#not to be an alcoholic

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

#tw alcohol #resident evil #twitter #meme #memes #tweets #tweet #funny #lol #humor

[diezmil10000]

el alcohol quita la vergüenza

#farcille #dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #falin touden #marcille donato #'alcohol takes the shame away' <- caption meaning #my art

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

#video #tiktok #videos #meme #tiktoks #no cc #tw alcohol #unreality

[yamujiburo]

Ugly

[All comics in order here]

#hanamusashipping #hanamusa comic #jessie #delia ketchum #james #rotom #tw alcohol #my art

[todaysbat]

At least do the sky puppies right.

#alcohol #bat video #agave #no image description

[unexplained-occurrences]

#paranormal #ghosts #cw alcohol

[gemfeathers]

Get drunk, make out, laugh until you're sore, cry until you're sick. I want to do it all. Let's get through this crumbling world together, happy valentines day.

#valentines day #my art #digital art #rabbit #illustration #artists on tumblr #who can guess the song hehe #cw alcohol

[kosmogrl]

#non alcoholic liquid treats guys!!! #at least for me

[draconym]

My wonderful spouse, who I love very much, set a phone alarm to remind him to send drunk texts to his friends this evening, and ensured that he would be appropriately drunk (0.086%, currently) by consulting a blood alcohol calculator that factored in change over time. He was worried that this level of planning was against the spirit of Drunk Texts, but I assured him it was not.

#alcohol #we both drink so rarely that he felt the math was really necessary to get the timing right

[verlierer-is-lost]

Zuko and Aang, based on the cast photos from the live action Avatar series

#art #artist #illustration #my artwork #fanart #traditional drawing #copic drawing #copic markers #alcohol markers #zuko #prince zuko #atla zuko #zuko fanart #aang #avatar aang #atla aang #atla fanart #atla #avatar #avatar the last airbender #netflix avatar #netflix atla #avatar fanart #atla live action #atla netflix #avatar the last airbender aang

[sharkcutlery]

someone said more drunk alastor. my wish is your command

#hazbin hotel #alastor #Drinking #alcohol #angel dust #lucifer morningstar #husk #Fanart #Drunk alastor #please leave me comments i love to hear your little comments

[shiftythrifting]

ominous flask I found at a Goodwill in Phoenix AZ

#shiftythrifting #submission #thrifting #can do #flasks #alcohol mention

[hattersarts]

barbie movie my beloved. incl barbie step-mom, drew a few of these before i saw the movie

#barbie #barbie movie #barbie x gloria #gloria #alcohol cw

[lambment]

request: "What do your bishops look like and how does the lamb think of them?"

I haven’t decided (or started) on designs yet. As for my lambs opinion, they process everything through humour, I would say this is their surface level opinion on the bishops. There’s obviously the deeper-seated issues they have w them tho.

#cotl #cult of the lamb #narilamb #the bishops of the old faith #narinder #lambert #leshy #heket #kallamar #shamura #cotl comic #comic #drug ment tw #alcohol ment tw #I hope u can see how the lamb devolved the more tired I got #my artwork #fr au #Fool's Revenant au #Fools revenant au

[withthewerewolves]

tell me in the tags either the worse drink you've ever had or what you do to alcohol to make it palatable

#alcohol poll

[lxvvie]

Couples Shit with Simon Riley (Part 2):

Having a giggle/chuckle fest almost every time you are intimate. It first happened at the beginning of your relationship when you would giggle every time you two kissed. It opened the floodgates, had let that nervous energy out, and Simon was right there chuckling with you. ("Heh—aw, fuck me.")

Swearing up and down that you're gonna fuck each other's brains out but as soon as you hit the bed, you and Simon are out like a light. The last time this happened, he was supposed to go down on you, but the next thing you know, you woke up to him fast asleep with his head on your stomach.

Kissing the bridge of his crooked nose and Simon turning into putty every time. Hell, kissing any and every dent, bruise, and scar, and making your man melt.

A nice round of horizontal tango turning into a cuddle session after you comforted Simon through a charley horse. Poor baby.

Initially making the telly watch you two make sex but turns out whatever you're watching was pretty decent after all so you guys are back to watching the telly again.

Getting hot and heavy one time but you were so intrigued with the mole you discovered on Simon's inner thigh that you spent the next half-hour or so trying to find other moles on his body.

Telling Simon that you "always wanted to do this" and when you get him hot, bothered, and hard, it turns out what you always wanted to do was measure him. His disappointment was immeasurable... even if he was interested to know the number.

Twinning in some way, shape, or fashion whenever you're out together.

Talking mad shit about his snoring but let him tell it, he doesn't say shit when you take up about 80% of the bed, covers, and sleep under him.

Speaking of talking shit, having disagreements like every couple does and when you go to bed, you're angrily cuddling each other. And yes, Simon still wants your kisses in the morning, even if you two are still mad at each other. Simon doesn't give a shit, you're still gonna love on him, dammit. And him on you.

Being mad with Simon when he arrived too late to get the creepy crawler that was harassing you. Harassing you by doing what it does best: be a creepy crawler. Simon tells you you'll have to conquer your fear one day. You tell him to conquer the couch tonight lmao.

Agreeing to disagree about the superior ice cream flavor in the house. It's too bad there's not any of his favorite ice cream in the freezer. There's some of yours, though. Why? You didn't get any because it was so superior that you wouldn't "dare sully it with your hands". Cue the judgemental stare and him eating YOUR ice cream afterward. Rude.

Scaring the ever-living shit out of Simon on the rare occasions he gets to sleep in. He woke up to you sitting up in bed with his mask and paint on. Oh, and he calls bullshit. He did not nearly fall out the bed. Nor did he jump. Okay, Simon.

Chilling and drinking with Simon. Finding out he gets hot and sweaty pretty easily and off comes his clothes. Waking up hungover the next morning and you're the big spoon to a naked and equally hungover Simon. Choosing to do fuck all but sleep it off that day.

Playfully calling or referring to him as the Missus, especially in front of your co-workers. When they finally meet Simon and ask him who he is, he replies in pure deadpan Ghost fashion: "The Missus".

#2queued4u. #nsfw-ish. #cw: alcohol consumption #call of duty #call of duty modern warfare #call of duty modern lovefare. #simon ghost riley #ghost call of duty #simon riley x you #simon ghost riley x reader #simon ghost riley x you #simon riley x reader #cod x reader #cod x you #call of duty x reader #call of duty x you #x plus size reader #x poc reader #x black reader #task force 141