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ichigo-dream · 1 year

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Deeper Love

This is my first time ever posting a fic, especially one like this! I'd be grateful for any feedback or any other ideas you might have. Let me know what you think, or if you'd like a part 2! Enjoy xoxo - Ichigo 18+ only, Minors DNI, NSFW, Craic elements All rights reserved: do not translate, plagiarize, claim my writing or cross post it on any other platforms, leave my writing alone.

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The whole night had been a completely spontaneous decision on your part. Your friends had messaged into the group chat a couple of hours ago talking about going out-out and you told yourself that’d you’d go for a few drinks and a dance. A bit of craic.

Honestly, you’d really only planned on coming out for a dance and some fun, but then one drink (to pass yourself, you’d told yourself when you’d tapped your phone at the start of the night) turned into two turned into three into four, (it’s not your fault that a Jack and Coke was dirt cheap here, and that alcopops were 2 for a fiver) then your friends started doing shots and you couldn’t say no to Sambuca.

Needless to say, you knew that the second that you hit the cool air outside at the end of the night that your legs would give in and you’d tumble to the street, going down like a heap of shite. It frustrated you to no end that your body would give in but your mind would stay clear, walking like Bambi on ice with the clarity of a bitter pensioner.

But you’re not concerned with that. That’s hours away, a whole different day.

Because you have him.

Dabi, he says his name is when he pulls his fingers from your pussy, after sidling up behind you and dancing with you with a cheeky grin on his face, hands slipping to hide under your skirt, and sucks them into his mouth, azure eyes glowing under the strobe lights, eyes that glow the same colour as the bottle of blue WKD that you clutch in your hand.

Dabi. A beautiful name. Though, it took you a couple times to get the “B” sound – Bits and Pieces was blasting your eardrums apart, you can hardly be blamed for mishearing the B as a D. Plus, it wouldn’t be the first time that people whipped out kinks in public.

It’s not your birthday, so he must be Christmas cause he’s a gift waiting to be unwrapped.

He’s so much bigger than you and, after grinning up at him and seductively shouting into his ear, he pulls you towards the private rooms, arm securely around your waist and pulling you into his side, you realised that he was practically carrying you, the tips of your shoes grazing the floor occasionally.

Distantly, you hope the toes of your boots wouldn’t be scuffed. They were quite new.

You let him manhandle you into the backroom, and you reach up to place your hands on his shoulders, whining for him to lean down so you can put your arms around his neck and kiss him. He obliges, one hand coming up to rest behind your neck, the other grabbing your ass, and metal barred tongue pouring itself into your open mouth. He tastes like smoke and vodka, and you bite at the invading appendage, tugging at his lips with your teeth as your fingers, sticky with Sambuca, grab at his cheeks and press his jaw to open.

He growls into your mouth, all the more audible in the private room than on the dancefloor and through the echo of his open jaw. His hands come to rest on the meat of your thighs, lifting you like you were nothing and pushing you down onto the sofa, your little bag cast onto the floor as he paws at your clothing, the metal buckle that attaches your top to your skirt is superheated and melts after it refuses to yield under his hands.

Your top is left to rise up to your ribcage and the thin material is pushed up to your shoulder blades as he buries his face into your chest, biting at your tits and drawing your nipples into his scalding hot mouth, moaning wantonly as he did (Somewhere in the back of your head, or perhaps next door, Meghan the Stallion’s wisdom came to you like a revelation from God- That ain’t Dababy that’s my baby.)

You lean your head forward to nuzzle into his hair, smoke overwhelming you, and you wanted so badly to touch him. To see him. You loop your fingers around powdery black strands and yank his head up, meeting the fiery azure eyes that burned with indignation, a string of saliva falling from his spit slick lips, and you whine as the sight made your insides clench helplessly around nothing, pulling him forward to kiss you again.

He devours your mouth and neck, biting at the vulnerable flesh of your clavicle and tits, and you start a similar exploration, running your lips over his scarred neck, the metallic taste of the staples on your tongue making you wetter than you’d care to admit. Hands roving over his chest, you finger his nipple delicately before twisting it, being rewarded with a cut off groan and breathy chuckle into your ear, and his hips grinding down into the cradle of yours harshly.

Poor thing, you think, all trapped and desperate, as you reach down and grab his dick through his dark jeans. Unlike before, the noise he makes in your ear is long and low, rattling around your drunken skull like the song you could hear through the walls.

Fumbling with his buckle, he lets you pull his cock out of its confines, and you can’t help but giggle gleefully at how big it feels in your hand, the girth of it making you squirm and your mouth salivate. Fuck he was so hot, in more ways than one. You’d thought it was just the humidity of the club, but holding Dabi in your hand you realise that the guy was boiling. The thought of him inside you has you biting your lip and grinding down on him.

His fingers find their way home once more, pushing your panties aside and plundering you, playing with your labia before pressing in deep, not cruel but no hesitation.

“You’re soaking baby, that excited to get fucked by me huh?” He chuckles, as your hands came to grasp at his shoulders, moaning softly as his fingers fuck into you, curling and pressing into the right places.

All too soon, he’s pulling his fingers free, and you don’t hesitate to whine at the loss. He laughs breathily, pressing a deep kiss to your lips once more, letting out a soft moan that makes you feral,

“Don’t worry,” he says, pulling his slick soaked fingers from you and spitting on them, before wrapping them around his aching cock, hissing in pleasure, “I’ll take care of you sweetheart, just taking care of you, when you’ve been drinking, it’s always better to ease the way more than usual.”

He leans over you, caging you in with his arms, filling your vision, your head heady with his scent as he presses himself forward, cock pushing into you. He moans loudly in approval.

Dabi goes slow, a gentleman, but you can’t help but want to see him lose that cock-sure composure he has.

“Wait.” You whimper out, overwhelmed and achingly horny, body trembling. He stops suddenly, body going rigid and eyes pulling together in a frown.

“What is it? You okay?” His voice sounds strained, and you realise that stopping the guy when he was only a couple inches in and asking him to wait probably was an exercise in self-control he wasn’t expecting.

Still. He waits, as you decide that as much as you wanted Dabi to push your thighs up, bend you into a mating press and fuck you until your womb ached, you decide that that could wait for another night. Drunk you already decided that you’d keep him around.

You sit up, moaning quietly when he slips out of you, and you giggle quietly when you see his jaw tick in disappointment and annoyance. Though, it quickly turns to surprise as you press yourself over him, pushing him down onto this back and straddling him. Then, it turns to something absolutely filthy.

“You wanted to ride huh? Should’ve just said. Whatever my baby wants-“ His lecherous tone is replaced with a loud, drawn groan as you sink down onto his cock, biting your lip at the stretch. Fuck, he was a lot bigger than his fingers. As your hips flush with his, you hear your pelvis creak, hips spread wide over his thighs and hips. Again, at the sight of how much bigger he is than you, you feel your pussy clench, only this time it has something to satiate the ache, causing both of you to moan.

You set a steady rhythm, still unused to being speared open as you are. Dabi watches you with bright eyes, burning electric blue with lust, and his hands come to rest on your hips, his own matching the pace you’ve set.

Dabi’s eyes never waver from their raptured stare.

For a moment, you feel the confidence that had filled you leave you, self-conscious under his gaze, but then you do something with your hips and his mouth drops open, a whine cut off into a groan, and you remember that it wasn’t him who had picked you to fuck, it was you who picked him.

You pick up the pace, moaning shamelessly at the drag of his cock inside you, and he moans in turn, hands clenching and unclenching against your flesh. Your heart pounds when you realise just how hot those hands are and wonder just what he would do to you if you let him. One of them comes down to rub at your clit and you mewl in pleasure, gushing slick around him. Your mouth hangs open, body covered in a sheen, panting with exertion.

Still, you want to hear him, want to make him squeal. As you thrust down, grinding on his cock, making his eyes roll, you reach down and grasp his balls, squeezing them and relishing in the way it makes Dabi tense, powerful thighs shaking under you and hand shooting out to grab your forearm.

“Fuck, baby,” his eyes shining as he tries to sit up, though he falls backwards when you start your brutal pace once more, crying out,

“Fuck, Jesus, so good, feel so good.” He babbles and it makes liquid pleasure shoot up your spine, tears gathering in your eyes as you feel your pleasure building.

“Dabi, Dabi, Dabi,” His name falls from your mouth in a litany, and his fingers resume their assault on your clit, making the tension in your gut build and mount, “please, please, Dabi, please.”

“I’ve got you, fuck, cum for me, fucking cum baby.”

His ministrations are brutal, and the tension snaps. With a wail, you clench around him, gummy insides fluttering around and trying to milk his cock.

Dabi rears up, slick chest rubbing against your own as his hips began to piston into you brutally, moaning and crying out into your neck, as you sink your fingers into his hair and try to keep yourself grounded.

“Fuck baby, I’m gonna cum, squeezing me so fucking good, gonna fill you up, gonna paint your fucking pussy, shit, shit, shit, I’m-“ His teeth sink into your throat as he cries out, whining desperately as he came, hips stuttering as he fucks your sopping and oversensitive pussy through it.

Both of you clutch at each other through the aftershocks, and Dabi drags you down to rest on his heaving chest, his hand finding its home in your hair.

You look up at him, meeting his eyes, and smiling. He laugh then, leaning down to kiss you again, this time a bit sweeter than before.

“Fuckin’ amazing baby.” Dabi’s voice sounds thin and wrecked and it makes you satisfied to hear it. You hum in agreement, all too ready and happy to pass out on his chest, safe in his arms, but your world is interrupted when you hear the obnoxious, agitating, sound of your ringtone.

Groaning, you reach down to lift your bag up, making Dabi groan in turn.

Oh, you hadn’t realised he hadn’t pulled out.

You smile sheepishly at him, snorting at the pout on his face.

“Sorry, didn’t realise you’d left that there.” You say before you swipe to answer on your phone.

“What?”

“Bitch, where the fuck are you?”

“I’m at the toilet what the fuck?”

“Hurry up well.”

Sighing, you meet Dabi’s eyes once more and he smirks,

“Being summoned away? Who knows, I might just keep you.” To add emphasis to his words, his hands smooth possessively over your thighs.

You smile back at him, pushing his sweaty hair back off his forehead, choosing not to comment on the white roots showing through.

“You’d like that wouldn’t you.” You pat at the coat below you both, smiling when you feel a phone. Pulling it free, you type in your number before putting it back.

Dabi watches you keenly.

Whining quietly, you lift yourself off of him, being kind enough to put him back where you found him, secretly pleased that his jeans were ruined.

“Call me tomorrow, Dabi.” You say, standing and fixing your top and skirt, tutting at the melted buckle.

“Oh, so sure there’s gonna be a next time huh?” He says, sitting up on his hands, and smirking at you.

“Of course there will be. Uninterrupted” You say, smirking back, biting at your lip. “I want to suck your dick next time.” You watch his eyes darken, chest rising in lust, at both your comment, your promise, and at the sight of his cum already running down your thighs.

You swipe at a wayward drop and suck it into your mouth, pleased to see the animalistic look on his face.

“See you later, Dabi~” You say, winking at him and walking back into the crowd to meet your friends.

You weren’t at all surprised when barely an hour later he was texting you, already eager to know what time you were free tomorrow.

#mha dabi #mha #bnha #bnha dabi #dabi smut #dabi x reader #dabi imagine #todoroki touya

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theiconicmeghanmarkle · 2 years

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Wheel Of Fortune showing love for my three favorite Megs: Meghan Markle, Megan Thee Stallion and Megan Fox.

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cyarskaren52 · 3 months

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Good, next step, deportation back to Canada. He had three years to run his mouth and now it’s her turn.

And if he and his fans (which atp if you’re a fan of his then something’s wrong with you ijs) don’t like it then they should have convinced their boy to apologize to her sincerely and get some psychological help for his violent tendencies and his addiction to alcohol (there’s rehab, therapy, rage rooms). Or better yet maybe he shouldn’t go around beating up people let alone shooting at people

the crap that midget put her through, the psychological trauma that he caused because he couldn’t handle criticism , the fact he used bloggers to push out his lies and smear campaign against her, the fact he even used his own music to push it further (critics were so appalled that they refused to review it and radio stations refused to play it or stop playing it after one day ) … if I was her I would’ve done the same thing and let him have it. Of course I wasn’t shot by anyone but as someone who has been bullied if I would have let everyone who had wronged me and counted me out know that I might not have been the first nor the last person they messed with but in hindsight I was the wrong person to messed with

Run that mouth Meghan Thee Stallion!

#This whole case had me changing my opinions and views(at least for the moment)#celebrating the police and the system #being xenophobic towards Canadian people #posting stories with reader plus white celebrities with fluffy or smutty material #nearly being racist towards black men #saying that some of them nigcels deserved to be another hashtag #and backing the death penalty.#megan thee stallion #i’m not sad for her #i’m outraged #i’m just glad she’s in a better place now #those people can speak for themselves they know who they are #and they can go straight to hell #they will pay for their crimes #for sucking that abusers meat #Instagram #As always a loud and sincere fuck you to everyone who has doubted her and supported that Canadian cuntery who must not be named #She went through unnecessary trauma for two years #That’s unforgivable #Next level fuckery #That that type of ish that would lead to an episode of snapped or deadly women #once again #🖕🏿daystar Peterson #annnnn boom #just like that #may all who come against black women rot #Don’t fuck with black women #If you can’t love them then at least don’t harm them #can’t wait to see that sociopath locked up on August 7th.#can’t wait to see that sociopath locked up on august 7th

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scavenger98 · 1 year

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So the other day I was at work scooping cookies, Meghan Trainor comes on the radio, it’s not an unusual occurrence but the conversation leads to my boss (a reasonably nice white dude in his mid-late 50′s who I’m pretty sure has spent the last three decades baking and doing nothing else) asking if her and Megan Thee Stallion are the same person. classic older person trying to understand the younguns stuff. Except something inside me becomes irrationally pissed off. I don’t show it, I’m pretty repressed about that stuff, but it really takes me aback, because why the fuck would something that innocuous make me actual factual angery?

And then I remembered. That back in high school, when I heard “Dear Future Husband”, quite possibly the single Capital S Straightest pop song I have ever laid ears on, it filled me with such visceral disgust that even years later in college it had been an active force in the queering of my gender. Meghan Trainor literally pissed me off so hard that it eventually ended up making me realize I’m not a man.

And my boss had the absolute audacity to confuse her with the genius who gave us “Pussy like a wild fox / Looking for Sasuke”.

It all makes sense now.

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cyarsk52-20 · 8 months

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https://x.com/RealTeaWithTia/status/1702386414766236108?s=20

Breaking: Tory Lanez's Motion for Bail Denied, Will Serve 10-Year Sentence

Los Angeles, CA - Rapper Tory Lanez, whose legal name is Daystar Peterson, will continue to serve his 10-year prison sentence for the shooting of rapper Megan Thee Stallion, as his motion for bail was denied this week.

The Motion

Lanez's lawyers filed a new motion requesting Judge David V. Herriford to halt his prison sentence while the verdict of his case is appealed. They also requested permission for Lanez to live in the Los Angeles area with his wife and 6-year-old son. The motion was denied at a Thursday hearing in Los Angeles. "The motion will be denied and proceedings conclude," said Judge Herriford.

The Charges

In December, Lanez was found guilty of three felonies: assault with a semiautomatic firearm, having a loaded, unregistered firearm in a vehicle, and discharging a firearm with gross negligence. The charges left Megan Thee Stallion wounded with bullet fragments in her feet.

The Impact

The verdict has had a significant impact on the hip-hop community, raising issues such as the reluctance of Black victims to speak to police, gender politics in hip-hop, online toxicity, and the specific brand of misogyny Black women experience, known as misogynoir.

There are also several narratives floating around social media that suggest Tory may be innocent and why he may have been framed.

In an Instagram post shared two days after his sentencing, Lanez addressed his fanbase, stating, "I will never let no jail time eliminate me." He added that he has "always maintained my innocence and I always will."

Lanez was given about 10 months of credit for time he's served since his conviction. He vows to continue fighting, stating, "This is nothing but another moment where my back is against the wall and I refuse to stop fighting till I come out victorious."

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Meghan Cuniff singlehandedly switched the public narrative and smear campaign against Megan Thee Stallion by literally going to the courthouse and securing records and being a JOURNALIST.

And he is seething

Never forget that none of this would have ever happened if he had kept his mouth shut and taken responsibility for his actions and not treated Meg horribly for three years

But never mind that he wouldn’t be in prison rn if he never shot her in the first place

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therobishow · 8 months

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There's this book I read as a kid. I don't remember what it was called and I don't remember the author.

It was about this princess who had long, curly red hair. I don't remember her name. She had three older sisters, two of which were twins. She was being tutored by the eldest's love interest. I don't remember why, but her family got put under a curse, and her eldest sister turned into a weeping willow tree and the twins into swans. So she had to run away, and she cut her hair to pretend to be a boy. And there was a girl named Megan or Meghan with her (the only character whose name I remember), and Meg(h)an had blonde hair that was slowly turning black because she was infected with evil raven magic. I don't remember how it ends.

Anyway, it's not so much that I want to read it again but more that it bothers me immensely that I can't remember what book it was.

I tried to look up what book this could be. There are endless books about older brothers being turned into swans, but I couldn't find anything where it happens to older sisters. The tree one got me a lot of recommendations for parks and botanical gardens. And the hair search returned a bunch of articles about Megan Thee Stallion.

So I have no idea what book this could be.

But I did find a website that might be able to help you out

#asks #answered #literature #books

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bblackamethystt · 2 years

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If you can look at this, if you can read this, all which has proven to be real evidence, and still say you are HAPPY for Depp... you can't say you will stand with Melissa and with anyone who is being called a liar. Why? 12 out of 14 things Amber said were proven to be true, only 2 THINGS were "lies"...

If Marilyn Manson, if Blake Jenner sue Evan Rachel Wood and Melissa Benoist, they will also be called liars, maybe some of their testimonies will be called lies, and what will you do when that happens? Will you also turn your back on them? Will you be HAPPY that their abusers won the cases? Will you be happy that they lose their right to speak about what they suffered in search to share with other victims and encourage them to speak up?

You this this will give male victims the courage to speak up? This entire trial is only giving abusers the power to keep anusing their victims, you have a lot of abusers in the USA (pro ably the world) saying they are being treated like Johnny Depp. This doesn't give male victims courage, it only gives them the same fear female victims are suffering right now because THEY CAN ALSO BE CALLED LIARS, their abusers NOW HAVE THE POWER TO CALL THEM LIARS.

If you are happy Depp won, your support on Melissa, Meghan and Evan Rachel means nothing.

Anon this was a whole bunch of BS from start to finish. It's cute that you assume that because JD won that I would blindly support Jenner or Manson if they went to court. Second of all, I wish y'all would stop referring to the UK trial like it's the end all be all. Amber lied, point blank period. Her testimonies from the UK trial and the Virginia trial are different, which is why she is being looked at for perjury in possibly three countries (that includes Australia the continent). Plus, she brought in zero evidence of those 14 claims to court this time around. The injuries she said she sustained for those supposed attacks from JD are A) edited and B) simply don't add up to the severity of the attacks that she's stated. She had "mountains of evidence" to provide and ended up putting her foot in her mouth. I could go on and on about this like... The jury was present for HOURS of video and audio footage and looked at pictures in order to determine that JD was defamed. It also showed that he was abused rather than AH.

So in reiteration, it's naïve of you to assume that I would support Jenner and Manson because I supported Johnny. That's a herd mentality that I don't have, thank you very much. I have not even looked at Wood's v Manson's case in order to even get background on it, anon. C'mon buddy. This is defamation suit between JD and AH is good for male victims of abuse like I said in my previous post. I still support women like Melissa and Megan (I'm assuming you mean Stallion Megan over Markle Meghan, but it applies either way). Those two things can exist at the same time.

It's a tenacious process but I want you to truly take the time to go through the UK and Virginia trials and see for yourself the difference between the quality of the cases and to piece the two together and also find differences between the two.

#johnny depp #amber heard #depp v heard trial #marilyn manson #evan rachel wood #melissa benoist #blake jenner #anon #lemme add this to the tag cause.... but please stop projecting #just because i agree with this verdict does not mean i would every time like there's such thing as a ✨variety✨ of opinions and analysis

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cyarskj52 · 10 months

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Neighbors, with Tory’s sentencing on the horizon, new information has been released about his legal team’s strategy during the Megan Thee Stallion shooting trial…and according to new reports, it looks like he was advised not to blame Kelsey for the shooting.

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In an exclusive report by Meghan Cuniff, she details the formerly sealed emails between Lanez and his lawyer. Per the report, “Tory Lanez’s original lawyer rejected his idea to try to persuade jurors that Megan Thee Stallion’s now-former friend fired the gun the night Megan was shot in the Hollywood Hills nearly three years ago.”

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“As we discussed on Saturday, I am not comfortable advancing the ‘Kelsie Defense’ , primarily because I don’t find it to be a viable strategy,” Shawn Holley wrote. Holley says she would consider it if Lanez and his driver were able to be persuasive on the stand, but even then she wouldn’t be 100% confident in taking that legal stance. She even suggested he find another lawyer willing to take that route.

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“Even if both of those benchmarks (Quan/you) were to be satisfied, I am still not certain that I would be willing to go forward,” Holley wrote. “In light of that, you should discuss with George his willingness and ability to move forward with that defense and if he can do so by the trial date,” she wrote.

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Per the report, “Holley was referring to attorney George Mgdesyan, who went on to push the “Kelsie defense” in a trial narrative that cast Lanez as the victim of two women who violently fought over their shared romantic interest in him.” And despite Mgdesyan arguing that it was Harris, not Lanez, who fired five rounds at Megan from a semi-automatic firearm, Tory was still found guilty.

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Looks like Holley might’ve been right about not taking that route..Neighbors, what are your thoughts?

#Instagram #megan thee stallion #I’m not sad for her #I’m outraged #cyarskaren52 #Apr 21 #I’m just glad she’s in a better place now #As always a loud and sincere fuck you to everyone who has doubted her and supported that Canadian cuntery who must not be named #Those people can speak for themselves they know who they are #And they can go straight to hell #They will pay for their crimes #for sucking that abusers meat #She went through unnecessary trauma for two years #That’s unforgivable #Next level fuckery #That that type of ish that would lead to an episode of snapped or deadly women #once again #🖕🏿daystar Peterson #annnnn boom #just like that #may all who come against black women rot #mine #View post #Don’t fuck with black women #If you can’t love them then at least don’t harm them #can’t wait to see that sociopath locked up on august the 7th.#can’t wait to see that sociopath locked up on aug 7th #That’s a sociopath.#To hell with him.#To hell with everyone dehumanize meg.

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gsohb · 21 days

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What If Tory Lanez Didn't Do It?

Tory Lanez

From the very beginning of the Megan Thee Stallion vs. Tory Lanez incident, I've always been covertly team Tory. Not to dick ride (No Diddy! Wait...).

I never had definitive proof of his innocence, but from the beginning something felt seriously off with this entire situation.

There was a fight.

The Hollywood Hills in the middle of summer would seem like an ideal place to party. Safe, quiet, private, money, all that good stuff.

But, on July 12th, 2020, things got a little reckless.

What is reported to have happened, is that a fight broke out after a party at Kylie Jenner's home. In attendance were rapper Megan Thee Stallion, her friend Kelsey Harris, and rapper Tory Lanez.

A lot was going on that night, but it ended with Megan getting shot.

Lanez was arrested in Hollywood Hills and charged with carrying a concealed weapon in his vehicle.

Here's the thing though: initially, Megan stated that she had been injured by glass, but then publicly told her Instagram followers that she had been shot, but not by whom.

It wasn't until August of 2022 (we haven't left July) that she publicly, on Instagram live, implicated Lanez in shooting her.

"You shot me, and you got your publicist and your people going to these blogs lyin' and shit. Stop lyin'. Why lie?" - Megan Thee Stallion

Lanez pleaded his innocence, although not always directly. He also had a bevy of family, friends and fans by his side to fight for his innocence and good name.

Unfortunately, all of this would be in vain, as on December 23rd, 2022, Tory Lanez was found guilty on three felony charges. In August of 2023, Lanez would be sentenced to 10 years in prison for shooting Megan.

Now, all of this seems straightforward, right?

Well...

I came across something.

Something that could have been EASILY passed off as gossip, but this is a story that we've heard one too many times, that one has to wonder: is this really what happened?

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I'm not going to address Megan's drinking, because as we all know, that's a thing. But, what I will say, if there is ANY credence to this story, or any possible way that Tory didn't shoot Megan, why is this man in jail?

Why were the stories not set from the start? Why did Meghan not say, "Tory shot me!" from day one?

Did Kelsey shoot Megan? Out of anger? Maybe Tory was (we're speculating) flirting. That's not a crime.

Maybe feelings got involved. Everyone's a little drunk.

Maybe they already needed a reason to get rid of homeboy, and this was perfect timing.

Either way, something feels EXTREMELY off. I am not a lawyer, nor am I accusing. I'm just here to ask questions.

#FreeTory?

#hip hop #nyc #reviews #tory lanez #megan thee stallion #twitter #music #rap #los angeles #kylie jenner #hollywood #kelsey harris #newreleases #Youtube

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count-demonlord-of-decadence · 26 days

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Fortress Decadence

“Welcome to Inqaba Ukuwohloka.” said a man and woman in Elizabethan era butler outfits as you entered the lavish mansion designed by Kazuyo Sejima as a love song to Giyōfū architecture, the mansion was completed on August 10, 2019. The main entrance hall is a beehive of social activity with people in and out of dress, in and out of costume mingling, flirting and otherwise interacting. Several celebrities are within your sight, Sharmeen Obaid-Chinoy introduces herself to you, as do Jamie Marchi, Vince McMahon, Jacinda Ardern, Jeffrey A. Rosen, Rose Montoya and Jay-Z. Ellen DeGeneres, Jake Busey, Meghan Markle, Anita Sarkeesian, Keanu Reeves, Megan Thee Stallion, Prince William, Greta Gerwig and Tucker Carlson do not. The further in you go the more casual the attire becomes as does the atmosphere. You bump fists with Joe Rogan, Tom Kenny, Joseph Buttafuoco and Cynthia Erivo. A very drunk Kim Tok Hun bumps into while putting his tie on his head, prompting you to bump into Samia Suluhu Hassan who introduces herself but doesn't recognize you and quickly walks away. A crying Dak Prescott dashes past you, a midget dressed as He-man offers you a cup of applesauce and Ke$ha, looking like Amélie, sprays you with Obsession for men. A tray of Angels on horseback is presented to you just before a man who looks a lot like Claudio Castagnoli wearing a lot of makeup kisses you on both cheeks and is off into the crowd before you can react. A person that can only be described as Tipper Gore cosplaying as Pizzazz, the main vocalist, rhythm guitarist and leader of the fictional rock band The Misfits, apologizes and hands you a pink bellini, which is taken away by someone in a black and white Korean girl’s high school uniform with a gray horse head mask on who directs you to the bar upstairs while dodging a plate of Tokwa’t baboy being offered to you. A dashing Frenchman in an all shark skin gray three piece suit helps you avoid a glass of champagne spilt by Mahdi al-Mashat, only to be separated from him by Elon Musk laughing hysterically. A man clearly older than your father, wearing nothing but a reddish pink feather boa and a matching bandana in his gorgeous hair, gently pinches your bottom and scampers off before you can protest, he is caught and beaten by the crowd, which he rather enjoyed. A tray of Bakwan is offered to you but knocked over as a brawl erupts between rather large men dressed in ill fitting tuxedos yelling at each other in Greek. Katerina Sakellaropoulou said they were fighting over her, while wearing an all too revealing desert brown dress. She takes two of the Rumaki on a tray being offered to you when you are intimately greeted by Mosch. No age, no race, no gender, no labels, no touching; just Mosch. The Dalton Castle entrance attire, bronze tan, make up, flamboyant gesticulations and platinum blonde 1980’s rock god hair gave away nothing.

Mosch takes you to an elevator with six other people in it. One was a priest who looked exactly like the American Gothic painting. One was actor Billy Campbell, trying not to get noticed. Three are dressed as businessmen who are snickering whilst playing a game of who can release the worst fart. The last is a Palestinian man enjoying the farts. Only you and Mosch exit to the second floor, which is more of a nightclub setting which Mosch laments, then has a mood swing after spotting a young lad in tight Lederhosen and drags you to the bar. He orders, “A Zima for my friend and a martini for me. Three measures of Tanqueray Rangpur, one of Ciroc, half a measure of La Quintinye Extra Dry Vermouth. Shake it very well until it's ice-cold, then add three speared pimento stuffed olives. Got it?”

After correcting your drink order, Dillon Francis’ “I.D.G.A.F.O.S.” came on much to Mosche’s excitement and you two dance, never once touching. By the song’s end your drinks are served by a woman in a violet niqāb. Mosche hands you yours after looking at it with dismay, Mosche tips her a fifty dollar bill and you can't help but notice Mosche has no pockets and carries no purse as you're led to an elevator where a man, woman and a nonbinary person were all over each other. Kissing, licking, groping, feeling, biting, wanting. Two of the three invite you to join them but Mosche declines on your behalf while taking in their sight, sounds, aroma and aura.

The third floor is a hookah bar and smoke lounge with terrible tiki lounge decor and a terrific live band. Mosche walks the room, takes a random hit from a hookah, introduces you to Kevin Spacey, takes another random hit, is waved off by Seth Rogan, briefly makes out with a waitress and you're back in the elevator before finishing your drink. You ride with a woman who looks like Megan Merkel trying hard not to get noticed. The Gull Terrier sniffing up her skirt made it impossible. Mosche informs you out of respect the two of you are going to exit at the next floor.

The music of Phinehas 12 decibels too loud, as the doors open to reveal a bondage dungeon. Nothing but leather and steel visible between the bodies. While dragging you to the bar, Mosche stops to introduce you to Joe Biden, who is wearing only a diaper and being walked on a leash by Mistress Rouz. Rouz is 30 years old, 1.77 meters tall and weighs 73 kg. She was born, raised and usually resides in Port Louis, Mauritius. She speaks with a heavy Mauritian Creole accent as she exchanges pleasantries with you and Mosch. She wears a black leotard with far too many accessories to be considered tasteful. She is accompanied by Zelmire, a 14 year old Austrian girl with charming features and curly hair. She is dressed as a bunny girl. Mosche asks Joe where their Lord is but Biden responds but he only barks, as Rouz had commanded. Rouz then says, “But if I were looking for anyone, I’d check the observation lounge.” Mosche thanks her and drags you to the bar where you’re served by a Papuan lad clearly too young to be serving drinks. Mosche orders a dirty version of the drink from before and a light beer for you. Mosche vows not to linger but is distracted by Taylor Swift riding Robert Kraft side saddle, allowing you to correct your drink order and catch a breath. What can only be described as a young Arsenio Hall with stunning golden brown Farrah Fawcett hair, wearing a red leather dominatrix outfit and far too much makeup, stands next to you and says, “I hope you don't mind me coming over, but I've been watching you all evening.” They pause to suggestively eat a speared cherry from their Mojito, “And I want to tear you apart. Your friend as well.”

Before they could move in for the kiss, Mosche pulls you hastily to the elevator where two midgets dressed as cupids are smoking massive cigars, and verbally degrading a red headed obese woman who is loudly masturbating with a Bratz doll.

“The next floor is the S & M suite.” Mosche laments, “I’ve no need to go in, do you? Well we can always come back. I can say the same thing about the Sanguine Suite above us. Let us move on to the school. That’s where our Lord and Master awaits.”

The elevator ride was a bit cramped with Polish strong man Andrzej Zieleniecki and a constantly performing mime joined the five of you in the elevator. The doors open to reveal a hallway filled with lockers and classrooms. All the other occupants exit and a rubenesque Samoan woman in a black and yellow Korean high school uniform beckons the two of you to the first classroom on the right. Her black hair is worn in curled pigtails and side-swept bangs. She smells like ripe cloudberries. Through the window you see what appears to be Bill Cosby giving a lecture about jazz to a class of teenagers. She takes you to the classroom diagonal to the first where R. Kelly is teaching an all girls choir to sing. Moving diagonally again, the next room reveals Kevin Spacey reading to an all boys class. He was wearing nothing but a velour silk robe that clearly wasn't tied. Mosche introduces her, “This is Sophia Wind. She's mute but not deaf. She gets off on showing people things.” Sophia bows and Mosche asks her, “We're looking for our Lord and master, have you seen him?” Mosche doesn't understand her sign language but you correctly guess the library based on her gestures. Mosche is impressed by your cleverness and escorts you back to the elevator where a guy who looks like Skipp Sudduth cosplaying as Jalen Hurts was trying to persuade a cheerleader who favored Madison Curry to give him a blow job. You ride the elevator down back to the smoke lounge so you can use the bathroom purposely designed and decorated with a cold, mechanical feel. Like the kind one would expect to find on a WWI battleship. When you’re finished, Mosche is waiting with drinks. Your’s appears to be what your previous drink was, garnished with an added speared cherry, olive and lime wedge.

Mosche escorts you to the elevator where four guys who resemble Beavis, Butthead and their fathers are standing in the now smoke-filled elevator giggling at each other

You feel a touch light headed as the doors open and the four morons rush out saying, “We’re gonna tip over a cow,”

You’ve entered a stable with the obvious hay, smells and noises, some of which were clearly human. Mosche simply mutters, “Oh no, the dierentuin. We don’t want to be here.” and takes one step before a high pitched voice squeals, “Mosche! Thank God you’re here! I need your help to settle something.”

The voice belongs to a blonde woman with big blue eyes and a model’s figure dressed in an all too sexy cowgirl outfit. The kind only a stripper would wear.

“Please Judy, I'm working.” Mosche laments, gesturing at you.

“What? Oh Hi! I’m Judy Punch, nice to meet you.” She squeaks at you and shakes your hand. Before you can respond she’s back to Mosche, “So I have a problem and you’re the first person I thought of.”

“But Judy, I’m busy.”

“But, you’re already here.”

Mosche dramatically laments before pulling you along while being dragged by Judy. She leads you past three sheep, two horses, two cows and a man fucking a goat while she explains the problem.

“So Viktor and Arse Splitter were arguing about who had the largest dick. I offered to measure for them but I couldn't make Arse Splitter hard.”

“Of course my dear, you're much too old and the wrong gender for that.”

“And now they're trying to fight.” Judy lamented with her squeaky voice.

Viktor, no surname, hails from South Sudan and is very tall at 224 cm. He possesses a hulking, muscular build at 130 kg. His hands are massive enough to close around the entire head of many of his opponents. He is bald and wearing nothing but tape around his hands and feet to protect his knuckles and shins. The man known only as Arse Splitter is 28 years old and hails from Sheffield, England. He has the look of a satyr. He wore a short sleeveless tunic that revealed his genitals.

“I think I understand Judy.” Mosche giggled and took the tape measure before handing you an empty glass. Mosche then whispered sweet nothings into Arse Splitter’s ear all the while making sure not to touch him. And it worked, after 222 seconds he was fully aroused, displaying a penis that is bent saber fashion, it’s head, or glans, is enormous, it is 21 cm in circumference and the shaft 20 cm length. A fine curve to this majestic prick. Viktor’s measured three cm longer but four less in circumference. Judy tips you both twenty dollars after thanking you at a pitch no one would find pleasant. Mosche mutters, “Stupid bitch tipping me like I'm part of the help, what's wrong with her. I hope she gets pregnant and fat.” Mosche concealed the twenty despite having no pockets and escorts you back to the elevator where the red headed obese woman is loudly masturbating while an effeminate anorexic man verbally degrades her. He looks at the two of you and says, “She's not the one who should skip dessert.” And the look Mosche shoots him would've backed down Mike Tyson. He exits as soon as the doors are open wide enough and enters Barack Obama, a young Caucasian man and an older black woman. Mosche introduced you to Lady Eloise Gripenasty, 68 years old and wearing a gold and black Chong sim that revealed her lack of underwear. Christof Select, the youngest capo in the syndicate, wearing a white Armani tuxedo. And the former president is wearing a tuxedo by Versace. Christof is going on about how he can't get a giraffe here on the ride down to the dierentuin, so you don't have an opportunity to chat with Obama before they exit. The elevator stops at the lobby and four elderly white business men enter having a loud discussion about the stocks of aerospace companies and defense contractors. They exit at the club, Mosche calls them perverts and enters a 183 cm tall female bodybuilder from Romania making out with a Mexican boy who was 152 cm tall on his toes and weighed 50 kg at max. Mosche is intrigued and participates as only Mosche can, taking in the sights, smells, sounds and aura, but never touching. The couple exits and Mosche exclaims, “Oh, I’d forgotten about the preschool prostitute ring, shall we indulge? Oh, but I need to introduce you to our Lord and Savior, one more floor up.”

The next floor is the observation lounge which has monitors everywhere displaying the other floors from multiple angles. Everyone who exits is wearing a gray trench coat and matching fedora. Mosche introduces you to TJ Whittenhouse, a man who looks and dresses like a cliched ISTJ. Mosche has him confirm Lionel Virtanen is indeed in the library before heading there. When the elevator arrives a skinny white twink is getting quadruple penetrated by four big buff sweaty black guys vigorously, while they shout every epithet and slur possible. You silently agree when Mosche suggests waiting for the next one, which arrives 100 seconds later with a fresh batch of voyeurs looking to not be noticed. The two of you enter along with a dead ringer for Timothée Chalamet dressed as Raggedy Andy, a 222 kg French chef, the constantly performing mime and Honey Boo-boo. The elevator stops at the S&M suite where the chef exits and three softball players in full West Texas A&M uniforms enter, gossiping about who could fit a bat up their cunt like the whore they did it to. They and Timothée Chalamet exit at what looks and sounds like a gymnasium and a Pakistani couple enters, arguing loudly. This doesn't deter the mime one bit and in fact he incorporates them into the act, which causes them to yell at him and each other. The couple exits at the dierentuin and enters Crown, you know because Mosche gasped his name. Crown is 200 cm tall and a muscular 147 kg. He has long black hair spilling out of his purple and black lion mask and light brown skin. He’s wearing a light blue cowboy jacket with a dark blue poncho, white pants, a black belt, brownish gray shoes and white fingerless gloves. His presence is so commanding it was easy to miss the three other people who entered with him. An Armenian woman in a cute pink Loza Maléombho dress, a Libyan man in a Thebe Magugu tuxedo and a small man in a green screen suit who were clearly intimidated. The mime on the other hand tries to get Crown into his act, to which he respnds, “Déjame en paz antes de que te rompa.” The mime expresses a lack of understanding but continues the act, seeking an explanation from the other passengers. Crown then says, “¡Fuiste advertido pendejo!” and hits the mime with an uppercut that bounces his head off the doors just before they open revealing the Sanguine Suite and its cliche vampire decor. Crown then body slams the mime, mounts him and punches him in the face four times before transitioning to an armbar. The mime’s scream is drowned out by the sound of his ulna breaking then the doors closed. Clearly frazzled, Mosche drags you out of the elevator and into the triage ward, one of the few areas without a full service bar. Mosche is on the verge of a panic attack when a voluptuous woman in a black dress that showed a lot of leg approached. Her steel blue eyes meet yours, she gives you a wink and a smile, then a whorl of curly black hair as she approaches Mosche. And like that, you know everything is going to be alright.

“You’re looking a little ragged right now.” She says in a deep, breathy voice, “Anything I can do to help?”

“Oh Raven!” Mosche laments and hugs her, which shows clear indifference to. “Oh Raven,” Mosche pauses to sob, “I’m just trying to take this one to meet Lionel Virtanen for the first time.”

She pulls a cigarette and a lighter from god knows where and lights it, prompting one of the orderlies to shout, “No smoking in here!”

“Relax sugar, we were just leaving.”

She leads you to the elevator, followed by a man 1.2 meters tall and dressed like an accountant from the 1920s. He was trying desperately to get her attention.

“You know what they say Mosche: The harder the journey, the better the destination.”

The elevator doors opened and four orderlies moved a gurney out. On it, you couldn’t help what appeared to be a mime with a face of pureed beef on it, followed by a skipping Anita Sarkeesian. The green screen suit guy was break dancing to DeBarge was inside as was

Jacinda Ardern, who no one recognized. The three of you, Sendhil Ramamurthy in blood stained scrubs and WNBA star Brittney Griner with a heavily taped left knee enter the elevator. The accountant tries to dash in as the doors close but Raven kicks him in the chin to stop him.

The elevator doors open to a lobby decorated to look like the street front of a discreet Jakarta bar with a half moon rising. There were three people standing outside chatting; Vince McMahon, former president Donald Trump and Kim Belair. Inside is a very classy and impressie decor guarded by two men so large Mosche verbally assumes they were bred for security. But they look at Raven and say, “Welcome back boss.” then eye the rest of you menacingly. Raven turns around with her hands on her ample hips and says, “Mosche and guest. And…” You turn around to see the options only to see everyone followed you out of the elevator and joined the trio standing outside, but they were joined by a cowboy, a female construction worker, a biker, a female GI, a Tsuutʼina Nation chief, a Chinese admiral, a female British cop, three non-discript straight white men and what appeared to be a Syrian gigolo; all wanting the same thing, admittance. “...Jacinda Ardern.” Raven pauses to laugh in a manner uncharacteristic of her look and voice and adds, “And the green man.” There is audible disappointment from those not admitted as they return to whence they came.

“Welcome to the VIP lounge.” Raven breathes as the green man clears the metal detector. In the first booth was a man in a gold lion mask surrounded by a harem of girls far too young to be in such an establishment. They were eating from a cuminall five gallon bucket of neapolitan ice cream. The second was a man in a black bull mask surrounded by a harem of boys far too young to be in such an establishment. They were wrestling for his amusement. A woman in a taxidermy deer mask was choking and cursing at a server in Chinese accented English. The next booth had a man in a yellow panther mask and a man in a polar bear mask smoking massive cigars and casually chatting until they saw you looking at them. You look away but they continue to stare until you’re out of sight. A woman in a gold eagle mask is in the next booth beating a dark skinned man wearing only a loincloth with her fan. Her profanities flow from English to French and back again. The next booth is empty and Raven invites you all to sit as a classical jazz version of What’s Goin’ On plays. Raven takes everyone’s order and is the only one not shocked when the green man speaks in a deep voice with a heavy Welsh accent when ordering a pint of Newcastle. Raven is only gone for 90 seconds before the man in the polar bear mask approaches the table. He is wearing a shiny purple sequined sports coat with a black button up shirt, black slacks with violet pinstripes and the 1994 Nobel Economics prize on a gold chain around his neck. He says, “What kind of rabble are they letting into the VIP lounge these days?” like he’s impersonating Jack Nicholson.

“I know, right?” Mosche laments with a limp wristed dismissal. The man folds his arms, poorly pretending not to be agitated and says, “Seriously, I want to know who you people are and what gives you the right to be in my presence?”

“Who the fuck is this cunt?” Jacinda Ardern asked. The man attempted to strike her but the blow was intercepted by the shin of Baek Hae-Ryeong the rising star in the Taekwondo world. Mosche recognized him and remarked how handsome he was. You notice he’s wearing a loincloth and remember seeing him on the way in. The man in the yellow panther mask was trying to console the man in the polar bear mask who clutches his arm like it’s broken.

“Gāolí bàngzi!” he hisses, “Do you know who I am, how much money and power I have?” he doesn't pause as Raven returns with the drinks and a wink that tells you to let the man finish.

“Of course you don’t and I like it like that! I have enough money and influence over this world to keep my name out the mouths of you people who jumped a border to sell drugs, hijack planes and not speak English as they’re getting railed up the ass by some twink in a turban that jumped another border to escape the Jihad or their corrupt government or some sort of ethnic cleansing or cartels or whatever abomination the Cafri want to infect the rest of the civilized world with!”

A blonde middle aged woman in a gray pants suit that showcased her flat ass, with a white blouse that showcased her flat chest silently stepped from behind the ranting man and asked Mosche, “Mr. Virtanen was expecting 20 minutes ago, what is the delay?”

“This man here said he was more important than anybody else and insisted he had to listen to him.” Mosche blurted out.

“Is this true?” she asks, ignoring her tablet for the first time.

“Yes Ms. Prentiss.” Raven replied. Prentlss looks at the rest of the table and all you can do is nod along with them. Prentiss then turns to the masked man, who only now noticed his friend was nowhere to be seen. “You’re the reason for their delay?” she asked while backing him up by advancing.

“Delay?” At this point he’s backed up to the bar, “Okay look I may have had some choice words for…”

“Save it.” she cut him off, her attention back on her tablet, “You and Hae-Ryeong will accompany us. Mr. Virtanen awaits.”

Mosche urges you to finish your drink while not doing the same and rises, silently urging you to follow.

“And we’ll take the stairs so no one gets lost.” Prentiss says leading the group. The man in the mask tried to protest, but after two words Prentiss stopped walking and sternly asked, “Do I need someone to carry you there?” and continued walking before he actually said, “No.”

The stairs were old stone work. It was up to flights before a heavy wooden door opens to the library. The stone walls were seven meters tall with bookshelves three meters high on every wall. Above those were two meter tall windows that revealed a windy moonlit night. But you recall it being daylight when you arrive. It smells exactly as it looks.

Lionel Virtanen is standing in the middle of the library wearing blue gray slacks and a matching button up shirt and a navy blue vest and tie. His height, hair, weight and face are unremarkable, plain and average. He’s reading an old copy of The Odyssey.

“Mosche and your guest sir.” Prentiss announces. “They were delayed by this man Simon Javier Malhotra born the 20th of January 1963. He is the global chairman, CEO and controlling shareholder of Metal Mammoth Mining and the founder, chairman and largest shareholder of FirstOrder Corporation. In 2022, Malhotra was named to Forbes' annual list of the world's billionaires. Wife, Barbara. Children…”

“We get the point you fucking bitch, you know who I am. You can shut the fuck up now. Goddamn stupid cow wasting everybody’s goddamn time running off at the mouth with all the yakety yak yak.”

Lionel threw the copy of The Odyssey so the corner hit Malhotra on his penis. He then choked him into a standing position and said, “That’s enough out of you! I know everything! You disrespect my guests, my staff, in front of me, but the most grievous thing you did? Telling that private eye about this place. And why? Because you raped your son's wives on their wedding night and blackmailed you!”

He released Malhotra and a pair of obvious sicario pick him up after playfully kicking him. Lionel slaps the mask off Malhotra, thrusts his middle and ring fingers up Malhotra’s nostrils and said,

“Low order scum. Prince, pauper, president, pawn, no one is beyond my reach.” He removed his fingers and gut punched Malthora who fell to his knees. The sicario held him up, pressing their crotches into his face. Lionel then looks into your eyes and says, “He’s all yours, what will you do with him?”

#fiction #bad fiction #my fiction #amateur fiction

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shahananasrin-blog · 9 months

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cyarskaren52 · 5 months

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You all gotta leave Meghan Thee Stallion alone. Like get over it.

You’re lucky she isn’t being a villain because what she had to deal with in the last three years… can you say villain origin story

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Afternoon ladies! Newsbreak for 5/11/23📰🚨

-Los Angeles Lakers star Anthony Davis (head injury) will not return to tonight’s game. And he got escorted out with a wheel chair https://twitter.com/chrisbhaynes/status/1656514577604186113?s=46&t=6IIfCmFJC09gIma2nDjk2Q

-After Prince William accepted millions secretly from Rupert Murdoch while Harry takes him to court, today he honored Jason Knauf, who contributed to Meghan's miscarriage by collaborating with the Daily Mail. Prince Harry dug a grave with his bare hands for his unborn child. https://twitter.com/archewellbaby/status/1656359488406822912?s=46&t=6IIfCmFJC09gIma2nDjk2Q

-British officials have confirmed the first-ever births of babies using DNA from three different people. https://twitter.com/phil_lewis_/status/1656337510996275200?s=46&t=6IIfCmFJC09gIma2nDjk2Q

-Today is Viola Fletcher's 109th birthday. She is one of the three last known living survivors of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre. (5/10/23) https://twitter.com/phil_lewis_/status/1656282957433438208?s=46&t=6IIfCmFJC09gIma2nDjk2Q

-Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis signed a major bill weakening public sector unions — but *excluded* unions that are more likely to support Republicans. https://twitter.com/phil_lewis_/status/1656003193174728709?s=46&t=6IIfCmFJC09gIma2nDjk2Q

-Tucker Carlson just announced on Twitter that he is relaunching his show ... on Twitter. https://twitter.com/phil_lewis_/status/1656039438751809537?s=46&t=6IIfCmFJC09gIma2nDjk2Q

-Jury in federal civil case finds Donald Trump sexually abused E. Jean Carroll and then defamed her when he denied it. Jean got 5 million and trump won’t face any time since it’s a civil case sadly https://twitter.com/cnn/status/1656014711169724419?s=46&t=6IIfCmFJC09gIma2nDjk2Q

-Tory Lanez WILL NOT get a new trial for the 2020 shooting of Megan Thee Stallion. This is according to Judge David Herriford, who ruled from the bench a few minutes ago. (5/9/23) but yesterday it was just announced he could get up to 9 more years! https://twitter.com/meghanncuniff/status/1656012057953849344?s=46&t=6IIfCmFJC09gIma2nDjk2Q

-Robert De Niro has revealed he has become a father to his seventh child at the age of 79. https://twitter.com/popcrave/status/1655935739186778116?s=46&t=6IIfCmFJC09gIma2nDjk2Q

-Far-right Rep. Bryan Slaton has resigned from the Texas House after an investigation found he had an inappropriate sexual relationship with a 19-year-old on his staff. https://twitter.com/phil_lewis_/status/1655657518805266432?s=46&t=6IIfCmFJC09gIma2nDjk2Q

-6-year-old survives after his mother, father and 3-year-old brother killed in Texas mall shooting. https://twitter.com/phil_lewis_/status/1655743194590478336?s=46&t=6IIfCmFJC09gIma2nDjk2Q

-Shooting at Dallas-area mall included at least eight victims between ages of 5 and 61 brought to hospitals. https://twitter.com/phil_lewis_/status/1655007123951046659?s=46&t=6IIfCmFJC09gIma2nDjk2Q

-Texas officials identify victims killed in Dallas-area mall shooting including 3-year-old boy, 2 grade-school girls. https://twitter.com/phil_lewis_/status/1655721766499627008?s=46&t=6IIfCmFJC09gIma2nDjk2Q

-Police: Dallas-area mall shooting left 9 dead, others injured. https://twitter.com/phil_lewis_/status/1655033838169477123?s=46&t=6IIfCmFJC09gIma2nDjk2Q

-Florida Democrats are hoping to recruit Grant Hill and Dwayne Wade to run against GOP Sen. Rick Scott in 2024. https://twitter.com/phil_lewis_/status/1655716790209503234?s=46&t=6IIfCmFJC09gIma2nDjk2Q

-Robert F. Kennedy Jr. says the CIA rigs elections and assassinates leaders who refuse to comply with their agenda. https://twitter.com/leadingreport/status/1655337114307903489?s=46&t=6IIfCmFJC09gIma2nDjk2Q

-Hotel night manager accused of entering room and sucking on man’s toes. https://twitter.com/phil_lewis_/status/1655180016907440130?s=46&t=6IIfCmFJC09gIma2nDjk2Q

-Horse euthanized after suffering knee injury in race ahead of Kentucky Derby, the 6th horse that has died in recent days. https://twitter.com/phil_lewis_/status/1654915438046765060?s=46&t=6IIfCmFJC09gIma2nDjk2Q

-A new DeSantis-backed bill would prohibit Chinese citizens from owning land — or homes — anywhere in the state of Florida. Asian American groups fear the bill will lead to racial profiling. https://twitter.com/keithboykin/status/1654104871505903616?s=46&t=6IIfCmFJC09gIma2nDjk2Q

-a video of trump in court saying how stars can grab women by our pu$$y https://twitter.com/phil_lewis_/status/1654606787155206144?s=46&t=6IIfCmFJC09gIma2nDjk2Q

-Summit Erupts Into Fistfight Between Russian and Ukrainian Delegates. https://www.thedailybeast.com/russian-and-ukrainian-delegates-brawl-over-ukrainian-flag-at-summit-in-turkey

-An 8th grader “was forced to remove her shirt and pants, lift up her bra, and fold down the top of her underwear, knowing she was on her period” while officials at a Detroit school searched for a (nonexistent) vape pen, a lawsuit stated. https://twitter.com/phil_lewis_/status/1654169013977489410?s=46&t=6IIfCmFJC09gIma2nDjk2Q

-FDA panel recommends allowing birth control pill to be sold over the counter. https://apple.news/A9Fh1QsZLRAemwZ03GeUBeQ

-The pandemic-era immigration law known as Title 42 ends Thursday. Here’s what you need to know. https://apple.news/A64tgKInhS1CJ0l7FmVhLkQ

-US Rep. George Santos of New York faces charges of wire fraud, money laundering and lying to Congress. https://twitter.com/phil_lewis_/status/1656288412297486337?s=46&t=6IIfCmFJC09gIma2nDjk2Q

Also more from the Texas mall shooting

-Family members confirm 20-year-old security guard Christian LaCour was also killed in the shooting

-Aishwarya Thatikonda, an engineer who originally came from India, has been identified as the 5th victim of the Texas mall shooting

-Family killed in the Texas mall shooting identified as Cindy Cho, Kyu Cho and their 3-year-old son, James Cho. Their other child, William, just turned 6 and is the only survivor. They were going to the mall to exchange clothes he received for his birthday.

-Daniela Mendoza, a 4th grader, and Sofia Mendoza, a 2nd grader, have been identified as victims of the Texas mall shooting. They were sisters. Their mother, Ilda, is in critical condition.

-Photo released of the sisters killed in the Texas mall shooting. Daniela was 10, Sofia was 8. Their mother is in critical condition.

-Elio Cumana-Rivas, 32, has been identified as the 8th victim of the Texas mall shooting

May they rest in peace/ pull through that’s all for now.

Apologies for being 3 days late to delivering the news, but I am here now! Thank you as always to our corespondent News Anon 👩🏽‍💼.

- I hope he’s doing alright. The Lakers really need him.

- For being a family who’s only job is to shut up and be rich, they sure do have a lot of shit constantly going on. Anyways, the only one I’m rooting for at this point is Meghan.

- I get that stuff like this is supposed to be ‘good’ because science is advancing but it kinda scares me. Generics aren’t something you should mess with.

- Happiest of birthdays to Ms. Viola. I hope 109 treats her well 🥳.

- Again, what ever happened to assassinating elected officials???

- Fox gave Tuck Tuck his job back? Good for him I guess?

- I lost interest in the case when I found out there was no way he’d (Trump) ever serve time. I mean, good for her for getting money but I feel like no real justice was served.

- THE MANIFESTATION WORKED! TORY IS STAYING HIS MIDGET ASS IN JAIL AND GETTING BECOMING SOMEONES PRISON BITCH! WE LOVEEEE TO SEE IT!

- We need to start forcefully castrating men. There should be NO reason he’s having children.

- You notice how it’s on republicans doing things that they always denounce? ‘Gays are pedophiles!’ They say as they have a mountain of child porn on their computers. I heavily dislike them all.

- I saw this. I hope he has family that can take care of him, going into the system is almost worse than losing both parents. Especially since he’s not white.

- Ban Guns.

- BAN GUNS.

- BAN GUNS!

- Dwayne Wade? 😭 I can’t even be mad at it because for some reason I feel like he’d make a decent politician.

- Did he lie? I think not.

- Jesus Christ?!? The TOES?

- R.I.P to that horse. I knew they would’ve showed up and showed out at that Derby.

- I saw this one too. I also saw something about Hispanic being mad at DeSantis for whatever the fuck, when they also voted for him lol. DeSantis will ruin Florida and all the POC who thought they’d be safe because they all mutually hate black people and gay people will be in for a RUDE awakening. Anywho, I hope all the Asian Americans will be alright. It’s getting nasty in Florida.

- I cannot wait for the day Trump dies.

- White people are so ghetto.

- ARREST EVERY ADULT INVOLVED. You can’t just do a simple a search?? The child has to strip down naked because of a Vape Pen? Not even crack, a VAPE PEN.

- THE FDA HAS SENSE! Generic Birth control should be sold over the counter, you should be able to get a prescription at any Walgreens or CVS. & specialized BC should be made for women who other health issues that don’t allow them to take BC.

- All of my immigrants who are not citizens or residents, take a gander at that Title-42.

- Another day, another politician that’s a criminal.

- May all the victims of the Texas mall shooting Rest in Heavenly Peace.

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Us, May 3

You can buy a brand new copy of this issue without the mailing label for your very own at my eBay store: https://www.ebay.com/str/bradentonbooks

Cover: Pregnant Meghan Markle: My Baby, My Way

Page 2: Red Carpet -- rufflemania -- Hollywood style stars are tier-ing it up in this flattering design with feminine flair -- Tracee Ellis Ross, Kaitlyn Dever, Margot Robbie, Logan Browning, Nicola Coughlan

Page 3: Lizzo, Maude Apatow, Lucy Boynton, Jessica Alba, Lily Collins

Page 4: Who Wore It Best? Anya Taylor-Joy vs. Isla Fisher vs. Regina King in Stuart Weitzman Nudist sandal

Page 6: Loose Talk -- Shonda Rhimes on the intense backlash she received over Rege-Jean Page's exit from Bridgerton, Kelly Ripa on her most embarrassing interview, Luke Bryan on his mother LeClaire's Instagram fame, Blake Shelton on The Voice's new coach Ariana Grande, Reese Witherspoon joking about wearing bottoms that aren't sweatpants

Page 8: Contents

Page 10: A Final Farewell to Prince Philip, his four children Prince Charles and Princess Anne and Prince Andrew and Prince Edward were among the loved ones who participated in the emotional ceremony, feuding brothers Prince Harry and Prince William (and his wife Duchess Kate) put their differences aside after the intimate service, due to Covid-19 protocols the grieving Queen Elizabeth stayed socially distant from the other 29 people who attended the funeral for her husband of 73 years

Page 11: ACM Awards 2021 -- Maren Morris teamed up with her husband Ryan Hurd and won Female Artist of the Year, Thomas Rhett won Male Artist of the Year, Carrie Underwood took the stage

Page 12: Hot Pics -- Rosie Huntington-Whiteley wore an orange coat during a visit to NYC, John Stamos plays a coach on the TV show Big Shot, Zach Braff goofed around on the set of Cheaper by the Dozen in L.A.

Page 13: Eva Longoria on her trampoline while aboard a yacht in Miami, Howie Mandel arrived to the set of America's Got Talent dressed as a bug in Pasadena

Page 14: Jon Hamm and his rescue dog Splash strolled around the neighborhood in L.A., Heidi Klum in all white in Pasadena, Sara Gilbert and Linda Perry take a stroll in L.A.

Page 15: Eddie Cibrian and LeAnn Rimes held hands after dinner at Il Segreto in L.A., Patrick Dempsey shot a scene for his show Devils in Rome

Page 16: Rachel Brosnahan in a blue dress and carrying a clear umbrella on the set of The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel in NYC, Lin-Manuel Miranda at the opening of a vaccination center for Broadway workers in Times Square, Trisha Yearwood feeds one of her rescue pups

Page 18: Gen Z Has Spoken -- these celebs are making the young kids proud -- Baggy Jeans -- Hailey Bieber, Tracee Ellis Ross, Bella Hadid

Page 19: Middle Parts -- Busy Philipps, Lizzo, Jennifer Lopez, Kourtney Kardashian, baguette bags -- Dua Lipa, Elsa Hosk, Irina Shayk, Kendall Jenner

Page 20: Seeing Double -- stars bear a striking resemblance to their famous counterparts -- Elizabeth Banks and Chelsea Handler, Emmanuelle Chriqui and Nina Dobrev, Betty Gilpin and Jodie Comer

Page 21: Rob Lowe and Ian Somerhalder, Jaime Pressly and Margot Robbie, Isla Fisher and Amy Adams, Rupert Grint and Ed Sheeran, Kyle Richards and Kacey Musgraves

Page 22: Clueless Crew -- stars are totally buggin' over Cher Horowitz's style in yellow plaid -- Robin Roberts on Good Morning America, Katie Holmes was rollin' with her homie beau Emilio Vitolo Jr. in NYC, Vanessa Hudgens, Dianna Agron

Page 23: Gabrielle Union

Page 24: Stars They're Not Like Us -- Jay Leno took one of his vintage automobiles out for a spin in L.A., Chrissy Teigen and John Legend took a selfie with a fan while grocery shopping in Beverly Hills, Kylie Jenner has custom vending machines

Page 25: Carrie Underwood in her massive walk-in closet, Denzel Washington signs autographs for fans in NYC, Megan Thee Stallion on a private plane, Drake and his bodyguard in Beverly Hills

Page 26: Stars They're Just Like Us -- Sarah Jessica Parker catches a yellow cab after working at her shoe store in NYC, Brad Paisley picked up five pizzas to go in Montecito

Page 27: Kelly Osbourne handed out goods at a drive-thru food distribution event at the Islamic Center of Southern California, HGTV's Egypt Sherrod transformed her closet into a meditation space in Atlanta, in between filming Law & Order: SVU's Mariska Hargitay and Ice-T take a selfie

Page 28: Hollywood Dads -- Scott Porter on parenting his two kids McCoy and Clover

Page 29: Jonathan Tucker on life with twins Hayes and India, parenthood is a lot tougher than Jovi Dufren imagined, Maksim Chmerkovskiy can't wait to show son Shai his work

Page 30: Love Lives -- Rihanna and A$AP Rocky are showing no signs of slowing down -- the pair enjoyed a night out in L.A. hotspot Delilah where they were holding hands and laughing and they're not hiding the fact that they're dating but they just don't want people in their business -- they're a good match and are each other's best friend

Page 31: Justin Bieber and Hailey Bieber may look like the picture-perfect couple, but Justin admits that their first year of marriage wasn't what he expected, saying it was really tough and there was just a lack of trust and he blamed the strain on his own personal struggles and said before he didn't have someone to love or someone to pour into but now, more than two years after exchanging vows with Hailey, he has that

* Kacey Musgraves' romance with Dr. Gerald Onuoha is giving her butterflies -- the pair are so happy they found each other and while Kacey, who split from her husband Ruston Kelly last summer, is trying not to get too ahead of herself, her connection to the Nashville-based doc is off the charts and it's got the potential to go a very long way

* Today's Savannah Guthrie is thankful to have husband Michael Feldman in her life, especially given the demands of her early morning work schedule

Page 32: Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker are getting serious -- all the details on their whirlwind romance

Page 33: Adapting to parenthood has been a breeze for Emma Stone and she's soaking in all the precious moments of being a mom for the first time -- she and husband Dave McCary welcomed their baby daughter in March and Emma is super protective and a very hands-on mom and Dave is also hands-on and helps with their daughter -- thanks to the little one, Emma's marriage with the comedian has also gotten stronger and having a baby has brought them closer in a way they never expected -- Emma is looking forward to getting back to work; she's taken this time off to embrace motherhood and her number one priority is to raise a healthy baby so that's what she's focused on right now

* Britney Spears is setting the record straight -- despite her ongoing conservatorship battle with her dad, Jamie Spears, she is doing totally fine, assuring fans that she's extremely happy and she has a beautiful home, beautiful children and she's taking a break right now because she's enjoying herself -- although the legal drama with her father is heating up, Britney is staying strong and she has this wonderful ability to see the positive even when the odds are against her

* Keeping Up With Us -- production for the Downton Abbey sequel is underway, Mossimo Giannulli is a free man, Chrissy Teigen returned to Twitter 23 days after announcing that she was leaving the platform, Vanessa Bryant remembered her late husband Kobe Bryant on what would have been their 20th wedding anniversary, Helen McCrory lost her battle with cancer at age 52 according to her husband Damian Lewis

Page 34: A Day in My Life -- Whitney Port

Page 35: Colton Underwood is ready to live his truth -- during an interview on Good Morning America, the former Bachelor came out as gay, saying he's run from himself for a long time and he came to terms with his sexuality earlier this year and he's the happiest and healthiest he's ever been -- now that he feels like he can finally breathe, Colton is excited for his next chapter, which fans will get to see on an upcoming reality show with Olympian Gus Kenworthy -- a huge weight has been lifted off of Colton's shoulders and he is looking forward to being his authentic self

Page 36: Moms Tell All -- Happy Mother's Day! From milestones and manners to rules and nanny-bans, celebs and insiders talk about raising kids in Hollywood

Page 37: Bindi Irwin says life at home with her daughter Grace Warrior has been positively blissful and her family with dad Chandler Powell is so full of love, adding that the newborn has already met some of the wildlife at the Australia Zoo where Bindi and Chandler live and work and of course she's seen some crocs and really lit up when she saw them -- while the Aussie conservationist is sad Grace won't get to meet her late dad Steve Irwin, Bindi's brother Robert Irwin and mom Terri Irwin have been by her side constantly and Robert is obsessed with Grace and has been helping out so much and her mom has been the biggest guiding light and she's already taught Bindi so much about being a mother, both in how she raised her and by showing her things day by day and Terri is quite the baby whisperer and she's so great a calming Grace down when she's crying -- first-time father Chandler is also a natural with Grace and he's been the most supportive and involved dad and together, he and Bindi make such a great team -- for now, Bindi, who stars with Chandler in Crikey! It's a Baby!, is hoping Grace will follow in her animal-activist footsteps, saying having three generations of strong women working as conservationists is a dream come true

* Jennifer Garner said teaching your kids is a lifelong job, and certainly values are something you have to show them -- Jennifer, who shares kids Violet, Seraphina and Samuel with ex Ben Affleck, is staying true to her word and has led by example when it comes to things like kindness and patience and she won't let anyone in the house to judge or speak ill of people, and she enforces the same wholesome, traditional values that she was raised with and the kids have been taught to be loving, hardworking and fair -- Jennifer has always taken a kids-come-first approach to parenting, and it shows as they bake together, enjoy movie nights, read books and have very active lives and it's a very healthy, happy household filled with laughter and love

Page 38: Gwen Stefani has her hands full with her sons Kingston, Zuma and Apollo with ex-husband Gavin Rossdale, but she wouldn't want it any other way -- Gwen's a tomboy, so having three boys wasn't daunting for her at all, plus she has fiance Blake Shelton by her side to pitch in with parenting duties and Gwen and the boys have a blast at Blake's ranch in Oklahoma where they enjoy riding their ATVs, and they play baseball and football -- it's not all fun and games, though because Gwen is big on boundaries and manners and she doesn't want to raise Hollywood brats and it's important to her that her sons be gentlemen

* Meghan Markle's pregnancy with Archie was no walk in the park, as she revealed during her bombshell TV interview with husband Prince Harry, the couple had concerns over whether or not the royal family would provide security for their son and claimed there were conversations about his skin color -- but this time around, as Meghan and Harry gear up for baby No. 2 at home in L.A., she's doing everything her way, without the royals and Meghan and Harry feel blessed that they're able to raise their daughter in the U.S. and can live by their own rules and make the decisions they feel are best for their children; having independence is the most important thing for Meghan and she's got free rein to be exactly the kind of mom she wants to be -- her parenting style is really like most mothers out there, and she's been craving pasta and doing yoga two times a day as her due date nears and she keeps a lot of art supplies out to foster creativity and healthy snacks around and she's a devoted mom and wants the best for her kids

Page 39: Kate Hudson has a lot on her plate, so the mom of three, who shares son Ryder with former husband Chris Robinson and son Bingham with ex Matt Bellamy and daughter Rani with boyfriend Danny Fujikawa, knows when to put her foot down as things can get a little overwhelming at times for Kate, but when she says no, it absolutely means no, and the kids respect her very much because of that

* Gigi Hadid, who shares daughter Khai with boyfriend Zayn Malik, wants to spend every waking moment with her precious little girl -- Gigi could easily afford to employ a team of nannies but chooses not to and she prefers to do everything herself and besides, she can't bear to be away from Khai for more than a few hours

* Candace Cameron Bure's three grown kids are flying the coop, but she's still super involved in their lives, despite slowly becoming an empty nester -- the mom of Natasha, Lev, and Maksim with former hockey player Valeri Bure says it's been a very transitional time and she's been trying to help them make decisions they feel good about and it's challenging, but they're figuring it out

Page 40: Oh, Baby! Meghan Markle's due date is just around the corner, and here are all the details

* Bump Brigade -- Halsey, Gal Gadot, Shawn Johnson East

Page 42: 10 Years of the Cambridges -- a look back at Prince William and Duchess Kate Middleton's solid marriage for their anniversary

Page 44: Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez: What Really Happened -- cheating and lies? The truth behind J.Lo's split from fiance A-Rod

Page 45: Friendliest Exes -- these former couples managed to stay close after going their separate ways -- Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin, Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux, Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr, Demi Moore and Bruce Willis, Lisa Bonet and Lenny Kravitz

Page 48: Gifts for Mother's Day

Page 54: Entertainment -- Ben Barnes on Shadow and Bone

Page 58: Fashion Police -- the most daring Oscars looks -- Bjork, Whoopi Goldberg, Charlize Theron

Page 59: Rachel Weisz, Gwyneth Paltrow, Lady Gaga

Page 60: 25 Things You Don't Know About Me -- Julia Michaels

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