#secret snacks

[sauriansolutions]

Here's a little snippet thing to get myself started at having a blog with, like, content.

I was inspired by the absolute silliness that is the class of TWST item called "Secret Snacks." I just adore the concept that you can boost your friendship with game characters by, apparently, stealthily feeding them illegal snacks during class?

All my (excessive number of) Jade cards have full vignettes *cries* but I just want to keep feeding him forever... help...

"Secret Snacks"

You are sitting next to J.ade in class before lunch. You can hear his stomach growling and whining every few minutes. 

You occasionally catch him frowning down at himself after a particularly egregious rumble, like he's trying to scold his belly into silence. You can't help but let out a quiet giggle at his stern expression, and Jade, realizing he's been perceived, shoots you a sheepish grin.

"So sorry," he mouths, sotto voce.

You reassure him that it's alright. 

Towards the end of class, you notice Jade reaching down to fold one arm around his middle. His stomach's complaints have gotten quieter, but they've also become more frequent, to the point that the gurgles have become a near-constant background noise. 

As you watch, Jade looks up to check the clock for the umpteenth time, then sighs quietly and slumps forward a bit in his chair, lips pressed tightly together in a disappointed pout. You look up, too, and note that here's still about fifteen minutes before lunchtime.

Poor Jade. Since agreeing to switch seats with Leona (who wanted a spot behind the tall student so the professor couldn't see him as well), you've noticed that Jade gets distractingly hungry like this every day, around the same time. 

Jade is usually perfectly attentive and studious during class. But you've heard he also has, what he terms, "poor fuel efficiency. So, you guess that this is around the time his energy reserves from breakfast are nearly depleted. 

His empty, grumbling stomach clearly makes the mer student unhappy and fidgety, shifting in his seat, shuffling papers aimlessly, or doodling in the margins of his notebook. 

You've seen Jade's actual sketchbook, so you know the eel is quite artistically talented. But, humorously enough, as lunchtime draws near, Jade's sketches seem to inevitably devolve from nearly-photorealistic drawings of mushrooms, trees, and plants, to simplistic and almost cartoony renderings of his favorite foods. 

Octopus dishes, you couldn't help but notice, feature prominently. 

You've even caught Jade gnawing on the decorative filigree around the edges of his magestone pen, once or twice. Thankfully, the pens are apparently spelled to be highly durable and shatter-proof. Still, the grinding sound of Jade's razorblade teeth on stone or metal makes you wince every time you hear it. 

Jade, now nearly drooling, is putting the finishing touches on a drawing of what appears to be a steaming plate of grilled octopus. 

... Not for the first time, you find yourself wishing you had something to feed Jade. 

Students technically aren't allowed to bring food into the classroom, but you've seen your fellow classmates covertly munching on candies, meal bars, and the like enough times during class, that you feel like sneaking in a snack or two couldn't be *that* big of a deal. 

Maybe tomorrow, you think, you'll slip Jade one of those packets of barbecue-flavored dried squid that are on sale right now at the Mystery Shop. 

Smiling, you jot down a quick reminder to yourself in your planner. Next to it, you draw a little cartoon eel. You give it a big, toothy smile, and add lots of cute little sparkles in its eyes. 

Satisfied with your work, you close your planner and wait for the bell to ring. 

Classes have been getting increasingly more difficult, as midterms are approaching. 

But now, you think, you have at least one reason to look forward to tomorrow's lesson.

#jade leech #twst #twst tummy stuff #secret snacks #jc writes #uhh i gotta remember how tagging works but I'll do it later peace out #edited to add a readmore because dang #this came out longer than i expected

[coochiequeens]

Mothers, or any care taker, are allowed to have their own snacks. This lady needs to take his ass to court for more child support or offer to do a 50/50. Let him see how soon he wants to eat in secret if he has his kids for more time.

Being able to eat in peace is a reason I wasn’t interested in kids.

#Reddit #aita #men being ridiculous #Secret snacks

[crystaldecay]

I GOT TO EAT THINGS IN SCIENCE

It was yummy

#Banana chip #secret snacks #cough cough sniff #zaza #I’m gay for Florence Pugh #the hammer is satisfied

[bleh1bleh2]

"Hey Keith, what else is in your belt pouches?"

Keiths belt pouches 2/2

#and then later #keith: i nailed the comforting thing!!!! #lance: you guys will never believe what just happened #voltron #klance #keiths belt pouches #also are these in the same timeline or different ones? you decide #personally think its kinda funny if keith just has. a weird assortment of earth snacks #and keeps it a secret from everyone until the time is Right #but also having literally no clue what he has in the pouches and seeing him hold out gummy worms (months into space) is so fucking funny #another mystery: does lance eat the worms?? #(yes he does. they all try a gummy worm. the question is if theyre still good) #my art #edit: i tried adding an ID but let me know if its weird and ill fix it

[jeena-says-hi]

Since Gem has antlers, do you think they have the cycle of growing velvet, scraping it off, then shedding them?

So she’s just like this for a while:

Imagine one time the velvet starts to shed, so she casually peels a bit off and someone is like “WHAT IS THAT?”

#deer also eat the shedded velvet cause it’s got nutrients on it so just imagine gem peeling it off and snacking on it #the others would be so confused and grossed out #except grian cause he’s irl got a bio degree and cause I’m doing bio too I wanna headcannon him as knowing bio stuff #funny #meme #funny meme #hehe #trafficblr #third life #mcyt #last life #limited life #double life #secret life #hermitcraft #empires smp #geminitay #mcyt gem

[itsrainingbubbles]

Aroace Luffy having more game than Sanji who's actively pursuing women and he's irritated at first cause this guy doesn't even like people!?? But damn he is kinda cute and oh no he fell for his captain too

Zoro and Nami welcome him to the losers club of people who fell in love with Luffy

#one piece sanji #sanji #roronoa zoro #one piece zoro #nami #one piece nami #sanlu #lusan #just to be clear Luffy loves all of them #just not in the way they love him #and they've all accepted this #they also dont make it a secret that they like him like everyone knows #sanji fawning over luffy becomes a regular thing on the ship #Luffy likes it cause he gets extra snacks #law is part of the losers club but in secret #except everyone but law knows

[impactdial]

i love the idea of the older crew members somehow find out usopp and sanji like each other but won't do anything about it so they scheme to "gently" push the two together by putting them in increasingly romantic scenarios. like brook rallies hard to wordlessly switch to a soft romantic violin whenever usopp and sanji enter a space together. robin keeps mentioning old marriage traditions that she just happened to read about in a book. stuff like that. usopp is oblivious but sanji, being a hopeless romantic, eventually picks up on what they're doing and is so embarrassed he could die

#franky is the one that definitely ratted them out bc he cant keep secrets from robin bc he saw usopp leave the galley late one night #or sanji delivering late night snacks while usopps on watch #franky also cant scheme with the rest of them bc he just ends up crying over how sweet and cute usopp and sanji are to each other #and he is NOT subtle about it either #sanuso #one piece #ramblings

[foldingfittedsheets]

So my betrothed has been Suffering with backlash from Wyvern and allergy testing. They’re having trouble working out and their chest is consistently tight even with nasal sprays and antihistamines so we’ve been looking to get a beefier air purifier for their room.

Today I went on a secret journey to go pick one up off OfferUp. It’s a city that has taiyaki which isn’t near us and so I’m also getting delicious treats while I’m in the area. I’m excited to have it set up and surprise them when they get home.

#ramblies #secrets from baby #I need to figure out road-trip snacks too since we’re leaving on Saturday and my betrothed doesn’t have a day off ahead of time #so it’s on me and I’m actually Terrible at planning #I’ve shown up to camping trips without a pillow or sleeping bag #so I might have them make a list with me tonight so I know what to get

[wizardlyghost]

#i don't think i realised before that the entire lief section of book one takes place in like. less than 24 hours lol. #lief truly gets home after sunset learns about his parents' past learns barda's secret gets a sword a cloak a map a belt and a quest #sneaks out of the city with barda wanders into the forest gets caught by monsters gets looted by some random girl almost gets eaten #has a treetop midnight snack sets out again travels branch to branch for the rest of the night fights a ghost almost dies AGAIN #gets saved by the same random girl who was looting him earlier brings barda back to life and finds a magic gem. #by which point it's like brunchtime the next day. truly one of the birthdays of all time. #deltora quest #roddacember #roddacember 2023

[halfahelix]

Merry Christmas @juxsweet!! I was your Secret Santa for the Ashville Secret Santa exchange. Thank you for being an awesome friend and I hope you've been having a great holiday! 💚🤎💜❤️

#helix draws #miraculous ladybug #Feligami my beloved #Feligami #Felix Fathom #Kagami Tsurugi #Duusu #Longg #ml fanart #Ashville Secret Santa 2023 #it was SO hard to keep it a secret DFKJLHGKJ #especially since I picked you myself :yee: #and yes Longg snacking on a chicken leg is a reference to the Japanese Christmas tradition. you're welcome schva #this was originally part of a potential still from an Amelie comic/animatic I was making 👀 hehe #if I'm bullied (affectionate) I'll finish it #mostly because I crave more GDV twins content dearly

[metathemeta-art]

specifically for any other celiac dca enjoyers because. look. we gotta cope somehow!! but also this can apply to anyone who has food stuff going on. I think Moon would be super gross about it but he would also not let a single thing poison you ever. special robot sensors or something

#living vicariously through all the y/ns who are written to just be able to eat things #god I wish that were me #disability pride month might be over but dont worry moon will still taste test your snacks #not used to tumblr formatting sorry if this post is super long #ANYWAY tags time #art #artists on tumblr #fnaf #fnaf fanart #moon fnaf #moon x reader #moon x y/n #moon x oc #I really don't know which of these this fits into #let me live I am so sorry #daycare attendant fnaf #also if you're wondering why the drawings look like they're out of practice it is because I haven't drawn properly in ages #sick with the secret third thing (don't know what it is) #anyway time to stop writing an essay goodnight everyone

[puppetmaster13u]

I wasn't going to do any designs for when the robins were older yet but I was sleep deprived and just started sketching, so have a Red Hood.

Au belongs to @phoenixcatch7 and you need to check them out <3

#possessed doll au #batman au #batman #jason todd #art #sketch #red hood #I like to think that they all start having chest cavities for extra space lol #Or other such secret compartments #Jason likes to open his up like 'I got the goods' to show several snacks & weapons lmao #Honestly I think he has fun making the doll look slightly damaged without it actually being so #Still love the idea of part of the head being repaired with resin to make a skull visible underneath in the right lighting #Why yes things are on fire behind him but why would you think he was the one who did it #It definitely wasn't him but he needs some sort of intimidation that's not 6 heads in a duffel bag #Maybe he still does that too #I feel like there's some sort of consequences to the puppet body getting stolen even if it's just pieces they couldn't recover #There's definitely consequences to those pieces being dumped into a Lazarus Pit #Everyone freaks out because Jason just suddenly *collapses* like he's in a coma (like his mind has gotten thrown into a mostly broken body) #Hey they probably get Damian out of it tho

[stiltonbasket]

lxc meets xiao-yu and is ☆:.｡.o(≧▽≦)o.｡.:☆? tiny nephew? tiny adorable nephew who loves cuddles and snacks?

Lan Xichen, fifteen years earlier: A-Yuan, what if I gave you a snack?

Tiny A-Yuan, LWJ in miniature: I'm not supposed to have too many sweets. *gets cuddles instead*

Lan Xichen, present day: *without much hope* A-Yu, what if I gave you a snack?

Tiny Xiao-Yu: >:3!!!!

#asks #lan xichen #lan sizhui #lan xiaohui #the secret behind this is...lxc is not a good cook #he has TRIED to make things that are not red-bean buns #and he keeps trying #but it has...never worked out #xiao-yu however does not learn his lesson and keeps trying the ruined snacks

[thestalkerbunny]

Alegander Jamfoot is my absolute character in Bugsnax and he doesn't even make a PHYSICAL appearance in the game.

Suffer from cute aggression, Alegander.

#TSB Draws #Bugsnax #Alegander Jamfoot #Buddy Bandersnatch #Buddy #The Journalist #Snaklolytes #Cringe is dead with ship ocs with canon characters now #JournalistxAlegander #It's peak I want the next game for us to join the secret society of snack people.

[shoshiwrites]

So I got busy and dropped the ball on doing something for 100 followers but now we're at almost 150??? What hi hello?!?

I feel like I should hand out calling cards for everyone to stop by the front parlor and introduce themselves

#not joking we're open 24/7 there's coffee and snacks #shoshi.txt #....i should punch up my intro post #are you here for mota? my bewitching mix of assorted aesthetic posts and too many vintage leather jackets? fic? #a secret fourth thing?

[hellish-cruelty]

Tea cups in Studio Ghibli. (Showcasing my fondness for pretty tea cups, afternoon tea, biscuits and snacks.)

Animes - Secret World of Arriety (2010), Kiki's Delivery service (1989), Spirited Aware (2001), When Marnie was there (2014), The Boy and the Heron (2023), Porco Rosso (1992), Ponyo (2008), Ocean waves (1993)

#ocean waves #when marnie was there #the boy and the heron #porco rosso #secret world of arrietty #kiki's delivery service #spirited away #studio ghibli #ghibli #ghibli films #ghibli aesthetic #ghibliedit #ghibli movie #hayao miyazaki #aesthetics #anime girl #anime #animation movies #anime aesthetic #animated movies #tea cups #teapot #snacks #healing #afternoon #just chilling #afternoons #ponyo ghibli #movies #only yesterday