#oh bullet

[thecowboykatsuki-anon]

I took the week off partially cause of my injuries and partially cause I was burnt out but I miss my demon child 🥺

#I haven’t talked about him on here a ton yet #his name is Bullet #Gambler (the red one with spots) was pretty much fixed so they took him away to be a trail horse #but Bullet #oh bullet #he’s a fucking dream in the arena #so smooth #so eager to listen and please #very loving #but on the trail? #he bucks #bad #like #only on uphill and downhill #but he’s so sweet still #when he threw me two weeks ago he came right back to me #which my boss says was super weird for him #she’s been dropping hints she might be convinced to sell him #and tbh I can’t afford him #so I hope she doesn’t #t.talks on the real world #t.works

[esmiara]

"Then they kissed and lived happily ever after"

#bsd #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd fanart #skk #soukoku #nakahara chuuya #bsd chuuya #bsd dazai #dazai osamu #we haven't seen them this month but trust me #that's definitely what happens #fanart #forgot those bullet wounds #oh well

[raiiny-bay]

summer '93

#ts4 #simblr #ts4 edit #ts4 render #sims 4 #myedits #AUverse #kelly #dhestyn #something came over me when i made these man #i don't know #AUverse is the new tag for all of my miniAUs btw. so it encompasses multiple AUs #this one is what i'm currently calling the 90sAU (ideally it will have a real name eventually. it just. doesn't yet) #uh i have a confession which is that i haven't actually written anything for this particular AU yet #like. not even bullet points or anything #but i am completely obsessed with it #something about the boys traveling around in their lil van is just so fun to me #i love the idea of kel just being some punk ass kid who ran away from home #& dhes sees him on the side of the road one day & is like. oh. yea. that one's cute. sure. i'll pick him up. #& they literally just travel the states together #like originally dhes was only gonna drive him to this one concert in a nearby city but #since they had a few days to spare dhes convinced kel to let him take him on a small detour & go sight seeing #& they ended up having a lot of fun!!! #i haven't decided for sure yet but i think they're like... 19 or 20 in this AU #i'll figure out the details once i actually start writing it though

[babygirltangerine]

brian tyree henry, met gala 2023

#BRIIIAAANNNNNNNN #I NEED HIM #he looks soo good oh my god #brian tyree henry #met gala #bullet train #met gala 2023

[homkamiro]

Hi hello yes I would like to say I have fallen in love with your tf2 art, especially ur sniperscout yuri <3333

Also I'd like you to know that the way your draw scout gives me opossum vibes that I just can't explain

Anyway, good bye and I'm eating your art <3

Thanks a lot!! ♡⁠(⁠˃͈⁠ ⁠દ⁠ ⁠˂͈⁠ ⁠༶⁠ ⁠) That's really nice to hear

#one of the first asks...oh god #team fortress 2 #tf2 #team fortress 2 fanart #tf2 fanart #tf2 scout #tf2 sniper #sniperscout #speeding bullet #fem fortress #tf2 femscout #tf2 femsniper #tf2 miss pauling

[horsegirlhob]

Fantasy High is great because none of the 6 main teens are romantically involved with each other but you’d need a full conspiracy board to properly explain whatever the fuck is going on with their parents. 

#Dylan says things #fantasy high #dimension 20 #I'm not opposed to pc or main character romances btw #i just think that teen media is so much like 'oh all these teens are sleeping with each other' #that it's funny that the teens dodged that bullet #and then that bullet hit all their parents instead

[scyllas-revenge]

Leap of Faith

aka an Only One Bed headcanon with no context whatsoever

because this popped into my head and I wanted to be able to write and finish something for once god damn it. @the-girl-with-the-algebra-book this is for you 🥰

Legolas/Human Reader (gender-neutral)

Word count: 663

Rating: G

Read on AO3

New!! There’s a part 2 here!

Legolas is instantly flustered at the sight of the single bed, his eyes darting between you and the pillows and back again. Despite himself, he’s half-contemplating diving out the window to freedom—but at the look on your face, he forces himself to take a shuddering breath.

You’re more than happy to share the bed, you reassure him: there’s plenty of room, and you’re a heavy sleeper, so he won’t disturb you. But he rejects the offer smoothly. Elves do not sleep like mortals, of course, and he need not lie down to find his rest as you do.

For the first time, he regrets it.

Legolas is a gentleman: he turns away quickly as you slip out of your traveling clothes and boots and slide under the covers, but the rustling of your garments and slide of fabric against your skin is so loud in the silence of the little bedroom, so intimate, that his heartbeat lurches in his chest. By the time he risks a glance back at you, you’re buried in blankets and pillows, looking more at peace than he’s ever seen you.

And now there is nothing to do but wait for dawn.

He pours water over the coals in the fireplace as your breathing evens out in sleep. He paces quietly. He sighs. Time slips by, and his eyes dart to you more and more often.

He’s curious. That’s what he tells himself, anyway. Legolas has so rarely been around mortals, and the way they sleep is fascinating. You’re deeply, wholeheartedly asleep—no wide-open staring eyes, no mind still active and wandering, elf-like.  

He’s curious. Your chest rises and falls under the blankets, your breaths even, calm. In through the nose, with the slightest snore, then out through the mouth in a warm puff. He finds himself stepping closer to the bed, transfixed.

He’s curious. That’s all. His elven eyes can make out the darting of your pupils beneath their lids, the slight parting of your lips. He leans closer, unconsciously. Perhaps you’re dreaming—and he hopes, with a sudden jolt, that you’re dreaming of him. And as though in answer, your lashes flutter restlessly, a single word escaping your parted lips: “Legolas.”

Oh, fine. He’s far more than just curious.  

Legolas is perched on the bed beside you before he is aware of it, his heart in his throat. Perhaps it meant nothing—very likely it meant nothing, for rarely was there sense to be found in mortal dreams. He should move away, and stop staring longingly at your sleeping form. You would hardly appreciate it if you knew.

Or would you? You had invited him to share the bed with you, after all.

Thoroughly defeated, Legolas slips under the covers to join you. Even in sleep, you’re enough to overpower him. And even in sleep, you turn toward him, clutching at his torso and pressing yourself close. His breath hitches.

Your hands clutch tight to his tunic as you nuzzle into his side, and Legolas curls against you, your legs tangling together. A shudder runs through his body.

He breathes in and out as evenly as he can, in imitation of you, and closes his eyes against the pillows, just as you did. Perhaps he can sleep as you do, just this once, so he can survive this overwhelming closeness. Keep his eyes shut tight and his mind closed off from the world, so he can outlast it.

It frightens him for a moment—the uncertainty of his tight-shut eyes, the lack of awareness of the wider world. How odd this mortal sleep is. It feels like a leap of faith. But your breath is warm and even against his neck, your hair soft as it splays against the exposed skin of his neck and collarbone, and his heartbeat slows, sleep—true sleep—stealing over him at last.  

This leap is an easy one to take, for he has faith in you utterly.  

#legolas #lotr fanfic #legolas x reader #only one bed #oh god i've written in the present tense for real this time #what have i done #this started out as bullet points BULLET POINTS at least i've polished it a bit more than that

[pencildragons]

i started intermezzo and had all my Theories about s5 but absolutely NOTHING couldve prepared me for fucking 13th century england

#it took me OUT #also harlan in the s4 q&a being like oh i didnt want to make kayne cartoony #like sir this is genuinrly maybr the only charactet EVER that ivr been Afraid of #he instills such a deep unease in me #/pos #i was like oh maybe shug niggrath-- oh shes been deleted #then i thought maybe arthur would have w chsnce to meet grown up faroe or something along those lines #potentially but orobabky not #and tjen #i was hit by thr 13th century england bullet train #malevolent #malevolent podcast #words of wyrm

[lorephobic]

literally nobody asked for it, but here's my list of saltburn essays that i've slowly been drafting over the course of the last week which WILL be required reading for anybody trying to engage with me about this movie. my very personal saltburn 101 syllabus just dropped

A Wolf in Deer's Clothing: Saltburn's Attempt at Innocence

an examination of party costumes and our character's last attempts to masquerade as something they're not: felix—an angel, all-forgiving and all-knowing, something to be worshiped; and oliver—a prey animal, prey to class-divide, prey to saltburn, prey to felix.

thoughts about oliver specifically are loosely organized in my #bambi tag

A Midsummer Night's Mare: Farleigh Start as the Ultimate Victim of Saltburn

a farleigh character study, about the ways he was mistreated and manipulated at saltburn, about fighting to stay alive and the scars left behind by knowing when to give in

alternatively titled "QuickStart", may be adapted into a conclusive essay specifically focusing on oliver and farleigh's relationship

The Eye of the Beholder: On Saltburn's Voyeurism & Violence [working title]

how wealth and class pushes the catton's toward the volatile reality of being able to look, but not touch. on desire and the lack thereof, and portraying yourself as an object to be desired

may end up as two separate essays on wealth and aestheticism but i'm pushing toward a conclusive essay about the intersection of the two, which i feel is at the heart of saltburn

alternatively titled "Poor Man's Pudding: A Melvillian Approach to Saltburn's Class", again, may be adapted into it's own essay

Gender-Fluid: A Study in Sexuality and Saltburn's Desire to be Dry

a deep dive into the bodily fluids of saltburn and how oliver upsets the standard of men who are just so lovely and dry. on the creative choice to lean into the messy wetness of sex and desire and the audience's instinct toward repulsion

a celebration of the grotesque and an examination of why we would label it as such

least developed of the four, heavily inspired by @charnelpit's lovely post about the fluids in saltburn

if anybody is actually interested in any of these, i can work toward something closer to a finished piece instead of just bullet points and quotes in a google doc, but mostly this is so i can share my very brief takes on a multitude of themes in saltburn that have been haunting me

edit for people seeing this in the future: all posts about my essays are being organized into my #saltburn 101 tag if you’re interested in following these through to development!

#saltburn #saltburn posting #really desperately need someone to pay me to write saltburn essays all day #or else these will never be more than a smattering of bullet points #and these are only the most developed of the millions of the thoughts that i've had rolling around in my brain this last week #idk if lengthy meta-essays are interesting to literally anyone other than me #but if any of these speak to u and u have thoughts abt them #of course u are welcome to send them my way #i think all of these were born out of either seeing bad fandom takes (ie. everything ive seen about farleigh and oliver) #or rly good fandom takes that haven't been talked about enough like the fluids thing #anyway #oh also if u want any interview clips that back up any of these ideas i have a list thats like a million miles long #and would be happy to dig for any specific things im talking about here #bambi #also also im sorry i kno the colon in academic essay titles is so overused i just love a subtitle sm #i love love love a clever little essay title. titling my essays was literally my favorite part of the essay process in college #saltburn 101

[zeffdakilla]

#tf2 #art #nostalgia #old internet #old web #2010s #2010s nostalgia #digital art #team fortress 2 #tf2 fanart #tf2 sniper #tf2 scout #tf2 oc #oh yeah he has the ears because they're on my avatar but this screenshot is when i didn't have them.... </3 #oc #original character #tf2 art #speeding bullet #sniperscout

[your-friendly-neighbourh00d-fag]

***note, this is purely from vibes, outfits, performances, etc. if you vote for revenge, that doesn't mean you're a bad person because they had bad addiction troubles back then or any shit like that. it's not like 'oh you didnt vote swarm?? you hate gee being happy then?? terrible??? be civil in the tags please.

bullets:

revenge:

black parade:

danger days:

hesitant alien:

swarm:

#yes there are a lot of swarm photos shut up #she needed to be properly represented #oh also these for all the other members will be floating around sometime #mcr #gerard way #my chemical romance #bullets era #ibymbybmyl #i brought you my bullets you brought me your love #revenge era #three cheers for sweet revenge #black parade era #tbp #the black parade #danger days era #danger days: the true lives of the fabulous killjoys #hesitant alien #swarm era #return era #poll #polls #sorry i went over board on tags </3

[tuphup]

Style swap! I wasn't sure what to do for Pavitr so I panicked

#I mean #I'm always panicking #in retrospect I think Pav would have looked cool in Gwen's style #oh well #atsv #spiderman #kingpin's suit is unquantifiable in weight #a blackhole #it’s made of lead so he’s protected from bullets lol #miles morales #spider gwen #pavitr prabhakar #hobie brown #atsv pavitr #fanart #john ohnn #king pin

[rottingrard]

#gerard way #live #bullets #2003 #oh #soggy

[phierie]

Couple of fruits

#bullet train #bullet train movie #bullet train 2022 #tangerine bullet train #lemon bullet train #tangerine #lemon #my art #illust #fanart #(looks are based off valentino fw23) #saw that yellow coat and i was like oh...... lemon #been drawing so much bullet train hhsdhsh i'll probably slow down soon but in peak new obsession mode rn u knowww

[homkamiro]

Now, speeding bullet crop top scout but make it Yuri

I want to squeeze her and throw into the trashbin and then light the trashbin

#dialogue inspired by “little things” fanfiction from triggeredhappy #i hc that sniper was mostly into fat/buff women (cuz australia) #but she's still very fond of her skinny bun #oh to squeeze her sides #team fortress 2 #tf2 #team fortress 2 fanart #tf2 fanart #tf2 scout #tf2 sniper #sniperscout #speeding bullet #tf2 femscout #tf2 femsniper #fem fortress

[lesbaurinkos]

whatever................

#the way even after all this time them sharing clothes still feels like a bullet to the chest #like woah the couple whos been together for 15 years and regularly shares clothes does it again? #oh u can put pictures of them wearing the same thing next to each other? should we throw a party? should we invite thomas sanders? #and yet despite that. despite that it gets me every time. because to be frank theres something wrong with me. and it is very cute. it is. #anyway bold of dan for going stooooppp when phil was making them shorter as if he didnt wear them Incredibly short. Daniel... u hush. #i cant even talk about The Hoodie. because The Hoodie felt like getting shot sooooo bad. so