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[mischiefsemimanaged]

Tony: Another year come and gone…

Peter: Hey, cheer up, soon you’ll get a senior’s discount for breakfast!

Tony: I do love waffles.

#source: incorrectmotleycruequotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect avengers #incorrect marvel #tony stark #iron man #peter parker #spider man

[godsofhumanity]

Loki: What can I say? I'm charming and irresponsible.

Sigyn: Don't you mean irresistible?

Loki: No.

#hmmm #logyn #loki #sigyn #loki x sigyn #norse gods #norse mythology #gods of asgard #quote source: incorrectmotleycruequotes

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Steve: Strange, how do you sleep at night knowing people don’t like you?

Stephen: With no underwear in case they want to kiss my ass.

#incorrect-ironstrange #incorrect quotes #mcu #marvel #endgame #infinity war #ironstrange #anti steve rogers #stephen strange #doctor strange #source: @incorrectmotleycruequotes

[incorrectnorse-quotes]

Sleipnir: Please tell me this isn't another ridiculous prank.

Vali: Okay, it's not another ridiculous prank.

Narvi, unable to contain his excitement: It's a brilliant prank!

#i need more of loki's kids interacting w each others #so have this #incorrect quotes #incorrect norse gods #incorrect norse myth #norse mythology #sleipnir #vali #narvi #source: incorrectmotleycruequotes

[mischiefsemimanaged]

Clint: Leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet.

Steve: What are you bidding on?

Clint: Dollhouse for Lila.

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[godsofhumanity]

Apollo: They call me coffee 'cause I grind so fine ;)

Loki: They call me coffee 'cause I keep you up past two AM;)

Hephaestus: They call me coffee because I'm really bitter and most people don't like me without changing some aspect of who I am.

Hermes: Oh.

#:( #i like you hephaestus #frickin badass blacksmith amirite #hephaestus #loki #apollo #hermes #weird mix #greek x norse #quote source: incorrectmotleycruequotes #greek gods #greek mythology #gods of olympus #norse gods #norse mythology #gods of asgard

[godsofhumanity]

Zeus, drunk: But what if we, like, poured all the ocean water into a cup, cleaned out the bottom, and then poured the water back?

Poseidon, also drunk: I don’t know. That’s a lot of water. We might need two cups.

#poseidon #zeus #greek gods #greek bros #gods of olympus #greek mythology #quote source: incorrectmotleycruequotes #sometimes he forgets he's the god of the ocean

[godsofhumanity]

Thanatos: Can I ride my bike outside?

Hades: Do what you want, I'm not your dad.

Hades, running after him two minutes later: nOT IN THE STREET!!!

#but he WAS his dad #dad!Hades #thanatos #hades #greek gods #gods of olympus #greek mythology #quote source: incorrectmotleycruequotes

[godsofhumanity]

Zeus, visiting Hades in his domain: How can you eat when there's a dead person RIGHT there?

Hades: What? Am I supposed to share?

#zeus #hades #greek gods #greek mythology #gods of olympus #brotp #quote source: incorrectmotleycruequotes

[godsofhumanity]

Asclepius: I'm afraid he may never wake from his coma. On his will, it says he left all his updog to you.

Hercules: What's "updog"?

Asclepius: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

*Zeus' body starts convulsing back to life on the table*

#zeus: noT MUCH WHAT ABOUT YOU?! #shutup no im not recycling jokes #asclepius #hercules #zeus #greek gods #greek mythology #gods of olympus #quote source: incorrectmotleycruequotes

[godsofhumanity]

Thor: *being carried out of the bar by bouncers*

Sif, trailing behind: He wasn't fighting! He's just really bad at dancing I swear!!

#thrif #thor #sif #thor x sif #norse gods #norse mythology #gods of asgard #quote source: incorrectmotleycruequotes

[godsofhumanity]

Apollo: People constantly ask me, "what's it like to be such a good looking, hot, motherf-" *trips*

#tw swearing #i don't even know why im tagging that because i never do #but anyways #apollo #greek gods #greek mythology #gods of olympus #quote source: incorrectmotleycruequotes

[godsofhumanity]

Loki: Odin cursed me by making me allergic to garlic and sunlight.

Thor: So, a vampire?

Loki: I can confirm that I am not a vampire as I have blood.

Freyr: Is it your blood?

Loki: It is blood, yes.

Thor: Is it blood that has always belonged to you, from the moment of your spawning?

Loki: It is blood, it is in my possession, therefore it is my blood.

#hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm #loki #thor #freyr #norse gods #gods of asgard #we don't really get a lot of my bby freyr #around here do we #norse mythology #quote source: incorrectmotleycruequotes

[godsofhumanity]

Hades: What do you say when you answer the phone?

Loki: “Hey, what’s up?”

Chernobog: “Who this be?”

Set: “No, he’s dead. This is his brother.”

#underworld bros #hades #loki #Chernobog #set #seth #egyptian x greek x slavic x norse #norse gods #greek gods #slavic gods #egyptian gods #norse mythology #greek mythology #slavic mythology #egyptian mythology #gods of asgard #gods of olympus #gods of the slavs #gods of egypt #quote source: incorrectmotleycruequotes #fave

[godsofhumanity]

Persephone: Oh man, it’s cold.

Hecate: *taking off jacket* What? I told you to bring more layers but of course you didn’t listen.

Thanatos: *piling scarves on her* Now look, we’ve got to make sure you don’t freeze to death.

Hades: *awkwardly holding his coat* Did you guys forget Persephone’s MY girlfriend... again?

#rip hades #hades x persephone #otp #hecate #thanatos #underworld crew #greek gods #greek mythology #gods of olympus #quote source: incorrectmotleycruequotes

[godsofhumanity]

Loki, minding his own business: *dog-ears a page*

Apollo, kicking the door down at 2am: USE A FRICKING BOOKMARK!!!

#he's the god of poetry okay #you just offended his sense #loki #apollo #norse x greek #norse gods #norse mythology #gods of asgard #greek gods #greek mythology #gods of olympus #quote source: incorrectmotleycruequotes