Finally done! Would have finished faster but I had to add a extra 30 seconds after the last update came out. Plus after hearing this song how could I not •3•
Most is just from Cass’ au panels (which can be found below) but I did add a little of my own stuff to give it some 🌶️
Did I do okay @tapakah0 and @somerandomdudelmao ? 🥺
I feel like the reason cr has such a passionate fandom is because it's kinda hard to be a "casual fan". You either watched hundred of hours of people playing dnd or you didn't.
So, Shane's my Secret Santa Stardew Valley style, ok
And this fucker gives me a Purple Mushroom
THEN has the AUDACITY to say this too
?????
SIR. The selling price for this is, like, 250g????? It takes me AGES to find ONE?????? And I have to go fight monsters for that ONE PURPLE MUSHROOM?!?!?!
He either paid a fortune for one piece of purple mushroom, which is unlikely because he's working at Joja of all the places. Or he went in the mines and researched for one.
This fucker went to the mines to get me a stupid purple mushroom- is not even a red one, is purple man. Purple. He could have given me a rock man, he hates me, no hard feelings right??? But he went out of his way to get me a purple mushroom, which is rare and all that. He fought monsters and probably researched for HOURS for a STUPID Purple Mushroom.
I think the Knight of Dawn being "a coward who is unable to stand up for what is right and does as he's ordered to" and "someone who cares deeply about his family and did everything he could so that Silver could live a happy and normal life in the future" are two statements that can coexist.
Danny Fenton isn’t dead. And Maddie is grateful for that, as his mother. But, as a scientist, she knows, realistically, he should be dead. Yet here he is, walking around with enough ectoplasmic contamination in his system to kill a grown man ten times, acting like nothing is wrong. What the honest fuck.
Maddie’s first theory is ectocontamination. A severe case. The problem with this theory is that there’s no proof of contamination besides the absurd amount of ectoplasm in Danny’s system. No adverse health effects as far as they can tell. Which is oddーwhen she compares it to her other theories.
Her second theoryーJack’s firstーis possibly low level possession. But, again, Danny shows no signs or symptoms besides his ectoplasmic levels. He can even pass through the Fenton Ghost Shield.
Third? Maybe he isn’t affected as much by ectoplasm and so it just sticks to him without any adverse effects. She did handle samples while pregnant, which wasn’t very good. But, again, the problem here is that the same could be said of Jazz, and she has a perfectly normal level of ectocontamination. And when she had gotten severely contaminated, Jazz fell illーalong with dozens of other students from Casper High.
It is quite literally just Danny.
Danny Fenton is an enigma. Maddie finds herself stuck in this thought loop often. Her son doesn’t even seem to notice the absolutely massive amount of ectoenergy he gives off. Normally, that much would be coming from the deceased victim of contamination or a ghost, not a healthy, living teenager.
And Danny is healthy. Nothing is wrong with him besides that. Which is weird. Well, it’s good that he isn’t dying, but… scientifically impossible. Never before witnessed. An anomaly in the field of paranormal science. A human giving off so much ectoplasmic energy a day, it could fuel a blob ghost, without recharging, for ten years.
Another mystery. How did Danny discover blob ghosts before she or Jack did? Why didn’t he tell them before one wandered out of his room? And why on Earth would he give them such a ridiculous, albeit accurate, name?
Maddie feels like her head is going to explode. She wishes she could justーask. But her son thoroughly avoids any mention of ghosts. Add it to the list. Because that’s what this is becoming. Just a list of odd things about her son that she can’t solve. Her son that should be dead, but against all odds isn’t.