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jehcee · 1 month
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Barty: not lying to your partner is so difficult.
Remus: true
Barty:I mean how am I supposed to maintain my reputation if I give you the real reasons for why I did what I did.
Remus: yeah, why do you want to know my insecurities bro? Just accept that I'm a bitch like everyone else!
Regulus: sigh
Evan:
Sirius:
James:
Sirius: thank God I'm not alone in this.
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saintchaser · 1 year
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list of things that the marauders fandom made up: a summary
the marauders naming themselves the marauders. there is no evidence for it, and on the map, it is written the marauder's map. the marauder is a synonym of some sorts to rascal, raider
james "fleamont" potter and sirius "orion" black. remus (john) is the only one who has a canon middle name, actually
on that note, lily's middle name. jean, jane, jolene. the only (canon) thing we know about it is that it starts with a j
the personalities of sirius black, james potter, peter pettigrew, remus lupin, lily evans, (characters that have been given little backstory), barty crouch, mary macdonald, (characters that have been mentioned once or twice or, on barty's case, given almost little to no backstory) marlene mckinnon, dorcas meadowes, regulus black, pandora lovegood (literally dead when the series started)
their relationships with each other and the ways that they interact (enemies to lovers dorlene, best friends to lovers marylily, the very exact dynamics between the marauders and other characters, even the dynamic between the black brothers)
grant chapman
all the other marauders era character ocs
almost all of the ships (besides jily and fralice): wolfstar, jegulus, jegulily, nobleflower, marylily, marylene, dorlene, dorlily, pandorcas, rosekiller the list goes on and on
the idea that the prank has been something dramatic that had put a strain on their relationship. sirius seems to be showing no remorse about it whatsoever, remus seems very unbothered
the fact that sirius had long hair before azkaban, too. (he canonically has short hair. moody, in the order picture, described him as "sirius, before he had long hair.")
remus' scars. they are, not once, mentioned or described in canon
remus being a casanova. once again, no canon evidence. the only one of them who seems to have been interesting to the hogwarts population was sirius, who seemed "uninterested"
james and sirius being "dumb". they're one of the only characters in the series, along with hermione granger and a few others, who are described as "exceptionally bright" and "exceptionally smart"
pretty much the whole lore
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kotocorey · 2 months
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Barty is the power bottom and Evan the submissive top. No one can convince me otherwise.
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crimsonlovebartylus · 3 months
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Regulus: awe you and sirius are so gay
Remus: *reading their book* yeah like you and barty.
Regulus: I-
Remus: *puts book down* what you didn't think I would know? if you want to be discreet, maybe don't be screaming: ah barty, baby, harder, god i love you
Regulus: whatever, you and sirius make me homophobic.
Remus: homophobic yet with dick up his ass.
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pealeii · 10 months
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I love Rosekiller cuz it’s like. They’re friends. They’re enemies. They’re lovers. They’re exes. They’re in a queer platonic relationship. They’re in an unhealthy relationship. They’re married. They’re divorced. They hate each other. They love each other. They tolerate each other. They don’t know each other. They know each other too much.
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always-reading · 1 month
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YALL just finished reading oh, my, love is a lie! by artiest on ao3 and it was AMAZING literally incredible highly highly recommended
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cryptkeepersshadow · 4 months
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Bartylus
okay so we've seen the whole one sided Bartylus or toxic Bartylus but may I raise:
Ginger and black cat Bartylus (both absolute simps but Barty in a dumbass way and Regulus in a "I'm not a simp" "you're sat in Bartys lap" "...shut up" way)
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i put the bi in ‘resting bitch face’
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opheliablackpotter · 13 days
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Every Marauder/Marauders fan be like:
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however I'm bi, actually :)
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enbysiriusblack · 2 months
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i very much see the appeal of loner dorcas but i also do love dorcas having 0 friends in their own year and then one day seeing a bunch of closeted, nerdy, neurodivergent students in the year below and just befriending them.
like dorcas meeting pandora in the potions class because she was in the middle of an experiment when dorcas' class was meant to start and she's refusing to leave until she finishes so dorcas just sits through class with pandora muttering to herself in the back and constantly getting stuff taken off her by their teacher because "if you add that it'll burn your skin off!", to which pandora just pours it onto herself to test if he's right or not and dorcas is instantly compelled to hang out with her. and also take her to the hospital wing
then dorcas meeting regulus in the slytherin dorms very early in the morning (dorcas was going to go on a run before breakfast), and regulus is just sat there with a pile of books, looking like he hasn't slept in a week. so dorcas offhandedly tells him to go to bed and regulus just stares at the book in his hands and says about how he found out about some serial killer from 1734 who vanished when cornered by aurors in a small alley and he has to work out what happened to him
dorcas then meeting evan at the slytherin table and his roommate, benjy, sits next to him and evan just stares at benjy's purple jumper than shuts his eyes and tells benjy to leave because purple is not a good colour and he will stab him with his butter knife if he ever wears it again around him
then dorcas meeting barty when barty sets fire to the charms classroom because flitwick said he got a question wrong but barty knows it was right and flitwick actually got it wrong and that he thinks flitwick shouldn't be teaching if he makes a mistake about some complex question so he doesn't deserve a classroom
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nikolai-alexi · 10 months
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There is something so special to me about the unlikely friendship between Borderline + Bipolar James and Bipolar Barty.
*light TW for BPD and Bipolar episode descriptions and injuries, illusion to suicidal ideation during a depressive episode*
They start out basically hating each other, but they both make a point to be passably civil to each other because both of them are important people to Regulus, and neither of them are willing to hurt Reg by being awful to each other. It’s an incredibly slow process, but eventually they get sort of close to each other via forced proximity. Little things start slipping out as they talk, sometimes they hang out at parties if they’ve had enough to drink to tolerate the other’s presence, and eventually they come to something of a peaceful truce.
Then Barty has a euphoric-manic episode and gets really hurt. Like, really, really hurt. Evan and Regulus are at a complete loss, and it takes James longer than he’d like to admit to put the pieces together.
When Barty is finally released, he’s spiralling really badly, but he was raised in a way that makes telling someone he needs help impossible. So James steps up. He tells him what’s happening to him, what the episodes are, how to navigate them as best as possible, offers Barty support he’s never had before and lets him know that he’s there for him, that James understands what’s happening to him. That he cares.
It’s not Barty who reaches out first, though. It’s James. It’s been months since Barty’s manic episode when James has a depressive one. Through the fog and the weight across his entire body, he somehow musters the strength to call the one person in his life that he may not like, but who knows.
It’s awkward at first. Barty and James don’t like each other, but they know each other on a level their other friends can’t. So despite Barty wanting to do literally anything else, he stays. He tries. He learns.
Barty stays glued to James for three days until a bit of the fog recedes and he can lift his head on his own again. It takes another week or so for James to really start functioning again, and another two afterwards until he’s back to baseline. Barty doesn’t tell anyone, but he pays a student in James’ year on the low to get his class notes and homework assignments, and he does every single one of them so James doesn’t need to worry about trying to catch up on almost a month of missed work. He’s not really sure what exactly compelled him to do it, but he feels like it was the right thing to do.
James does the same thing for Barty during his first major depressive episode.
They make a pact of sorts, every morning when the potions vials show up by their breakfast plates, they make eye contact across the Great Hall, lift their potions up, tap the bottoms on the table, and shoot it back like a party shot. It’s a routine that helps them ground each other. It’s something that makes them feel anchored and in the moment. If they can laugh at each other’s faces from the vile tasting potions, they can face whatever the day might bring.
When they’ve all graduated, Evan and Barty find a place not far from Regulus and James’. It’s not an uncommon occurrence for Evan or Regulus to find James and Barty curled up together on Bad Days, or to find them laughing somewhat maniacally as they beat the piss out of each other wrestling and sparring on days that are Too Much.
It takes a long time before Barty really understands that James is there for him. Two years after his diagnosis is when he has his worst episode yet. It comes on with very little warning and Barty knows it’s bad and knows he needs help but he can’t physically get himself to call for it. All he knows is one minute he was in bed with Evan sleeping next to him and the next he’s on a seaside cliff face and he’s terrified of what his brain is doing to him. He doesn’t remember actually calling for James, but he does remember being wrapped in familiar arms and having a jumper shoved on him. He remembers being on the Potter-Black sofa and remembers James holding a tea cup to his lips because his hands were shaking so violently he couldn’t hold it on his own. He remembers James talking, but he couldn’t understand the words.
He remembers the moment that he finally understood that someone had come for him when he needed them, and they hadn’t left him alone.
He remembers the way that when it finally clicked into place, when he realised that he truly had a Person, that it got just a little bit easier to keep breathing.
If you had told James Potter and Barty Crouch Jr that they would become not only friends, but something deeper than that, back in school, they both would have laughed themselves silly. But now? They are each others Person and that’s a bond that the world ending couldn’t even break.
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kotocorey · 2 months
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* slytherin commonroom *
evan: this reminds me a dream i had
evan: where i was kissing y-
evan:
barty:
evan: -a girl *embarrassed*
barty: uhuh. good save
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jehcee · 5 months
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If you ignore the 3 A's about me, I'm almost a Saint.
(The 3 A's in question: Arson, Addiction, Arousal)
~ Barty crouch jr.
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sunburntmarigolds · 1 month
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BARRRTY CRRROUCH!!!!
Junior.
Here he is! My favourite psychopath. I love the headcannons that show Barty as being just kind of crazy, hyperactive and a wee bit violent. I wasn't sure what to put as his flag, because there are a lot of mixed opinions I believe. Some people say he is down-right gay, others say bi, some say ace! I wasn't really even sure what my own opinion was on the matter, so I just decided he would be blanket queer. Not straight. There, done and dusted.
He would definitely be the type to get a bit tipsy one night and get a bunch of piercings, then wake up the next morning with no memory and not even notice the change. I bet Evan would though, and I bet he would love it. Rosekiller shippers, can I get an amen? Evan is next btw.
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lesbianrab · 2 years
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the slytherins heard “be gay do crime” once and ran with it
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siroldisfertig · 10 months
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