#mama why

[dreamofbecoming]

i love my mom to bits, she’s the best person i know, and despite her penchant for naturopathy and homeopathic medicine, she’s very pragmatic about scientific and medical consensus and also nearly as leftist as i am, but sometimes i want to shake her by the shoulders and be like hello!!! you know better!! what are you doing!!!

all this to say that she’s currently on a cruise with her best friend despite knowing that cruises are disease factories at the best of times and also that covid is extremely still a thing (she’s good about masking and only goes out when necessary still so i was shocked when she said she’d booked it) and now, inevitably, her best friend has covid and they’re both quarantined in their rooms on the ship and i’m just like ????? 🤦🏻😤🫥

#personal #mama why #you know better #i thought this was a stupid idea when she booked it and i was RIGHT #god if her bf dies of covid bc of this it’s going to be the worst thing imaginable #i’m actually so mad at both of them for going #i know they love to travel together and they’ve been feeling shitty and isolated the last few years #but a cruise was literally the worst possible option #you’re just packed in a box with a thousand strangers and no way out #it’s a recipe for communicable disease and we’re literally still in a plague #they’re both rational people i’m livid that they made this choice honestly #but i can’t tell my mom any of that rn bc she’s alone on a ship worrying about her best friend #so y’all get to hear my ranting

[missmitchieg]

So my mom just came to me and told me this whole long ass story of a cop who was married (to another cop) and had an affair with four separate other men (all of whom were also cops working at the same station) at the same time, hid her marriage to the husband from the other guys, the affairs and multiple pregnancies from all of them, and the husband 💀 guy #4 and now she and the husband are in Prison about it.

#first of all #mama why #second of all #WHY IS THAT LADY'S LIFE A TELENOVELA #WHAT. IN. THE. WORLD.

[strangepersonhere]

Being aroace is so cool, but so, so hard sometimes. Watching all the persons you hold dear finding *their* person. Grieving the idea of an allo relationship. Realizing that, maybe, somehow, you're the second choice fo everyone. Because friends are great, but **lovers** are the goal in our society.

Most of the time, i am sooo happy to be aroace. And then, when im alone in bed, at 3 am, i find myself crying by fear of being alone.

And I think it's normal. It's grieving a certain way of thinking. And it's hard, especially when you were raised this way, and that everyone keeps doubting your identity.

So yeah. Shout-out to all the aroace people, wanting a deeper connection, without wanting romantic love.

I love y'all

#asexuality #aromantic #aroace #asexual #let me just be sad #also im doing what i can. #im having a moment #nah but seriously #what a fucked up society #also why i am crying while watching mama mia ?

[coldbycrossfade]

MAN THAT REALLY COLORS THIS RESPONSE IN THIS CONVERSATION SO DIFFERENTLY FOR ME

#bg3 #like here my silly ass that doesn't know shit was thinking 'wow i'm actually surprised he's pretty chill with this' #JOKES ON ME I'M BOOBOO THE FOOL #IT'S P R O B A B L Y MORE LIKELY THAT HE JUST ASSUMES IT WON'T LAST AND HE HAS NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT #WOW............DAMN............GOT ME #CAUGHT ME SLIPPIN CAUSE I AM A LORE NOVICE HERE.................................... #like SURE you could ASSUME that astarion would be flippant about having multiple partners like why wouldn't the flirty one be that way righ #but no no no there's much to think about here i'm unpacking the fucking layers i can feel my mind peeling like an onion #woag mama #i'm not articulate today b/c brain fog but i hope that made any sense #and hey maybe I'M even making assumptions but calling it a 'harmless affair' just.....that hits different #astarion

[turtleblogatlast]

Imo the most impressive thing Leo’s done is hold this pose for as long as he did while covered head to toe in gold paint:

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt leo #rise leo #if you’ve ever had to wear body paint that stuff can be UNCOMFORTABLE #AND to hold that pose for so long - not moving a muscle even when they first started falling? #as humorous as this is it is no joke highly impressive #I also love the implication that they disguised Leo SO FAST that Big Mama JUST finished with item 1 #this is why Leo grows to become the worlds greatest ninja #bro’s dedication to subterfuge is godly #also #Leo 🤝 Mario: being painted gold and tricking the villainess into thinking you’re a statue #side note but in this same episode leo makes a comment about being betrayed by his brothers all the time in a happy tone #and I wonder if that’s part of where his love for epic betrayals comes from #or if his bros partially did those betrayals because they know he likes them #also also #nearly all of Leo’s absolute best moments are contained within episodes that feature either Hueso or especially Big Mama #and I find that interesting #ALSO also also #Karai and Big Mama both embody different aspects of Leo’s key character traits and in this essay I will- #side note but as I mentioned in the notes LEO WOULD BE SUCH A GOOD CHEERLEADER AND SPECIFICALLY A FLYER #bc here’s the thing he has literally all the marks of a good one - the main one being what he shows HERE #the ability to LOCK HIS POSITION #plus his affinity for showmanship like #AND his literal JOB AS A MASCOT??? #let my guy be a cheerleader plz #he and Mikey both would be so good at it

[multicolour-ink]

Someone pointed this out on twitter, but look at the parallels here!

Was it ever confirmed if their father is a twin?

Because if so, this just hits even more in the feels;

I imagine their father and uncle were so overjoyed that the twin gene still continued, and encouraged the boys to always treasure the irreplaceable bond they have ❤💚

#this doesn't really makes sense with an earlier scene where their dad accused mario of 'dragging his brother down' #why would he say that if he understands that particular bond? #anyway just some thoughts #this really hits in the feels #imagine papa mario and uncle mario (sorry can't remember who is who!) laughing and hugging with joy #the moment mama mario revealed she was having twins #super mario #mario #luigi #mario and luigi #uncle mario #papa mario #parallels #the super mario bros movie #super mario movie #mario movie #the super mario bros movie spoilers #super mario movie spoilers #mario movie spoilers #mario movie 2023 #twins #brothers #uncle arthur #(HA SEE I REMEMBERED HIS NAME!!!)

[megaawkwardhuman]

the gays™ can't have shit

#two characters talking about running activates my fight or flight mode at this point #mama mia HERE WE GO AGAIN *dramatic inhale* #what we do in the shadows #wwdits #our flag means death #ofmd #good omens #good omens spoilers #good omens 2 #good omens 2 spoilers #good omens s2 #good omens s2 spoilers #good omens season 2 #good omens season 2 spoilers #go #go spoilers #go2 #go2 spoilers #brought to you by ms paint #*dramatic inhaling* WHY CAN'T WE JUST STICK TO ONE GOOD OMENS SPOILER TAG!?!?!?! #OR LIKE THREE #anyway funny how the seasons line up like that lol #gonna go cry now byyyyyyyyyyyyyyye

[my-castles-crumbling]

Reblog if James Potter

#that’s it #that’s the post #why does he consume my every waking thought #marauders #harry potter #marauders era #fanfic #marauders fandom #harry potter marauders #the marauders #brainrot #marauders brainrot #james #james potter is the sun #james potter has tattoos #james potter is a simp #protective james potter #jealous james potter #james potter is a mama's boy #james potter

[jaysworlds]

hello mcr girlies. which mcr song is YOUR song i mean like 'this song gets me like no one else has ever got me this is the greatest piece of music ever to be created etc etc etc' the song no one understands like you understand.

i'll go first. mine is Summertime

#and i was at the one uk show they DIDNT play it cries. though tbf not the end of the world #i would have SOBBED #and smudged my cool eyeliner #anyway transsexuals you are NOT allowed to say mama. that is OUR song #(im kidding. pick whichever song lives rent free in your heart) #mcr #mcr summertime #my chemical romance #rb game #yes i did post this while listening to summertime and feeling like my heart was being ripped out of my chest. why do you ask #ALSO also if anyone else tags this with summertime either we have to fight to the death or make out sloppy style #those be the rules

[sky-is-the-limit]

I saw someone on tiktok call König a big dumb bitch and if you're on here, I wanna be besties.

Also, the best and only good thing about MW3:

#im the baby mama currently filled with that Gaz dick:* #oh no why is my ass up in the air #my pretty boy #gulp gulp till i need throat surgery #kyle gaz garrick #gaz #mw3 #cod mw3 #call of duty mw3 #kyle gaz garrick smut #gaz smut #kyle gaz garrick x reader #cod smut #cod #call of duty #task force 141 #cod 141 #141 x reader #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #captain price #könig

[toitlselfindulgenz]

Big reptile and a little baby guy

#rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #rottmnt casey jones #casey jones #casey jr #rottmnt raph #once again i cant find the medium tag so we ball #yeah i love drawing raph holding the baby why do you ask #junior's second safest place only bc his mama's arms are number one #au:dnd #surprise surprise this drawing that ppl seem to love was from an au of mine lol #if raph has the eyepatch and the scars its from the au just know that

[ohshinytrinketsmine]

Pit Babe Season 2

#pit babe the series #pit babe #pit babe season 2 #pit babe bl #pit babe s2 #charliebabe #charlie x babe #bl drama #bl series #bl shows #asian lgbtq dramas #thai bl #thai bl drama #thai drama #thai series #bl edits #bl gifs #babecharlie #babe x charlie #EEEEEEEEEE look at them #back at it with papa mama shenanigans again >.> #also WHY are the bringing back this dearly beloathed filter in s2... there's enough of it in s1. pls stop. #pit babe 2

[mossy-box]

Me drawing Big Mama? That’s new. (I thought making her plus sized would be fun <3)

#my art #rottmnt #rottmnt fanart #I decided making her plus sized would be fun #if you’re wondering why shes bigger lmao #it was for funsies #does a gay hand wave #anyways erm shes my wife #love her #I wish there was more art of her #Leo is there too #I was thinking abt how raph I’ve got nervous when she caught him in the hidden city most wanted thing so I put leo there being nervous #I need to draw big mama more often #tw smoking #I guess? #my stuff #my doodles #big mama rottmnt #rottmnt leo #leonardo hamato

[mamaspidershit]

Peter, bursting into the room: You two are having sex! Natasha, not looking up from her book: Really? Maria, why didn’t you tell me? I would have put my book down.

#idk why i find this so funny #peter parker #natasha romanoff #spider man #black widow #mama spider #blackhill #incorrect peter parker #incorrect natasha romanoff #incorrect mama spider #incorrect avengers #incorrect spiderman quotes

[beannary]

Sort of a sequel to this comic ive just been thinking so much about how Big Mama talks about Lou Jitsu to Donnie hnnnnnng

(pssst you can check out The Little Prince Separated AU here!)

#my art #tmnt #tmnt 2018 #2018 tmnt #tmnt 2k18 #2k18 tmnt #rottmnt #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt donatello #tmnt donnie #tmnt donatello #rottmnt big mama #tmnt big mama #big mama #tlp au #the little prince separated au #ive been in a major art slump recently #i just sakljdhfsad dont know what i want my art to look like at the moment #so im just like...never quite satistified with what i produce #but i know someone will like this! and that is why im posting it!

[turtleblogatlast]

Don’t think I ever quite said what my LGBTQ+ headcanons are for the boys, so these are my current thoughts! Always changing of course but this is what I feel most strongly right now.

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt headcanons #rise donnie #rise leo #rise mikey #rise raph #donnie and leo’s sexualities being practically swapped was unintentional but it works way too well #same with mikey and raph tbh it was a happy accident #anyway I kinda hc raph as the type who doesn’t care about physical appearance just if you fight lol #Mikey’s more than happy with friends and family #Donnie is a BIG romantic but he needs time to sus a person out fully before he gets the hots for them #leo meanwhile isn’t keen on romance unless it’s with someone he grows to really really REALLY trust #I could go on and probably will later (knowing me) but it is late and I am tired haha #turtle art tag #curious as to what everyone else headcanons #the only one of these I’ll defend forever is Bi (female-leaning) donnie and trans leo #all the others can change over time but I really like where they’re sitting right now #I hope these are the right flags too because it was kinda hard to find them #went looking for transmasc flag in particular but I couldn’t find a solid agreed upon version 😭 #ngl a big part of why I hc mikey as aro is because of a pun #my phone often misspells aromantic as aromatic and- and you get it- because aromatic herbs and- and Mikey is a chef do YOU GET IT #note that while I hc leo as bisexual (male-leaning) I still think he’s prob closer to demi in that as well just not as far into the spectrum #if that makes sense #headcanons are fun and hard to narrow down at the same time alas #I made this in like an hour can you tell djjdjd #I drew them all from memory so if there’s anything wrong…shhh #and if you’re wondering for April and Splinter #Both are Bisexual (female-leaning) but April is also Panromantic #I almost wanna make Splinter demiromantic too so Big Mama’s betrayal hits just a bit harder