#nuwho shitpost

[nuwhoshitpostgenerator]

Time Lords is bugs

#is that something? #dw shitpost #dw spoilers #doctor who #nuwhospgliveblog #well sort of live blog #more post-episode thoughts #nuwho #nuwho shitpost #shitpost

[whosbian]

#this is so stupid i’m sorry #doctor who #thirteenth doctor #13th doctor #the thirteenth doctor #doctorwho #dr who #dw #nuwho #shitpost #he was forced to eat cement when he was 6 #jodie whittaker #thirteen is so silly #i need my phone to be taken away from me #yasmin khan #tagging her bc u can see her in the bg i apologize if this disrupts ur feeds yasminators i too am a yasminator

[ancientfrozenglaciershark]

A boy and his tart, off to see the Universe.

alternate title: TARTIS

#my first shitpost :) #hypothetically the TARDIS could be a tart🤔 #i also made a bubble tea one #it was very tasty:) #13th doctor #tardis #my doodles #doctor who #dw #thirteenth doctor #nuwho #the doctor #tart #baking #dw shitpost #doctor who shitpost #fruit tart

[clitemnestrasworld]

The doctor is always uncomfortable when being called sir. One might assume it’s because the term „sir“ is associated with the military. But the doctor is never offended when called madam. So the discomfort must actually stem from gender rather than pacifism.

#doctor who #jodie whittaker #13th doctor #nuwho #david tennant #christopher eccleston #matt smith #Peter capaldi #ncuti gatwa #9th doctor #10th doctor #january 11th #12th doctor #15th doctor #Madam #sir #military #pacifism #the doctor #shitpost #headcanon

[therabbitofrassilon]

(art is from magic the gathering)

#the ninth doctor #ninth doctor #my post #meme #shitpost #doctor who #nuwho #mtg #magic the gathering

[dougielombax]

If I had a penny for every time Donna Noble ended up living a whole other life in a parallel world which was then snuffed out instantly in the blink of an eye then I would have two pennies.

Which isn’t a lot, sure.

But it’s just weird that it happened twice.

(Silence in the Library/Forest of the Dead and Turn Left.)

Still.

#dougie rambles #personal stuff #doctor who #donna noble #if i had a nickel #twice #and so on #silence in the library #forest of the dead #turn left #nuwho #parallel world #alternate timeline #alternate universe #shitpost

[babiebom]

Two songs I think would describe my relationship with each doctor (nuwho)

A/N: i clicked on a video expecting chaotic doctor who TikTok’s but instead got edits and now all I can think about is what song would play if someone made an edit of me and the doctor. These headcanons are very self indulgent lmao so maybe read at your own risk(nothing too scandalous lmao)

Tw: some cursing maybe, the genre is really sorta fluffy and angsty so idk what to put as a trigger warning idk.

Bc: at least 4 for each 1 for each song and 1 explanation for each of those songs

Doctor who Masterlist

Nine

Until I Found You-Stephen Sanchez and Em Beihold

Okay for this song it’s just if he had never met Rose and I was in her place. Because I do think that whoever he meets at this time(if he likes them) will change how he views everything like she did. Like he needed somebody in this point in time to show him how wonderful the universe could be again after he had lost everything. This song gives those vibes

Snowman- Sia

This is because he’s a sad sad angry man and like, I don’t want him to be sad. This entire song is just me and my sad bf I don’t want him to be sad but no matter what it’s him and me because who else is there?

Ten

Stay With Me- Miki Matsubara

If you read the English lyrics the song is Sadge and I think it fits what I think would be my vibe with him. He will never admit if he has feelings for me(prolly not lmao) and this is just him being like love and affection are different things and i have affection for you. And like just wanting to stay in the moment if not having to be upset because of feelings or anything, just want everything to be good so I can hold on to the good moments.

Heather- Conan Gray

Okay so I’m going with my own AU of me just being the companion of each doctor and like maybe stuff happening in between? I think at this point, the doctor wouldn’t really either admit if he does or doesn’t have feelings for me and ends up falling for someone else while we travel. Like maybe the Family of Blood happens or something in this universe and I get Martha-ed(she’s the loml and I’ll never forgive the show for doing her dirty) by him. This is just me being angsty.

Eleven

My Love Mine All Mine-Mitski

Literally just how i feel about him. I’m the only companion and the only one he ever sails off with, he’s mine all mine in a way. I love him, and even if the song is talking about requited love, mine is probably delulu and this is me being all head over heels prolly

Honey-Kehlani

Again a sappy song. Out of everyone else in the entire universe he somehow chose me to travel with him, because of him I finally found what I wanted to do with my life (be with him) cute cute cute but also delulu

Twelve

Shinuoga E-Wa -Fujii Kaze

If we’re going based off canon things, the doctor was kinda insecure about this new face(because it’s older? I’m going off of what lizard lady was talking about to Clara) and this is just me being like I really don’t care what you look like I’d rather die than be without you

A Thousand Years- Christina Perri

Like the last song this is literally me being like YOURE STILL ATTRACTIVE MY FEELINGS HAVENT CHANGED PLS :)

Thirteen

Take Me to Church- Hozier

I feel like out of these doctors that thirteen was more so of like…I’m keeping all of my personal information personal? Idk like the others knew more about the doctor than the fam knew? At least before their last season. So I feel like at this point she would be lying about a bunch of shit and I’d be like “okay :) I’ll believe everything you’re saying even though I know for a fact your bullshitting me rn”

Love Story- Indila

This is more so the second verse. Me being like “lmao I’m never leaving you” and her being like “I’m literally being an asshole and I forgot how to love” and me being like “idc I’ll literally fight for you. If you ignore me I’ll just offer you my life” kinda insane but also like an undying love sorta thing

Fourteen is the same as ten but less angsty :)

Fifteen

Best Friend-Doja Cat and Saweetie

Atp I think that our relationship probably would’ve evolved to a couple that has been together for a million years but instead of being tired of each other were more like best friends to the point where everyone thinks everything has always been platonic. Fifteen is a bad bitch I love him <3

I Will Always Love You- Whitney Houston

Because fifteen is still hella angsty. He’s acting like the therapy worked but it just helped him deal with everything probably. He needs to remember that no matter what I’ll always love him.

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[alexmey-does-an-arts]

#doctor who #nuwho #shitpost

[themuskrater]

All Times Lords know is:

Be bisexual

Eat hot chip

Lie

#doctor who #dr who #dw #classic doctor who #classic who #nuwho #time lords #yassified #he got yassified #rassilon #any female born after 1993 #meme #doctor who joke #shitpost #comedy #time lord #lord president #gallifrey #the doctor #heaven sent #hell bent

[dontbelasagne]

*slaps image on table*

name a show with a

✨ prettier protagonist ✨

#doctor who #dw #doctor who shitpost #the doctor #nuwho #classic who

[softshelldoctor]

#ninth #doctor #who #christopher eccleston #react #nuwho #me #mfw #mental health #depression #anxiety #disorder #rose #60th anniversary #meme #shitpost #top hat #breakdown

[nuwhoshitpostgenerator]

Sylvia Noble seeing Rose regenerate the first time 'round: "Can all trans people do that or just her?"

#nuwho #dw shitpost #dw spoilers #doctor who #nuwho shitpost

[creativecuquilu]

We conclude the Dalle insanity with some NuWho prompts, featuring two classic doctors.

Hope you like it!

#meme #shitpost #dalle #craiyon #ai generated #doctor who #nuwho #matt smith #christopher eccleston #sylvester mccoy #jon pertwee #jodie whittaker #mugshot #hair dyed #ginger #jammie dodgers #stacking #mouth #billboard #advertising #blue milk #prancing pony #shouting #apple pie #applebees #dinner #romantic #candlelit #abandoned #pizzeria

[theoncomingdoo-dah]

"This show!" *affectionate*

"...this show." *derogatory*

#its nuwho #the doctor shitposts

[clitemnestrasworld]

This is how I would graph them. Someone else has done this before but I disagreed with them so I’ve done it. I can’t find them anymore so I can’t credit them.

9 has the moves and the confidence of an experienced lover, as seen in the doctor dances. I feel like he’s a bit kinky, mainly thinking of the “blonde in a Union Jack” line and saying that he wants to be spoiled by jack but not particularly.

10 is frankly too focused on himself to be a good lover but he’s a bit kinky (thinking of the master).

11 views sex as more of a performance, which is why he isn’t very good at it either but he’s quite kinky as we’ve seen with River.

12 is very sensual with the TARDIS and he learns to care about others a lot so he’s good at sex and there’s a running gag about his browser history so there’s definitely something going on there. (I actually prefer the thought that his browser history isn’t sexual but deeply weird and off putting in some other way but whatever.)

13 is really good at sex and really vanilla as you can see. I don’t really know why, that’s just what I’ve decided. She’s very much not interested in the master so that’s a sign she’s not kinky. There’s this saying “mr bean is what too much pussy does to a motherfucker” and it kind of reminds me of her for some reason.

#doctor who #jodie whittaker #david tennant #christopher eccleston #matt smith #peter capaldi #dw #shitpost #meta #subtext #new who #nuwho #bbc #rtd #moffat #chibnall

[roxannepolice]

Inside me there are two wolves

#personal #this intp needs a break #between these two fandoms being high on finales #there's been way too much rapture and indignation and too little shitposting and analysis for my liking #a woman can't get on board without falling into no good fun rabbit holes #it drains her #so yeah maybe time for a good thriller and piano lessons #or maybe a sheogorath questing spree #but feel free to inquire about daeron headcanons #especially how he may be transsexual #and also about how nuwho masters are basically Burton batman villains