED IT #sorry for being specifically weird and into the cannibal's sex lives atm it'll pass and I'll be normal for a while again #hannigram #will graham #hannibal lecter #nbc hannibal #hannibal #that second tag was probably a lie I'll be insane about them forever #🪰

[sskk-manifesto]

It's Shin Soukoku Starting

#We got the sskk. We got the Akutagawa lives. We got Atsushi soft smile. We got the Akutagawa outfit change. I can't do this. #Okay now running to not lose another train please wish me luck #See you in one hour to scream about the rest that isn't sskk (also lie) #atsushi nakajima #ryūnosuke akutagawa #sskk #shin soukoku #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd s5 #bsd season 5

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

im a simple guy! i think about puppy Barnaby. i promptly explode into bloody heart-shaped confetti

#just a little guy learning to be tall... hard work #now if yall will excuse me im gonna shove my head into boiling water #that oughta fix me #pls enjoy the additional scribbles of his Attempts #they were too important in my mind not to include #godddddd i love himmmmmmm just a little guyyyyyy #i gotta puzzle out how to draw ms beagle #ive never drawn a chicken! much less a chicken puppet! #wait no sorry that was a fucking lie #i have drawn like. 2 chickens previously In My Life. i think... i could be wrong! #ive never claimed to have a working or reliable memory <3 #scribble garnish #welcome home #welcome home puppet show #barnaby b beagle #hes just so small and sweet and immmmmm IMMMMMMM #unwell. simply unwell yes yes #there's no saving me! leave me for the vultures! allow me to live up to my url! #puppy barnaby already makes me feel as though my ribcage has been cracked open #might as well let the scavengers have a Taste. im sure im delicious!

[clown-owo]

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bonus:

#good omens spoilers #gos2spoilers #good omens #good omens season 2 #goodomensedit #aziraphale #crowley #og post #gifs #the thesis of this gifset is: #“aziraphale lies BADLY to crowley's FACE repeatedly for no reason and crowley ALWAYS takes him at his word #but crowley's the demon so he's the one who lies. apparently" #i just think its hilarious #and the fact that crowley doesn't notice aziraphale lying despite the fact he knows how he lies (see: Job) because “why would he lie to ME” #i don't think crowley thinks the inverse of aziraphale (“you're an angel. its not what you do”) because he KNOWS he lied to heaven #(again see:Job) #this took so fucking long i'd open photoshop and my computer would shit itself #even worse if i dare opened a longer video to make into several gifs #sacrificed my Firefox window to my computer like a newborn lamb so that photoshop may live but it barely even helped #apparently i do NOT have the needed ram for gifmaking #i mean i did do it. i completed it. but still #though it worked a bit better after i restarted my computer. so. maybe i should do that more frequently lmao #i tried to include “i'm a demon. i lied” but it just did not. fit. quite right

[salamie-baby]

Local urban development scheme makes efforts to shelter millions of homeless children across the country within three months

#I'm so EXCITED I LOVE BUILDING AND CUSTOMISING THINGS #It messes with my headcanon that sky children are like cats in the sense that they won't just be living wherever anymore #BUT #I wamt haus #I'm gonna try and make mine at least a little silly like a zoo enclosure because I want to climb and lie on top of things #Totally not projecting at all #:3 #Season of nesting #Nesting Guide #sky children of the light #sky: cotl #that sky game #sky cotl #sky: children of the light #sky game #skyblr #skykid #IKEA #Meme

[crumbpigeon]

till death do us part

#listen im obsessed with them!! #the unparalleled tenderness of sorting through a mountain of viscera in order to reassemble an entire skeleton!!!! i need to lie down #no one is doing it like them i feel like im living through the yuri renaissance #farcille #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #marcille donato #farcille fanart #dungeon meshi fanart #marcille dungeon meshi #marcille dunmeshi #myart

[astrallar]

Ok, so here me out here

#The intrusive thoughts won out and I drew Mommy Halsina #BG3 #Baldurs Gate 3 #Halsin #not gonna lie I am fearing for my life a bit #itll be like opening pandoras box on live television I dont know whats gonna happen but future me can deal with the consequences of this #but I personally think she is super gorgeous and strong and gentle and ughhhheverything she is everything to me

[cutter-kirby]

okay guys if nothing else you have to respect philip’s commitment to the bit

#yeah finale was good! #I might have more coherent thoughts later #anyway yayyyy!!!!! #I love him falling apart and to the last second trying to lie his ass off #you gotta respect the grind #toh #the owl house #the owl house spoilers #also That Animation????? #YES????????? #watching and dreaming #toh spoilers #live kirbert reaction #1k #geez louise #(positive) #2k #3k

[apathyfairy]

last year i found a wii at goodwill for 25 dollars and it came with everything except a wiimote but it was in such good condition i was like hell yeah ill take it how hard can it be to find a wiimote. the answer is it's nearly impossible to find them at thrift stores now so i've spent like 8 months looking for ones in thrift stores but there wasn't a single one and then online but i just couldn't bring myself to spend 30 dollars on one single wiimote so i waited so. patiently. and then 2 weeks ago i finally found one at goodwill for 9 dollars but it was absolutely disgusting and the battery cover was missing and the compartment was all corroded so i put it back and regretted it the whole week but then this last weekend i went to savers and there was an absolutely perfect wiimote just sitting there with no corrosion and a jacket and the wrist strap and motion plus and the nunchuck was there too and i got it all for 10 dollars so the moral of the story is that sometimes things seem right for you in the moment but you have to recognize that they aren't and leave them behind so the things that are meant for you will in fact find you when the time is right. peace and love <3

#for real though im so happy i cant even lie like i regretted selling my wii soooooo much but anyway im back baby <3 #im disinfecting everything rn bc i have a germ problem but once it it's done.....i am SO back #when i first got it i didnt have the remote right so i couldnt plug it in and make sure that it worked but i did just plug it into an outle #to make sure it ran and it did and wii sports resort popped out of the drive so thats fun bc i didnt have that one #and anyway i might cry when i hear the menu sound ngl ngl. #but the city i live in is like an overgrown retirement home and so the goodwill is full of old people things and this wii had stickers #like explaining which cord was which so i just know it was a wii that they bought for like grandmas house and only played it when they were #over there so anyway cant wait to see what's on there and if the news channel and weather channel are still on the homepage even though #i dont think they work anymore lol #also shoutout to the type a kid who kept their wiimote in such perfect condition that i wanted to cry when i saw it sitting on the shelf #ty <3

[guinevereslancelot]

ok i'm gonna go frolick now, if anyone needs me i'll be frolicking

#not to be cottagecore but the wildflowers are indeed blooming in the fields #alas the ticks lie in wait but the temptation to frolick is strong #humor #this has been a shitpost #bc this apparently needs to be said i am not trespassing i live on a farm #somebody tagged this cats at 2am 😂

[eskiinox]

SILLY DRAGONS!!!!!!!!!!!!

#THE FIRST ONE IS PUDDLE #AND THE SECOND GUY IS SUNSTONE!!! #i love them so much #Nothing Bad Happens To Them Ever #tahsts a lie they actaully experinece so much angst #wof #wof oc #wings of fire #wings of fire oc #LIVE LAUGH PUDDLE #eskiart