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box5intern · 2 years

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Thinking about him (JOJ)

#phantom of the opera #poto #John Owen Jones #hand #oh to have a time machine #listen seeing joj twice worth my semester abroad right there #even if the rest of it wasn’t great as well #take me BACK

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antimony-medusa · 1 month

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Truly when you have brain rot EVERY song can be about your blorbos.

#Mid 2000s romance song comes on and I go oh this is so emduo #2024 pop rap and I go omg this is so them #florence and the machine soundtrack song and I go this is ALSO emduo #indie folk singer songwriter and I go y'know what #this would be a really interesting play on emduo #I could make an au out of this #Like I would call this a problem except that I'm having a great time in my corner with the cubitos

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garaksapprentice · 7 months

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The internet: You must never machine wash your knits. Never. Ever. They will be destroyed the moment they are touched by the caress of a machine's heated water supply. Hand wash only, or You Shall Be Sorry.

Me:

That photo contains ~13 pairs of 70/30 wool/nylon socks, a 100% wool shawl, an acrylic shawl, an acrylic kid's jumper, an acrylic beanie, a vest knit of "handwash only" wool, and a few other things I've forgotten.

This is one of the reasons to swatch, people. Knit a swatch. A big one. Even better, knit a hat out of the thing you want to use. Chuck it in the wash. See how it comes out. Make decisions from there.

I've knitted somewhere above 50 non-sock things in the decade or so since my first kid came along. I have machine washed them all. Only two - TWO - things have gotten eaten by the wash in that time. (a purple toddler dress and half a sock). And both of those were accidentally put through with the regular clothes wash.

Obligatory caveats: Probably don't do this if your machine doesn't have a gentle/delicate setting. I made sure mine came with a wool cycle when I had to buy a new one. It takes 38 minutes, spins at 800 RPM, and refuses to go hotter than 30ºC.

Also if you tend to use loosely spun yarns or very large gauges (both seem to be popular nowadays), or like to knit Extremely Delicate Lace, use caution. (My knitting preferences are basically the opposite of those things - I like things that last.)

#knitting #knitblr #“hey garak what did you do on the weekend” oh just fomented rebellion against the establishment #by encouraging them to wash their knits in the washing machine. you know the usual #I know too many disabled people who are scared to use the yarns they really want to #because they think they have to hand wash literally everything ever all the time and don't have the spoons for it. But it just isn't true #make sure you wash a swatch first though

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hughmanbean · 3 months

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Are You Not Entertained?

The High Queen has a problem. Boredom! Just a tad. But boredom can lead to many things, like mischief and meddling. And the Ancients know what happens when the High Queen is bored.

So Ghost Writer has teamed up with some other the other playwright and novelist ghosts to find something to entertain her.

With a little advice from Clockwork, they find the perfect dimension to amuse the Queen. So they all draft up a plot and set off, influencing various events to lead to a way for the Queen to come along and watch as every little plan unfolds.

They're done now, so it's time to bring the Queen to watch something interesting.

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Constantine inspects the various runes, glowing items, and green smudges on the table, the rest of the JL watching him expectantly.

"Well, what are they?" Flash speaks out nervously, fidgeting. He'd found several traces of this stuff in Central city, from cars to buildings to even people. The rest of the JL members had reported the same.

"Nothing good. From what I could gather these things are the work of the subjects of the High Queen."

"The High Queen?"

"Well Bats, officially it's the High Queen of the Infinite Realms. Ruler of All and whatnot. I'd say that this is the work of some of the Realms Beings that she controls. Though none of it is her directly doing anything from what I can tell."

The rest of the JL look at him for more explanation, Zatanna gives him a look that he's on his own for this one, and John inwardly curses at the fact he's the one that has to explain this.

"The Infinite Realms are the In-between. They're also The Beginning and The End at the same time. Anything is, was, or will be has at one point been there. The High Queen, as a result, controls all of this."

"What does that mean, Constantine?"

"Well dark and broody, that means that we're royally screwed."

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dp x dc prompt #dp x dc crossover #dcxdp #dc x dp #Oh Hugh why do you make Danny a Queen or lady all the time?#because I like it i dunno #high queen danny phantom #ghosts have gender set to optional #that moment when you become a shadow government so the Queen can have some enrichment #I mean it was only for a year but still.#My mind is a pendulum that smacks floating ideas #Cobbling them together like some sort of horrible machine

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yuriinadress · 1 year

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Bernard Dowd and Tim's 7 Evil Exes but they're not anyone Tim's actually dated (because lbr, anyone's who's dated Tim would not go through the trouble of fighting his boyfriend for him)

INSTEAD it's Bernard and Tim's 7 POTENTIAL Evil Exes: people that had a crush on Tim but either never got the chance to tell him and/or Tim was too oblivious to realize

Potential candidates include:

Danny Temple

Lonnie Machin

Greta Hayes

Sebastian Ives

Conner Kent

Buzz

Norris

Karl Ranck

Miguel Barragan (Bunker) (I think he had a small crush on Tim? I can't remember, it's been a while since I've read n52)

Cullen Row

That one guy that dragged Tim out clubbing in France (I don't know his name but I know he exists)

Literally any boy that Tim went to school with apparently (guy was a dude magnet jfc)

This all mostly inspired by many of @aliteralchicken 's posts about Tim's many MANY suitors

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emwheezie · 20 days

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reblog this with things and imagery that frequently show up in your dreams in the tags 💤

#The beach and looking for seaglass #playing claw machines #being in a rush to pack EVERYTHING and move #missing important events because I can't get ready on time #airplanes #my elementary school #the dreams about needing to pack quickly and move only started after I needed to do that during covid with my dorm.#We were given about an hour and a half to get everything and oh boy do i have a lot of ITEMS

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midnightfire830 · 5 months

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Stay tuned…It’s new AU time…

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aletterinthenameofsanity · 2 months

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Sometimes you just have to listen to the live version of a song and feel like you're ascending to godhood...

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robo-dino-puppy · 7 months

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horizontober 2023 | 5: "Oh dear..."

#horizontober2023 #horizon forbidden west #hfw #aloy #fireclaw #...i don't think you tied it down‚ aloy #i read 'oh dear' and just thought of fireclaws #btw i was very not smrt when trying to take this shot #i should have turned the difficulty down so i didn't DIE LIKE SIX TIMES #while i was trying to bait the bear into a good position #i mean... i could have! since it wasn't my UH file! but i just... didn't #don't know where my brain was lmao #hfw machines #hfw thornmarsh

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invye · 4 months

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Someone please send help, I saw an IronStrange post that reminded me of the supreme dynamic Wong and Rhodey would have if they spoke just two words with each other--

And now I'm halfway through planning a Wong/Rhodey crack fic because they get tired of watching Tony and Stephen not getting anywhere with their pining and decide to show them how its done; and the fic is getting less and less crack and more and more genuinely adorable---

#i don't have the time to be writing this--#but wong and rhodey together would simply solve all the world's problems as casually as going out for a drink #tony: so how was the date? rhodey: oh you know. solved world hunger.#tony and stephen would fear for their lives the moment they catch on to what is happening between their bffs #meanwhile wong and rhodey just sigh into their drinks about their idiot white boys still not getting it #wong #sorcerer supreme wong #james rhodes #war machine #doctor strange #stephen strange #tony stark #ironstrange #wong/rhodey #omg they don't even have a tag do they?#the temptation to actually write this is consuming me #marvel #mcu

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forgetfulmachineart · 1 year

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[ID: Three digitally drawn side profiles of Red Son. He has three hair styles left to right. "Pre-Time Travel" is a high ponytail, "Pretending to be DKR" is a half up bun, "Ch. 12" is a messy layered chin length hair cut. /End ID]

How I imagine Red's hair through A Test of Time by @purble-turble ! Go read it now 🔪

#lmk #lego monkie king au #time travel demon king red au #red son #art by this machine #i love this au so much y'all have no idea #his hair has got to be a huge mess after cutting it with a knife tho #<- knows this as a fact cause I've cut my hair from a ponytail and oh lord the unevenness #I'm still trying to fix it tbh #time travel au

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arom-antix · 8 months

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Yuri!!! On Cards collaboration!

So, I know I've been pretty inactive recently, at least in posting my own art but for good reason! In the Yuri on the Web Discord server artists and writers alike have all collaborated to illustrate a deck of cards and write stories for each of them. And as a resident artist myself, I couldn't not take the opportunity to draw for this project UuU

Oh and if anyone was wondering, yes, I am to blame for inflicting this giant project onto the server BUT I REGRET NOTHING AND NEITHER WILL YOU IF YOU CHECK OUT EVERYONE ELSE'S WORKS. Trust me, they are amazing! The masterpost can be found here!

GIANT thanks to @lines-on-ice and @yaoiconnoisseur for helping so much and being amazing co-administrators and basically making this entire thing possible! You really saved me from my own overambition XD

The guidelines for this project can be found on the Yuri!!! On Cards blog as can the masterpost with all the links to everything. All the art that gets posted to Tumblr will also be reblogged by the blog.

With all that said, here's the actual art I made! (Break for those who don't want their dash to die UuU)

Okay, I lied. First, I'd heavily recommend for you to check out the guideline posts, both the general and artists' and even the writers' if you're up to it to get a grasp of the perimeters of this project. There's also some vague lore and AU stuff about the whole thing to find which will give you context for why the art looks the way it does to a certain extent.

You can also just jump right in and take everything as I ramble about it which, I mean, I won't stop you, the guideline posts aren't short. I will not blame you. You can still just look at the art. If that's your choice, go on ahead!

First up!

Ace of the Kingdom Otabek, The Deep Shadow

Being of the Kingdom of Diamonds, he's skillful and sharp. He moves quietly as a shadow and is just as mysterious.

Okay, I can't comment much on how he actually is, you'll have find that out by reading his fic(let?). They were supposed to be ficlets but as writers tend to do, none of us could manage that so take "ficlet" with a big grain of salt for every written work.

I've, by the way, not read any of the ficlets for this project beside my own so I'll get to experience the reveal with y'all and I'm gonna perish waiting.

Anyway, about the art. The yellow of course comes from the Kingdom of Diamonds' designated colour. As for the outfit, it's based on this handsome fellow I found who's supposed to be a Kazakh archer which I thought fit Otabek's whole shadow thing perfectly (and Writingfromtheshadow's fic Equivalent Exchange has me in an iron grip and I don't want to be released).

If there are any Kazakhs in the audience, you are free to laugh at me for any inaccuracies or missteps, I am but a humble little not-Kazakh, I don't expect to have gotten it all right UuU

Next up!

King Yuuri, Wanderer of Dreams

The ruler of his realm, he is as the mind flows. Kind and benevolent yet of fickle thoughts, the spirals of the subconscious are ones he both masters and bows to.

Again, gonna be waiting for his fic with everyone else but like. It's Yuuri. Anxiety is kind of a given.

In terms of art, I don't know if you can tell but this was where I started writing my will because oh my stars, what did I get myself into. If you follow me or my art, you'll know that I don't draw lineless. Like ever. And apparently I decided this project on a deadline that others were depending on me making look nice was the place to go all out.

And the worst part is that I'm not even mad at it so I have no argument to not do it again.

Anyway, the blue is from the designated colour of spades and yes, you've guessed right as to why this colour was picked for this suit. I'm predictable, leave me alone. As for the rest, the outfit is inspired by traditional Japanese dress that the Internet told me about (again, Japanese may laugh at me all they want UuU Your culture is very cool but also there was so much info, I hope I got it at least a bit right).

Also I spent like eight hours looking at hanakotoba for this and I've never been this happy about a decision I regretted so much while I was having to draw that many flowers. And you know I had to include The Gay Flower^(TM).

The Japanese iris is now Yuuri's btw.

All the flowers used are: Japanese irises, Jasmine flowers, Forget-me-nots, cherry blossoms, white roses, green carnations and blue roses (Viktor's flower. Read: I am predictable).

And finally!

Queen Minako, Tamer of Minds

Of the Realm of Dreams, she sees your fears, the snares laid by the subconscious and, strict and blunt as she is, she clears a path for the motivated and lets no potential go to waste.

Again, haven't read a word of the fic.

This one was by far the one that I made the fastest and I would've loved to do more with it but like deadlines. I'm gracefully skipping over the fact that I set the deadline and am fully to blame for being late.

But, as with Yuuri, blue is for spades. And since I wanted her to have a leotard but still match Yuuri and make her outfit look even slightly Japanese inspired, sheer fabric to the rescue! With cherry blossoms, of course, because CSP had the pattern preinstalled UuU

And I don't know if it worked but I tried to make her hair both look like her signature style, traditional Japanese hairstyles I found on the good ol' Interwebs and then kind of a spade by having that middle stick be the stem and the hair the spade's butt.

Also this probably goes without saying but the ranks of the characters are just titles. Yuuri is not married to Minako, she is just the Queen and he the King, don't worry.

Again, a BIG thank you to everyone who also participated, it was so fun to work together on this and see everyone's progress! Nic and Lil, you're amazing, thank you so much for everything you've done for this!

And to everyone who's made it this far, thank you for sticking around and please go check out all the other art and the ficlets! I promise it's worth it!

Masterpost | AO3 collection

#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA this project almost killed me #i am so infinitely happy about everyones contributions they are so lovely and i am gonna die happy now #but seriously what idiot decided to try a new and more detailed rendering style on a deadline #its me #i am that idiot and if i had a time machine past me would have gotten the fattest slap #idk if im ever gonna do that again but if i know myself at all itll happen because this wasnt disastrous enough a result to dissuade me #and most of it im pretty happy with #also i had so much fun with otabek #i got to play with light and texture and light and those smoke tendrils in the back and light and that fabric and light and #also rendering minako was a BLAST even if i churned her out on severe sleep deprivation my only energy being spite for my own mortality #oh and yes it was a this we decided that the aces should somehow incorporate the king of the given suit so the anger kitten is there #in otabeks i mean #now ON TO ANOTHER PROJECT #THATS... ON A DEADLINE #UH #yuri on cards #yuri on ice #yoi #yuri on ice fanart #yoi fanart #fanart #art #arom antix art #arom antix #otabek altin #katsuki yuuri #okukawa minako #collab

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yo-yo-yoshiko · 10 months

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Drew up a Kiramai Red a few weeks ago and now he cheers me on while i’m working.

(Most of my little Airstrike doodles fell down a while ago so i had to replace them aaahah!)

#machin sentai kiramager #kiramager #super sentai #kiramai red #atsuta juuru #ink drawing #I think Kiramai Red is the most difficult for me to draw which is a challenge~! His helmet has a lot of shapes.#mmmm starninger is hard too but thats only cause i can't draw stars waaahaha #he looks like hes giving me a thumbs up which is great too #thanks juuru... yeah lets have a nice time drawing~!#oh! i finally got to use this masking fluid pen i bought for his chin line!! it works great and i was really excited about it!#if anyone hates using masking fluid cause it keeps wrecking your brushes i recommend finding a pen type!#had to do a little cleanup but it was fun

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joyflameball · 2 months

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Why was Meatly surprised that Sammy so popular he's literally skinny canonically blonde shirtless has suspenders ties you up tries to kill you and is tragic what did you expect people to NOT wanna fuck him

#cassie rambles #like bro i'm literally a lesbian AND aroace and i can figure out why people were insane about him #bendy and the ink machine #like in 2017 you dropped into the world a guy who was built to be a tumblr sexyman #of course he was popular like this feels so fuckin obvious #have you seen one tumblr sexyman. tumblr loves their skinny white boys who wear suspenders #if you give tumblr a guy who is so clearly tumblr sexyman material they're gonna wanna fuck him #meatly people were so obviously gonna wanna fuck him. meatly.#sammy lawrence #meatly voice why is this guy who is so obviously fuckable so popular #I SAY THIS AS AN AROACE LESBIAN LIKE TO ME PERSONALLY SAMMY IS LESS FUCKABLE AND MORE SOGGY WET RAG #DOESN'T MEAN I CAN'T SEE “OH YEAH OF COURSE PEOPLE WANNA FUCK HIM”#COME ON PEOPLE #it's five am #btw none of this is meant mean-spirited this is all in good fun #i am also a sammy fan (i just think he's really interesting and has thus far been shamefully underutilized)#(meatly don't fuck him up in the cage or i'm swallowing your teeth whole)#(meatly this isn't a joke anymore if you fuck sammy up for the third time i'm gonna come to your house and put your head in a toaster)

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futuristichedge · 4 months

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Thinking about how Silver was born and raised in a devastated world. Destruction being all that he's ever known, and him not only dreaming for a better future but FIGHTING for it. A better world for everyone. Sacrificing so much for a chance for everyone else to have a better life

#something something about how our first scene of him in his first game is him seeking out iblis to keep him at bay #the FIRST thing we see him doing is a sisyphean task. hes frustrated by it sure but hes still clearly doing it and has done it before #characters who have been thru hell and seen the worst of life choosing to fight and hold on to hope have me ill.#also self sacrificial?? atleast in 06 he was fully ready to seal iblis away into himself. what the fuck #*listening to Time Machine by Daisy the Great on repeat* ''fictional animals are making me ill''#rambles #text #oh the sonic series and the inherent tragedy of child heroes. never change

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irkedisaac · 3 months

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prey is so funny. yes one of my completely ordinary and normal human abilities is to move at 300% speed while being totally unable to tire

#prey 2017 #combat focus is transparently the best ability in this game #ha ha hee hee i dont need any alien superpowers i can just sprint at mach fuck across the station #oh theres a nightmare here? bye im literally already two full sectors away #whats that you say? i HAVE to kill the nightmare? ok lemme use this shotgun like a fucking machine gun while it can't move #and also like actual stealth purposes - you moving faster than the detection meter can register you is very handy #its like bend time in dishonored just so easily the best power #give me a time stop and ill give you up to 8 corpses and an unexplainable burglary

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