#my son is home!

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

i will never understand why more people in their 80s don't commit felonies. you reach that age and surely there's something illegal you always wanted to do but didn't bc Consequences

dammit, GO FORTH GRANNIES!!! rob an armored car! hold up that bank! tunnel your way into fort knox! what are they gonna do, sentence you to 20 years? good fuckin luck with that

#mine would be a coordinated museum heist utilizing the lifetimes of experience and diverse expertise of my fellow nursing home residents #also there's Karl the orderly. his skill is he drives the shuttle van #technically he shouldn't be enabling us but he thinks it's a good enrichment activity #heck debra hasn't been this excited since her son flew in from australia. #plus Karl figures formulating an elaborate heist is better brain exercise than the puzzle books they keep in the resident lounge #all the sudokus are half finished anyway #update: upon consideration my second choice is just. MASSIVE credit card fraud.

[to2llynottoby]

Funniest thing about the Old Testament is how it consistently disparages bronze-age hero type characters crafted by its historical peers and lifts up that saddest patheticest wet little meow meows youve ever seen

#when yhe entire world is making heracleses and gilgameshes and the like the bible is like thats great have you heard of shepherd boy #would you like the second son who stays home with mommy and makes soup #these are the patriarchs of my chosen people btw :)

[lotus-pear]

top 10 moments before disaster (dazai is about to step on his toes)

#day 9547860367 of drawing them in the hopes that the next chapter will be ada reunion. we will see. #ALSO HELP slamming my head into a brick wall i'm gonna get cancelled for glasses erasure one day istg. i'm sorry kuni #watch me once again exaggerate a barely visible height difference in canon bc idgaf dazai should get to be short for once in his life #anyway i hope skk eats shit i want knkdz back i miss them so fucking much #i pray and beg and sob every night kneeling at my bedside for dazai to go home and see his husband and son again #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd #dazai osamu #osamu dazai #kunikida doppo #doppo kunikida #kunikidazai #knkdz #kunizai #lotus draws #uughhhhh posting at ungodly hours AGAIN this is gonna catch up to me one day istg

[suntails]

progression

#SHUT UP DONT FCKGN LOOK AT ME. I WILL NEVER EMOTIONALLY RECOVER FROM THIS SHTI #one pic for each char in sequential order :D :D :D progression :D :D :D sobbgin!!! :D :D :D im SVCRSAMING #sebek starting the ch so fcuking goofy like >:O HOW DARE U CALL WAKASAMA A NICKNAME!!! moving to lilia droppign a BOMG #build to my SON. SOBBIGN. my SON is CRYING. im in TEARS. then malleus like 'i can fix this :D' TO ME SCREAMING AT HOME #i pull a fnaf and u turn the brightness up and im sobbing in the corner. i didnt do that but i shouldve #ch 7 spoilers #chapter 7 spoilers #twst #twisted wonderland #sebek zigvolt #lilia vanrouge #cater diamond #leona kingscholar #twst silver #silver vanrouge #malleus draconia #suntails #fr i cannot explain the rapid speed i ran to draw this. ive never been more miserable at having to do a JOB during the day

[louthelost]

Lothal is my home

Ezra Bridger, the character that you are...

(progress shots under the cut)

#star wars rebels #ezra bridger #lothal #star wars #sw rebels #fanart #art #illustration #loth wolf #loth cat #these guys look at you from across the wheat field... what do you do? #i love him so much. i love lothal so much #my favourite character in ensembles is like NEVER the main character but i had ezra for 5 minutes and pack bonded #naive middle eastern kid who wants to make his home better #becoming tired and wired middle eastern teen who wants to make his home better EVEN IF YOU WONT HELP GOD DAMNIT #just... chef's kiss #insert: omg he's just like me fr fr #(stealing my own tags from a different post about him because i love him) #(he's my son now)

[nando161mando]

#homeless #homeless people in edinburgh offered beds 250 miles away weeks after city declares housing emergency #homeless people #rent is theft #rent is too damn high #landlords are parasites #fuck landlords #landlords are scum #landlords are leeches #landlords are bastards #i’m a housing lawyer – landlords use new loophole to push out tenants in ‘bad faith’ evictions #landlords #i took my landlord to court over common rental problem that made my life hell and won $14 #court dismisses assault on landlord and son who threw student out in his ‘jocks’ after no rent paid #we had to flee our home as it was invaded by mice & bedbugs – inspectors said it’s ‘deplorable’ but landlord won’t act #landlord #rental #rent #auspol #politas #ausgov #tasgov #taspol #australia #fuck neoliberals #neoliberal capitalism #anthony albanese #albanese government #eat the rich #eat the fucking rich

[clownsuu]

Is emo!Home a good Dad? Supporting his lil Baby Bat?

Ngl home is the type of father who would hold his tiny bat son in his hands and proceed to try and show every single person he meets his son-

#Welcome home #welcome home home #”look at my son! Isn’t he so small and sweet?” #“The absolute most!” #Home in the emo au is exactly the same except he has a very strong sweet tooth #And absolute vampiric drip

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 81

Danny blinked at the small children Ellie was holding the hand of, looking quite proud of herself. The small children- between ten and twelve so somewhere similar to Ellie’s age- who both practically stank of magic and Gods. 

He took a deep breath, pinching the bridge of his nose even as Dan cackled while opening the door more to let them inside. “Alright, what’s your name, kids?”

“B-billy…um, Billy Batson...” “‘m Percy! Percy Jackson.” 

“Nice to meet you two- any idea where in your family you have a god or two, because one of you definitely smells like Zeus and I’m pretty sure Poseidon and I am not dealing with either of my half-brothers.” 

#prompts #dcxdp #dpxpj #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #billy batson #Danny was adopted by Clockwork who is the origin behind Kronos #Oh they're both orphans? No one to take care of them? #Goddamnit Clockwork you made sure Ellie found them didn't you #Liminals are hidden from monsters thanks to feeling like them & the dead #CW: If they won't take care of their kids then I'll give the lil demigods to my favorite son :) #The JL finding out Billy is a child: You need a guardian- how could we let this happen #Billy: Actually my older sister has looked 12 for the last 100 years and my younger brother looks 20 so that's very human-ist of you #Percy peering out at some camp people who are trying to see if he's home: MA There's some weird ass cats outside! #Percy: Am I allowed to throw the pool at them 'cause they aren't taking no for an answer #Danny teaching the kids how to use powers: Alright and now we're going to your other dad and moms to learn magic #Danny: And how to shoot a gun in Val's case because I will forget gun safety #Everlasting Quartet #Phantastic Four #“Hey Marvel how do you know that info about Dr Fate he looks so pissed??” #“Oh one of my parents know him and they don't get along so now we always take the chance to call him a lil Bitch but politely” #Percy: Billy if you can summon lightning and I can control water can we combine them #Billy: One way to find out- hey Daaaaan #Camp people trying to find Percy: Wtf wtf wtf #The pantheon: WHAT DO YOU MEAN KRONOS HAD ANOTHER CHILD?! WHERE?! HOW!? #Clockwork: Look at my Favorite Child who doesn't Fuck with the Timeline or are Raging Hypocrites & takes care of his kids #Clockwork curled up with Danny & new grandchildren in his chest like a mother crocodile: Everything is as it should be :) #Marvel: Look at my lil brother isn't he adorable he's a year younger than me but takes more after our other mom #Percy: Hi Mr Aquaman I can control water & talk to fish and was wondering if you have any tips #“Marvel we're going to die-” “No we're not lemme call my big brother- if he can destroy the timeline he can fix it” “If he What”

[saltycryptidz]

"miguel is the villain spot is the villain miles himself is the villain" no youre all wrong the REAL TRUE villain of atsv was that bitch ass school counselor lady

#ma'm was SO out of pocket calling them a 'struggling imigrant family' #and also None of her business to 'your sons lying to you' #SHE LITERALLY ADMITED THAT SHE DOESNT KNOW MILES AT ALL #miles couldve been hiding Anything #idk as a queer person who was nearly outed and had to Beg the school counselor NOT to tell my parents when I was 15 #hit too close to home in the Worst Way #none of this is /neg i still fuckijg love this movie #miles shoudlve hit Her with a bagel #okay i shut up now #atsv spoilers #across the spider verse spoilers #across the spiderverse #atsv #spiderverse spoilers

[hiphopcherrrypop]

a cat with homophobia in its eyes ❤

#jojos bizarre adventure #diamond is unbreakable #jjba #jjba fanart #josuke higashikata #okuyasu nijimura #josuyasu #stray cat #josuke and stray cat HATE each other!!!! #i think that would be funny #it starts hissing every time it sees josuke #okuyasu is like josuke look at my lovely adorable precious angel. my son #and josuke is like get that Thing away from me or So Help Me #i had my final class today WE'RE BACK BABEY!!! #i feel so free i got home + was immediately able to draw after being sooo art blocked

[aratribow]

Tfw ur child pulls up with puppy eyes knowing u are weak to them😩😮‍💨

Also, I read jingyuan calling yanqing xiao-niao in one fanfic and NOW I ROLL WITH IT BEACAUSE AAAAAAHHHH??? IT MAKES SM SENSE AND UGGHH MY HEART

#I LOVE THEIR FATHER-SON DYNAMIC #hello they r deffo cuddly at home #CANON #I would know I was yanqing's lightcone #my art #aratribow #hsr #honkai star rail #honkai star rail jing yuan #honkai star rail yanqing #jing yuan #yanqing #hsr jing yuan #hsr yanqing #jingyuan #jingyuan and yanqing

[loveoaths]

force sensitive!din is cool, but imagine how funny the reverse would be. force negative!din. his very presence is actively hostile to the force. jedi can’t track him because he simply does not show up on their radars. you try to force throw him and he just stands there like 🧍🏻‍♂️. being around him as a force sensitive person is like entering a cellular dead zone. there are no signals going in or out. grogu’s rapid force development happens because being around din and then leaving with luke was the jedi equivalent of rock lee removing his ankle weights and beating gaara’s ass. if the force is a telephone wire, din is the fucking boulder stapled to it. his very presence causes a vacuum in the force that the universe tries to correct by throwing more force at it, which is why the man suddenly can’t walk without running into a jedi these days. force negative!din, y’all.

#as always my favorite hc’s are just me asking myself what’s the stupidest way i can interpret canon #Luke is drawn to Din the way a star cruiser with a buster warp drive is drawn into a black hole #what a terrifying yet exhilarating feeling — and then din is just 🧍🏻‍♂️ the most flat guy in the galaxy. Sith Lords want to be him; Jedi wan #to kill him; Luke wants to be in him; Din just wants to go home and play baby shark with his son #the Mandalorian #din djarin #Mandalorian meta #Star Wars meta #dinluke #anadin fic. #force negative!din

[snufkins-boot]

Dcxdp idea: Ra’s try’s to offer a 6y/o Damian to Danny in exchange for immortality and Danny is just like:

“um, no? I’m the ghost king? Why would I give out immortality? Also this is a fucking child!”

So ra’s gets told to fuck himself and Danny takes Damian anyway as his child.

Sam and Tucker don’t question why he has a random child now, they just go with it because why not. He’s done weirder.

Years later Bruce finds out about his son and is in a costody battle with the fucking ghost king, a plant goddess and a pharaoh.

Or, alternatively: co-parenting.

#Danny just comes home with a small child one day #and no one questions it #because why would they #Constantine is having a fucking heart attack #because why is Bruce suddenly shit talking the king of the dead #bruce: you’re my son you do as I say #Damian: I’ve got another three parents who disagree #dcxdp #danny phantom #danny phantom crossover #writing prompts #dp x dc crossover #dc #justice league

[turtletoads]

trunks and the terrible horrible no good very bad alternate timeline

#poor chichi. she'll be waiting for a son that'll never come home #my art #fanart #digital art #sketch #dragon ball fanart #dragon ball z #son gohan #bulma briefs #future trunks #i like to think trunks gave gohan a burial at his house or something. he wouldnt leave his teacher among the rubble #i found a nice brush halfway through this and started doodling gine and bardock lol. ill post them tomorrow when i wake up

[claitea]

volo doodle for luck when his banner drops later

#pokemon #pokemon legends arceus #pla #pokemon volo #volo #togepi #clai's art #i want him SOOOO BAD PLEASE COME HOME FAST #but not too fast. i cant spend all my luck on him i need some left over for barry and potentially jacq #i love when volo is depicted holding his togepi like a little baby its so cute #yeah this guy wants to reset the world and mold it to his image and ideals but also. he loves his little egg son :)

[supersapphical]

perhaps my most esoteric but very, very passionate spn take is that i truly believe if you haven't watched season 1 supernatural with the original music cues, you have not seen season 1 supernatural.

#i actually try not to think about it too much because it fills me with an unreasonable amount of rage #like so many people are out here just experiencing season 1 WRONG #no highway to hell at the end of the pilot??? #no fear the reaper WHILE the reaper is attacking someone??? #no sugar we're going down playing in the background while high school girls chitchat in bloody mary??? #no in-a-gadda-da-vida at the opening of skin??? #NO bad company NO boston NO bob seger #no carry on my wayward son which in the original run was first used in salvation #no can't find my way home in route 666 #AND THE BIGGEST CRIME OF ALL NO BAD MOON RISING AT THE END OF THE SEASON FINALE