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adharastarlight · 1 year
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Regulus: whenever I feel like I'm getting better, life throws something in my way
Barty: what, like an extra assignment?
Regulus: like a fucking bus.
Pandora, Evan, Barty, Dorcas: *concerned but relatable noises*
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ace-culture-is · 1 year
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Overly specific Ace culture is explaining to my mother what sexual attraction is and she responds “I don’t think anyone feels that”
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honeyuuyuu · 1 year
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that honerey art (which is totally not smth I was proud of in 2022- btw please reblog helps a lot <33) was not the actual 2023 art i wanted to post it’s this one-
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I was experimenting for too long, and I might tweak it a little, but I’m satisfied-
Instagram  ✎  Devianart  ✎ Reblogs help! ^^
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itsyaboyredacted · 10 months
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I had a whole bunch of stuff written here but as I mentioned in the post under this, tumblr refuses to work on my tablet properly. It refused to load the image and in turn wouldn’t let me save the post and reboot the app </3 I’ll have to guess what I wrote down in my tags and such
Anyway, just a little simple drawing
Original under the cut
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Template by TAGASAING on twitter
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anotherrosesthatfell · 3 months
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Sometimes I question why I simp for killer.
We all questions why we simp for certain character especially that character is a literal cold blood murderer. I mean- I am not surprise if someone suddenly simp for a literal sun
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zibiscusloon · 1 year
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King Dice grumpy about NOT being in a bubble.
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King Dice: That not fair, why didn't I get a bubble.
Devil: Oh for the love of-
King Dice: I work hard, I became a right hand man, I think I earned a right to be bubbled!
Devil: I can bubble you now how about that.
King Dice: It wouldn't be the same and you know it!
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elliskat08 · 4 months
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dumb lil raiden sketch cus i cant draw and im tired as shit-🥺😭
just a practice thing idk
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Peridots being tiny and short and ur gemsona being... Too tall. He would awkwardly pat them on the head from above
live footage of him bothering one of my peridot ocs:
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monterraverde · 4 months
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@wrongtrain replied to your post “Ever bit anyone?”:
like who.......... examples, please!
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"Nahaha! Prying into my private life are we? ​Why do you wanna know so badly?"
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mx-smileo · 1 year
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Lel, this hat on russia! 🤣😭
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(Okay but seriously hit me up if yall know if there is a baby pink fluffy ushanka out there with bunny ears- I NEED- 😿)
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comecloserwouldyou · 1 year
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The end of the “Human exchange program” Pt. 2
🔙Part 1.5 🔜Part 3
(‼️‼️ Everybody × reader angst ‼️‼️)
Warning:- Mentions of kidnapping, Fem! Reader
In group chat ( with everybody)
Mc: Hey guys! Everybody: (Commence mass and swift greetings.)
Beel Baby: How are you doing in the human world!?! Luci: I truly hope that you have readjusted well. Asmo: We miss you! SO! VERY! MUCH!
In private chat with Lord Diavolo
Mc: Can I ask you a gigantic favor? Diavolo: Anything! What do you need? Mc: Can I come back to the Devildom permanently? I know it’s a favor to ask, and I know that it will cause issues with my safety. It's just...I'm all alone here in the human world. I promise. I can work! I can continue schooling! I'll do anything! Diavolo: Mc...of course you can come back! We've all missed you terribly! When can we summon you?!
Mc: Gimme an hour! I can pack a quick bag to go and grab the rest later! Could I re-move into the House of Lamentation by any chance?
Diavolo: Of course! Also, from now on it's just Diavolo. When you get here, I need to speak with you for a moment.
Mc: Okay! Thank you so much Dia!
Cue Diavolo processing nickname, and subsequently blacking out for a couple minutes. Poor demon prince's pounding heart.
Your POV:
While Lord Diavolo summons everbody to RAD, I quickly pack a go bag, grab the essentials, and make sure evrything is in order in my apartment. Rushing, I quickly check that the door is locked tight. Lastly, I sit on the couch and patiently wait for Dia to come and get me.
Suddenly, the sound of breaking glass sounds from my bedroom. Before I can even register what happened, a pair of hands force me back into the couch. They cover and muffle anything coming from my mouth, while the attacker uses his body to force me against the couch making me immobile. No matter how hard I try, I cannot get myself free.
He takes out a cloth from his pocket, and I can't help but panic further. My assailant covers my mouth and nose with the cloth. In a matter of seconds, my brain feels fuzzy and my eyes close. Shutting me in a world of black.
With everybody:
(The angels and Solomon joined them since Lord Diavolo summoned them all)
Third person POV:
"Lord Diavolo, what is the meaning of this?" questions Lucifer.
To set the mood, Lord Diavolo is bouncing around like a giddy child that just got an early Christmas gift. Everybody is looking at him like he a) either lost his marbles or b) is the funniest thing on the face of the planet. Barbatos and Lucifer are barely containing their displeasure (except Barabtos is a master of hiding it), while Mammon and Levi are trying their hardest not to laugh. Satan and Belphie just watch in pure amusement...no Satan isn't taking a video, what do you mean? As for Asmo, Beel, and the other exchange students, they couldn't care less. They mainly just find it slightly entertaining.
"Lucifer!" exclaims Lord Diavolo in excitement. "I have wonderful news! You guys will never believe it!"
"Then spit it out already. I want to sleep." says Belphie with a heavy groan.
After getting Lord Diavolo to settle down, they re-ask him the question. "Mc! It's about Mc!"
"WHATD'YA MEAN! IS MY HUMAN IN TROUBLE OR SOMETHIN'!" half screams Mammon.
For once, in a blue moon, Asmo goes over to calm down Mammon. You can tell that Mammon is genuinely terrified that something happened. After all, this poor tsundere clings to you like the greedy demon he is. For now, Asmo set aside the normal quips and barbs, trying to take care of his brother. He knows that you’d want him to do so.
Lord Diavolo lets out a grand laugh. “No! She asked to come and stay permanently in the Devildom! I, of course, said yes! She asked to re-inhabit her old room at the House of Lamentation permanently! Hence why I called the other exchange students to ask if they wished to rejoin the program or if they simply wanted to visit from time to time.”
“SHE ARE COMING BACK!” practically everybody screamed. Mammon’s eyes widen in excitement. “I’ll have to take care of her/him/them again! N-not that I-I w-want to, YA HEAR!?” “My snacking buddy will be back!” Beel’s face looks like a happy little puppy. Belphie lets out a tired smile. “Snuggles…”
“HUSH! We won’t overwhelm her when she first gets here. We’ll make her dinner and talk the night away. We still have school tomorrow, after all.” responds lucifer with a cool glint in his eye. Only people who truly knew him saw the fires of excitement in his orbs. “Don’t act like you aren’t all excited either Lucifer.” jabs Satan. “Nonsense. School will be getting a week off for ‘important royal business’.” states Lord Diavolo in all certainty. Abruptly, Luke walks over to Lord Diavolo and gently tugs his pant leg, face bright red from having to do so, so that the demon prince will recognise he’s there. Lord Diavolo kneels down, which obviously causes Luke’s blush to intensify. He glances at Simeon, who gives him a smile and a nod of his head, before continuing. “Me and Simeon have decided that we would l-like to r-rejoin the program.” stutters out Luke. Lord Diavolo shines a gentle smile, all the while Simeon works to cover up his chuckles. “Of course Luke. How about I set up scheduled baking lessons for you and Barbatos?” “REALLY!? I-I mean sure, n-not that I w-want to…” stutters the flushed little angel. “I am very pleased that I will get to bake with you once more Luke.” states Barbatos to the flustered angel. Luke just responds with a small smile. For the first time in this whole conversation, Levi pipes up. “When is Mc coming?” “Any minute now. I set the portal to grab her an hour after our conversation.” he pauses and glances at his DDD. “And…now.” Everybody looks all over the room, eyes wide in excitement. All of their faces hold loving and kind smiles. They just wait. They all know that strong spells like this take a while to be fully completed and properly completed. Nevertheless, five minutes pass by. Then ten minutes pass, and then fifteen. By the time the twenty minute mark passes, everybody is officially worried. They can’t think of what could have possibly went wrong. “”Are you sure you set up the time for an hour?” inquires Barbatos to the concerned Lord. Lord Diavolo just shakes his head. “Im quite certain. I know for a fact we did since we sent texts, and both of us did agree on an hour’s time. Here, I’ll just try texting her. Who knows? Maybe she just lost track of time. She had to be on her couch when it activated.”
In private chat with Lord Diavolo:
Diavolo: Mc, did something happen? Did you have to leave the couch? Could you please answer? We’re all terribly worried.
Mc: Mc’s not here anymore. If you ever wish to seem her again, then you better follow my orders. Diavolo: What have you done to her? Mc’s intruder: Nothing yet, but if you wish to get her returned to you, then you better come and follow the clues. Otherwise I’ll kill her. You have an hour to start the puzzle. I’d wish you luck, but quite frankly I don’t want you to win.
Third person POV:
That was the day that the whole Devildom trembled in terror. That was the first time they truly saw the fury of their future king and the full outrage of his closest companions. That was the day that made it clear to everybody. Touch the demon prince’s, his butler’s and the seven deadly sins’ closest loved one…you will suffer a fate worse than death. The other exchange students agreed with their….passion.
“Time.”
“To.”
“Save.”
“Mc.”
And they all went together, as one joined force. The kidnapper will regret this, they swear that on their lives.
(Ugh I’m finally done- I’m so tied my hands out hurting please help ugh I can’t type- Kay bye hope you enjoy!!)
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ace-culture-is · 1 year
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ace culture is writing a casper the friendly ghost smut fic as a joke and now it's the only thing you're known for :')
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Hey did you know that Wukong has stage fright?
Macaque:…?!
Peng: ?
Azure: !!
Yellow Tusk:?!
Macaque: Stage…Fright…?
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Macaque: Him…?
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pipervonviper · 2 months
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Vaughn Von Viper
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"Maybe don't touch that?"
Vaughn is the firstborn child of Piper and is known as the Timekeeper. He struggles to see due to a vision impediment he has that has only worsened due to him consistantly handling fire and items that give over a bright glow.
He refuses to wear glasses though, due to the pressure that is on him to be the example of a perfect being.
He is the father to Kenji and his spouse is currently unknown[she passed after Kenji's birth and Vaughn doesn't want to remember anything that has to do with her because of how upset it makes him]
Drawing without rendering + bg under cut
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amarioe · 4 months
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I was making a new poll and HELP?? 😭😭
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Is this a sign or something 💀
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errorthedumbone · 1 year
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Terrance- wait-…
Mugman: hey dad? Do you think you could take Lucifer?
Terrance: do I think I could take him? I mean- he isn’t that big-
Terrance: *realizes* oh…*turns red* you mean in a fight-
Mugman: …
Terrance: no-
(Lucifer is @ez-lolz)
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