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#love that staff is in on this site’s jokes
minamishimada835 · 2 years
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I would much rather see trans women’s dicks out and them loudly proclaiming how much they love their rape fetishes than to see another fucking phrenology post from white supremacists.
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caterpillarinacave · 10 months
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No server can handle the request??? I get no fanfiction??? No content??? Your weakness keeps me from AO3??? Bad server! Jail! Jail for a thousand years!!!
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stonerzelda · 1 year
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Really funny that ive had more error popups/failed attempts to post or rb than ever before in the like 11 years ive been on this site yet thats coinciding with tumblrs attempt to stay relevant/spend a bunch of money marketing themselves with dumbass ads and promote merchandise they stole from their own userbase while also forcing us to look at their requests for our money for features when they never msde this site usable in the first got dam place
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damazcuz · 2 months
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I don't think people responding to the scrambled "uh oh, we got caught" Tumblr AI announcement with "just nightshade and glaze all the art you post guys! it's your own fault if you don't do that small step! It's ok we'll get through this!" are Getting It:
Everything has already been scraped, including the account you haven't been able to access since 2015. Yes even the private, locked sideblogs of all your old art. Did you glaze it? did you nightshade it? in 2015? can you log in and check? no? Opted in.
This also includes any writing, creative or otherwise, posted to Tumblr. Did you nightshade the poetry and fanfiction you posted to Tumblr on your old account in 2018? why not? not a plan-aheader huh? Opted in!
It's opt in by default and by design. People who left Tumblr ages ago will likely not hear about this and won't know to regain account access and opt out. People who have died won't be able to log in and opt out. People who deleted past accounts or sideblogs won't be able to log in and opt out. People whose content is reposted here from Pixiv or other external sources by unrelated third parties won't have any way to say "hey half of that blog is MY stuff. Opt ME out."
Sorry. They just have everything ever put on the site. And you didn't opt out in 2015 when you lost access to your login email, so it's included. This is on purpose because they don't WANT people to be able to opt out, they want people to stay opted in saying "well my art sucks so I'm poisoning the data model 👍" while posting jokes and creative writing, they WANT you to say "well I'm unaffected" and keep posting photos and text and stuff. Midjourney wants that and Tumblr wants to do anything it can to satisfy Midjourney and scrape some cash out of that deal.
I'm sorry because I love this place too, but genuinely the decisions being made here are business decisions being put into place by a company trying to squeeze the last drops of blood out of a stone. Tumblr is not your friend. Staff is not your friend. Automattic is not your friend. The CEO has hopefully PROVEN he is not anyone's friend. This is a business first and a product that they are selling, not to you and me, but to advertisers and partners. Tumblr will ensure that Tumblr users see their ads and supply them data.
Frankly I do not trust this company or this website and I cannot in good faith just believe that they're going to look at my opt out checkbox and say "okay! ^_^ we will remove everything Dama has ever said or done from our AI scrape. we promise to do it!" and then actually do it. They already have the data. They can just claim that whatever is produced through machine learning based in part off of my data is unrelated, came from other sources, etc. I do not have trust in this website. I don't see how anyone could at this point.
I feel like I'm watching a trainwreck from the inside and no one wants to get out of their seats and try hopping off into the safe grassy field. Wait, they say. Let's see if the train just climbs back onto the tracks, they say. The fire and explosions are all part of the process, they say. Eventually people will stop panicking or dying and it'll be a smooth ride, they say. Just look at how bright the horizon is.
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Hi everyone. I've been putting some thought into the best way to bring this up without making light of it, since this is a serious topic and this is a very unserious blog. I don't want to reblog a bunch of individual posts without context and explanations attached, but if I find posts that I feel are thorough and explain what is going on, I may reblog them. Here is a summary, for anyone completely unaware of what is happening:
A trans woman (Rita, URL was Predstrogen, now Cyprederone) has had her account falsely flagged as NSFW and banned multiple times as a result of a transmisogynistic harassment campaign against her. You may have seen people talking about how her transition timeline has been flagged mature content, multiple times.
Support have been unhelpful when it comes to the harassment, and dubiously helpful about restoring accounts until this latest event.
People reached out to Photomatt about the topic, who is the CEO of Tumblr. He decided to respond, claiming that Rita was personally harassing him and posting death threats about him. This does not line up with the official reason why Rita was banned, which was "sexually explicit materials". The "death threat" was a slapstick post about an exploding car full of hammers. Matt threatened to contact the police or FBI about the threat, used neutral pronouns for Rita despite being informed of her pronouns, and even referred to her as 'it' in one sentence. He referred to Rita as "pergstrogen" in one post, which may be a particularly unfortunate typo, but may also be an ableist slur. He also sent people direct messages about the topic. Matt denied any possibility of transmisogyny playing a part, and suggested that people who feel this site is not safe for trans women should just leave to a different site.
Rita has been banned for life. Several people criticising Matt for this have also been banned.
Please pay attention to this, read other posts about it, look at Photomatt's blog (archived as of 21/02) to see the way he has handled this and Cyprederone's blog to see Rita's statement.
Here are all of Photomatt's posts about the topic, please check the notes of them to see people's responses as well as people archiving his comments. Edit: These posts have been deleted. I'm unsure if there is an archive somewhere of the comments, but these links are now the webarchive links to these posts.
You gonna do anything or make any statement about the rampant transmisogyny on this hellsite (original post with they/them) (first edit with "the account") (second edit with she/her) (archive of most recent edit)
I love this site and I’m sorry so many people are determined to ruin it.
So, the terfs and neonazis are fine, but a trans women giving threatening you is where you draw the line?
You should really feel bad about how transphobic tumblr is
all you ever do is drop the ban hammer on trans women you don't like, while casually ignoring the harassment they face
can I report your beahviour, or?
it's been four hours and nothing you've said has made this decision look better
Why did you misgender her lmao
❤ (heart emoji) [I don't yet have an archive of this. Please reach out if you have an archive of this, although there wasn't much relevant in this post.]
I'm continuing to get harassment and death threats here
My Beliefs and Principles
Tweeting Rita's saved URLs
He is further arguing with people on Twitter.
[Edit] Staff have now made a PR statement about the topic.
Please give trans women your love and support, and remember that this is deeply serious transmisogyny, not just an excuse to joke about car hammer explosions.
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tinyidle · 7 months
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Vacay!teez and their Boyfriend Behavior
WARNING: suggestive fluff and smut (paragraph format), vague-yet-detailed nsfw descriptions, based on irl chuseok locations, fem reader, all fiction ofcofc
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𝚜𝚎𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚑𝚠𝚊 - 𝚝𝚑𝚎 "𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚘𝚋" 𝚋𝚘𝚢𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍
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he's such a romantic, he's even confirmed it. he'll be around you-- just breathing sometimes, not even doing anything too special-- and you'd fall in love with him like you did the moment you laid your eyes on him. he told you this first, actually, and that alone made you fall even harder for him. so when you both took a trip around jinju for chuseok, seeing the sites and all, you wondered which site was the best to see. there was a noteslip tunnel, an underwater aquarium, a beautiful tunnel, and even more; yet all you could see at the end was how amazing your boyfriend looked. he, being the sweetheart he is, made you feel 10x more precious. when a girl looked over to see your boyfriend's handsome face, he'd hold onto your waist and leaned unto you, making the girl effectively turn away. the same goes for guys, but for guys he got even more protective, as if you were fragile glass that could shatter the moment eyes that weren't his landed on him or you. when the night would end, he'd make the sweetest of love to you, giving praise after praise after praise. all this while you blushed and did your best not to doubt yourself aloud, or else you know you'd be fucked into thinking highly of yourself (which was often).
𝚑𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚓𝚘𝚘𝚗𝚐 - 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝚋𝚘𝚢𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍
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having been invited to paris fashion week earlier in the year, your boyfriend couldn't turn down olivier's two other invitations for the ss24 collection for women and men. balmain has been an inspiring brand for him, and he couldn't wait to show you the fitting that staff had aligned for him to try. with each piece he wore, you became more and more enamored with the way your boyfriend looked as he posed in front of the full-length parisian mirror in the traditionally-vintage styled hotel room. afterwards, when all staff were out the door and the eiffel tower was lit outside, you and he cuddled into the king size bed, excited for the days to come. balmain red carpet and presentation came and went, and you applauded and congratulated your balmain prince each time with a public hug and semi-public kiss on the cheek. in private, however, in order to truly reward him without further tiring out the male, you would give him three options: (1) give him a blowjob, (2) cockwarm him, or (3) ride him. he'd ask for all three, and you'd happily give it to him in the proper succession (1, 3, and 2). he came with a smile on his face every. single. time.
𝚢𝚞𝚗𝚑𝚘 - 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚝 𝚋𝚘𝚢𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍
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tokyo never had better weather than now, and he knew that. he planned a solo trip, he really did; he just didn't expect you to show up. when you found out your boyfriend was in the same area you were to visit distant family, you just had to meet him and show him the sites. he was estatic that you were able to show him around farther than what his manager knew, and whenever you both had free time, you'd recommend this place and that station to the next place while showing him around. he took tons of pictures-- alot with you-- and kept the really aesthetic ones for instagram. in days when he wanted to slow down and enjoy more without worrying about picture-taking and souvenir-collecting, you and he would simply hold hands and walk around in the park exclusively for private couples. he joked about getting a love motel, to which you turned red in the face and smacked his shoulder, but you both knew that when you'd get to his hotel you'd be doing a lot more than just "love". positions upon positions, riding, doggy, legs up and folded, side-by-side, sitting up in a lotus position, until you both were drenched with sweat and cum.
𝚠𝚘𝚘𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚐 - 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚟𝚎𝚕 𝚋𝚘𝚢𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍
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your boyfriend loves going places, even around his local street. so for him to be able to go to london for chuseok was an opportunity that he wouldn't miss. because you also wanted to go and had the opportunity, you begged to tag along with him, to which he obviously agreed. you guys went everywhere together: the park had moments filled with you two holding hands and enjoying the grass, feeling the vibe of the local cafes, walking the academia-esque streets, and geeking out at the harry potter museum. he may have bought way too many wands for his own good, but hey, they were for the memories and gifts. there were times when your boyfriend would be sneaky and tease you semi-publicly. for some reason he knew how to get you frustrated without anyone around. you'd warn him that you'd get him at the hotel, and he'd respond by cheekily sticking his tongue out. once at the comfort of a huge bed, you'd get your revenge pretty quickly. even though you got a good few orgasms from him, and in reality he should be tired, the male still had enough stamina to please you before calling it quits for the night.
𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚒 - 𝚝𝚑𝚎 "𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚕" 𝚋𝚘𝚢𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍
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it wasn't that he wanted to be completely lazy, but jeju was the city of relaxation. he needed it, and he needed you; put two and two together, and what do you get? you both have chuseok in the beautiful island area. he rented a beach hut, and the days were meant to be consisted of staring at the large sand stones and taking hikes here and there. you both spent time having from deep and meaningful conversations ('what's the point of living to pay taxes when taxes are made to help me live?') to very shallow and somewhat silly chats ('why can't money be printed at home?'). so many questions, so little answers. the area your boyfriend rented was devoid of any people, which made indecent acts very frequent amongst you two. exhibition would be the word, except that, with no human life outside, it'd mainly be considered semi-public sex. he ate you out on the swings, making himself dizzy, but making it memorable for the both of you. and skinny dipping was also a thing, even though it was mainly for harmless solo aquatic streaking and not to be frisky.
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mymoodwriting · 6 months
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Because You're Mine
Female!Reader x Werewolf!SKZ
Genre: A/B/O
Warning: Insomnia, Anxiety, Panic Attack, PTSD, Pheromones, ABO Dynamics, Mentions of Assault, Physical Assault, Restraints, Gags, Abuse, Physical Abuse, Verbal Abuse, Bullying
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Chapter One
(//Next) (@starillusion13)
Prompt: With omegas completely removed from society, they needed their own communities and institutions to grow. All your life you had lived and gone to school alongside your fellow omegas, and orphaned alphas. You had managed to keep yourself together, but now at the university level, keeping your secret had grown impossible. You had to face your fears and make friends with an alpha eventually, and now was the time.
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“Can you believe it!? Tomorrow is graduation…”
“… yay…”
“Could you be any more excited?”
You sighed, staring up at the blank ceiling. You had honestly been dreading this day for years now, but it finally caught up to you. Graduation should be something to celebrate, but it just meant things were going to get harder for you. It was the reason why you were still awake so late into the night. You were anxious about tomorrow, whereas your roommate and best friend Jisung was excited. Even if he was making a joke he knew what was on your mind.
“Y/n… after graduation we’re gonna be moved to a different campus, a bigger one, and there-”
“I know.”
“You’re gonna get found out sooner or later… you should tell someone so-”
“No. I’m fine.”
“Y/n… you can’t hide this forever…”
“You can’t tell anyone!”
“Y/n-”
“Promise me, Jisung.”
“I promise I won’t tell anyone… but I am worried about you…”
“I’ll be fine. I’ll figure something out.”
“Don’t forget I’m here for you.”
“I won’t. Thanks, Jisung.” 
“We should probably get some sleep though.” Jisung chuckled. “Big day tomorrow.”
“Yeah… good night, Jisung.”
“Good night, y/n.”
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Even if you only slept a few hours you still needed to be up early for graduation. You woke up before Jisung, letting him sleep in a bit more before getting him out of bed. Both your outfits were simple, but you still had to check in early at the ceremony site. It was kind of weird to have such a big celebration considering no one was here to see you. All the alphas and omegas here were orphans, never having known their parents. Besides faculty and staff, and the graduates themselves, no one else would be present. It made it feel like something was missing, but then again you just wanted this whole thing over with. After the long ceremony everyone was given a few hours to refresh and rest before the big party would begin. Of course you had no desire to attend, so you were just glad you could turn in early and enjoy a quiet night.
“Are you really not going?”
“It’s not her scene, Felix.” Jisung explained. “You gonna be alright?”
“Yup.” You smiled. “The whole dorm is gonna be quiet, so it’s like I have it all to myself.”
“That doesn’t sound bad at all. I’ll message you when I’m on my way back.”
“Cool. Now you two have fun.”
“Will do.”
Besides Jisung, you didn’t have many other friends. There was Felix who you knew pretty well, but he was more Jisung’s friend than yours. You were just fine with your mini circle of friends, although you weren’t sure how it would develop going forward. After graduation everyone got a week to just do as they pleased before the moving began. No one really had much to their name so when it came time to move it was fairly easy. You got lucky that Jisung was still your roommate, and you both loved the spacious upgrade to your dorm situation.
While in your high school years your dorm was pretty small, and for omegas only, the alphas had their own building. The school itself was also a decent size that could accommodate everyone that was there. For those couple years the alphas and omegas were separated with a few classes being co-ed. It would still be the same at the university level, but there was more of a choice. The alphas still had certain classes to take that were only for them, but omegas could pursue any type of knowledge by either taking omega only classes, or the co-ed ones.
The campus itself was also different. There were more students around in general. Those a year ahead of you, and also other incoming freshmen from other academies. It did feel a bit overwhelming, but you had a plan to make things easier for yourself. Besides the classes, there were some omega only spaces, and you’d be sticking to those. You wanted to pursue science and learn more about your world, whereas Jisung was excited to get into the arts. He was always very creative and passionate so you were excited to see where things went for him.
You took omega only classes, and afterwards you’d continue your studies in the library. There was an omegas only section there, and you always reserved a study room for yourself. On occasion Jisung and Felix would join you, having homework they needed to do. If you weren’t in class or at the library you’d simply go back to your dorm. There were plenty of omega only activities that you could participate in, but you preferred to keep for yourself. Although you were glad there was an arts class you and Jisung shared, Felix too.
“Y/n, you’re not looking too good.” Felix commented. “Are you okay?”
“Hm? I’m just tired, stayed up late last night studying.”
“Why did you choose science? It can be pretty hard.”
“Yeah but there are some questions I want to find answers for.”
“But aren’t the more advanced classes co-ed?” Jisung mentioned. “You’d only be able to go so far.”
“I know.”
“What does that mean?” Felix questioned.
“Nothing.” You assured. “I’m gonna head back to the dorm and catch up on some sleep. You guys can use my study room reservation if you need to.”
“Thanks.” Jisung smiled. “You get some sleep.”
“Will do. You two stay out of trouble.”
“No promises.”
When you got back to your dorm you put your bag down and dived into bed, snuggling the sheets. Luckily sleep came easy, so you got some good rest. You woke up a few hours later, checking the time and seeing you still had some daylight. You got out of bed to freshen up so you could do your assignments. While you were in the bathroom you heard the door unlocking, a bit surprised to hear that Jisung was back so soon. Usually he’d barely be getting out of a class at this time.
You stepped out to go greet him, and then the scent hit you. Jisung wasn’t at the door, it was an alpha. You quickly scrambled back to the bathroom and locked the door. You were already finding it difficult to breathe but you needed to calm down in order to hide yourself. You had no idea why an alpha was in your dorm, or how they got a key, but you didn’t care for it. All you wanted was for them to leave. You heard some rummaging around, and then things got quiet. You thought maybe they had left, but then you heard the bathroom door knob jiggle, followed by a knock.
“Are you okay in there?”
The voice was not Jisung at all, nor was it anyone you recognized. Of course it wasn’t anybody you knew, you didn’t socialize with alphas.
“I’m fine!” You stammered out. “Please… please leave…”
“Are you sure? You sound stressed and your scent-”
“Go away!”
You wanted to get away from the door and wound up tripping over the floor mat. You hit your head against the wall, reaching over to the wound and feeling the throbbing from the pain.
“Are you okay!”
Now the alpha was trying to open the door again with far greater urgency. Your vision was a bit blurry, but hearing the alpha try to break in shot your fear up to eleven. With the pain in your head, and the feeling of impending doom it was becoming very hard to breathe or focus. You screamed when you heard the alpha throwing themselves against the door. You were frozen in fear, starting to cry, and desperately hoping they’d hear your cries for them stop. It didn’t help though, and soon enough the door swung open. You couldn’t see the alpha through your tears, but they didn’t hesitate to approach you, even if you tried to push them away.
“Let me see. Are you hurt?”
The alpha pulled you into their arms and moved your hand away, examining your head. Thankfully you weren’t bleeding, but now that they were close they could smell the fear and panic on you.
“What’s wrong? Did someone-”
“Go away!”
You tried to push the alpha away from you again, but they only grabbed your hands which made you squirm all the more. You desperately tried to pull away but they kept their grasp firm, and only pulled you closer to them. They spoke softly to you, looking at you with sincere concern on their face.
“What’s wrong? Why are you crying?” The alpha asked. “It’s okay, you’re not bleeding. You’re not hurt, you’re just fine.”
You continued to scream and thrash, just wanting the alpha to leave you alone and go away but they weren’t listening. Instead they pulled you into their embrace and wrapped their arms around you, trying to sooth you.
“Deep breaths, it’s okay, everything’s going to be okay.”
You couldn’t get away from their scent now that your face was buried in their chest. They smelled nice, and you could definitely tell they were trying to calm you down but it was directly clashing with your desire to escape. You were still trying to fight, but their scent was getting to you, turning your screams into silent cries.
“There, there, you’re okay, you’re okay, I got you.”
“Y/N!”
Jisung returned to the dorm out of breath, looking around in a panic while calling your name. Soon enough he found you in the bathroom and his eyes went wide.
“Let her go, Chan!”
Without hesitation Jisung pulled Chan away from you, shoving him out of the bathroom and focusing his attention on you.
“Are you okay, y/n? Hey, can you hear me?”
“… jisung… is that… you…”
“Yeah, yeah, it’s me. Are you okay? I’m so sorry.”
“… jisung…”
You were still scared and out of it, your eyes were starting to tear up again. You could barely talk through your sobs.
“It’s okay, I’m here, it’s okay. Let’s get you out of these clothes and into a shower.”
Jisung got up to turn on the shower head, making sure the water was warm before putting you under it. He got you out of your shirt, and took off his own jacket, holding it out to you.
“Here. That’s my scent, just take a deep breath. You’re okay.”
“Jisung-”
“Get out!”
Jisung got up and pushed Chan away, shoving him out of the dorm. The other boy didn’t fight him, but was very confused over the situation.
“Jisung, what-”
“Get out before security realizes you’re here. And not a word of this to anyone!”
“What just happened!?”
“Nothing, now go.”
Jisung shut the door and took a breath before getting back to you. He found you with your face buried in his jacket, now completely soaked from the water. After a while he helped you out of the shower, drying you off with a towel and tossing your wet clothes in the corner. You leaned against him, resting your head on his chest, breathing in his scent and gradually calming down. You felt much better now.
“I’m sorry.” Jisung apologized. “It slipped my mind that you were in the dorm. I thought it’d be no problem to have Chan come and get something of his while I was in class. This is all my fault, I’m so sorry.”
“It’s fine… nothing bad happened…”
“I’ll talk to him, make sure-”
“It’s okay, Jisung. I’m glad you’ve made friends.”
“You can be mad at me, you know.”
“Why would I be mad?”
“I don’t know. I put you in danger…”
“It wasn’t your fault.” You assured. “How did you meet this alpha anyway?”
“Oh, we’re in the same class and share a couple interests. So we kind of hit it off from there.”
“Look at you, making friends.”
“Stop it.”
“Just saying. I’m happy for you.”
It took a bit but you were able to put the whole thing behind you and continue with your life. Jisung didn’t bring it up again, but he was a bit more cautious around you. The only difference was that every now and then you would see Chan around Jisung. You knew they were friends and nothing bad was gonna happen, but you still felt uneasy. Whenever Chan would notice you around you’d quickly avoid his gaze and hurry along with your business. Besides all that you didn’t think anything would come of the previous incident, but you were wrong.
“Ms. y/n?”
“Uh… yes… how can I help you?”
“The headmaster wants to see you.”
“Wa… what for…”
“Please come with us.”
After one of your classes two faculty members, along with a security guard, approached you. Just seeing them put you on edge, so the fact they were asking for you specifically made it worse. You had no choice in the matter but to go with them.
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“Jisung!”
Felix came running into the cafeteria, finding his friend at one of the tables. He interrupted the group conversation but he didn’t care. He took a moment to catch his breath before speaking.
“What’s up?”
“It’s y/n…” Felix breathed. “I saw her being escorted by faculty and security.”
“What!? Why!?”
“I don’t know, but she seemed scared.”
“Scared… what would-”
Jisung stopped in his tracks and looked over at Chan. The boy was silent, but a glint in his eyes told Jisung everything.
“What did you do!”
“There’s something going on with your friend and I’m trying to help.”
“You’ve done the opposite of help.” Jisung snapped. “Fuck!”
There was only one place you’d wind up. Jisung got up, leaving his things behind and bolting out of the cafeteria. Chan chased after him and caught up to him, holding him back.
“Where are you going?”
“None of your business!”
“Jisung, whatever’s going on isn’t good.”
“You don’t know anything!”
“All I know is that she was panicking for no reason and I wasn’t actually helping.”
“You have no idea.”
“Then explain it to me.”
“It’s not my story to tell, and it’s too late now. So let go!”
“You’re not gonna get her out of this.”
“I know that, but she’s also not gonna be able to speak for herself.”
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You nervously sat outside the headmaster’s office, fidgeting with your hands and shaking your leg. This could be nothing related to what you were thinking, but at the same time it could be. If that was the case, well, Jisung always told you that you’d get found out in the end. While thinking of him you suddenly heard your name called.
“Y/n!”
Jisung came running down the hall towards you. He was out of breath but still took your hand, pulling you onto your feet and into a hug.
“Are you okay?”
“I’m scared…”
“I know, I know, but everything’s gonna be okay.”
“Jisung…”
“Deep breaths. I’m here with you.”
Jisung took his jacket off and put it on your shoulders, pulling you into his arms. Just then the door to the headmasters office opened. The secretary asked for you to step in, but Jisung wasn’t going to let you go in alone. He kept a hold of your hand and pushed his way into the office with you.
“What’s going on?” Headmaster Shim asked. 
“I want to ask the same thing.” 
The headmaster raised a brow and Jisung quickly apologized. Even if he had the strength to stand up for you, the headmaster was still an alpha and held power over any omega.
“… sorry… I… I need to know why you called y/n here.”
“Why?”
“The matter may pertain to me. I’ve been her roommate since high school.”
“I see. This may pertain to you as well. Sit. Both of you.”
You both sat down in front of the headmaster’s desk, Jisung still holding your hand. You couldn’t make eye contact with the headmaster, and kept your head low. That way Jisung’s scent was right in your face and could keep you calm.
“Now. I received a report of unusual, and concerning, behavior in regards to y/n. I’m beginning to understand the reason for the report. So, which of you will explain?”
“That depends. You-”
“Mr… what was your name again?”
“Jisung. Han Jisung.”
“Mr. Jisung, you seem to know more about this incident than anyone else. I’m not happy with what I am seeing right now, and I need to know what is going on in order to fix it. So please, tell me what is going on.”
Jisung glanced over at you. He couldn’t imagine how you felt right now being so close to an alpha, but he could feel a slight tremble coming from your hand. He knew there was no hiding this anymore. For your sake he needed to speak the truth, no matter what happened. Jisung got up and pulled you into his arms again, softly rubbing your back.
“It’s okay, everything’s going to be okay.” Jisung took a breath. “Headmaster Shim.”
“Yes?”
“Y/n was assaulted her sophomore year of high school.”
“Excuse me?”
You buried your face into Jisung’s chest, trying to focus on his scent and not his words. You couldn’t help the tremble in your body, biting your lip to hold back tears. You thought you could forget that horrible night, but it always lingered in the back of your mind. You feared the day it would come to light as you had no idea what the consequences would be.
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“We told you to back off!”
You were always a loner that kept to herself. You only managed to make friends with your roommate Jisung, and were kinda friends with his friend, Felix. Besides that you stuck to yourself. You didn’t cause trouble, and you never wanted to, but it wound up finding you. There was this alpha in your class. Super pretty and very popular. He had both alphas and omegas fawning over him. You weren’t interested, but apparently he was interested in you. Because of that you had a target on your back
Just because alphas and omegas were meant to end up together, it wouldn’t stop them from dating one another while young. Even then one didn’t know what the future held. It made sense for omegas to fawn over alphas, but the opposite wasn’t so common, especially when it was an alpha crushing on an omega. What upset everyone the most is that you weren’t already crushing on the alpha, so the others felt like you didn’t deserve his affections. You only thought he was being nice to you, and you were grateful for that, but you didn’t think there was much else to his kindness. Although you’d soon learn it didn’t come with consequences.
You’d always stay late after classes to get your assignments done. So by the time you left the library the school would mostly be empty. After one of your study sessions you were making your way through the empty hall when you were suddenly attacked. A bag was placed over your head and you felt multiple hands grabbing you and dragging you away. You didn’t know what was happening, but you knew you were being taken down some stairs. Then you had your hands tied behind your back, and your legs tied together. The bag over your head never came off, but it was pulled up in order to gag you.
Once you were restrained things got quiet. You could hear multiple heartbeats around you, and some low whispers. Then you began to catch scents. You couldn’t identify anyone at the moment, but you knew that they were all alphas. You had never been afraid of alphas before, or saw them as greater than you, but this was seriously scaring you. After a long while you felt this crowd approach you, someone kicking you over onto your back. You moved over to be on your side but got shoved onto your back again, someone putting their foot on your chest to keep you still.
“You should’ve known better.”
“An alpha like that wouldn’t choose someone like you. So what did you do!”
“She’s just a desperate omega trying to get attention.”
“If you want the attention of an alpha there are plenty others to choose from.”
“So how are we gonna teach this omega a lesson?”
“I have an idea. Got this from the infirmary.” 
“What is it?”
“No idea, but it’s not meant for students.”
“Are you sure it won’t kill her?”
“Doubt it, but we can give her a little bit just to be safe.”
You started squirming again when you heard them talk about giving you something, but the pressure on your chest only got more severe. You already felt like you couldn’t breathe, and the panic you were feeling only made it worse. You felt the bag over your head being lifted up, followed by a pinch on your neck. You started desperately thrashing around to no avail, and soon enough you began to feel uncomfortable in your own skin. It started off gradually, like a fever, but it was soon becoming unbearable. You didn’t want to cry, but you were certainly screaming into the gag, desperate for anything to make this feeling go away.
You could hear laughter though. Everyone had stepped back to watch the show, to watch you suffer. After a while you stopped screaming and were just crying for help, but they all ignored you. Sometimes they’d step forward to kick you, wanting to see your reaction. Your head was spinning, and your body was tired from fighting the restraints. You were certain you were going to pass out soon enough, but they weren’t gonna let you go quietly. Now that you had calmed down they got closer, poking at you softly. Even if they were so close you couldn’t identify anyone, all you had was a mixing scent of alphas and no one else. They kept bothering you until you actually passed out, realizing you were no fun unconscious.
Even when you woke up later you had no idea how much time had passed. You were still in the dark, your body sore and aching all over. You couldn’t even bring yourself to cry or scream, everything having been rung out of you. In this situation you weren’t even sure if anyone would find you, or if the alphas that did this would drop a hint as to where you were. The thought of dying there crossed your mind, it was so grim, but you had no idea what those alphas were capable of doing. At some point you must have passed out again, but with the bag over your head it was hard to figure out if you were really awake or not.
“Y/n!”
You heard your name being called, and even though you were exhausted your body tensed up. You were trembling from fear, whimpering as well. When you felt a hand on you your body flinched.
“I’m sorry… just…”
You felt the bag come off your head and immediately shut your eyes. You needed a second to adjust to the light. Whoever was here helped you sit up, giving your arms a bit of a break. You slowly peeked your eyes open, coming to find a familiar face. You felt tears well up in your eyes, your body relaxing a bit as well.
“What happened to you…”
Jisung undid your arms and legs, getting the gag off you as well. Once you were free you started crying and Jisung gently pulled you into his arms. Breathing in his scent further put you at ease, and he just held you for however long you needed him to. You’d later find out it was the next morning. After missing two classes Jisung ditched the next to go looking for you. Everyone thought you were sick but he wasn’t buying it. After all, he was your roommate and knew you weren’t in the dorm. Not to mention when he went to sleep and woke up you weren’t there. He retraced your steps and followed your fading scent from outside the library, finding you in a wretched situation in the basement.
You were in no condition to be going to class, although you pleaded with Jisung to just get you back to the dorm instead of going to the infirmary. Despite his better judgment he did as you asked. Back at the dorm you took a cold shower, wanting to wash everything away. You broke down again and Jisung held you, doing his best to assure you that everything was going to be alright. When you were strong enough you told him what had happened to you. He wanted to go to the headmasters office now more than before but you didn’t want to make a big deal of this or get them in trouble. You sounded crazy to him, but you begged him to keep quiet.
Jisung kept your secret, but he also kept a closer eye on you. He didn’t leave you alone after that, and he could also see how you changed. You avoided the alphas from the class, all of them. You didn’t know who was responsible but the scent of an alpha alone would make you panic. Jisung was weary of all the alphas too, but he just focused on looking after you and getting through the rest of the year. Over time you were able to be like your old self, but he knew you’d never be the same again. You still avoided all the alphas, even the teachers. You were doing okay, but Jisung knew that the truth would get exposed one day.
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“Why wasn’t this reported earlier?”
To say that headmaster Shim was angry was an understatement. For a second Jisung tensed up from the shift in scent, but they quickly composed themselves.
“I… she didn’t… she didn’t want to get anyone in trouble…”
“The reason for the OCPD is to look after omegas. If any alpha were to go against that ideal then they are not fit to be agents.” Headmaster Shim took a breath. “I will gather a list of the alphas from your high school class and we’ll need to-”
“No.”
You were shaking your head, trembling in Jisung’s embrace. The incident may have been nearly three years ago but it felt like just yesterday for you.
“I’m overlooking the fact that you didn’t report this to me when it happened, but the guilty party can not go unpunished. Miss y/n here may not be the only victim to this type of cruel behavior. Not to mention a staff member from the infirmary failed to report a supply discrepancy. This goes beyond just the two of you.”
“I… I’m sorry…” You mumbled. “I’m sorry…”
“What happens then?” Jisung asked. “After you catch those responsible.”
“They’ll be removed from the institution and miss y/n needs to begin therapy.”
“Therapy?”
“She’s been trembling since she set foot in here because I’m an alpha. And her records show she avoids any interaction with alphas in general, not to mention her behavior in regards to the recent incident. You also need to explain that one. An alpha shouldn’t be in the omega dorm.”
“Right…”
“For now the priority is with miss y/n. We can have a separate conversation later.”
“Of course, but I don’t want y/n going through any of this alone.”
“I appreciate that, but you are also an omega like herself. Part of her therapy will involve reworking her relationship with an alpha. I’ll need to find someone to-”
“Chan…” You whispered.
“Huh?” Jisung questioned. “What did you say?”
“Chan… he… he’s okay…”
“What?”
“Is that your choice?” Headmaster Shim asked. “You’d like him to assist with your situation going forward?”
“… yes…”
“That’s good. It gives us a good starting point.”
“You want to hang out with Chan?” Jisung wondered. “Really?”
“He was nice…”
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Growing into the Job, Post 372: Gone Viral
At this point I’d watched the video, the twenty-second clip from Amelia’s Saturday-night stream that had gone absolutely viral, more times than I could count. The clip was everywhere now. My phone was broken but I still had my desktop computer, and the video player filled my screen.
MAN MAKES GIRLS GROW BY CUMMING!!!
 It still made my mouth gape, it still made my skin crawl, and as I sat in my office alone this Tuesday morning it made me deathly afraid. What the actual fuck is happening?!? What had I become involved in?!? What had been happening to my body and - what was I doing to theirs?!?
Josie’s breasts broke out of her top. 
It was a trick, had to be something with editing, or a really good animation, or something - right?!? People don’t just…grow! It was physically impossible! It broke so many fundamental laws of nature and physics and physiology. It had to be fake. Didn’t it?? And, of course, it wasn’t me that caused it. It couldn’t be!
Lakshmi’s ass ballooned. 
Someone - one of the girls, or some online perv - had obviously made this clip of Amelia’s live recording of me sitting on Melissa’s lap, on her couch, surrounded by girls in bikinis and pajamas and getting whacked off by Josie. They’d clipped it, done weird things to it, and posted it…everywhere. That was the only explanation, that it had been altered. But…no. Now that I thought about it, I remembered. Memories came flooding back. 
Katie’s feet grew and burst from her flip-flop sandals. 
And what was happening with Josie’s hair?!?
And Melissa…Melissa looked enormous!
Oh my god!!
As I relived it again - the first time, in fact, back in the breakroom after a few bites of that terrible scone this morning - the memories started to get clearer. The girls had grown, all around me, my female staff had burgeoned and swelled. They surrounded me pressing around into me on Saturday night right after my handjob in Josie’s grip. And, though it didn’t make it onto the clip’s audio, I now remembered Randi’s whispered voice in my ear: “Get ready little man, your girls are going to eat you alive.”
Again: Oh my god!!
Three million views! More! More than three million views this thing had already, just on GirlToob (this popular, rapidly growing new video platform filled with content “for a female audience”) and it was posted only two days ago! I watched it again, looping. 
There I was, naked as day (certain parts of my anatomy were pixelated out for modesty on some sites, like this one, but I was full Monty on many of the re-uploads) and spasming in climax like a rag doll. And then, as the camera left me and scanned the surrounding women all suddenly consumed in ecstasy, the growth began. Josie’s top, Lakshmi’s bottom, and Katie’s feet, they all got bigger. And, by god, they all got taller too, right after I’d obviously climaxed Yes, it was subtle, and maybe a trick, but the fact remained: I was now internet famous for making girls grow. 
Can one actually die from humiliation? Is there an ICD-13 code for End-Stage Shame? Because I had a terminal case of mortification that was currently making my blood ice water and I felt like I should just go hide under a rock for oh…I don't know…the next decade or so. 
I watched the loop again, still in stunned silence staring into my future and feeling the world close in all around me. Though I tried my best to deny it as trickery, part of me knew this was no joke. It was as if I’d realized this all before, sitting there that Saturday night, but only now had it actually become real. And it was very, very public. Had I been mad at Amelia for streaming this, on Saturday night? I don’t think I was. In fact, I’m pretty sure I didn’t even know it was happening at the time, but when the girls showed me the video early this morning I kind of freaked out a bit. They all just laughed as they watched my reaction.. 
“Aww! Don’t be so dramatic,” one of them had said. 
“It’s all good,” said another. 
“People love you,” they tried to tell me. 
“Here, look at these comments, there’s hundreds of them,” I was told, “one girl calls you a hunk!”
“Or this one: ‘He’s every girl’s dream’.”
‘I want to hug him like a teddy bear.’
I want to eat him for breakfast. 
Can I be next haha??
Though most of the commenters were women, men had chimed in too: ‘ugh the dude is supersimp’ and ‘fuck yes make them all biggger u fuck’ or ‘STOP JUST WATCHNG WE NEED TO STIP THIS’
GOOD LORD!! I was, suddenly, a pariah, a savior, an object of lust and envy all at once. Millions of people had seen this! My heart thrump-thummed in my chest as my skin prickled with ignominy and the anxiety that was coming on like a horde of locusts. It was eating everything! Did I need to go to the authorities? Did I need to go to the hospital to find out what was wrong with me? Or did I just need to commit myself to the psych ward and be done with it? 
I needed t-
A knock at my door.
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“Dr J?” came Aubrey’s voice, followed by Aubrey herself. Goddamnit even in my discomfit, my soul-panic, my eyes went to her tits. Jesus, her chest. Holy Christ her figure. This is Aubrey?!? Little Aubrey?!? She’d been six inches shorter - easily! - three months ago. If somehow I was responsible for all these changes to all these girls -  What have I done to her?!? She stepped in, closing the door to my office behind her, wearing a sensible - if overmatched - blue blouse, a mid-length skirt, and a look of concern. She was also carrying my ‘World’s Best Boss’ mug. 
“H-hey Aubrey, c-C-ome in,” I greeted her, hearing my voice crack again. It had been doing that more and more recently, especially in times of stress. I sounded like a pre-teen. I glanced at the white mug, which after a contrite thanks she offered to me. I hesitated. I remembered the cup the girls had poured me earlier; I hadn’t been able to stomach even a sip. “Is that my coffee?”
“No,” she said, a funny shiver to her voice, “I…I know you haven’t been drinking coffee, so…so I brought you this.”
I didn’t even notice her eyes watching me, studying my face as I accepted the mug and took a look at its contents. Jesus the mug felt heavy to me. And inside -  milk, of course it was milk. Melissa had been insistent we keep a gallon of both 2% and whole in the breakroom fridge now, in case I ever got thirsty, or hungry. It was - I had to admit - the easiest thing on my stomach these days. I was more than a little self-conscious that I’d become a milk-drinker and blushed a little here in front of Aubrey. The smell, though, cut through my perturbation. Wow, I guess I’m really craving this. It made sense: I hadn’t eaten much at all this morning. 
Aubrey continued to watch as I brought the mug to my lips and took a sip. Wow. It was delicious. Creamy, sweet, earthy. Maybe this is a new brand? And…
“You warmed it up?” I asked. It was warm, perfect. Like body temperature. 
“Oh, uh, yeah,” Aubrey answered, still sounding slightly nervous as she bit her lip, “in the, um, microwave? Is that okay?”
“Sure,” I answered, taking another sip, and then another. It caressed my mouth, slipped down my throat and immediately went to work filling my body with warmth and a new sense of something good, familiar. Holy crap this is great. I fought the urge to just gulp it down. “Thank you so much, Aubrey.” There was something different in my voice. I sounded calmer. 
“You’re welcome,” she answered. 
This, of course dear readers, was Katarina’s breastmilk. I didn’t know that at the time though, and somehow, in that moment I didn’t put the memory together, or recognize the taste. Again, my abilities to avoid the truth were Olympian. I’d drank of it over the weekend and this was the same thing, but goddammit as I sat at my desk my mind was if nothing else a fortress of denial. Subconsciously I refused to acknowledge it - but  I was drinking breastmilk.  
I looked up at Aubrey and instead of seeing a woman complicit in a plot to overthrow my authority here at the office, physically infantilize me into a cretin, and help herald in a new age of overwhelming female power, my eyes saw someone else. I saw a girl who cared about me, an employee who wanted my day to go well, and a budding friend. A daughter-figure in some respects, a cool younger protege in others. 
Christ I was so deluded!!!
But, no. Aubrey - all the girls, really - was all these things. Our little story here, if you haven’t figured it out by this point, is complicated. Good guys, bad guys, heroes and villains? It was all too convoluted for labels. What was I, for that matter? A culpable anti-hero working against my gender? A victim, a helpless simp? Was I the lead actor in a comedy, tragedy or reality-show from the most fucked-up universe ever? I don’t goddamn know, even now. But the fact of the matter is, at that moment in time - gazing up at Aubrey with my “World’s Best Boss” mug in my hand and my medical-records clerk’s breastmilk worming its way into me - I felt great. 
“What are you watching?” Aubrey asked, noticing that my screen was on, video player playing, looping. 
“Oh, yeah, this,” I said, taking another sip of warm, delicious  milk and turning the monitor towards her, “this is great. Wanna watch..?”
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mucho thanks to RiF for editing and guidance
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the-badger-mole · 5 months
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The Volunteer: Part 4
As the weeks drew on, Azula's attitude towards her mandated service hours didn't change. Mai, at the very least, managed to resign herself to the point of simply choosing to power through. She still complained, but kept it to before or after their shifts. Zuko, for his part, had begun driving himself. If Azula and her friends had bothered to ask why, he had been ready to say that he planned to go to the library after his shift to work on one project or another. None of them asked, though Zuko still made a point to not get home until a few hours after Azula.
Volunteering at Hama's Haven was becoming a bright spot in Zuko's week. Where his classmates had always held him apart, afraid of him and his family's reputation, the workers and volunteers at the Haven had embraced him. He had in-jokes with Due, and Kuyan gave him advice for his college applications. After the painting was done, Zuko was assigned to sorting through donations, where he was teamed with Haru and Ty Lee. He watched bemusedly as they flirted and got to know each other. It was a side of Ty Lee he hadn't seen before. Not that she hadn't been flirty- she had been an accomplished flirt since kindergarten- but it was much more affectionate with Haru. Zuko could tell she really liked him, and without Azula or Mai around to judge her, Ty Lee was a lot more confident about her feelings.
The biggest boon, though, was spending time with the Imiq siblings. Before, Katara had existed on Zuko's periphery. An over achiever who he often found himself in academic competition with, but who'd never actually bothered to get to know. Now, though, he understood why she was so popular at school. She was witty, charming, and on occasion, hilarious. She cared about the people at the Haven, and unlike Zuko, she really had voluntarily given up her time to serve them. She treated them like extended family, and the long time residents and the staff all treated her like their own in return. The children all clambered for her attention, and she made sure to divide her time equally among them all. She had an easy, friendly smile with everyone. Even Zuko had become a lucky frequent recipient. It was strange to think of Katara and Sokka and all of their friends as his friends now, but Zuko was glad now that Sokka had insisted on him joining them for lunch that first week.
"Hey, Splotchy!" Zuko groaned, biting back a smile as Katara bounced up to him.
"What do I have to pay you to stop calling me that?" He asked. Katara smirked at him.
"I'll stop calling you that when you stop making that funny face you make," she said. "What are you doing after this?"
"Nothing in particular," Zuko shrugged. He was sorting through a bag of recently donated winter clothes, dividing the ones that could be washed on site and the ones that needed dry cleaning. It wasn't difficult work, but Hakoda had told him to take his time so he could fill out his full shift.
"Great," Katara said. "Do you want to go for noodles?"
"Noodles?" Zuko looked up in surprise.
"I've been craving them all week," she told him. "But Sokka's got a date with Suki, Toph's out of town, and Aang has a big project due. I don't want to go to the restaurant alone. Do you want to come?"
"I-er...just-" Zuko stammered. Katara's brow drew down a bit.
"Do you not like noodles?"
"I-um...yeah," Zuko said. "I love noodles. Noodles are great! Um...sure, I'll join you."
"Great!" Katara beamed at him and Zuko felt his heart lodge in his throat. "I'll see you in a couple of hours. Do you mind driving?"
"Sure. I'll- I'll see you later." Katara smiled at Zuko and waved as she left. A sweater hung forgotten in Zuko's hands as he watched her go.
"Ahem!" Zuko jumped, and spun around to find Ty Lee and Haru peeking from around the corner with twin smug smirks on their faces.
"What?" he grumbled, sourly, resuming his task. Ty Lee and Haru slid up beside him and picked up clothes from the pile.
"Is it just me, or did Zuko just get asked on a date?" Ty Lee asked Haru.
"Sound like it to me," Haru said. He grinned at Zuko and nudged him with his elbow. "And just look at him blush. That's adorable!"
"It's not a date," Zuko snapped. "She didn't have anyone else to go with her." Haru shrugged.
"Maybe she's just in a different mood tonight," he said. "It's not out of the question that she just doesn't want to eat alone, but I've known Katara for years and she has never had a problem doing things alone."
"If it's worth anything," Ty Lee added, "I think you two would be really sweet together."
"It's not a date," Zuko insisted. Ty Lee shrugged.
"Okay," she relented. "But, I don't think you should rule it out altogether."
Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5
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If Digimon Had Tumblr
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🤖goin-ballistiac Follow
Hey guys so uh,, it turns out that @/donedevidan is an x-antiphobe, especially towards those who naturally carry it (screenshots under the cut)
Keep reading
😺guts-but-lion-x Follow
always hated that dude, guess I have another reason to hate him more
#dude was always a prick #and he loved making leomon dying jokes #those arent fucking funny #leomons dying arnt fucking funny
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👽s-n-a-t-c-h-e-d Follow
she evolved on my digi till I shinka
🥶️frostybirb Follow
bro wtf is this
👽s-n-a-t-c-h-e-d Follow
me trying to be funny😔
#i thought this webbed site would be easy #it isnt
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⚡️pulsingheart Follow
I think I'm going to evolve soon!
🦴️mean-and-green Follow
Runnermon is just Lighdramon but green and white
Go Bulkmon
🐺lycangaruthrope Follow
First of all, its Raidramon.
Second, whats wrong with Raidramon and Runnermon???
🦴️mean-and-green Follow
Oh of course the FRIENDSHIP WOLF DIGIMON is gonna vouch for the OTHER FRIENDSHIP WOLF DIGIMON
Bulkmon is so much more stronger than both digimon combined
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Strength isnt everything!!! But wrong tho, bulkmon is just some meaty digimon who is obviously compensating for something with those "muscles"
raidramon would def beat bulkmon anyways, so would runnermon
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Windows 98 trying run me without exploding
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🌺hydrangeavenom Follow
Can digiblr stop flagging my selfies as nsfw????
I SWEAR I dont have a "hydrussy"
It's just a mouth!!!
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🥬️snivelingsni Follow
honestly I've been deathly afraid of spider digimon for most of my life and idk why
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oh? why don't you come and meet with me so we discuss this fear further.
🥬️snivelingsni Follow
Sure! I really want to dig deep and see why I am so afraid of spiders
🥬️snivelingsni Follow
Good News! I now know why I'm afraid of spider digimon!
Bad News! I was almost eaten by a spider digimon today!
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❌alphaxxxxxx☑️☑️☑️ Follow
Fuck everyone on this hellsite
except you ouryumon
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you're cool
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THANKS FATHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#omg!!!! #he loves me!!!!!!
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👼the-top-angle☑️ Follow
Tamer forgot to take me to the toilet now there's shit on the floor
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Can't believe I serve this dude
#can i digivolve into an icedevimon #please yggdrasil
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just hatched😊
☯️silvertdao Follow
Arent you a little young for digiblr
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kys
☯️silvertdao Follow
nvm you fit right in perfectly
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👿donedevidan Follow
I hope every Appmon gets deleted
Fuck them useless mfs
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How tf are you still here??????
@digiblr-staff can you ban this bigot?????
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Fuck it, I'm tagging all of the staff's personal blogs cause this is ridiculous
@extra-extra-big-dragon @alphaxxxxxx @duftycat @do-the-wyvern @omega-delete @pinkknightfab @thegallantdukedom @useurcranium @the-bara-hero @i-am-not-jc @ultra-vvv @goldenarmorv @sixlegsandabow
staff, ban this asshole
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Dire Crowley Twisted Wonderland is in love with me fr - *gets dragged away to therapy with @snakevsnis*
Jokes aside I’ve been going down a Crowley merch rabbit hole, and I never actually saw all three of his Valentine’s Day messages until now \(//∇//)\ I put them in order by year, so 2021, 2022, and 2023. The 2021’s photo is unfortunately really hard to find, so thanks to @twstarchives for writing his message.
I’m adoring the implication of 2022 Crowley eating something that was NOT edible 🧎🧎🧎what in the world did we give to him that he mistook it for food?!? Is he truly like a crow in that he eats inedible things like garbage or carrion and can’t tell the difference in flavor? Σ(-᷅_-᷄๑) Not me trying to theorize from MERCH lmao (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵) It’s cute how he eats up our gifts in one sitting in both the 2022 and 2023 cards though! I like how he sounds more casual with us as time goes on 💞🐦‍⬛
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Anyway, the 2022 merch came with this, frankly quite ugly, rubber charm thing? The colors are quite…interesting. The 2023 card came with this cute macaron mirror, and I don’t believe the 2021 card came with anything at all. Interesting how the macaron has these dot designs that resembles Malleus’s green fireflies- ha, I jest. It probably just represents his sequined suit jacket…probably
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Moving on! I like using these photos a lot, so who could forget the iconic Crowley plushies 🤣🤣🤣they’re so goofy, I love it! I believe some of these were quite hard to come by, because he and the other staff members were regulated as prizes, but I’d appreciate a fact check! I wish I could have a Crowley plush…
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He also has this QPosket figurine, which was advertised alongside Cater Diamond and Trey Clover. It’s cute, but wouldn’t it be cool if Crowley and the other characters had those super fancy figures with cool props?! Think like those beautiful Cardcaptor Sakura figures- with their canon body types too. Hmm it would be expensive for both sides haha but I’d love it…imagine a Crowley figure surrounded by blot lol
Then there’s a-
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CHOCOLATE CROWLEY?!?
Despite the claims of it being a “chocolate egg,” I’m uncertain because some merch sites also say it’s a “toy”….I don’t want to be like Crowley and eat something that wasn’t edible LMAO. Do you think they molded his face under the mask?! 🤪🤪🤪 It must not be easy to sculpt just complex designs with chocolate…if I had this, I would want to preserve it forever but also take a bite out of his cheek 🫡
Edit: a commenter clarified that this is akin to a kinder surprise! -v-thanks @dlrecrowley !
Another Edit: Omg how coudl I forget these gorgeous necklaces!! Interesting how it was advertised alongside Grim 🤨🤨🤨 I’m surprised his eyes on the black mask weren’t a golden color, but his silver mask looks really pretty!
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He unfortunately doesn’t have a lot of merch but-
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NZNDNDNDJJXJXKSNSJDJNXNXNDNSSN WHAT?????? BDBXJXJJDHSHEDBF FEKKSKSSIJSBDBDHD
BXJXJDHDHDHSNASKIDXJHDDBBDHSHSBEBEABAHAHAHAHAHAHAXBHXHAHAAHAHAHAHAHS
THERE ARE CROWLEY RINGS?!?!?!? WITH HIS NAME ENGRAVED?!?!????!?!
I’m losing it but I’m trying to save face here, so…let’s just say if I don’t get proposed to with Crowley rings, I’m not accepting tbh 🫡
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keeperofseeds · 10 months
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Way back in the day (in ye olde 2012) the top tags were curated. I think there were curated tags for Comics, Photography, Artists, Poetry, Anime, and Film. Curators had a 3 ish month appointment and they tended to be working professionals related to the tag, or top creators (like gif set creators). They approved of posts related to the tag, and the 3 month appointment kept drama down. I remember I loved the Comics curated tag and I found a lot of people to follow from that tag. Because they were people who worked in the industry, they knew who the cool people were. And after three months there would be new curators who had different opinions and it was always fresh. Being a curator was aspirational, at least to me. I think it got discontinued when Verizon bought the site in 2013. I maintain that this was a really good feature and it’s a shame they stopped doing it.
If people new to the site are having a hard time finding people to follow, and having a hard time finding communities, it’s bc the current website makes it hard to find them. The problem isn’t the dashboard, it’s the tags. Currently, searching tags is a hellhole. And I realize, we all have different tastes and it’s not necessarily fair to reject someone from the tag (altho there were always other uncurated tags that people used back when this system was in place) But as it stands, search on this website is a joke. People have been complaining for years that most fandom related tags are full of bloat.
Currently, I think the initiatives to spotlight different artists and communities thru official tumblr staff blogs is a step in the right direction. New users and even old users should have ways to find the good stuff through the chaff.
The mainstream tumblr userbase has built a lot of distrust towards staff, I think for good reason, and I know that everything staff does generates criticism, even when staff is coming from a good place. The curated tags take some of the trust burden off of staff and into the community. It would make the website feel more like we had a stake in our own experiences here.
@staff @engineering @labs @wip
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I decided to ask around on all the fish/ocean blogs I follow: how do you learn more about the ocean?? I love the ocean and I really wanna learn more about my favorite sea creatures and beyond but I have no idea how to get started. Are there documentaries or shows your recommend? How do you go about doing research for fun (the American school system has failed me, go figure)? How do you even remember it all? I crave to learn but where I could possibly start is as vast as the ocean itself.
I am probably the least helpful source for this specifically haha
I don’t know as much about the ocean, I just love aquatic creatures! Most of my posts have very little facts or information about the animal themself because I truthfully don’t know much. I google the animal’s name and a few different key terms and check at least 6 different links (Typically 4-5 aquarium/conservation sites or scientific papers and then Wikipedia)
However, I am also from America, so maybe I can be a little helpful!
Most of my in depth information comes from talking with scientists, aquarium staff, and locals and/or fishermen on beaches. I like talking to people about things that they’re passionate about, and asking questions in person can help you quickly and easily get the answers you want. Plus people tend to be more interesting to listen to than a documentary or a scientific paper since they can make more jokes and/or give you little stories from real life about the subject. I adore the Georgia Aquarium, the staff there are amazing and the animals are incredible too!
For documentaries, I’ve watched the BBC’s Blue Planet a lot of times in my life. I also believe that there’s a scientific crew that do a livestream annually of various ocean life and provide commentary as they go. (The streams are Nautilus Live - you might have seen them if you’re familiar with the video of the shy dumbo octopus that hid in its tentacles.)
Last but not least: how I go about research for fun and remember it! It’s actually a little silly, but I actually used to make research slideshows about different animals when I bored and had time in class. I tend to do things like that—get interested in a topic and then go through different sources taking notes for really no reason other than that I want to.
It’s for that same reason that I can remember it, just that it’s interesting to me. When I enjoy learning about something, it sticks and doesn’t disappear. I have ADHD, though, so I can’t say if that’s good advice for someone without it.
I hope this was at least somewhat helpful! Sorry for rambles!
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Hi! Yes please. We want to know more about your hc about silly robo babies
A bunch of random tidbits about the skrimblos go! Not all are necessarily plot relevant just things I thought they'd vibe with and i don't feel like doodling rn
Looks to the Moon
Can chuck a spear with great precision
Is still trying to catch batflies with her bare hands (even the pups can do it and they're laughing at her!!!!!!)
When travelling with the scug colony she likes to help scout ahead to unknown areas
Takes alot of photos
She's more afraid of losing something in the water than the water itself
Cannot draw or write to save her life but can sing
Doesn't like darkness, gets antsy when travelling on moonless nights
Secretly on super high alert when she asks Pebbles to go on walks with her
Five Pebbles
One of those scary engineering kids that can draw straight lines and perfect circles traditionally
Sketches alot more and rarely colors
The one that helps Moon write poetry for Sliver
After canon, goes on expeditions to dig up more pearls and record old buildings, brings Suns along if the expedition site is too far on foot
Goes to his city to watch the sunset sometimes
'The dad and the cat he didn't want' energy
He does listen to Arti if she forces him to look away from his screens but pretends he hates it if someone is looking
Can't bring himself to look at Moon if she's struggling physically
No Significant Harassment
A fan of fidget toys, rubix cubes, puzzles, and tiny mechanisms
Definitely knits
His scarf is a little worn at the end from Hunter tugging at it alot but he never fixes it
Very interested in biology even if his branch is technological
Will literally wait for Moon's scug colony to pass by so he can go down and bury himself in cats
Seven Red Suns
Paints alot
Makes alot of knick knacks
Listen and talks alot with their citizens about their interests during the Ancients Era
They manually do species population control / culling in their territory
Extremely proficient with engineering purposed lifeforms
Cat parent, scugs love them, except for Arti, they gotta prove themselves lmao
Tunnel visions
Sometimes needs to be snapped out of the spooky mode, ya know that one yeah
Unparalleled Innocence
Only has a soft spot for her cats, her magnum opus
Will psychoanalyze anyone that talks to her
The 'I wonder what happens if-' kind of scientist
Has once cured herself of the rot
Almost never uses her security systems
Cannot fight physically
Gets off the string only to walk around in her can or city
Chasing Wind
Is also those scary engineering kids that can draw perfect lines and circles
Definitely a boomer but tries to be updated on current culture
The one that falls for deez nuts jokes
Will straight up chuck you out of his can if you dirty his robes
He likes diamonds but hoards other precious stones as well
Prefers not to get off the string
Sliver of Straw
Wanted to understand her people and why they wanted ascension
Is an empath
Her speech is heavily influenced by monks so she speaks with fancy grammar and metaphors
Unintentionally psychoanalyze people silently
Does nature watching when taking a break from work
Extremely professional when serving her religious duties, is a cinnamon roll when talking to other iterators
Sometimes Omen has to literally snap her out of serving as god
Wishful Omnipotence
Does scrying with the black glass ball on their staff
Really likes stars
Has dismantled 2 iterator cults
Thinks ascension is stupid but hearing Sliver talks about her people intrigues them
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error-was-here · 1 year
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Favorite kiss from you Pt2 ♥ (genshin x gender neutral reader)
AAAAAAA sorry for leaving you guys ,school just started and it’s going terrible so I’m just writing this now
Characters: Heizou ,Zhongli and Venti
Tw :mentions of death in Zhongli’s part ,but not as in as “someone dies” as in a death is “unstoppable“ way
but I do list where it is and where it stops
Pt1 :Amber and kaeya(won’t link because it gets rid of all activity for some reason)
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Heizou
This man loves any kiss from you ,but LISTEN ,if you go from kissing his neck to moving slowly to his chin and when your also calling him pet names?! It make him go hijhkhkjojmhljkhlhjjlhknlhjhohjljkjl ,ok? As in every time you do it ,he feels like he ascended to Celestia.
Scenario
You decided to go to your lovely boyfriend/husband work place ,because it was 9:45 pm and he should’ve already been home ,but you understand he might just be really busy with work ,but he should go to sleep if he doesn’t want to end up being so tired that he forgets how to be a detective
You hear a frustrated groan so you slowly open the door just a bit to peek ,to find a tired Heizou with bags under his eyes and writing scribbles on his notes
“Heizou? (Preferred pet name) ….. is everything ok?”
Heizou jumped a bit at your accidental jump scare
“Hm! Oh (____) it’s you ,sorry my partner” Heizou apologised
“It’s ok ,also please can you come home it’s nearly 10pm ,and I know how frustrating it is to work well being sleep deprived.”
“Ok ok my partner ,I will come home ,just let me finish this case first!”
You sigh then go behind him ,you put your head on his neck and try to pick him up
“Hmf! Love I said I was coming home ,let me just first finish this!”
“Nope ,it’s 10pm you’re coming home and sleeping with me”
“Partner ,please ,I have to really get my work done” pleaded Heizou
“Hmf you can do that tomorrow”
“(____) please-“ said Heizou before you just took him into your arms and started walking home
the staff were shocked to see a flustered Heizou being carried by a tired lover ,they thought it was probably best to ignore it
once you both finally get home to open the door to your house then to your shared bed ,you put Heizou down on and started blasting him with cuddles ,before you knew it
,you were blasting him with kisses starting at his collarbone going to his chin
As much as Heizou wished he could continue this for eternity ,but him being so sleepy lead him to falling asleep himself in the middle of this
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Zhongli
Had to give a hard thought on this but I think he would absolutely love a moment where you guys are in a position where you’re under his chin giving him peck kisses on his chest ,he loves it because you too are just so close in that position and-hyjihkihkjbknkhkgkkvk-
Scenario
Zhongli was sitting on Mt.Tianheng looking at all of Liyue ,with you ,his dear lover sitting next to him. If you had to admit ,it was a outstanding site and your so glad you’re experiencing this with your boyfriend/husband
He asked Director Hu if he could have a day off ,which in return probably told him one of those “Ok but don’t die hehe ” jokes ,as much as you like her energetic personality you cannot lie if you didn’t say she freaked you out the first time you met her
Tw :mentions of death (but not as in as “someone dies” as in a death is “unstoppable“ way)
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which now thinking about it ,the first time meeting her was on your first date with Zhongli ,she probably spotted Zhongli and went straight into his dictation
And as much as Zhongli does like that she understands that death is only natural and bond to happen ,but unlike Hu ,he realises that some people are more sensitive to the topic and doesn’t like when she makes others uncomfortable with it
so when he asks her to please stop she seems shocked until she realises that he is on a date and you’re heavily uncomfortable now so she apologised and left well Zhongli checked if you’re ok
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end of Tw
the 2 of you laugh at the memory as you both start to lay down on the picnic blanket as both of you were done with your food
When he pulls you into a hug well planting a kiss on your forehead ,which made you blush pretty lightly
as you get smothered in kisses you decided to aim and attack Zhongli with peck kisses on his chest
Zhongli was shocked and flustered at the same time ,but he loved you even more then he already did and enjoyed this moment to the fullest
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Venti
Apparently Arcons are hard to think about (WAIT NOT LIKE THAT-) but I have no idea on this one ,as in he loves pecks, slow loving kisses, regular ones ,he doesn’t have a favourite spot for you to kiss aswell ,because every spot is his favourite spot. As in his forehead ,lips ,chin ,cheeks ,hands ,feet- (joking with the last ok? Don’t start a war about feet fetish Venti pls)
Scenario
It was another Windblume festival and in Windblume festival the main tradition is to spend it with family or people who are close
so this year you are spending Windblume with Venti but sadly he was to leave for most of the day for his performance
Well you were selling wine and platters at discounted prices ,and it wasn’t surprising that a certain someone asked to have a boyfriend discount
and when you only took 1 mora off for the “boyfriend discount” he tried to haggle for it to be 0 mora ,you told him to leave
after all of that you and your lover Venti were under a tree drinking wine (or if you don’t like wine then something else) but you both were enjoying yourselves
then a very drunk Venti said in a very drunk almost mocking tone “As your Anemo Archon , Barbatos ,I demand some kisses” he pouts
You giggle slight at the comment “Hehe Venti I know there isn’t normally anyone around at this time but quiet down what if someone hears you?” you say well checking if anyone was there
“Well then ,they must think Barbatos is a pretty lucky Archon to have someone like you ehe!“ Venti says clearly flirting with you
“Also I still haven’t gotten my answer” he pouts
“Well ok ,since you ‘demand’ me of it guess I might as well” you push your lover against the tree ,roughly kissing him and once you’re done ,you see a very flustered bard
“Uh- Uhm Ahem- it was Delightful , thank you my love” Venti says stumbling on his words
the rest of the night he played you tunes and you didn’t mind if he made a mistake, because you both were having the time of your lifes
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Hope y’all enjoyed ,didn’t post for a while ,because work hasn’t even started and school’s already being stressful
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