#no god is not real yes i love him

[andhumanslovedstories]

trying to explain my spiritual beliefs like "yes I believe in God, yes I am an atheist, we exist" but if anyone asks a follow up question, I throw chair through a window and jump after it

#yes it's all a lie yes it's all a story yes it's all profoundly true yes it is an explanation we made up yes it something we discovered #yes it is undefinable yes i know what isn't god yes i think the universe is essentially neutral yes it loves us yes it hates us #yes it doesn't care yes i don't believe anything i just typed yes it's so deeply true to me that i can never explain it #no god is not real yes i love him #does that clarify anything

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

WAKE UP!

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #lan wangji #wei wuxian #I tried *so* hard to draw deflated wwx (per the reference to the garfield comic) but I could not get figure it out. #Yes lwj is straddling wwx. He's been shaking him this whole time. #LWJ has also been shaking. Like a nervous little dog. #What else is he to do when the love of his life collapses in front of him? #I also like to imagine that going through the nightmarish empathy showed on wwx's real body too. As in - he was thrashing about. #I am fond of my headcanon that wwx kicks and yells in his sleep and lwj is just getting a preview of it. #And oh my god. Am I ever a fan of accidental bonks (in fiction. I feel immense guilt for them in reality) #I'm really excited for several comics coming up. One in particular I have been building up to for *months*. #Sorry I've been mysteriously absent for a lot of November...I will do my best to be more consistent this December! #Thank you all for your support. Take care and stay healthy <3

[volcaberg]

Oh look its the best characters :] (+ oni harumi because)

+ silly doodle  ⬇️

They’re best friends in my head okay ! Do not interpret this as romantic that’s weirdddd

#lego ninjago #ninjago #echo zane #harumi #harumi ninjago #echo julien #mr e #? #mr e ninjago #??? #ninjago fanart #my art #god i love these two so much they are best friends for real #mr echo #thats what i call him lol #ninjago sons of garmadon #yes oni harumi is wearing young garmadon's clothes because

[torrentofhermits]

doodled two of my fav moments from ren's latest ep

#why are they Like That. oh my god #also love whatever ren's got goin on in the bangs department in the sniffer suit skin #anyway real tag time #rendog fanart #docm77 fanart #rendog #docm77 #hermitcraft #hermitcraft season 9 #hermitcraft fanart #anyway anyway back to more of my rambling #ren saying ass. docs murmured 'goddamnit' at seeing the live laugh love sign again. what an episode #cant wait to get docs perspective n see what ren cut out LMAO #also im pretty sure ren didnt run like ANY of that by doc beforehand and its so funny #just kept knocking him on his ass with every new stop he pulled out #one of my favorite eps of all time tbh #just two fully grown men so so so happy to finally have children together #yes the real reason i drew this was to infodump in the tags instead of to my poor poor gf thanks for asking

[kalmiaclown]

SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M PLAYING TOYS ‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🧸🪀🧩

#I swear to fucking god the mh brain rot is real #yes i did buy an official makeship plushy of hoodie on ebay for a bajillion dollars just coz i love him shut up #i cant STAND him (hes all i think about) #biting the bars of my enclosure #somebody take my autism away from me nostalgia will be the death of my pea brain #hoody mh #marble hornets hoody #hoody #mh hoody #hoody marble hornets #hoodie mh #marble hornets hoodie #hoodie marble hornets #marble hornets #wally plush #wally darling plush #wh wally darling #wh wally #wally darling #welcome home wally #welcome home #shitpost drawing #shitpost #my art

[avisisisis]

People should stop writing the Olympians as family who hate each other and more like family who love each other so so so much (less, more, depends on the person. Maybe their love is the “I would do anything for you” and maybe it is “I will do anything to you”. Maybe it's kind maybe it's harmful. It's love. And sometimes — maybe, not all of them, but sometimes — they hate it) but are also toxic and unable to show it properly, which results in some very bad but fun dynamics where they hurt each other, knowingly or unknowingly, and don't know how/can't bear to apologize

#also for the “zeus hates apollo” people #I really don't think he does. at least not HATE #[pjo version] it's a weird and twisted kind of love that is more harmful than loving. but it's still love #and apollo might hate/love him for it #listen these are Gods. they are people yes and they have emotions and they are flawed and they are Human in the rawest way #but. they're gods. all powerful and knowing. they're immortal. they see things differently #they might not even realize that what they're doing is Wrong™ #“the gods are bad and they know they are bad and refuse to change” Not All Of Them #pjo #percy jackson #toa #trials of apollo #the apollo brainrot is real #rick riordan #riordanverse #rrverse #percy jackson and the olympians #percy jackon and the olympians #avis' post #unhealthy relationships #gods of olympus #no hate to the ppl who write them as ✨uncaring✨ in the “i genuinely do not care about/hate you” #i am eating up those fanfics like they're tiramisu #keep going. i love you

[possamble]

realizing im kind of a weirdo about laios and marcille

#possramble #ignore this im just babbling but #the thing is that like. i don't ship laios and marcille together. their relationship is so so important to me in that laios comphets himsel #and THINKS that he might be in love with her but he isn't and that's my insane obsession #platonic soulmates for real but they're so sweet together that i fully expect them to be shipped together #like i get it. that's almost the appeal for me. if dungeon meshi were any other series there'd be an epilogue where they get married #convention dictates that they're meant to be together as the male protagonist and his beloved female deuteragonist #but dungeon meshi DOESNT do that and i love it so fucking much they're the comphet besties ever for my strange little brain #like if i ever did an arranged marriage au it would absolutely be laios and marcille having a platonic political marriage and then just #the most insane mutual pining with marcille and falin while laios and marcille struggle their way into becoming best friends #the imagery of the king and his beautiful court mage being tender to each other and everyone thinking they're in love is like catnip to me #like yeah they'd be like that and have no idea people think they should be together and the subversion makes me so obsessed #the more people ship them romantically. the more i enjoy their platonic dynamic it's like some sort of weird comphet fetishism idk #people think they're in love and im outside the window like YES... YES!!! #but also the second i see stuff of them kissing on the mouth or fucking im like oh god no i went too deep in here i gotta get out #don't wanna see that. i'll go feral over the idea of laios and marcille being arm-in-arm like king and queen but they would not fuck. #i want marcille to be his default comphet beard and dance partner/plus one at official royal events but they're not kissing. #she's there on his arm because he's scared of the other noble women tryna get him and being a baby about it #and people see them muttering to each other and laughing and generally being very sweet and think that they're dating but they're not. #she's actually covered in hickies from falin underneath her dress and is gonna get dragon dicked right after the party is over #like she's in her bedroom and falin's helping her take her ridiculous dress off while listening to her complain about politics #and falin is the person she goes home to the person she falls asleep to and wakes up with #they're a triad of utter devotion to each other but only farcille's side of the triangle is romantic #it's almost like an open secret because they're not trying to hide it at all but people assume and are surprised to find out #like people are so right about her relationship with the toudens but with the siblings' roles switched #love of her life & irreplaceable life companion. does anyone get it #anyway. i don't know what's wrong with me #it bothers me that they're not the undisputed most popular het ship for marcille on ao3 #it's unnatural. marcille being paired with any other man should be a fringe case.

[cult-of-the-eye]

listen what even is a favourite character if not someone you'd hate in real life but absolutely obsess over the idea of them

#like yes i would hate jon in real life #but oh my god i love him #tma #the magnus archives #jonathan sims #favourite characters

[vonlipvig]

first thing i did when i woke up was go on twitter and get blasted by that deleted scene in anatomy of a fall of sandra going DROP DEAD!! I CAN'T STAND ANY MORE OF YOUR MEDIOCRITY!! JUST DIE!! DISAPPEAR!! and like 1) sandra hüller the ACTRESSSS that you are, and 2) again, i fully understand why this didn't make the cut. babygirl would be in jaaaaaail lmao.

#anatomy of a fall #ALWAYS SOMETHING NEW ABOUT THIS MOVIE READY TO KICK MY ASS HUH #god this kills me....... #cause yes these are Not Canon but like. her anger is still real. her exasperation with samuel's...idk outlook on life? his inaction? #and who hasn't said horrible things they immediately regretted? cause i still believe she's 100% innocent #but like!!! imagine saying this and the next day HE DIES. she would be devastated! she does love him still! #like even without this scene that's still an aspect of the movie that it's kinda fucked up to stop and think about..... #like no i dont think she killed him but GOD does she feel in any way responsible? deep down? it must be a horrible experience #GOD SANDRA VOYTER I LOVE YOU #anyway it's a bit funny her saying DROP DEAD! like oh girl not that dkjffkjfhj declared instantly guilty lmao #according to jules

[sunsetzer]

Does anyone else get the impression that the whole point of Episode Ardyn was to reveal that the real villain of ffxv was Bahamut all along or is it just me

#lets be real here #ardyn feels more like a victim than a villain and i love that take thank you #like yes he is an evil bastard of a man but god do i feel for him #questions i would like to ask bahamut (ffxv) include: #why allow ardyn to be infected to begin with #why force him to become the source of darkness #where did the starscourge come from #why give ardyn the power to heal it and not tell him he is slowly going to turn into a daemon #why can lunafreya cure the starscourge without turning into a daemon #why allow somnus to get away with doing a terrible thing that would eventually mean the whole world gets fucked #why does noctis literally have to die in order to permanently kill ardyn #why does ardyn have to be killed at all if lunafreya eventually cures him in the book #why does ardyn dying just undo everything if the starscourge did not initially come from him #how is eos supposed to deal with a future starscourge outbreak if the lucii bloodline has ended #why did any of this have to happen at all #ffxv #ff15 #final fantasy 15 #final fantasy xv #my post

[hydrachea]

Your best bet against a Stellaron Hunter is another one.

#and yes i did win the fight #no teammates? no problem #no elemental advantage? no problem #fucker was tough but I WAS TOUGHER #lore accurate blade (refusing to die) #i fully thought i'd have to give it a second try and run you know more sustain than just my poor lynx #and then blade did what he did best and just kept on fighting #*slaps his ass* this suicidal edgelord can fit so much self-sustain in him #ult heals brings you to 50% hp so if you're below it's a heal. follow-up attack is a heal. #GOD i love blade #he might be outdamaged by a lot of dps characters out there but his survivability is so much better #which generally isn't my strategy of choice (i'm more 'it can't hurt you if it's dead') #but when you get jumpscared by a new boss you know nothing about like here #well it's very nice to have someone who can tank the hits and chip away at the hp bar #hsr #ray's records #hsr spoilers #honkai star rail spoilers #penacony spoilers #for the sake of clarity this is a real achievement but it has absolutely nothing to do with this fight so don't worry #though when/if sam gets released as a boss in the simulated universe or something there might be achievements then

[letmetellyouaboutmyfeels]

I love whenever someone asks me a question that tells me they're clearly new here and are blissfully unaware of the particular hallmarks of my insanity.

#'why do you write so many fics in October' #I love monster cock and I've made it everyone's problem #'what's this about Texas?' #well you see I wrote a fic where Buck didn't know Eddie's name so he gave him a nickname #and it's kind of followed me through several fics like a determined poltergeist #'what's this about word counts?' #I'm incapable of being succinct and my friends like to curse me by chanting for higher word counts #until God Herself sees fit to curse me and says LO #80k+ WORD FICS BE UPON YE #'what's with the hazelnut in the coffee?' #ONLY REAL ONES KNOW WHAT THAT'S REFERENCING

[shima-draws]

Wow the writer of this game REALLY does not like Chatot

#So much Chatot hate;; it makes me sad bc he's my BOY #If you're a fan of Sky and you still think Chatot's just an asshole. You're not a real fan of Sky lmao #Chatot's a really complex character and I FUCKIGN. God. I care him #Is he an uptight little prick sometimes? Yes. Is he ALSO a very loyal and kind person who cares endlessly #about his guildmembers and his guildmaster? ALSO yes. #Shrek voice: They don't even remember Brine Cave and Bidoof's Wish 😔 #Listen I love this game but I don't like the direction they went with Chatot 🤧 #Making him out to be a total irredeemable jerk is just. I don't want to say bad writing. But it's definitely not in character #WHO KNOWS maybe he'll be better towards the end #It definitely feels skewed too bc the protag and Breloom really don't like him #Shima speaks #Pokemon #PMD #PMD EotS #PMD Explorers of the Spirit #Chatot

[theswedishpajas]

You are walking away from Beetlecoon?? Leaving Beetlecoon petless??? Jail for breather! Jail for breather for One Thousand Years!!!!!

#my art stuff #digital art #I wanna make this a sticker or charm so bad #beetlejuice #cartoon #toonjuice #raccoon #yes I know toonjuice is more of a possom but the context here is that sims 4 doesn’t have that so we had to settle for less #and eventually coonjuice became the norm. #…coonjuice sounds disgusting oh god- #this art was based on the view I got from my cat last nght when I was leaving the kitchen #I had been petting him on the table and then left cus I was going to bed and we keep him in the downstairs living space for the most part #so he wouldn’t be able to follow me cus of the closed door #so I turned to make sure he wasn’t following me before I left the kitchen and he looked back at me like this #with the mist betrayed expression I’ve ever seen and I had to run up to my laptop to draw this real quick #I was trying so hard not to laugh at his betrayed lil face- it was so adorable- #everyone send Mr. Noodlez all your love #he suffered greatly for this to be made (no pets)

[lonesome-dreamsss]

i'm SO UPSET that tony never got to see steve's angst beard!!!!!! like let's be so real, steve was in shambles bc he missed his bf and said bf didn't even get to see it!!!!! that's a CRIME!!!!!

#this has been a thought in my head since 2017 #like i just..... #tony never got to really know how bad it impacted steve too #and yes i LOVE the thought of tony simping bc let's be real steve's angst beard was hot as fuck #but like!!!!!! he probably spent that whole time thinking he never truly mattered to steve when that's NOT TRUE #tony he needed you too!!!!!! #it wasn't one-sided!!!!!! #and yes steve did write that letter and give him that phone but it didn't really show just how BAD steve was fucked up too #it only showed a fraction of the guilt steve really felt #like god they really couldn't function without each other and it makes me go FERAL #IM in shambles thinking about them #i gotta write a fanfic..... #steve rogers #tony stark #stevetony #stony #the avengers

[obessivedork]

Maccready is YET ANOTHER sadman deadwife™????!!!!!! asdfghjkl That's what? FOUR major characters in one game if you play Male Sole Survivor??? What did women DO to Bethesda's writers????

#He's still my son and I love him but COME ON😒🤪 #I get it's the wasteland and people die a lot because of lack of medical access/violence but???? #And also naturally with the NIGHTMARE of pre-modern medicine childbirth women & others who can give birth would be dying more #I refuse it he fucking adopted his kid! I also refuse to believe it's Little Lamplight Lucy. That'd be real cute but NO she deserves BETTER #Every female character deserves better but 'y know what I mean #(& Yes I know Deacon's backstory. It got spoiled for me. Fine with that because I'm so busy being disappointed by the lack of originality) #(I'm sure I'm rehashing an old frustration in this post.) Tis that sweet sweet game industry & gamer misogyny- innit? 🙃🙃🙃 #Swear to god I NEVER EVER want to see this shitty overdone trope EVER AGAIN #It IS badass girlboss of Female Sole to have her husband fridged for HER plot though 😌 #*I originally said three major characters and then I remembered Kellog's backstory. swear to god if there are MORE I'm writing todd himself #fallout #fallout 4 #fo4 #kat plays fo4