Non-binary Jin Ling AU where Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji are in the Nie bunker asking the "spirit" all these questions with inquiry and it keeps answering "I don't know" to everything, so finally Wei Wuxian tells Lan Wangji to ask the spirit if they're male since "they have to know that at least" but instead of simply answering "yes" or "no" the "spirit" (Jin Ling) again responds with "I don't know..." 💛🤍💜🖤
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Whenever I try to imagine relationship between adult Jin Ling and Jiang Cheng, it's always JC going "boo-hoo, now that he's all grown up, he will fly away from the nest and forget all about me and leave my old bones to rot as things should be" and JL going "FINALLY. FINALLY IT'S MY TURN TO FUSS OVER YOU".
Something like this:
JL: When was the last time you touched grass? No. No, look me in the eyes. Answer the question. When was. The last time. You touched grass? Okay, I'm staying here and I'm not going anywhere until you touch grass. Go on, do it. No. No, don't you dare! Come on. Just a little bit, it's okay. There you go! Wasn't so bad, was it?
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JC (staying in the distance, holding hands to his mouth and shouting): IS IT ENOUGH BASKING IN THE SUN?????
JL (watching him from afar, also holding hands to his mouth and shouting): FORTY SECONS DOESN'T COUNT AS 'BASKING IN THE SUN'!!!
JC: FUCK!!!
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(Jiang Cheng and Jing Ling are enjoying dinner in silence, when suddenly--)
JL: Name three good things that happened to you recently.
JC: *grumbles*
JL: Come on.
JC: Uhh..... Okay, I..... Uuuuuuugh... I saw a cute dog yersteday!
JL: Oh, that's a good one. I'll count this for two.
JC: Aaaand I just named a good thing that counts for two?
JL: That's two plus zero. Think harder, uncle.
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JC: Sometimes I wish you flew away from the nest and left my old bones to rot.
JL: You should have thought about it before taking care of me.
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JL: From now on you will sleep at least six hours per night.
JC: No.
JL: It's either that or hugging Wei Wuxian next time you see him.
JC: Six hours is good, I can do that.
(Jiang Cheng turns Lotus Pier upside down to find a rat who keeps reporting to Jin Ling about his sleep schedule. He can't find that person. Of course he can't! They are ALL rats!)
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jc can't escape his fate of becoming a milf
“Sorry Jin Ling, he’s OUR uncle now”
He is irresistible to all, the platonic Mumcle energy is too strong even apart from him being a MILF
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lxc would be the type of guy to hear abt deez nutz jokes and proceed to approach young disciples and go "careful, you almost broke the rule of hopyu" and they'd go what's hopyu and he'd go "hopyu have a nice day lmaoo gottem"
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Not me currently trying to figure out how to write a Nie Huaisang x Jin Ling fanfic that makes in some weird way sense.
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The Untamed - Episode 11 - Episode 15
The woman had creamy skin and was rather beautiful, though her delicate features displayed some fierceness. The corners of her lips lay between a frown and a smile - she was a natural at sneering, just like Jiang Cheng. Her flowing purple robes wrapped around her thin waist. Both her face and her right hand, which rested on the hilt of her sword, were as cold as jade stone. A ring embellished with amethyst was worn on the index finger of her right hand.
Jiang Cheng smiled as he saw her, "Mom!"
The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation - Chapter 51- Courage- Part 1
Madam Yu stared at his face. Suddenly she embraced him and kissed his hair a few times. With him in her arms, she murmured, "Good boy."
She hugged him so tight that it seemed as if she wanted turn Jiang Cheng into a baby and stuff him back into her stomach, so that nobody could hurt him, nobody could tear them apart. Jiang Cheng had never been hugged by his mother like this, much less kissed. His head was buried in her chest but his eyes were wide open, not knowing what to do.
The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation- Chapter 58 - Poisons- Part 3
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