#robbing

[etrixer]

Ventured into r/BatmanArkham a few days ago.

Almost spit out my water.

#batman #r/batmanarkham #robin #robbing #manhamaslum #manhamcity #duke thomas

[confusedgoldenflower]

MQ legit said he would have robbed twenty houses when they were destitute so imagine:

XL: I… uh… don’t tell FX but maybe… maybe we should rob???

MQ: oh it’s so good you said that bc I got fed up and hungry and did that early this morning. Hope u enjoyed the honey buns

FX, who sleeps next to him: the fuck?????

XL: * relieved no one’s yelling at him and also they have food and medicine*

#tgcf shitpost #shitpost #incorrect tgcf quotes #Mu Qing #Feng Xin #xie lian #robbing

[2022dirt]

A Jackie Robinson statue was stolen from a public park in Kansas. Surveillance footage was released of the criminals stealing the statue but no one knows why they even stole it.

#interesting #interesting facts #nature is weird #thats incredible #thats insane #thats interesting #like woah #baseball #jackie robinson #homerun #theft #steal #stealing #robbery #robbing #statue #statues #what the hell #whatthe #what #what the #what the fuck #what thr fuck #what the heck #what the shit #woah #woahhhh #woah :0 #woah dude #but woah

[retrokid616]

oh shit they might be robbing tonight!

#cr spoilers #live blogging #bells hells #campaign 3 #critical role #robbing #so crime? #heat diner scene #heat 1995 #shits almost real?

[gay-pirate-vibes]

Happy Sunday! This week Buttons make an entrance in my fan art to help Stede pick a ship to rob.

#ofmd #our flag means death #gay #gay pirates #stede #stede bonnet #the gentleman pirate #buttons #robbing #ship #piracy #fan art #life-like fan art #fan art sunday issue 10

[moon1forever]

The heist

These characters aren’t mine and all credit goes to Cheesecake-bich, they make really great art and their Rise of Gru Oc’s are my favorite! Go check them out! Either way enjoy!

Blaze stands at the front of the bank, tapping his foot impatiently “ where are they? “ he mumbles. He then sees 2 figures comings out of the darkness. Smoke bomb and Sizzle.

“ Where have you been?! I’ve been waiting for almost 30 minutes! “ Blaze yells. Smoke bomb rolls her eyes and takes out some of her lip gloss and puts it on, Sizzle on the other hand is trying to explain their lateness.

“ Sorry dude but SOMEBODY had to put their makeup on before we left “ He says, looking over to Smoke bomb who isn’t paying attention to either of them.

Blaze rolls his eyes and takes out a grappling hook from his bag “ You guys ready? “ He asks, handing the hook to Sizzle. They both nod their heads. Smoke bomb puts the lip gloss away and puts her mask on. “ Ready “ she says, adjusting her outfit. Blaze glares at her.

“ Can we hurry, I have a date tonight!” She whispers yells, Sizzle grabs her and Blaze by the waist and shoots the grapple to the top of the bank roof.

All three get pulled to the roof, landing on their feet. Sizzle lets go and grabs a computer from his bag. He hacks into the cameras. “ I see only 9 men, Smoke bomb, you want this? “ He asks, handing her a pipe. She nods before taking it and jumping threw the vent that Blaze opened for her.

Smoke drops into the room where all the men are. “ Hello boys “. All the men run at her trying to either arrest her or knock her out. Being her natural self, she dodge every hit that came to her. She grabs a pole from her back pocket and starts hitting the men with it

After maybe a minute or two, Sizzles phone buzzes

Valerie: Come on!

Alan: Ok!

Elliot: Coming!

After a minute the boys come running threw the door. Looking over to the pile of knocked out men. “ I hate it when men attack a woman, such disrespect “ She says, putting the pole away.

Blaze walks past Smoke and goes over to the bank vault. He places his ear against the door and starts turning the lock.

Smoke takes out of her phone and takes a picture of Blaze. “ He looks ridiculous “ She says. The door finally comes unlock. “ I may look ridiculous but at least I’m smart “ He says, standing proudly.

She rolls her eyes and walks into the door. Sizzle runs in and starts looking at all the priceless artifacts. He grabs a bag and start grabbing things and stuffing it into the bag. Crowns, paintings, jewelry, and lastly money.

Something catches Smoke’s eye, a beautiful too piece necklace. She smiles and stuffs it into her pocket. Blaze only grabs money, and a small little bracelet. They grab everything into a different bags. Sizzle throws it over his shoulder.

“ Father is gonna be happy to see this! “ Sizzles says, jumping in joy. He grabs a necklace out of the bag and puts it into his pocket, “ something for me and my sisters boyfriend “ He says, blushing at the thought.

His siblings roll their eyes in a playful manner. “ Well, today was a good heist “ Blaze says. Smoke and Sizzle nod in agreement. “ We should do it again sometime” Smoke replies, Once again, they nod.

#Cheesecake-bich #Sizzle/Alan #Valerie/Smoke bomb #Blaze/Elliot #The Heist #The Trio #Robbing #having fun

[doubleaas]

*Robs bank*

#art #undertale meme #sans undertale #horror sans #undertale au #florette #florettale #floret #bank robbery #robbing #rich #artbase

[starswelike]

It won't be funny but you can help a lot!

Hey everyone, a quick question here.

What can you do when you have been robbed?

You spoke to your bank, they immediately stopped every transaction in your card, they are making a new one for you...

Done everything you can do with the bank is done.

And what about all your money? You lost a ton of it. You can say bye-bye even if rthat means you have left not enough for the rest of the month?

For your whole family?

For your children?

#robbing #help #money #stealig #whattodoafterbeingrobbed #newcreditcardincoming #familyindanger #needhelp #howtogetbackwhatsrobbed #getbackmymoney #thisisimportant #atleastforme

[thunderon]

working an office job now is so funny because when i was 16 i worked a shitty minimum wage job where my manager was an ex-felon bodybuilder with knuckles tats who spent time in prison for attempted murder… so guess what, phil? your fancy title and lame white-collar intimidation tactics aren’t going to work on me, actually. i watched my old boss pull a knife on someone. you really think im going to fall to my knees when you make passive aggressive commentary? please get real

#it’s literally comical #oh #to be clear my boss was reacting to us getting robbed #not just randomly lmao #op #bestof

[4deucemedia]

Whether now or then, robbing your own people will never be ok, especially stealing from women.

#film #movies #clips #4deucefilms #media #4deucecontent #shortfilm #shortfilms #drama #emotional #male #dramatic #familyfirst #movies #featurefilm #distress #strangers #pain #lady #bag #80s #sticksman #hustler #rob #jewels #blackslate

#black film #80s #feature #film #black #robbing #thief #short film #short

[devilherself666]

Autism

Master list.

In Japan, the sun was up already, as a gray haired boy got out his bed yawning softly, walking to his bathroom, brushing his teeth, his face and changing into his clothes for the day, as he lived in the far forest of Japan. When his foster parents weren't the best he decided it was best to leave. He built his own house in the woods, he started to build it when he turned fourteen in secret, and he finished it when he was sixteen, that's when he left, and he's been on his own ever since, he is now twenty years old. His is seven foot tall even, His house was tall enough for him to fit of course but it blended in because of the trees. 

Kaida doesn’t get any people, because how deep he is into the forest, the darkness into the forest creeped him out at first, and then he thought. If he was scared, so would everyone else be. On the darker side, it was not so bad, sure there were big animals that ate human flesh, but Kaida found a way around that easily. He made them his pets. Kaida has a form of autism, where he doesn’t understand right from wrong, and he doesn’t believe everything is evil as people tell him it is. 

Kaida is also the kind of autism that despises people, touch, and affection. Also he hates fighting, really hates it actually. He almost lost an arm when he first found the place because he refused to fight with an animal, his words were. “It is hungry, I can live with one arm.” As comes autism, comes more issues no one really cares for. Kaida has a disease called Congenital insensitivity to pain with anhidrosis. Definition; Where you can not feel any pain, sweat or temperature rising or falling, so Kaida doesn’t get hot or cold, or at least he doesn’t feel it. 

That is where the disease is bad. He can not feel anything like someone normal would be able to tell, when they are getting too hot they are about to pass out, Kaida wouldn’t until he actually passed out, which has already happened more than once. When it is cold outside, he can not feel when his fingers are about to fall off. Thankfully, Kaida learned after the summer issue that when it snows he needs wood, and when it's sunny without snow or ice, he needs water. 

As the disease is genetic, he isn’t the only one to have it, in the family. Jimmy also inherited it from their mother. Kaida was sitting in his little cabin, when he heard the wind, as he hummed. “I did not think winter would come so soon.” He spoke, as he walked out the cabin, with his axe to grab firewood. 

As he walked along the passage, holding the axe in his left hand, he could write with both hands, so he could swing with both hands. Kaida was not the smartest of the bunch, for many reasons, but one was his parents. “Homeschooled” him, but really they didn’t, so he learned nothing. He can’t read, he can’t write that well, and he really can not spell. He knows how to cut down trees and steal food, that is about it. He steals the food with a little bit of help of course. 

He heard the wind blowing again, but this time. It sounded different, not like a winter breeze, like someone was moving in his woods breeze, as Kaida turned around looking. “Hello? Come out, I will not hurt you.” He spoke calmly, his face showing no sign of fear, or any emotion at all. Kaida could not feel emotion, not because of the disease but because of his autism and how he was never taught what feelings are. 

The bushes moved more, as Kaida walked over to them and saw the smallest human known to man compared to him, sitting behind the bush.. “Hello?” He spoke, despite there being no emotion to his tone, his voice was still very deep, and his body build made him look scarier than he is. As the boy with red hair looked at Kaida with a little bit of fear. “I-um, got lost..” he stuttered out, really the redhead planned to rob Kaida, but Kaida was just too nice to understand that. “Oh, okay then. Follow me.” He spoke as he walked back to his house, and the redhead was sure to follow. “Woah!” His eyes widened. “Did you build this all by yourself?” He asked Kaida nodded slightly, making them tea, as he looked at the redhead. “You can stay here until you can find your way back.” He spoke, understanding the woods was confusing, and some people don’t want to tell others where they live, and if he was being honest he didn’t want to leave his home. 

“Wait. You just let strangers stay with you?!” He asked worriedly from the gray haired male. “Well no, but you are the first person I have ever seen in this part of the woods in years, so I just assumed you were telling the truth.” He spoke calmly. “No actually I was going to rob you, but man.. Do you make that hard?” He spoke, smiling softly. “Riku, it is nice to meet you.” He spoke with a smile. Kaida looked down at the redhead confused. “Was?” he questioned, Kaida didn’t understand really, little to nothing. He picked up on how to speak in town, learned what the internet was and learned most of it from videos. He taught himself all the stuff he knows, but when it comes to emotions or trust. Nothing on the internet that could help with that, because everyone is different. 

“Yeah I was, but now I am not. Now your name?” Riku asked and Kaida sighed softly. “Kaida.” he spoke as he poured tea in glasses and handed one to the redhead. “Wow, hot and with a cool name. I am starting to like you already.” he spoke, Kaida sat down, studying him hard, making the redhead uncomfortable. “On second thought..” He spoke, and then stopped himself when he realized his eyes were full of confusion and pain. Riku didn’t know what could have happened to this male, for him to trust everyone, but it was clear, something happened to him. Riku isn’t just sticking around because it's free rent in food, because he knows what it's like to have to learn everything on your own from scratch.

Kaida didn’t say anything, he didn’t know what to say, as he sipped his tea, as Riku looked at Kaida. “Can I stay with you for a while?” He asked and Kaida looked at him and his face was dull. “I said that yes?” He spoke, questioning the redhead in his question. “No, not till I can find my way back, I can find my way back easily. I just want to teach you some things. So you don’t actually take the wrong person home.” He spoke honestly and Kaida put his cup of tea down and raised an eyebrow.. “You want to teach me things?” He asked and Riku nodded. “That I do Kaida, that I do.” he spoke.

#Read the warning #Toxic #Autism #robbing #slow #not meant to be offensive #sadness #trauma #may be triggering

[bobby-jones67910]

Happy April Fool's HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA STULID! HAPPY APRIL!

#bobby jones #old man #timbles #bobby jones official #one of bobby “bobby japes” jones many japes #hahaahahahahah #STULID! #dumdum #prank #bladderwart #pullin ya foot infection #bobby the trickser #HA did you noticed i spell tricketers wrong #one of the many japes #bobby in the dead of night #sneaking #robbing #wondering #pranking #happy fools #april #april mood #cold fools in your area #SIKE ! THEYRE HOT #STULID FOOLS IN YOUR AREA AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[theproblemsofdonhi]

Big Luffy finds a weird looking cat.

#no but honestly what was lucci thinking picking up this fight???? #like... did he thought all that shit about luffy in the papers was fake news or something????? #is he stupid? #one piece #one piece luffy #monkey d luffy #rob lucci #gear 5th #gear 5 luffy #sun god nika #nika #my art #drawing

[deadite-central]

One of my favourite facial expressions in op is the “there’s NO WAY in hell I’m loosing to a teenager wearing flip flops” face

#followed immediately by loosing to a teenager wearing flip flops #one piece #sir crocodile #enel one piece #rob lucci #donquixote doflamingo

[hellsitegenetics]

Dig through the ditches and burn through the witches and slam in the back of my dragula!

String identified: g tg t tc a tg t tc a a t ac aga!

Closest match: Scleropages formosus genome assembly, chromosome: 12 Common name: Asian arowana

#tumblr genetics #genetics #asks #requests #sent to me #dragula #rob zombie #fish #ocean #asian arowana

[dreamsofannpc]

01/27/24 Sleep Paralysis & Getting Robbed

This is the least scary but most confusing sleep paralysis experience I have ever had. First, once I realized I couldn't move, I looked towards my window. I saw the curtains had been drawn, which showed my room to the outside (I have a fear of being watched in my sleep). Then I heard a bag of dry cat food being spilled in my room, but I couldn't see where. Then I saw a shadow slip in front of my door, and I assumed it was my twin. Then I looked down at my body and saw I was covered in cat food. I sat up at this point, which "woke" me up, and I realized it wasn't real.

When I was able to sleep again (I've had trouble sleeping due to stress and slight illness), the dream started. I was walking in a public but mostly empty area carrying expensive tools. I didn't know what I was going to do with them yet, but when I put them down, a strange man approached me. He was trying to tell me something but I couldn't understand him. He looked homeless. I tried to ask him what he was saying, but I don't know if he understood me, as he left. Then, a woman walked up to me. She was bigger than me in every way, but she seemed nice. After our quick conversation, she stated she was going to mug me. I froze, and she stepped forward, but then another woman started to walk by us. The first woman stopped to watch her go, but I called out to her to get her attention. I tried to have a conversation with her so I wouldn't be alone with the first woman, but she didn't seem interested and tried walking away. I ran after her, and the first woman ran after me. When I tried to explain to the second woman that the first woman was trying to rob me, the first woman tried to convince her that I was crazy. While they were both distracted, I grabbed my tools and tried to sneak away, but then woke up.

Morning mood: Out of it

Night-time mood: Good

#dream #personal #strangers #sleep paralysis #robbing #mugging #woman #man #tools #women