#like what does that mean? i dont get a powerpoint with me?

[powermove102]

all those 'list of 5 things I could talk about for 1 hour without prep:' posts really underestimate the power of The Big Yap

#no shade to those posts but #ONE hour? just the one??? #thats not a long time #you could spew some shit for an hour about pretty much anything #even something i know nothing about #crackers? time will fly #and it specifically being without prep os so weird to me #like what does that mean? i dont get a powerpoint with me? #if anything that would hinder the Yapping bc the train of thought cannot roam free as it pleases and is instead defined to a set path #and we wouldnt wanna do that now would we #the real challenge is what are 5 things you could talk about for 24h straight? #these need to be things youre so passionate about and have so much to say for that it overides your need to eat sleep and piss #now that? that would be a feat worth mentioning #not this 1h lightweight bs lmao #meta #me with so many things #lost abc #netflix dark #barbie movies #american psycho #czas honoru #first 5 things that came in my head

[cupcraft]

MCYTblr: Art Ratio's Survey

Hello there tumblr! It is I Cup with another survey, but this time this will be a more serious study! I realize this post will be long but the information below is important. Also, credit to @wigglesforsquiggles for their help with this survey thus far!

We always talk about as artists or for our artists moots about the art ratios being "bad". Meaning that likes exceed reblogs, which do not contribute to visibility and promote art on the algorithm. So, based off our experiences I though it would be interesting to quantify that. I realize this is a big project and I am also a graduate student so I realize this may take a while/be a side project for me but it is something I really am interested doing.

The goal of this study is to not only quantify the ratio issues but to continue to serve as encouragement to REBLOG ART, especially in the mcytblr fandoms. All facets of mcytblr may participate (cc fans, mcc, empires smp, dsmp, etc.).

To explain the form here, there are 3 data points you may provide, meaning you may provide 3 art pieces as data for the survey. Your data and art WILL BE REPORTED ON ANONYMOUSLY only ever categorized by what "type" of art it is or what "fandom" it was for (dsmp art versus osmp art for example) though i do request you provide a link to the post on tumblr only so I can see that the art is a legitimate one, particularly one that is a few days old in posting (meaning a stable like:reblog ratio) though i do not mind really any time point of art because I may check that the ratios havent drastically updated before doing analysis. if you do not have 3 points of data to present and you are only providing 1 piece of art please type N/A into the required art link questions for 2 and 3 and then leave all other questions blank. Also note when I provide the raw data for the survey your art links will be censored for anonymity's sake.

For some bias prevention, I will not provide any of my own art for this study.

All art is allowed including traditional art, felt art, plushies, writing, etc. If your art type is not listed you may hit other and specify. Same goes for fandom listings, please specify if your fandom is not listed.

Also art must be FROM TUMBLR this is not a twitter art study (or instagram/etc), though in the future I do think that would be interesting to compare numbers to! I will also not accept reposted art that is not yours (though i do realize sometimes it wont be obvious to me in all cases). Also you may not post art in the study on someone else's behalf. I will be checking all entries to make sure the original poster is the same and that you did not provide 3 pieces of art from different tumblr users. If one art piece you posted was from an old blog/side blog/etc. you may specify to me in the comments that and thus your art can be included.

I realize this is not being conducted the most scientific way possible but like I said it will be a side project for me on top of schooling :)! I hope this is an enjoyable study for us all.

In how the data will be analyzed this is my preliminary plan but do realize this plan could change in the future: analyze overall ratios in mcytblr between different fandoms, between different types of art, between different cc's and characters, between different MCC's and teams, as well as any differences between lore events (such as doomsday versus final disc confrontation on the dream smp). I may even do statistical analysis if there are enough data points (such as significance testing/anova w/ post hoc/etc) (dont hold me to this one it really depends on how many responses i get/time/etc). Like my last survey I will post a powerpoint you may look through with links to my data and analysis.

I do reserve the right to omit data from analysis if it does not meet the requirements above (ex. you posted art on someone's behalf, its twitter, its reposted, etc.) or it is against major boundaries (pr*ship for ex), against cc boundaries on their characters, or if your response to the survey is a "joke response" (meaning you didnt actually provide data for the survey, or the link you provided wasnt to art). I will be transparent about omissions and mark them in the data and I will give reasons as to why. I realize this adds bias to the study but i srsly will not participate in things against my boundaries and others for this survey.

If you have any questions please send me an ask on anon or off!

and pls rb to get the word out even if you dont participate!

#mcyt #mcytblr #survey #cup survey #fanart #long post

[richardsphere]

Leverage Redemption Log: The Work Study Job

Ultraviolet catastrophe is indeed a great bandname.

Girl walks in, "how could you"... im putting money on plagiarism? (its the only crime i can think of a student could figure out. Sure he could be working on a quantumphysics/nucear radiation based weapon for the military, but a student wouldnt know) Pressed continue, im right. Stage fright/anxiety. As someone who has never been diagnosed with anxiety but has some pretty anxiety-esque tendencies... this will be a hard episode for me. --- Skipping over the "client meeting" bit, cause nothing much happened there (besides the obvious) Back at the theatre Breanna has the powerpoint. Turns out, not only is he a fraud he's also a climate-change denialist (not because he doesnt believe in it, lobbyists just pay him).

Turns out Harry used to go to this school (he also used to do "little yellow pills")

Harry and Breanna are ideologically seperated? (i dont think they are, Harry isnt saying "the system works", for godssake he's on team leverage AKA team fuck the system) but we're gonna be force-fed some BS here. But Breanna is being really harsh here. Like all Harry is saying is "I have connections here, and I have built up enough credit with 'donations' that these doors are open to us".

Harry: Look guys, The slow option exists and any crime involved in getting her her research back could permanently destroy the girls legitimately and ultimately cost her the very future we're trying to get her back. If we steal it from him and she gets her stuff back, he'll just claim she stole it from him. Sad Parker: But I love crime! Harry: Ok you can do a little crime, as a treat.

Sophie is calling the shot: We'll at least give the official route a chance. (She does not seem to be under any illusions it'll work but have to get started somewhere) --- I agree with Sophie, "ultimate frisbee" is a dumb name for a sport.

Dean Alreadyforgothisname drops a tech billionaire, which feels like either someone we'll return to later in the episode or a future mark.

Elliot is stealing the camerafeed for Breanna, But gets spotted by someone who redirects him elsewhere to fix whatever needs fixing. Parker complains that college campusses, campussi? Campi? are too easy. The one way to prevent Elliot from kicking your ass: Be someone he genuinely likes and/or pities. (he's gonna be evil isnt he? Obligatory third act twist) Harry cant distract this guy too long, They find the stuff (its behind the whiteboard) but while Parker manages to hide Breanna is found --- Breanna, when a mark says "oh you're the janitor" your response is "yes let me just take the trash out", confirm their suspicions and biases. But now that you've failed the slam dunk exit time to flatter his glasses and ego, (and bait him with a new, promising student he can plagiarise next) He tries to bait her with an impossible question, but she sees through it and exposits that she actually knows what she's talking about. But breanna has made herself an opening next monday --- So he's looking to "sell" (techcically lease) the patent to this clean fusion research to an oil company.

Mr "genius" doesnt seem to understand what "installed backwards"means.

Breanna stalls and redirects the oilguy, Floyd is about to interfere with Elliot. Harry is going to request the hearing,

Floyd is suprisingly happy with Elliot. Are we shock-therapying the Oilcorpo?

Oh Floyd has friends (presumably the actual backbone staff of the institution, secretaries, accountants etc.) --- Ok so its a secret Illuminati order of janitorial staff. I've seen this joke before but also, dont mess with the janitors man. They know where the bodies are hidden as well as where to hide yours.

As far as taking Gray down, Elliot just won the fucking lottery.

Meanwhile Harry gets what amounts to an out-and-open admission of corruption from the Dean. (Rule number 1: Never admit to your crimes where Leverage is near. They have recorders in their ears. The Dean's job priviliges are hereby revoked.)

"we need all the crime". Simple line but it works. 8.6/10 --- New plan: Convince Gray that the girl stole the research from a third party and its way more valuable then he thinks.

Breanna tells Emma to help Sophie

Sophie on a greenscreen doing a Ted Talk, Elliot plants a book with Sophies thesis in the library.

Gray just entered the suplycloset/Sophies Lair. Sophie, you could've waited 1 minute, given him the time to steal stuff on camera and strengthen your futures.

--- Time to feign Tech Billionaire Status (that guy from earlier is getting dropped again) HARDISON IS PLAYING THE SPACEBILLIONAIRE! I am loving this. They really realised exactly how much leniancy a greenscreen gave them to work around this guys schedule. the legit look of glee on Sophie's face when she realises Hardison is joining this con. She (character) doesnt even need to fake it. (i dont want to presume on the feelings of the actor)

Hardison, you ducked up your coverstory in the first line. A tech billionaire admitting that their people did the work not themselves? God if only we lived in a world where that really happened. (i mean an ideal world obviously wouldnt have billionaires in the first place but one step at a time)

Gray has taken the bait. Sophie boner-baits him into a rush decision.

Problem with a violin scam, what if they have an actual buyer lined up. --- Ok so list of problems: Getting Emma in the room, Goading Gray to over-extend. Getting rid of a billionaire's security. thats 1 big problem and like, 2 quarters of a problem. (Emma is the legit issue, anxiety sucks)

Huh this tech billionaire is actually rather open minded and sensible. Ah they let him realise they're conning him to move the guards out of play.

All the janitors working together to funnel this guy into his doom. Gray tries to prevent Emma from meeting the Tech Billionaire just in time for commercial break. (he's about to gloat on a wire, while the billionaire is locked in a box with a functioning speaker hearing him admit everything) --- Oh yeah the billionaire went to school here, he's been in Gray's class and knows enough science to know that when a professor claims to have all the answers rather then admit "i dont know that, i'll look into it" from time to time its a big red flag. Obviously fuck billionaires, but on the scale of fictional billionares this guy is pretty good.

"I have Tenure" "We have a Harry".

#Leverage #Leverage redemption #leverage redemption season 2 #the work study job

[gogolstoelicker]

LOVE UR HEADCANONSSS!! Can I request Karma Akabane MC lol

Leech twins, ruggie and riddle to Karma!MC

Well-known for your violent and troublesome nature, you're quite cunning, mischievous and somewhat sadistic. Despite your somewhat sadistic nature, you actually have good values behind your motives and could be quite empathetic.

You're more than capable of respecting and caring for others. However, you also tend to be quite impulsive, to the point of becoming truly brutal and cruel when fighting anyone who threatened you or the ones you care for.

Jade:

➣ ah another floyd but without the moodswings

➣ this is fine^^ 

➣probably almost had a fistfight with too 

➣jade wouldn't fistfight tho  

➣he would uh  

➣smile words fight????🤔🤔🤔  

➣like he would genuinely hurt ur feelings so much u might need a 10 recovery days  

➣but it is ok‼️if u do not give him a reason to, he will just tease u whenever he got the chance‼️  

➣its like koro-sensei teasing(?) karma when he got a score lower than asano  

➣but unfortunately, unlike koro-sensei, he does not have a good intention  

➣he teased u and observe ur reactions just for the hell of it  

➣and maybe as a small revenge  

➣a dangerous duo once y'all got along  

➣the whole school doesn't wanna get on yalls bad side  

➣y'all are kind of passive aggressive with each other tho which is not really surprising🤔

Floyd:

➣ probably got into a fistfight with at some point  

➣and when i say "at some point", i meant during book 2  

➣straight up mean girls hair pulling, slowmo punching and dodging, pained groans and all  

➣i meant this in a /hj way btw LSNSKNSS its probably more brutal than that  

➣ace, deuce, jack and jade had to stop yall 

➣so u can alr guess how bad both of ur relationship was🤔 

➣floyd likes to bother u 

➣hate or not, he still likes to bother u 

➣u just played along with him 

➣which probably what made y'all became closer  

➣frenemy amirite⁉️ 

➣a dangerous duo once y'all finally got along(20) 

➣imagine someone pissing off one of u and both just came at them charging 

➣yeah I'd change my identity

Ruggie:

➣ kind of on the safe side?🤔like hadn't faught yet but will if anything happens that actually involves you or your friends

➣he's wiping the sweat on his head with a nervous grin 

➣the sweat got on Leona's face and now ruggie is running 

➣/JOKE 

➣anyways u two could be best buddies 

➣honestly u probably saw him steal someone's food once 

➣and turned a blind eye on it 

➣even defended him if needed 

➣"ruggie stole ur food? are u dumb, u literally gave him ur food🤨🤔" 

➣mansplaining manslaughter manipulating for ruggie⁉️⁉️so true‼️ 

➣at one point he u became a leona #2 

➣bc he kept lecturing u to go to class (all bc he cared dont worry) 

➣well i mean at least you're passing your classes with high marks???🤔🤔so the lecturing session isn't even that intense 

➣he just, looks at u straight in the eyes and sigh and go "pls go to class, your good grades aren't gonna last long like this u dumb fuck "

➣maybe not the dumb fuck part🤔

Riddle:

➣ i was gonna say almost fight again

➣you'll have to bear with me here, it's literally a karma!mc 

➣so yeah almost faught💪‼️ ➣ace beat u to it literally

➣but after knowing everything and him apologizing, you're ok with him!!

➣well not really that quickly ofc but u actually tried to get along after

➣honestly? riddle might work as a motivational person for u to start studying again instead of doing things halfheartedly

➣he can and will start a powerpoint as to why u should study no matter how smart u are

➣and to attend classes bc he had been hearing from a certain SOMEONE that u always skip classes🤬🤬

➣u dont wanna go through riddle's hell lessons

➣other than that, riddle is a good friend to u!!!

#twst wonderland #twst #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland x reader #riddle rosehearts #ruggie bucchi #jade leech #floyd leech

[darkfinch]

I posted 3,440 times in 2021

690 posts created (20%)

2750 posts reblogged (80%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 4.0 posts.

I added 2,915 tags in 2021

#q - 1504 posts

#finchtalks - 876 posts

#leverage redemption spoilers - 138 posts

#leverage spoilers - 106 posts

#leverage redemption - 74 posts

#redemption spoilers - 73 posts

#undercover eliot au - 42 posts

#qwat au - 36 posts

#finch does nano - 35 posts

#redemption struggles - 31 posts

Longest Tag: 138 characters

#like he knows most of the time but. sometimes they say random shit is ‘’bad’’ and it is hard to follow. what do u mean u can’t punch a guy

My Top Posts in 2021

#5

quinn only reads extraordinarily trashy romance novellas send tweet

964 notes • Posted 2021-08-08 17:07:35 GMT

#4

anyway, the tru reason eliot hates using tech is bc his fingers are 2 achy 4 typing and he doesnt like squinting at screens

1006 notes • Posted 2021-08-27 16:24:33 GMT

#3

quinn and eliot definitely have a several-year-long recurring argument called Is Quinn Allowed To Kill Moreau: Why Or Why Not

initially quinn doesn't push because thats eliot's call and eliot's business and he offers as just. a casual favour for someone he likes. heard the dude's bad and he's in jail, im ur huckleberry etc etc—

—and then he gets conned into an actual Friendship and they actually Talk about the moreau situation and quinn, despite all reason and an increasingly disgruntled internal monologue about Boundaries and Getting Attached and Working For Free, finds himself breaking into eliots place to set up a projector for his lovingly-crafted powerpoint presentation like,

"so here's 153 reasons why you should let me shoot damien moreau in the face :) hear me out, pal, it's a great idea. it's self-care. parker agrees"

1351 notes • Posted 2021-08-15 22:49:26 GMT

#2

i love that eliot and quinn at LIGHTNING SPEED go from “ah yes, eliot spencer is here to settle scores” to “I dont know how eliot my friend eliot works with you people. Hey eliot do u need me to kill anyone for u. Im ur huckleberry. Hey eliot u owe me a favour right. Hey eliot. eliot. Wanna sit next to each other hey eLIOT”

Quinn imprinted like a duckling on the plane ride over, love this for him

3042 notes • Posted 2021-06-26 04:07:13 GMT

#1

someone tagged one of my quinn & eliot posts like “quinn/eliot was such a good ship” in the PAST TENSE listen. im. just bc my boy was in 1.2 episodes of this tv show and has not been mentioned even in passing since 2012—

3132 notes • Posted 2021-07-14 16:00:21 GMT

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#my 2021 tumblr year in review #your tumblr year in review #thats...............................too many posts actually

[maliceinborderland]

I know for a fact that Niragi would talk about dumb stuff "Is water wet" type of stuff and Last Boss would look annoyed but actually secretly enjoy his weird ass

And that’s the thing! Niragi would argue that water is not wet and Last Boss would think “what in the actual fuck cuz yes it is” and it would cause Niragi to bust out all of his brain cells to support his argument, I mean his dumb ass would 100% have a PowerPoint presentation made as to why water is not wet but because it isn’t possible in the borderlands, he’s made doodles on a whiteboard. (He’s not a good artist, and his handwriting is so gnarly it would even make doctors scratch their heads, bless his little soul)

I’m 100% sure that when they go on rounds, scouting around Tokyo for food or supplies, that when they’ve driven past a Burger King or whatever, Niragi would say some shit like “yo, I miss their spicy nuggets.” And LB would be like “their nuggets? You’re a grown man. Dont you eat the burgers?” And Niragi would be like “no mf spicy nuggets for the fucking win don’t get me started on the chicken fries” and LB is just like “why tf are you ordering chicken at a BURGER KING WHERE THEY SELL BURGERS” but he’d probably not voice this last but and just flare his nostrils and widen his eyes at Niragi who’s moping while looking out the window because Burger King’s spicy nuggets are, in fact, missed.

More than anything Last Boss is deeply disturbed by most of the conversation topics Niragi would come up with, not because of how gruesome they are, not at all, but because as much as Niragi says and does the dumbest shit throughout the day like “lol look at me freak the fuck out of this pigeon with my laser scope” he’ll bust out some deep ass thoughts in the middle of their last night rounds like “we’re alive but are we living” and it would just fuck with Last Boss so bad because is he living? is he just alive? But would he entertain Niragi?

No.

Anything and everything Niragi throws Last Boss’s way is met with a “shut the fuck up, kid.”

To a certain extent, I think Last Boss enjoys Niragi’s company. Keep in mind, LB was a hikikomori in the real world, so having someone around you all the time is bizarre, perhaps tenfold when it’s Niragi. Even though Niragi’s behavior is shaped by his “freedom” in the borderlands, I think LB connects with Niragi in the sense that neither of them felt “alive,” or felt a sense of purpose, until they got to the borderlands.

I think this is what makes their companionship work.

#the chicken at a burger joint convo happened to me once #idgaf chicken products are superior #spicy nuggets are gods creation #alice in borderland #ima wa no kuni no alice #imawa no kuni no arisu #suguru niragi #niragi #niragi suguru #last boss #takatora samura #samura takatora

[vyladromeave]

SHABOWKNIGHT HEADCANONS PLASTERBOATS

This is how Shabowknights work in my brain. It just is. 

(Warning this is super long. like really long. its literally like 69k+ words im not kid. ding. i did include a couple poupble to help break up the bup the text. so. good lick.)

BECOMING A SHADOWKNIGHT

There is only one requirement for a person to become a shadowknight: you gotta feel it. you gotta reel it. you gotta feel it in the heart of the cards. sometimes ur having a rough day and youknow what thats fine. the shadowlord is totally there for you. hes your homie. your bro. your bromie. he can be anything you want him to be. but most importantly he is here for YOU. hes the cool boss. he lets you slack off on fridays, he puts slightly outdated memes in his powerpoint presentations. all for you. you’re welcome.

Now I hear what you’re thinking. What happens when the Shadowlord has a bad day? He can’t always be there for you, right? Wrong. The Shadowlord is on that grind, as the kids say. The grind never stops. no breaks. Stops? no stops. the only thing the Shadowlord is putting a stop to is ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴛɪʀᴇ ʀᴜ'ᴀᴜɴ ʀᴇɢɪᴏɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴠɪʟʟᴀɢᴇ-ʟᴏʀᴅ sʏsᴛᴇᴍ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɢᴏᴠᴇʀɴs ɪᴛ. Hes up all night and all day, working hard for you. give him a big thank you.

Not convinced? here’s a cool diagram he made for you. this could be us. you could be partially dead BUT holding hands with your best bro the Shadowlord. and really, what’s better than that? ghat? yeah? no. nothing. nothing is better. look at this diagram and fucking weep.

•

SHADOWKNIGHTS AND IMMORTALITY

All Shadowknights are immortal, as in immune to giving a shit. they just dont give a shit. they can just sit around for hours not giving a shit. do you give a shit? you shouldnt. you shoulding. houlding. hold mushrrom. thats what you should be doing right now. what are you waiting for? well???????????

If you were a Shadowknight, you could be holding a mushroom right now. That’s right. a whole mushroom just for you. but you arent. so you wont. why not? what’s stopping you? pledging your undying allegiance to the Shadowlord isnt so bad, we promise. it rocks, actually. we have pizza parties at the end of every month. does your employer hold pizza parties at the end of every month? I didn’t fucking think so.

Now I know what you’re thinking. But I dont waaaannnaaa kill the person I love the most! Well guess what? Sometimes you have to make hard decisions in life. Which is why you’re lucky that this decision is actually an easy one! I mean think about it, end of the month pizza party, mortal emotional attatchments. attachemnts. atatchments. fuck. however you spell it. Which one sounds cool as hell? Thats right. I don’t even have to say it. you know the answer. you already know the answer. i put it in your breain and it stays there.

•

Your favorite pizza topping.

What do you want on your pizza? I know you’re technically not one of the bros yet, but theres no way you wont be after all this, so I figured I’d go ahead and get your order down. Yeah i know the pizza party is a month away. im not ordering it right now. im ordering it later. that way its still fresh when it shows up. 

Although the delivery times out here in the nether kinda stink if I’m being honest. dont tell the shadowlord I said that though. he puts in a lot of time and effort to making sure everything is cool down here and like, really he doesn’t need to worry about the whole pizza delivery thing. like he already puts in so much time, the least i can do is cover the pizza thing yknow? 

I actually made the pizzas one month. have you ever made hundreds of personal pan custom pepperoni pizzas. its a lot of work. seriously. I kept burning them. so many burnt personal pan piping hot pipper pepper pepperoni personal pan personal pizzas. luckily im immune to fire, and i can never die. if you were one of the bros, you could be too. here’s your pizza.

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Consuming the Pizza

Go on. eat it. I made it for you. what do you mean when did I have time to make a pizza? just now, while we were talking. didn’t you notice? maybe not. I’m good at making pizzas quickly now. ive had a lot of practice. maybe we could make some personal pan pinni mini pan pepperoni pizzas togethethter sometime.

oh my god. wait. im an idiot. im a fool. i was so focused on making you your personal pan pipini piziza pepperoni peper piza that i didnt even hear what you wanted for your toppings. im so sorry. oh my gosh im so sorry. i really didn’t mean to, i just got caught up in the moment. really. i promise. i know this reflects really badly on the whole shadowknight thing, but i promise this is a rare occasion. really. all the bros here in the nether are really kind and thoughtful, so stuff like this rarely ever happens. I really hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me.

maybe its better that we dont have personal pipizini personal pan papaza pizzas. im not actually that good at making the pizazis. i lied. im sorry. im so sorry. this doesnt normally happen. i just wanted to sound cool. its been so long since someone’s considered joining the bros, i just wanted you to really like me. im so sorry. oh my god. im so sorry.

•

A Reformed Pizza

The pizza is metaphorical. we’re still friends, right? we’re still bros? future potential bros? the potential kinetic mechanical energy of bros? thats a little science joke for you, whwhwhere i just said the science words. I havent learned about science in a while, ive been stuck down here making personal pan pizzazos for a while. im sorry about the pizza thing again, by the way. i tossed  your bad personal pan pizza in the lava pool over there to make up for how sucks it was. it was really bad. yeah. its probably a good thing that nobody ate it.

A Sturdier Pizza

The pizza is literal. We can make a new pizza. together. with my powers and yours combined. give me your hand. we are holding hands now. these are the hands that will make a new pizza. together. we can do it if we believe. do you believe? in our new world? in our now pizza? you should. you should believe. you better fucking believe it.

look at thsi shit. ohhhhooooooollyf uck. look at that pizza. holy shit. look at that piza. holy shit. balls.

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Natural Abiblibties

sorry im still jsut thinkginbg aboutt he pizza. homygod. holy shit. did youz seetheat pizza. did you see it. arey you looking. at the pizza. ohmygodc. look at thits. is. its. the pizza. its fucking perfect look at it. ive never made a pizza like that before. we diddit tofgotehr. we did it. the pizza. we did it.

iknow itsnoth the end of the month yet but iwant to have a pizza party. lets do it again. we’re strong enough. we can take on anything tofeger. antyhign. even pizza. especially pizaz. we can. iknow you dont believe it but its strue. lets do it again. lets make a pizza one more time. what dtopping do you want to put on it this time? mushrrom? we can do mushrrom.

here. im handing you a mushrrom. you can put it on the pizza. its a topping. there are many toppings you can put on pizza. you can put on extra cheese too. then iets ecxtra cheesy. cheesy peezy. pizza.

lets do it together.

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Additional Pizzas

we’ve made so many pizzas. thatslike two whole pizzas. wholy fuck. holy shit. thats twho whole pizzas. bro. thats great! thats amazing! thats two more pizzas than we had before. like seriously we set our mind to the piizza and our brain to the pizza and you smush it and you sus it and then you pizza. woaw! pizza. pizza.

what if we made more pizzas.we could make a pizza for everyone. everyone could knpow of our pizzas. everyone could be just as happy as us. isnt that great? isnt that amazing? we could all pizzas. we could ALL pizzas.

hold on. im calling the bros. they need to know. they need to pizza. ive got two bros right here ready for a pizza. do you think we can do it. thats double the pizza we’ve already made. it could be tough. i know this is a lot of pressure, and it really means a lot to me, but its ok if you want to back down now. pizza is a lot of work. its hard work. i know it is. you know it now too. but we can pizza. we can pizza together.

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THANK YOU FOR PIZZA!

:) the bros really enjoyed the pizza. thanks for helping me make pizza very appreciate very cool. pizza. im handing you a pizza coupon right now i am folding it into your hand. what store does it go to? dont worry about that. its just a coupon for pizza, you dont have to worry about the specifics. they’ll know what to do with it.

they’ll know.

:)

#april fools #unreality tw #??? #this post is. something. #sorry it doesnt cover all the sections of the original post i got so tired. so so tired. this much gibberish takes effort to write.

[byooregard]

your blorbos!!! so we definitely have:

the aced attorney folks, of COURSE, uh. Trucy in particular. also Klavier Phoenix Athena and Rynosuke?

also those homosexual fellows in Our Flag Means Death, idk enough yet to know which is your fave

I’d say Essek was a while ago but he still counts. and Caleb. but mostly Essek.

is Medea Khorapodcast your favorite from that show? i think she is. is she a blorbo though?

im sure im missing some important ones that i just can’t think of lol

did i get a good grade

hmm okay so u know my interests better so i will be taking that into my grading account. uhh the thing with blorbo from my shows it that it encapsulates a rather specific emotion held towards a fictional character, at least in my head in which case

with aa characters. i'd say that that is a solid yeah those are all my blorbos but it depends on what emotion you assosicate with blorbos. i consider ryunosuke the most blorbo of this group because whenever i see him i go !!!! that's blorbo from my games. however i don't think i can justify phoenix trucy or klav NOT being blorbos because i made a whole powerpoint on phoenix and I'm the trucy girl and klavier gavin is klavier gavin

hmm i wouldn't consider anyone from our flag means death a blorbo as it does not unlock those specific emotions in me but pirates :) so points

essek is blorbo from my show enough that he has gained status as a permanent blorbo like on any list of favorite characters he will always be there no matter how far I've moved on. caleb too to a lesser extent

uhh i'd say nah medea may be of the character type that i get attached to a lot but i was honestly more a medusa fan when i was still writing khora

checking the list of blorbos i'd say youre missing some shadowhunters ones but that's cos i do not talk about my old cringe interests to people who dont also have the same old cringe interests / people who ask

overall i'd give you a solid.... B+

#i have an old blog where all my shadowhunterposting goes #cleb talky

[elliethesuperfruitlover]

bnha shit ahead

okay this is a rant real quick. (strap urself in) im not upset, but THIS NEEDS TO BE POINTED OUT.

feel free to give your opinion, dish some things out, the like :)

alright, you have the authority to disagree (if you want), it’s my opinion xx. alright so bakugou has anger issues because of his upbringing. like, one would think that it’s like “he’s kinda upset about well...everything, and he keeps shitting on deku like it’s his job to.” that’s kind of his ENTIRE character. like.....literally. he has his moments of softness and everything, but his (first) hero names were “lord explosion murder” or variants of that. i’ve watched ALL my hero academia episodes, spare the 2 movies, and if someone was to ask me “what comes to mind when you think of bakugou katsuki?” i would say “anger issues and the color red/orange.” this man gives off black air forces, listening to steppin’ by 21 savage vibes. (dont let him get a hold of your demonias).

now, on multiple occasions, i have wanted to PERSONALLY beat bakugou’s ass. im talkin’ “DEKU, DUMBASS, I NEED YOUR HELP” type ass beatin’. you gon’ need all might PLUS all 50 goddamn united states of smash to save his ass.  ✨plus ultra ✨ on that hoe.

SLEEPING HIS ASS. because he needs to be put in his damn place.

let me put this into perspective.

my toxic trait is that i love competition. i don’t turn things that arent competitive into competition, but if it IS competitive, im a bitch, i MEAN it. i won’t play dirty, but i will do everything in my power to be...well...the best. 

bakugou acts the same way, he wants to be better than midoriya, the number one hero, yada yada. okay thats fine. but where is all this ANGER COMING FROM? 

✨his mama ✨

why are you saying this? how does it add up? you may be asking....sit the fuck down, let me get these (limited) receipts.

okay so, in the episode where aizawa and all might had to go around to the students’ houses, in order to tell their parents about the dorms that UA is implementing, i find my reasoning. now, in the opening scene, we can see bakugou’s mama SLAPPING HER SON UPSIDE THE HEAD, with no fucking reaction. like it’s what....normal. like it’s some type of regular occurence. and of course, he’s fucking yelling at her (i would too if i know my ass wouldn’t get beat). he finally has the balls to stand up against her and be like “hey.......please stop hitting me” WHICH WE LOVE. but like???? this must be ongoing. dont nobody just start beatin’ they kid when they’re FIFTEEN YEARS OLD. maybe that’s when their parent starts fucking laying off of them a lil bit.

she straight up BITCH SLAPS her ONLY son in front of not only her husband, but his HOMEROOM TEACHER, AND MR. YAGI TOSHINORI. the fawk? if i did some trifflin’ shit, at least my mom would have the sense to like let the guests leave, then dish me out. she is out to EMBARASS her son. and hurt him (both emotionally and physically because she had a fucking death grip on him)

and the “if you werent so weak” comment that she made just threw my ass out, i gotta order a new one offa’ ebay. 

this man has childhood TRAUMA connected to his mom, and how she treats him this is where his anger issues come from, his other mindsets, all of those things. just in that little thing. and like i get when she was complimenting him and everything, but if i were in that position, i would eat up those nice words, only to think about the blaring pain in my skull where i just got backhanded a few minutes ago.

anyway uh, thanks for coming to my ted talk.

i’ve been thinking about this a lot lol. i dont often talk about BNHA, but when i do, you may not be able to stop me. i enjoy analyzing different characters, and their background and the like. this isn’t just for my hero academia either, i literally made a whole powerpoint on invincible characters, just talking about them....because i fucking ADORE that show.

there’s so much to talk about though, and when im done simping over her, midnight may be next on that list...hmmm. we’ll see.

@misskittysmagicportal, @super-unpredictable98, @robert-sheehan, @hucklebunny​, @maerenee930, @magic-multicolored-miracle​​

(yes i know full damn well that some of yall dont know what in the name of god im talking about but bear with me pls xx)

[galaxyofmyown]

can you do hotch with a reader with an age gap? maybe something to do with the song “dont stand so close to me” from the police

hello darling! here you go. i obviously aged the song up so she’s in higher education so as to not make her younger than 25 which is my usual rule of thumb. enjoyyyyyyyy! xo

aaron hotchner x reader - just a number

young teacher, the subject of schoolgirl fantasy

Aaron needs to stop letting himself get roped into this kind of thing. He’s much better suited for sitting behind a desk than standing in front of a classroom. But here he was anyway, at Virginia Commonwealth University, guest-lecturing for a Professional Ethics and Liability class. The professor was a friend of his from his prosecutor days and he owed her a favor. 

Despite Hotch’s general confidence surrounding his career, public speaking is not one of his favorite things. But he’s gotten good at faking it over the years, so his voice carries throughout the lecture hall confidently. There couldn’t be more than 30 people in the room considering the class was only open for people pursuing an M.S. in Criminal Justice. Perhaps this is why his eyes kept wandering back to you. Sitting third row left, dutifully taking notes.

At first, there didn’t seem to be anything special about you. Sure, you were beautiful, but all the girls in the lecture hall were objectively good looking. You weren’t even dressed to impress, lounging in your seat with leggings and a big sweatshirt on. But you had a wiser-than-your-years air about you, and you seemed extremely interested in the subject matter. Hotch couldn’t stop thinking about you, couldn’t tear his gaze away every time you wrapped your lips around the straw of your iced coffee. His interest in you nagged at him. You couldn’t possibly be older than 25. He’d never felt so attracted to someone so young before. Although not explicitly wrong, it did conflict with his personal morals.

she wants him so badly, knows what she wants to be

Yeah, you had a crush on Aaron Hotchner. Despite having only known of his existence for about an hour and 45 minutes, you were under his spell. He’s more charming and well-spoken than most of your professors, and they do this shit for a living. The way he carries himself, the way he moves his hands when gesturing to the screen. It was… hot. But it was more than that. He was smart and competent and his credentials were certainly impressive. And you weren’t the only one to notice. There were many people in your class that looked as interested in him as you felt.

“That’s all I have for you today. Does anybody have any questions?” Hotchner asks the PowerPoint goes black. A few people raise their hands, including yourself. You actually do have a question, but you’re filled with nerves as he looks at you.

“Yes, you in the third row. What’s your name?” He asks. You feel hot. 

“(Y/N) (Y/L/N), sir.” God, he hates that you called him that. Or rather, he hates how much he loves it. You ask your question about how attorney allocations often lead to unjust decisions in court. Agent Hotchner smiles as you speak, causing one girl to turn to you and roll her eyes. Oops?

her friends are so jealous, you know how bad girls get  sometimes it's not so easy to be the teacher's pet

“That’s a great question, (Y/N).” Hotchner says (earning you eye roll #2) before spouting off an answer, which you scribbled down in your notebook. He answers a few more questions, and you notice that he didn’t ask anyone else for their name. But that doesn’t mean anything right? As your professor joins Agent Hotchner in the front to thank him for speaking, you realize that you’re never going to see this man again.

And frankly, that’s unacceptable.

You need to say something to him before he leaves, so you stay in your seat as the other students either leave or walk up to talk to Professor Ramirez or Hotchner. Many students are attempting to mask their blatant flirtation with a question, which, like, power to them, but you still felt the distant and unfamiliar sting of jealousy. You don’t miss the way the Agent keeps looking at you, however, which fuels your barely existent confidence. You walk up to Hotchner right after the last student leaves, and boldly stick your hand out. He shakes it and the warmth of his hand seems to move through your entire body.

“It’s (Y/N), correct?” He asks. You nod.

“That’s correct, Agent.” Hotchner smiles at you.

“Please, you can call me Hotch.” He says.

“Alright, Hotch. I just wanted to say that it’s great to meet you. An honor, really.” “It’s great to meet you too.” He says, and if you didn’t know better you would say his tone was FLIRTATIOUS, “Are you interested in working for the FBI?” He asks and you can’t help but laugh.

“God, no.” You say, which makes him raise an eyebrow.

“No?”

“Sorry, sir, no offense, but I really don’t trust the government enough to work for them.” You say, and try to contain your smile when he laughs.

“Fair enough. So what is it you want to be doing?”

“I’ll tell you, but you can’t laugh at me-”

“I would never laugh at you.” He interrupts, and you smile.

“Okay, then. I want to be a private investigator.” Hotch looks surprised, but he nods in approval.

“I can respect that. Although you’ll make plenty of enemies that way.”

“Hm. That’s okay with me. I have a lot of friends.”

“So you’ll strike a balance.”

“Exactly.”

You stand in front of him for a second, calculating your next move.

“Is there something you needed to ask me?” He asks, looking into your eyes. You almost chicken out, but then-

“Yes, actually. Um, this is a bit weird, and I’ve never done this before, but… would you maybe want to get dinner with me sometime?” You ask, forcing yourself not to break eye contact. Hotch’s face remains controlled, and you can’t gauge his reaction.

temptation, frustration, so bad it makes him cry

“I’m sorry, (Y/N). You’re lovely and seem like a great person, but I don’t think that would be appropriate.” He says, and you deflate (although you try not to show it). Trying not to cry from embarrassment, you smile at him and nod.

“I understand, Agent. Have a good night!” You say, staying as positive as possible. Hotch looks at you with pity, which is the last thing you need.

“I really am sorry, (Y/N).” He says.

“Don’t be. Have a good night.” You say, and you’re out the door before he can respond.

You walk to the exit and groan when you see that it’s pouring rain outside.

“Shit.” You say, digging around in your bag for your umbrella, but you can’t find it anywhere.

“Fuck.”

Usually, you’d walk to your apartment from school, but you can barely see the street in front of you with all the rain. You jog over to the bus stop and nearly collapse onto the seat, ignoring everyone around you. Today sucks.

wet bus stop, she's waiting, his car is warm and dry

Hotch pulled out of his reserved parking space carefully. He’s glad he thought to take an umbrella today. He turns up the heat in his car and breathes in the warm air. He can’t stop thinking about you. Was he an idiot for turning you down? It felt like the right thing to do, but now he just feels stupid. He groans as he pulls up at a stoplight. Driving through Richmond at night and in this weather was going to be a nightmare. He looks to his right and sees you, soaking wet and miserable. God. He’s pulling the car over before he can even weigh his options. There’s no way he was going to make you take the bus this late without any protection. He rolled down his window.

“(Y/N)!” He called, startling you. You look up, your expression a mix of hopefulness and embarrassment.

“Yeah?” You ask tentatively. Hotch falters for a moment, then says,

“I can drive you home.”

“Oh, no, it’s okay I’ll just-”

“I’m worried about you. Get in if you want. It’s really no problem.” 

You hesitate, and Hotch can practically hear your conflicting thoughts. But you get in the car nonetheless, and holy shit. He has heated seats.

“Thank you.” You say as you close the door. You immediately feel better, the warmth of the car soothing you, the leather seats making you feel less guilty for being soaked in this obviously expensive car.

“It’s no problem. Where should I go?”

You give him directions, his rumbling voice and soft demeanor making you feel so comfortable. The drive only takes 5 minutes, and suddenly you wish you lived farther away.

“It’s this one.” You say, and he parallel parks flawlessly. Hot.

“I’ll walk you up.” He says, reaching for his seatbelt. You put your hand over his before he can unclick it, and he looks up at you.

“Don’t please. I’ll be fine.” You rush out, not eager for him to see the inside of your shabby apartment building. He relents, but before you can pull your hand away he grabs it, softly stroking it with his thumb. It’s an awkward angle, but it makes your heart race nonetheless.

“Hotch?” You ask quietly, and he’s pulled out of his trance. He pulls his hand away and turns back to face the front.

“Sorry. Uh, good night.” He says, and you sigh.

“I’m 25, Hotch. I have a full-time job-”

“(Y/N)-”

“No. Let me say this, please. I have a full-time job and I’m taking night classes for my Master’s. I have my own insurance. I can vote, drink, rent a car. My brain is fully developed. You aren’t my boss. You aren’t my professor. You’re just a guy. I’m just a girl. It’s that simple. If you aren’t interested just say that and I’ll get out right now. But if this is about my age, or your age, then I think you’re making a mistake.” You say, your voice growing stronger with each word. Hotch looks at you, but his guard isn’t up this time. You know exactly what he’s thinking.

“Kiss me, Hotch.” You say. Hotch smiles.

“Call me Aaron.”

“Okay, how many times are you gonna change your name because-”

Aaron pulls you to him before you can finish your thought. His lips are softer than you expected, and he kisses like a guy with 20 years more experience than you. And it’s amazing.

“Wow.” You say as he pulls away. He presses his forehead against yours, and he’s full-on grinning now.

“Are you sure you don’t want me to walk you to your door?” He asks, and you can’t help it: You giggle like a schoolgirl.

don't stand so close to me

#criminal minds #criminal minds imagine #aaron hotchner imagine #aaron hotchner x reader #hotch imagine #hotch x reader #aaron hotchner #ssa hotchner

[olde-scratch]

So I watched LUCIDS 1-4 without any prior knowledge...

and here were my thoughts. I didn’t watch any backstory or anything so enjoy my suffering.

PART 1

“So what happens when the people inside of their dreams go to sleep?” They die

“What happens when we wake up? Do they go on living while we’re not there?” THEY DIE-

“Who are they anyway?” they’re faces that our brain catalogs and stores for later use, although it’s also arguable that every time we dream we go to an alternate reality and inhabit the body of another version of ourselves. Now, were you in a car accident and trapped underwater or-

Are they twins?

(Me tuning out to do something)

“-the squirrel in spongebob was your soulmate, making you a Sandy simp-”

Me, snapping back to the video: hold up-

[missed the part about the worksheet, realized it when i rewatched 10 mins later to make this post]

yall speakin gibberish idk what youre saying-

“I’m gonna go to bed.” bro it literally looks like morning-

“You should get some sleep you look terrible.” i get six hours of sleep a night minimum and i look worse than him shut up bro-

“jump into someone else’s dream” ah i know this con-

why they all got the same face-

haha funni meme

“--an interruptiion can create feedback and tear them apart.” Death. I long for thee.

Is that Karl Jacob’s jacket?

“a second grader” makes me think this is a different school system. [i was wrong? i think?]

“[get him to] eat your apple”

[in the dream sequence] weird dream, but ive had weirder. now, Why Pamper’s-

why does he suddenly have a knife-

“You put a filter on the Dreamscape feed?”

“Technically, you are seven years old.”

???????????

the second hand embarrassment is UGGGHHH

[reading the description] you mean like the guy who was knocked out for 2 minutes on a football field and woke to find he’d dreamt 17 years of his life? oh this shall be Fun

PART 2

[I check the description] “jasper cult” what the fu-

how many camp camp references can i make during this

Is the apple a reference to religion or does the creator just really ilke apples?

“meal.”

“meal?”

meal????

Wait why couldn’t that guy eat the apple? If he wanted it in the fruit bowl, wouldn’t there be a chance of the guy eating it anyways?? Why can’t the guy who brought the apple eat it?

well he’s Dead

[debating if I should read the backstory}

n a h h h h h -

Was he gonna feed the dead guy the apple or something? Why is he upset about the apple in this scene???

oooo the grownups are fightinnnngggg

Is he an antagonist?

HE WROTE A BOOK???

oh now i want food

ESTABLISH JUSTICE ENSURE DOMESTIC TRANQUILITYYYYYYYYYYYYY

“I watched all those aforementioned shows” what shows did i miss something what-

man why you gotta hate on her jane austen fanfic let her live bro

string theory! i can get behind that! sorta-

o no he found the memes-

BOY GOT KNOCKED OUT-

kim there’s people that are dying-

is SHE an antagonist?

quinn? calling himself jasper? u sure hes not just nonbinary? is this just a metaphor for transphobic parenting?

“He died... but somewhere, he grew up.” So is your plan to take a Quinn from a different universe and make him your own, thereby robbing another version of yourself from happiness? When does this ever go well?

Yknow most people, when they lose a kid,,,, kinda,,,,,,, dont go on a ceaseless quest to find another version of their kid that grew up without knowing that another version of his mother was invading other peoples’ dreams to find and kidnap him,,,,,,,, like aint u got a therapist-

“Once you get past the point of not knowing what’s real anymore, you realize it doesn’t matter.” Well, I Got Called Out-

PART 3

“you’re real, oliver.”

aRe yOu sUrE aBoUt tHaT-

“you’ve been infected by the anti-love parasite of Mandadon” the amatonormativity is strong

so anyways ive been infected since birth hbu-

“James Jasperson, creator of Japple” did you mean to Fancy Well-Educated Man in a Black Turtleneck? cause the only FWEMBT i allow near me is prof. hidgens

“are you winning?” says the capitalist

why did you rewind to see his face?? you have the same face????? is this just bc the creator doesnt like working with other people cause in that case same but???????

“it’s a bad idea. i’m not gonna do it.” we’ve all been there. and we’ve all done it.

looks like me trying to study. (i say, a person who has studied a total of five minutes throughout their entire life.)

your “Spartan trial” looks like a bunch of guys standing on a hill pretending to be something they’re not. Let The Man Bring His Snacks.

eat the apple.

is this your first existential crisis or something what a loser lets all point and laugh

“One of you should be spared, the other shall’nt.” did you mean shant or was that a choice-

yall gonna get called out for talking shut UP

“sorry if this is too personal, btw. are you okay?”

me, confused and half understanding what’s going on and also needing to sleep cause its almost one in the morning but wanting to finish what i can find of lucids which i only starting watching cause i saw an animatic of ranboo and dream w audio from it: i don’t know anymore

“i just want my life back... i was gonna get married-” AREN’T YOU LIKE SEVEN-

ay man if this is a sacrificial cult yall gotta get daniel-

UPDATE: I  H A V E  N O T  F O U N D  I T -

“oliver”

I  F O U N D   I  T -

WHICH ONE IS QUINN?? WHO’S JASPER???? WHICH ONE IS BENJAMIN???? I THOUGH BENJAMIN WAS SEVEN BUT I THOUGHT HE WAS THE ONE GETTING MARRIED WHAT-

oliver. eat the apple.

“Can you still have memories even when you’re dreaming?” One time I woke up to my alarm and fell back asleep and in my dream I remembered that I had class in a few minutes and my dream self woke my real self up so fast I thought I was gonna get whiplash. Anyways, I was late to class bc of my computer but that doesn’t matter.

NOPE I FOUND IT. HERE’S THE AUDIO. THE ANIMATIC ONE. FINALLY.

im thinking car crash. but also maybe murder. but also maybe both? is it raining or was he drowning? is he in a coma? hmmmmmm?

wait olivers the one with the apple does that mean he’s the one dreaming? is the ending gonna be him and jasper (quinn? idk) fighting against ben and mrs hills about jasper eating the apple to save oliver from the dream? hmmmmmmmmmm-

waitwaitwait i thought oliver was 7 how is benjamin 7 years younger than him if they look the same age what what what explain america explain what you mean arkansaw-

are the cuts on his nose plot-relevant or

“What if you hadn’t been driving?” So I was right about the car accident but Mrs. Hills still said he was seven so did i mishear her say that BENJAMIN was seven? but even then oliver would be 14 and that would still be illegal-

“How are you feeling?”

“Like you’re a pretty bad therapist.”

mood

“--it makes it all bearable to have power over the stories we write in our heads” that’s why i write fanfiction

HE’S GOT THE NOTEBOOK HE’S GONNA WRITE SOMETHING ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US

WHAT YOU MEAN AN EXPERIMENT THAT’S HIS NAME-

[upon reading the description] so i was right.

wait was that supposed to be the twist in part 2 about the apple in his pocket is that what the existential crisis was about i thought it was because he was introduced to the multiple worlds theory-

PART 4

wait wasnt the other one january 2018 why we going back to 2017-

appol

“--the future and the past all already exist” mhm yep figured this out long ago

there was simultaneously a point in time in which i hadn’t known about this, had been looking it up, had been watching it, and had been writing an ending to this post, and had been posting it the next morning before class. that time is both now and not now. Welcome To The Multiverse Theory or whatever its called-

“--my favorite scene of the movie is waking up next to you.” Mine is eating fast food as I listen to AJJ and play Minecraft. We are not the same.

Now I’m hungry but it’s 1 in the morning and i already put my retainer in god fu-

[reading description] what do you mean previously??? she did that in the first episode????????

[still on description] WHAT DO YOU MEAN WILL QUINN BITE THE APPLE AND GO TO BENJAMINS REALITY ISNT THIS OLIVERS REALITY AND HE HAS TO GET BEN TO BITE THE APPLE WHY IS APPLE CAPITALIZED IS THIS THE DOING OF THE FWEMBT

i should have watched the backstory i should have watched the backstory i should have watched the backstory i should have wa-

[description] oh ive been spelling quinn right the whole time nice

i hope she rejects you /j

WAIT BENJAMIN WAS THE ONE GETTING MARRIED TO ISABELLE

ISNT HE IN SECOND GRADE-

HE IS SEVEN YEARS OLD HOW IS HE GETTING MARRIED ARE THERE TWO BENJAMINS THAT WE’RE FOCUSING ON-

bro get out of the road ull get hit

how do you knOW WHICH ONE IS QUINN THEY ARE THE SAME PERSON-

so

wait

hills wants ben to feed quinn the apple bc in his mind, that will give hills and quinn a happy ending and she doesnt want ben to see the apple bc thats gonna mean ben will know that his reality isnt reality at all. so then oliver has to,,,, not let anyone eat his apple? he just has to wake up?

IS HILLS THE VILLAIN AFTER ALL ORRRRR

wait but if ben sees the apple wont he realize that his reality is wrong and his reality will change, making it so that hills doesnt get her son? or is there some time-based rule that says they’re only transported to the reality that the person believes at that moment? or is this another stab at the multiverse thing where an infinite amount of hills gets their happy endings while an infinite amount of hills doesnt and etc etc?

i should have watched the ba-

oooo dramatique

they’re in a time loop?

nope thats a new powerpoint

wait so theyre,,,, no-

wait-

nvm-

IS THE BEN WE KNOW AN ADULT GETTING MARRIED TO ISABELLE OR NOT-

“they were actually pretty nice” didnt they throw someone off a cliff-

oh so it got confusing THEN??? NOT BEFORE?????

“it all seemed so real.” is that Not the point of vivid REM sleep hallucinations-

is oliver gonna show ben the apple and ruin hills’ whole operation

WHO ARE ALEX AND RYAN-

“what’s 25-8″ bro dont do this to me-

yep hes gonna show the apple

ayyy the guy who stole karl jacobs jacket it back

the second hand embarrassment is back and I Hate It

all that happens in episode ONE??? bro get some better writers that is bad pacing

“it’s the best!” wait until season eight. no show has a good season eight.

quinn knows about the apple thing w the dreams and multiverse and realities dont he

YOU KILLED HIM

NOT KARL JACOBS NOOOOO HES ALREADY DIED ONCE

oliver is v relatable

wHaT iN tArNaTiOn-

lemme hear that explanaton again-

is bill cipher gonna show up? i hope bill cipher shows up. i miss gravity falls

“ah! a tree! ah! a tree! ah a tree!” moooooooood

did hills murder quinn

is your family the jasper cult

TOXXIICCCCCC get that lady out of your life quinn that is so toxic

“ ah! a tree! ah! a tree! ah a tree!  ah! a tree! ah! a tree! ah a tree!” mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT’S THE END NO WHAT WHY NO

The Adventures of Benjamin and Oliver

he is Not Good

ope-

wait so ben is equal parts an adult AND a child?? okay that clears a lot up

I MEAN HE WAS RIGHT THO BEN U CAN’T REALLY ARGUE ON THAT-

ew get off the floor

butterfly effect, multiverse theory, memory decay, and your imagination ALL exist yall gonna ignore that cause you wanna be famous?

“We already know what the future looks like!”

aRe yOu sUrE aBoUt tHaT-

to add to the list of bad things: Cats (2019)

YA BOI THINKS IT’S NOT ALREADY FIFTY YEARS TOO LATE TO START FIGHTING CLIMATE CHANGE FFFFF

BINGO BABYYYY

get what what

what mapped-

awwwww he thinks THEY’RE creating the multiverse

you gonna dismiss the multiverse theory bc of something you created in your current reality? loooserrrrrr

ABUSE YOUR GODLIKE POWERS

she draggin that seven year old

a lot makes sense now why didnt i do this first-

Jasper

the food shortages-

bro that calculators like 90 bucks at walmart

imagine meeting a stranger and they know Everything about your life like that’s gotta be so weird

what’s even weirder is them telling you you’re the deity of a cult that sacrifices animals

THAT FOURTH WALL BREAK WAS-

KARL JACOBS IS DEAD NOOOOOO

ooohhh there’s context for that

OOOOHHHH THERE’S CONTEXT FOR THIS TOOOO

w h a t -

w  h  a  t  -

W   H   A   T   -

Conclusion:

it’s 2 in the morning and i need sleep but hOOOOO MY GODS THAT WAS GOOD IS IT OVER OR NOT IDK ANYMORE IM TIRED THAT WAS CRAZY I HOPE QUINN AND JASPER GO ON TO BE VERY GOOD FRIENDS, AND I HOPE BENJAMIN AND OLIVER STAY VERY GOOD FRIENDS AND I HOPE HILLS FINDS A THERAPIST WAS A LITTLE CONFUSING BUT I ENJOYED IT

if i dream about apples im suing /j /lh

#lucids #nicholas podany #there's a metaphor in there somewhere #but im not gonna be the one to find it #i dont think i dreamed about apples #youre safe for now podany #for now #EDIT #I PUT 'something their not' #WRONG THERE #I HAVE NO EXCUSE #IM SORRY

[khaleesiofalicante]

I was totally not counting the second since 11 30

i am not ready

I JUST PUT MY LBAF PLAYLIST ON

IM SHIVERING IT'S SO COLD

wait i'll move to the room im sitting out in the open

OK I GOT BLANKET

FUCK I LEFT SMTH BEHIN

OK LET'S GO

OMG ALEC CALLED HIM BABY

alec knows

oh my god that conversation

gonna cry

“Magnus, no!” Alec snapped. “No one is sacrificing themselves.”

YES TELL HIM

MAGNUS SIT THE FUCK DOWN

“Hate the beach,” Max had said in the same petulant voice he had when he had been four.

AHHH OH MY GOD

it's freezing wtf

The photo of the four of them.

Max and Rafe building a sandcastle – one in the shape of the Eiffel Tower. Alec was holding a cocktail, for once posing for a photo. Magnus was resting peacefully in the sunchair – knowing his family was there and okay.

Even now, even after all these years, the memory brought him peace.

No. It wasn’t just the memory. It was them. His family.

They brought him peace. They always did.

i just love them so much

this is so precious

Max belonged here – in their home. And Max’s magic and immortality belonged only to him.

“Let’s go bring that little shit back home,” Rafael smiled.

I WILL CRY DO NOT DO THIS TO ME

but yes

let's bring him home

OK WHO FUCKED UP THE WEAPON

Alec closed his eyes and pinched the bridge of his eyes nose. When he opened his eyes, his blue eyes were calm.

Magnus had no idea how he did that.

He had no idea how Alec had managed to lead his people through all of this.

But if anyone could do it, it was Alec Lightwood.

i love him so much he deserves the world

OH MY GOD THE SWORD IS TOO MUCH TO HOLD

WELL FUCK

“How are we supposed to kill Asmodeus with this if we can’t even hold it for five fucking minutes?” Alec demanded angrily.

ALEC ASKING THE REAL QUESTIONS

ok but he's always so collected but seeing him lose his shit

angel by the wings is such a good song

YEAH YEAH WE GET IT GREAT DESTINY SWORD

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE PERSON

WHO ARE YOU

oop is it magnus

DUDE I GOT CHILLS READING THAT MESSAGE

IT HIT ME HARD

magnus...so many love you

you have no clue how many people are gonna come

“This is insane,” Magnus said again. “No one is going to turn up!”

Alec who had been looking shocked this whole time smiled at that. “You really have no idea, do you?”

Magnus frowned in confusion.

“You have no idea how much you mean to people,” Alec said and then turned to Jace. “How many people can we expect?”

“Thousands,” Jace grinned. “Tens and thousands.”

asmodeus better start counting his moments

this made me so emotional

because it's true. he's so fucking loved

a message like this...you can expect the whole of the shadow world

“Magnus Bane,” Alec said. “For once in your life, sit back and let us do the work.”

“But-”

“You don’t have to do anything,” Alec smiled. “Just stay close to me. We’ll take care of the rest.”

yes.

you've protected them so many times before. now let them to the same

they will show up

magnus oh my god i wanna sit him down and show him a powerpoint presentation of how loved he is

But Magnus wanted to say they haven’t got this.

The shadow world would not turn up in Edom.

Magnus had never done any of the things in his life expecting something in return – definitely not something like this.

He fought for people – and always will – but he didn’t expect them to fight back for him.

And he certainly didn’t expect them to go to hell for him.

Quite literally.

hey. hey listen up. i know it's hard to believe but you are so so loved. there are so many people who would go to hell for you because they love you and they trust you

those who typically are the caretakers dont realise this. but you oh my god you. trust alec and trust max ok? you'll be surprised by how many will come

holy shit the portals...

holy fucking shit that's so cool

max you did it

you crazy genius you did it

you crazy reckless little shit

“Now we walk through that portal,” Alec smiled. “And we hope everyone else does the same.”

AND THEY WILL

what if someone was taking a nap...?

They had come.

The shadow world.

They had come to fight for him.

im actually tearing up

Because a warlock’s power didn’t come from their blood – not really.

It came from the heart.

And Max’s heart…Well, it spoke for itself.

YOU LITTLE SHIT COME HERE LEMME GIVE YOU A HUG AND ICE CREAM

his dream...

this is it

THE NAME IS KARMA

IT'S BEAUTIFUL

ALRIGHT WHOEVER IS THE DESTINED PERSON GET HERE

“Don’t underestimate my upper body strength,” she winked at Alec and flew upwards.

“Damn, okay then,” Alec let out a soft chuckle.

oh my god strong women

I HAD MY GCS ON MUTE BUT I LITERALLY WENT ON THERE TO GAY PANIC

IM GONNA FUCKING CRY MAX

In that moment, Magnus realized what he had done.

This is how Max must have felt.

Awful and horrified and powerless and utterly terrified to the core.

He had done that to Max.

He knew he had done it to protect him.

But that didn't matter. No one should feel this. Ever.

yeah you really screwd up when you did that...

He needs to know Magnus is sorry. He needs to know Magnus loves him. He needs to know Magnus is so proud of him.

Please. He needs to know.

oh my god tears

DO YOU WANT ME TO CRY

ASMODEUS FUCK YOU STOP MAKING PEOPLE DISAPPEAR YOU ARE HORRIBLE

OH MY GOD CHOPIN

MAX OMG YOU'RE OK

Max’s voice was amused and confused - and alive. “Why is your demon baby sitting on my face?”

good question

MAGNUS WAS INVITING DAVID INTO A GROUP HUG

NO ONE TOUCH ME

ASMODEUS STOP DOING THAT

“I’m going to kill Asmodeus,” Max growled.

Alec stood up at that and grinned at their son. “Good plan. Let’s do that.”

YES LET'S DO THIS SHIT

He felt Max soften against him. “Crazy warlock.”

“Takes one to know one,” Magnus pointed out.

SHUT UP IM SO TEARS

“Holy shit. I’ve never seen so many demons in one place before. It’s like Christmas came early.”

Clary pierced a demon with a sword and looked at him incredulously. “I’m married to a mad man.”

“You know it, babe,” Jace winked at her.

JACE JCUDFUFR NOT THE TIME

I SWEAR I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

so much adrenalin

“I saw Lexi flying around a moment ago.”

“So, that’s just a thing we say now then?” Jace laughed.

AWWW

they are going to be ok...they are gonna be together...all of them

it's hitting me i guess

SCUIUDVUHVD NOT AT THESE TWO MAKING OUT DURING A BATTLE

“Straight people,” Alec muttered and ran towards them.

“Ah, so it’s okay if you do it,” Jace accused. “I see how it is.”

straight people smh

i think it's gonna be magnus who weilds karma

kids killing abusive parents yes yes yes please bring it on

“Bro,” Jace sighed. “I owe you one.”

“Remember that the next time I ask you to save my life in World of Warcraft,” Simon said.

“Deal,” Jace grinned.

i love them so fucking much

i will cry

i feel like i say that a lot

LILY

OH MY GOD

DAVID

HE

HE

HE

HE CALLED HIM PAPA

SHUT UP EVERYONE I AM TEARING UP

HE CALLED THEM MAMA AND PAPA

EVERYONE SHUT UP THIS IS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS

SELENA IS HERE TOO

THEY ARE TIRED

WHERE IS THE YA CHOSEN ONE

WHERE ARE YOU

“Selena, it’s not about what kind of power you have,” Jace said softly. “It’s how you use it. If you can use it to help people, then you should do just that.”

this!!

it's all about how you use it...

you're doing great honey. we'll get there one day. maybe not today or tomorrow but one day we'll heal from this. selena youre doing great

Jace smiled at her. He put two fingers in his mouth, and whistled loudly.

Lexi landed next to him a moment later. “We need to have a chat about you summoning me like that.”

OH MY GOD THEM

JACE AND LEXI'S EVERY INTERACTION IS GOLD

ARE GABRIEL AND SELENA GONNA BE ENDGAME??

oo me likey

i switch ships very fast dont judge

OH HE CALLED HER LITTLE MERMAID

“Wow,” David whispered. “Papa. Did you feel that too?”

Jace’s eyes teared up at that.

“He is going to cry every time you call him that,” Clary told their son.

“Excuse you,” Jace sniffled. “You still haven’t let go of his hand.”

they are together. they are a family.

im not ok

“David,” Jace said carefully. “Is that a demon inside your backpack?”

“Uh,” David said awkwardly. “I can explain.”

“You know what? It’s fine,” Clary sighed. “This doesn’t even make it to the top 5 of the weirdest things I’ve seen this week.”

OH MY GOD DFHUUDFUYGFDUHYDHJD

Asmodeus back off

fuck you

Jace knew that Magnus, that beautiful self-sacrificial idiot would without a doubt give himself up to save the rest of them.

But Jace wouldn’t let that happen.

Not just because Magnus was Alec’s heart and Jace loved Alec like life itself.

But because he loved Magnus too.

no one touch me.

them...just them

The warlocks were not fighting. They were running around the battlefield healing people and taking care of battle wounds.

thank you. thank you for coming here. thank you for this

IT'S THE WAY THEY ARE UNITED UNDER ALEC'S CLAVE

“Consul,” David whispered at Max’s father. “You brought my bow.”

“I had a feeling you’ll be needing it,” Alec Lightwood winked at him. “An archer should never be without his bow.”

“Sir,” David croaked. “I just…Thank you. I don’t even-”

“Not now, David,” the man shushed him. “I have to put an arrow through my father-in-law.”

Oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god

FREAKING OUT

THE LAST LINE THOUGH UHUDUHSFD YES

SHIT IT'S 2 AM-

JACKSON

“Are silent brothers allowed to hug?”

I don’t give a shit.

“Are silent brothers allowed to swear?”

I still don’t give a shit.

IM GONNA-

THE LONDON BOYS

it's them

ALRIGHT SOMEONE HAND THAT SWORD TO MAGNUS

IM TELLING YOU IT'S HIM

RAFAEL

I MISSED YOU

“God, she is so sexy when she does that,” Rafael sighed and ran towards Anjali.

She kissed Rafael thoroughly and went back to squeezing the life out of demons.

OH MY GOD I LOVE THEM

I AM ALSO LISTENING TO STYLE SO-

DHUHFVUHFVHV

JULIAN

“Shut your sexy mouth, Julian Blackthorn,” Max ordered. “I’m trying to focus here.”

JKUHCUHVD ISTG

asmodeus stfu

no one likes you

“Stop stalking people, you creepy piece of shit!” Max yelled.

ASMODEUS ISTG YOU ARE VERY CREEPY

My leg cramp

fuck

David hated this.

He hated Asmodes for doing this.

He could forgive the kidnapping, but he couldn’t look past this. This mistreatment of Magnus.

David knew what it was like to have a father who was also a bully.

A father who didn’t protect, but a father you had to be protected from.

THIS!

You were his fucking father

“Don’t fucking grab my parabatai like that,” Lexi said dangerously. "She is precious cargo!"

EXACTLY UHCUSDFYUDF

OH MY GOD STOP SPLITTING THEM UP

WARRIORS IS PLAYING IT IS SO FITTING

LEMME LOOP IT

what the fuck...

“Take what you can!” Rafael shouted. “For Magnus Bane!”

“For Magnus Bane!” the entire battlefield roared.

THIS

the way they are ready to die for him in a hell dimension

if they lose, the shadow world ends

and just...

blood bending...

no...no dont do that

He took Max’s face in his hands. “You’ll always come back, Max.”

“How do you know?” the warlock asked.

David bumped their foreheads together, his hands steady on Max’s face.

“You’ll come back,” David promised. “Because I’ll be right here waiting for you.”

OH WE'RE NOT USING BLOOD BENDING?

I WILL ACTUALLY CRY THEM

their love

only david would want to write a poem while he's LITERALLY in a storm of demons

blood bending's fucking hot

Max's big blue eyes were scared.

Not of demons though. Max had never been afraid of demons.

David realized Max was scared of David – of what David would see.

What David would think. What David would feel.

He smiled at his boyfriend – for he only ever thought and felt one thing when it came to the blue warlock.

“Max Lightwood-Bane,” David mouthed. “I fucking love you.”

IM NOT OK I LOVE THEM AND I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

they are so powerful together

i love them

“Max. My angel,” David smiled and pulled the boy closer. “I’m not afraid of you. I’ll never be afraid of you.”

Max let out a tiny breath of relief and closed his eyes.

“Let go,” David whispered and crashed their lips together.

THEM JUST THEM

LMAO ASMODEUS YOU SCARED?

CJKUDJHUDF

Also rafe is such a good leader sob

Alec had never been prouder of Max than in that moment.

“Your children are something else,” Mark Blackthorn muttered from next to him.

“I know,” Alec grinned at the shadowhunter and turned around.

im so proud

rafael just...from the air

so fucking proud

they...they formed a circle around him

IM GONNA BE SOBBING ON THE GROUND IF ANYONE NEEDS ME

It ached at all the love these people had for Magnus.

He felt so overwhelmed.

For he knew, no one deserved this more than Magnus.

just....

they love him so much

“Our boys are so big now,” Magnus whispered.

right??

it hurts but hurts so good

It was an odd feeling to be able to hold your entire world in your hands. But Alec was one of those lucky people.

He wanted to stay like this forever. He wanted to hold and never let go.

OH MY GOD THEM

oh oh oh

yeah...yeah he's right

ragnor' s right

god dont give him the sword i take back what i said

Because even though it was the meaning of Alec’s name, Magnus was the ultimate protector out of them all.

He was a protector. Not a destroyer.

the love i have for them

OH MY GOD

ASMODEUS STOP IT

FUCKING STOP

IT'S ENOUGH

just...the three of them running to magnus

that's it. that's all i have to say

NO

STOP HURTING HIM

STOP IT

YOU'VE DONE ENOUGH

you've hurt him for centuries.

you have never left him alone. please just stop now

it's enough

OH MY GOD ALEC PUNCHED HIM

NO STOP

ASMODEUS STOP IT

IM GOING TO CRY

YOU FUCKING BITCH

The man wasn’t just a killer. He was a sadist.

He preferred to use his magic – Magnus’ magic – to hurt Alec.

THIS HURTS THE MOST

oh my god im gonna die of hypothermia

Asmodeus bent down and picked up a discarded seraph blade. It lit up in red. He walked over to Alec, twirling the blade between his hands. “Let’s make this poetic, shall we?”

STOP

FFS STOP IT

dont

OMG MAX

MAX NO

FUCK

This hurts so so much

he's hurting them

no no stop

im actually sitting here too shocked to process

It was just the four of them now.

Max on the ground, weak and pale – his hand broken.

Rafael crying next to him, clutching his brother.

Alec on the floor, crawling towards Magnus.

And Magnus. Magnus was kneeling in front of Asmodeus.

FUCK YOU

YOU DONT GET TO HURT THEM

NO ONE DOES

he would never hurt anyone for his pleasure

he's not a killer

so fuck you

No matter how dark their heart or how awful their soul, Magnus wouldn’t hurt them.

Because that's who he is. He would never hurt someone intentionally

“Because you are not my destiny,” Magnus said and then looked at his family. “They are.”

YES

YES TELL HIM

“It’s so sad. You are so sad,” Alec said from the floor. “You can kill Magnus. You can kill all four of us. But you still wouldn’t win. You would still be the loser.”

“Big loser,” Max yelled.

“Big loser with a bad fashion sense,” Rafael added.

TRUE ASF

NO NO YOU CANT KILL HIM

DONT PLEASE NO

NO

NOT ALEC'S ARROW

NO FUCKING HELL NO

DANI NO

“You keep forgetting. You don’t have a choice,” Asmodeus said. “You are my son. I brought you into this world. You belong to me. Your life. Your magic. Your body. It all belongs to me.”

not how it works

DAVID??

I DONT KNOW I JUST READ THAT HE LOOKED LIKE RAZIEL

DAVID'S DESTINY IS KARMA

“I told you,” David said, his voice a deadly whisper as he stabbed the prince of hell in the chest again – just because he could. “I don’t like shitty fathers.”

OH MY GOD HE-

DAVID MY EVERYTHING

David had been in Edom this entire time.

Asmodeus had been the one to bring his own doom to his own home.

David who was destined to kill Asmodeus had been right here, right under his nose.

It had been Asmodeus’ greed and lust that had been his ultimate undoing. For if he hadn’t kidnapped David to try and hurt Magnus and his family, Asmodeus would still be alive.

Asmodeus stop whimpering in pain. Alec missed the sound already.

His own greed killed him.

Yes

the thing he stands for, it ended up killing him

ALSO THE LAST LINE SAME

I AM ABOUT TO CRY TEARS OF JOY

“Oh god,” Max croaked. “I’m so turned on right now.”

“Shut up, you little shit,” Rafael rolled his eyes fondly.

oh my god

i love this so much

oh my god magnus is the king now

that's so hot

Maybe Alec was a little turned on too.

who wouldn't be

ok but can we talk about how david covered alec with his own body

“Dad!” Rafael screamed in glee, fighting Max to sit down on the throne. “Look! We are royalty now!”

“I was already royalty, you dick,” Max rolled his eyes.

LOOK AT THEM

all the demons bowing to him omg

i love this so much my hands are freezing i cannot type properly

“Should I bow before you?” Alec asked with a grin.

“You can kneel in front of me later,” Magnus grinned back.

“Ewwww!” Max yelled from the throne. “We literally almost just died!”

“All the more reason to appreciate life!” Alec yelled back.

UUHCSUDVHFJI SOME THINGS NEVER CHANGE

They had been through so much. The two of them. Their family. Their friends.

Too much.

But they had survived.

All of them.

they are alive and they survived omg

Alec kissed Magnus softly and bumped their foreheads together.

“Baby,” Alec whispered. “Tell me it’s over.”

Alec's eyes were closed. But he felt Magnus smile at him.

The smile that was worth going to hell for – once, twice, and thrice.

And however many more times necessary.

“It’s over.”

NO I AM NOT OK

They did it...

they fucking did it

they are all alive

ALL OF THEM ARE ALIVE

i just changed the song from warriors to a soft song i associate with malec

dani oh my god i dont have words. I loved it all so much especially the battle scenes. Those scenes are my all time favorite from books and you wrote them so well I could feel the adrenalin and excitement. Ily. You're amazing and I kin Max a little too much.

BESTIE I'LL SEE YOU NEXT FRIDAY THEY'RE ALL OK AND HAPPY WHOOP

Thank you so much.

I am the emo-est of emos right now.

Your love and feedback means so much to me. Also, I am so glad you loved the battle scenes. This was my first time writing about them. I love watching/reading about them so it was fun to give this a shot.

I'll see you next week bebe <3

PS - Your live commentary >>>>

#lbaf #evie boo thang

[turtletotem]

Adora or Catra!:)

I WILL DO BOTH.

Adora

Why I like them -- She cares so darn much about doing the right thing.

Why I don’t -- Sometimes I want to sit her down and make her watch a powerpoint presentation on Why Catra Is So Mad At You but I don’t dislike her, it’s just frustrating.

Favorite episode (scene if movie) -- Save the Cat

Favorite season/movie -- I mean, it’s got to be Season 5, right?

Favorite line -- “Heyyy Catra!” I love her occasional moments of giving as good as she gets.

Favorite outfit -- anything but that awful jacket -_- Maybe her Princess Prom dress? The “wish” dress was lovely but does feel like a future Adora, not quite the Adora we currently know.

OTP -- Catradora ALL the way.

Brotp -- Adora & Glimmer are so important to me.

Head Canon -- Whether inborn or as a result of her upbringing, Adora is functionally demisexual; it’s Catra or nothing.

Unpopular opinion -- I don’t know how unpopular it is, but I ascribe to the “Adora and Catra are both natural doms” idea. (Not militantly; I’m interested in all interpretations.)

A wish -- Please let her have some time to REST after the series.

An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen -- Even though I hate it, I have this weird lurking conviction that it’s Adora’s destiny (for lack of a better word) to die in battle, probably when her body just gets too old to keep up with what She-Ra needs to do.

5 words to best describe them -- loyal, moral, determined, loving, trying

My nickname for them -- Something about the way people say her name (especially Shadow Weaver and Catra) makes it sound more like an endearment than a name sometimes?? So sometimes my weird brain, like, plays with the idea that they’re saying “beloved” instead of “Adora” and that’s become a sort of nickname for her in my head.

CATRA

Why I like them -- Listen, I could write a novel about all my Catra feelings but I will try to sum it up in a sentence: She is so messed up and deserves so much better.

Why I don’t -- She really is freaking mean sometimes. I will never argue she didn’t need redemption.

Favorite episode (scene if movie) -- CORRIDORS.

Favorite season/movie -- Literally all of them, but okay... co-winners are s5 for happiness and growth and s4 for fascinating, heartbreaking downward spiral.

Favorite line -- “I’M SORRY FOR EVERYTHING” but also all iterations of “Hey Adora”

Favorite outfit -- I love the s4 outfit with the black sleeve, but prefer earlier-seasons wilder hairstyles because it’s more her.

OTP -- Catradora all the way

Brotp -- tough to choose between Glimmer and Scorpia. Honestly her friendships with both of those people are SO important to me.

Head Canon -- Catra definitely had dreams about Adora all the time. Some sexy, some not, all heartbreaking.

Unpopular opinion -- She and Adora probably have a much healthier relationship now than they ever would have if Adora had stayed.

A wish -- I like the idea of her and Adora having children and being such better mothers than they had.

An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen -- I don’t think Catra would deal well at all with outliving Adora.

5 words to best describe them -- traumatized, sharp, smart, emotional, capable

My nickname for them -- none really, but think it’s cute when people tag her as “cat gf”

#she ra #spop #Ask Me #isagrimorie

[riceccakes]

Earth, Wind, and Coffee: Chapter Three Analysis

chapter one analysis | chapter two analysis

back again for another chapter analysis. i think ive been looking forward to this chapter the most, it’s where some big decisions were made!!! this analysis is a long one, i hope that’s all right! i kinda got carried away. so, let’s dive right in, shall we?

some fun stuff before we start!

chapter three was supposed to be the last chapter of the fic

idk if any of you were there when i first started writing this fic, but it was only going to be three chapters with a possible epilogue. however, everything changed when i finished the end of chapter two. (lil atla reference there for ya) (sorry i know that was bad, moving on). like i said in my last analysis, i had an idea of what i wanted to happen (the separation of korrasami) so that they could come back together. it was just a matter of what separates them. so, i’m not sure where i got the panic attack idea but once i did, the rest of the story changed. i realized i couldn’t quite possibly finish the story in one chapter so i split the ideas i had and decided on it being four chapters

now, this being said, maaaaajor changes were made in my story outline. most notably: korrasami was going to be a couple in this chapter

this was originally going to be a full fledged “they meet, they get to know each other, they fall in love, happily every after” but the thing was, i planned on treating their romance as korra’s recovery; that being with asami is what made korra better, that all she needed was a partner, someone to love, and that is not what i wanted to portray with this story. i’ve never been a fan of stories that give a character a love interest and all of sudden their problems are fixed and they’re completely happy, and here i was about to do just that. i knew i’d never respect myself if i continued down this narrative, and when chapter two ended with korra’s panic attack, i realized her growth needed better love and attention. so, i changed what happened and gave her some therapy

this change in the storyline also let me explore more of kuvopal !!! (is that their ship name?)

so, back to LOVE WITCH for a second (because that glorious fic really did steal my heart) not only did it make me love kuvira’s character more, it also got me into the kuvopal relationship! and yet again, i wanted my own go at it. with the original timeline, there was just no space for me to include the lil bread crumbs of their relationship. however, however, however; by splitting the ending between two chapters (and adding some stuff in between) i was able to lay some foundation for them, which im very happy about :)

into the chapter we go:

let’s talk about the meeting! the whole reason this fic came to be! i’ll start by saying i always knew the project was going to get pulled out from under asami. 1) because thats some angsty/hurt shit right there and im a sucker for writing angst 2) i didn’t feel like creating a whole ass presentation because knowing my ass i would’ve made a powerpoint about it so i had every detail down to the font asami used and 3) getting the presentation taken away from asami was a pivotal point in her character arc.

i actually started the chapter in two different ways. at first, i’d written her whole entire morning with there always being one thing that was off. like, instead of a perfect omelette, it was going to split and asami would’ve had a scramble, still good, but not her favorite. instead of going through all green lights on her way to work, asami was gonna meet every. single. red. light. i would’ve gone through with this if it hadn’t felt strange; i wanted to give the impression that something bad was going to happen but i felt like having something go wrong with every thing in her morning was gonna be a dead give away that some even bigger big bad was about to happen, if that makes sense. so instead, i went with the picture perfect scenario, almost too perfect, if you ask me. and indeed, it was too perfect, because hiroshi was too much of a coward to tell his daughter any sooner that his board agreed to get a new presenter

im just gonna cite a bunch of my favorite lines/bits from this chapter because i really enjoyed writing it xD

Iroh has already begun but Asami hears no words, only a blaring ring in her ears. Her face feels hot and she wonders how red she is. She stares at the black binder, notes the natural grooves and curves of the material, the plastic covering over top of it, the metal spine peaking out at the bottom. She’s only brought out of it’s dark trance when she feels a hand be placed on her arm; Kuvira. 

when you’re upset, do you ever just, hyper focus on one thing and its like you’re analyzing it under a microscope for the first time? yes? no? well, i do that, and personally, i do because if i focus on my anger/hurt emotions any more, im going to explode and i dont want to explode. so, this instance about looking at the grooves in the binder and each of the components of it just hits with me, idk if does with you too, but like bruuh.

Asami has her hand over her mouth, silently sobbing, feeling as if she’ll throw up. She leans her head on her wheel, her mind wanders to what could’ve been, what should’ve been. She feels as if her car is closing in on her, that the metal is compacting. The seatbelt keeps her locked down to the driver’s seat and she can’t leave if she wants to. The Satomobile holds her hostage and she lets it. Even while it’s hurting her, even while it’s harshly molding itself onto her, she stays at her father’s heel because, what else is she to do?

this is one of my favorite things ive ever done with asami’s character, is using future industries/satomobiles as a sort of vehicle (heh) for her relationship with her dad. this paragraph just kind of hurts, but the good hurt? but also not good hurt? it’s just, (and not me over here boasting about my writing or anything) it’s so poetic that she has this breakdown and she’s so upset with her dad, i mean “what should’ve been” like, asami KNOWS that the shit that’s just happened is more than wrong, yet asami is still somehow wondering how she can please her dad and it’s in the literal legacy hiroshi built for himself. “she stays at her father’s heel because, what else is she to do?” i remember writing that and being like “shit, am i really gonna do this? yeah” ugh, i could go on forever about how i love this section, but i’ll stop here for now.

Asami begins yelling, screaming at the top of her lungs, letting all the thoughts, all the insecurities her father gave her finally be released into the world. Kuvira lets her, simply nodding and following along on the couch while Asami paces her living room. She spews out word after word, about the work, about the presentation, about Iroh, his position, her position, the company, the CEO, and she only stops when she feels the weight of her father rest on her shoulders.

back with more diction; i really love this paragraph because of how we circle back to hiroshi. note how i first say “the CEO” and then a few words later say “her father” because, in a way, this is asami’s confession that hiroshi is CEO first and father second, if i haven’t already explicitly said so. it’s so heart wrenching and sad but my favorite thing about it is this isn’t even about korra. like THIS right here is a prime example about how i realized this fic became more than just a love story. in the planning stages of this fic, asami was going to go through getting the presentation taken away from her, but what was she going to focus more on? the fact that korra wasn’t around anymore. and yes, asami still does think about korra after this, but so much more happens for her. asami gets to know kuvira more, asami gets to know her lab partners more, (and my personal hc is that they’ve all been lab partners for two years and only NOW asami is getting to be friends with them in their senior year, but hey, better late than never!) and to me, what’s even better, is that a bunch of realizations come to asami w/o korra being there. asami is growing and the idea of being able to grow without needing to have a partner in order to grow is so important to me, not only for the fact that growth should be endless and something you do all the time for yourself, but asami literally wants to share it with korra. not boast about changing and growing and becoming better, but just be better with korra. sdlfakds i swear, im fangirling over my own writing, oops

okay, moving on from The Meeting and onto the rest of the chapter

this dock scene was also another part i wrote beforehand and it had a completely different ending in that asami was going to ask korra out on a date. of course, korra would’ve said yes, and then yay yay happy ending. this didn’t happen and i’m glad it didn’t. in one version of this dock scene, asami was actually going to be upset with korra for disappearing, and even worse, mad that korra wasn’t there to comfort her after the presentation. oof, i know. so so glad i didn’t continue down that line, cause it is toxic, and my girls aren’t like that at all.

Once Korra’s eyes meet hers, Asami says, “That doesn’t mean you always have to be on your own.” She smiles at Korra, at the girl who’s turned her world upside down. Her hand remains on Korra’s cheek and she feels the girl sink into her palm. “I’ll be here for you, and it seems like Tenzin will be too, what with saying he was calling you more. And you have his family, and your own family, even though they’re away, they’re here to support you, we all are. You can still be strong and turn to other people for help. It takes great strength to ask for help and I know for a fact you’re strong enough, those bags of coffee beans were nothing for you.”

i like this line of dialogue here for a few reasons, mostly because asami is so soft and so right and the joke at the really helped lighten the mood but didn’t take away from what she’d just said before. i don’t have too much else about the Reunions section, though if you guys have any questions or anything you wanna point out, please do so! i think what i will say is that i tried to be as real and gentle with korra’s progression. i was so nitpicky about everything i wrote because i didn’t want to get any of it wrong or over dramatized or fake. recovery from anything is so important and it takes time and it’s not a straight line so i hope i did a good job with it the rest of the fic. 

moving on, i love the found family trope and this leads me into the next section, New Friends

when i think about this section, i like how soft it is, and i really enjoy the ending bits: korra recounting memories from the south, asami meeting tenzin. i think what i like about the end of this chapter is that, it kind of leaves the question: what’s next?

asami has grown, she’s changed, she sees the errors of her father’s ways but she’s not excusing them. korra has grown, she’s changing, she’s taken the first step in recovery. now it’s just a matter of, what happens with this growth now. and i really loved how i wrapped up the fic in the next and last chapter, so i hope you enjoy it too :))

honorable mentions:

there were a lot of changes in this chapter and one of them got changed twice! korra was gonna get a therapist but then i was like, we gotta get the krew together, and then i was like supppppoorttttt grouuuppppp, because lets be honest, all the krew has stuff they need to work through, and i know therapy isn’t for everyone, but mental health is so vital and important. asami is an advocate for therapy in the chapter but there are also other means to take care of yourself and your mental health and while i’ve never been to a support group, i understand finding comfort in knowing you’re not alone.

i guess what i’m trying to say is please take care of yourself and dont be afraid to lean on others. i know not everyone has the means to get a therapist/psychiatrist and i know that your friends aren’t made to only be your therapist. buuuut, don’t be afraid to reach out, there’s nothing wrong with needing help and support :)

anything i would’ve wanted to change?

honestly, i think the only thing i would’ve wanted to change was mako’s speech during the support group meeting. for me, it was a lil bit too poetically out of character. not to say i want to change the content, but rather the manner in which it’s presented. other than that though, i really loved writing this chapter :)

so this analysis was reeeaaaalllly long, i understand if not everyone made it to end. anyways, thanks so much for reading this analysis and the fic! once again, i’m very much open to questions and any comments, i love them very much! i’ll see you guys in the next analysis of the final chapter :)

#ricewrites #earth wind and coffee #coffee shop au #chapter analysis #writing analysis #korrasami #korrasami fic #korra #asami sato #lok

[ariyadaivaris]

im giving this very minimal editing. this is a very long post because i thought about gold standard last night and had an out of body experience. it is not very good because i wrote it and also it was like 4 in the morning and i was unwell. i don’t know why its worded the way it is it sounds like i was trying to sound professional and thoughtful or something and i dont know why the fuck i tried that how embarrassing cringe and fail blogger. i am posting it anyway because this is what i do is embarrass myself online. thank you <3 

  Tony after being betrayed said he was hurt, but he knew what teaming with That Guy offered, what the benefits were, and why someone would do it. This is the thing: WHY did the betrayal happen? It happened because Tony stood up to That One. Tony stood up to Enzo specifically because Ariya failed, and when Enzo chewed him out for it Tony stepped in. This was both righteous and kind, and it made everything harder.

  Ariya participated in the betrayal because of this. BECAUSE Tony was kind to him! Because Tony saying the way Ariya was being treated was wrong, and if Ariya believes that, then he is suddenly in a LOT of danger at the champion's hands. Ariya has feuded with a few people already. He has been humiliated for no reason. He has been beaten down by someone who wanted it more. Ariya isn't in a great place to think he can leave and make it. Ariya made a deal with the devil, he's safe as a goon, he cannot fight what happens to him now. Tony and Drew have each other, if it breaks bad, and they're both friends with Ariya he guesses, but not in the same way. He has nowhere to go and no way to fight.

  Tony, however, DOES fight. Tony challenges Ariya's idea that he has to suck it up and deal with it. If it's all three of them against him, then maybe they could get out. Ariya gets his idea about the shape of the world, the place everyone has in it, challenged. And he rejects it! He can't accept it! Tony is fighting to protect HIM! And he denies it!

  And the thing is, this is something Tony understands. Tony confronts Drew instead of Ariya, because--well because dubya weighs their importance differently because of the racism but because Drew hasn't bought in the way Ariya has. If anyone is OVER enough to challenge Enzo at this time? It is Mister FUCKING PowerPoint babey!!!!!!!! Drew gets onboarded and accepts because it might make him more popular, more able to gain traction for his bullshit no fun allowed ideas! Ariya is backed into a corner of his own design, and its not good and it doesn't make him betraying Tony FINE, but Tony understands what happened. Why Ariya did that. In a way, he understands Drew, too, of course. The influence is too appealing, he knows that. But Drew /chose/ to join in when he was given a chance to help Tony. 

  Maybe Drew needed to regain confidence too, maybe he needed to get back on his stupid little feet, it's been awhile since I've seen that storyline play out and I dont remember all the details. But I think the other thing is...Tony and Drew were literally closer at the time. Ariya was still their friend, OBVIOUSLY, even if the canon was noncommittal about saying it, but Tony and Drew were like. I mean. YOU know. You were there. Drew turning on Tony, after all that they'd done together, held so much weight behind it. Tony doesn't demand an explanation from Ariya. But he NEEDS to know Drew is sorry. He needs things to be okay between them. But they're not, and they never are again.

  This is...another thing. Drew doubles down on this to the point it turns him into something else entirely. Tony demands an apology from him, and he /refuses/. He offers some small, pathetic I'm Sorrys during the match, as long as he's getting hurt, as long as Tony has the upper hand, but when push comes to shove, he breaks in the other direction. He's not sorry. He didn't do anything wrong. Tony held him back, if you really think about it actually, because why would Drew have ever done anything wrong? Really, this is Tony's fault if you think about it (it was not Tony's fault)

  Ariya isn't given a chance to apologize in the same way. Tony and Drew clash during the tournament. Ariya gets knocked out in round one, gets injured soon after (which breaks up a potential feud with Mustafa as well and every fucking day it makes me want to scream, I would do anything on this earth for them to feud, please God take me back) and spends most of 2018 out of action. There's just no time, and even if there was, its questionable if dubya would even care about the opportunity. The next time they meet, it's when Tony's the champion and Ariya has finally decided hes better off alone anyway.

  Tony is different. He's the champion, and he's a face, at that. He's earned the title by seeking vengeance against someone who wronged him, and he found it. He's lost in a lot of ways, but he's trying to be confident, and he is trying to become the kind of person who can represent the championship. Not just as someone who got it on the way to a kind of small interpersonal victory, but as a Real Champion. The kind 205 (usually) fosters. The kind that didnt ruin his life.

  Tony is also the same. He's Ariya's friend. In the middle of a sea of changes, Ariya is familiar. They can pick up where they left off, if Ariya wants. If Ariya just...if he just changes alignments for Tony. If he accepts that Tony wants him. 

  Ariya is different. Alone after abandoning Kenta during a failed attempt at vengeance against a mutual enemy. Akira, who Kenta discarded after a few too many losses. Akira, who beat Ariya in pursuit of the title, a loss that Ariya never really came back from. Ariya loses to Akira again, even playing support for someone else. And he lashes out. And he works on his own, because he doesn't trust anyone to help him.

  Ariya's also the same. He lashes out, and he doesn't trust anyone to help him. Ariya carries his career around on his back. He carries, in reflection of someone else's experience, a chip on his shoulder. It weighs him down. When Tony offers him understanding, he does what he has always done, and he rejects it. Tony faces Drew, the ghost of their shared past, and Ariya is there to remind him exactly why he exists as he does now. "I didn't hurt you, but I could have. I just wanted you to know." Tony cannot trust Drew anymore. He shouldn't trust Ariya, Ariya warns him.

  Ariya doesn't say sorry, because he can't, because he's too busy sabotaging his last remaining friendship for Tony's own good, for his own good, for him to convince himself he never cared in the first place, but he regrets it. He cuts Tony off because it's easier than apologizing because this motherfucker will NEVER admit to having problems, he will drink water with a lemon slice and that will fix everything, thank you, but he does this to warn Tony off before Ariya can hurt him again. Ariya lashes out. It's what he does. Its better this way, where Tony can't get hurt.

  (Ariya, who doesn't put himself in harm's way for anyone, who has Evasion as his middle name, who sneaks around conflicts every chance he gets, flattering and tricking and taking opportunities because he doesn't trust his own skills to get him wins, Ariya thinks he's protecting Tony. But maybe he's still protecting himself. Ariya saw Tony and Drew, saw them again, saw how they have something that he doesn't. Ariya can't trust anyone the way they trusted each other. Ariya will never, ever be to Tony what Drew was. The sooner Ariya prevents even the chance for that comparison to exist, the sooner they can forget it ever happened, the sooner he can stop thinking about it like Tony could want to be his friend all the same. Like Tony could be thinking he's just not a threat the way Drew is. Like Tony could know everything about Ariya and forgive him anyway, like Ariya could ever do right by that forgiveness. Like Ariya could /ever/ earn anything.)

  It took a long time for them to get where they are even now! Tony and Ariya danced around the idea of teaming with each other for a long time, talking around it and avoiding each other and not thinking about it. Now that they are, we can actually see HOW their relationship has evolved since then. Ariya and Tony have remained a team, and Ariya has begun to risk things for people. He was doing it a bit before, with someone who definitely didn't deserve it, but Ariya is now trying to actively protect Tony in matches, after matches, when he's hurt. Ariya hasn't asked for Tony's help or really accepted it on a level deeper than Win Match yet (and honestly Ariya probably realistically needs more help than anyone can give him, help that has to come from himself), but he's offering his own. And when Ariya realizes he's not winning on his own, when he had his little Moment at the beginning of the year where he got ready to sabotage and run because he can't start depending on people and especially not on Tony, the LAST person who needs to be looking after Ariya again, when that happened, Tony took a step back and let Ariya work on his own. When Ariya does what he needs to to feel In Control, which is usually a little murder but I like him so it's okay, Tony leaves him to do it on his own or plays support for him instead. 

  Its like... there is a healing in the rift between them in the specific way it needed to heal, y'know? It's not perfect and there's always a chance the writers get bored again and do some bullshit, but like...tony and Ariya specifically have like. One of the most interesting relationships in wrestling right now. It's like. God. I could just die thinking about it. I care them

#long post - #meta tag #the gold standard #im not rereading all this sorry 5 in the morning buzz #ive probably written this about a million times but i will keep doing it because literally thinking about how this played out makes me sick #like physically makes me have to lie in bed and go to sleep. why did they do all of this

[mysteryofren]

welcome back

part 8 of so happy together

Part 7

  The days after new years felt like a dream. You and Ben texted non stop. You learned a lot about him in the past few days. The more you knew about him the more you liked him. You told him more about your relationship with his parents, and he tried giving you the best advice he could. You wanted badly to ask if he wanted to hang out, but you knew his parents were home. Even if he acts like it you feel like deep down he missed them, and that he’ll miss them when school starts up again so you never brought up hanging out. 

 Your grandfather went back to working again, so you only saw him at breakfast, and dinner. Some days he stopped working early so you two could go out, or watch a movie before he went to sleep. For a moment it felt normal. As normal as it could be. You felt like you were a regular teen with a regular parent. Well grandparent. He made time for you instead of constantly working and brushing you off. You were originally supposed to stay for christmas eve, christmas, and the next day. That first night was amazing, and you refused to leave. You would stay too if your school wasn't so far. It made you love your time here even more. 

 Gideon and you spent your days exploring the forest and playing games at the house. You learned a lot about the old dog in the days since you got him. One day there was a rare winter rain. You set up by a window and listened to music. Gideon saw you sit and sat next to you putting his head in your lap watching the rain fall down the window with you. He followed you everywhere. If you walked to the kitchen he went with you. You went to bed and he would follow you and sleep next to you. One day you decided to take a bath and he sat in the tub with you. The sentiment was nice, but bathing with a dog wasn't exactly sanitary. Your grandfather had chosen the perfect dog for you. You loved Gideon as if you had been his owner for his whole life. 

 Although they felt like a dream. The days went by fast then next thing you knew you were packing a bag to go back to school. Most kids just went back on the first day classes resume, but you wanted to get back early and enjoy the peace there before the chaos began. Your grandfather helped take your bag to your car. The worst part about going back was leaving him. You had so much fun being at his house the past 2 weeks it made you sad to think you had let yourself get so busy you were only seeing him every few months. He made you a copy of the house key so you could go by anytime you wanted to. You added it next to your dorm keys, and pulled him in for a hug. What were you going to do without him or Gideon. At least you would be with Elaine again, and you would get a chance to see Ben more. 

  The whole ride back you felt a strange emptiness. Like you were going away for good. You knew you werent. You and your grandfather had made plans for the following weekend to get lunch. Either way going back felt weird. Eventually you pulled into the parking lot for your dorm. You parked and got out looking around, and taking in the silence. You grabbed your bags out of the seat and walked to your room. You opened the door and set your stuff down on your bed. You grabbed your headsets and put them on. You started unpacking your bag and putting all the clothes you had used in a basket. You took all your unused clothes and put them away. You picked up the basket and headed to the campus laundry room. 

The next day came fast. You woke up early to get ready making sure your makeup was just right. The one thing you definitely didnt miss about the school was the stupid uniform you had to wear. It consisted of a dark green plaid skirt with a white button up tucked into it, along with a tie. You did have the option of wearing a blazer with the school's logo on it, but for the most part you went without that. The boys had to wear khaki pants, with a white button up, and a red and gold tie. Unlike the girls uniform it was required that they wear the blazer. After you got done getting ready you grabbed your backpack and books and headed to your home room class. 

 You walked in and saw all the familiar faces before sitting down next to Hux. Unfortunately he was the only friend you had in the homeroom. Elaine was always placed in another one. Once you sat next to Hux you said your hellos before your teacher had walked in.

“Welcome back, I trust you all had a nice vacation?” professor Windu asked. 

A hushed reply of yes’ went over the room 

“Good. we have a few things to go over before you go to your classes.” you listened as he went over basic stuff, updating everyone on fundraisers, upcoming events and future assemblies.

 You were close enough to Hux, that you could whisper to him without anyone noticing. 

“So how was the college?” you asked him

“It's amazing, everything is absolutely beautiful, I'm so excited to go at the end of the year.” 

“That's good, what are you going for?”

“I originally wanted to go for law so I could work with my father but they do have an amazing art program and I would love to be an art curator at the Met.” you never knew he was into art.

You two continued talking until the bell rang letting students know to head to their next class. The day went by fast and finally you arrived at your final class of the day. Computer science. You took your usual seat, and waited until your teacher gave you an assignment. A few seconds after arriving your desk mate walked in. You had completely forgotten Matt sat next to you. 

“So I heard you kissed brother, guess that means you’ll be with him now?” he asked as he sat down. 

“I mean maybe, I'm not really sure what's going on there.” 

“Well I consider you my friend so i know if anything does happen you’re cool, and you won't be mean to me like his last girlfriend.” 

“Hey! We are friends, and I would never be mean to you under any circumstance.”  then it finally hit you. How did he know you met his brother? Had he talked about you? Did Luke say something?

“So how did you hear about that happening? Did Luke say something?” 

“No he talked about when he got back. He seems to really like you.”

“I mean i kind of like him too so i guess that's good.” 

 You and Matt had been cut off by your teacher telling you of a new project. Automatically you and Matt looked at each other knowing you were going to partner up for it. She explained the project would be for artificial intelligence. She gave the rest of the period to make a plan and get started. You and Matt made an outline of your plans and started making the powerpoint. Near the end of class you two discussed a day to get together after class along with eating lunch together and working on it. When class was over you walked around campus for a while together you asked him about Hoth and what he did when he was there. He told you about how it was his first time seeing snow, and going skiing. After a while he told you he told you he was gonna go unpack his stuff from his trip. 

  You walked back to your room and saw that Elaine still hasn't gotten back yet. Your guess was that she was still coming back from classes. You set your bag down and laid out on your bed, when you realized you hadn't talked to Ben all day. You pulled your phone out of the pocket you had sewn into your skirt and sent him a quick text. You figured that the first day must have overwhelmed him, and it just slipped his mind. After about 10 minutes you stood up and grabbed your bag. Digging your books out you walked over to your desk and sat down to do homework. You checked your phone every 5 minutes hoping he would reply. After about 30 minutes passed and Elaine walked in and she was wearing her soccer outfit. 

“Dude you'll never guess what happened today!!” she said as she walked in. throwing her bag down. 

“Is everything okay?” you turned looking at her. 

“Yeah everythings fine, but there's a coach from NYU coming to the game next week!”

“Oh hell yeah! This is gonna be so good for you!” you stood up and hugged her.

“You're coming to the game, right?” she asked 

“Of course I come to every game!” 

“Well you were busy with a certain someone else.” she teased. That reminded you to check your phone again.

“Actually a certain someone has spoken to me all day.” 

“Maybe he's busy. It was his first day after all.” she said as she grabbed clothes and headed to the bathroom. She was right, maybe you were overreacting. Some reason it just felt wrong. 

  You decided to throw your phone on the bed so you didn't feel tempted to keep checking. About two hours later you finished your work for the week you even thought of some ideas for your computer science project. Once you were done you got up and grabbed your phone to message Matt about some of your ideas. Still no text from Ben. You sent Matt some of your ideas. Frustrated you asked Elaine if she wanted to go to Mazs place for dinner. She thankfully agreed and you two got dressed. As you walked out you got a message from Matt telling you he had some ideas too. On the walk back you talked back and forth about them before deciding on a few ideas. 

  When you got to the restaurant you saw Hux sitting alone again.

“Do you mind if we go sit with Hux?” you asked her.

“Sure, but can I ask why his name is Armitage and we all call him Hux?”

“He hates his name so we all kinda just started calling him by his last name.” you explained as you walked over to his table. She nodded her head and walked over with you. 

“Hey Hux, can we sit with you?” you asked him. He smiled and motioned for you guys to sit down.

“Of course you can, Phasma should also be joining me at any moment.”

“Cool, we can all hang out I Dont really hang out with Phasma outside of practice.” 

 You both sat down and started talking to Hux when Phasma arrived. You've known her since about middle school. Her parents and yours were friends. You would call her a friend, just not one you hang around a lot. You all stayed four a few hours talking, and laughing. Well most of you are laughing. Hux never really laughed. He kind of just smiled, or let out a breath. You figured that's why him and Phasma were best friends. They were serious as hell. Phasma had her moments of goofiness but for the most part. She was a bad bitch.

  When you decided to leave you all walked to the dorms together. After Hux walked off to his room. You, Elaine, and Phasma had walked to the girls dorm area. Once you and Elaine parted with Phasma you checked your phone again. Nothing. You sighed and put your phone up. You watched Elaine dig her keys out and unlock the door.

“Still no messages?” she said  walking in. 

“No, i'm sure everything will be alright.” you walked in and quickly changed into yours night clothes.throwing yourself on your bed you sighed. “Maybe if he doesn't like me i can just date Hux.” you said jokingly.

“Oh yeah that's something I'd pay to see happen. Can you imagine little red headed versions of you running around. It'd be like a nightmare I had once.” 

“Stars can you imagine. Y/N Hux. it kind of has a ring to it.” you both laughed. 

“I can see it now. You, an up and coming fashion designer, him, a big hot shot lawyer! Together you two strike fear into the heart of New Yorkers!” she dramatically fell onto her bed making it seem as if she had fainted. 

“Actually he wants to be an art curator.” you corrected her.

“Even better you both are art nerds.” she tucked herself in and turned off her lamp light. You did the same as she spoke out.

“I'm positive he’ll text back. He's got to, he’d be an idiot if he didnt.” she yawned out before falling silent. You stayed up a while longer. You searched through old texts looking to see if anything had been different the day before. Could you have said something that put him off? Did he indicate that something was wrong and you didn't notice? You searched desperately for an answer, until you eventually drifted off.

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