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ssaalexblake · 2 years

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All other interpretations of Mr Hawkins suggesting Mina and Jonathan wed abroad are depressing (e.g. he expects Jonathan may die soon), So I have instead decided that he’s just being a good bro and trying to get them both laid in a way that reaches the moral standards of the times.

#dracula daily #dracula #spoilers #he deeply suspects that large victorian bloomers shall be flying either way so he's like #u know what babes get Married then the bloomers can fly off in a frenzy all they wish #yes i am joking

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caterpillarinacave · 10 months

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No server can handle the request??? I get no fanfiction??? No content??? Your weakness keeps me from AO3??? Bad server! Jail! Jail for a thousand years!!!

#MY CHILD???#COME BACK #yes i am joking #yes i know how servers work yes i know ao3 staff works hard adn i love them for it #best site around #ao3 #archive of our own #is it down just for me #also i can see individual fics #just not the homepage #so #could be me

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apocalypsesuite · 9 months

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not even kidding it would be extremely homophobic for good omens to not get a season 3

#yes i am joking #or am i #lmao #good omens #good omens 2 spoilers #good omens 2 #delete later

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meteorcrab · 1 year

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Shadow striker better be in earthspark at some point or I'll blow up hasbro hq

#bc apparently we have to say this #yes I am joking #🙄#147 hour ramble

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lazylittledragon · 3 months

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can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024

#ramble #if you say unalive in front of me i will personally kill you with my hands #you just can't muffle and censor and hold someone's hand through some things #some things are horrible. and they should be spoken aloud and they should upset you. because they are horrible #the second we started kidzbopifying the world was the end of taking anything seriously i think #i'm not even joking i've spoken to people older than me who won't even say the world sex #this isn't the playground you're not going to get in trouble just let us say the word!!!!!!#how am i supposed to listen to you when you won't even say the thing you're supposed to be talking about #yes this is the fault of the platforms with their censorship rules but the fact that we all just go along with it like it's not dystopian #you do know it doesn't stop with cursing right. people are already having to censor queer terms because they get flagged as inappropriate

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arunneronthird · 11 months

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i have v few regrets about making tim an insufferable music nerd

#u like joy division? name 5 of their albums #at this point yes i am self projecting yes i do own tims shirt and the unknown desires vinyl yes i do suck #dick grayson #tim drake #nightwing #red robin #robin #batman #my art #(the joy division thing is a joke cause they only have two albums)#dc comics #ladies. gentlemen. you have eaten well.

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live-from-flaturn · 1 year

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American Television after 5 years of pushing for queer representation: I hope you wanted unnecessary drama, angst with a maybe resolution, and three unfulfilling seasons of questionably written flirtation. And that all comes before anything is half-confirmed with a singular lukewarm kissing scene between two conventionally attractive, white bisexual women!

Thai Television .3 seconds after they figured out queer content is marketable: Did you want something kinky, soft, or stupid? Did you want cat ears? We’ve got cat ears! We’ve got safe/sane/consensual OR off-the-charts bad etiquette BDSM. We’ve got college students out the ass! As long as they’re an engineer or architect, choose your flavor. Do you want an age gap or classmates? Something for adults? Teens? Everyone was childhood besties, how about that??? This is a short order restaurant and I will flip you some gays like they’re hotcakes, just tell me what you want.

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pyralart · 6 months

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That's what happens when you cosplay a magic pilgrim...

First part - Previous part < >> Next Part

Philip might be a little attached to this outfit... just a little.. It's not like he kept it for 400 years...

You can find the pages as soon as they're done and some exclusive art on my Ko-fi!

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egophiliac · 8 months

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so on the subject of the "Crowley is secretly Revaan/Laverne/Levin/please Twst give us his name" theory, I think my feelings are best summed up as "I don't really buy it, but it's funny". like, in all seriousness, I'm not opposed to it; I have enjoyed the writing in Twst so far and I'm willing to trust that whatever happens will, you know, make sense and not be terrible. but I'm just not really convinced by the current evidence! maybe that'll change once we learn more, we'll see!

with that said, may I propose a few alternate theories about the possible Crowley/Revaan connection:

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #on this installment of things nobody asked but i'm going to talk about anyway #disclaimer that this is mostly a joke please don't get mad at me #(legit no shade to anyone) (speculation is one of the fun things about an ongoing fandom and you never know what'll turn out to be true!)#more seriously i do think there may be some connection that just isn't clear yet #but the more little breadcrumbs we get about what revaan was like the more i think crowley just doesn't act like him #i adore crowley don't get me wrong #(yes he's a dipshit. this is a feature not a bug.)#but like.#not to harp on the scene about lilia's nrc invitation (i am absolutely going to harp on it)#i do not believe that crowley would go through the trash to fish out the pieces and put them back together and save them #just because it was lilia's. just because lilia might want it again someday.#crowley can ✨yasashii✨ all he wants but we know what he's like #and i REALLY do not believe that lilia wouldn't recognize him. i didn't believe it before and i extra don't believe it now.#then again i do tend to be incredibly off about speculation so! who knows! i will trust the writing for now!#i do 100% believe that meleanor would fall in love with the world's biggest dumbass and then double down super hard. that part tracks.#that said i have decided that ambrose being revaan is actually the funnier option just because it would make crowley SO mad #it wouldn't make sense for him to be mad about it and that would just make him madder

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dear-ao3 · 3 months

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#yes I KNOW THAT SOME PARTS OF OREGON YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO PUMP GAS #I AM A JERSEY GIRL AND THIS IS FOR THE JERSEY GIRLS #respectfully i don’t care about oregon gas laws #not a tag #from saph #use live in generally #and jokes on me i voted yes accidentally and i can’t pump gas to save my life

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ssaalexblake · 9 months

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i don’t look up pre episode snw spoilers (i just look at gifs of it before i watch the episodes) but through random posts from other people that i’ve seen, i'm ignoring the pessimism and am gonna say that actually in the next episode Batel meets a Nice gorn who she likes more than Pike who isn’t being a snooty butthead about, of all things, wanting to go to a museum (generally considered cultured. Actually. That Loads of people want to go to museums is a good thing in general if more complicated than a blunt statement but i like to assume future utopia museums aren’t as fucked up as some of ours are today) and they become the Sarek and Amanda of Gornland.

#snw spoilers #snw #yes i am joking #and yes i know it was more than just the museum thing but either way he was still being a snooty dick #and she should have gotten to have a snide comment abt his holidays of choice #honestly idk if i think the pessimism is valid or not #they do not seem ignorant of the common ways tv treats women #???#not Nearly as bad as most things anyway #i thought the way they handled the la'an and kirk thing has been them #deliberately and consciously not falling into the trap where #it'd be about kirk #bc it's never been about him #he's just. there.#so idk #mostly i'm sad there's only one left

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yonpote · 12 days

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listen. i don't care if you don't ship phan. i don't care what you consider their relationship to be. i don't care if you think shipping real people is a little weird. this isn't about that. i don't give a fuck about that.

this is about dedication, not to dan and phil nor their relationship, but to The Bit. this is about reclamation of power. this is about no longer giving a Fuck.

is it cringe? is it weird? oh for sure, but who are dan and phil if not two cringe weirdos that are dedicated first and foremost to The Bit? put aside that feeling of being cringe, babes. you're on tumblr dot com. this is the cringe website. to be cringe is to unabashedly be your truest self.

be cringe, be free, tag phan at all costs.

#phan #is this a joke? yes #am i fully 100% serious about this? YES.#dan and phil #dnp #dan and phil games #daniel howell #amazingphil #danisnotonfire #phil lester #dan and phil crafts #this isnt abt phan this about what it represents ykwim

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allastoredeer · 2 months

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I don’t know why but I think it would be hilarious to see how Alastor and Lucifer would react to a reporter asking about their relationship in ur fic, since they would need to keep their facade and such.

Lucifer probably teaching Alastor how to act, since he has ‘more experience’ in romance, while Alastor reminds him that he has been dumped two times and doesn’t trust a single thing. That mental image is so priceless 😆😆

Also imagine a reporter going like “everyone in hell want to know who tops in bed?”, and lucifer almost proud goes “ofc it’s me”, meanwhile Alastor ace ass is confused as hell, cause he isn’t familiar with the term, but feels offended nonetheless lmao

Meanwhile vox is crying and eating ice cream in bed

Yes, Vox is watching this and he is crying, sobbing, on the floor.

Hehehehe Lucifer is going to have his work cut out for him in the fic, though. He's got more experience than Alastor does, and knows how to at least come off as being in a typical, allosexual relationship.

Alastor is sitting there, zoning out, because hhhhhhhhhh why does this require more effort than he thought it would.

Alastor: Let's pretend to be in a relationship

Alastor when he actually has to pretend to be in a relationship: