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oxytocxins · 2 years
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storing a mermaid in the shower as best you can 
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one-time-i-dreamt · 10 months
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I was Batman and I went into a hotel and told Robin to wait while I took a “bat-shower”.
It was also mermaid-themed.
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seahydra · 4 months
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I ♡ LOVE ♡ YOU!
Hi guys. I love you too. @sweethardtz @tiny-cloud-of-flowers @nep-ships @gible-love-nibles @selfrinsert
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iwanttofuckereh69 · 1 year
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I imagine it's kinda weird feeling when you suddenly turn into a mermaid
Mermaid!Draken for #mermay 2023 🧜‍♀️ Draken meets "H2O: just add water". I really really hope somebody still remembers that godforsaken show
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Do mermaids come from eggs or
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lets-zofifi-stuff · 8 months
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Alright, it was said a milion times that Belle from beausty and the beast was a monsterf***r but have anyone noticed that Ariel (the little meraid) was one too?
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jennycalendar · 4 months
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having a clear teal textured shower curtain in my bathroom has made the bathroom 200000 percent more magical
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softquietsteadylove · 8 months
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Heyyyy
Can we have some more- uh- *cough* *chokes*- spice for the mermaid AU?
once again I live for your entire account 🫶🏼
Thena crunched her sardine snacks, seated next to Gil on the beach that was around the backside of the island. There was a little actual tree cover over this 'beach', and it was even less out of the way than the dock for Titania.
She called it her little cove, where she could slip into the water for a nice little swim and emerge without drawing attention. Gil called it her secret oasis, sometimes.
"This is nice, huh?"
She smiled at him next to her, fishing lazily just for the sake of relaxing. She nodded with another fistful of her favorite snack in her mouth. The water moved and she nudged his arm.
"Ooh!" Gil jumped to grip his fishing rod tighter, reeling and letting out slack in strategic intervals. "Come on, little fella."
Thena tilted her head a few times, trying to deduce the catch from the sounds and smells she could pick up, as well as its behaviour on the hook. "I think it's a snapper."
"You think so?" Gil murmured, although he wrestled with his catch a little.
She nodded, leaning against his shoulder, "don't let it go completely slack, but let it think it's winning a little. Then reel it in all at once."
Gil chuckled, following her instructions. "Is that how you'd hunt it, Angelfish?"
She laughed as well, licking the salt from her snack off her lips. "Exactly. You let it think it can get away and then-!"
Gil beamed as he reeled in the red snapper, letting it soar through the air.
Thena instinctively reached to catch it, but withdrew her hand so Gil could toss his catch aside in his catch basket properly.
He kissed her cheek, "I'm lucky I have the expert with me."
She grinned, always happy to receive affection from him. She would be flipping her tail if she could. But there were certain things her tail couldn't do for her.
Gil sighed as she kissed his lips more purposefully. She set her snacks aside and moved her legs so she could crawl into his lap. Her legs were much better at this kind of thing.
Thena moaned as she tasted his beer on him. She didn't mind the taste of it so much, although that was possibly just because she associated it with Gil so much now. He said she never tasted like sardine snacks even though she ate them all the time.
According to Gil, she tasted the way the ocean smelled. She didn't quite understand that, but it was nicer than hearing that she tasted of dried fish.
"Sweetie," he sighed as she slipped her hand to his belt. He caught her hand gently, "we should go inside."
"Should we?" she asked with no intention of waiting to hear the answer. She moved closer, tugging at one end of the contraption. Something she would never, ever admit to Gil was that when he was at work she practised things like untying his shoes and getting his belts clasped and unclasped.
It was good practise for her! And also she wanted to be better at getting him undressed before he could start arguing about whether it was 'the right time' or not.
"Angelfish," Gil attempted to sound more stern, although she pressed a hand to his chest and found that funny bump called the nipple again. Its many purposes and pleasures still amazed her.
Thena pulled back and pouted at him, "why?"
"Well," her sweet human blushed, holding her gently between his outstretched legs. "We're...outside."
She blinked, "and?"
"Well," he urged, only more embarrassed. "We don't do...this...outside. What if someone heard us?--what if someone saw you?!"
"Hm," Thena pursed her lips. She supposed that mating was more something done with a certain modicum of privacy. No one wanted to stumble upon a mating couple among the coral reefs. She looked around them. "But-"
"Thena-" Gil tried to continue but moaned as she kissed him again.
"You seem excited by the idea," she pointed out, pressing against him and the increasingly firm bulge between his legs. "There is no one around, for how concerned you are of it."
Gil sighed, looking at her. "No one?"
"No one," she assured with a smile, tracing her thumb along his hairline. "I can't hear a single human, or boat. I can't smell anything but the sea."
Gil seemed ready to concede. He have a great respect for the fact that her senses far exceeded his own capabilities. He frowned, "are you comfortable with this, Angelfish?"
She tilted her head at him. "Are you?"
Gil smiled, tilting his head up and kissing her again, "If you're sure no one is around to listen to my girlfriend like this, then I'm fine with it."
She purred as she leaned in for another kiss. Ever since their first time mating it seemed her body hungered for it. She sat around thinking about him--about it. They slept together regularly now but when they didn't mate before sleeping she would sleep lightly, hoping to wake up and find that he was awake too.
Humans needed so much sleep--poor creatures.
Gil rolled them over on the blanket he had laid out over the large and coarse sand of the side beach. It wasn't the very light silica that was likely to get all over and stick everywhere, but sand was still sand. He grunted, "wrap your legs around me, Angelfish."
Thena sighed, melting against him as he purred that pet name in her ear. It reverberated through her, reducing her hard earned bones to jelly status.
Gil kissed from below her ear down her throat, dragging his teeth along where she had sealed away her gills under extra skin. She shivered. "You like that?"
She did. Very much.
Thena arched her back as he unbuttoned the shirt of his she was wearing, revealing her breasts. He found those very special, very sensitive nipples and began working his magic with his firm, calloused fingertips.
Even though he and Sersi had both taken her shopping, she simply preferred wearing Gil's clothes, unless they were going somewhere new.
Gil ran his tongue over one nipple then the other, teasing them until they were at peak sensitivity. She could feel the wind against them. He unbuttoned the shirt all the way, revealing her hips and between her legs.
She mewled as he stroked there, "Gil, yes, more."
He nudged her necklace up with his nose so he could nip her collar bone lightly with his teeth. Such blunt teeth, such gentle nibbles. "That's it, sweetheart."
Thena panted as he moved his fingers in waves, the way she would move her own tail. She wasn't sure if this was just the technique but by all seas and oceans it was good. "Yes, yes, Gil, please!"
He always made her finish first ('come' first). Something about it being good for her. And it made it easier for him to enter her afterwards? She hadn't paid much attention, too gripped by the pleasure of imagining it while he was explaining it so calmly.
She laid facing up, blinking at the sun just barely peeking through the leaves over them, tingling her skin. She gripped Gil's shoulders as he kissed her, pulling his fingers from her gently.
She sighed and purred, her head lilting this way and that lazily, her legs wound around Gil's hips. "Please, Gil? I want you inside of me again."
He blushed; something about mating instilled such shyness in her sweet man. It was very endearing.
He kissed her as they both got his belt undone and tossed away. He did most of the work until he was at her entrance again. "Ready?"
Thena moaned as loud as she wanted to as he pushed into her. This was the feeling that consumed her mind day and night. It was driving her to insanity. Makkari wouldn't recognise her anymore if she knew how much she craved Gil's naked flesh against her fingertips.
Gil moved gently at first, his body laid out and close to hers, her arms wound around his ribs and her legs over his hip and around his leg. Truly a beast with two backs, they made.
Thena whimpered as she dug her heel into his tailbone. It was a difficult angle for her leg - or maybe it was her hip doing the work - but it could make him go faster.
Gil thrust harder, hitting deeper. Their pelvises met loudly, and Thena could hear the fluids allowing their mating to happen smoothly. She groaned. He nipped at her neck again, "feel good, Angelfish?"
"So good," she responded, digging her nails into his back a little and dragging them over his skin. His muscles clenched and she would have asked if she had hurt him, if he didn't pick up pace even more.
"Fuck," he cursed, pushing himself up on his palms beside her so he could move more intensely. She liked the way it sounded when he cursed. It was different from her own usual curses, like oil spill or clownfish or barnacle.
Thena let out another moan as he scraped against the front of her, "there, Gil, I want more right there!"
He grinned, his breath coming out differently when he was smiling. He gripped the side of her butt and then her thigh, "okay then!"
"Gil, more, there, yes!" Sometimes word ceased to find her when they were mating. Like now. "Fuck!"
Ooh, it did feel good to say 'fuck'.
"Thena," he grunted, sweat beading on his forehead. He was close to finishing too.
"Yes, right there, almost," she panted, staring up at the sky as if she could physically reach out for the point of her release. "Gil!"
It felt like waves against the rocks. Like letting her body go and riding the ebb and flow of the storm safely within a warm pocket. She felt like a jelly listing lazily through the current, or a great turtle swimming as slowly as it desired.
Gil's finish was always loud, sometimes painful sounding. But he said it felt good, and the feeling of his finish releasing in her certainly felt good for her. So she hoped it felt better for him.
Gil stayed close to her body, as if a bird flying overhead would be spying on them mating and he was greedily keeping her human body to himself.
Not that she wanted to share his human body with anyone.
He kissed her gently, as he always did after mating. He looked down at her with warm eyes, always with this extra soft expression after their release. "You okay?"
She smiled at him, purring for lack of any better words. He seemed to understand, burying his face against her breast and kissing over her happy little heart.
"You're amazing, Angelfish."
By the seven seas did she love him. She didn't know if love always accompanied mating but it certainly did for her. She would never need - or take - another mate so long as she lived. "I could say the same of you."
He blushed, her sweet, sweet human.
Gil pulled her up into his lap, him hanging loosely now that the mating was over. He held her delicately, buttoning up his shirt again.
According to him, having her breasts out in the open flustered him.
Thena bent her head to sneak in little kisses as he did up the buttons, blocking his view of them at every opportunity. She liked kissing him, and she liked kissing him far more than she liked being dressed.
"Come on, Cuddlefish," he chuckled, giving her another kiss before stuffing himself away into his pants again. Doing up that damned belt. "I have dinner to make."
Thena nodded and sighed, letting him stand up and pull her with him. Mating was far better, but Gil's food was a close second for the best feeling in the world.
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Abnornality shower thoughts
Since in lore the warm hearted woodsman can take anything that is heart shaped, what would happened if we give it the heart of asperiation, or laetitia's gift would he be content with the heart he was given to him and be more lively ? Or the heart asperation cause him to go into a constant berserk state ? Also in the books the tin man rusts easly, so why not just grab a hose and blasted him with water to slow him down or stops him from moving
Since laetitia gives her gifts to employees when there not looking due to her being shy about, what would happened if sn agent just look back really quickly the moment she pulls out the gift. Would she stop in her tracks and try to hide it to not ruined the surpriesed or give it to the agent, and if it's the latter would the laetitia just stop if the agent says "no" ?
In the wizard of oz road home dorothy fell asleep in a field of poppy flowers, and tin woodsman, the cowardly lion and the scarecrow must carry her out before something bad happeneds to her if agents placed red poppy seeds in her path, would she be alseep or walk past it. And if it's first one would that cause scardy cat turn back into his feline form ?
Dreaming current yearns to see the ocean but with the candy he can see it, but what would happened if we take dreaming current to the ocean would he able to swim ? if so would he not want to return to the facility ?
If piscine mermaid kissed an agent and that agent didn't turn into sea foam, would it not breach and became the agent's lover ?
Do you think the army in black have old war stories? Also if either side get knocked out would the other remains active until the other side wakes up. Also does black and pink have seprate memories or shared the same one ?
If little red riding hooded mercenary kill the big and will be bad wolf for good, would she stay at lobcorp as a mercenary or just leave cuz there is no reason to stay here
road home is dororthy gale, does that make her abberition be tip from return to oz along side of the other oz abnos ?
Doe fighting and surpessing the unborn fetus techanically counts as abortion ? Also would the unborn fetus would calm if it was given big passifyer ?
Does throwing water on the warm hearted woodsman makes the surpessing him easyer because he's rusts easily like the books ?
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ultramarykay · 1 month
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Ariel's first mistake was wanting to be where the people are 😶‍🌫️ 💭
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bluemoth698 · 1 month
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If a female fish person is called a mer-maid shouldn't a male fish person be called a mervant
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relzwind · 11 months
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loveaetingkids · 7 months
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Trick or treat my coolest friend on Tumblr :D
Treat! Here’s a corn dog for you as a virtual gift:
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seahydra · 7 months
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"Alright, enough already!"
I made this in a rush so it's not great exactly but still! I've been wanting to draw this kind of thing for a while.
I love love love Levi my best friend forever I'd do aaaaaaanything for him and I want to remind him of this every day even if it's embarrassing 🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡
Tags! (and the tag form if you wanna be on my list :}) @gible-love-nibles @sweethardtz @literaryyaoi
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pinkvanillalace · 3 months
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Mermaid Things...(pt. 1?)
So, I was sketching as one does and like I normally do I was sketching mermaids. So, I began thinking about cute little things mermaids would have or do. I am a firm lover of fantasy mermaids, so this is not realistic at ALL.
🧜🏻‍♀️Coral Hairclips! Like,, the claws some ppl put in their hair but coral. I feel like that would be such a cute little mermaid invention. Imagine a mermaid trying to,, idk,, heal a little baby seal and their hair getting in the way. The coral claw clip!!!! I also thought about a clam clip but the coral one feels cuter. ALSO!!! CORAL CURLERS.
🧜🏽‍♀️Clam Press. The underwater silk presses. Like that is such a cute idea right? Ever since I was little, I loved Barbie and I believe there's one where she pretends to work at a hair salon for some reason. So, I constantly am thinking of hair inventions it seems. ANYWAYS,, yes you take the clam, close it on the hair strand, and pull. In fictional perfect mermaid world, straight hair!
🧜🏼‍♀️Octopus/Squid hair dye? Imagine, a mermaid wants their hair dyed. I feel like there are probably a lot of ideas someone could come up with for how fictional fish ppl would change their hair, but my wrinkle-less brain isn't cut out for it. What it is cut out for is this. Take some ink from whatever Cephalopods and mix it with something of the desired color. For example, ink and purple coral. Grind up the coral and mix it with the ink. Hair Dye!
(A little off topic, I have this octopus character that works at a Spa and Salon and he is overworked, underpaid, has many children and is a single father. But he loves his job and he uses his own ink to make the dye. He is orange.)
🧜🏾‍♀️Seaweed Wrap. This one is so, so overused but I love it! A merperson wrapped in seaweed. The results? Shinier tail, softer skin, glowy skin, maybe more???
I will probably make more because trust me, I have more! But yeah let me know if anyone else has some better ideas or opinions. Love ya!❣️
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trollbreak · 12 days
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Apologies to anyone trying to keep track of which characters I’m on abt, usually I’ve got one constant through the day but otherwise it’s going wherever the adhd takes me lmao
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