#like this changes the whole fucking thing for me. what if jason's relationship with ivy was not his first comphet relationship.

[heartburstings]

hey, wait. i have a distressing thought here.

you know how, in you and i, jason has to comfort peter that It's All Just A Game? and directly after that, peter like, just directly says, "i know he wants to be the american dream. i know he wants a trophy bride, kids, a dog, a picket fence. i don't know how i'm supposed to fit into that."

and it's like... i doubt this insecurity came from nowhere. like, yeah, of course peter knows jason this well, of course he does--but also. do you think ivy was even the first girl jason went out with? you know???

#wynn speaks #bare: a pop opera #do you think jason dating ivy--a Friend TM in their Friend Group TM--was the last straw??? #do you think jason's popularity status comes from not only being a Charismatic A+ Jock but also from having dated a couple of girls?? #like this changes the whole fucking thing for me. what if jason's relationship with ivy was not his first comphet relationship. #what if for the both of them this was the relationship that shook up the script they were used to when it came to dating. guys #am i going crazy?? am i going crazy???? does this make any sense???? i have no idea this just came to me. help #also the PAIN of watching ur boyfriend be in a Fake Relationship TM that he plays out to be a Real Relationship TM over and over again #and having to be ok with it bc it's jason's way of staying in the closet no matter how homophobically. can you fucking imagine. #just girl after girl filling the role of Girlfriend and peter's here like. playing the role of Best Friend. #and he's like. literally his boyfriend. he's like yeah idk how to feel abt being the queer subtext in ur real-time autobiography jason #ok i need to stop editing the tags repeatedly but like. #the girl saying ''jason--did you lose my number?'' in you and i #and then jason doesn't call ivy back during spring break #there's a terrible implication here that jason doesn't even break up with girls #that ivy is the first time he's realized that the way he treats women as a prop to Perform Straightness is like... #harmful to an actual human person... #heeeelp...

[ourimpavidheroine]

Anonymous said:

I've been listening to your character soundtracks and I'm wondering if you have a song for Jason Momoa I mean Sitiak?

I just need you all to know that the whole Jason Momoa/Sitiak thing is 1000% pure fanservice. There is no other reason for the character. Several of you made me feel bad back in the day that I did not make Qi and Wei hook up and so Sitiak was for sure a consolation prize. (And why not make him look like Jason Momoa, I ask you? I mean. I mean.)

Here’s what I know about Sitiak: he’s older than Wei, the same age as Mako and Baatar Jr. He grew up in the North Pole (yes, I am aware that his song is about the South Pole but just allow me some license, please), the son of a very traditional, conservative family. A powerful, old family. Think of one of those rich old East Coast families, where all the very bland, blonde, chiseled sons are called James Spooner Winthrop Adams the V (but are called Biff to distinguish them from their fathers and grandfathers) and they all have trust funds and are grandfathered into Ivy League schools, etc. That was Sitiak.

Who only ever wanted to be a healer, the same way his twin sister did. And while men can be healers at that time in the North Pole, not in his family they aren’t.

Sitiak develops a drinking problem while in his late teens. And he continues to drink and not give a fuck and spend his parents’ money and waste his life with his equally wastrel friends. And he’s given license to do this, because boys will be boys, amirite? Eventually he will settle down, of course, and go into politics the way he’s supposed to. That’s just what boys like him do. 

He dates men who are utterly and totally unsuitable, because he likes a bad boy. Most of them treat him like shit.

He thinks that’s what he deserves.

When Sitiak is in his mid-20′s he is shitfaced drunk, out racing boats amongst the icebergs, when a storm comes up and four boats get caught in it. He’s so drunk his bending is pretty much useless, and he and the other playboys on his boat are nearly killed. One of the playboys on one of the other boats IS drowned, and there’s a big scandal over it, and Daddy and Mommy take Sitiak aside to scold him and tell him that’s enough now, it’s time to stop playing and fall into line.

His sister, on the other hand, tells him he needs to get the fuck out of the North Pole before he actually succeeds in killing himself, one way or the other. And so he leaves. 

And he gets his shit together. Eventually. Through hard work. He starts to train as a healer, and his parents, furious that he’s not falling into line, cut him off financially. (His sister, when she can, will send him some funds.) He has to, for the first time in his life, be responsible, get his ass out of bed, make a living. He gets sober. He stops seeing Unsuitable Men. He starts to do some training as Healer, trying to get caught up on the years he missed. (His twin has been training since she was in her teens.) His eventual goal is to get to the Healing Academy in the South Pole, but he never gets that far. 

He is Kya’s last student, and becomes a good healer. He will train Meili, for starters, with Kya’s supervision and over the years will train other healers as well. He’s a natural teacher, and in fact his eventual focus will be on training other healers. (He works a lot with the junior healers at the Bridge Clinic, for example.) 

He and Wing never have children, but they are happy with that decision. They like being able to do what they want on a whim; both of them want and appreciate their freedom and don’t want the responsibility that comes with parenthood. Sitiak is, however, extremely fond of Wei’s nieces and nephews as well as his own sister’s boys, and he absolutely enjoys unclehood as much as Wei does. 

Eventually they do end up breeding North Pole Snowball cats. They show them in cat shows. They become the most famous North Pole Snowball cattery outside of North Pole. They buy one of the other flats to the other side of Wei’s flat and knock out the walls to join them together so they can have said cattery. It’s An Entire Thing. 

Sitiak is reserved and formal until he gets to know you but there’s always a little part of him that’s kept behind walls for everyone but Wei. It comes from his life before. He’s not shy, however, and he’s not even an introvert. He and Wei will both stay sober but they’ll enjoy entertaining and traveling and become big supporters of the arts. He does not really reconcile with his parents, although Wei will eventually meet them. It’s one of those cordial but distant kind of things. His parents are never really okay with his leaving the North Pole and taking up healing, but he doesn’t worry about their approval and so that allows a relationship of sorts.

Wei likes to call him Daddy. That’s a thing, too.

Once I thought that I was in control But that was just another trick of fate Playing with my life There have been some times I was so tied up And I said to myself Gotta break it all But didn't really try

Two hearts beating in this place you've made You know nothing changes my Antarctica

You can make your rhymes And paint your rules In black and white For me to memorize But never understand And there will be time For a thousand vows Oh a thousand promises We forgot To be realized

Two hearts beating in this place you've made You know nothing changes my Antarctica One life pumping We make love to make our heat And we throb in my Antarctica

We'll keep the rhythm going And we'll remember We'll keep the laughter flowing And we'll remember We let the music jangle And we'll remember

Two hearts beating in this place you've made You know nothing changes my Antarctica One life pumping We make love to make our heat And we throb in my Antarctica Caught and sheltered this is what you made You know I will stay here In Antarctica

And you Will stay here With me

#character soundtrack #Sitiak #aka Daddy #long post

[amwritesitall]

Sarah’s AHS Characters (+Alice and a Ship) as Songs I’m Vibing With

Masterlist

Instead of a collection of songs from one artist these are songs I’m currently vibing with? Here’s the playlist if you wanna listen (warning it fluctuates a lot because it’s just songs a vibe with at the moment). I skipped the songs I used in artist posts.

Billie Dean Howard

“24 / 7/ 365″ by Surfaces

Met, this girl down by the vine Had long tan legs and big brown eyes Seemed the type I would wanna make mine

She said nine to five, I'm killing time But twenty-four-seven, three-six-five I have to be where I feel your sunshine

One to two-step, three-step, four She's everywhere out on the dance floor She's everything you could ever want and more

Picture it. Billie Dean is at some event. She spies a girl who’s mesmerizing, killing it on the dance floor. Realizing this girl is absolutely the person she wants to be with. The line “I have to be where I feel your sunshine”!! Big Billie Dean vibes right there. In the darkness that her job sometimes entails, she’s drawn to the light of her lover. A ray of sunshine if you will.

“Heaven Falls / Fall on Me” by Surfaces

Woke up early in the mornin' Just to feel the light of day Had to open up my window Get the shadows out my way Banana pancakes for my problems Find me jamming old Jack Johnson Swear I heard them angel calls Lay outside

As Heaven falls Heaven falls

If you can’t tell, Surfaces really makes me think of Billie Dean. This goes with my explanation for the other song. Billie’s job gets pretty dark and intense. Although she never completely gets a break from her job (because she can’t just turn off being a medium) she tries to use her time away from filming and darker locations to focus on the lighter aspects of life, savoring all around her and her lover. I have no idea if what I said makes sense though.

Lana Winters

“Let’s Fall in Love for the Night” by FINNEAS

Let's fall in love for the night And forget in the mornin' Play me a song that you like You can bet I'll know every line I'm the boy that your boy hoped that you would avoid Don't waste your eyes on jealous guys, fuck that noise I know better than to call you mine

This song gives me Lana vibes in the sense that she doesn’t really want to get too attached to people. This also makes me think of how Lana is the type of lover that someone’s conservative/strict family wouldn’t want them with (because of the gay). When you go this route, it’s hard for me not to picture teenage Lana when listening to this.

Fun fact: I have a vague idea for writing a Billie Dean Howard x Reader imagine over this song.

“me & ur ghost” by blackbear

I'm not alone It's just me and your ghost And this cripplin' depression I thought I learned my lesson But, I threw out my phone And I burned all your clothes And now I'm not alone It's just me and your ghost

Now hear me out. Post break up Lana dealing with all of her memories of her ex and then burning all of their shit because Lana is lowkey that bitch. It’s a bit of a stretch, but that’s just my humble opinion on the matter.

Cordelia Goode

“If We Were Vampires” by Jason Isbell and the 400 Unit

It's not the long, flowing dress that you're in Or the light coming off of your skin The fragile heart you protected for so long Or the mercy in your sense of right and wrong It's not your hands searching slow in the dark Or your nails leaving love's watermark It's not the way you talk me off the roof Your questions like directions to the truth

It's knowing that this can't go on forever Likely one of us will have to spend some days alone Maybe we'll get forty years together But one day I'll be gone Or one day you'll be gone

Cordelia knows that one day she will die. There will be another Supreme after her and she can’t live forever. This is her coming to terms with the fact that maybe it’s for the best that she won’t stay around forever. Not being immortal allows her to live in the moment and savor all the time she has.

“PlantedInMyMind.Memo” by Charlie Burg

Saying things I don't believe And your love casts it's shadow on the things I do And I can hear so clearly all the words I'd wish I'd said You're stuck in my head But I only think of you Will we be together soon? I'm thrown on the wayside You're planted in my mind But I don't wanna be ok without you

This makes me think of an angsty Cordelia relationship like post “In Another Lifetime”?!?! Cordelia being stuck on her lover from the past 

Also makes me think of Cordelia x Misty after the events of season 3

Bette and Dot Tattler

“prom dress” by mxmtoon

I can't help the fact I like to be alone It might sound kinda sad, but that's just what I seem to know I tend to handle things usually by myself And I can't ever seem to try and ask for help

I'm sitting here, crying in my prom dress I'd be the prom queen if crying was a contest Makeup is running down, feelings are all around How did I get here? I need to know

I guess I maybe had a couple expectations Thought I'd get to them, but no I didn't

I’m not going to lie, this is a bit of a stretch.

I’m kind of getting Bette and Dot wishing they could be like everyone else. They just want that normal teen experience?

Sally McKenna

“Teeth” by 5 Seconds of Summer

Call me in the morning to apologize Every little lie gives me butterflies Something in the way you're looking through my eyes Don't know if I'm gonna make it out alive

Fight so dirty, but your love's so sweet Talk so pretty, but your heart got teeth Late night devil, put your hands on me And never, never, never ever let go

The angst! The tension! The passion! SPICY TIMES WITH SALLY

“fuck, i’m lonely” by Lauv, Anne-Marie

I call you one time, two time, three time I can't wait no more Your fingers through my hair, that's on my mind I know it's been a minute since you walked right through that door But I still think about you all the time

Sally just wants love. She’s sick of being lonely and wants to be with the person she loves. Being a ghost sucks and she wants out of that damn hotel.

Dealing with her ex that is still alive while she’s not.

Audrey Tindall

“Prom Queen” by Beach Bunny

Shut up, count your calories I never looked good in mom jeans Wish I, was like you, blue-eyed blondie, perfect body Maybe I should try harder You should lower your expectations I'm no quick-curl barbie I was never cut out for Prom Queen If I get more pretty, do you think he will like me?

Teen Audrey. I will stand by this.

Now I’m thinking about teen Audrey and my heart :(

Ally Mayfair Richards

“I Needed You” by blackbear

When I needed you the most, I needed you I fucking needed you the most, I needed you, the most Now I won't be there to give you what you need Now I won't be there, no

You know this was never really about us And everything was always 'bout you You never knew a thing about trust And I knew everything about you, what's happening Three whole years, they can go by In a blink of an eye, and you won't know it, but What a damn waste of time

You can’t sit there and tell me this doesn’t sound like Ally dealing with Ivy’s betrayal. No. There is no way this song doesn’t give off those vibes. Like sis was dealing with a ton of shit and where was her wife??? Off gallivanting and murdering with a cult because she voted for Jill Stein. 

Wilhemina Venable

“Lovesong (The Way) [feat. Bluets]” by Charlie Burg 

Now you're away with nothing to say My heart aches like never before Filled with desire, you've inspired me to write another verse

I think we're alone now You can tell me it was all just a game Yes, we're alone now But the feeling's slightly changed

But you take your time, my love Don't ever tell me that it just takes time to love As long as I'm writing this song about my love for you Is it too much to ask For a reply? Or a text? Or a way to tell you love me like before

I don’t knooowww. This just makes me think of Mina trying to deal with her feelings and possibly her significant other kind of giving up because they feel like Mina will never reciprocate their feelings. Mina does love them but it’s hard for her to express it.

“Someday” by Peach Tree Rascals

I hate the fact that you Run on mind, all damn day There she goes

Girl won't you wait for me

I settled down, I'm better now I never knew what this life was about Days got too plain, colors got dull All of the roses fell on to the floor I'll pick them up, wipe the dust Need a chance for your love For your love, for your love, ooooh I've been floating between oceans And the darkness in the sky I've been lonesome in this old shed And it's burnin through my mind

Similar to the song above, Mina hates the fact that she’s stuck on this person, but she eventually realizes that she needs this person in her life. This love really out here making her appreciate life and all the good things in it.

Basically Mina is turning into a softie.

Alice Macray

“Mariposa” by Peach Tree Rascals

I can't wait for you To come my way I've been far away But I'll keep runnin' Just to find a way to you til' then

I been running from it Tired of running from it Scared of feeling something now I'm stuck and tryna get up out of this hole

Surface level this song has some good vibes like our baby Alice. Over analyzing level is not as good vibes. This song is kind of like our baby Alice running from her feelings for someone because the thought of such strong feelings is scary for her.

Billie Dean Howard x Audrey Tindall

“Channel Orange in Your Living Room” by Charlie Burg

We met when I was drunk That party didn't actually suck You made fun of how slow I drank

But now I can't stop thinking about you Each moment passes and my thoughts return to you And the memory of us too As we listen to Channel Orange in your living room

Even when you're away That album makes me feel like you stayed To listen now would make me a fool again for you

Without a doubt, I always think of these two when I listen to the song and that’s one of the reasons why I love it so much. I’m just picturing the two of them meeting a party together and Billie taking Audrey back to her place. Then they end up thinking of each other long after the night is over.

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You might like:  Sarah Paulson AHS Characters as Hozier Songs or  Sarah Paulson AHS Characters as Rex Orange County Songs

#shit post #hc #headcanon #billie dean howard #lana winters #cordelia goode #cordelia foxx #bette and dot #bette and dot tattler #bette tattler #dot tattler #sally mckenna #hypodermic sally #audrey tindall #ally mayfair richards #ally mayfair-richards #sarah paulson #wilhemina venable #alice macray #bille dean howard x audrey tindall #mrs america #ahs #american horror story

[fuckmemattitsdiannaross]

Bare: The Musical

It’s known that there is a lot of discourse surrounding the rock musical, so I watched it and made a list of some of the pros and cons and what I liked just to try and understand it better. It is very different from the original, but there are some element of it that are interesting and good even. So here is my official unedited 2 am review.

Pros:

- Gerard Canonico

- Alex Wyse

- Taylor trench

- Barret wilbert weed

- Dianne lee has a bigger role

- More funny jokes

- Gerard sings portrait of a girl like the fucking savage he is

- Interesting aspect with the basketball team and the spring break houseboat and how popularity is more of a reason not to be out for Jason

- Matt is The Bisexual™️

- Peter has a cute little hat

- Acting is A+

- Jason singing role of a lifetime really works with this production especially at the end of act one

- The best friend song is fun

- Peter and Jason sing a cool new song in act two that offers some good insight

- Peters thoughts before the god don’t make no trash replacement song are interesting and different-ish

- Ivy’s lil speech in promise was really good and spoke the truth

- The whole phone thing with the picture was interesting

- All of promise was pretty good tbh

- The guy who plays Jason does it SO WELL I really like his portrayal

- Jason walked into the light and that was so powerful

Cons:

- no Lucas

- Peter and Jason have only been together for a week

- Missing a lot of great songs

- NO SISTER CHANTELLE (this one is unforgivable)

- Portrait of a girl isn’t a self reflective deep song

- “Portrait of a boy”

- No birthday bitch except the one Jason’s friends did

- the absence of birthday bitch and the banter between Nadia and ivy in auditions and wonderland kinda take away from the establishment of their dynamic (even though they have this establishment in other places)

- No white boy drug rap

- The whole basketball team thing I don’t like that Jason is more “popular” and that’s more reason for Jason not wanting to be out than his religion, and while this is interesting, I just really don’t like that they are mean to Peter.

- Matt has taken Lucas’ place as The Bisexual™️

- Matt is an “emo puppy dog” and not the classy boi I know and love

- Jason’s dumb ass friends

- Jason is an even bigger dick than usual still a really big dick

- “Like what, your boyfriend” “I’m not your boyfriend”

- Ever after isn’t as emotional and it’s only sad because you feel bad for Peter

- Peter is basically the main focus of the whole thing

- Didn’t rhyme alone with itself three times

- God don’t make no trash is extremely lack luster

*side note: ivy is okay with the gay and so is Dianne and all the other play people so Really religion has not even anything to do with this really they just make jokes about it and the whole gay shame thing is about Jason’s friends

*sode note: Jason having the birthday works with what they were trying to do in this production but I just really like the other birthday bitch

*side note: most of the pros are all casting

*side note: it seems more focused on Peter and Jason’s respective storylines, and Jason’s story seems more detached from peters because they haven’t been in a relationship very long or really even at all. It’s really hard to get a lot of emotion behind Peter and Jason’s relationship because they’ve been together so sort a time and that make this more of a story about individuals

*side note: I really loved the take on the death scene and even though the og one is more realistic it was a really interesting artistic choice to make it quiet like that and it really conveyed a message instead of just plot

*side note: it’s hard to listen to the characters sing songs from the original because they just don’t fit in them. So many songs are taken out that it’s weird to even hear them in this because it’s like an entirely different thing

Overall Review:

My favorite part about it was the acting, I think the portrayal of the characters was really good on all parts, there were just some things changed about characters that I didn’t like, specifically Matt, but still I think his “emo puppy dog” persona was an interesting take on the character (I’m going to use the word interesting to describe a lot of things so be prepared). I also thought it was interesting (haha) how they chose to do the death scene and how Jason walked into the light because that had me crying real hard. This production focused a lot on the individuals, and so it was hard to focus on Peter and Jason’s relationship during all the stuff the characters go through, because I was just feeling for the individual characters, and I think that was because Peter and Jason weren’t really a couple at all and they had gotten tighter so recently it didn’t feel like the situation warranted such dramatics from that aspect. To be honest, the relationship didn’t feel like it was there to be a relationship? But to just show more about the characters. And the plot of how their relationship kind of played out was really interesting and I liked it a lot. There were actually a lot of elements about it I really liked and that I thought offered a really interesting perspective on everything that happens, and it went more in depth into Peter and Jason’s story’s than just their relationship, which was interesting. However it left out some bops, and Sister Chantelle who is the heart of the show, and those were mostly the biggest things I didn’t like about it. Overall, when I’m not comparing it to the Pop Opera and looking at it as something completely different, it’s actually really good because there was so much I liked about it, and I think that was the point, not for it to be as good as the Pop Opera, but for it to look at it in a different way, and I think it does did that effectively. It’s very different, but not bad. Official rating 8/10. I have no credentials. Goodnight.

#bare the musical #this has been fun but now i have to sleep becuae i have the pacer test tomorrow #bare a pop opera #jason mcconnell #peter simmonds #nadia mcconnell #ivy robinson #lucas carter

[bluboothalassophile]

I honestly don't understand DC always trying to undermine Raven's powers. I read the current comics that she's in and it is so poorly written and boring. They suck at character development and its so fucked up that she's always brushed aside. And also I'll never forgive them for killing Roy and they keep fucking up Jason. These guys went through a lot and I just wanna see them be happy and I want to see more batfamily moments and team ups like in Batman and Robin Eternal.

Hello,

Reasons I am mad about Canon Raven:

She’s ALWAYS depowered; always, and she is literally the very definition of an over powered character. 

When they attempt to over power her again they fuck it up; like in Titans with Raven’s ‘telepathy’; she’s a fucking empath! NEVER has she been a telepath!

She has never been utilized outside of the Titans; which is infuriating on many levels. Because she needs to go solo; with a big comic or go to JL Dark or hell, team her up with Lucifer! I don’t know, but something outside of the fucking Titans!

Her solo series, while hold much promise are always cut short, or tie into nothing about her canon life.

They just severed her connection with her aunt and cousins, further isolating her again.

I am royally pissed that her connection with Victor Stone, a.k.a. Cyborg, (which I think is canonly her BEST familiar relationship EVER, their dynamic is amazing; it’s also an amazing dynamic for Victor too! So why was it cut!?) has been severed, was briefly rekindled only to be discarded again.

She’s always de-aged; sorry @chromium7sky, but I really hate that because I really think she should be about Jason and Tim’s age, hell, I’d even settle her being Dick’s age, just enough de-aging her! At this rate; and I’m sorry @impulse-goblin, she’ll be a RobRae with Carrie Kelley or Matt McGinnis! Which is so not okay because DC is screwing her over royally.

Marv, her creator, can no longer write her well to be engaging; which is sad.

She’s been royally dumbed down; which really fucking pisses me off, because even though N52 SUCKED BALLS, Raven, while bitchy, was always eager to learn; it’s one of her defining traits! She’s super smart, she’s engaging, she’s empathetic and kind, and rebirth has made it so she struggles with school. -.- Explain that to me, please, she’s never been stupid or struggled learning before. And I get trying to connect with modern readers, and making characters relateable, but that was just plain fucking stupid. There are other characters you can do that with, using Raven does not help in anyway.

I will not get into my issues with N52, there’s many, but mainly: WTF is up with Raven’s Entire Personality!? I mean don’t get me wrong, I loved the design she had, and I loved her on Tim’s team, also their entire friendship was amazing, but WTF, what a Bitch. I wanted to smack her.

They either forget she is a magic user, or they forget she’s a demon with demon abilities or something, but it always seems like one or the other is missing with her.

Off side key irritation too: How come her father doesn’t play a larger part of the DC universe and getting heroes to fear him? I mean come on! Titans plays him up to be like Darksied or Lucifer level of terrifying, and the DC universe: Who’s Trigon? WTF is that about!? You want the Only Daughter Of Trigon to have meaning, to show her power, then why the fuck isn’t Trigon more widely known and feared!? Come On People! We have Darksied’s ENTIRE Family feared, but you want to play Trigon off as eviler than Darksied but the entire DC universe outside Titans is like: Who the Fuck is Trigon!?

Kay, Metal hinted at her connection and importance to the Multiverse, but the DC, I don’t know… Forgot? And somehow the entire reason for her being captured, isolated and singled out by the Batman Who Laughed was forgotten. Granted my favorite panel of her and Victor happened because of that, but seriously; MAJOR PLOT HOLE DC! Come on, we aren’t Marvel, cease these plot holes in your big labels! Be grown ups!

Mainstream Raven hurts my Raven loving heart. But her counterparts are pretty cool, like on Earth 1 or Bombshells or the recent Titans movies, definitely liked her in the Titans live action show, and obviously I loved her in the cartoon; not Titan’s Go as that has helped in destroy her and the Titans. 

Now, my issues with Heroes Crisis:

King. Fucking cock teasing bastard tormented us with BatCat for over a year, getting them to the fucking alter then he did that fucking stunt; hell yes I am pissed still, and I am no less angry going into Heroes Crisis.

Kay, now for real.

I have major issues with the plot, thus far, because there doesn’t seem to be one.

Killing Roy and Wally did nothing to further a plot, or even engage in the plot and has just furthered to hurting surrounding characters.

Killing Roy was fucked up and senseless; as a writer I find that appalling.

Killing Wally was unnecessary; especially after all the fucking trouble we had gone through to get that speedster back! I mean COME ON! It’s like you brought him back solely to kill him off, and if that’s the case, someone smack a brain into King’s fucking head.

While the premise of Heroes Crisis was engaging and interesting to read the idea for it, it has been a dismal affair.

Why the fuck are your only suspects Harley Quinn and Micheal Carter, a.k.a. Booster Gold? No seriously want to explain that!? 

There is NO WAY Harley would ever hurt or kill Ivy, just no, and DC I don’t care about trying to cater to people and convincing all of Harley and Ivy are straight, it just wouldn’t happen. Ivy and Harley are in love, and I sincerely doubt, that despite EVERYTHING Harley has done in her life, that she would ever kill the woman she loved.

Also, Micheal Carter has selflessly saved the timeline multiple times, and done so without recognition. Yes, he can be full of himself, but where the hell did King come to the conclusion that Carter was a sociopathic narcissist? Someone please explain the basics of human nature to King; PLEASE! For the love of God, someone! I expect this crap from Lobell!

Now to my fury with the Batfamily in it’s current state:

Rebirth presented us with fairly healthy dynamics between the Batfamily members; which was refreshing as all get out, but now… I’d like to rip DC’s heart out and shove it up their ass for what they’ve done.

First, they allowed King to be the ultimate cock tease! Bastard built up the fucking BatCat wedding to be the wedding of the goddamn century; going to make comic history! And he fucks us over like we’re a two cent whore whilst simultaneously destroying the Batfamily.

Second: who the fuck even ALLOWED Lobdell into DC again to write!? I mean really!? Did you asshole not learn your lesson the first time!?

Third, wtf is up with Ric Grayson; I get it, we’re all exceedingly immature for taking an actually socially acceptable nickname from the 1930′s and perverting it into penis jokes. But news flash, Dick’s character has evolved with taking that in stride and laughing it off. Changing his name only pisses us off and furthers our desires to make dick jokes. 

Fourth: What the fuck are you guys even doing allowing Lobdell near Jason? I get it Lobdell is some ‘big shot’ good ‘big name to have on a comic’ but his writing is shit, I’ve read better stories from Kindergartners. Lobdell is like the Russo brothers of DC, please remove him from our premise, and I petition for us, the fans, to take custody of Jason from Lobdell for the sake of global comic peace. The Dude Can Not For The Love Of God Write. I’m surprised he even knows how to arrange letters on a piece of paper to form words honestly.

Why aren’t Duke and Cass B’s kids? No seriously? Why!? We all know those are his favorite two kids, so wtf are they doing… anywhere else but with the Bats?

Why is Babs Batgirl? Don’t go with that female empowering crap answer, just don’t, she was a better icon as Oracle than as Batgirl. She’s long since outgrown the role, and she had grown beautifully into the role of Oracle, so run this by me again: Why did we take a beautiful survivor, who created empowerment for people with disabilities while remaining a strong female lead and turn her back into Batgirl? Seriously? Someone explain that to me!?

Thank God DC hasn’t fucked up Tim yet, but Can We Please Stop With Evil Batman Tim!? Tim doesn’t even want to be Batman! He Never Has Wanted To Be Batman!

WTF did you do with Damian’s character development? He is not this baby raging Bat anymore who seeks to kill everyone who crosses him. Also what the hell was up with the whole Dami’s got a secret prison thing? That lead to nothing and has since been dropped, but seriously people, who is the lead brain in DC right now allowing this shit!?

Again, I must ask, what’s up with evil Bat futures; have we NO HOPE that these boys can grow up and actually be decent people!? Really. I want to know. I don’t get the options you’ve given these heroes.

Why does B have a double standard when it comes to Kate and Jason; and don’t say it’s because Jason’s killed, Damian’s killed and B is trying to be a good dad to him, so what’s up with this shit!? Is it really so much easier to have the rift between B and Jay than attempt to amend it!? If B has a problem with Jason using guns then the same problem should be applied to Kate; I don’t care about her likability, she’s a bitch and the double standard should cease.

And why is Jason trying to connect with Willis Todd? Willis was an abuse fucker or did Lobdell for get his own canon material again? Someone please remove Lobdell from DC premises! PLEASE! Send him to Marvel or something, I don’t care, but stop allowing him to fuck over Jason because he wants to!

Now, again, I’m brought to the double standards B has and his own reckless behavior. DC please, either find a ethics and morals person to join your writing team, or grow a fucking brain because you are precariously close to having Batman become the killer and the villain.

Why are we isolating the Bats again, when they were so connected at the start of Rebirth? I want to read about the Batfamily BEING A Family! Not this divide and pit against each other crap. 

The worst part of all this is, Rebirth actually started off great! Now it’s a flaming pile of wreckage and I almost wish we’d go back to N52 if only to stop watching the same trainwreck over and over happen.

#bluboothalassophile #hello reader

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Batsis!Reader x Harley Quinn - “Too Demanding ” [Part 2]

Batsis gets kidnapped by Harley Quinn so that she can prove a point to her Mr J, but once she reveals the reason behind your kidnapping, you tell her how similar the both of you are. You both end up the having the best sleepover you have had in a while until your brothers had to ruin it.

Part 1

“Who were we bashing again Harls?” I asked, smiling at her laying figure on the couch as my attention reverted to her.

A/N: Yay! My first fem x fem fic ^^

“Guess who Harl-” The infamous redhead barged into the warehouse, stopping herself from saying anything else as her gazed locked on my laying figure on the jester’s couch.

“What is she doing here?” She scoffed, glaring at me as she crossed her arms over her chest.

“Batsy’s pissing her off so I invited her to stay!” Harley explained excitedly.

“Yeah, popcorn?” I proposed, gesturing to the big bowl that was sitting on my lap. She glared at me, not moving from her position.

“We’re bashing heroes and villains,” I added. Suddenly, a smirk appeared on her lips and she plopped down on the couch beside me.  

“Alright then, I’ll start bashing Bane!” Ivy chuckled.

*******

"(Y/N)'s been having longer patrol lately," Dick mumbled from the computer.

"Do you think she has a boyfriend?" Tim asked. Jason cocked his gun at the question.

"She's better not, for her sake," He grumbled.

"No wonder she's in a bad mood when you're around, you're too protective," Damian said.

"You're one to talk demon," 

"Watch your mouth, Todd!" He warned, taking his katana from the table.

"Guys," Dick interjected.

"Hi guys, how was your patrol?" (Y/N) asked as she climbed down her motorcycle. 

"Hi, Sis!" Dick waved like he's trying to hide something. "How was your patrol?"  

Her eyebrows furrowed at his question.

"I just asked you that question,"

"Oh right, well, um, it was fine, how was yours?" He stuttered.

"Great, I kicked a lot of ass," She breathed, walking out of the cave. "Good night guys,".

"Bye," They grumbled in unison.

As soon as she disappeared into the hallway, Jason spoke up.

"We should follow her tomorrow," 

"What? No!" Dick scolded.

"Why not?" 

"I hate to say this and it will hopefully be the only time I take Todd's side, but I agree," Damian nodded.

"I also agree with Jason," Tim murmured from the computer.

"Are you all seriously going to go against patrol to spy on our sister?" 

"Eh, yeah!" Jason sassed.

"You're either coming with us, or you're staying out of it!" Tim explained.

"Fine, whatever, I'll tag along," He grumbled.

*****

I watched TV before finally deciding to change into my vigilante clothes. I made sure I didn't have any last minute priorities before walking out of my room. I hummed a tune as I found my way to the Batcave.

"Hey sis," Dick greeted.

"Hi," I mumbled, making sure I had all my gadgets if I would need them later in the night.

"Where are you going for patrol?" He asked. I looked at him confused, 

"The same side, as usual. Bye guys, have fun tonight," I waved away, climbing on my motorcycle before speeding out of the cave.   

******

I spent a few hours patrolling the city, only a few bad guys to beat up and a small case of kicking an abusive ex's ass. Since the boys take down the evident crimes, I also resort to private crime, like abusive relationships, disappearances and other crimes along those lines. A smile appeared on my face as I looked at the time, I'm done with patrol, on to more personal things.

****** "Where is she going?" Red Hood asked as they looked down from the Batwing.  

"I don't know, she's not supposed to go this far out of town," Nightwing explained.

"I think it's a good idea that she deals with private crimes," Red Robin voiced.

"Me too," Robin grumbled, agreeing once again with his sibling.

"Wait, why is she going to this warehouse?" 

******

I turned the engine off and leaned it on its side. I sauntered to the basement, seeing the familiar environment I had been in every night. 

"Hey babe," I smiled, pacing to her.

"Heya Puddin'!" She giggled, engulfing me in a hug before capturing my lips in hers. 

"How was patrol?" She asked, laying on the couch as I discarded my suit before putting her clothes on. For the while we've been dating, I still hadn't shown or told my secret identity to her, if it wasn't obvious enough, if I showed her my secret identity, the identity of the whole family would be known. Thankfully, she understood that.

"It was fine, I kicked a guy's ass for abusing his wife." I sighed plopping down beside her. She sighed, sliding her arm around my shoulder.

"Men am I right?" She chuckled.

"Yeah," I laughed, pecking her lips.

"What movie do you want to watch?" I asked, scanning through the DVDs that she most likely stole for us.

"I'd rather do something else tonight," She smirked, pushing my shoulders to the couch. I let out a small breath as she attacked my lips, taking my shirt off and I took hers off. Our fingers intertwined as she pressed my wrists further into the soft fabric. She then pulled away, starting to suck away at my neck. I gasped loudly as her hands trailed down my hips.

"Little bird's been up to no good," A deep voice growled. We pulled away, screaming and covering our chests.

"Care to explain?" Red Hood snapped. Nightwing crossed his arms over his chest, glaring at me as Robin repeated his action but glaring at Harley.

"No," I confessed, pulling my shirt over my chest again.

"Fine, have it your way, let me ask again, " He cleared his throat before continuing, "WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR TONGUE DOWN HARLEY QUINN'S THROAT!!!" He yelled, pushing me against the wall.

"That's none of your fucking business!" I defended, pushing him away.

"You're part of the group, it makes it my business!" He sneered.

"I love her!" Harley interjected. Our heads all snapped to her as she bit her lip, fidgeting with her hands and staring at the ground. Red Hood sighed as I walked towards Harley.

"You love me?" I whispered. She nodded shyly, a small smile appearing on her lips.

"I love you too," I laughed, sliding my arms around her neck. 

"As much as I enjoy lesbian sex," Red Hood started, "you're my sister and she's a villain! So this is going to end now or I'm going to end it," He threatened.

"Red wait," Nightwing interrupted, snapping out of his thoughts. He pulled him away from me.

"This might be good," He explained.

"Good?? She's dating a FUCKING PSYCHOPATH! AND EVEN BETTER, SHE'S DATING THE EX OF THE PRICK THAT KILLED ME!!!" He yelled.

"Calm down, the fact that she's left Joker for her means that she can change," He murmured, squeezing the second youngest's shoulder. Red Hood looked between Harley and I holding hands and Dick. 

"What about your secret identity?" He asked me.

"Harley understands if I don't want her to know," I explained. He turned back to Dick, clearly having a rush of emotions and thoughts run through his head before he released a groan.

"Fine, whatever," He gestured widely. I looked over at Red Robin and Robin that just nodded and shrugged respectively.

"Come on guys, we're going home," Nightwing announced. Before leaving completely, Jason looked back at Harley.

"Hurt her and they'll never find your body," He threatened. 

"Get out big guy!" I ordered. As the door shut behind them, I released a deep sigh, relieved that they understood, well, let us be.   

"Want to pick up where we left off?" Harley giggled.

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Anonymous said: Hey can you do something like Bruce reacting to Jason's death? Or just dealing with it in general (I'm feeling awfully sad)

Ahhh I get that you probably want new material, but I don’t have the time for it just now, so I’m just gonna link to all the sad Bruce and Jason content. I hope you feel better! Let me know if there’s anything I can do to help :///

The fic about Bruce right after Jason died

The fic from Under the Red Hood

The fic with Tim as Robin

The fic where Jason gets injured

Generalized angst with a Bruce and Jason section

Anonymous said: Your new list of punishable offenses really, really improved my day

I’m so glad! We all need a lil help, you know?

@thephilosophersapprentice said: Headcanon that Dick uses those relaxing videos from youtube to get Tim to fall asleep

Sleep?? He doesn’t know her (what videos tho hmu)

Anonymous said: Have you done your torts reading yet? Should I poke you? I believe in you!

I did it that day but regrettably there is new torts reading every day :///

Anonymous said: I read the thing about Damian liking plants, and I'm just imagining him and Poison Ivy talking about their favorite plants and like, having a full-on discussion about plants

Selina says it’s “good for them both” and “vaguely cute” but honestly? Makes Bruce nervous

Anonymous said: JOSS WHEDON IS NO LONGER DIRECTING BATGIRL!!!! I am screaming with joy!!

Ahhhhhh it was just a rumor but I WISH

Anonymous said: Hi, I just read through like, all of your Damian hc's and I also read the one about him giving people thoughtful gifts and then I cried for a while. Thank you

One of my favorites! He’s a good kid

Anonymous said: Hey, gotta question. How old is Jason? I had a friend ask me and I wasn't sure.

Really hard to say on that one :/

My personal guess would be somewhere in the 19-22 range in the n52/rebirth, maybe 25ish in the preboot

Anonymous said: Have you read Worlds Apart by Fernandidilly_yo??? They just updated it and it is SO good, I think you would enjoy it. :)))

I haven’t, but I’ll give it a look :)

@giotanner said: Thank you very much for reblog my art (Tim Drake -inktober). This means a lot for me, 'cause I love your blog and always I follow it. Have a nice day!

It was a beautiful picture!

Anonymous said: what did you like about justice league tho ///

Spoilers below

I liked seeing Ben Affleck’s Batman and Gal Gadot’s Wonder Woman on screen, acting like friends. I loved new-Barry and new-Arthur and new-Victor (especially Victor), especially when he called Bruce an asshole?? Iconic

I’ll be the first to admit that the movie had substantial problems, but here’s the thing: I just genuinely enjoy watching the characters I love on the big screen. The movie made me happy, and that’s all I really care about just now.

Anonymous said: hey mom, can i rant a lil? i am.... disappointed after watching justice league. i mean, i loved the new characters but coming out of the theatres i felt.. icky??? something just didnt sit well with me - the movie was too.... altered i guess is the only word i can think of right now. it didnt feel right. the tone was too light too different (forced?) for me too but thats just me. idk i just... im just upset right now. what did you think?

I’m really sorry you felt that way! I know what you’re talking about, and I’m sorry it ruined the movie for you

@batfightart said: I am so so so so so so so so sorry to hear what you have been going through with this "friend" of yours. That is truly despicable of him to disrespect what you have already told him about yourself and attempt to pursue a relationship despite it. And it's especially terrible since he's your partner for a class and that you share so many friends. Please feel free to vent to us anytime you need, we all love you so much and care for your well-being. I don't know if there is anything I can do, (1/2)

batfightart said: (2/2) but please let me know if I can help in any way or if you need anything. Please remember that you are so loved and that you are VALID as you are. We all appreciate you so much on here, and just want to give you support. I'll be thinking about you and wishing for the best for you. Thank you for sharing with us. We are here for you <3

Honestly this was.... exactly what I needed to hear a few days ago. Thank you so much for your support :’)

@justhavingfun123 said: I understand a bit of what you going through. I've had something similar happen with a guy; he thought he was "the exception". But just because he's friends with your friends doesn't mean you have to distance yourself from them, it might seem like to right thing to do(I've done it before), but stick to your friends. He'll hopefully see he was cruel in the end, and you need friend at a time like this. Hope everything will turn out good in the end and love your work ✨

My friends have been super supportive, which is really great because I don’t think I could have made it through this week without them. Sorry about your shitty experience with that guy :///

@12freddofrogs said: : ( That thing with the girlfriend-zone sounds horrible. I'm really sorry for you having to go through it. I wish I could give you advice or help, but all I can do is offer a virtual hug and prayers. I'm sure it will work out, but it sucks right now, and that's what hurts.

Hug and prayers both greatly appreciated <3

Anonymous said: In regards to your personal distress: you are valid. What you want and don't want is valid. I don't know the full extent of the situation, but if you can take a few precautions then tell him to back the f off, do so. I hope that that will help you feel better(?) about the situation.

I really needed that, anon

Anonymous said: God I’m so sorry that this guy has been playing you that fucking SUCKS and you did NOTHING wrong and we’re very different people but I know the feeling of just feeling so violated over being touched and it’s just the worst UGH I hope this guy fucks off forever and things go back to being good and happy

It was really bad for a couple of days, honestly. I still get all shivery and gross when I think about it, but I’m getting better

Anonymous said: I hope everything works out for you. I wish you the best!!!!

It’s been rough. Haley and I talked to him about it yesterday, because before that, he didn’t know that I was onto him. I made an outline and everything, and I practiced the speech a bunch of times. I made it through the whole thing without breaking down or losing my temper, and he just sort of.... sat there for awhile, until Haley made him apologize. 

It was a really good apology. He said that he had justified the whole thing to himself, but now he understood that his actions were wrong, and he was sorry that he hurt me. I think it was genuine. He was visibly upset when he found out I’d been having panic attacks about it. 

On the one hand, I don’t think he’s a threat to me anymore. He won’t pull that shit again. On the other hand, we aren't talking to each other anymore, and he’s avoiding me. In all honesty, I appreciate that, but even though I know I shouldn’t, I feel guilty for hurting him.

Haley said that he cried a lot after I left. I know that doesn’t change anything. No matter how genuine his feelings towards me are, they don’t excuse his behavior. He manipulated me, and even if it was for honest-to-God-Disney-princess-True-Love, he had no excuse to violate my trust or my autonomy like that. 

I still feel guilty. I’m actively repressing the urge to call and see if he’s okay. I’m not gonna do it, but the urge is there. 

It’s just been.... a week. I don’t know, guys. I’m struggling. 

#asks #ft way too much personal info

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Fanfiction: Mad Love by AmberZ10 - M - Batman TAS

Title: Mad Love Series

Author:  AmberZ10

Rating: M and T

Fandom: Batman The Animated Series

Genre: Romance, General

Status: Complete

Wordcout: ca 390k in total with the first story being 89k and the second one being 302k.

link:

AO3

Summary:

What if Dr. Harleen Quinzel stopped in front of Poison Ivy's cell that first day rather than The Joker's? How would things change?

So, this is a bit of an interesting and strange story, or rather stories. The first one is rather simple. The summary describes it basically perfectly. On her first day in Arkham as a doctor, Dr. Quinzel becomes interested in Poison Ivy instead of the Joker and falls into her orbit rather than his. The first story is the mind games those two characters play on each other and the interest they take, slowly culminating in a relationship, which, in turn, kinda redeems Ivy.

Basically spoiled the first story right there but don't think this was any surprise there. As you can see, that is not really what this story over all is about. This is merely the prequel to the main body, to set that story up. On itself, it's really nothing amazing. 3/5. Decent story. Read it or don't. If there hadn't been the second story, which makes reading this one a necessity.

The real meat, the truly interesting and fascinating part of the story is the next part which focuses entirely on the family life of Harley and Ivy. All the usual stuff that is happening in super hero stories? Fighting villains, defeating world ending threats all the drama in the shows and cartoons and movies? That's all happening off-screen. We barely see it. That's their jobs, really. At most we get snippets of someone in costume fighting some gangster but even there it is not about the action but rather focusing on why that person has put on the costume and why they are out there instead of being at home.

There isn't really an overarching plot, just character development and interaction. And the most important thing? There is a clear progression of time. It's not 300k about a year or two in their lives. Instead, its about their whole life. Harley and Ivy move together, have children, these children grow up, later on get their own children and these children grow up as well and start to fight crime.

And honestly, this story got heartbreaking at times. I basically burned through this story in one night without sleep and it fucked me up because the end is just haunting.

As you can see, their children are (I think) mostly OCs (unless the author converted existing minor DC characters into the children but if so, no one I know but doubt it) and are rather fleshed out. The relationship between Ivy and her eldest daughter is just pure tragedy.

*1

And honestly, I have never read a story like this. To see that progression of time mercilessly affect the characters and their family was powerful to read. We get to know each character, see their lives play out and ultimately end.

*2

Another big thing is that the relationship between Harley and Ivy is not all roses. They are both intrinsically messed up people, have some rotten personality traits and hurt each other at times, as despite the love and family they share, they still have traits of personality that clash wildly and make this relationship not something that works without effort but rather something more tangible and real. Yeah, things can be cute and romantic between them but also vicious and damaging.

The writing over all is rather solid, it has its weaknesses at times as the grammar is a bit wonky from time to time, some arcs aren't as good as others, not every conflict feels natural, and the last two chapters or so and the stuff with Supergirl was a bit meh but overall, it works. The other DC characters that appear are written competently, although the story was rather unkind to Jason Todd and it's engaging from beginning to end.

Another weakness would be that Jo is a bit the exception when it comes to memorable OCs. The rest work in the context of the story and the emotions the story wants you to feel but the getaway character from the story is definitely Jo, as a lot more effort was put into her than in anyone else.

It also needs a while to get going and the first story is unfortunately a bit meh and doesn't really give you the energy to push further into the second story but you absolutely should.

So yeah, it's a long read and probably not really for everyone but it has been without a doubt one of the better stories I've read this year and if any of what I wrote sounds appealing to you, I urge you to give it a try. As of my writing about this right now, the story has nearly 1300 comments and about 900 kudos and it deserves every one and more.

Maybe a bit high but honestly, can't do anything else but give this a 4/5. Read this months ago and I still think about it from time to time.

Below the cut are *1 and *2 because they spoil a lot of stuff for the second story.

*1 One more fascinating aspect is the fact that Ivy doesn't age, being a whatever she is. So we have her being relatively immortal but having to watch her wife grow old and die, same with her children. And honestly, their deaths, all natural due to age and sickness, were honestly some of the most heartbreaking scenes I have ever experienced in a story. The farewell letter that Ivy's eldest daughter had written before her death, which Ivy got after she had died, nearly made me cry. 

*2 And to see their daughter Jo grow from a cute, precious child, to a proud and positive athlete, to an angry teenager who hates the fact that her biology disqualifies her from her dream and which creates a rift in the family that will never be truly bridged, to making mistakes and pursing goals just to antagonize her mother, to a hero in her own right,then to a mother herself, finally retiring as well but still dealing with all the family issues  and then ultimately dying has been a harrowing and fascinating journey.

#fanfiction #payced #amberz10 #harley quinn #poison ivy #dc #fanfic #batman #batman tas #yuri #femmeslash #lesbian #stories #harley x ivy

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The Ballad of Violet and Pearl (Chapter 8) - Scarlet

A/N - set mostly in the 1950’s, the idea came from Jinkx’s song ‘The Ballad of Johnny and Jack’ and influenced the story. Also influenced by Thelma and Louise. ‘Ballad’ in the 50’s was a term used for a love letter.

TW - more angst I’m afraid but some smut. More Pearl x Adore (the last of them I swear!)

Chapter 8

May 1955 - Iowa

Pearl and Matt were at breaking point, Jason could tell. After Matt’s stunt with Ivy and the gun Violet had decided they needed to get of there as soon as possible. As soon as the car was fixed they were out of there and they ended up in Iowa. Matt hadn’t been the same since that. He smoked even more weed than usual, barely spoke and generally shut Jason out. And judging by the show she was putting on now, Pearl wasn’t the same either.

Jason had been watching her dancing in the middle of the bar for some time. She’d had a lot to drink, a lot. She was stumbling as she danced and she was hitting on every man with a pulse. She was making a fool out of herself that was for sure. Jason had lost count of how many men she made out with, her pink lipstick was smeared across the faces of half of the men in here. But not Jason’s. And for some reason that bothered him. He didn’t get jealous easily and when he did he was pretty good at ignoring it. But not today. Today he felt like his blood was curdling as he watched Pearl throw herself at all those men. Why not him? What was wrong with him? He hated feeling like this. He didn’t usually feel like this with Pearl. There had only really been one other time in his life when he’d felt this overcome by jealousy and he didn’t let himself think about that very often. Hitting her with his car hadn’t been his plan, he’d just seen red and before he’d known what had happened he was staring at her on the floor in front of him and she was bleeding. It was as though he’d repressed the memory because he didn’t technically remember doing it, he just knew he had. Of course they didn’t know it was him and he would deny it under any circumstances. He just hoped he never got to that point again. But thinking of Pearl with those guys was making him feel the way he had that day. He didn’t know what had come over him, Pearl flirted with a lot of guys and usually Jason just ignored it. Maybe Violet ignored it better than he did? Maybe that was the key, maybe when Matt was Pearl, Jason needed to be Violet because Violet didn’t get jealous. Maybe Violet protected Jason from his real feelings. Jason hated feeling this way because he had no idea how he would react when the jealousy struck. And that scared him, because Jason didn’t like that side of him. He was willing to bet Matt or Pearl wouldn’t either. 

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May 1951 - Florida 

‘Naomi’s pregnant.‘ 

‘Pregnant?’ A long pause.

‘With a baby.’

‘Yes Matt I figured as much.’ Rolling eyes. Stifled silence. ‘Is it yours?’

'Of course it’s mine, why would I tell you otherwise?’ More stifled silence.

'Fuck.’ Heavy breathing. A cigarette being lit. 'What are you going to do?’

'No idea.’ Heavy sighs. 'I guess I’ll have to marry her.’

Internal screams. Clenched jaw. Anger pulsing through veins.

Jason replayed the conversation over in his head as he drove through town. It had been a few weeks ago now but he hadn’t spoken to Matt since. He was avoiding him. He didn’t know how the hell he was supposed to deal with this. Sure he was with Courtney but Naomi was pregnant. Matt was going to be a father and he wanted to marry her. Jason felt like his whole world had crumbled when Matt had told him. And maybe that’s why he’d done what he did. He looked over at the bag in the passenger’s seat. The one that held the ring. The ring he was going to propose to Courtney with. He knew jealousy wasn’t the reason to propose and he kept trying to tell himself he was doing it because he loved her but he knew that wasn’t true. He was doing it because now he’d well and truly lost the real love of his life, not that he’d ever been Jason’s to begin with, not really. His mind was elsewhere as he drove, his head cloudy. What the heck was he supposed to do? How could Matt have gotten her pregnant? This was all such a fucking mess. None of this was supposed to happen. He felt tears brimming in his eyes just as he saw her step out onto road. Long caramel coloured legs, the baby bump that wasn’t yet visible. In Jason’s head he told his foot slam the brake. But somehow the car was going faster instead of stopping. And before Jason knew what was happening he heard Naomi scream and he heard her body slamming into the hood of his car. He saw the blood. He saw her laying there unconscious. The car still didn’t slow down. He was sure he was hitting the brake, why wasn’t the car stopping? Before he knew it he was home, staring at his reflection in the bathroom mirror. He didn’t recognise the person staring back at him. 

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October 1956 - Colorado 

'I’m sooooo bored!’ Matt whined plucking the newspaper from Jason’s hand and laying his head in the brunettes lap. 

'You’re a child.’ Jason chuckled ruffling his hair. He bowed his head and placed a gentle kiss on Matt’s pouted lips. Things had been the best they’d ever been between them since that night in Iowa. They never talked about Matt’s breakdown, when he got up the next morning he was smiling and in a better mood than Jason had seen him in a long time. He worried asking Matt about it would ruin that so he didn’t. They’d travelled around a bit since then and pulled off the odd robbery to sustain themselves. But recently life on the road seemed to be agreeing with them. They were initiate more and more and not just in a sexual context. When they were in the confines of their motel rooms they were always touching, holding each other, stealing glances. It felt almost like a relationship but neither of them were prepared to use that word. They didn’t need to label this, it just was what it was. Of course when they were in public things were the same as always but they were happy, things seemed great. 

'I wanna go out!’ Matt whined again as Jason stroked his hair back off his face. 

'You always wanna go out. What’s so bad about staying in with me?’ Jason took hold of Matt’s shoulders and moved them so Matt was laying on his back and Jason climbed on top of him. He dove his fingers into Matt’s hair and kissed him deeply. The blonde let out a low moan as he felt them both immediately growing hard. 

'Don’t want to go out so much anymore, do you?’ Jason spoke into his lips.

'No.’ Matt moaned. 'I want you.’ His hand found its way under Jason’s shirt and he ran his fingers over his spine. 'Make love to me.' 

'Ok.’ Jason whispered. You couldn’t very well turn down a request like that. Matt got Jason out of his t-shirt and then his own. Soon their pants and underwear followed. Jason hadn’t topped since the night in the cabin in Ontario but god he’d wanted to do it again. He never thought Matt would let him. Matt liked to be in control in the bedroom. Jason took his time opening Matt up with his fingers until Matt was begging him. He kissed Matt passionately as he got the condom over his erection and coated on some lube. Matt wrapped his legs tightly around Jason’s waist as Jason lined himself up. He was a lot gentler than he had been last time, slowly easing his way in. Matt moaned in such an incredibly sexy way once Jason had pushed all the way in the brunette thought he could come just from hearing that noise. He didn’t waste any time, he always was so desperate for Matt. He’d forgotten just how incredible it felt to be inside him as he started thrusting. Matt closed his eyes and arched his back a little. 

'Oh god Jason.’ Matt moaned as Jason’s dick found his sensitive spot. 'Fuck that feels so good.’ One his hands took hold of his own shaft and started pumping. Jason bowed his head and messily kissed Matt before sitting back and taking hold of the blondes hips. He started thrusting harder, unable to contain himself. A part of him wanted this to last as long as possible but another part of him was too desperate to hold back. They both came quickly, Matt mere seconds before Jason did. Jason pulled out and tossed the condom and fell back to the bed. Matt rolled over onto his side to look at Jason.

'I still want to go out. Take me out.' 

Jason chuckled a little and hit Matt in the arm.

'Fine.’ Jason sighed, he didn’t suppose Matt was going to give up that easily. 'But not like this.’ He stroked Matt’s cheek. 'How would Pearl feel about being my date tonight?’

Matt bit his bottom lip in contemplation.

'I think she’d like that a lot.’ He leant forward and kissed Jason and then he got up from the bed to start his transformation. 

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It was nice being able to act like a couple in public for a change. Jason held Pearl’s hand on top of the table after they finished their meal. There was also something exciting about the fact they had a secret no one else knew. 

'Are you happy now?’ Jason asked Pearl, squeezing her hand. 

'I will be if you take me dancing.’ Her eyes sparkled as she looked at Jason.

'You’re a hard woman to please.’ Jason chuckled. 'Pun intended.’ He whispered, making Pearl laugh. 

'Come on, let’s go dancing. We never go out.’ She took her hand out from under Jason’s so she could light a cigarette but soon cupped his hand again. 

'I don’t suppose you’re going to take no for an answer are you?’

'Nuh uh.’ Pearl grinned.

'Fine, we’ll go dancing.’ Jason let go of her hand and lit his own cigarette before throwing some money down on the table. He stood up and helped Pearl out her chair and then into her jacket. She smiled seductively at him in thanks. They left the restaurant arm in arm. Things felt really good. They thought nothing could burst this little bubble they were in. They were wrong. 

Jason handed Pearl a drink and she smiled softly at him, a little worn out from dancing. They both lit cigarettes.

'You look happy.’ Jason told her, stroking her wig back from her face.

'I am.’ Pearl smiled around the cigarette. Jason was about to lean in to kiss her when Pearl felt a tap on her shoulder. She spun around and her eyes met his and she felt like an electric current passed through her body as his plump lips parted into a smile.

'We have to stop meeting like this.’ Danny grinned at her. Jason’s heart sank. 

'What are you doing here?’ She smiled back at him. He was just as gorgeous as ever. 

'I’m doing some work on a hotel in town. What are you doing here?’

'Drinking, dancing. Sinning.’ Her eyes went dark. Danny placed his hand on her lower back. 

'Care to dance with me?' 

Jason felt invisible. It was as though he wasn’t even there.

'More than anything.’ Pearl stubbed out her cigarette and let Danny lead her to the middle of the room. Jason felt tears in his eyes as he watched Danny hold Pearl close. She put her arms around his neck and smiled at him as they danced. What the heck? Weren’t he and Pearl supposed to be on a date? He felt the jealousy bubbling in his stomach as he marched over to them. He grabbed Pearl’s shoulder and spun her around to face him.

'What the heck are you doing?’ He spat angrily.

'Having some fun.’ Pearl shrugged.

'I thought we were having fun?’

'We were.’ Pearl shrugged again. 'But now Danny and I are having fun.’ She smirked at him and turned back to Danny. Seconds later Jason watched her lips attack Danny’s, lips that not long ago had been on his. He wondered if Danny could taste him. He felt his anger growing and he knew he would do something stupid if he stayed so he didn’t. He stormed out of the bar feeling the urge to punch something. And she calls Violet a whore. 

Somehow Pearl and Danny ended up back at Pearl’s motel room. He was on top of her, kissing her and running his hand up her thigh. Pearl was so far gone she completely forgot that Danny didn’t know who she really was. It had completely slipped her mind. So when Danny’s hand was outside her panties, then inside and slowly pulling them down, she didn’t think about what he might reveal. Her panties disappeared and Danny sat back. Pearl opened her eyes and saw Danny staring at the tape between her legs. His eyes were wide as he shot up from the bed.

'What the fuck?’ He whispered, a look of fear of his face. Pearl bit her lip and stood up too, pulling her dress back down. 

'It’s…its…I can explain.’

'You’re a man.’ The look on Danny’s face was unidentifiable. This is it, Pearl thought. He’s going to kill me. She was panicking internally. What the heck was Danny going to do now he knew? How could she have let it get this far? Her head had been so consumed with the way Danny’s lips felt on hers she hadn’t even thought about it. What a dumb move. She’d gotten into trouble because of this before, because she’d gotten too caught up in the moment and forgotten her big secret. She’d almost been killed for it, how could she be so stupid as to do something like that again? 

'Uhm…well…the thing is-’

'I can’t believe this, I can’t fucking believe this!’ He raised his voice a little.

'I’m so sorry!’ Pearl felt tears brimming in her eyes. She reached for Danny but he stepped out of her reach.

'This is fucked up! Why would you do this?' 

'I didn’t mean to! I didn’t go looking for someone that day in Vegas. You were just there and you were so gorgeous and you talked to me remember!’

'Because I thought you were a woman!’ Danny sighed heavily. He looked confused and sad and Pearl didn’t know what to expect. Was he going to hurt her? Was he going to call the cops? How could she have been so careless? 'I should have known.’ Danny shook his head, running his fingers through his hair. 'I should have known it was too good to be true. The first time I’m ever attracted to a woman…I should have known.’

'What?’ Pearl frowned stepping a little closer to him. She put her hand on his shoulder. 'The first time?' 

Danny but his lip and nodded. 

'I’m uhm…you know.’ He shrugged. Pearl half-smiled, feeling relief wash over her. 

'You like men?’ Pearl whispered.

'I guess.’ Danny was still chewing his lip. 'I try not to, but I just can’t seem to find a woman that does anything for me you know? Until I met you. I should have known.’ He lunged at her suddenly and for a brief second Pearl’s relief vanished and she thought he was going to hurt her. But he didn’t. He grabbed her face and kissed her hard again.

'I want to see you without all this.’ He panted a little. Pearl nodded. She stepped back and pulled her wig from her head, running her fingers through Matt’s hair underneath. She pulled her false lashes off and got a make-up wipe.

'Can I?’ Danny took the wipe from her hand. Pearl nodded and Danny steered her over to the bed where they sat down. He was so gentle as he wiped away all remains of Pearl revealing the true person underneath. When he was done, he scrutinised Matt’s face a little and then he smiled.

'Beautiful.’ He whispered and then his lips met Matt’s. 'What do I call you now?’

'Matt.’ Matt whispered in reply. Danny nodded and kissed him again, pushing him back to the bed and crawling on top of him. He helped Matt out of the rest of Pearl’s clothes and got undressed himself. Matt rolled them over so he was on top. He wanted Danny, he’d wanted Danny since the first moment he’d laid eyes on him but he wasn’t prepared to have Danny top him. Jason was the only person he would allow to have him in that way. As the kiss deepened and Danny’s hands explored Matt’s body, Matt’s mind wandered to Jason. Jason wasn’t just the only man he’d let have him in that way; Jason was the only man he’d let have him in anyway. He wanted Danny, but what about Jason? He felt a little guilty as Danny’s hand found his shaft and started pumping him. Should he feel guilty? He and Jason had fun sure, but they weren’t together. It was just sex right? But if that were the case why couldn’t he stop thinking about him? He tried to shake his mind of the brunette as he coated his fingers in lube and started working on opening Danny up. Danny was biting his plump lip and looking at Matt through those beautiful eyes of his. Matt had wanted this since the first time he’d looked into those eyes in Vegas. Danny was gorgeous and maybe what Matt really needed was a night not thinking about Jason. He opened Danny up and kissed him hard as he rolled the condom over his length. He needed this, thoughts of Jason were not going to get in his way. He stroked Danny’s hair off his face as he lined himself up. Danny sat up and kissed and Matt. It wasn’t the same as Jason’s kisses. None of this was the same.

Afterwards when they were both thoroughly worn out they were lying in bed smoking a blunt. Matt stared up at the ceiling, he could tell Danny was watching him.

'Maybe we could do this again sometime.’ Danny blew the smoke out of his mouth and handed the blunt to Matt. Matt turned to look at him.

'I’m not exactly sure how long I’m going to be in town for.’ He took the blunt from Danny.

'You move around a lot.’ Danny smiled at him. 'Is there something I should know?’

'No, I just get bored easily I guess.’ Matt shrugged taking a long pull on the blunt. 

'Ok.’ Danny frowned clearly not buying it. He rolled out of the bed and started getting dressed. 'I should go.' 

Matt finished the blunt and stubbed it out before getting up and putting his underwear on.

'Maybe our paths will cross again some time.’ Matt half-smiled and gently kissed Danny.

'I’m counting on it.’ Danny smiled. Matt sat on the edge of the bed and watched Danny leave. Danny stepped outside to see someone sat on the kerb. They looked up at him, he had tear stains on his cheeks. 

'Oh good, can I get back in my own room now?’ Jason scoffed, pushing himself up.

'Uhm sorry, who are you?’ Danny scratched the back of his head. 

'I’m…doesn’t matter.’ Jason shook his head. 'What the heck was going on in there? You know she’s a man right?’ Jason smirked at Danny. He was expecting a big reaction out of Danny but Danny just blushed.

'Uhm yeah I kinda figured that out.' 

'You fucked him?’ Jason spat, unable to contain his anger

'What’s it to you?’ Danny raised his eyebrow. 'Who even are you?’

'I’m Violet.’

'Who?' 

Jason frowned and then he remembered where Matt had met Danny.

'Lily. I’m Lily.' 

'Oh.’ Realisation hit Danny. 'So what?’ He scoffed. 'It’s none of your damn business what we did or didn’t do.’ He went to walk away but Jason grabbed his arm. When he turned back to Jason, his eyes weren’t angry anymore. They were filled with tears. 

'Why do you have to be everywhere? Why do you have to ruin everything?’ He sniffed, desperate not to cry anymore. He’d done too much of that tonight. 

'Have I missed something? Is there something going on with you two?’ Danny raised his eyebrow again. Jason bit his lip and sighed. He didn’t really know how to answer that. But he didn’t have to. Matt had heard the commotion going on outside and was stood in the doorway of the room still just in his pants. 

'Jason,’ he spoke. The brunette spun to look him, a little startled. 'Get inside.’ He instructed him. Normally Matt wasn’t the one to give orders and Jason partly wanted to argue with him. But for a change he did as he was told. Danny stared at Matt in confusion. Matt shrugged. 'I’ll see you later yeah?’ And then he closed the door. He turned to look at Jason who still had tear stains on his face and he was stood uncomfortably in the middle of the room. 

'What was that all about?’ Matt raised his eyebrow at Jason. If he didn’t know any better he could have sworn Jason’s bottom lip was quivering.

'You slept with him.’ Jason whispered, feeling his heart shattering in his chest as he said that out loud.

'Well…yeah.’ Matt shrugged. 

'Super.’ A small tear rolled from Jason’s eye and he mentally scalded himself. He doesn’t deserve your tears. 

'What does it matter? It was just a bit of fun.' 

'I could just about deal with all those slutty chicks you were banging.’ Jason’s voice was still quiet and a little shaky. 'Just about. But I thought…I thought I was the only man.’ He hung his head. Through all the whores Matt had fucked Jason tried to himself it was different. As long as it was just girls, he was special. He was the only man Matt let into his bed and he liked that. But Danny had ruined everything. 

'It was just fun Jason. You and I aren’t like…dating or anything. It’s no big deal.’ Matt picked up his cigarettes and lit one. Jason wished he’d put some damn clothes on. 

'It might not be a big deal to you.’ Jason sniffed again. 

'Why is it to you? It’s just sex Jason!’ Matt scoffed, paying most of his attention to his cigarette. He clearly didn’t want to have this conversation; Matt never did want to have a serious conversation. 

'Are you really that fucking blind Matt?’ Jason raised his voice a little and suddenly marched over to Matt and snatched the cigarette from his hand before tossing it in the ashtray. 'How can you not see why this bothers me?' 

'See what?’ Matt frowned, a little annoyed Jason had taken his cigarette but he knew better than to light a new one. 

'How much you fucking mean to me! It’s always been about more than sex to me!’

'You’ve never said anything!’ Matt raised his voice to match Jason’s. 

'I didn’t think I needed to!’

'What so when I told you I loved you, that didn’t seem like a good time?’ Matt frowned and because he was mad he lit another cigarette because he knew it would annoy Jason. 

'You didn’t mean that.’ Jason scoffed. It had been a long time since that night in Ontario, they’d never mentioned it. 'That was just stuff that slips out in the heat of the moment.’

'How do you know that? You never asked.' 

'Because it was obvious. You don’t love me, you were on the brink of orgasm and it just came out.’

'Oh sorry are you in my brain?’ Matt raised his eyebrow. 'You don’t know what I feel!’

'If you really felt that way why did you never say anything?’

'Because I thought it was obvious! And the fact you never said it back made it pretty clear you didn’t feel the same way.’ Matt dragged on the cigarette. Things were getting heavy and it was freaking him out a little. 

'You…you meant it?’ Jason’s eyes widened as he stared at Matt. Matt rolled his eyes.

'I thought I was the slow one.' 

'How the heck was I supposed to figure it out? You can’t just say stuff like when you’re about to come and never again and expect me to realise.' 

'I thought it was obvious.’ Matt repeated. 'Your mom figured it out.’ Matt lowered his voice. 

'What?’ Jason stepped closer to him again. Matt held the cigarette close so he wouldn’t take it again but he didn’t. 'What makes you say that?’

'She told me.’ Matt dragged on it, trying to buy time. He’d never told Jason about this.

'When?’ Jason got that same look in his eye he always did when his mom was mentioned. Matt hated bringing her up because he hated making Jason think about her.

'The day before she passed. She told me she’d seen the way I looked at you but she wasn’t going to have me bringing you down to my level basically. She made me promise her I would leave well alone. That’s why I’ve never told you.’ Matt stubbed out the cigarette and slumped into the chair at the dresser. Jason paced a little, running his fingers through his hair.

'She never told me. You never told me.' 

'How could I tell you that? I thought she’d lost her damn mind. I didn’t realise back then that I did like you in that way. Somehow she figured it out before I did.' 

Jason paced a little more and finally sat down on the edge of the bed. 

'I made someone a similar promise once.’ He exhaled heavily and motioned for Matt to give him a cigarette. Matt felt the situation called for more than that so he lit a blunt before handing it to Jason. Jason took it gratefully.

'What do you mean?’ Matt whispered.

'Ru.’ Jason sighed, watching the smoke exit his mouth. 'He figured out I liked you and he made me promise never to do anything about it.’

'Why not?' 

'Because,’ Jason dragged the blunt. 'He didn’t think you were good enough for me.’

'Wow.’ Matt suddenly stood up. 'I expect that from your mom, she never liked me, but Ru? Wow.’ He started throwing his clothes back on and it made Jason stand up. 

'Matt, Ru does like you it’s just-’

'I’m not good enough, I get it. Maybe if everyone else thinks it, it must be true.’ He grabbed his cigarettes and wallet from the desk as he got his shoes back on. 

'Matt, the only opinion that matters should be mine and I don’t think-’

'Maybe I’m not good enough. Your mom and Ru have got a good point.’ He headed towards the door and flung it open.

'Matt don’t you dare walk away from me! We’re having a conversation!’ Jason followed him and grabbed Matt’s shoulder but Matt shook him off.

'There’s nothing to talk about Jason. It is what it is.’ Matt kept walking. 

'Where are you going?’ Jason shouted after him, feeling more tears threatening to fall.

'To clear my head. Don’t follow me.’ He shouted back. Jason stumbled back into the room and fell to the bed as his tears started falling heavily. He was starting to realise that no matter how good things got between them, it was never going to work. The two of them could never seem to get their shit together long enough to make this work between them. 

#pearlet #pearl liaison #violet chachki #smut #angst #adore delano #scarlet #rpdr fanfiction #submission #tbovap #adore x pearl #queen au #historical au

[last-son-of-mars]

I got tagged by @butchstoothpick and I’m doing this before I forget like the last time he tagged me in something lol

I tag @taakotaacovevo @magnusburnsidesvevo @autisticoscarmike @omniuum @leftcircle @ulyss-s @rewhined @cosmicaces @g-g-freak @kait-a-tater-tot you’re all free to do this or not, I’m not gonna force you

Rules: Tag ten people you would like to know better

Birthday: March 9th

Gender: No

Relationship status: Single lmao like anyone would ever date me

Zodiac sign: Pisces

Siblings: I have a full sister, two half brothers through my mother, another half sister somewhere in the US through my father, and my half brothers have another pair of half sisters in Switzerland through their father that I consider my family

Wake up time: I usually naturally wake up at around 8:30 or 9

Lemonade or sweet tea: Lemonade, sweet tea is way too sugary it’s like I’m drinking acid

Day or night: Night

Coke or Pepsi: Sprite

Calls or texts: Texts, calls give me way too much anxiety and it’s hard for me to verbally turn my thoughts into words. I also have problems processing auditory things so. Texts

Met a celebrity: I met Jeff Daniels. And I didn’t meet him but my mom did and I love talking about it, my mom met Macho Man Randy Savage. He stayed at one of the hotels she worked at and she always talked about how he was literally the nicest and most considerable guest she ever had.

Smile or eyes: Both

Country or city: City, fuck nature

Last song I listened to: Flashlight by The Front Bottoms

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Nickname: None

Star sign: Pisces

Height: 5′1″

Time right now: 12:36 am

Favorite music artists: I am ride or die for Chance the Rapper and Passion Pit, forever and always

Song stuck in your head: “Backpack for his applesauce, BACKPACK WHERE HE KEEPS HIS APPLESAUCE-”

Last movie watched: La La Land. Too hetero

Last tv show watched: The Get Down, oh and by the way EVERYONE SHOULD WATCH THE GET DOWN

What are you wearing right now: My tshirt of a t-rex eating a unicorn and the comfiest blue and white pajama pants in the world

When did you create your blog: I think it was the summer of my sophomore year in high school which means Please Release Me From This Hell

What kind of stuff do you post: SJ stuff, video games, tv shows, memes, my mutuals’ fucking amazing selfies

Do you have any other blogs moved to / saved URL: I have a gore and horror blog but I don’t advertise it because I don’t want to make it easy for minors to find it

Do you get asks regularly: Nope

Why did you choose your url: I wanted to change my url and I came up with bicaptainamerica, which is my Steam username, and I wanted it to be my Tumblr url but I couldn’t for a reason I can’t remember, so I came up with thebicaptain

Gender: No

Hogwarts house: Ravenclaw and Slytherin

Pokemon team: The gengar and bulbasaur and rowlett team

Favorite color: Pretty much every single shade of purple (if it wasn’t obvious from my theme lmao)

Average hours of sleep: 4-6

Favorite characters: Martian Manhunter and Nightcrawler are both my number one forever and ever, Jason Todd, Vivienne de Fer, Artemis Crock, Kaldur’ahm, Dorian Pavus, ISIC, Symmetra, Mellka, Oscar Mike, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Starfire, Delsin Rowe, Cassandra Cain, Faith Connors, Dizzee Kipling, Ra Ra Kipling, Rosa Diaz, Jake Peralta, Ray Holt, honestly the whole main cast of Brooklyn 99, Lee Everett, Clementine, Thane Krios, Garrus Vakarian, my ocs, and I’m gonna stop myself here this is getting ridiculous

How many blankets do you sleep with: One, specifically the Justice League blanket I got for Christmas one year

Dream job: Author success enough to not need a second job but still tutors high school and middle school kids because it’s enjoyable

Following: 288

#me #things about me #thank you for tagging me!!!!! #this was actually fun :)

[bluboothalassophile]

Hi Blu, I know you said you were going on a break, and I can wait for the answer until you're ready or have time, but what are your OTPs in DC and why?

Hello,

That’s going to be a lot of Ships, not a whole hell of a lot of reasons though if you don’t mind. I mostly ship on chemistry or how I feel the pair would compliment each other in a relationship, usually pulling them apart psycologically and history wise to see if they might fit well together. Shipping on chemistry just makes life easier.

OTPs

JayRae, I hope that it’s obvious. Crack ship it may be, but it’s my love.

BatCat, July, I just have to make it to July then they are hitched and no more painful dramas of this on again-off again thing.

Clois, they are my Disney Prince and Princess, don’t fuck with it. And I’m not talking some whimpy love story prince and princess, where the prince doesn’t go after his girl, I’m talking true love, once upon a dream shit with Clark and Lois, I fucking adore them, so do not fuck with it.

Harley/Ivy, I shipped them together before I even understood what lesbians were! 

WonderTrev, again, do not fuck with it, they are the most precious example of equals, and true meeting of minds, hearts, and love, whilst maintaining their individual identities in a strong relationship that means a lot to both. It’s deep, meaningful, and just wonderful, simply wonderful, in the eternal love that is displayed between Steve and Diana. It also broke the mold, for the era that it was published in, for a traditional relationship and just so delightful in expressing love whilst not taking power from the girl or forcing her to be submissive. Again, Do Not Fuck With It.

MultiShips

DickKori, as eternal love, not young love. 

DickBabs, as young love not eternal love. I’m all for their friendship, just not their romance, I think their romance fizzles out a lot of the time, or brings out the worst in each other, while their friendship brings out the best they have to offer.

DickZatanna, interesting, blame YJ

TimSteph

TimKon

TimCass, Don’t Shoot Me! I shipped them before Cass was B’s kid!

BartJaime

DamiJon

DamIrey

DamiMar’i; I really, really, really shouldn’t, but Gods I can’t help it.

Mar’iJon, I shouldn’t, but they’re cute.

Mar’iLian

LianHelena

LianTerry

Cassandra Cain/Emiko Queen, I think Cass is probably pan-sexual, so her relationships could be very interesting

CassHarper

Cassandra Cain/Conner Kent

Kaldur’ahm/Wally II (Don’t ask, just don’t, I don’t even know why I ship them together I just do)

MidnighterApollo, they are awesome!

BarryIris, one of my true love couples, again, but I just never got super into the Flash comics so I’m not die hard for them to stay together. The show has made them rather mundane and not all that unique, but still, they’re cute.

SnowBarry; I blame the first season of Flash for that! I like it, I enjoy it, but I don’t see them as anything but the rebounds for each other.

Olicity; I blame Arrow for that! Before Arrow I stood firmly on the belief that no other would work for Oliver aside from Dinah. However, Felicity is awesome and she and Oliver are a good couple

Oliver/Dinah, they’re kick ass together

Lucas Fox/Babara Gordon, for the .00025 seconds it was happening I thought it would be fucking amazing and actually do some good for Babs, because God knows she and Dick are a wreck 99.5% of the time when together, outside of sex

MeraDiana, guilty pleasure IF Steve and Arthur are dead or not in the picture

Shyra Hol/John Stewart, JL cartoon ruined me for them before I even knew what shipping was

Wally West/Artemis Crock, I’ve NEVER liked Linda Park for Wally, never

TerryMax, again, TV, not comics influenced that love

BartJaime, do not fuck with it, they’re awesome

RoyThea

RoyDonna

GarthDolphin

Zatanna/Artemis, guilty pleasure

GarRose, that is all Xaphrin, Garfield Logan and Rose just click in her works, I almost wish she wrote more of them

BumbleBee/Cyborg, They were my goo-goo Titans couple as a kid, I adored them

BBTerra, yeah, yeah, I know this isn’t what people like, but they WORKED!

PenguinRiddler, and that was BEFORE Gotham started, it was just a quirky thought as a kid

Constantine/Zed

Constantine/Epiphany

Constantine/Chas

Constantine/Zatanna; IF it’s written well I think it’s interesting, if written poorly, I’d rather NOT read it. Bombshells is an Excellent Example! of ConstantineZatanna being written Well.

Captain Marvel/Stargirl

Arthur Curry/Mera

JeriRae; guilty pleasure if it’s written well

JayRose; guilty pleasure if it’s written well

BBWally II, again, just don’t ask

Wally I/Jinx

JayRoy, okay, if it is written WELL I enjoy the romance, if not, I’m all for their friendship, they have the best bromance ever! Like seriously, even if they aren’t a couple I’m all for their bromance. It’s WAY better than DickWally’s BFF bromance thing, JayRoy are just fucking AWESOME!

KaraBabs, obvious I think. And I think Babs has a better romance with Kara than Dick, which is sad given all the fucking effort DC goes through to shove DickBabs on us, and BabsKara, whilst friends, appear to have a better romance potential than DickBabs.

NOTPs

SuperWonder, No. Just No. On so many levels, NO. That’s Too Much Power, also Morals Will Clash. Just NO.

BatJoker, Nope. Uh-uh, No. Reasons should be obvious.

BBRae, No, On So MANY LEVELS, NO! I respect people who enjoy it, but I despise it, I think it’s a prime example of a very bad, bordering on abusive romance, it’s worse than comics DickRae! Just No.

COMICS DickRae, reasons should be obvious if you’ve read the comics.

DickBabs past anything but young love

TimBabs, WTF!? Cradle robber much!**

JayBabs, who ever thought that one up deserves to be smacked, after all the shit Babs has been known to do to Jay (not that he doesn’t deserve some of it), and all the shit he dishes back, not to mention it’s like making Babs the Bat Slut… NO.**

JayKori, Can We PLEASE Stop Giving Jason Dick’s Hand-Me-Downs In the Love Department!? Does he Not deserve his OWN, Original Love Life!? Not the one littered with Dick’s string of broken hearted exes! What’s next!? ShawnJay!? TarantulaJay!? I don’t mind multiships, and having crossing interests, but seriously DC put SOME Thought into these ships. Just a Little! 

Artemis of Bana-Mighdall/Jason; Again DC!? Please put SOME Thought into these ships! Artemis, according to history and valid reasons, is not a fan of men and has always been shown to prefer women, I doubt that it changes because she’s on Jay’s team and he’s not that bad of a guy. I also sincerely doubt after losing her best friend/possible girlfriend/possible lover that she’d leap into a relationship with a GUY of all people. I respect people who ship JayArty together, I just don’t see it, and I feel they don’t have any real chemistry

BruceBabs, I’ll be honest, Batman the Animated series infuriated me as a kid because of the B/Babs thing, and she was dating Dick at one point of that and pregnant with B’s kid! GROSS! It has taken me A LOT of years and objective reading after that stunt to even RESPECT Babs and B in the same light! No Ship There. NO.**

**I’m not saying that Babs shouldn’t be treated as her own woman, and be free to sleep with whoever the hell she wants, I say go for it, but I also am disgusted at the thought of her leaping from one Bat’s bed to the next, it’s degrading to her character and the Bats. She’s not their whore, nor are they her harem. She is a self-respecting character and woman, and I find it insulting writers have reduced her to being nothing but a Bat love interest at times when stories run dry for the writers regardless of what she’s capable of. And I’m not even overly fond of Babs and saying this. 

Things I NEVER ship:

I Don’t Ship Incest, EVER.

I Don’t Ship Pedophilia. No.

I Will Never Ship An Abusive Relationship

I also don’t ship a pair if I don’t feel they have the chemistry, sorry, but this last reason ought to be easy to understand and relateable.

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