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[daddysuga101]

The greatest weakness of all~

Suguru x Reader

Warning: noncon, violence, reader is gojos grilfriend and he rakes advantage of her, unwanted creampie, cruelty. Mean, forced cheating, seriously don't read if ur not into it

There was nothing quite as deep as Sugurus hatred for Gojo Satoru. Well maybe it wasn't hate, maybe it was more accurately jealously.

Jealously in the fact that Gojo was a god walking amongst man. A god with the power to do whatever he wanted and still he did nothing. That made Suguru feel more anger than one man should ever feel.

And if Gojo wasn't going to fight for his cause Suguru would prefer him gone. But that wasn't realistic now was it?

He couldn't kill Gojo, no one could, but if he couldn't kill him, he could sure as hell hurt him.

Geto wasn't stupid of course, he knew if he tried to fight six eyes himself he'd lose. After all Gojo Satoru was the strongest. He didn't know how to even hope to beat someone as figuratively and literally untouchable as Gojo. Until he found out about you.

You, Gojos cute sweet girlfriend that he coincidentally never told to anyone about. In fact Geto probably would have never known the two of you were even romantically involved if he hadn't spent the last 4 months plotting against Gojo watching his every move. Waiting for some sort weaknesses to show itself.

Who would have thought he'd be offered up such a perfect Achilles heal all too fitting for Gojo himself.

Love.

He knew Gojo was in love with you. He'd been friends with him for years after all, he knows him. He knows what look Gojo has in his eyes when he isn't looking at a girl as merely a quick fuck. Instead he actually cares.

He spent the next three weeks taking a break from watching Gojo to watching you. He could see the appeal. You seemed smart and determined in school. Always coming to your lectures early. Being sure to take good notes, taking hours out of your day to study. You were all around amazing. But most of all you seemed kind.

So kind you couldn't see how some of your "friends" were conniving bitches that loved seeing you fail.

You had so many friends you probably couldn't see the toxic ones clearly. But he could.

You were surrounded by people all of the time, some who seemed to admire or envy you. You were non the wiser though. Gojo likes that probably, he always liked girls like you. Innocent, kind,

Pure.

The second week of watching you he payed close attention to the places you spent your time in the most. Seeing what activities you'd like to do.

After the third week he was ready to approach you. He could barely sleep the night before as he thought about the upcoming encounter with you. He didn’t know how he was going to get you. He didn’t want you dead, not yet anyway. He wanted hurt Gojo deeply but to kill you would erase Gojo having to see the proof of his own failures in someone who he loves. And Suguru simply couldn’t miss that opportunity.

How to hurt him?

Wait…

The next day he showed up to the coffee shop you go to every Wednesday and like clock work you strut in all bright eyed and bushy tailed heading to your normal seat and fuck,

Seeing you up close in good lighting all he could say is, he got it. He got the physical appeal. The way your leggings hugged your ass and thighs giving anyone who'd look quite the show.

You were something else.

He couldn't take it anymore.

He pushes his inky black hair back standing to his feet heading over to you a sweet smile placed on his lips.

"Excuse me, Y/n?" He calls out, having the pleasure of you looking up at him all wide eyed and confused. You take your air pod out smiling at him.

"I'm sorry?" You ask.

"Sorry to bother you, but you must be the famous Y/n, I heard a lot about you." Suguru said with a fake but welcoming smile. You look slightly confused before Geto chuckled holding his hands up in defense.

"I'm sorry, how rude of me to just jump you like this. I'm Iratori Kageyama. I'm a friend of Gojos. He told me the two of you were together."

"H-He did?" You asked shock evident in your face.

"Yes, we're quit close and I'm assuming you're aware of who he is and how important it is for you two to stay private."

"I hope I didn't scare you too bad by mentioning it." Suguru said with a smile. You shook your head.

"Oh no it's just he never mentioned you before. But if you two are close enough that he'd tell you about us then any friend of Satorus is a friend of mine!" You said with a wide smile.

You missed the the almost psychotic grin that he almost relviled to you.

This would be too easy.

"Mind if I join you?"

"Not at all!" You say brightly.

It was all too poetically perfect. You were really stupid. From the way you gladly sat down to conversate with Suguru, to how you believed him when he asked if it was okay if he could come over to surprise Gojo about him being in town.

You were truly naive. Truly innocent.

He couldn’t wait to take that from you.

…………..

He followed you into your dorm random anime figures and nerdy posters on your wall. It was adorable. The kind of room he’d expect a girl like you to have.

He couldn't wait to defile you it.

You placed your bag on your floor, tucking it neatly away into a corner.

“So I know you said you wanna surprise Satoru but he won’t be here for a few hours. Is there something you’d like to watch?” You ask,

“Anything you wanna see is okay with me, I’m not picky.” He answered. You nod sweetly, bending over ever so slightly so you could grab the controller for the tv off your bed. Suguru raised an eyebrow.

He was worried he'd have to force himself to screw you but fortunately you were more than fuckable.

“Is legally blonde okay?” You ask a little shyly. He smiles. It’s a genuine smile because god you are too cute.

“Legally blonde is perfect.” He says. You nod starting the movie and Suguru can’t help but feel a little bad. You weren’t a bad person, just at the wrong place at the wrong time. It wasn’t fair you were casualty in this due to you having relations to Gojo.

Hell, Sugurus sure Gojo didn’t even tell you the full extent of how import he was. You were probably non the wiser, just an innocent bystander caught in the whirlwind of jujutsu sorcerers fighting other jujutsu sorcerers. But life isn’t fair.

Life has never been fair for Suguru. And it wont be for you.

He was about to do a bad thing, he knew that. At least it would be fun to do it to you.

The second you turned back to him after fixing your tv Suguru wasted no time planting his lips on yours in a aggressive, rough kiss. You stumbled back in shock before you tired to push him off of you. He hands held yours by your sides as he pushed his tounge in your mouth.

You tasted so sweet. So innocent like a flower that hasn’t fully budded yet. He loved how you felt against him.

You pushed against his shoulders again your eyes wide as you finally freed your mouth from his. He almost feels annoyed at how your fighting against him. He knows he’s not ugly and he knows he’s a damn good kisser so he wished you’d just calm down.

"What are you doing?!" You cried, Suguru sighed in annoyance.

"Please don't make this so hard. I don't have all day." He says as he cups your pussy through your leggings.

"No! Don't touch me! I don't want to!" You shouted, Suguru pushes you on your bed anyway straddling your waist.

"I don't really care what you want baby. I'm doing this for me. Now stop resisting me before I kill you."

That seems to get you to stop squirming. You let out a desperate whine under him as the ear piercing sound of clothes ripping shot through your ears.

His hands are large and perverted as they touch you. Stroking you, groping, pulling, prodding at your body as if it’s his very right to do so.

It felt euphoric, a sadistic smile grew on his face he watched you cry under him. Fat, wet, hot tears spilling out your eyes as your body secretly aches for his touch.

The best way to hurt Gojo Satoru...

Suguru bit his lip pulling his erection out of his pants stroking himself teasingly over your mouth.

“You want it in your pussy or mouth sweet thing?” He asks. You cry harder and he rolled his eyes tapping his hot, precum stained cock against your lips.

“Pick one, or I put in your ass.” He threatens.

“M-my..” You try to say.

“What was that?” He teased.

“My mouth.” You finally say in between tears. He laughs and climbs off of you pushing your legs apart. Your eyes stretch in horror as he lines himself up with your pussy.

“You said-!”

“You took to fucking long to say it I had to pick for you.” He says coldly as he pushed his hard cock inside the warm wet hole you presented to him. He couldn't stop the genuine moan that excaped his lips as his hips snapped into your body.

You bit back a moan so clearly fighting with everything in you to not enjoy how it felt. To ignore the way his cock claimed your body as his own.

You hands moved to cover your eyes, Suguru was quick to stop you. Making you watch as he fucked you. He smiled widened his lips licked the inside of you ear before speaking.

"Wanna know a secret sweet girl? This isn't personal, I'm not doing this to you out of blind hate or anything like that. Truth is you have something of value. Wanna guess what that is?" Suguru asks as his pace quickens a bit, you opened your mouth to speak.

"I d-dont know." You said, he smiled fondly his hand reaching down to rub your clit.

“It’s because Gojo loves you. And I wanna break anything he loves because I hate him.” He says almost sweetly. It’s strange because as he fucking you, hurting you. His voice explaining it to you is almost gentle. You cry harder.

“You don’t understand! He doesn’t love me! He’s never told me that he did! No matter much I wanna hear it, he hasn't said it!” You explain, hurt so evident in your voice. He smiled.

“He's scared baby. He does. I can tell, I’ve known him for years. He’s fucking obsessed with you.” He pauses, speeding up his pace.

"He’s obsessed with your innocence and purity. So today's your not so lucky day, m' just gonna rape you until you're no longer someone Gojo wants effectively breaking his heart." Suguru said, before chuckling pushing his long hair back.

"Nah who am I kidding the poor bastard is in love, fuck, maybe I should just get you pregnant. I wonder how he'd feel seeing you pregnant my baby." He said, you cried loudly your tears egging him on to he empty his warm load into your unwilling body.

He wanted to bottle each and every one of your pretty tears and send it to Gojo as proof of what he's doing to you. He thought of maybe even recording it but nah, it'd be more fun to see Satorus reaction to you passed out on your bed stuffed with his cum.

Suguru threw his head back as his climax came closer. This was so worth it. More than worth it.

His nails dig into the skin of your thighs as his rammed his hips into your frantically his eyes rolling back as he came in you.

His breath was heavy and he whistled.

"No wonder he locked you down. I definitely wouldn't want any other man to even look at that pretty pussy." He said as he pulled out and climbing off the bed leaving you sweating, sticky and crying.

"I told you to quit the crying didint I?"  He asked softly as he wiped the sweat off your forehead with your own ripped shirt.

"Y-you, you." You shakily muttered.

"I know, I know baby. M' fucking horrible." He muttered noticing his phone on the bedside table.

'What the fuck?’ he thought grabbing his phone off the table.

"Spread you legs for me."

"N-no I'm tired." You whined.

"Do it before I do." He pushed, you whined again but inevitably obeying him. He smiled softly.

Smart girl. He thought.

he took a picture of your abused stuffed cunt sending it to Gojo.

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Gojo is in Tokyo when his dings loudly interrupting a meeting with the elders of jujutsu tec. The white haired man smiles widely.

“So sorry. continue.” He says. Yaga goes to open his mouth once more but his phone dings again.

“Sorry again, I can’t help how popular I am, I just-.”

“Just take it outside Satoru! We have no time for your childish games.” He grimaced. Gojo rolls his eyes under his blind fold standing to his feet.

“Whatever, this meeting is boring anyway.” He says stepping out into the main hallway. He pulls his phone out, his heart jumping a little when he sees it’s you that texted him.

He smiles a to himself. He couldn’t wait to ditch these losers and see you. But when he opens the text his heart drops to floor.

It’s a photo of you naked and passed out cum leaking out of you. He feels like someone wedged a crowbar in his stomach. The second text that was sent was not an image this time it was words.

Gojo skakingly, reluctantly reads it.

"Your girls got a good snatch on her better keep a better eye on her next time, Satoru."

Only one person calls him by his first name like that...

“Suguru?” Gojo questions in a shaky breath. What has he done? What did Suguru do to you?

“Shit! Fuck!” Satoru shouted punching a hole in the wall, the dry wall crumbling around his fist.

How, how could he have let this happen? He was supposed to be discreet with you so something like this wouldn’t happen, he was supposed to keep your hands clean if his present and his past.

He was supposed to protect you. And when he wasn't looking, Suguru got to you.

#gojo smut #smut #suguru geto smut #geto suguru #getou suguru x y/n #jjk gojo #gojo x reader #jjk x reader #jjk smut #fanfic #nanami smut #x reader #kento nanami smut #satoru gojo smut #jjk toji #toji smut #read the disclaimer

[sunny6677]

Eyes

A Colby Brock x Male! Reader

DISCLAIMER:

1. There will be no smut in this fanfiction.

2. This is a gift for the mlm folk who like Colby. I do not like Colby this way since I am a lesbian, but I decided to make this for the mlm peeps anyway.

3. This is also kinda just writing practice so don't take it too seriously--

4. I'm trying to start from the very beginning; so yes, this does mention Corey and Jake.

5. Just to clarify, Y/N is sort of replacing Aaron for this part of the book? I dont have anything against Aaron, I just think Y/N will fit into the story better this way.

TW: Y/N DISSOCIATING KINDA, FEAR OF WATER

Chapter 1: Arrival.

The harsh delicate night poured down in graceful waves, as the shuddering of cars zoomed past and roughly grazed the harsh road of deep gray below with their large wheels. Stars glared down at the city, sprinkled up into the sky as if they had been a patch of glitter. Inside the interior of a car sat Y/N, lazily staring at the zooming of the road.

Y/N had been tightly crammed into the backseat, with two other men sitting with him and two men sitting in the front seats. The men who he were with in question were the very men he had been filming with for the night; and what they were filming was a ghost investigation video.

The two men at the front were Sam and Colby. Colby was a tall, dark, handsome male who would usually wear black clothing to go along with his aesthetic. His eyes were light, bright, like the stars above whom stared lovingly down at the earthlings. His hair was dark, messy almost. If Y/N were being honest, someone could probably make a fur coat made of his hair.

Sam was a tall male as well, having blonde messy hair and beautiful blue eyes of sapphire. Unlike Colby, he'd usually wear lighter clothing-- he also had a girlfriend as well, whom he loved dearly and deeply. Colby was his best friend; they did everything together and smiled a lot more around eachother. But unfortunately, unlike Sam, Colby did not have a girlfriend.

The two men Y/N was sitting with were Corey and Jake-- Corey was a loud, talkative male about an average height. He would typically wear hoodies, and would commonly ask "Did you hear that?" as if it were his own catch phrase. Y/N was surprised he didn't have merch saying that yet.

Jake was about an average height too, and would typically wear whatever he was comfortable with. His hair was a pinkish-purple, beautiful and glowing like the milky way itself. He was the most chill out of the group, usually never freaking out and not taking really anything seriously.

The reason why Y/N was hanging out with these four men in a vehicle late at night to film a ghost video was unknown. Maybe he was bored, maybe he felt pressured, he didn't exactly know himself. He could hear the muffled sounds of the guys talking and laughing with one another, and only said nothing in response.

He saw in the corner of his eyes the shape of the Queen Mary Ship, and only just realized that they were at their destination for the video. He began to sit up as the guys began to cheer in response to seeing the ship in all its glory.

"Woooo! Queen Mary!" Colby cheered from the front seat. Y/N grinned at the euphoric atmosphere in the car and began to join in.

"Hell yeah, man." Y/N monotonely said, staring up at the ship from the peek of the window.

It's golden lights stared triumphantly as if to mock them with its old and great presence. Y/N smirked and joked; "Yay, the place we're all going to die.." IN response to this, the others only laughed.

"Yay! Our future gravesite!" Sam cheered in a mocking tone of voice, as if he were trying to imitate a woman. Colby wheezed in reply to his best friends joke, smiling as if he were a ball of sunshine glowing gently.

Y/N felt himself zoning out as the others speech became muffled again, and he found himself staring at the distant water.

...

...

His lips quivered, and he felt himself freeze.

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"Whats up, guys! Its Sam and Colby!" Colby greeted, staring at the camera with a huge smile on his face.

"Todayy we are here with all our roommates back at the Queen Mary Haunted Ghost Ship!" Sam clapped his hands. Y/N only awkwardly smiled at the camera while waving.

Y/N stared at the distant murky waters that were below the Queen Mary Ship in the distance, and tried to keep his composure by smiling at the camera. A bead of sweat dripped down his face once more.

"Boom--" "But!" Sam clapped his hands once more, "Today we got permission to stay in the haunted room B340. Aka, the most haunted room in America."

"Yes, and if you guys don't remember what happened, this is what happened last time!" Colby clapped his hands with a smile, and waited for a few seconds while mumbling a few words to Sam-- before Sam continued on.

"We'll get into the details, but, multiple-- multiple people have died from unexplained heart attacks in the room that we are going to stay overnight in right now."

Sam explained. "Let's go show you guys the haunted room!" Sam clapped his hand over the camera, as Colby let out a high pitched "Woo!"

Y/N chucked lowly, still not taking his eyes off the water in the distance. "What in the hell was that?"

Jake smirked, "Dude, I think the dinosaurs came back to life for a moment there."

The group chuckled, before beginning their walking journey to the ship.

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"You scared Corey?"

"Shut up, bro, obviously I'm scared. How many peoples died.. here?" Corey asked, slight fear twinkling in his eyes of chocolate brown.

"Uh, probably--" "Five--" "Over five."

"What are the odds of 5 people dying in one room that happens to be the most haunted room in the world too?" Said Corey as they continued walking along the path. Y/N chuckled in reply, not exactly paying any attention to what he was saying and just occasionally glancing at the water in the distance.

"From heart attacks--" "Dude, we're making jokes right now, but this place is no joke, I swear to god its-- terrifying." Colby said, cutting off Sam's reply to Corey's comment. Y/N nodded in slight agreement, glancing up at the ship.

"I heard at like-- 3 AM, you hear like a "Daddy!"" Jake said. "You heard that?" Asked Y/N, feeling a little more uneasy now. His voice was slightly shaky, but he managed to hide it with his facial expression just fine. "Yeah--" Jake replied.

"But like, in all honesty, guys; they have not opened this room to anybody in like years-- like they opened it back up just a month ago for us to film in and stuff like that, so it's truly haunt--" "Is it only limited to--" "Huh?" Sam asked, not hearing Jakes question.

"Is it only limited too, like they're closing it again?" Asked Jake, staring into Sam's eyes of sapphire blue. "Yeah, I don't think they'd-- they'd leave the most haunted room in the world available for that long." Y/N said, taking a look at the midnight sky. "Well, I mean, yeah, duh-- but are they, Sam?" Asked Jake.

"Yeah, they're closing it again very soon-- so we got in the one window of time." Answered Sam. "Yeah, and before the viewers crap on us because "OOH, SHANE DAWSON DID THIS! HABABABABA!" We know." Colby mockingly said. Y/N felt himself give out a laugh of amusement at this.

"Did Shane stay in this room?" Jake asked.

"No, Shane didn't stay in this room-- we're doing that first." Sam answered his question, making a gigantic hand motion towards the camera. As they continued walking along the path, and made conversation, Sam said; "They just opened it."

"Three?" Said Corey in disbelief. "Three weeks ago--" "Shut the fuck up, your so--" Corey cut him off with a nervous grin, but the grin was filled with a hint of playfulness as well. Y/N couldn't help but smile at the light banter between the two men.

"No like-- a hundred percent! Look on a website!" Sam told Corey, seemingly genuine. "Yeah dude, they just opened it. I think I saw something on-- I think I saw something on it." Y/N contributed to the conversation. "I didn't fucking know that! I didn't fucking know that!" "Yep, they-- they opened it dude, that exact few--" Colby chuckled at Corey's reply to Y/Ns contribution to the conversation.

"Its open for a limited time, bro, they're about to close it again!" Said Jake, making oddly open hand gestures as Corey only stared back horrifyingly. "Its only like two months that they're opening this haunted room up--" "So they open it every ten years so someone can die?" Cut off Corey.

"And-- and it's Friday the thirteenth." Said Jake, obviously lying. "No it's not.." Gently muttered Y/N as Corey checked the phone, and only stared back up in absolute shock. Sam chuckled harshly, the rest joining in on the laughter fuel.

As the five of them approached the elevator entrance, Y/N lightly smiled, but then stared out at the murky waters. For a moment, he stood still, only staring blankly into the black midnight sea. "Hey," Colbys hand clasped over his shoulder, "you okay?"

Y/N didn't reply for a moment before saying, "Oh, yeah-- yeah, I'm fine. Let's go."

The five then walked into the elevator, smiling and laughing, blissfully unaware of what would be happening to them that night. And blissfully unaware that it would change their perspective on ghosts forever.

#sam and colby #colby brock #read the tws #colby x reader #colby brock x reader #read the disclaimer

[cottoncandytomu]

There’s no fucking way a 14 year old just liked my post THAT I TAGGED AS 18+ MINORS DNI!! Like this isn’t cool, minors get the hell off my content. It’s not for you and it never will be, please respect writers and other accounts who have these rules. It’s for our safety and yours. It’s not funny or cute to interact with this. Shit makes us extremely uncomfortable.

#how hard is it to not interact #sorry this got me pissed yall #I tag every fic #read the disclaimer #fuckinhellllll #Tomu Talks 🦋🎀 #no minors allowed

[jackalopes-pen]

MasterPost [ The Second ]

Series:

Dumb Brain Child

My personal theories as to the whys and how's of the Sanders Sides Universe. These are unorganized and chaotic as hell so.. take with a grain of salt

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Roommates

In a Human Alternate Universe, Remus and Janus live in an apartment together. [ Fluff | Dukeceit/Demus | Logicaility | Prinxiety ]

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South Park Superheroes

An episodic series following the gradual machinations of a group of vigilantes from an outsider's perspective.

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Please note: I have no schedule.. for anything

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Stand Alone Pieces:

Snake Eye [ Sanders Sides | Original WIP ]

The Great Pirate Adventures [ Sanders Sides | Pirate! Orange ]

The Real Monster [ Sanders Sides | Based on TikTok ]

Sides of a Side [ Sanders Sides | Prompt Roman Central ]

Blind Date [ Sanders Sides | Intrulogical Prompt ]

Bookstore on 2nd Street [ Sanders Sides | Logicality Original Idea]

I'll be Careful [ Sanders Sides | Logicality | AU ] Cookies [ Sanders Sides | Patton Central Fluff ]

Swap With Me [ Encanto Au | Prompt/Suggestion ]

You Were There [South Park | Post Covid au } Phone Calls [ South Park | Goth Kids Au | Aged up ]

2:05 am fanfic [Tumblr-lore | Brain Rot ] The Playground [ Halloween Special | Original Horror Short ]

|| Do note: If something you are trying to find is not here, let me know!! ||

#masterpost #main post #blog navigation #link tree #helpful post #there is a disclaimer #read the disclaimer #please #if you can't find something #lmk #there is a random link #that is for me #click if you want #but it's mostly for me #tw swearing

[doyouknowthisdragartist]

"what's the appeal of drag kings" because women are my favorite guy next question

#do you know this drag artist #drag #drag king #obligatory disclaimer that not all drag kings are women etc etc etc I'm just so happy to have read the tags about #how I'm not the only one who thinks jo calderone is hot

[madscientistenthusiast]

Personally I think that Azula should have been redeemed simply so that she can become Zuko's horrible little advisor who whispers evil little plans to him so that he can do the exact opposite

#the only reason she gets this job is bc he doesnt trust her anywhere else in the palace #its like enrichment for manipulative girls #also so that he can set her on asshole deligates like a rabid little lapdog #she just has mean fuckin pomeranian energy that thing bites then lights you on fire w flames so hot theyre cold #i think their sibling dynamic could be sooo fucking funny its insane #azula #azula atla #atla #avatar the last airbender #zuko #atla zuko #firelord zuko #DISCLAIMER I AM YET TO READ THE COMICS SO IDK WHAT HAPPENS TO HER IN THEM #also long overdue for a rewatch of the show its insane

[flowers-that-sing]

this drawing is pretty old (mid 2021) but i never posted it.

tw for self harm (full + more graphic version under the cut—pfft the cut—sorry)

disclaimer: this is NOT encouraging self-harm in any way shape or form. this was a vent piece i ended up just liking a lot and it’s important to me & an integral part of my life and identity. that being said 2021 was really rough for me and the self harm was at its worst at that point, which is what’s depicted here.

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#bobbi's bad art #tw self harm #READ THE DISCLAIMER #NOT PROMOTING SH

[temperamentalaquarius]

Ugh the way fanon Jason calling Tim replacement v.s. canon Jason calling Tim pretender flattens Jason's motivations and the whole Jason and Tim relationship. 'Replacement' directs all of Jason's anger to Bruce. It makes Tim and Jason allies in victimhood. 'Here is this callous man that views us as interchangeable, can't you see that we're nothing to him?' 'Pretender' though... that holds Tim accountable for his role in making Jason's death meaningless. 'You saw everything I was, all that I gave, and you used it as a springboard to become what I should have been' is a lot more complex, and a lot more thematically accurate to Jason's whole deal. It's a larger gap for the characters to bridge, especially when Tim is coming from the perspective that his becoming Robin was not only right, it was necessary.

#jason todd #red hood #tim drake #Robin #Red Robin #(?) #idk what hero tag we're using for Tim these days #bitch i might wing #disclaimer cuz I'm tired of reading this comment #I AM VERY AWARE THAT HE IS ANGRY AT BRUCE I AM TALKING ABOUT TIM THO

[theygender]

The more I learn about judaism the more I wonder where tf christianity got all its bad shit. Why is divorce a sin in christianity when judaism has recognized the right to divorce for nearly a millennia and has codified religious laws for it. Why does christianity consider sex to be dirty (to the point where puritans considered it a sin to enjoy having sex with your own spouse) when in judaism it's considered holy and it's a literal mitzvah to have sex with your spouse on the sabbath. Why does christianity consider it a sign that you're faithless if you question your religion when in judaism that's considered an essential part to developing your faith. I'm probably stating the obvious here but I still can't get over the fact that there's no historical basis to any of this shit before christianity started, it's like christians just said "hey guys what if we took the torah and built a new religion around it but this time it was actively hostile to human life"

#rambling #disclaimer this isnt about individual christians im speaking about the religious trauma i experienced in my own life etc etc #these are just a few examples that I've noticed but they're definitely something #the part about sex in particular shocked me bc sex is pretty much viewed as actively evil in a lot of christian denominations #like you should only do it to create children and if you take pleasure in it (even if its with your own spouse) youre a dirty sinner #there arent as many examples like this nowadays but if you read puritan laws about sex it's like #you're allowed to have sex with your wife basically 10 times a year but you have to be fully clothed with the lights off #and you cant have sex on a holiday or a sunday and you cant touch each other and you have to try as hard as possible to hate it #literally WHERE did that mindset come from?? like for real #in judaism having sex with your spouse is basically considered a celebration of everything holy #and if you have sex on the sabbath (the holiest day in the jewish calendar—above every holiday) #its considered TWICE as holy #make it make sense #this is one of the things people mean when they say that lumping judaism in with christianity as 'abrahamic' religions is meaningless #theyre literally nothing alike #the only similarity is the torah but thats only half of the christian bible and one third of the jewish one #AND christianity interprets most of it completely differently from how judaism does #im tired #greatest hits #hall of fame

[egophiliac]

CROWLEY SSR THOUGHTS

there is zero basis for this, but I can't get this thought of my head

I don't know why I decided to draw it this way

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #(these will be relevant in a moment) #this isn't going to happen. but WHAT IF. #anyway i didn't get him (damnit birdman come home) so i had to look up his story #and let me tell you friends my findings were SHOCKING #crowley canonically likes vegetables which means that the crowley is revaan theory = BUSTED #crowley is sailor venus = CONFIRMED #(i know 'whip of love' is a saying but that's where my mind always goes) #DISCLAIMER: this is (mostly) a joke please continue to hold whatever theories and headcanons you want #but look. c'mon. look over here at this whiteboard i've covered in red yarn. #revaan being a picky eater has come up multiple times and there is an entire whole bit about how much he hated jerky and refused to eat it #and now they've made a point of talking about how crowley will eat almost anything and loOoOoves wild game meat especially #it's SO stupid but i can't help but read way too much into it #(this is tumblr if you don't want to see incredibly stupid overanalysis of anime guys then why are you HERE) #and i gotta hold on to something because otherwise whenever malleus and crowley are onscreen together i just keep going 'same hair color... #unless this is like. some kind of deep cover thing. #lilia doesn't recognize him because he saw him eat a green bean once and revaan would NEVER #crowley's secret is safe for another day #(serious hat on: i do think they're probably connected in some way) #(but there's something deeper going on that we're just not clued into yet that will hopefully explain things) #man forget revaan what if crowley whips off his mask and it turns out he was meleanor this whole time #wait hold on meleanor loves jerky. IT ALL FITS...

[deep-space-lines]

okay but like. I just had the weirdest thought about that ‘don’t look I’m naked’ comic. Which is that that’s essentially the same thing Adam and Eve did after they ate the fruit of knowledge of good&evil. So I feel like the theological implications of that could kneecap Gabe if he doesn’t think V1 is a being with free will.

yeah ok. i dunno man. is this anything

((side note. this isn’t necessarily meant to be in-character or story-accurate or take place at any particular point in time, just a way to explore some Thoughts. i was also imagining more that V1’s words aren't actually spoken, more like Gabriel’s more articulate interpretation of whatever garbled mechanical noise V1 is using to communicate. I think an angel could do that.))

and then they fucked nasty the end

#my art #my writing #who fuckin sent this. fuck you. come off anon so i can kick your ass. (the thoughts this ask sparked consumed almost 3 days of my life) #i dont know what this even is #i just work here #disclaimer i don't come from a particularly religious background so like. #most of my knowledge of christianity comes from when my mom sent me to vbs for cheap babysitting in middle school or absorbed via osmosis #so i have no idea what im talking about except for when i do! hope this helps #i love how i say that like i expect biblical scholars to tear apart my ultrakill gay fanfiction #if you are a biblical scholar and you want to tear apart my ultrakill gay fanfiction please know i am not going to read the bible for this #ultrakill #v1 ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #gabv1el #blood #love tagging ultrakill stuff with blood. hmm yes the floor here is made out of floor

[houseswife]

practically emanating

#the original video is from bra1ncryst4ls #idk just something about the fact that EVERYBODY CAN SEE IT. and it goes both ways… #what if we were both the losing dog. what then. #house md #greg house #gregory house #hilson #james wilson #hatecrimes md #house/wilson #edit: girl help I was sloshed when I made this. why did I leave in my entire phone screen. also the commenter used the word basically and #my dumbass could not read apparently. erm. just a disclaimer IM NOT ACTUALLY THIS STUPID NORMALLY WHEN COMPOSING POSTS 💀💀 I think.

[biggiedraws]

my favourite genre of media fr

bonus:

#disclaimer i havent finished one punch man yet #this is just my interpretation so far #also mob psycho was really hard to condense down to one lesson #saiki k #mp100 #opm #all really great shows 10/10 go watch them #orv #<- not a show but also 10/10 read the webtoon first

[musicalchaos07]

Jonathan and Argyle in the front seat: Sleep deprived, stoned, have been driving for hours looking for El

Mike and Will in the back seat: 500k words, childhood friends to lovers, slowburn, minor angst, hurt/comfort.

#picture byler with the infamous yaoi dont like dont read disclaimer #they're just really having their own moment in s4 huh #another byler-jancy parallel 😌 #stranger things #byler #will Byers #mike wheeler #jonathan byers #Argyle #cali crew

[toytulini]

listen im ace and im pro kink at pride and whatever, but the way some of yall are wording your posts in response to the backlash against it is uh. really taking me back to the ace shitcourse era.

yall know theres nothing wrong with being a "virgin", right? that its not inherently shameful to have not had sex, to never have sex, even if youre not ace, even if you do want to have sex someday, like, its fine that you haven't had sex?

maybe if your problem is that theyre trying to police your behavior and shame you for expressing your sexuality, you can say that? instead of resorting to "haha stupid virgin gets no bitches" like my god. do you not hear how fucking regressive that attitude is? i know, i know, youre "joking".

get a better joke

#toy txt post #god im going to regret this post im gonna regret it so much i can feel it in my bones #let it flop..........pls #internalize my message let it sink in and understand what i am saying and then let the post flop #i say. knowing the ppl who need to see such a message are the ones who will make me regret this post and regrwt not having #1 million bajillion disclaimers #virgin is in quotes bc its a bullshit made up stupid purity culture concept anyway and quite frankly i hate even seeing the word #disclaimer: the previous sentence is not me saying that it is a slur for asexuals. it is me a single individual saying this specific word #grosses me out to read and see everywhere when its a stupid bullshit binary made up or at least historically largely used #to shame largely women and i dont know why we're still using it in 2023 #and ive just been. seeing such an uptick in this whole like. attitude? lately and like #im ace im minorly sex repulsed. mostly about anything sex at me bad. other adults sex at each other consensually? go wild #i like to think im pretty chill about it. i try to be. i think its fine ig to be like 'my meat is huge i fuck so much so good' #like okay not my thing but good for you. love that for you #but then some of yall have started turning it back around back to. 'haha your meat so small and shriveled you get no bitches' #'haha stupid incel virgin' like okay. didnt realize we all went back to fucking. middle school but okay #god im gonna run out of tine to get ready for my thing writing this stupid post UGH evil #but like idk we've kinda circled back to being like haha being a virgin still is stupid and silly and shameful #and if im quite honest. i do think the acecourse played a part in that bc i felt like we were making good progress in like #hey guys is fine to not have sex ever if you dont want to its fine to not want sex its fine #and then aphobes went fucking rabid on us and splintered and destroyed online communities all over but especially on tumblr #and so many aces went back in the closet we stopped talking about it we stopped spreading awareness and now this stupid goddamn like #and now this stupid bullshit attitude is back where its like funny to call someone a virgin as an insult but like no bro trust me its okay #its okay for me to do it bc im a hot queer person with huge meat instead of a cisstraight frat bro with huge meat #? like you know the issue was the behavior right? not the fact that it was straight dudes saying it? its bc the thing being said was shitty? #you know you can dunk on the puritan bitches trying to police your behavior at pride without getting us as collateral damage right #stop making me read that stupid ugly ass word ur not cool or funny #whatever #if you come on to this post to start shit i will not only block you but as many of your mutuals and followers as i can find. i will scroll #i will block this entire fucking website if i need to do not test me. i am exhausted and the acecourse ate up all my tolerance in 2015.

[kelocitta]

I saw @macchitea ‘s metacat and kirbpup slugcats shortly after posting my own kirby/rw doodles, and i thought that was funny and they were very cute designs so heres a little bit of fanart of them for warmup

#rain world #rainworld #i dont think i really did them justice so go look at the originals cause theyre very cute #disclaimer i know negative info about kirby i just read the wiki when i was very stressed