#own medicine

[beaulesbian]

Glass Onion spoilers ahead! - long post

These parallels in the movie are so *chef's kiss* ✨️

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what a combo these two make! ♥

#this dude got to tell them the whole monologue in the first half of the movie #and then got the taste of his own medicine #love to see it #glass onion #knives out #glass onion a knives out mystery #knives out spoilers #glass onion spoilers #mine #long post #janelle monae #daniel craig #i dont have my pc to make gifs but i needed to put these parallels together! what a movie

[canisalbus]

✦ Mom ✦

#own art #own characters #CanisAlbus #art #artists on tumblr #Machete #anthro #sighthound #dogs #canine #animals #comics #cw emetophobia #cw vomit #the kid had that gremlin look right from the beginning #featuring even earlier even droopier ears this time #Machete was born a runt and was frequently very ill when he was young #his parents weren't wealthy and his ailing health was putting a lot of strain on the family #eventually around age 3-4 he was left at a nearby monastery to be raised as a foundling #ironically the silver lining is that monks were way more knowledgeable about medicine and herbs and diseases than your average citizens #throughout the middle ages it was monasteries that served as hospitals things didn't start to get secular until early modern age #so he was well taken care of there at least

[vaxxman]

Could I request Medic having The Mom Grip on Scout’s shoulder after the speedy moron almost let a mercenary secret slip while they weee getting groceries?

Three Europeans and two Americans walk into a grocery store in New Mexico.

I hope this is the right meme.

More silliness below.

This comic is the antithesis of the "wtf is a kilometre" joke.

The faces they make when they can't quite identify the type of brown bread in the bread aisle.

You don't know how [insert nationality here] you are until you go overseas and things are different.

Spy obviously has no problems with pretending to know how much a gallon of milk is, he just peeks into his conversion chart notes, pretending it's his shopping list.

I want to think Heavy is completely fine with having to readjust to a new unit system, he just eyeballs most practical things anyways by holding them up and mumbling about how they approximately weigh like a chicken or his kettle bell etc. He's always been living in practical ignorant bliss.

Medic has a peer reviewed meltdown the first time he realises there's no uniformity in "a cup of ____" because every object has different densities. He's diligent about memorising the conversion rates for ounces, pounds, the most common things etc., and recovers ok. He goes through the same stages of grief rage when he finds out about distances and lengths.

Just remember four inches are 10.16 cm and pray no one asks you to specify anything bigger than inches.

Everyone does a mental victory lap when they manage to guess how much Celsius the weather is because they keep forgetting it's Celsius*5/9+32=Fahrenheit, Engineer reminds them patiently.

The true victories are the correct temperature guesses we've made along the way.

One time, a friend asked me if I actually knew how much a tablespoon of flour was in gramms to convince me that metric users also make use of volume based units without thinking about them. But little did she know a heaped spoonful of 405 flour is about 15g and a level tablespoon is 10g.

They claim Oolong just tastes better when it's boiled to 80°C exactly with a Bunsen burner.

You only asked for one scene but somehow I came up with a bunch of other things. This post was drawn across 2 months so the artstyle is all over the place. Thanks for your ask!

#team fortress 2 #tf2 #tf2 medic #tf2 scout #tf2 spy #tf2 heavy #tf2 soldier #Medic's reaction to a stick of butter is 100% based on my own reaction after reading an American recipe for the first time #Like I didn't know butter in America came in this normed stick-form I genuinely thought it was some arbitrary unit like ??? A Stick?? #As in I didn't know if the recipe required the butter to be in this specific shape; like sometimes you have to add butter in shaves or molt #no biggie lemme whittle away at my butter block until it's shaped like a stick? And then I learnt it was the portions that butter comes in #Cut me some slack; I'm used to recipes using eggs as the scale-up ingredient; not butter #I also learnt that medical labels is where metric units are mostly encountered simply because medicine is international #But that is the main reason why I think Medic would not realise he'd have to deal with imperial units until he goes grocery shopping #The man's just been ignoring the “oz” information right below everything he's ever used; out of sight out of mind #I want to think Engi is the most normal person about the entire metric-imperial-units thing he just does some mental arithmetic and done #King just learned système international d'unités during one of his 11 phds; it's not unrealistic

[sofiaruelle]

You look sporty today! 🏀🏈⚽️

#doodle #stardew valley #stardew valley alex #stardew alex #he’s such a gym bro #but like the healthy positive himbo kind yknow #its all about the grind and the gains bro #but make it healthy at your own pace #i lowkey feel like he’ll never go pro mostly because he’s had an knee injury #but he goes back to college after a gap year in junior year but for like sports medicine #and maybe he part times as a gym teacher/works as a zumba intructor for the ladies of pelican town #either way sports medicine and he adopts like a super healthy mindset and would be able to help shane and his recovery process

[bluismie]

sibling banter 🍂

#zagreus having a taste with his own medicine with melinoë being wayward like he used to be #‘was i this rebellious?’ yes you were hon #hades 2 #hades game #zagreus #melinoë #sketch #fanart #myart #drawing #procreate

[flicklikesstuff]

Ok guys, my last post was angsty so here’s a lighter version of parallels:

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Smug mf knows EXACTLY what he’s doing to get payback-

#Bud knows how to hit someone with their own medicine #revenge served at its finest #hazbin hotel #hazbin husk #hazbin angel dust #huskerdust #parallels

[ifyouseekay468]

"I don't want to talk to you: you don't count now."

I would like to point out that if we’re doing a religious reading of this, it took Renfield like less than five minutes to get “chosen one” syndrome. (Saying this as someone who had EXTREME “chosen one” syndrome growing up).

#okay to rb #i say this in jest but good for him #usually chosen one syndrome rears it’s head at ones friends— but him being an asylum means that he’s just giving everyone a taste of their #own medicine

[reality-detective]

Russian man cures his stage 4 cancer by using simple methods on the internet 👇

A glass of Baking soda and water 30 minutes after eating.

For breakfast Oatmeal honey and cannabis oil.

And for lunch he takes 10 drops of hydrogen peroxide in 6 ounce water (35% food grade)

And then not eat anything after 6 o'clock

If you found this information useful, share it with your friends. 🤔

#pay attention #educate yourselves #educate yourself #knowledge is power #reeducate yourself #reeducate yourselves #think about it #think for yourselves #think for yourself #do your homework #do some research #do your own research #ask yourself questions #question everything #cancer #you decide #news #homeopathic medicine #natural remedies

[loidloid]

i need a twiyor arc where there is suddenly another man in yor’s life (assassin coworker for a project?) and loid is sitting in his room at night like

because of the mission obviously

#its about time he gets a taste of his own medicine #endo PLEAASSE #twiyor #spy x family

[slayerchick303]

And once again, I say, "AND NEVERAFTER WAS THE HORROR SEASON?!"

#brennan straight up dipping #how do you like a taste of your own medicine brennan? #erika slinking under the table killed me too #burrow's end #dimension 20 #d20 #dropout tv #burrows end

[coldshare]

I know you’ve done contagion scenarios already, but please do more! I love your stuff!

thank you anon! ♡ i realize it's been a hot while (pls forgive the wait), but i missed writing and posting prompts here. here goes...

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a character (A) who is always snapping at others to not pass on their colds, but who is simultaneously hypocritical about their own standards. they can barely go one cold/flu season without berating others to cover their mouth ('why did you even come in today? i can hear you sneezing from all the way over here!' or 'have you ever thought of covering your mouth?' or 'can you take another step back? i really don't want to catch that' or 'they have a cold? you'd better keep your distance')

on the rare occasion when they come down with a bad cold, though, it doesn't even cross their mind to be considerate. so what if they let out another, spraying sneeze? it's not like they can help it, the sneezes just snuck up on them! you'd understand how hard it is to cover if you had their cold... the sneezes are just so unpredictable!

why didn't they stay home today? well, the world isn't going to stop for a cold, obviously! and what if someone catches this from them? well, clearly someone else wasn't careful enough with their own cold if they have this cold in the first place, so why should they be the first one to pick up the torch? they sneeze openly, reveling in how good it feels to get them out, and blow their nose loudly and with no shame, oblivious to - or unbothered by - the irritated looks sent their way.

but what they don't account for is...

colds can often be invisible. one day, another character - B - comes in with a cold, and has to occupy a space that A is later going to occupy. maybe it's an office cubicle, or an elevator, or an aisle at the grocery store; maybe it's a particular seat on a train, or a table at a cafe.

either way, B - who has a terrible, contagious head cold - finds themselves sniffling incessantly, so much that they have to wipe their nose on their hands to keep it from dripping. and god, their nose is so ticklish... they find themselves with their eyebrows scrunching up, eyes half lidded, to sneeze and sneeze. some sneezes get caught in a cupped hand, the spray narrowly escaping from between their fingers; some they don't even bother to cover, given how fruitless the endeavor feels.

B really wouldn't have shown up if they had any choice, but for whatever reason, they're here, running errands or getting work done, or heading home... best to go through with it, then. it's a good thing there aren't many people around to hear them sneezing.

by the time B is done, the air is heavy with contagious particles. everything they've touched is thoroughly contaminated, every surface gleaming with spray. they pack their things up and leave, but not before unleashing another spraying sneeze into the area

...a few hours later, enter A, unsuspecting, ready to use the space as they believe they're entitled to...

#sneeze kink #sneezefucker #contagion #sneeze scenario #snz prompt #a little taste of their own medicine perhaps...

[decolonize-the-left]

What a defeatist stupid answer to my ask. Biden can't unfuck the rest of the world so let's allow trump and his cronies turn the us into a theocratic dictatorship, that will show the libs!

At least he isn't Mussolini! Look at the bright side! It could be worse!

#asked #answered #:) #get fucked #this is all i hear every election; have a taste of your own medicine

[gayleafpool]

i think a big thing people get wrong w leafpool’s character is thinking her passivity comes from like fear or insecurity or being shy or something when really it comes from like. defeat. she’s been burned so many times so now she just accepts it there’s no point in fighting back

#learned helplessness #in tnp she’s very much like a rulebreaker and kind of a little shit lol #she likes going out on her own and making friends with cats from other clans and getting involved in things cuz she’s bored #she’s rebellious and craves having deep connections with others which is why being a medicine cat starts to weight on her and makes her #impulsively decide to run away with crow #esp because she’s also watching her best friend sorreltail grow up and move on. and she’s watching her sister grow up and move on #AND SHE FEELS STUCK SHES LIKE OH. BUT THIS IS IT FOR ME ISNT IT? #so she just reacts she needs to get away!! and then everything comes crashing down and she spends the rest of her life getting punished for #that choice #which slowly crushes her fire and teaches her that her desire for something ‘more’ was never going to work out #and she’s too tired to keep fighting so she accepts that #but she’s miserable about it and this misery makes her even more exhausted #so then she just kinda ends up numb #there’s no point! #SHES SO INTERESTING TO ME AAAAAUUUUGHHHHHHH it’s been so long since i’ve rambled about leafpool….. my girl……

[melancholyofautvmn]

anne bonny and mary read giving ed and stede a taste of their own medicine lmfaoooo. making them the uncomfortable witnesses of erotic stabbing now.

#izzy would probably be happy to know that they got a taste of their own medicine #ofmd #ofmd spoilers #our flag means death #our flag means death spoilers #anne bonny #mary read #blackbonnet #edward teach #stede bonnet

[dib-thing-wannabe]

Vampire Dib is honestly such a cool idea overall, no matter what (non-proship or whatever) version it is, but I imagine this scenario happening at some point and I can't stop laughing-

Dib: "Why does no one believe me when I call you the alien that you are?! It's not that hard to see the truth!!"

Zim: "Oh, says you, Dib-worm! You're just a vampire-human-thingy walking around without even trying to make a disguise-"

Dib: "What are you talking about? Vampires aren't real."

Zim: *Has seen Dib sneakily drink out of blood bags multiple times and also has been asked by Dib what Irken blood might taste like multiple times* "... Dib Stink-"

Random Classmate One: "For once, Dib's right, they aren't real!"

Random Classmate Two: "Sheesh, you'd think it'd be obvious."

*Dib and Zim stare at each other silently before Dib quickly shows Zim his fangs before retracting them before anyone else can see them, now walking away like nothing happened with a smug ass grin on his face*

Zim: *Flabbergasted* ".. DIB, WHAT THE FU-"

#Aka Dib is a pro gaslighter and/or giving Zim a taste of his own medicine #invader zim #invader zim zim #invader zim dib #dib membrane #zim #iz zim #zim iz #iz dib #vampire dib

[hogoflight]

Maybe Apollo still keeps his journals from when he initially started discovering medicine and (depending on the way you look at it) they are either very worrying or the FUNNIEST thing ever.

#1:

Oh boy Artemis and I are gonna try out this technique I saw in the future where you cut a body and take out all the bad stuff then sew it back up and then they’re good as new!

#2:

WARNING: THE GOO NEEDS TO STAY IN

(don’t worry they gave them anaesthetic beforehand and they’re completely fine afterwards they fix them up and now they have special rapid healing powers and also their own lil religion thing going on!)

#Apollo #artemis #medicine #gore #That’d be so funny / terrifying if that was how Apollo met one of his exes #can you IMAGINE #Apollo recounting this to Asclepius n he’s like: 🙂… 😱 #ALTERNATIVELY Asclepius reads his dad’s old medical books for his own research and encounters this . He labels them “MEDICAL MALPRACTICE” #And replaces Apollo’s name with “MR MALPRACTICE >:((((“ #(Referencing this reminding me of a myth of him getting upset in the myth where Asclepius’s priests/doctors removed a tapeworm from a woman #by cutting her head off but Then went “oh no. Oh no. How do we put this back on and Asclepius got SO MAD) #fav