#like i would spontaneously combust

[lazycranberrydoodles]

hanguang-jun...

lan wangji in ace attorney!! turn on sound 🔊 / traced over edgeworth's sprites :) more info below the cut ↓

also including a bonus Happy Wangji that i couldn't fit into the video!

his share code is YCNKBA! the music used is Recollection -- Light and Shadow of the Film Studio. I thought it had a nice, contemplative feel, between Suspense, which was too intense for the scene, and Heartbroken Maya, which was too sad. the wwx/jc/lwj reunion scene is truly sososo interesting in every adaptation.

→ masterpost here! ←

#my emotional support longterm semi-obscure crossover animation series based off of a throwaway joke #i poured all my thoughts about the jc/wwx reunion into my yiling patriarch shitpost just like. scroll a bit down on my blog #would love for jc to have more expressions in this but sadly if i have to go back and edit a finished piece i spontaneously combust 😔 #lan wangji and miles edgeworth autistic kings #its very funny to me that my sprite with the most emotions yet is the character that famously doesnt emote #i used the internet archive EXR translation again #edited some of the dialogue cause it didn't sound very natural/was too long #but i also found out that the entire series of official english mdzs books are on the internet archive?? straight up?? #by 2042 ill have animated every single character and recreated the entire novel in objection.lol so watch out for that lmao #mdzs aa au #mdzs #aa #lan wangji #mo dao zu shi #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mxtx #wangxian #jiang cheng #wei wuxian #twin prides of yunmeng #ace attorney #animation #art #my art #pixel art #objection.lol #flashing tw #flashing images tw #flashing cw

[atalana]

was talking to a friend about how strong comic dream’s “don’t talk to me until i’ve had my coffee” vibes are despite how he doesn’t actually need to sleep and

#for real though i'd ask where is the show dream wandering around his palace like this #except that i think if you put tom sturridge in the no coat no shoes bedhead look half the fandom would spontaneously combust #the sandman #dream of the endless

[aws-art]

She just finished her workout

#if she looked at me like that i would spontaneously combust #zarya #aleksandra zaryanova #overwatch #overwatch 2 #ow #overwatch fanart #fanart #digital illustration #digital art #artists on tumblr #art #ow2

[tinyangrynerd]

Maybe kallamar?

repulsive <3

#cult of the lamb #cotl kallamar #my art #quick doodles #ya know. cause he's like.. pestilence yeah? #i love him. but i hate him... #but i love him.. but every time i enter a room with him i spontaneously combust for some reason :) #i can't imagine. how that would happen.. HAHA- #he is a pretty boi tho 💙

[the-thirteenth-prime]

It's so wild to me that so many people HC Leon and Hop as not having had a close relationship when multiple forms of canon (the game AND PokeAni) have literally said that Leon practically raised Hop. Despite there being three adults in the house that can do it. And Leon being a child when Hop was born. And away from home a majority of the time.

You know--healthy family dynamics and all of that. (coughtheirmotheristrashcough)

The point is that Leon managed to raise his brother from kilometers away, and you cannot convince me that he didn't have Hop shipped out to wherever he was based in Galar during the summer months to stay with him. He absolutely tried to call Hop every night and would video chat with him to help him with his homework. Sometimes he even had Hop come stay with him during holidays because their mother is trash. He did his best to make it to Hop's plays and school events and would send Sonia and Professor Magnolia when he couldn't make it himself. If he couldn't see Hop for his birthday, he would express ship a gift and have Sonia deliver it, along with a box of cookies.

Is it right? No. Healthy? Also no. But I have to say that Hop turned out pretty damn well for being raised by someone who was barely able to come home and also only 10 years older than him. Leon really does not get enough credit and that's depressing to me.

#swsh #champion leon #pokemon trainer hop #professor hop #pokemon sword and shield #i have a lot of thoughts on leon being a baby himself while raising a baby and also juggling all of galar and rose's expectations #like how he didn't spontaneously combust by the age of fourteen is a mystery to me #leon and seto kaiba would get on like gangbusters i'm just sayin #i know i'm 3 years late to the fandom but i keep seeing this line of thought and it really bothers me #leon pays enough attention to hop to know exactly how much he grows in-between in person visits #he worries enough about hop to ask the mc and sonia to look after him #he protects hop from rose #again--literally raised hop in canon

[emmaspolaroid]

winter vs. summer looks in the human world

#i would never procrastinate by drafting up how i envision them in my fic that would be insane #Norman will actually spontaneously combust if he doesn’t wear military grade sunscreen #i didn’t make that up it’s true #i don’t know what possessed me to put Ray in the Barbie shirt but who would i be if i didn’t #also i originally put emma in a yellow sweater and wanted to do cute blue overalls but she looked like a fucking minion #I couldn’t do that to my daughter alkhdjfakfjshasjk #anyway they’re 16/17 here #literally my KIDS i love themmmm #Nikki draws #the promised neverland #full score trio #norman tpn #emma tpn #ray tpn

[grahamcore]

i feel like will would mildly celebrate the fourth of july because he grew up southern and it’s nostalgic and also a national holiday and blah blah whatever point is it’s so fucking funny when you imagine the catastrophic impact this would have on hannibal because. you’ve gotta eat hot dogs on the fourth right? so imagine hannibal coping with will insisting on eating all american hot dogs every fourth. the love of his life eating like the single most processed food out there i think his head would fully explode

#i say “mildly” celebrate because will sure as hell would not set off fireworks for the sake of his dogs and just dogs in general #but i can so clearly envision him insisting on going to the lake and fishing and doing sparklers and “grilling up some dogs” #and i think it would literally make hannibal spontaneously combust to witness it all #not only for the hot dog thing too i think hannibal would find the fourth of july fucking stupid for so many reasons #anyways idk going to bed now hope i dream of will wearing socks and sandals like a dad and getting down on the grill #hannibal #will graham #hannibal lecter #hannibal nbc #hannigram

[transingthoseformers]

Since S2 trailer hasn't dropped, which Autobots or Decepticons do you think will show up in Earthspark (outside of the ones shown in the "history lesson" Alex gave in the first episode)?

Hmm, I forget if ratchet is in that part but I'm honest to god hoping for ratchet and drift now that I know that was a possible plot point for s1

I feel like we're going to see Thundercracker, just a hunch. Just a hunch.

I feel like we're going to see new non Maltos terrans, and personally emphasis on terrans not terran

I feel like we're going to see more stunticons show up

(other than that, I think Jazz was in the Lesson and Prowl is definitely happening, and I saw some shit about combiner toys a while back... That's just an idea though)

#maccadam #transformers #transformers earthspark #speculation #tfe ratchet #tfe drift #tfe Thundercracker #tfe jazz #< all honorary tags #they are not confirmed or anything #tfe prowl #i don't really know who else is likely #overlord has a lot of emphasis in multiple parts of IDW especially the wreckers saga but he seems unlikely tone wise #(but hey. they put tarn in Cyberverse so who knows) #new terrans would be cool_ though i feel like Dot has enough on her plate in that direction #no_ i feel like they'll be connected to other humans maybe #AS MY EYES TRAIN OVER TO SCHLODER #unlikely but still #if they introduce hot rod i will Spontaneously Combust because i Know What He Usually Means

[beneaththegildedmoon]

Update on the Medication Saga that has literally had me near-catatonic for the last ten minutes:

We returned from visiting my family on Saturday. It turns out the guy from the pharmacy *did* put in the order on the 2nd even though I said not to bother, so I cant bring my prescription to my new pharmacy and order the meds there. Presumably, the original pharmacy will at least have the medication now, even though they have not contacted me to say as much (honestly, it's usually a toss-up whether they remember or not). Of course, they are closed entirely all weekend, so I have to wait till they open again.

Phone yesterday: nobody picks up

Phone today: Same guy who originally ordered the stupid meds answers. I ask if my meds are in stock yet bc the order was put in for them on the 2nd, and I have not heard anything since. He asks me which meds and what brand?? (They've given me a different brand almost every time I've gotten my meds from them?). Then he asks if I'm talking about ordering meds? I explain that he already ordered them for me, on the 2nd. He takes my name and DoB to check the system. He says he can't order my meds for me bc I already ordered them on the 2nd, and its a 28-day prescription. I am screaming internally.

I reiterate that I haven't picked up that order and am literally phoning to ask if they have it yet so I can come pick it up. He tells me that they GET RID OF ALL UNCLAIMED PRESCRIPTION MEDICATION TWO WEEKS AFTER IT IS ORDERED. Weird policy considering it has sometimes taken them two weeks to get the stupid meds in, but whatever. I point out that it's turned two weeks since they were ordered *today*, so surely they haven't gotten rid of it yet? He says they got rid of them on the 13th because its easier to get rid of everything in one go on the Friday, so they have space for new stock arriving on Monday. The corners of my vision are going swimmy from pure rage at this point.

I ask what I'm supposed to do now? He says that I should WAIT UNTIL THE 25TH AND CALL AGAIN TO ORDER THEM SO I CAN HAVE THEM FOR NEXT MONTH. I can't even really process this so I sit in silence for long enough he has to check I'm still there. At this point I am crying. I tell him I've been out of my medication since the 3rd, which is why I phoned them last time and what am I supposed to do without them for the rest of the month?? This motherfucker *cheerfully* points out that it's ONLY ANOTHER TWO WEEKS TO THE END OF THE MONTH, SO SURELY I CAN MANAGE THAT???

I am a broken shell of a person at this point. It is all I can do to mumble something along the lines of "alright well, thank you" before hanging up and screaming out loud "what the actual FUCK?!?" and curling up into the fetal position to sob until I dissociated.

#medication saga #nobody involved in this system gives a flying fuck about patients #im so fucking exhausted from dealing with this shit #my partner asked if i mind if he calls the pharmacy to see if he can “get something sorted” #i told him to go ahead #but i cant decide if it would feel worse if they sorted it for him or not #like if all it takes for them to get their shit together is a man phoning them up on my behalf i might spontaneously combust #but at least id get my stupid meds i guess

[incorrectphineasandferbquotes]

Phineas, after finding Perry somewhere he's not supposed to be: No! Bad Perry! [Picks him up]

Phineas: Misbehaving platypi have to play the drums

Phineas: [forces Perry to drum on the table with his forelegs]

#phineas and ferb #pnf #phineas flynn #source: irl #making phineas and ferb treat perry like a normal pet is so funny to me #bcus like. imagine if ur dog/cat/whatever was fully sentient but you didnt know #and that they were fully aware of what was happening when u called them a little baby or played bongos on their belly #like i think i would spontaneously combust

[llondonfog]

woke up and immediately thought about a general vanrouge halloween card,,,,, we would not have survived the sheer devastation

#more like i would have spontaneously combusted on sight

[whoatemyshoe]

going insane over rina 'your-daughter-calls-me-daddy-too' sawayama's Cherry era masc looks back in 2018

#Rina sawayama #RINA and Cherry era were both different flavours of queer gender expression #Cherry #Queer artists #Queer musicians #Queer singers #rina #The range this woman has #Lgbt #Masc #Queer women #She's so handsome istg #If she decides to explore this flavour again I might instantaneously combust #im grayace and the first pic is making me B L U S H #i dont have a daddy kink but if she looked at me like that and asked me to call her daddy i would just do it and spontaneously combust #down the subway i looked ur way with my girl gaze indeed #like subway girl i KNOW what you mean now #my posts #my gifs

[woolydemon]

i think blonde men are ugly by default but they become incredibly irresistible to me when they are pathetic and floppy like a weird animal

#posts that are about klavier gavin #and also robokyfromtheguitygear #and fred jones #i am telling u that fancam of roboky has me BEWITCHED #especially when hes crawling on the ground like a inchworm slug. so funny so lame and pathetic i need him #if klavier crawled around on the ground like that i would go insane akdgdkhzkxhdkxjdkxhdldhxkxj #he kidna already does that though when hes desperately trying to put out his spontaneously combusting penis explosion guitar #thats his pathetic blonde slug moment #i just like it when theyre funny ok #rando thoughtz

[little-cereal-draws]

I know everyone is excited for Good Omens season 2 and how romantic the poster and stuff has seemed so far but I kinda... don't want them... to kiss

Like obviously they're in love and I want them to (officially) get together as much as the next fan but I don't want them to kiss. Holding hands? Absolutely, they deserve it. Hugging? Yes, please! Cuddling? YES, YES! But I don't want them to kiss. I can't imagine it and unless they do it very specifically, I feel like they're not ready for that as characters

idk just my thoughts

#it would have to be a very short and hesitant barely brush for me to accept it #and then aziraphale is all heart eyes and says smth corny like he does and crowley spontaneously combusts and leaves promptly #and they never talk abt it out right after that #only implied #that's the only way i think a kiss would be good. any other way... no thank you #good omens #good omens season 2 #crowley #anthony j crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #crowley x aziraphale

[lawrencegarte]

when ada tells leon to leave ashley behind on the main campaign it feels sinister like she’s there for ashley or smth or just wants leon out of the way but then when u play separate ways and she actually says that for no reason it’s so sweet actually. ada just cares about leon’s wellbeing and wants him to go home. she’s an emotionally repressed freak so she doesn’t really Get that leon also genuinely cares about ashley and doesn’t just see her as a mission he can fail but it comes from a well-meaning place. ���leave the girl” really does mean “get home safely”

#she kind of Loves him. saw him do good at all costs and was like hey wait. that was awesome. do it again #and now she’s like maybe i… can also do… good……??????????? #i think if ada acknowledged that she loves him a little tho she would like blow up #just explode because she doesn’t know what else to do with the information #like in a spontaneous combustion way to be clear

[yashley]

fearne really told imogen “oh are you jealous of them do you wanna get with me right this second” and left me to deal with that

#critical role #cr lb #imogearne #fearne says do you want to lay it on thick like she wasn’t about to WHAT #what i wouldn’t have given for imogen to spontaneously combust at fearne being loudly fake intimate with her ok fine #yes i think fearne is just a good time but i also think she genuinely believes no one would actually want Her so she’s safe doing whatever #there’s never real rejection cos no one ever actually stays for her and that’s why i choose this brainrot