#perfection in one man

[egophiliac]

I have SO many thoughts about everything and they are in no kind of order yet, so here's just some quick little bits in the meantime!

I am not normal about any of these characters!

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 part 6 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 part 6 spoilers #me just staring at the ceiling thinking about anime characters #if i start talking about the big stuff now it's going to turn into a huge rambling mess so in the meantime #i did not get sebek (yet) (i need to contemplate my gems...) but i did see his groovy #he is just full-on cinderella-sparkles bibbidi-bobbidi-booing into that armor! magnificent. #and i really don't have enough words for how much i love tiny malleus. he is perfect. he is precious. he is everything to me. #he knows who his dad is no matter what some crusty dead talking ectoplasm blobs say #(man no wonder lilia's got hangups if THAT was the general attitude he was getting) #('eww you got your dirty bat cooties on the prince' go sit in the corner with mrs. rosehearts you absolute garbage) #(...i did kind of love that lilia started to wake up because the senate said one nice thing to him) #(and he immediately was like 'this is not reality') #(sounds about right) #on a lighter note i was just. SO charmed by the little throwaway about ✨dragon lord consort esteemed diplomat revaan✨ #who picks the vegetables out of his food and hides them under the tablecloth #everything i learn about this man makes me like him more. he was SO dumb. #now we know where malleus gets it from i guess #also unrelated but once again the fact that i named my mc tamago has had unintentional consequences #tamago take the tamago and tamago tamagao tamago #frikkin love that when yuu gives the egg back you can just be like 'i love him. this is my baby now.' 100% accurate. #also yuu continually referring to malleus as tsunotarou even to the senate = amazing. yuu really has NO self-preservation or awareness. #they fit right in with everyone else #<- see what did i tell you. huge rambling mess. #and i haven't even BEGUN to talk about MELEANOR -- (is dragged offstage by a hook)

[machinerot]

#my art #harry du bois #kim kitsuragi #disco elysium #disco elysium fanart #harrykim #kimharry #or whatever they're called #let this man have happiness or so help me #im a firm believer in harry getting a slow post-recovery glow up alright. it's the least i can do for the guy. #man i was listening to so many banger songs while making this #im still getting back in the flow of painting so most of my stuff is kinda messy still #but i suspect ill find a middle ground between this and my last piece style-wise #gearing up to drawing kim in all his glory too now that ive finished two different side profiles of him. only a matter of time now #also fun little fact. i drew over half of this (~4 ? hours) using just my finger on the trackpad of my laptop lol #sometimes it helps me to just put shapes and colors down. when ive got a pen i get too nitpicky about being perfect/using fancy techniques #sometimes all you need is. finger 🫶 #OH!! i forgot to mention someone spotted it in the tags—yes this is based on that one leyendecker piece!!

[whaliiwatching]

fake to real relationship speedrun record

#spider man: across the spider verse #spider punk #spider noir #hobie brown #noirpunk #miguel o'hara #also margo and lyla are there #this is how noir was introduced to spider society #their combined idea of a perfect date is annoying tbe shit out of miguel #together they are menaces with the power to level societies #the words on hobie’s last paper scrap is a ginsberg poem :) #i forgot i changed it oops #no ginsberg poem here BUT it was the california supermarket one

[inkskinned]

you're grabbing lunch with a nice man and he gives you that strange grimace-smile that's popular right now; an almost sardonic "twist" of his mouth while he looks literally down on you. it looks like he practiced the move as he leans back, arms folded. he just finished reciting the details of NFTs to you and explaining Oppenheimer even though he only watched a youtube about it and hasn't actually seen it. you are at the bottom of your wine glass.

you ask the man across from you if he has siblings, desperately looking for a topic. literally anything else.

he says i don't like small talk. and then he smiles again, watching you.

a few years ago, you probably would have said you're above celebrity gossip, but honestly, you've been kind of enjoying the dumb shit of it these days. with the rest of the earth burning, there's something familiar and banal about dragging ariana grande through the mud. you think about jeanette mccurdy, who has often times gently warned the world she's not as nice as she appears. you liked i'm glad my mom died but it made you cry a lot.

he doesn't like small talk, figure out something to say.

you want to talk about responsibility, and how ariana grande is only like 6 days older than you are - which means she just turned 30 and still dresses and acts like a 13 year old, but like sexy. there's something in there about the whole thing - about insecurity, and never growing up, and being sexualized from a young age.

people have been saying that gay people are groomers. like, that's something that's come back into the public. you have even said yourself that it's just ... easier to date men sometimes. you would identify as whatever the opposite of "heteroflexible" is, but here you are again, across from a man. you like every woman, and 3 people on tv. and not this guy. but you're trying. your mother is worried about you. she thinks it's not okay you're single. and honestly this guy was better before you met, back when you were just texting.

wait, shit. are you doing the same thing as ariana grande? are you looking for male validation in order to appease some internalized promise of heteronormativity? do you conform to the idea that your happiness must result in heterosexuality? do you believe that you can resolve your internal loneliness by being accepted into the patriarchy? is there a reason dating men is easier? why are you so scared of fucking it up with women? why don't you reach out to more of them? you have a good sense of humor and a big ol' brain, you could have done a better job at online dating.

also. jesus christ. why can't you just get a drink with somebody without your internal feminism meter pinging. although - in your favor (and judgement aside) in the case of your ariana grande deposition: you have been in enough therapy you probably wouldn't date anyone who had just broken up with their wife of many years (and who has a young child). you'd be like - maybe take some personal time before you begin this journey. like, grande has been on broadway, you'd think she would have heard of the plot of hamlet.

he leans forward and taps two fingers to the table. "i'm not, like an andrew tate guy," he's saying, "but i do think partnership is about two people knowing their place. i like order."

you knew it was going to be hard. being non-straight in any particular way is like, always hard. these days you kind of like answering the question what's your sexuality? with a shrug and a smile - it's fine - is your most common response. like they asked you how your life is going and not to reveal your identity. you like not being straight. you like kissing girls. some days you know you're into men, and sometimes you're sitting across from a man, and you're thinking about the power of compulsory heterosexuality. are you into men, or are you just into the safety that comes from being seen with them? after all, everyone knows you're failing in life unless you have a husband. it almost feels like a gradebook - people see "straight married" as being "all A's", and anything else even vaguely noncompliant as being ... like you dropped out of the school system. you cannot just ignore years of that kind of conditioning, of course you like attention from men.

"so let's talk boundaries." he orders more wine for you, gesturing with one hand like he's rousing an orchestra. sir, this is a fucking chain restaurant. "I am not gonna date someone who still has male friends. also, i don't care about your little friends, i care about me. whatever stupid girls night things - those are lower priority. if i want you there, you're there."

he wasn't like this over text, right? you wouldn't have been even in the building if he was like this. you squint at him. in another version of yourself, you'd be running. you'd just get up and go. that's what happens on the internet - people get annoyed, and they just leave. you are locked in place, almost frozen. you need to go to the bathroom and text someone to call you so you have an excuse, like it's rude to just-leave. like he already kind of owns you. rudeness implies a power paradigm, though. see, even your social anxiety allows the patriarchy to get to you.

you take a sip of the new glass of wine. maybe this will be a funny story. maybe you can write about it on your blog. maybe you can meet ariana grande and ask her if she just maybe needs to take some time to sit and think about her happiness and how she measures her own success.

is this settling down? is this all that's left in your dating pool? just accepting that someone will eventually love you, and you have to stop being picky about who "makes" you a wife?

you look down to your hand, clutching the knife.

#writeblr #this is a mashup of like 3 dates i accidentally went on lol #by that i mean that i was out with a woman on a date in 2 of these situations #and a man just. joined us. and we were too awkward to say anything while he tried to ''date'' me #& one was a longterm friend that i was like. you what???? #like he's nice he's a doctor and my mom was SO happy she was like raquel think about it #''it's a perfect love story you grew up together and reconnected as adults and like the same things and he's friends with ur brother #and his sister is one of ur close friends!!!'' #yes but alas. he is a boy . she only likes girls. can i make it any more obvious #anyway im tryna write about like the force of male attention being actually incredibly ingrained to women like we are SUPPOSED to like it #it's seen as the only important thing #even if ur gay #and it's a nuanced thing idk #and while rn i i.d. as lesbian #like .... it wouldn't be UNTRUE to say i am probably like ''cusp bisexual'' bc i CAN experience attraction to men bc like . #sexuality is fluid... #don't tell straight ppl tho bc they do not understand the concept that ppl don't necessarily need a solid everlasting label #they're like GET in the BOX #if ur gay & in boston i'm 30 and pretty please come kiss me. #(i usually only date older ppl sorry in advance tho)

[jiiyawns]

based off the new sonic pict mistranslation but also bc why not. new shoes for him that remind him of someone always

#there was a second completely separate sketch i had with this before i just #shadow the hedgehog #this was supposed to be a doodle idk man ...... whatever...................look at him #sonic the hedgehog #sonic #sth #READ THE SONIC CHANNEL STORY TOO ESP THE 2021 ONE ... MISSION STREET HAS A PERFECT VIEW OF THE ARK JUST ONCE A YEAR.... #fanart #draw

[tatakaeeren]

Levi Ackerman | Shingeki No Kyojin Final Episode

#levi ackerman #levi #snk spoilers #snkgraphic #snkedit #shingeki no kyojin #attack on titan #aot #snk #torisnkgifs #My handsome man ... not only he is beautiful on the inside but look at him... aging like a fine wine..scars and all he's perfect in my eyes #levi will forever be my number one #usergojoana #usergokalp #userartless #useraki #userdabiluna #userokkottsus #userinahochi #usermica #tuserelena #tusersky #usersenka #usermoonz #kilruas #userheidi #userhyu #Ever since season 2 was airing..that's when i began making gifs #and I never ONCE! failed to make a levi episode gifset #I can't believe this is the last one

[121231212i]

Honkai: Star rail | Aventurine

"I believe a chip is worth a miracle. The dice are cast. It's all or nothing now."

#honkai star rail #hsr #honkai: star rail #hsredit #honkaiedit #aventurine #aventurine hsr #hsr aventurine #kakavasha #MY TUMBLR IS LAGGING BECAUSE OF THIS MAN ALONE. #but joke aside THE TRAILER IS SO GOOD??? #MY NEW FAVORITE ONE SO FAR #HIM WEARING HIS HAT & GLASSES??? #AND KAKAVASHA??? EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IS SO PERFECT #*my edits

[margariemargarita]

i used to believe mystra's forgiveness was worth dying for. but i was wrong.

#why did tim downie have to whisper like that for the second one i mean CMON GIVE US A CHANCE #this scene is perfection #stupid sexy gorgeous wizard man #baldurs gate 3 #gale #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #bg3 #baldurs gate #gale x tav #bg3 spoilers #gifs #video games #gamingedit #vgedit #*edits: mine #videogameedit #bg3edit #dailygaming

[coulsart]

A really doodly rendition of a scene from @venomous-qwille GITM au, ch. 3! Legacy code :)

#couls doodles #dca #fnaf moon #misuta moon #gitm au #ive been lurking ur au for a while but this scene is perfect #isjfisjfksf #fool is my favorite still but i like misuta’s characterization a lot #isjfksv #sweet man #i couldnt get it like it was in my head sry #also i had no idea what to draw the yn like so i just kind of tried to base them on that one drawing u did with misuta and the yn #but we could only see the back of the head #anyways enjoi

[laidenbreecatchall]

Somebody’s jealous…

#this was to draw their wispy little blonde eyebrows #this took me ages drawing doflamingos fucking EYES KILLLED MEEEEEEE #I like it tho he looks kinda cute #they both look cute why’d I do that #donquixote doflamingo #op doflamingo #doflamingo one piece #donquixote rosinante #donquixote corazon #one piece corazon #I do love them… #DOFLAMINGO IS REALLY HARD TO DRAW THO I HATE IT #Rosinante lives in my hand he’s do easy to draw #I could draw him with my eyes closed love of my life #sorry man with a god complex your brothers fucking perfect bitch #anywaaaaay #also this is probably very ooc of doflamingo I don’t care #I’m too tired to care I spent hours on this with no break like an insane person #one piece #art #my art #ryeart #digital art #anime fanart #doflamingo fanart #corazon fanart #one piece rosinante #rosinante corazon #rosinante x reader #doflamingo x reader

[heyfagbutt]

Poof, a powerful wizard is offering you an archive of art...

(it's magical don't worry about logistics of How but safe to assume you can enjoy everything on offer to it's fullest)

...that contains everything ever made under that medium* and auto updates when new things are created,

*for the purposes of this thought exercise things can be broken down, for instance music does include soundtracks for video games and film and written word includes scripts and meta media etc. We're playing fast and loose here because none of these so perfectly are separated from all the others and the lines blur easily. This is a question about preferences not classification which better students than I have tried to define. Play with me in this space.

**including digital

#i realize like film and stage are wildly different #but the wizard is a simple man and no one said you had to look at everything in the archive #its just being made available to you #same goes for the visual arts but asdklfj #again its not a perfect thought experiment

[menelaus-blue]

as promised tumblr, the drawing has been done

#i know there’s at least something (or someone) in that dungeon who’s delicious! #haha i jest! i just love kabru with my whole heart and soul #there will probably be more art? at some point? but for now all i can do is sketch him bc i think he’s um #well i think kabru is one of the most perfect characters ever written #i wish i could have captured more of his weird and nervous possibly sweaty charm but i was watching a scary tv show #and i really just needed to see a beautiful smiling man #kabru dungeon meshi #kabru #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #dunmeshi #mithrun #dungeon meshi mithrun

[inrockstarfashion]

I just want to be domestic with him.

I want to wake up and make him coffee. I want to be cooking breakfast and see him stumbling into the kitchen with crazy bed head, all bleary eyed, and hug me from behind before kissing the side of my head. I want to hug him and kiss his cheek. I want to lay on top of him and draw random shapes on his chest while we watch TV. I want him to lay on top of me while I run my fingers through his hair and trace the features on his face.

I just want to be soft with him.

Ciao!

#formula one #formula 1 drivers #formula1 #carlos sainz #carlos sainz x y/n #carlos sainz x you #carlos sainz x reader #i can’t get enough of this man #I’ve never felt so lonely in my life #I really just need a hug #he just seems like the perfect lazy day partner #I also feel like a hug from him in a hoodie would be amazing

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

weeee more fantasy au doodles

#ft. the chanel boots <3 #or. wait. what's a pun on chanel incorporating either 'demon' or 'patron' #cha... chahell... patronel... no that just sounds like citronella #whatever doesnt matter its 6 am i havent slept and i have a low grade migraine I Cant Pun Right Now #on another note i gave poppy a lil neck corset bc. uh. runs away #and her little sling for carrying wally in puppet form! keeping him safe and secure! #and of course barnaby & wally snuggles <3 #yall would not BELIEVE how many doodles i have of them cozy together. its absurd #its just! the size difference i have stuck in my brain is Perfect for wally curling around barnaby's big ol head! #and also Perfect for barnaby holding wally like a stuffed animal! #your honor i love them! #wh fantasy au #scribble salad #I LOVE WALLY'S TALL ASS BOOTS #he needed some HOOVES #and a couple of extra inches. i imaging that while wearing them he's as tall as if not taller than julie/sally #little man on stilts... #and his apple belt! his Eye Shirt! #its not often i so thoroughly enjoy my own outfit design but i think i really did go off with this one

[cjs-51703]

Did someone ask for more Brutally Honest Manga Descriptions? The likes did, and I went to a different bookstore.

#anime #manga #perfect description #lol #bookstore #shelfie #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs #death note #haikyuu #haikyuu!! #jujutsu kaisen #komi can't communicate #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #mha #bnha #one punch man #sailor moon

[bold-embrace]

Hobieee ♥️♥️

#doodles #my art #hobie brown #spider man: across the spider verse #across the spiderverse #atsv #spider punk #spiderverse #i am literally so normal about this movie you guys omfg #I've already watched it twice and I want to watch it 10 more times it's so fucking good. the movie of all time #and hobie. oh my god hobie. hobie. #I love his quippy one liners #and his whole attitude is just a perfect contrast to the rest of the spideys who are walking on eggshells around miles and miguel #meanwhile hobie is just like fuck it we ball and chooses chaos #SO SO GOOD #GO WATCH IT #ID in alt text