#lmao....this is sooo f random

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Daisy (modern, small town AU)

mechanic!Frank castle x f!sunshine!reader

Warnings: Frank's an asshole lmao. UM me making up shit as I go about cars (i dont know enough abt them okay). Um, Frank works at an automobile shop/garage (he owns it more like but whatever). WRITTEN IN LIKE 3 HOURS AND AN IDEA THAT WAS BIRTHED THIS MORNING. Some swearing, lazy descriptions, probably HORRIBLE structure but idc idc idc.

Synopsis: You just moved to a small town, and just your luck, your car breaks down after a few errand runs. You have no choice but to go to the town's official Mr. Grumpy (Frank) to ask for help.

Word count: 1.8k (WHOOPS)

A/N: BAHAHAH SO THIS WAS BORN LIKE THIS MORNING/LAST NIGHT and i could NOT get the idea out of my head so I had to do SOMETHING about it. Yeah, there'll probably be more to this but FIRST, i have to go study after putting it off to finish this. SORRY IT MIGHT BE SOOO FUCKING OOC AND CRINGE BUT I WAS TOO LAZY TO WRITE IT PROPERLY! this is kind of just a set up/build up bit it gets BETTER promise promise anyway was this just me reading like 10 small town romances and going "all of them, but with Frank?" yeah basically, you're welcome.

Tags: YEAH um @soft-girl-musings its kinda your fault for encouraging me (im kidding ily) and um @runa-falls cuuuz yknow you <3 and Frank <3

Imagine a modern AU in a small little town where Frank owns the only garage there. It’s just a small happy town with a little community that grew up with each other- everyone knows Frank as Mr Grumpy- he’s always got that frown and those eyebrows knitted together in annoyance. 

Imagine you’re new in town and you feel just a bit out of place in this tightly knitted community. You try to make some friends, but it’s hard fitting into already tight social circles. 

Imagine your car breaking down on your way home from a grocery run. The front of smoking and its making weird jumbling and rumbling noises. You leave the car quickly, not wanting to be inside of it in case something goes wrong. You’re nowhere near your house, and the cute sandals you’re wearing are in no shape to walk the rest of the way. You really don’t want to barge into a random shop and ask for help. But you notice, a little far from the rest of the shops in town, a little store with an ugly neon sign that said GARAGE in big, flickering red letters. You sigh heavily, making sure to grab your keys from the car, along with your purse and phone, lock it, and start walking towards the shop. 

Imagine walking into the little automobile shop to find it pretty much deserted. The walls were lined with different tires, tools and various car parts lined the little room with a small area left unlittered for the cash register. And yet, there was no one to man the station. You walk around, feeling hopeless, until you hear voices coming from behind the door at the back of the room. 

Imagine walking through the door hesitantly into a big garage, and you’re greeted with the sight of a gorgeous shirtless man in loose jeans stained in grease stains. He’s bent over a car and wiping the windshield while a radio beside him blasts some country tunes. You stood in the doorway, mouth hanging slightly open at the sight. Who could blame you? His hair looked so soft, and from what you could see, his face was probably just godly. He looked heavenly,and he clearly didn’t hear you come in from how loud the music was. You clear your throat lightly, clutching the strap of your purse tightly. “Um, excuse me-” you say as quietly as you can, not entirely sure you want to draw his attention. Yet somehow he still hears you. His eyes snap up to meet yours and the look of peace on his face immediately transforms into a look of permanent annoyance. 

Shit. He does have a pretty face. A sculpted jawline and a little stubble lined his jaw. Pretty eyes too. 

Imagine the way his eyes would roam over you. Your hair held back in a little ponytail, your short blue sundress with daisies that barely just reaches your thighs. The way his pretty lips would set in a hard line and his jaw clenches, and while his eyes take in your pretty look, the way that dress rides up your thigh whenever you take a step, you can see his jaw tick and the frown lines forming. 

“Yes?” He said slowly, one eyebrow raised. 

“Um,” You shuffled a bit, carefully stepping into the garage, but making sure to keep a distance from him and the car. “Um, my uh, my car broke down, and I kind of need help,” 

He wipes his hands on the towel tucked into the pocket of his jeans, walking around the car to stand in front of you. Well, more like tower over you. He was, to put it simply, enormous. At least 6 foot something with broad shoulders and a deliciously sculptured and defined chest. His muscles weren’t the pretty boy skinny things you’d see at the gym- his biceps looked big enough to crush a man’s skull, and his chest looked comfy enough to use as a pillow. 

He clears his throat, and you realise you missed a question. You look up (practically STRAINING your neck) to meet his eyes. He definitely looks frustrated. Maybe he's annoyed that he has to repeat himself. 

Imagine how mean he’d be about it- he doesn’t mean to be rude, or to come off as an asshole. He definitely didn’t mean to act as if your lack of knowledge in this situation bothered him. Normally he didn’t care, but the way you looked up at him with big worried eyes and the anxious fiddling of your hands just…ticked him off. He certainly doesn’t mean how condescending his tone is, but he just can’t help it. Pretty girls fucked him in the head. 

“What’s wrong with your car, doll?” 

You fiddled with a strand of your hair. “Um, I don’t actually know,” He lets out an annoyed grunt, running a hand down his face. “Where’d it stop?” “Um, just a little back,” You pointed behind you. “Not too far. I don’t know, it started smoking and making weird noises. Assumed it was bad, so I came here,” He shakes his head, throwing the towel in his hand to the side and grabbing a shirt from one of the chairs. “Yeah sweetheart, that is very bad,” 

“Okay well, I figured,” You hesitated. “Can you uh, can you fix it?” “Depends,” He grunted, pulling the shirt over his head. He’d walk past you out front to grab his truck keys from the cash desk, making a couple more caveman noises to indicate that you should follow him. 

Imagine getting to his truck and you stand there awkwardly because there’s no fucking way you could get in there. It’s too high up, and you sure as hell can’t just jump into it. You throw your purse in, brace your hands on the door, and try to lift your leg high enough to reach the step. 

Imagine Frank getting so fucking pissed when your dress rides up to barely even cover the curve of your ass and he just places his (very big, very warm) hands on your waist and hauls you up, firmly sitting you on the chair and slamming the door shut. 

Imagine how the short drive to where your car stopped is just filled with really awkward silence as you clutch your purse to your chest. Frank's got the radio on, an arm hanging out the window, but his other hand on the steering wheel is holding it so tightly his knuckles are turning white. And he looks almost calm, if not for the way he’s clenching his jaw so hard you think he might shatter his teeth. 

You pull up to your car, and Frank whistles quietly as he gets out of his truck and walks over to examine it. “What d'ya do to this thing?”

You practically hopped out of the truck, frowning. “Nothin’! I didn’t even do anything. I was just driving back home and it broke down,” 

“Well ya must’ve done somethin’ if she broke down this bad,” He pulled his bottom lip between his teeth. “Can you open the front?” 

“What if it like- explodes on you? What then?” You ask horrified. That’s a horrible impression to leave on someone.

“Not gonna explode, now open the damn front,” 

You nod hesitantly, unlocking the car to open up the front. He tries to blow away the smoke with his hand, but it’s really no use. “Yeah, might need to take it back to the garage,” 

“But-” You felt your bottom lip wobbling. How could everything go to shit so fast. “I need to get home!”

Despite how grumpy Frank wanted to stay, he can’t help soften when it’s clear how panicked you felt. He knew you were the newest person in town, and he also knew he’d have everyone on his ass if he didn’t try and help a little more. 

But he’s still gonna be an ass about it. “I’ll drive you back to your house and send someone for your car, no need to cry ‘bout it, doll,”

You nod hesitantly, taking a few deep breaths. “Okay. Okay, thank you,” And then you smiled this shy, grateful smile at him and he felt like the air was knocked right out of his lungs. You were gorgeous, he knew that, but looking at you now he felt a wave of protectiveness wash over him. You looked….cute. And he wanted to keep that smile on your face. Shit. Imagine Frank realising just how fucked he is, having to help such a cute and pretty girl out, he’d just shut himself off even more. His frown deepens and he only communicates in grumbles and grunts as he drives you back home and calls someone to come pick up your car. He only holds out his hand to ask for your keys- not even uttering a word, just holds out those really sexy hands. He just sits in his truck with his arm out the window as you hop out of the seat and make your way up your porch. He feels so screwed. Even your house looked cute. 

“Thank you,” You call out to him.

He raises a hand in return and then he pulls out from in front of the house and drives back to his shop. 

You falter a bit, feeling a tad stung at how shut off he is. Maybe not everyone is as open as you were, but he could have at least smiled. You sigh, walking into your house and dropping your purse at the door. You discard your shoes, and head to the kitchen to grab a couple snacks and collapse on the couch, feeling overall exhausted and drained from the whole day. Maybe you won’t have to see Grumpy for another few days- just so you could cool down. 

The landline rings a few minutes after, and you frown. Who the hell would have the landline’s number? You get up and answer the phone. “Hello?” “Hey daisy, it’s Frank. You left your groceries in the car,” Frank’s voice fills your ear (god he sounds so…so hot) 

Your eyes widen and you gasp in shock. “Fuck, I did!” 

He hums in response. “Yeah. Bet you need those, don’tcha?” 

You nod slowly. “Yeah, I kind of do,”

There’s commotion from Frank’s side, it sounds a lot like someone yelling at him. He sighs heavily. “Alright daisy, I’ll figure somethin’ out f’r you,” And then he hangs up. 

Daisy? Figure it out? And why was it so oddly comforting to know he could handle this without you needing to worry?

#frank castle #frank castle x reader #frank castle x f!reader #the punisher #jon bernthal

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Haiiii 🖤 can u do a sfw/fluff alphabet or headcanon for Battinson please?? I love your blog and writing 😄

A/N: I absolutely can 💕 enjoy!! And what the hecc, WhY dO i LoVe ThIs GiF sO mUcH?!? His eyesss and anfghsedsvf he's too cute 🥰

Pairing: Battinson x reader (The Batman 2022)

Warnings: FlUfF 😍

A- Activity (What is their favourite activity to do with you?)

Bruce doesn't spend much time out in public with you, because it's really annoying when paparazzi and journalists barge in on dates and simple outings... and he's more comfortable in the night's darkness. Still, he'll go out with you if you like anyway, but he prefers when you two do stuff together in the manor. And there's always something to do 😉

B- Beginnings (How do they act in the beginning of a relationship?)

It takes a little while for Bruce to open up completely, but give him time, and he'll definitely come around. Poor guy's been through quite a lot, but he finds it so easy to talk and be around you. He's a little shy and nervous about doing anything wrong, since Bruce isn't very experienced relationship-wise, but he grows more comfortable and sappy every day 😊

C- Communication (Are they good communicators? How do they normally talk about their problems or solve issues?)

Like I said, Bruce is quite a quiet and closed-off person, but with you, he really wants to tell you everything. It's just really hard for him to put it all into words, to rehash the painful and bittersweet memories. Sometimes he writes them down in his jornals and gives them to you to read when he's not around. Other times he'll murmur about a memory at night in bed or something. Apart from that, he's pretty open about everything else that goes on in his life. You probably know that he's Batman early on in the relationship, since Bruce would find it difficult to keep that big part of him seperate from you. But after you accepted that and totally agreed to keep it secret, Bruce knew that you're a trustworthy person, so there's no need to hide anything from you.

D- Drunk (What are they like when they’re drunk?)

Bruce doesn't really get drunk much lmao, unless he's had a particularly rough day/night. I feel like he'd ramble about random thoughts and feelings a lot, space out and stare at you, point out everything he loves about you in precise detail that he'd be a little too shy to do properly when he's sober 😌 Then you'll have to deal with him being put and embarrassed the next morning hehe

E- Emergency (How are they in emergency situations? You get hurt, they get hurt, someone is dying etc?)

Welp, Bruce is Batsy, so if you ever got hurt, he'd be sooo quick to get you help and patched up. He gets all sorts of bruises and cuts while he's out patrolling the nights, but it's you that he's concerned about, so he'd just have to try not to panic and deal with the situation as calmly as he can. He's so protective and in love, so your safety and well-being are his priority.

F- Free Spot (I’ll give you any headcanon I come up with.)

Bruce prefers it when you come with him to events he has to turn up to, like special galas and meetings and stuff. You help ground him and put him at ease, even though the cameras flashing and the persistent questions about your relationship from the press and such get on his nerves as he sends them with death glares 😂 He writes about you a lot in his journals too. Like, he's writing down everything that happened on the night, but then the rest of the page is just about how he's doing this for you and won't let anything bad happen to you and you're the only person he cares about 🖤

G- Gifts (What kind of gifts do they give? What kind of gifts do they get?)

It's fair to say that this man spoils the hell out of you. Bruce isn't a very materialistic person, doesn't really care about latest models to blow his money on, but with you, he'll throw it around like nothing. You could literally be looking through a book about private jets and he'll be like: "Do you want-" "No, Bruce, I'm literally just reading 😂😂" He gets you meaningful presents too though, things he thinks you'd like and know is your style, because he's pretty attentive and observant.

H- Hugs (How do they show affection/cuddle?)

Oh boy, Bruce can't get enough of cuddling. He's a little shy at first about initiating it, just in case you're busy or don't feel like it, but you end up pulling him into a tight embrace which he reutrns fully. He loves being close to you, burying his face in your neck, letting himself just get lost in the warmth and love he's missed ever since his parents died. Even when he's writing up reports after being Batman for the night or is working on some other Wayne business, you'll most likely be held securely in his lap while you do your thing 🥰

I- Irritation (What is something that irritates them? How do they show their irritation?)

Bruce is massively protective over you so when anyone makes you feel uncomfortable, puts you in any danger, tries to expose you to anything that'll be bad for you... Anything like that, and he'll really get annoyed. Because you're all he's got left, and he's not giving you up anytime soon, especially to some careless person in Gotham. He won't go raging mad on them, but his jaw clenches as he tells them in his firm, quiet tone to back off and be careful and all. If they still don't get it, he'll make sure you're away from them before he properly does something about them, probably through Vengeance.

J- Jackpot (How would they spend their winnings if they won the lottery?)

Yeah, like Bruce Wayne needs to win the lottery 🤣 This guy’s literally a BiLlIoNaRe, in case you didn’t know 😎 and he spends a lot of it on you, as I’ve already established. He’s not at all social-climbing.

K- Kryptonite (What is their ultimate weakness?)

It's gotta be you, one hundred per cent. If anything happened to you, he'd never forgive himself. No one knows about Bruce being Batman except for you and Alfred though, so no threats of that sort come about, otherwise that'd really cause some issues.

L- Laughter (What makes them laugh?)

Whenever you're laughing, I think. Like, if you find something hysterical, or you're just in a giggling fit for no reason, Bruce finds it really hard not to chuckle at you with a fond smile. Sometimes he videos it so he can watch it in the rare times you're not together 💕

M- Morning ( How do they wake up in the morning? Are they a morning person or a morning grouch?)

Bruce Wayne isn't a morning person at all, due to him being out for most of the night as The Batman. He has curtains in the bedroom that block out the light, and he'd probably stay in bed with you all day if Alfred let him 😂 He just as his legs over your body and head in your neck in a sprawled out cuddly mess and refuses to let you move until you really have to, or Alfred yanks the curtains open and teases him lol

N- Needy (When do they feel particularly needy? How do they show it?)

He's needy a lot of the time, particularly for affection and attention. Bruce will do subtle things like move closer to you or hold your hand or lean against you slightly, and that's all you need to hold him properly. He loves kisses too, they're just so sweet and intimate and it makes him a blushy, lovestruck mess 😍

O- Oasis (Where is their happy place? Where would they go if they didn’t have anything holding them back?)

Wayne Manor and The Cave are his familiar places and his home. Bruce is dedicated to saving Gotham, but after a while, he wouldn't mind going out of town or the country for a few days or so to unwind or something. Still, that's hard with him being The Batman, but he'd find a way somehow.

P- Pain (How do they handle pain? How do they handle when you are in pain?)

Honestly, when he's hurt, it doesn't matter much to him. He'll grit his teeth and let Alfred or you bandage him with a light scolding, but like I metnioned earlier, if you're in pain, Bruce will do anything to help. Even if it's cramps or something, he's immeditely getting you meds and comfort and relief. It breaks his heart to see you hurt, so you'd get a hell of a lot of attention from him throughout the day, to the point where he'd be willing to stop early for the night to get back to you instead of staying as his vigilante self.

Q- Quote (What’s a quote that fits them and your relationship)

"And they will be the light your darkness has longed for." - Joseph Colombrita

R- Reunion (How do they celebrate seeing you after a long time of being apart?)

He's pretty clingy, wanting nothing more than to just melt into your hugs and keep you by his side for as long as possible. Bruce doesn't like being apart from you for too long - he can cope with the late nights and stuff, but not days at a time. He'd find it really hard to stay focused and Bruce would miss you too much 🥺🥺

S- Stress (What stresses them out? How do deal with stress and how do they relieve it?)

Daily pressures of being social as a Wayne, the responsibilities of being Batman... there's a lot he deals with, but you're always there to help him unwind, so you're what makes everything better for him. He'll willingly go through all the stress in Gotham if it means that you're there every step of the way.

T- Terror (What are they afraid of?)

Bruce's biggest fear is losing you like he lost his parents. He's admitted this several times in vulnerable moments where he clings to your like a life force at nights, forcing back tears, while you assure him that you'll never leave him and love him just as much as he loves you 💕

U- Unique (What is a quirk that is unique to them?)

Does being The Batman count? It should 😂 Bruce likes it when it's darker - like, did you see him putting sunglasses on while he was indoors in the movie?? - but he likes to see all of your face and features more clearly in the light too, so, dilemma lmao

V- Violence (Do they fight a lot? Are they a good fighter? What is their fighting style?)

Yep, Bruce fights a fair bit as The Batman, and knows exactly how to defend himself. He has his gadgets and techniques that work well for him. We know this stuff hehe

W- Wow (What do you do that really surprises them? What do you do that they really like?)

Bruce loves you being you. Watching you be comfortable in your own skin wherever and whenever is so beautiful and amazing to see, because he loves everything about you and seeing the little things you do that just make his day.

X- (Explicit headcanon. For all you degenerates)

Yikes, I don't really write smut 😅🤣 I will say that Bruce is a really soft, passionate lover, and any way the two of you can bond and be close together, he's more than willing to try it. He just lives to make you happy 🥺

Y- Yucky (Is there something that grosses them out so badly that they can’t deal with it?)

I'm not sure about this one... that stuff wouldn't be typical phobias and disgusts to do with bugs and sicky basic things like that. Even though Bruce is Batman, seeing sadistic acts and torture makes him shiver and feel sick to his stomach, though you'd never be able to tell.

Z- ZZZ’s (What are their sleeping habits? Both with and without you?)

He finds it hard to sleep anyways, unless he's seriously worn out from being Batman. Bruce will sleep better with you there cuddling beside him, his arms wrapped protectively around you, because he knows you're there and safe, and loves the feeling of you in his arms

This was so fun and cute to write 😘

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ok ive been wanting to ask this for a while but i didnt know if youd be able to answer since its giving a lot away.. but f it lmao. does ravenstan know jersey kyle is HIS kyle? bc he hasnt said anything but how many ginger jewish jersey boys are there named kyle matthew broflovski hsjjdks im assuming one

ooooooh. ok...Hm.

so, i stared at this for a while and...

you know what, my friend? i should, one, prolly stop randomly jumping the line of 34973 ask memes in my box whenever i get a new one bc i get super excited & have no attention span, but also this is...Important.

and tbh, one of the Big reasons that rm got so tricky for me was because i got overly anxious about the timeline, too worried abt what sequence of events the fic should follow/what things should you know and when, etc. so i actually have a lot of random rm itinerary/lore that i wrote that i was going to drop you guys in other chapters but wasn't sure if it was...Time yet?

buuuuut given that posting to my ao3 has been super stressful for me as of late/i'm still trying to ease back into it/i feel more posting comfortable stuff on here -- combined with the serious bummer that i can't really write updates in the sorry shape i’m in rn with settling into my new workplace and grappling with my mental health/healing my complex feelings abt writing

which is a Serious Bummer indeed because i try to be as fun and zesty as possible in my ask responses, but i really want to give you all something more solid to Read, you know?

so this is my little compromise for you. :)

basically i wrote this little scene thingy like a month ago and Almost put it at the beginning of rm6...but it was too complicated and i was like maybe i should wait, idk...

but i am feeling chaotic today!~

and the fact you guys care enough about my weird little fanfictions to regularly send me thoughtful, kind, excited messages abt it even when my updates are few and far between — idk, that means so much to me. you all mean a lot to me…and you guys know i am unhinged and cannot resist posting snippets/spoilery things.

so…i’m closing my eyes!! but also it’s not a spoiler if i was going to post this earlier Anyways…right? dhsksks

( if you want to read it it’s under the cut w/ more info xx )

it is however…a draft. it’s really…not that good. like i said i was going to fix it / rewrite it when i figured out where i wanted it to go, but i wanted to answer your question without saying too much about it sooo i think this little scene thing should tell you/give you the information you seek while also keeping you confused/interested?

maybe?? idk?? i’m sweating, smh.

( some of lines just ended up re-written in my actual fic so if they look familiar that’s why — ANYWAYS! )

the Context is actually abt Kyle’s CRIMINA LAUR class, which if you rem(ember), jersey was writing an essay that was due at midnight but got rizzed too hard by raven and passed out and couldn’t turn it in!!! jersey kyle was ready to fight for his life ( aka lie out of his ass abt why his essay didn’t get uploaded w/o mentioning crimson dawn bc Ew ) but mr. mackey said that a Compelling Case was submitted upon his behalf by a

Third Party

and waved the missing homework assignment, where, in the section where kyle would have uploaded a copy of his essay, a video had been uploaded and submitted.

here’s the beginning of it

also jersey is in his pajamas, his hair is up, he looks radiant, he’s red bc having some box wine and his eye is twitching btw — pls tell me you can see it — also this was either going to go up before the hate or after it so i don’t think the time frame matters — this is just part of what happened while kyle was passed out back stage )

anyways! *jersey vc* Cheers! Mazel <3

;)

-uncle nina

#tw for me spoiling stuff #JUST KIDDING IM NOT I SWEAR U GUYS #I WAS GONNA TRY AND FIT THIS INFO INTO ANOTHER CHAP #but u guys are the best and have been very patient #and so dedicated and invested in my work #which is so amazing so #here is some interesting information #and i hope it helps answer ur question a little #u will probably have 20 more #so sorry friend #hopefully this was a thrilling uphate #i sent this on my phone #so im sorry if this looks crazy this also might be a crazy thing to do right before i dip for an event #but i love chaos let’s go babey #i feel like 75% of this is not ground breaking but IT IS CUTE OKAY I THINK ravenstan my beloved #he was so worried oh my god pleaaase

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heyy, explaining what i said about the N romance, sorry in advance for the long rant:

i played for the first time w my usual detective in a relationship with nate and thought the pacing and timing of everything was pretty weird. i think the 2 main things people were excited for were the love confession and the first intimate scene, and both of them felt very off to me. like, the detective can say they're in love with them very early, during the combat/ressearch scene, and they don't say it back LMAO... and to me that wouldn't necessarily be an issue if the reasons they couldn't say it were explored, but they're not and there's an option to go down on them/have them go down on you immediately after 😀 like right there on the grass! so obviously that's pretty odd and ooc in itself but there's ALSO the date scene in which they bang the detective on the pool table and leave right after bc they got a call from A to join them on patrol?!?!??

they do end up confessing their feelings in the end and it's cute or whatever but everything just feels kinda weightless. N was always constructed as a very intense and romantic character so idk what happened. i think this whole book suffered bc of the insane amount of branching and it's very evident in this romance, the scenes feel really choppy.

i ended up replaying it without being in a relationship and it was sooo much smoother, only having the option to confess in the end after they do makes a lot more sense and those s3x scenes should just have been saved for other books, period. i did really like the other routes, especially A's, but to me this one was a miss. at least the mc can opt out of everything and wait for the next book lmao

HIIII IM GLAD YOU SENT ME THIS <3 sorry i didn't get to it yesterday! and don't apologize for it being long i loved reading it !!!

god i knew that mc could say "i love you" and n could not say it back – and about the pool scene – and the later confession from n – but like. i didn't have a clear picture of the route itself, and it's coming together and ... not looking so good imo LMAO

what's crazy to me, is that mis/hka created SUCH a good opportunity for conflict in the n route, what with mc saying i love you and n not saying it back – as soon as i heard from a friend you could do that, i was FLOORED and i was so sure that n's route was going to be a favorite. and yet, she completely flubbed it by not giving consequences to decisions. i wonder why she gives players the options to do things that should cause conflict if she won't follow through with it?

part of me thinks it's because of the insane branching, like you said, but also i think that as much as she might try to write varying paths for the n romance, it doesn't turn out that way because she favors a certain type of mc and that's evident in every route i think? like of course there's no way to account for every mc out there – it's not on her if our specific oc doesn't quite fit in the story – however, if you're advertising certain aspects of n's romance like their secretiveness, their intenseness, their guilt, their struggle with humanity, etc etc, and how that would alter a romantic route, then you can't expect every player choosing him for that to just. be okay with random i love you confessions and mid sex scenes that are completely out of place both with the plot of b3 and the timeline of mc's relationship with n?

sorry i'm jumping all around the place (im so bad about that with answering asks LMAO) – but you picked the exact right phrasing: it's weightless. it just doesn't feel like the n romance we were promised from book 1, book 2, the asks, patreon, etc. i don't know what went wrong :/

and dude YES, i was so convinced that mis/hka was going to have each ro's first sex scene be in a different book to add more flavor to each route – and i figured this was going to be f's chance to shine LMAO and that she'd save n's scene for the next book! i thought so much of this book was going to be romantic without sex, but... god was i wrong. i honestly would've preferred zero sex on any of the routes because it just doesn't fit (i could've even justified n engaging in sex with the mc to like. distract them from saying "i love you")

sorry for the essay from me KMDFMKDFKM you've given me so much to think about !! ty again for the ask !!! <333

#yeah i've been talking to friends for days about what we're not happy with #and my n main friend has picked up on more and more stuff they don't like with each playthrough #normally i don't care if mis/hka misses in certain ways like making the characters say very ooc stuff #but when the *majority* of the route feels off? oof #asks #twc book 3 #twc book 3 spoilers #twc spoilers #n*fw #long post

[atypicalsouda]

Just wanna apologize that this pinned post isn’t anything like, decorative? (Haha past me I laugh in your face I just added that☝️behold my beloved!) I just don’t have any fancy things and don’t feel like looking for them. (But I will add things I came across that I like lmao) Don’t expect my normal posts, if I start writing imagines, to be anything special that way either.

Alright this is becoming a very discombobulated pinned post but- know that while I don’t want to label this as an nsfw blog, I am not afraid to reblog or like things. Okay? Okay.

Was struggling with it for a while but now I know I’m not comfy sharing Fuyu. Sooo…yeah.

Not that anyone will talk to me but if ya decide to plz don’t mention any Fuyu ships besides Kuzusouda or Kuzuhina. Only very mildly ok with Hajime as well. Kaz is Kaz so he’s fine lol.

OKAY- so Kaz is an f/o too now!! I AM JUSTIFIED IN MY DISLIKE OF HIS SHIPS AHH!! Time to change this post a little!

I have no fucking idea if he’s romantic or platonic or something in-between. Ideally I’d just like to be a Kuzusouda sandwich but it’s STILL odd to ship myself romantically with him….but that’s what I’d like soooo it’s really weird. Idk.

YOU SAY ONE FUCKING WORD TO ME ABOUT SOUDAM OR SOUDANIDAI OR SOUINA OR SOUMAEDA I SWEAR I WILL CUT YOU-

I’m sorry but I’ll genuinely puke or cry so don’t. Please. Otherwise I am mildly okay with Hajime, Ibuki, Mahiru, Mikan, Chihiro. Whether or not I’m comfy sharing Kaz is very up in the air. I am aware of a few other ppl who share him as an f/o…but I just don’t know like a lot of other things. Recently tho I realized the deep love I do have for him, outside of kin feels. So yeah he is….something to me lol.

Alright so last thing- DNI stuff. OKAY- so normally I wouldn’t like telling you not to interact (unless you’re gonna be a dick) but there’s a certain thing I have to ask of you now. Please please please for the love of god DNI if you also ship with Fuyuhiko. He is legitimately the love of my life rn and I don’t need your art with him or anything else shoved in my face thanks.

STILL know tho that I align/agree with most basic DNIs. I just very much believe in agreeing to disagree and being able to civilly talk with each other, okay?

I HAVE SOME WONDERFUL ART NOW-

By @ponyuyu !!! Go check them out!

Random Ao3 link for posterity:

What the hell here’s my Spotify too! :

#but uh yeah Fuyu is all mine and we’re taking life one day at a time #f/o stuff #Kaz just over here lurking in the corner not knowing what to do lol

[fox-buried-in-maple-leaves]

Farkas Tech Ask Game 1-20?

Please? <3

1. Describe their phone case.

Farkas changes his phonecase every two months but right now it would be this one!

2. What’s on their lock screen?

His lockscreen is a night landscape photo of Anima City

3. Do they use nicknames for their contacts or do they list contacts by full name?

Nicknames! He has a separate phone for work contacts which are only listed by First, Middle, and Last Initial

4. Who do they text most frequently?

Arlen and Elia

5. What’s their texting style? (EX: abbreviations or perfect grammar? One-word texts or paragraphs?)

SOOO many fucking emojis.

6. Write out a text exchange between them and another OC. (I did Shirou cause I misread this uhhh oops)

Big Bad Wolf: Why did you call? F: need advice, call back ): Big Bad Wolf: What do you need? F: CALL MEE Big Bad Wolf: No. Text. F: ):< F: bring me 🥛 and 🍪 to the office pls Big Bad Wolf: no.

7. Who was the last person they called?

Probably Elia.

8. What app do they use most frequently? (Name an app or describe a hypothetical one)

Tinder before meeting Arlen LMAO- He'd swipe and then never talk to anybody. Now though it's probably bna twitch

9. What are their most frequently used emojis?

all of them. but 💀 🫠 👀 💯

10. Describe a photo they have saved on their phone.

He prefers using his camera for work, but sometimes he doesn't have it or its out of space or its dead. So he has a bunch of random ass photos of random ass people on his phone that looks so weird LMAO

11. Are they the kind of person who takes selfies?

ABSOLUTELY. the sillier the better.

12. Open the notes/note-taking app on their phone. What’s there?

REALLY detailed notes about his targets' movements. Like minute by minute descriptions and time stamps.

13. What do they use as an avatar or profile photo on social media sites?

A headshot that Elia took for their website. He looks very suave.

14. You’ve just stumbled across their tumblr blog! Describe it.

It's honestly just a million shitposts and a bunch of thirst traps.

15. Describe their computer. Is it a sticker covered laptop? A high-tech gaming computer?

His work computer is a very nice but industrial looking pc with a computer shop repair sticker on it. His computer at home is covered in stickers, yeah its a gaming pc, ofc it is.

16. Let’s look at their search history. What are the last 5 things they searched?

Korean bbq nearby What to get your bf on a third date flower shops nearby flower shops anima city what else to get your bf on a third date

17. What’s the last thing they searched in an incognito tab 👀 (doesn’t need to be NSFW!)

Probably browsed a target's social media, he does that one incognito.

18. How many tabs do they have open?

Too many.

19. What are their most frequently visited websites?

Twitter, tumblr, facebook, instagram. Pretty much all the mainstream social media sites, again mostly for work.

20. What’s in their email inbox?

work emails that he is ignoring.

#⋆｡°✩ farkas #from the fate ; max #☾*✲⋆. essence of myrrh

[rosetinted-selfshipping]

hey!! hope you're doing well! sooo... I've seen a picture of a twisted wonderland character that looks very f/o shaped (if that makes sense). but here's the thing: I've never heard of that game before!

and since you're one of my mutuals that I know that knows the game, I was wondering if you could tell me a bit more about it (and the character, if that's ok)

I forgot to say that the character I'm talking about is epel. it's this guy:

sorry if this ask is too random! you don't need to answer this if you don't want to /gen

I hope you have a nice day!

You got it Moot! I’ll give you all the Twst Knowledge I have!!!!

Okay so there’s a English version out rn of twst but from last I checked it’s so bare bones it’s painful

But it’s not a bad option to learn about the characters but I’m a really big Idia simp- like so big it’s painful so I lost interest in the English release pretty quickly because of a lack of Idia content and haven’t been paying attention to it as much

I’d recommend the game if you like 1 Visual novels and or 2 Raising sims. If you’re not familiar with the genre think just- Grinding or more or less if you just REALLY like watching the number go up while you put the game on auto lmao

But I say give it a shot if you want! I may not be giving the best explanation lol

But onto the twink of the hour himself: Epel

Epel was actually the first character I got interested in! The road to me Simping for Idia was like-

Epel < Ruggie < Malleus < Idia

His basic shtick is basically: he looks really soft and UwU and his Dorm leader Vil is super into that! Except actually Uh oh! He’s not soft and pretty on the inside he wants to be a hardcore manly man! Also he’s a country bumpkin. It’s very cute!

I always root for rebellious characters lmao

More on the dorms now that I think about it!

So there’s 7 Dorms based on 7 different Disney villains and Epel’s is Pomefiore based on the Evil Queen

Pomefiore is all about beauty and stuff

The Dorm leader is Vil this super male model that will ABSOLUTELY BULLY YOU (I feel like I’d enjoy dating and or being friends with him except I know he’d destroy my self esteem without caring)

And the Vice Dorm leader is Rook this ABSOLUTE Ray of positivity stalker :D also he’s French

(Here’s a dorm sorter If you want to do it for the lols, I got Pomefiore last time I took it)

Now twst has a small but dedicated fanfic community that’ll keep you VERY well fed if you simp for Malleus or Leona

Oh you wanna simp for any other character? Be prepared for like 2 fics of them every week at best

Sorry but while this isn’t very personal i have to throw shade on the twst fandom for only Simping for two characters and leaving the rest to starve but don’t worry Epel is more popular then Idia (*Cries*)

For one last note I HEAR the twst fandom can be pretty toxic and I don’t really disagree but I haven’t had any especially negative experiences myself but I’ll just say that as a warning to be a little careful just in case!

Also also!! Bonus points! The Twst Fandom is INCREDIBLY welcoming and warm to Ocs! (I don’t talk about mine but I would if asked)

I’m happy to know my ask box works I was really scared it just- DIDN’T EXIST lmao but I’m always happy to interact with a moot! So feel free to send another ask whenever!

#just talking #mutual ask

[goldenguillotines]

🗣 Pinkyy + Nakaou

"HoW the hell do you Walk in these! I nearly toppled over onto hiM! Y-You set Me up!"

Pinkky had been sat at her vanity, her hair down.. even unwrapped around her horns.. She was brushing it meticulously. Making sure no tangles were there before she put her hair up.. Makeup long removed as she looked at the purple blood in the mirror. Her 'brother' as she's learned that's what he technically was. The vernacular was always sooo weird to her. Kinda totally dumb but it was the proper title.. even if she didn't feel like she fit that role all too well.

He looked flustered.. Holding those heels she bought him. Not actually her heels. Definitely has a pair of her own in her closet.. She remembered a lot of guys liking them for their height when she wore them. She figured whoever the hell Nakaou was thirsting after was totally into it too if they asked for him to 'wear a good pair of heels'. It was fucking.. Corny. In all honesty. Yeah if she ever saw this random ass troll she'd probably tell them to get better game. Laaaammee

"Like. T♡tally chill ♡ut ya? Lmao. Isn't that like a t♡tal charm p♡int ♡r smth? Catch attenti♡n ♡f ur b♡♡ thang?"

She chuckled leaning onto the palm of her hand..seeing him flush harder.

"You!!!!!! I don't Want hiM to think iM a fuckin CLUTZ!!! I-I Was tryin to be c-cool and M-Maybe.. L-Like fuckin.. S-Sexy! Eatin shit cause you gave Me borderline stilettos!! Not apart of My p-plan!"

"Awwww~~~ Y♡ure like t♡ts a fuckin dweeb."

She almost wanted to tease him about his lame attempts to be suave. First with his pitch.. then with his pale.. now this? Man. He is certainly the dorkiest fucker on the planet.

"Just like. Pr♡p♡se ♡r smthn. Anyways.. Are y♡u like g♡nna stand there ♡r are y♡u g♡ing t♡ get ready f♡r the sleep♡ver?"

The heels were tossed in her direction softly, clacking against the floor.. She laughs lightly at his little outburst..

"N-Not if yer gonna keep fuckin pickin on Me!"

"Awwwee cm♡♡♡♡nnn Luke n vivi are g♡nna be hanging with meee~"

She giggles as he huffs.. seeing him head to her closet to grab something to slip into.. Yeah! Hell yeah! She's gonna get some time with the people she cares about.. If only Nishii wasn't a nervous trainwreck... shed really have a full packed house. Might be a little awkward at first or at times.. but she wants to have her brothers meet her boyfriend!! and her bestie!!

"♡h! And like hands ♡ff the red h♡♡dies! Th♡se r mine!"

#ask meme #pinkky #nakaou #💜

[sunshinejeonglixie]

Hi! :D

i have returned after not writing at all for like, a week? or more? idk i got super busy in my personal life & thennn i got to go to KCON! :D I had sooo much fun there and it was really great though I am exhausted. Hoping to post something fun today & maybe even post multiple things?? idk, wishful thinking lmao

also random side note, i come home to my computer after being away from writing for like a week and the F key is fucked up (its very stiff and i have to press hard to get it to work) so thats super annoying and something I'll have to figure out how to fix before i get really into writing anything lol

#fanfic #writing #stray kids fanfic

[praebitorem-glaciei]

nsfw asks - galin edition

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Galin is typically on the bottom. And as such they're usually the one getting the majority of aftercare. However, they're very clingy after sex. Lots of soft kisses and gentle praise for their top. After sex they require extra affection and preferably some kisses...

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

They really like their hips. They have nice hips, very grippable. "hips that could never fucking lie. love handles." -rowan. anyways. It depends on the partner? For instance with Decord they love his hands, with Emil they love his thighs. But in general, they're a waist guy.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically... I’m a disgusting person)

Galin is a very very wet person. Just SO slick...

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Speaking of cum, they're into breeding.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Not very! But they are VERY willing to learn~

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

Mating press.... <3

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Galin isn't very serious but they're very romantic!

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

Galin's pubes are a dark red....... they're very tidy and sometimes even clean shaven, but not often.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect...) 

Clingy and romantic.. They want love and affection and praise. They'd also loud though...

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

They prefer to wait for their partner... But they at least know where the clit is..

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Size queen. They have a thing for seeing how much they can take.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

Bed honestly? They like more romantic sex.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Dirty talk, inappropriate touching, bedroom eyes, 'dom voice'. Honestly Galin is so horny lmao- 20 yr olds.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

CNC. Yucky.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

They prefer receiving.. Listen their pussy is godly, now eat it out please. But they'll still give!! Equivalent exchange, yk? Its only right. They're surprisingly good with their tongue.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

They like it a lil rough but meaningful, if that makes sense.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Not as big of a fan.. But if they have to, they won't say no? They just prefer oral for quick situations and then a proper love making session when theres time.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Very game to experiment!!

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last...)

Surprising amount of stamina.. 30+ times, even.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Galin wouldn't buy toys for themself, but wouldn't say no to a partner buying and using toys on them.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Oh they know what they're doing, the little shit.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

WHORE. not as loud as Sulien, but not quiet.. I think I VA'd their moans once lol..

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Galin has fucked on several statues of the Seven. Once for each nation they've been to...

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

They are... small. Just very cute and small.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Now that they've had a taste for it? Very high lol

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Very quickly once everything is cleaned up. they're just sooo cosy and snuggly...

#>oc asks #>galin

[icharchivist]

god i love granblue

#ichablogging gbf #ichablogging gbffq #this is so random lmao i love it #basically she was someone who wanted to find love sooo bad and tried to seduce a monster #the monster attacked - we saved her - she fell for MC #and since i play as f!MC...... well. Love knows no gender. thank u granblue

[kimnjss]

how sticky | kth

⇢ pairing: ot7 x reader // taehyung focus. ⇢ genre: smut. // pwp. ⇢ word count: 7.6K ⇢ theme: established relationships.  ⇢ rating: explicit. ⇢ warnings: cursing, dirty talk, poly relationship, handjobs, fingering, oral sex (f. receiving), public sex, outdoor sex, unprotected sex (wrap it up lovelies), all the boys wanna kiss yn, cum inside/stuffing, slight over stimulation if you squint. ⇢ A/N: literally this idea came to me while watching the first episode and seeing tae washes the dishes sooo, here you goo!! lmao x also if it seems messy or all over the place, that’s bc i wrote this while streaming dynamite and obvi got distracted . 

Namjoon is the first to spot you, just as you're tugging your suitcase from the trunk of your car. The large grin that takes over his features as he makes his way over to you, brown hair flopping in the wind with each step he takes. A silver pot held in his hands that he must've forgotten the purpose of upon setting sights on you.

“You're here.” He says with a large smile, dimples showing while he leaning down to press a soft kiss to your waiting lips. “Did you eat?”

Just with one look around the backyard, you can tell that they just finished eating. Had hoped to arrive a bit earlier so you'd be able to eat with them. “Not yet,” He looked good, as usual, but oddly more attractive in this outdoor environment.

The blue two-piece outfit, which you had quickly realized was a favorite of his, hung loosely around his body. The muscles in his arms flexed as he kept his grip on the pot in his hand. Eyes turn to half-moons with the way he was smiling at you.

It had been a few weeks since you saw them last. What with their jam packed schedule and you keeping up with the things going on in your own life, there wasn't really time to be together the way you wanted. A constant long-distance relationship with the seven of them, even if they were only a few miles away.

Which was the biggest reason you were jumping on the chance to spend this week with them. Secluded with nothing to do but be together. It had been Jin who had suggested it, finding out that you had the same week free. What better way to spend it then with your boyfriends? Agreement coming from his younger members instantly and to your surprise, the staff was quick to agree as well. 

Most times riddled a distraction, but it seemed that you being here sort of fit the relaxation, recharging theme of this entire trip. Zero complaints from you, of course, you were packing your bags the moment you got the green light.

“I'll make you a plate, wait.”

All of a sudden remembering he had been in the middle of doing something before seeing you. Quick steps are taken into the house with the pot in hand and you're right behind him, marveling at the huge land they had rented out for this. All of the greens of the mountains and grass was a pretty contrast to the bright blue sky, the sparkling lake that you couldn't wait to try out.

And there was so much stuff! Placed all over the place from where you can see, each item matching a different member's personality so well that you could guess who asked for what. 

Joon is coming back, hands-free, but only to grab your suitcase, wheeling it into the house. He's gone talking to whoever is in the kitchen before he's returning, arm easily wrapping around your waist as he leads you down the hill.

“You came here looking refreshed,” He notes, finally saying out loud what he had been thinking since you were pulling the suitcase from the car.

Out of all of them, Namjoon seemed to pay a lot of attention to the way you looked. And no, not just the clothes you wore and how they fit – but like deeper. He paid a lot of attention to your facial expressions more than anything, reading your demeanor as if it was his latest page-turner.

A blessing and a curse, because although he knew when something was bothering you and tried his best to fix it without you saying a word. It was also really, extremely hard to hide things for him. Not that you tried to often.

“It was a nice drive and I'm excited to spend time with you guys,” The smile that takes over your features is causing a flutter in his heart, his large hand landing on your arm that you've wrapped around his torso – walking the rest of the way like that.

Jimin is whipping around at the sound of footsteps approaching, and you're eyes are widening at the sight of him. Unwrapping yourself from Joon's body, you're rushing the rest of your steps hands outstretched to touch the edge of the gat hanging from his neck.

“You actually wore it?” Speaking through a slight giggle and he's grinning, hands finding home on your torso as he playfully rolls his eyes. “Of course I wore it, so you better deliver,”

The result of a drunk game of Truth or Dare between the two of you. He spent the entire night choosing truth, but as soon as he was picking dare you were telling him to wear his new hanbok for the first day of shooting. He was agreeing with a roll of his eyes, boasting about how easy it was.

Then on your turn, he was hitting you with that sly grin of his. 'If I wear my hanbok for shooting, then you need to let me...' Words trailing off as he suggestively wiggled his eyebrows in your direction. You were quick to put two and two together of what he wanted. And you were agreeing because of course, you wanted it too.

With a distracted nod, your eyes are shifting to the moving figure behind him. “Of course, baby. Whatever you want.” Breaking from his grasp just as Namjoon is extending the full bowl in your direction.

You thank him with a wide smile, which he acknowledges with a short nod – going back to cleaning up while you take a seat at the table. Sat eating the food that you can tell was made by Jungkook as you watch your two men move around the yard until Joon is disappearing into the house again. Someone else exiting at the same time.

“I thought I heard your voice!” There's a smile in his voice that you can detect without having to listen very hard. And you're proven right as you lift your head, being met with Hoseok's bright smile. “When'd you get here?” He wonders once he's closer, taking the empty spot beside you.

“Not too long ago,” You speak through the mouthful of food in your mouth, the words you're speaking coming out a murmured mess. 

The smile on Hoseok's face only grows, his hand lifting to push his hair back on his forehead. “I missed you.” A random confession that has heat rising in your cheeks. He always did this. Knew what a few simple words did to your mind and took pleasure in making you flustered whenever possible.

This time was no different. Just three words and you were forced to put extra focus on your noodles. He missed you. Obviously, you missed him – that's a given. But the fact that he, Jung Hoseok actually missed you and was just telling you about it casually. With that smile on his face. Yeah, he knew exactly what he was doing.

“I missed you too.” A delayed reply, but he's not faltering. Doesn't even think twice about what you could have been thinking about in the time it took you to answer. Instead, he's reaching his arm to wrap around your shoulders, pulling your body into his so he's able to press a dozen chaste kisses to the top of your head.

And then just like that, he's releasing you. Not even giving you a moment to react before he's standing from his spot beside you and moving to help Jimin clean up the outside area.

After the third time, you're asked to scoot over, you're standing feeling as though you're in the way of the cleaning. So, you go to find the others that you haven't seen yet. Thanks to a FaceTime call from Jungkook while they were going through the tour, you had a pretty good understanding of the layout of this place.

Heading over the hill to the Upper House, bowl in hand. And you're grinning when you spot Jin standing out front, staring at the line of delivered groceries in front of him. “Jinnie!” You're calling with a wave of your hand, and he's turning around.

“Yn!” He calls, just as loud – waving you over with one frantic hand.

Easily speeding up your footsteps, it's not long before you're standing in front of him. Arms wrapped around his torso in a tight hug. “What are you doing?” He's out of your hold now, bending to lift the bags off the ground.

“Putting groceries away.”

Following behind him, you shovel mouthfuls of noodles into your mouth while sinking down at the island. For a little while, you're able to enjoy your meal and engage in broken chatter was Jin moves in and out of the house.

He's filling you in on all the plans he has for this trip and the things he's excited about and you listen with a smile on your face. Loving the way he looks when he's completely in his element, eyes sparkling as he talks about being able to fish with Yoongi.

Speaking of Yoongi. Sauntering out from God knows where, white tee hanging loose – revealing a bit of his chest, baggy black jeans that you've now decided is the only thing you ever want to see him in. His hair is unkempt, laying messily over his forehead and only slightly covering his eyes.

There's a smirk on his face when he notices the blatant way you're gawking at him, sinking into the seat beside you – his cold hand not hesitating to reach for your thigh. “You're here?” He speaks in the bored uninterested drawl that you've become used to. Use to read too much into it before you were realizing that just the way he talked.

Now it had the ability to have heat rushing through your veins, especially if he was using that voice when telling you just exactly he wanted to do to you. Never failed to have you basically salivating, putty for him.

“I just came...” The patterns he draws on your inner thigh stills as he lifts his eyes to look at you, a chuckle falling from his lips. “Did you?” He asks teasingly and you're too dazed to pick up on the double meaning of your words.

His hand inches further up your thigh until the tips of his fingers are just inches from reaching the hem of your mesh shorts. Without a thought, your legs are opening for him – giving him as much room as he needs to do whatever he wants.

Yoongi's grinning at your compliance, his lips are just inches for yours. He takes a moment to study your features. Lips shiny with grease, cheeks slightly flushed, eyes staring unfocused. A slow grin lifts the corners of his lips moments before he's leaning in closer.

Yoongi kisses you once as if he's testing the waters before diving in. Grip tightening on your thigh, pulling your body closer to his while he slowly moves his mouth over yours. Soft tongue slowly tracing over your lower lip and you're instantly opening up for him.

The groan that leaves his lips from the feeling of your wet muscles meeting as arousal rushing through your veins and pooling between your legs, fingers reaching to grasp the rough material of his pants for some type of grounding.

And he grins, teeth gently tugging at your lower lip as his hand slides up your thigh toward your waist. So sure he's fingers are about to sneak underneath your shirt, so you giddily wait for the contact. 

But it never comes. "Would you let the girl breathe, she just got here." Is what you hear.

Jimin, into the Upper House to change into something comfortable. And all too ready to scold his Hyung for trying something with you when it hasn't even been an hour. With a roll of those dark eyes of his, Yoongi is leaning down to press a soft kiss to your lips – much different from what he had initially planned.

Moment ruined, he's standing from his spot beside you. “I'm gonna go help Jin,” He announces to no one in particular, cheeks darkened with pink from having been caught. Yoongi talked a big game, but he was the most private out of the boys. Wasn't one for an unwarranted audience and preferred to have you to himself rather than sharing you.

“Tae's washing dishes if you're done with that.” He's jutting his chin out to point at your empty bowl on the island. As he speaks, he undoes the tie of his top letting it sag at his shoulders before he's shrugging it off. And you watch his fingers carefully, allowing your mind to wander to just how skilled he was with those fingers.

Playing the same notes for the past eight years on the piano wasn't the only thing he was good at. It's a moment before you register his words enough to stand to your feet, plucking your plate up and exiting the Upper House to find Taehyung.

Back to you as he scrubs the inside of the bowl, you watch as his hips sway to whatever song he's got going in his head. No idea that you're entering the kitchen or that you've arrived – just in his own world.

Taehyung looks handsome even from the back. 

His broad shoulders were still visible underneath the brown top that was just so him. He wore a pair of olive green shorts, giving you a perfect view of his strong legs and the way they flexed with the movement of his feet. Thoroughly riled up from Yoongi's interrupted touches from before, you're struck with a very mischievous thought.

Light steps are taken in Taehyung's direction, quickly setting your bowl in the sink before reaching your arms to wrap around his waist. Palms sneaking underneath the fabric of his shirt so you're able to touch his soft belly. You feel him still against you, taking a moment to put together that it's you back hugging him like this.

He's turning just enough so he can look down at you, a large smile spread across his lips as his eyes take in your face that looks brighter for some reason. “How long have you been there?” Tae tries to hug you back but gives up because of the awkward position.

“Not long,” You answer, nose pressed in the dip of his back after he's turned. Your lips place soft kisses against his covered back, the tips of his fingers brushing over the skin of his stomach. “I missed you.”

And you had. There was just something about Taehyung that drove you crazy with little to no effort. Had to be his aura. The way he carried himself. The unreadable expression that always decorated his features. How he was able to smile with his entire face, pulling large smiles on the lips of the people around him.

All of that and the simple fact of how well the boy could fuck. Of course, all of the guys knew how you make you feel good. All in their own ways, different and unique and still good. But Taehyung. Fuck, Kim Taehyung. A living Sex God, with a thick long cock that he knew how to use. Long fingers that could bring you to climax over and over again with very little time in between. And that mouth. God, that mouth. 

Porn stars would blush at the dirty things that came out of that boy's mouth.

Taehyung's eyebrow is lifting at the mindless way your fingers are dipping lower down his body, flinching just slightly when the tips of your fingers are grazing his quickly hardening cock. “That type of missed me, huh?” He's grinning, you can tell without having to see his face.

Head nodding slightly, you continue placing gentle kisses against his back – fingers drawing teasing lines over his cock through the fabric of his shorts. “Don't be a tease,” He hisses.

His wet, glove covered hand is wrapping around your wrist – forcing more of his cock underneath your palm. A soft moan falls from your lips at the feeling of it twitching with the new friction. Tae's hips rock slowly with the movement of your hand, half of his attention still on the dishes he washes.

And you pout. Want to turn his mind to mush like he's done to you many times before. Until the only thing he can think about is you and how you're making him feel. Fuck the dishes.

Even on your tiptoes, you're only able to reach the nape of his neck. But it's the first bit of bare skin you're able to press your lips against so you settle for it. Leaving open mouth kisses on it while your fingers slowly make their way underneath the waistband of his shorts.

Pleased to find he had decided to forego underwear, you're instantly met with the warmth of his shaft. A low cruse falling from his lips when your cool palm is wrapping around him. And you hold it there. Waiting to hear the scoff that falls from his lips as he starts to rock his hips again – his cock sliding through your grip easily.

The sound of his breathy groans fills the kitchen, egging you on. You can feel him growing harder in your hand and the slow drag of his hips is quickly driving you crazy until you're giving in to the tiny game you were playing and moving your hand.

“Oh, fuck.” Tae hisses, the dish he had been holding crashing into the sink as his fists reach to grip the edge of the sink. Voice gruff and it's usual deep, it has a wash of arousal flooding your body and fueling your movements. Free hand lifting to grasp his hipbone, holding him steady as you bring your hand up toward his tip.

A simple swipe of your thumb over his bulbous has a shiver running down his spine and a grin pulling on your lips. Strokes on his shaft speeding up as the sound of his breathy groans tickled your ears. Hips stuttering underneath your grasp in an attempt to take more than what you were willing to give him.

Always so greedy.

“Does it feel good?” Voice hushed where he can just barely hear.

Taehyung is quick to nod his head, though. “Your hand feels so good on me, Yn. Faster,” He whines, something that you're not quite used to hearing from him. Especially over a simple handjob.

He must've missed you a lot more than he was willing to admit.

And because your soul purpose is to give Taehyung any and everything he asks for, you're rubbing down on him quicker, squeezing him a bit harder. His cock twitches and jumps in your hold and you're fastened by the effect you have on him that your grip on his hip is loosening – allowing him to freely roll his hips upward.

A strong arm is reaching back while his body twists, large glove covered hand tangled in your hair to hold your head steady. For the first time, you're getting a good look at his face. Eyes blown and unfocused, his cheeks flushed and lips bitten. He looks so sexy staring at you as if it's taking all his restraint not to devour you.

The way he leans in, crashing his lips into yours for a sloppy hungry kiss only validates your thoughts. Grip tightening in your hair to hold your head still while his tongue tickles the roof of your mouth.

You try, desperately, to keep your focus on the movement of your hand. Letting him lick into your mouth and kissing him just as much as you can without completely losing your mind. Taehyung, like his six other teammates, worked really well with his mouth. In all ways.

He's nibbling on your lower lip, harsh breaths exiting his nostrils as your thumb runs over the underside of his cock. So close and you can tell from the now frantic roll of his hips. And you're more than ready to bring him there, loved watching him fall apart for you, because of you.

More than ready to have him explode in your palm so you can like it up when the sharp knock on the glass behind you is stilling your movements. Head turning to peak behind you, but Taehyung does stop his head tilting so he's able to suck wet hickeys into your warm skin.

Hoseok stands on the other side of the door, looking extremely impatient. You move to pull your hand from his pants, but Taehyung is quick to grasp your wrist. “Yn, I swear to God.” He speaks through gritted teeth and you're flashing a bright smile up at him.

“It's Hobi,” There's another knock on the glass, “He can't just stand out there,” Laughing, you manage to wiggle yourself out of Taehyung's grasp. He watches you with squinted eyes as you pull the door open for his Hyung.

Cued in on what had been keeping you, a teasing smirk plays on his lips. “What? You're just in here giving Taehyungie all the attention?” Both hands knit into your hair from underneath, slowly closing the space between you two.

“He's working hard in here,” You defend with a slight pout. Upon realizing he wasn't going to be getting off any time soon, Tae turns his attention back to the dishes. Scrubbing the gunk off with much for strength than needed, quiet grumbles leaving his lips.

“I worked hard too, cleaned up outside all by myself. What do I get?” Lips a mere inches from yours, all you'd have to do was lift up onto your tiptoes to feel their softness. “I saw Jiminie helping you.”

Hoseok is rolling his eyes at the slight detail. You're teasing him, he can tell from the way you're gripping his shirt in your fists. Like you're desperate to feel him but at the same time seeing how much you can hold back.

What you failed to realize was, he was much better at teasing than you. Without a second thought, he's leaning down to press his lips against yours. Kiss much different from Taehyung's. More controlled. More intense. Strong hands reach for your thighs, easily lifting your body off of the floor and setting you to sit on the countertop.

He's taking up space between your legs, large hands set on your thighs while he sucks your lower lip into his mouth. You can feel the smirk that plays on his lips from the sound of your moan. 

Hoseok responds by reaching back to give your ass a firm squeeze, pulling your body toward his. He's hard. You can feel it through the fabric of his neon shorts, but the moment you're angling your hips to feel more of him – he's pulling back. 

“Jimin should finish up, hm?” Recalling your earlier comment with a teasing glint in his eye. Planting a soft kiss to your lips, he backs away attention now on Namjoon who had entered with a bag of groceries. As if nothing had happened.

Body buzzing and senses fogged, you're left to wonder just how many times you'd be denied the release you craved.

The two men chatted amongst each other mindlessly, surveying the contents of the fully stalked fridge in front of them. Joon is pulling a bottle of coffee from the bunch, handing it over to you with a soft smile before twisting the cap on his own. You watch as he wraps his plump lips around the edge, Adam's apple bobbing as he swallows the liquid down.

Plopping down on the soft red cushion, you watch as Joon moves to offer Tae a sip of his drink. Which he's denying with a pout of his lips. From where you're sitting, you can see that his bulge has gone down a bit – but the foggy need for sexual release stays. You know the feeling. Had half the mind to get on your knees for him right then and there, not like either of them would complain.

They did share you, at times. And those were the times that you secretly hoped for each time you were being interrupted with one of them. But, all of them were so different from their interests and really liked the idea of being alone with you – it didn't happen as often as you'd like.

You could simply suggest it and no doubt they'd agree to the idea. Ready to do whatever you asked to fill your desire. But you liked the surprise of not knowing just when you'd be taking two cocks, or three, or maybe even four. All seven if the weather was right. The suspense had a great effect on you.

Jimin is entering the main house just as halfway through drinking your chilled coffee. Fully changed out of his hanbok, standing in a pair of loose-fitting black shorts and a white SAINT LAURENT tee. Dark hair floppy messily at the top of his head, evident that he's been running his fingers through it.

He looked good enough to eat and if he kept looking at you with those bedroom eyes, you were about to do just that. Beeline made in your direction, settling in the spot beside you. An innocent hand lands on your thigh and your brain short circuits, registering it as anything but.

Without a word, he's reaching for your bottle, taking a long sip from it before licking the drip from his lips. “Where's Kookie?” You ask, forcing your thoughts not to wander too much. And realizing you had yet to see that bunny smile of his, hear the cute way he say's 'Noona' as he wobbles in your direction.

The same age as Namjoon which made you older than Jimin, Taehyung, and Jungkook – yet Jungkook was the only one out of the three that actually referred to you as Noona. No matter how many times you'd tell him to speak comfortably with you, he'd refuse with blushed and a shake of his head.

The others believed he got off on it, the subtle reminder that you were older than him but he was still able to turn you to make you fall apart with the simple flex of his thigh. “You haven't seen him?” Hoseok speaks with his head inches deep in the fridge and you shake your head despite the fact he cannot see you.

“He’ll come running the moment he hears you're here,” Deciding that your drink is his now, Jimin stands from his spot beside you heading further into the house. Steps cut off by Jungkook turning the corner, as if on cue.

“What!?” A large grin on his lips as his sparkling eyes land on you. Soft hair bouncing as he skips over to you, leaning over the counter so you're face to face. Tattooed hand reaching forward to enclose the back of your neck, gently pulling you forward until your foreheads are touching. “You didn't tell me you were here, Noona.” Eyebrow arched and head tilted to the side.

You can barely see his face with how close you are to it, but there's no doubt that he looks attractive as hell right now in his attempt to be intimidating. Lower lip poking out in a slight plea, “I'm sorry, baby. I was asking about you, though.”

Jungkook only half listens to your words. Some space put between you and he takes advantage of that by allowing his eyes to take in your appearance greedily. Aware of the warmer temperature, you had decided a simple v-neck crop top would suffice. From this angle, he could see straight down your top. And he was doing very little to hide the fact that he was looking, respectfully.

“I'm sure you can think of some ways to make it up to me. Right, Noona?” Hand slipping from the back of your neck, the tips of his fingers brushing over the collar of your shirt. Lips suddenly dry, your tongue is jutting out to wet them. Thighs squeeze together instinctively at the promise his words held.

A contrast to his demeanor, Jungkook is placing a sweet kiss on your lips. One that lingers for a second shorter than you want, but the small smile on his lips upon pulling away is enough to make your heart melt.

All at once, he's releasing you and moving on to follow Jimin out of the kitchen. Taehyung is finishing up he dishes at the same moment, shaking his hands of the water droplets before wiping the excess onto his shorts.

Alone in the room with him again and you feel the atmosphere shift as soon as his eyes settle on you. Finally able to get a good look at you and taking in just how short your shorts are and how thin the material of your top is. But Taehyung is a gentleman when he wants to be. 

His hand rests on your back, the tips of his fingers brushing against the bare skin your shirt leaves exposed. “Want to go for a walk?” Teeth biting into his plump lower lip. Instantly, you're sliding from your seat head nodding at his words.

Taehyung's arms wrap around your waist, pulling your body into his chest and you just faintly see the grin on his face before you're being enveloped in his sweet scent. Guided steps are taken into the game room where Namjoon sits, a laugh leaving his lips at the weird way the two of you are walking.

“What are you making?”

“A boat,” Joon says with a wide smile, lifting the plastic boat to show you. Cutie. Impatient, Taehyung is pushing his hips forward into yours. Even through the layers and with the small fact that he's not exactly hard at the moment – you can still feel his bulge against your ass cheek.

But he doesn't stop there, slowly dragging his hips up so you can feel his entire length. A strangled gasp is leaving your lips that has Taehyung smirking, Namjoon too focused on whether or not he just broke his model, doesn't notice.

Arms tightening around your waist, Taehyung takes a step forward – urging you to do the same.

When Tae said he wanted to take you on a walk, he wasn't speaking in sexual innuendos. You had actually gone for a walk around the land. Hand in hand making comfortable chatter as you soaked in the nice weather.

Somehow, you managed to convince yourself that he hadn't been itching to get you alone to fuck you – but really just wanted to spend some time alone with you. It's sweet when you think about it. The gentle way he's talking to you about the nervousness that surrounds working on his new mixtape. His soft thumb brushing over your knuckles as you assure him that everything will turn out alright.

It's not until you're reaching the picnic table just a few feet from the water, is he wrapping his arm around your hips. Lifting you from the ground as if you weighed nothing and setting you down on the table.

Blunt nails lightly dragging over the back of your knees as he gently spreads your legs so he's able to stand in the middle of them. He's easily hooking your legs around his waist, ankles instantly locking to pull him closer to you. “You know what I want to do right now?” 

“What?” You humor him, even though you could probably guess. Arms lifting to wrap around his neck, head tilting to the side as a slight smirk plays on your lips. His mouth hovers over your ear, wet brushing over the shell of it as he speaks.

“Wanna taste that sweet little cunt. Bet you're already soaked from all the attention you've been getting.” To prove his point, Tae's fingers trail up between your thighs. Your body shudders as he drags a single digit over your slit through the fabric.

He wasn't wrong, had started to feel the heat pool between your legs when Yoongi first kissed you. Mind driving you insane with being able to be with them for this entire week. All of them. It was safe to say it had gotten to you in a very obvious way.

Not one to tease, Taehyung is using his long fingers to push both your shorts and panties to the side so his fingers can press against your bare skin. A surprised gasp leaving your lips with the nudge on your clit, hips bowing toward him. He grins.

“Gonna be a good girl for me?” He's a little breathless, but his fingers never falter. A single digit slipping past your folds and pushing through your walls. “Shit.” He chuckles at the enthusiastic way you nod your hand, tongue rolling over his lips before biting down. “Yeah? Gonna cum all sloppy on my tongue, baby? Let me hear you.”

At the end of his words, his thumb is pressing into your clit, rolling it around lazily as his finger moves slowly inside of you. “Y-yes-” Words breaking on a loud whine, he slows his fingers – waiting. “Wanna cum on your tongue, Tae... p-please.” Hips lifting to rock into his hand but he's pulling back, leaving you feeling empty.

It doesn't last long because he's quick with lifting your leg. Fingers wet with your arousal and wrapped around your thigh, bringing it up to his shoulder. Tae lowers himself to his knees in front of you, at the same time pushing the useless material aside before diving in.

Taehyung watches you through his long eyelashes while dragging his tongue along your folds. Always loved the way you looked when he was between your legs. The way you tried to keep your eyes open to watch him, biting your lip in an attempt to keep quiet, fingers tangling in his hair – holding him close. Hot.

Tongue dragging up to flick against your clit, Taehyung reaches for your other ankle. Lifting your leg over his shoulder so he's completely enclosed by your legs. Plush lips wrap around your bundle of nerves, sucking gently while he's pushing two fingers past your walls. 

“Oh! Tae, fuck...” Panting at this point, grip in his hair used to pull him tighter against you. His free hand reaching around to sneak underneath the hem of your shorts, palming your ass while pulling you closer. Fingers angled to brush against the sweet spot inside of you, loving the way you squirm underneath him.

Just faintly, you can see the outline of his hard cock through his shorts. Straining against the fabric begging for some attention. Having you spread out for him, hearing those pretty moans fall from your lips is enough to drive anyone mad. And it doesn't help that Tae's been waiting for this for weeks.

Sharp teeth nip at your clit just as he's pushing another finger inside of you. “Taehyung!” You're crying out, in half pleasure – but also a warning. If he continued like this you'd be cumming before even getting to feel him inside of you.

“Close, baby?” His words are delivered into your throbbing cunt, sending vibrations through your body that has your back arching. Fingers tightening in his hair as you grind your hips desperately into him.

So close you can practically taste it, no longer able to worry about not being able to feel him. Just chasing your release. A breathy chant of 'keep going' falling from your lips as you hold his head in place.

Heat spreads throughout your body, a dull ache starting in your core and spreading throughout your body. Walls clenched so tight around his fingers that it's almost hard for him to pull back, so he doesn't, instead pushes deeper – pressing all three fingers against your sweet spot. In that exact moment, his lips are wrapping around your clit, sucking harshly and you feel the band snap.

Body tightening and legs shaking as incoherent curses fall from your lips. Taehyung watches your pretty eyes roll back, head tipping too. And once he's sure you're at the peak of your climax, he's pulling his fingers from inside of you and standing to his feet. Quick with fishing his cock from inside his shorts, you just barely notice the absence before you're being filled again.

A drawn-out whine falls from your lips at the new stretch, a thick groan from his from the tight squeeze. The wetness from your release makes it easy for him to move, though and he's thankful – too eager to wait longer than a few seconds to have you.

Your fingers struggle to find something to grasp as he ruts against you in an almost brutal pace. Each snap of his hips pushing your body further up on the table, only for him to drag you back down toward him. Loud cries and incoherent sentences fall from your lips that you're sure anyone in a 50-mile radius could put together what the two of you are doing.

Taehyung loves it, though. It's like fuel to his ever-growing ego. Chants of his name falling from your pretty lips, nails clutching at the fabric of his shirt as you beg for him. Just the knowledge he's able to make someone like you, like this. Yeah, he loves it.

“Fuck. This greedy little cunt,” He nearly grunts, eyes flashing up to take in your fucked out expression. His thumb is easily finding your clit through the wet mess between your legs, rubbing it slowly. “You wanna cum again? All over my cock this time?”

A frantic bob of your head and a whiny 'please' is prompting him to reach for your hips. Easily, he's lifting your body from the table, securing your legs around his waist. His hips rut against yours with much more fervor in this standing position. And you attempt to meet his thrusts but you're so delirious that all you can manage is a lazy bounce.

Arms wrapped around his neck and face buried in the crook of his neck, your walls squeeze around him as you feel the pressure build in your stomach again. Sloppy, wet kisses sucked into his skin. Teeth scraping against the tanned flesh before you're crying out your orgasm, body shaking in his arms.

You're positive if it weren't for the rough grip he has on your ass, you'd be sprawled out on the floor from the power of it. Taehyung fucks you through the entire thing, not slowing down until he feels his own release approaching, just second after yours. Thighs tightening and thrust becoming sloppy while he pulls your body down tighter against his.

The feeling of his thick ropes of cum coating your insides has your senses waking up, that paired with the slow drag of his cock inside of you has your legs stiffening again. Hips rocking slowly against his as another tiny orgasm washes over you. So small Taehyung wouldn't have noticed it if he hadn't been paying attention – but of course, he was.

“Did you just cum again?” He says with a laugh, chest heaving as he tried to catch his breath. Lips sucked into your mouth to hide the sheepish grin that fought to take over your features. “It felt good... you cumming, inside.”

A triumphant grin takes over his features and he's leaning down to press a lingering kiss to your lips. “Let's keep it in then,” He's mumbling against your mouth and you're not sure what he means until he's pulling out – fingers quick to meet your entrance, pushing his cum back inside of you.

Body twitching with overstimulation, but you let him stuff you with his cum, not able to deny how hot it was. Especially the look of concentration on his face, careful not to miss a drop. Once he's satisfied, he's secured your shorts back in place patting his hand over your crotch playfully.

“You better keep it in there, too. Gonna fuck it out of you later,” He promises with a large grin, head tilting up to nibble at your jaw. He's got one hand resting on the curve of your ass, the other gripping your thigh. Zero plans to put you down any time soon, loving the way you're wrapped around him.

He'd stay like this with you forever if he wasn't for the distance shout he's hearing from the main house. Trying to ignore it and praying that you don't hear it, but as it grows louder your ears are perking up.

“Taehyung-ah!” It's Namjoon's voice and you're immediately pulling back when you register it. “Think Joon is looking for us,” You say through a giggle, the kisses he's leaving on your skin starting to tickle.

“He'll give up.” Tae murmurs, trailing a wet line of kisses down the length of your neck. And you almost agree with him, but you hear Namjoon call again and figure it would be best to just go see what he wants. So, despite Taehyung's reluctance, you're unwrapping your legs from around him.

“Or we can go see what's up.” Taehyung's changing his tune once he's realizing you weren't going to change yours.

His arm is easily sliding around your waist, pulling your body into his as the two of you make your way back into the main house. It's a little weird walking with his cum stuffed inside of you. Like a subtle heaviness between your legs that you just barely go without noticing. And if you moved too fast you could feel a bit of it start to trickle out, forcing you to pay much more attention to your movements than usual.

When the two of you are reaching the sliding door, it's locked. Your other six men are sat in the room, snickers falling from their lips with one look at your frazzled state and the fact that you're locked out.

“Ooh, what were you guys doing out there?” You can hear Hoseok's teasing tone through the glass. As if it weren't obvious. As if they didn't hear what you guys were doing out there.

Taehyung doesn't miss a beat, hand dropping down to grasp your ass. “Stuffed her full of my cum.” He says with a wide grin that has hollers of amusement falling from their lips. “Tae!” You're gasping, face heating up as you lift your arm to punch at his shoulder.

“What it's true?” Sparkling eyes turned to you, lips shaped in a soft pout that you'd lean up and kiss if you weren't sure it'd have a glob of his cum rolling down your leg.

Namjoon, your perfect little angel, is the one to pull the door open. And you're thanking him as you walk past, carefully taking the vacant spot beside Jungkook. “Do you really have cum in you, Noona?” He wonders. Eyes dark while a curious hand reaches to brush over the waistband of your shorts.

“Only a little bit,” Fingers lifting to just barely pinch your fingers together to show him. “Prove it,” He says with a tad bit of playfulness in his tone, tugging at your shorts just slightly. 

You have half the mind to do just that. The thought lingering in your mind long enough for both Hoseok and Yoongi to notice. Intrigued, Hobi waits to see if you'll actually do it – but Yoongi speaks up before the tension can grow any thicker.

“We're choosing rooms,” Changing the subject completely acting as if an eight-way orgy wasn't just on the table. “Oh, right!” Joon, who had been subtly watching to see if you take Kook's dare is all of a sudden the reason he had gathered everyone.

A few moments are granted for conversation to bounce around the room, choosing where they'll sleep for the next seven days. And once they've settled their arrangements, attention is back on you – but for an entirely different reason now.

“Noona can share the floating house with me,” Jungkook is saying with a wide grin, keying you in on the fact that this conversation had been going on a bit longer than you had been paying attention.

With a quick nod of your head, you're assuring the young boy that you'll share the room with him. “I figured I'd just bounce around? If you guys don't care.” Much easier that way, whoever wanted you to spend the night in the room – you would. But to keep things tidy, you'd keep your stuff in the floating house with Jungkook.

“Of course we don't care-” Jin starts, but his words are being cut off by Taehyung's haste. “My room first!” Hand raised in a cute schoolboy raised, the look that he pins you with washes all remnants of the word cute out of your mind, though. 

With a thick roll of his eyes, Namjoon's standing. “If she wants to. You choose, baby.” His attention now on you and the pet name has shivers running down your spine. There was just something about the way Joon called you 'baby' that had you keening.

He doesn't act on it, though. Not right now. And neither do you. One by one, they each break off to do their own thing until dinner time. You find yourself following Jin out to the dock after hearing he was going to fish for a little bit. You had gone on quite a few fishing trips with him, never did it but liked to keep him company when he went.

It's hard to ignore how at ease you feel here, with them. Not a single worry in mind in this secluded spot with your favorite guys. Where they're able to be themselves and be with you and be happy. Thankful that you were able to join them. And so ready to be apart of the memories this next week holds.

No matter how sticky.

- seven days in the forest spent with your seven boyfriends while they film their upcoming reality tv show. there’s no telling what the eight of you will get into when the cameras are off.

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[littlepadika]

Hii, love <3 could I please ask for Javi getting a call to please pick up his girlfriend from a party cause she is passed out drunk and throwing up?

Lmao this is so random but the idea came from me being in that state last night and asking my friends to call him??? I was that drunk, I thought he would actually just come 😭

omg nonnie!!!! You told your friends to call Javier Peña ahaha lmao iconic behavior 😂. I was worried when i got my wisdom teeth out that I would cry and rant about my love for Pedro or Frankie. I hope you are feeling okay this morning. Drinking lots of water!

Warnings: drunk shinanigans, drink responsibly folks hehe, early in a relationship

AN: I blacked out on my 21st and threw up behind a dumpster soooo don't look at me ahaha

At first Javi would be so concerned.

"Is this- Javier? I'm y/n's friend. Can you come pick her up? She's fucked up."

"Wait- is she okay? Is she hurt?"

"Uh yeah she's fine she's just asking for you-"

"Is that Javi? Javiiii!!!!" He can hear you giggling in the background of the phone call. "Don't tell Javi that I looooove him..." You slurred.

Javi's mouth twitched up in a smile. "I'm on my way. Just keep her awake. Text me the address."

Javi shows up ten minutes later and you're on a bench sprawled over your friend's laps.

"Javiiii" You sit up when you see him.

"Hi, hermosa. You and your friends had a bit too much fun I see."

"No-" You deny it. "I'm f-fine. I jus' wanted to see you." You cup his face. "I missed you sooo much Javi."

"Come on, sily girl, let's get you to bed." Javi picks you up easily bridal style and gets you into the passenger seat and buckled up. "Stay with me, hermosa. Don't close those eyes yet."

"You-you're s-sexy didja know that, Javi. I think about you allllll the time."

"Oh yeah?" Javi chuckled feeling his chest warm. Drunken confessions, but they were still true right?

He'd be holding your hand and talking to you the whole way home to keep you awake. If you puke, he'll hold your hair back and whisper soft comforting words.

"There you go... you'll feel better after I promise."

"Don't wanna..." You groaned. "Wanna sleep."

"I know, bebita. Just lean against me and I'll take care of you. We have to get it all out of your system. Then you can sleep."

In the morning he'd be right there with some Advil and water. honestly the whole thing was funny to him and he felt honored that you asked for him of all people.

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[mazuwii]

Eren Jaeger SFW Alphabet

Authors note: I hope this is feeding you guys because I am dragging this motivation by its hair😤

I was going to do Bertholdt next but I got a request for Miche so either of them will come out next😄

If you guys can’t comment (I’ve no idea how to turn replies on) Then I’m Lunology on wattpad, just comment on my aot scenarios book and I’ll post here! <3

—A (Affection, how affectionate is he?)

•Not the most lovey-dovey person in the entire cast, Eren is really shy when it comes to conveying his feelings for you. But when you both are alone, and he's comfortable with you he can hug you, or pinch your cheeks as a way of saying "You're so cute I could squish you into nothing."

•He has a very aggressive way of showing affection, like biting your cheek, kissing places with his hands clamping shut on them, it's difficult to get him to let go.

—B (Bestfriend, what would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

•Being best friends with Eren is a wild ride. You'd think he adopted you as a best friend being the loud, boisterous extrovert that he is yet you're the one always getting him out of trouble.

•He's loud, fun, spontaneous but incredibly annoying. My guy will SPAM you with useless TikTok videos, his entire fyp on your messages.

•But he's very funny too, he crops your faces on animated videos and it lowkey looks so shit that it's funny.

•As your best friend, Eren will fight anyone who even thinks about threatening you (lmao he can't fight) so you're just stuck with scolding him and disinfecting his bleeding lip💀

—C (Cuddling. Does he like to cuddle? How would he cuddle?)

•If he gets a random wave of gratitude he'd just randomly burst into your room and hug you, it would be sooo random. You're just playing a game and this guy hugs you but as a joke, he walks around the room while hugging you so the chair you're on walts around everywhere with him. Once you understand what this weirdo is doing you just burst out laughing with him because you both look dumb.

•Like the dude is just staring into space when he remembers that one time you slapped a teacher for him, or almost got yourself in trouble to give him something and he just goes: ƈ ͡ (ुŏ̥̥̥̥ ‸ ŏ̥̥̥̥) ु COME HERE Y/NNNNNN!!

•Eren is a pretty fun boyfriend, wouldn't just stick to a cuddle session, it would be more like... playing a game on the console with you sprawled out on his lap.

—D (Domestic. Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

•While Eren wants to tie a knot when it comes to you and him, having children never ever crosses his mind. It's just fun fun fun until you're twenty-eight and you're asking when he wants to have a mini Jaegar. He just looks a bit taken back because it isn't an easy job...

•And when it comes to cooking and cleaning, he's actually somewhat good at cleaning, never missing a spot with his aggressive wiping. However... I don't see him as a cooker if you get me💀 probably burnt his finger while boiling water and never tries again.

•If we're talking about domestic then yeah maybe, maybe he does have a nice husband in him. Not one that pretends there's a spider on you when you wake up... or nOt one that hogs the pillows.

—E (Ending, If he had to break up with his partner, how would he do it?)

•He felt as if he wasn't giving you enough and that other men could satisfy you. Eren would be too scared to face you when he breaks the news so he would leave a note and completely disappear from your life.

—F (Fiancé. How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

•Eren doesn't really put labels on things, at least, he says that... the guy calls you wifey even though you aren't married. Sure he may think about it for a few minutes but quickly shuts himself down since he's extremely shy when it comes to chatting about the two of you

•Eventually when he goes to all his friends' weddings, he gets jealous and decides he should put a ring on it LMAO, you can expect him to be incredibly flustered and even play it off with a 'cool' when you say yes. It's best you hug him so that you don't see how red his face turns.

•I'm just sayin' he's going all out for your wedding, it's so funny, he's so extra... why are their ten limousines? Men shooting guns upwards the moment you both kiss?! A fucking food fight-

—G  (Gentle. How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

•If we're talking about physically, he is not gentle and he doesn't even try to be. He sometimes accidentally hurts you but never misses a second to kiss the spot and over-apologise. But Eren would never think about hurting you on purpose unless it was a life or death situation.

•Emotionally, he's fragile and would love reassurance. Emotionally, towards you, he doesn't be careful, always giving you jump scares, purposely pranking you

—H (Hugs, do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

•For you, he loves aggressive hugs where it's breaking your bones and he just lifts you off the floor and violently shakes you around like he can't get enough of you.

•He loves loves loves loves LOVES hugs when you two are alone and treating you like your a happy huge dog, ruffling every single part of your body for no reason at all and rubbing you with a relaxing force...?

•Again, Eren is very shy so you'd have to start hugging him first for him to get used to it and eventually, he'll be the one knocking into your body for a bear hug

—I (I love you. How fast do they say the L-word?)

•Eren says I love you through the number of shits he gives (Not literally)... If he cares about you he worries a lot and checks up on you almost all the time so

•It would probably be at a time where he did something so risky and you got so scared that the moment you caught onto him you cried it out, he'd apologetically say it back and hug you, with meaning of course.

—J (How Jealous do they get? What do they do when they're jealous?)

•Coming from someone who tries her hardest to make this accurate, I can say Eren gets jealous to the  m a x

•At first he thinks to himself that you'd tell whoever it is flirting with you to fuck off but his pride shatters when he realises you didn't say anything and it doesn't sound like you will

•My guy either walks out in dismay and gets petty with you afterwards or he walks up to you and tells you the both of you have to go home before shooting a dirty look at the flirty dude or straight up telling him to piss off

•That may result in a physical fight 💀 that guy needs anger management classes...

—K (Kisses, what are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

•For Eren, I can say that he doesn't make out often but when he does he'll probably leave your lips bruised, he has an obsession with biting your lip at the wrong time💀 he's too rough on most occasions, it isn't fun... calm down Jaegar.

•Eren loves kissing your cheek, except he bites it and leaves a slobber of saliva on it. He thinks it's cute as fuck, he won't stop.

•As for where he likes being kissed... he likes feeling delicate and loved so he really enjoys it when you sweep his rapunzel ass hair aside and kiss the temple of his forehead

—M (Mornings, how are mornings spent with him)

•The blanket is probably completely off of him and his leg is resting on your hip. He's an animal so the guy wakes up at like...6am without an alarm- it isn't even a training day! It's a day off! And he still wakes up at that early time.

•A few morning exercises for an hour before he attempts to wake you up... violently.

•Listen! Eren likes making breakfast with you, it doesn't feel the same without you- it's defintely not because he has no idea how to work the gas and oven🌚

•He's very funny and social when he isn't hungry so mornings are pretty fun with him, cracking a few jokes while getting you dirty with pancake mix (he said he can't control where flour goes, this is why you don't get him to cook)

•And then after that, it's time to shower... idk you decide if you'll go in with him¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (Just sayin' his skin is very red afterwards, my guy uses cold water but scrubs so hard with the lufa-)

—N (Night, how are nights spent with him?)

•Like I said, Eren is like a dog, he spends his days using his full energy and he makes sure to use it all up so by 22:00 he should be knocked out.

•Eren isn't too bothered on cooking so you both probably just watch something before bed while eating take out

•afterwards it's a... really boiling hot shower, brush your teeth, have a conversation in bed for a while until you're both falling asleep at the sound of your voices.

•"Hah... loser... I can...- I can see you falling asleep *Jaegar yawn* first..." even though he's the one with the heavy, falling eyelids.

—O (Open, when would he start revealing things about himself? Did he say everything all at once? Or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

•Eren is very hesitant when it comes to being emotional, he thinks it isn't very masculine so you have to remove the toxic part away and reassure him millions of times that just because he cried, it doesn't make him girly.

•It would be an accident, he'd be trying to go stargazinh with you, you were resting on his arm and he was rambling and the subject suddenly got onto him. Without realising, he spilled everything right then and there... somehow without crying.

•The least you could do was hold on his hand and squeeze it gently... I doubt he's paying attention, he's probably scowling in memory.

•It's best you reassure him that nothing is his fault, nothing could have prevented what happened

—P (Patience, how easily angered are they?)

•He is very impatient to say the least, a control freak.

•When things don't go his way, he shouts, punches walls, scrunches up his hair but the moment there are tears in his eyes, everyone needs to leave the room

•oh ho ho HOOO you don't want to Eren to cry from anger, he turns into the silent kid with a glock in his bag... leave him for an hour and you'll come back to a fully destroyed room👁👄👁

—Q (Quizzes, how much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

•He remembers dumb small details, your favourite flowers, why you don't like public bathrooms, the reason you won't stop annoying his half brother 💀 (You wanna know Zeke's wiping technique... who doesn't?!)

•However he can't for the life of him, remember your doctors appointment or to pick up your medicine... he's halfway home and goes "Fuck-"

—R (Remember, what is his favourite moment in your relationship?)

•He and you go out on a lot of dates, but they're always wacky and messy. One of his favourites was when you both attacked Armin at the beach with water guns and then both Armin and Mikasa were both searching for you to get revenge

•You two hid behind a palm tree, giggling lowly with each other, aiming to attack your two oblivious friends but little did you both know, they heard your low confident remarks and lunged from behind the tree with two full buckets of freezing sea water dumped on you.

•He always remembers that day when he drifts off into a daydream and it always makes him smile

—S (Security, how protective are they? How would they protect you?)

•Trust me when I say... Eren would kill for you...

•So in conclusion, he is very protective and would not hesitate to take far measures to protect you. He's pretty much your ride or die

•While he doesn't show his protectiveness, he acts on it... if that makes sense? Listen, he's very protective but he's sneaky about it! I don't know how to describe it

—T (Try. How much effort would he put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

•Despite how immature he seems, Eren completes all tasks in his day. And he makes sure of it

•When it comes to dates, it's very random... more spontanous but it's always something like. "Oh by the way, we're going to a waterpark this Sunday." Orrr "Babe! Get ready, we're going to eat out with Armin and his girlfriend!"

•You have an hour and a half to get ready so I would call your relationship active 😭 not even sexually active just active.

•Eren can be thoughtful but you have to shove your interests in his face for him to know what you want. Cartoon posters? He catches you watching a lot of gravity falls, steven universe, AWOG, etc... and then anytime he sees stuff to do with that in shops, he gets it for you on the way.

—U (Ugly, what are some bad habits of his?)

•Like I said earlier, Eren has some... mild anger issues🌚

•Nothing can calm him down, unless you have Ackerman strength I doubt you can stop him. He has no idea how to deal with his emotions so it just bubbles up and then he sees an object and thinks 💡 this can take my shit load of anger

•The walls probably have a lot dents yk and calming him down is very difficult but to be thoughtful, you tried getting him a few things to help him deal with his stress properly

—V (Vanity, how concerned is he with his looks)

•Couldn't really give two shits about his appearance, my guy grew rapunzel ass hair and just tied it up because I doubt he's bothered to take care of it

•Sure he wouldn't mind you washing it for him and applying conditioner, in fact, he loves it.

•Eren doesn't care about his appearance and just throws on a hoodie and sweatpants most of the time. You have to choose the shit he wears when you go out on fancy occassions 💀

—W (Whole, would they feel incomplete without you?)

•Again, to Eren, you're his world and he'd do anything to make sure that world is safe and healthy so without you, who would he feel the need to protect?

•Okay MAYBE he doesn't like worrying but he just does so I guess that would be a good thing if you broke up but it isn't as worth it💀

•But ever since you've been his sunshine cheerleader, he can't imagine a morning without your whining ass voice, or fighting with you to the bathroom in the morning, jumping on your back out of nowhere

•You're everywhere in his head, of course he couldn't feel whole without you

—X (Xtra, a random headcannon for him)

•Anytime Eren loses at something(it could be a hobby or a game) he'd stop doing it. Just dropping the entire thing.

•Unless he feels competitive, that always fires him up to do better... so in a way, Jean motivates him to do things. Those two actually care for each other but they hate each other (not literally) they're like siblings!

•Sorry, am I making sense?💀

—Y (Yuck, what are some things they wouldn't like, either in general or in person?)

•First of all, my mans fucking hates chocolate, put it near him and he'll kick it or throw it against the nearest wall.

•Like Eren was such a good boi when he was little, eating everything his momma put on his plate, even the brussel sprouts he fucking despised.

•But chocolate is his last straw. Chocolate and peanut butter. It gets stuck to the roof of his mouth and he panics like a drama queen, fanning his face like a princess and washing his mouth with his heart POUNDING against his chest

—Zzz (What are some sleeping habits of his?)

•He sleeps pretty normally, when he turns he lets out a soft satisfied groan, which I'd say is ordinary

•As for his sleeping weight, I'd say he's a heavy sleeper, you'd need to shake him to wake him up, slap his face or something because when that sleep is BUSSIN he won't be WAKIN (bad joke sorry)

•And he's gaping. Shut his mouth please.

•His hands may accidentily fall on some places on your body, he places them everywhere. Like on your nose, on your belly

Authors note:

Have you guys noticed that I don't add the letter L🌚? *shocked noises*

Jaaaa that's because I don't wanna write about kids so forgive me lmao

I'M SO GLAD THIS IS FINISHED! I WANT TO ADD EVERY CHARACTER COS I FEEL SO BAAAAAD FOR NOT DOING A LOT OF YOUR REQUESTS!

Deadass my brain just went bye bye when it came to writing and I recharge by reading actual original work by published authors, it helps me get back on track

Bertholdt/Miche is next!

#Eren #eren fluff #eren sfw #eren yaeger aot #eren yaeger #eren jaeger #Ereh! #erehhhh #mikasa moment #eren x reader

[castielslostwings]

Hi robin! I started following jus on KoFi and noticed they had a link to your works fire and ice, deserted, and wild as real life books and they told me to reach out to you for the links. are you still offering those for order? Thank you💕

I’ve probably read through your entire ao3 work list and I love your writing style. I dont usually follow works in progress but couldn’t resist better than revenge. It’s so good! Love a little fluff omegaverse mafia

i thought i would answer this publicly since a lot of people are still asking! First of all, thank you sooo much for your kind words, and I'm so happy you're liking BTR!! <3 Another update will be there soon, I'm just working on a few other projects right now :-D

So--this is going to be a long-winded answer, and I'll start at the beginning. Basically, when I first put the books up, I kept the link private and had people DM me for access. I also made it clear over and over that they were set to at-cost and I was not making a profit. I also ran a whole-ass charity raffle that raised $600 for Random Acts and spent a bunch of my own money buying and mailing the raffle prizes.

If someone DMed to request the link who had no followers or was brand new, I even asked for references to try and assure they were well-intentioned. Seems excessive (I know many thought it was), but there's history in the Destiel fandom of OUR OWN (and even well-known fellow authors *cough*) leading takedown and hate campaigns (including lies and slander) over profitless printed fic.

Either way, consider that even WITH these precautions in place, the links were reported and my account got bombed. Yes, someone DMed me, pretended to be my friend, talked to me, and manipulated my feelings just to report the links. Love this fandom!

Fortunately, there weren't any consequences for me, and not wanting those haters to win, I made a new acct and put them all back up, but obviously, giving out the link isn't an option. I was doing individual orders for a bit (I created a quote, sent a SS, the person paypaled me, I put the order thru), but there was so much interest that i wound up spending several hours a DAY coordinating and submitting each individual order, often times for people who were...less than patient about it. Again, for no profit. I just couldn't keep it up.

I wish there was a safe way for me to distribute the link again, but I don't want my new account deleted, and clearly, these no-life-having losers can't just scroll by. I also am not going to do the thing where I provide access to the PDFs for people to upload themselves, as a google drive can just as easily be reported, and I'm not risking my entire Drive. I'm also not comfortable with sharing the HD cover artwork done by artists who are not me in a PDF that people could do any number of things with.

I'm thinking on it. The interest is still really high, so idk. Maybe i'll add a handling fee for my time, lmao. That would probably scare most people off, anyway. I guess if that's something anyone who still wants one would be OK with, my DMs are open.

Maybe I'll just CTRL+F the names and put them up on Amazon as original. Report that, bitches.

Just really sucks that crappy people get off on ruining things for everyone. Sorry to anyone who this affected :(

#wild #deserted #fire and ice #paperback #huggable copy #printed fic #fandom problems #fandom life #destiel #deancas #castiel

[speedstershipping-archivee]

HI THERE ! i was the anon asking if i could follow you with barry as a platonic f/o :-) im sending this ask too so you know im not some random non-selfshipper following you lol, and to let you know my selfship blog is zombieselfships !!

i got sooo excited seeing another dc/arrowverse selfshipper cause thats what im hyperfixating on rn, and even better youre with my best friend, so i just HAD to follow you!! :-D once again, i hope u have a good day/night! ☀️💖

DUUUDDDEEE YESSS IM STOKED ITS SO GOOD TO MEET ANOTHER AV SHIPPER !!!! I glanced over ur f/o list , we share a lot of fandoms actually , you have immaculate taste my friend 👌🏽 im literally always fixated on dc/arrowverse lmao so PLEASE feel free to rant to me abt it it would make my day ♡

#i see the legion of doom 😳 AND AD.RIA.N CHASE I LOVE PROMETH.EUS HES SO RAD #u got the villain taste (tm) /pos #anyways. its so cool youre besties with barry i am loving it :] he is in good hands #mailbox #mutuals tag #other cute ships 💞 #i am ONCE AGAIN saying i will come up with a mutual tag for you. promise