#like cmon they are so gay

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours? #also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that! #unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

[bluebeetle]

I saw someone say Astarion bg3 is "the most queer coded man ever" and yeah. Its. Its because hes queer. He has canonically slept with men. He will date women, men, and nonbinary folks. "Queer coding" you mean the literal text they coded into the fucking game?

#bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #astarion #astarion ancunin #i mean we know what they really meant which is #“i think he acts Too Gay so he cant into women or anything and also i dont respect Bisexuals as queer ppl obvs” #but like. cmon. #txt #q slur #hall of fame

[vastards-end]

Listen, everything could have been solved if Ice Pick Joe, Goncharov, and Andry just all had gay sex and started a polyamorous relationship

#like cmon they are so gay #argue with the wall #goncharov #ice pick joe #andry

[zoroshonkingbazonkadonkas]

'hm? oh yeah ofc my internal compass led us to u'

#VJFESKDMCDJISOLXKMCDJSLX #MCDEKS #SO BADLY I WANTED FOR THEM TO HAVE ENDED UP AT THE SAME PLACE BUT THIS IS SO MUCH BETTERRRR #THE IN SYNC HEAD TURN GODDAMMIT #I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I FUCKING HATE THEM #zosan #one piece #strong world #usopp is like. sanji. babe. #like be for real right now you really just fucking. came to someplace zoro was with 0 effort just instinct??????? #like???????? cmon man #that is your RIVAL with HOMOEROTIC GAY TENSION #CMON #one piece strong world

[wispforever]

do you guys think kakuzu's ever really hard on himself bc of his time in the waterfall and then hidan just unknowingly is himself

bonus under the cut

#kakuhida #hidakaku #hidan #kakuzu #naruto #drew this while listening to vacation bible school #puts vacation bible school on my kakuhida playlist #i drew this instead of sleeping #literally just pulled an all nighter #enjoy #I just like that Hidan doesn't really give compliments #but he DOES get super excited when they have a good fight alongside eachother #he's so fcking gay for kakuzu #he is SO hot for him when they kill people together #I don't see enough character examination of kakuzu #cmon people he's SO interesting #what a character #and so is hidan #they're perfect for each other #again. i love that hidan never know wtf is going on #he has no idea what kakuzu is thinking at any given time #does not understand shit #yet he still seems to come through #thats WHY THEY ROCK AS PARTNERS

[yonpote]

okay I keep hearing people referencing this "lara" younow moment regarding dangender (and I'm assuming lara comes from lara croft) but I've never seen it. do you know which video it was from? or someone in the yomp-sphere who might know? 👀

idk if she said it in a younow, i was referencing reacting to my childhood vids :)

#phangender #myclips #phan #ehhhh dont feel like maintagging #the next clip right after this is dan singing barbie girl in front of all her elderly family members #its so funny like they ALLL knew he was gay like cmon 😭 #they were just messing w him at that point

[nemnums]

they should’ve been canon

#THERE I SAID IT #REDNID IS CUTE BUT CMON #ELONID IS WHERE ITS AT #anyways here’s Enid with gay thoughts #elodie is so gay my god. #this is like the only ship where I wanted the childhood bestfriend to win #I just love them okay. #I rewatch you have to care ALL THE TIME #ok ko let's be heroes #ok ko elodie #ok ko lbh #ok ko enid #ok ko fanart #ok ko #elonid #artists on tumblr #art #artwork #artist #fanart #my artwork #powifried

[batarangsoundsdumb]

#this logic is perfectly and completely sound #bruce also seems like a kind of 'its not gay if you keep your socks on guy' #and a 'no listen i didnt do it bc im gay- i fucked that guy so i could gather intel' kind of man #alfred: intel on WHAT exactly? #bruce: shady dealings in the edible glitter business #i feel like ppl would and also wouldn't buy it #tabloids would be like 'oh yeah totally sound logic mr wayne sorry for doubting your sexuality' #whereas all of his friends and family would be like 'cmon man.... you limp wristed loser' #bruce wayne #dc #dc comics #oh yeah happy pride and shit

[gabrielapazlima]

the fact that glam bonnie has an freddy statue and plush on his room is so overlooked detaill in this whole "fronnie is real or no" sittuation bc...okay you can arguer that the poster is "platonic" but where is the hetero explanation for bonnie keep freddy itens in his room?

#glamrock bonnie #glamrock freddy #glamrock fronnie #fnaf sb #fnaf ruin #like bro cmon they gay #ppl fr look at Bonnie having an fucking Freddy plush/statue #and think “oh they are so good friends”

[justgotpunched]

Are you a top or a bottom ma'am I am threat to national security

#aroace #aro #ace #asexual #asexuality #aromamtic #aromanticism #one more question ohh so youre like a bottom after I say im lgbt I will combust #lgbt #also those top bottom questions are horrible and I dont think it needs to be said anymore but like #its just not treating lgbt people as normal people but rather uwu my lil gay babies #kinda fetishizing if you ask me and certainly dehumanizing and also annoying and cmon thats a private thing

[it-was-maroon]

I know it won’t happen, but I need a rep prologue that just says “I’m a girl kisser, xoxo Taylor”

#I’m so tired of hearing ‘did you read the (1989) prologue???’ #yeah I did #did you watch the performance of dress sang directly at her bff Karlie Kloss? #did you hear her say gay pride makes her who she is? #did you see her pride wig in yntcd #did you hear Jack say he primarily works with gay women #and just like #kissgate #daisy theory #eye theory #cmon y’all #lgbetty #kaylor #gaylor #my ramblings

[monarchamos]

Fem Soukoku more like me and who

outfit refs under cut!

#god i wish dazai was me #technically dazai's fit was originally also red not blue but like cmon what is soukoku if not the red and blue gays #also yes i did give my femzai design a haircut i think a bob would suit her better than just plain long hair #maybe mafia!femzai will have the long hair. a little character development as a treat #fun fact i finished half of this while cramming for school #and the other half was made while i was in a christmas party that i didnt know anyone at so i sat in the corner eating lecheflan and drawin #soukoku #skk #fem soukoku #fem skk #bungou stray dogs #bungo gay dogs #bungo stray dogs #dazai osamu #nakahara chuuya #bsd chuuya #bsd dazai #chuuya nakahara #bsd #osamu dazai #fem chuuya #fem dazai #dachuu #chuuzai #bsd fanart #soukoku fanart #MonarchArt #okay now that all of that big block of tags is done and most people wont read this #lowkey upset w/ myself that i didnt finish this in november bc now i broke my new years resolution to draw 1 piece each month #and i was so close to doing it too man

[rasberrii]

so is sonadow pretty much canon at this point or what

#im just saying #like #cmon theyre so clearly in love #they carry eachother bridal style #and gaze at eachother gay-ly #and they wanna kiss sooo bad #istg if this was a straight couple they WOULD have kissed… #anyways #tags — > #shadow the hedgehog #sonic prime #sonic the hedgehog #sonic fandom #sonashadow #sonashadow my beloved #sonic #sonic prime s3 #sonic prime season 3 #sth fandom #sth

[wannabemylover]

911 won't let karen and eddie meet because they'd be too powerful

#911 fox #911 abc #karen wilson #eddie diaz #they hang out one time then boom buddie would go canon #they are both so fucking sassy and love gossip i just know they have an insanely good friendship #like cmon #i wanna see it bud #like eddie would tell karen he likes buck #and karen would then do everything in her power to get them together #and when karen puts her mind to something #karen gets it done #buddie #buddie 911 #gay firefighter show #buck x eddie #evan buckley

[stuffedsand]

innocent voting kazui every day is not enough i need a gun

#LISTEN #hes silly and deserves an inno vote #also like #idk man i wouldnt blame him for wanting to conform to society #esp since hes like. a different generation where discussion around not being straight was not as common i dont think #esp not in asia! it still aint common here #but yea i think the silly old gay man should be innocent voted cmon guys #kazui mukuhara #milgram #also reminger that you can vote once a day cuz god have i been doing that #also sorry my dear mutuals i have literally only been rbing milgram these few days whoopsies #ill go reblog smth else later but also inno this cat for me ty <3 #i love interactive fiction but i dont want mahiru to die <3 #anyways extra thing of the birthday TL convo???? sir that so fruity???????? you dont say that shit to a friend cmon #oh also like. idk as much as he was wrong for proposing to his wife not much he can do to change that #he knowwws we dont have to tell him #i rather im be unchanged than have a dead person yk #anyways sorry again mutuals im insane #came out of “i dont make original posts” prison for this

[bluebelleisabelle]

woah this is new bestie!! I don't remember this part of the synopsis HJSHS. I wonder who this other person is?

my brain (actually): please let it be frankie, please let it be frankie

#like cmon #they literally baked a feast of cakes together in an episode #and they were such a good team #you can't stop my yearning #i'm so delulu #either that or it's nefera #which would honestly slay too #sibling bonding fr #but clankie #gosh #let my gays cook a scrumdidily scrumptious meal #i beg of thee #clawdeen: wow this is delicious! what makes it taste so good? #cleo: the secret ingredient #clawdeen: what's the secret ingredient? #frankie and cleo: ✨gay✨ #clawdeen: 👁️👄👁️ #monster high #mh #clankie #francleo #frankie stein #cleo de nile #g3 monster high #monster high g3 #g3 mh #mh g3 #clawdeen wolf #g3 frankie stein #g3 cleo de nile