#she calls it her cat claws

[trashcanbutterfly]

some little doodles of maybe an eventual fallout x cytus au

paff, neko and robo head centered, paff is a vault dweller and robo head and neko run the radio in diamond city 

#cytus ii #Cytus 2 #cytus neko #cytus paff #cytus robo head #sorry for the lazy doodles #maybe i'll... make full pieces and refs for that #idk if anyone would be interested though #i like the idea tho #i have places for nora and xenon too muahaha #the blue and pink parts are grafitti that robo and neko added to their costumes #i even have what weapons they'd use #robo head would use a laser musket #and neko would use a modified deathclaw gauntlet #big claw weapon #she calls it her cat claws #also to that one person with the cytus and wings of fire au #you better tag me when you figure it out #>:D #ok i might take this down and post coloured versions later #or i'll post actual coloured refs tomorrow

[grabmyboner]

turns out my roommates cat that we’ve been calling a girl for the past 7 months is actually a boy with very very small male genitalia. even the vet was surprised at how small her testicles are

#we’ve decided she is gender fluid and can use whatever pronouns she wants #we’ll call her different pronouns based on the vibes she’s giving that day #like for example; the day they ripped a piece of ham out of my hand as I was making a sandwich > ‘they/them’ #when she clawed at my hand for touching her paws with no consent > ‘she/her’ #when he pushes his brother off the cat tower in a lion king reenactment > ‘he/him’ #times when it stares into my literal soul > ‘it’ #cats of tumblr #cat #cats #gender fluid #transgender #lgbtq

[diamondcrownacademy]

Cat

#from headmistress sharotto #cats are awesome you gotta admit #although their f*cking claws sting #this kitten’s mom paw punched my head when I accidentally put my head on her paw #i affectionately call this kitten Whitepaws cuz she’s got lil socks

[two-calicos-in-a-trenchcoat]

Large doggo not aware of her size or how sharp her claws are

Paw to the face

Clawed my nose

Ow

#she was jealous cuz i was hugging precious #so she tackled us and clawed me in the face #precious used the distraction to steal the tug #apparently precious doesnt even play with toys at home #she just wants the toys cuz chewby wants them #i fuckin love dogs man #theyre so funny to watch #even tho chewby comes close to giving me a bloody nose at least once a week cuz she forgets how big she is #like a 65 pound puppy #its funny how little dogs act like theyre bigger than they are and big dogs seem to think theyre much smaller than they are #i mean chewbys definitely more of a big chicken than she likes to act #calling her chewby doo is very fitting #she acts tough and shes big and has a deep voice and is all muscly so that works in her favor #but shes just a big scaredy cat #its just funny after having a chihuahua that had no fear or awareness of her own personal safety #that dog woulda jumped off a cliff if you threw a steak over it #no self preservation instincts in that little dog #she tried to fight a coyote once

[strifethedestroyer]

so uh during my episode i kind of. um

#heehee hoohoo #everyone meet писана or pisana! pisana is an affectionate way to call a cat in bulgarian. its not a name for housecats usually but i got #used to calling her that so thats her name #she's this little stray that was sitting in front of my block and she was nearly dead according to the vets when we took her there so #we originally took her in with the intention to just foster her for a bit but yeah you can tell how that went #she's healing slowly and steadily and for the most part she gets on fine with yuks thankfully #im still getting used to cats though haha ouch claws hurt but its okay becuase she's cute #anyway. yep thats her thats pisana

[agentvharrison]

@godblooded​ said: "you are a cat." stark.

Eyes narrowed, jaw set in its most stubborn position, brows lowered in such a way that threatened violence; Vivian glared at Stark.  If she could have destroyed her by sheer force of will, he’d be dust.

“I. Am. Not. A. Cat,” she snarled.  Unconsciously, she flexed her fingers, nails visible and then digging into her palm.  “Say it again and I’ll scratch your damn eyes out, Stark.”

The irony of her statement went completely unnoticed.  By her, anyway.

#la coeur a meme - answered #godblooded #godblooded: Stark #Vivian's instinctive reaction to being called a cat is to threaten to claw someone's eyes out or hiss at them #she doesn't realize that *really* doesn't help her argument #because she is a cat

[wonderloste]

redoing tags p. 1 : character tags.

#ʚ c. alice liddell ɞ ⁄ oh you clever little thing‚ what a charming basket case. #ʚ c. white rabbit ɞ ⁄ if i only could‚ i'd make a deal with god and i’d get him to swap our places. #ʚ c. jabberwock ɞ ⁄ stroke of luck or gift from god‚ by the hands of fate or devil’s claws. #ʚ c. bandersnatch ɞ ⁄ worship your body as you walk my way‚ you're the only one who can make me pray. #ʚ c. king of hearts ɞ ⁄ roses are red and violets are blue‚ from the depths of my gardens our hearts bloomed. #ʚ c. cheshire cat ɞ ⁄ for now my heart is pierced by cupid and i disdain all glittering gold. #ʚ c. gryphon ɞ ⁄ you’ve got what it takes to set me free‚ oh‚ you could mean everything to me. #ʚ c. caterpillar ɞ ⁄ she can crush every hope when i've got her heels stomping down my throat. #ʚ c. mad hatter ɞ ⁄ and the man who drank the tea and took the pill has locked himself in limbo. #ʚ c. march hare ɞ ⁄ do you know that you’ve imprisoned yourself like the king of all the capulets. #ʚ c. dormouse ɞ ⁄ time dancers whirling past‚ i’ve gazed through the looking glass just beyond my grasp. #ʚ c. mock turtle ɞ ⁄ facing the storm‚ i'm cast out at sea. i'll drown eventually‚ so don't save me. #ʚ c. tweedle-dum ɞ ⁄ forgiving who you are for what you stand to gain‚ know that if i hide‚ it doesn’t go away. #ʚ c. tweedle-dee ɞ ⁄ swear to god‚ love seeping from your gun. know that if you hide‚ it doesn’t go away. #ʚ c. red queen ɞ ⁄ what a lovely time that it would surely be‚ so bite your tongue and choke yourself to sleep. #ʚ c. white king ɞ ⁄ sometimes the curiosity can kill the soul but leave the pain. #ʚ c. gnat ɞ ⁄ weep not poor dreamers‚ i’ll show thee the way through all the pain and the sorrows. #ʚ c. duchess ɞ ⁄ she lost her voice down by the river‚ screaming for courage and called it her terror. #ʚ c. raven ɞ ⁄ all the queens and the court jesters clapped‚ adored‚ but a trophy of mercy is a trophy no more. #ʚ c. nobody ɞ ⁄ but you won’t cry for my absence‚ i know. you’ve all forgot me long ago.

[quest-draws]

Image description: A four page black and white comic of my tortoiseshell cat, Bunny, complaining that I won’t let her in from the screen porch.

Page 1 

Panel 1: A small tortoiseshell cat sits on the other side of a glass door, looking up sadly, saying, “Mama! Mama, help! I’m in the screen porch!” 

Panel 2: She scratches at the door. “Mama! Mama I’m trapped! I’m trapped in the screen porch! Mama!” she cries. 

Panel 3: She looks through the glass with her sad, innocent expression. “I see you, Mama! Can’t you hear me? Why won’t you let me in? What have I done, Mama!”

Panel 4: The left corner is dominated by a close up of her face, as she reminisces about the cat tree in the screen porch. We see her perched on the very top, looking out over the backyard.

She says, “Was I not grateful enough, Mama? You gave me a throne, here in the screen porch! A place where I could look down upon the world as a god!”

Page 2

Panel 1: While she’s perched atop her cat tree, it begins to rain outside. Bunny looks askance at it from behind the screen. 

“But I couldn’t touch it, Mama!” she narrates, now in boxes instead of word balloons, “I could see the rain lavish the earth, but never feel its cool caress!”

Panel 2: A paw rests on the screen. On the other side, two birds chirp, unbothered by the presence of Bunny.

 “I could smell the blood of the song birds, but never taste its warmth! I lived as Tantalus in this screen porch, Mama!”

Panel 3: Sitting on a cushioned chair, bunny looks out over the yard, barred from her by the porch screen. 

“Tormented by what I could never reach!” 

Page 3

Panel 1 : Another reminiscence, this time of Bunny running through the open door to the screen porch earlier that day while I was taking out the garbage. 

“And yet I returned, again and again and again! Was that my sin, Mama? Is this my punishment? To be condemned forever to a hell of my own choosing?” 

Panel 2: Returning to the present, Bunny looks up from the otherside of the door, her eyes wide.

“Is this what you call justice, Mama?” She says. “Is this what you call love?” 

Panel 3: From Bunny’s perspective we see me; I am ignoring her, going about my business. She calls out to me, “Answer me, Mama! Mama!”

Panel 4:I glance back at her, unmoved by her cries. “Mama!” she yells. 

Page 4

Panel 1: Pulling out we finally see more of the wall which has the door to the screen porch. Directly beside it is a cat door that goes through the wall, out into the screen porch. Another cat, Bunny’s sister Maggie, is coming through the cat flap with no issue.

 I say, “ Bunny, I know you know how to use the cat door.”

Clawing at the window, tears in her eyes, Bunny screams “MAMA!!”

End ID.

#cats #kitties #kittens #cat comics #pet comics #pets #comics #funny

[strawberrypaw]

thank god for nectarine season <3

#told the roommate we're moving and she's not coming with us a few weeks ago and she has been acting like a demon lmao #i was nice and i didn't even bring up her behavior as reasoning during the actual conversation #my official reasons were. so incredibly valid too lmao #like.... our cats...... #her cat straight up MAULED my cat when we first moved in. like blood spatter and everything #my cat is 18 years old... he doesn't have claws (Not my call... i was 12 when my dad did that) and he's missing one of his fangs #he is literally the nicest most social kitty on the planet and i have never had problems introducing him to other animals before #sooo we have been keeping them in separate parts of the house for 2 YEARS #and this will NOT work in an apartment #also im sick of it lol #second reason is that we need cheaper housing and she...... uhmmm lol #is too scared of bad neighborhoods..... to live where we're looking to live...... #iiiii could pick that apart but i think it speaks for itself lol #anywayyyy she's been.. trying?? to guilt trip me?? about her financial situation Every Time she talks to me #but uhm.... she makes. 28$ an hour.... in an office.... she's got 10k in her savings account......... #and its. not working on me. im not acknowledging it when she brings it up and it is making her SO mad #she's resorted to turning this into like..... leftist discourse in order to feel like she's been really truly wronged #like ''what ever happened to COMMUNITY!!!!!'' #or ''you have a punitive mindset and i'm about to remove abolitionist language from its context to make it about my personal relationships'' #soooo.... you are aware that you treat the people around you like garbage lmao?? you didn't need me to tell you #that we want to leave because you're an asshole to everyone??? and you're throwing a fit about it anyway #you can go find community with the other girls who's parent's have bought them 3 cars in the last 10 years and still pay their car insurance #and scream cry and throw silverware when daddy says ''maybe you can afford to fix your own car now that you make so much money!'' #almost blowing out my little brothers car engine bc you were mad he couldnt get it out of the snow #to drive you to the airport so you could go to SPAIN for VACATION #and FREAKING OUT at him bc now you have to pay.. 40$... for an uber.... is not very.... ''community'' of you..... lol #mau

[spocksbedsidemanner]

Arty and Maimei 💜😭💚

#my babies are getting used to each other #I'm so proud of Artemis #the other day Mai ran up to her FACE and Arty still didn't hurt her! just yelled at her and swiped without claws in her general direction #and!! Arty has started coming out when i call 'do you want canned cat food' in the evenings again! #and Friday night she even licked the spoon again like she used to even w Mai meowing a foot from her 💜💜 #I'm so so so proud of my baby #vid #cats #kittens #Artemis #Mai #spocksbedsidemanner #bedside manner personal #bedside rambles #this was from Thursday? Friday? #Mai had been playing in the living room while i was on the floor playing totk and watching Bob's Burgers #and i looked around and didn't see her anymore #so i went through the house calling for her #walked into my bedroom and saw them sleeping together on my bed!!! 😭💚😭💚😭 #minimal growling from Arty when Mai shifted position lol #had to run get my phone ^-^

[landograndprix]

𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐭 ♧ 𝐥𝐧⁴ - i

next part

❥ your peaceful life gets disturbed by your little brothers teammate in the worst and possibly best ways possible

❥ it's Australian GP and lando is determined to get to know you but Oscar's not having it and you? Not that interested at all

❥ a good ol' he fell first, she fell harder fic with piastri!reader. You know the drill, reader's older <3

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y/nupiastri

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y/npiastri not your nine to five ✂️

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oscarpiastri you got a dog?

↳ y/npiastri no, it's ness' new puppy

oscarpiastri ah cute, when are you getting a dog?

y/npiastri so you can 'borrow it half the time?

oscarpiastri yes.

oscarpastry my favorite piastri <3

nessieness look at my son 🥺

oscarmemes you accepted my friend request?! 😭

↳ y/npiastri have to respect the memes ❤️

oscarpastry we're the few lucky ones who got in 😭

eveharris my lil nephews 😺😸

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y/npiastri proud of you ossie 💓

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nessieness our little ossie 🥰

oscarpastry hope you enjoyed the race!

↳ y/npiastri I did, thank you!

evaharris our little ossie and our prettiest lily ❤️

oscarmemes one thing is for sure, little ossie belongs to y/n and her friends 😭

oscarpiastri thank, you're my favourite big sister

↳ y/npiastri you only have one big sister..

oscarpiastri exactly and she's my favorite

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y/nusername posted to their story

landonorris replied to your story

landonorris

going to start my own skincare routine

what do you reckon I should use?

y/npiastri

you should book an appointment with my friend, she's specialised in that era.

landonorris

oh, I thought you did that as well

y/npiastri

nope, only do hair and nails ;)

landonorris

what do you reckon I use for my hair then?

y/npiastri

I already told you last night? 😂

landonorris

right 😂

I want to book an appointment to get my nails done..

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y/npiastri posted to their story

landonorris replied to your story

landonorris

follow me back

y/npiastri

No :)

landonorris

I'll steal your cats

y/npiastri

good luck, they hate men

thought you knew after one of them nearly clawed your eyes out 😂

landonorris

right, I'll be right back, have to figure out how I can successfully flirt with you..

y/npiastri

so you call whatever you've tried so far flirting? 💀

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[pkmnweiss]

// finley tha purrloin is ALSO based off one of my irl cats and yes i am mad at her rn (bit through my brand new fancy charger i got for christmas in 3 different places)

#she also wants in my room exclusively to shit in there #she also drags her claws down the wall like a freak and gets bits of wall paint all over the floor #i adore her shes my darling little baby creature but god is testing me today /j #ooc #tbd #i love her so much i need to send photos of my cats so i can actually like show what betsy/finley r based off #unfortunately the real cat isnt called betsy. she doesnt have a name LMAO #we got her randomly when i was a baby n we just called her kitty #then my mum tried to name her after a game of thrones character (no) #and now we call her The Queen #so betsy is just a name i gave the purugly lmao. it was meant to be my shiny puruglys name #ive been hunting that shiny purugly for nearly a year im going insane #I DIDNT MEAN TO RAMBLE i love my cats #there r more puruglys in weiss canon theyre just at her grandpas house #also based off our irl cats. #we're a cat fambly :)

[scoutswritingcorner]

Formal Disappearance

Alastor x GN!Reader

TW: None

Song(s) I was listening to: Head Over Heels/Broken by Tears for Fears

A/N: I want more flustered Alastor guys. If I have to make it so be- Let me fluster the deer man.

Alastor looked around the room as Charlie explained her new “bonding exercise”, his gaze sweeping over the crew that was all here..Something was missing- No, someone was missing from the gathering. His sweet Doe was missing, how did he not notice this earlier? In fact he hasn’t seen you all day. The last time he saw you was last night when you were hiding your reddened face as you laughed at his joke. His ever wandering eyes snapping towards Husk causing the old tom cat to flinch and bristle up causing his smile to flicker for a second, before grinning wider. Oh, he knew something. “Husker, my dearest friend, do you have something to share with me?” Alastor tilted his head as he turned to face the bartender.

“Me? Nope, I don’t have anything to say.” Husk responded not meeting his eyes. Alastor’s eye twitched as his ears fell back against his head, his clawed finger tapping on his cane. His patience was running thin, he hated being apart from you for this long. But he would never mutter it out to a soul, his pride was far too big for that. “Know what?” Charlie asked, smiling tensely, she hoped this wouldn’t turn into a whole thing. Alastor glanced at her but didn’t answer her as Husk flinched from his sharp gaze. “They had to go do something for their job.” Husk answered quickly causing Angel to smirk, “They looked smoking, Smiles. You should’ve seen them before they left.” The comment made Alastor snap his neck back towards Angel Dust who flinched and backed away muttering an apology.

“Oh! They had a huge formal event for their job today, that’s why they aren’t here right now. They had left early in the morning while you were doing a broadcast. They didn’t want to bother you but they said they left a note in your room.” Charlie explained clapping her hands together causing Alastor to hum loudly, so that’s what the note was for this morning. Well, what’s a few more hours without you by his side? He wasn’t desperate for your attention,

~~~~~

It had been four hours (possibly even more) since you had been gone and Alastor was struggling to even be near the others, his temper was getting to him and he missed you oh so dearly. He missed your smile and how your voice seemed to travel through the hotel like one of his favorite songs. He couldn’t even focus on the paper in front of him, what was keeping you this long at this so called formal event? He let out a soft growl watching as his own shadow pulled his focus on the wall in front of him. A lovestruck smile on the pesky shadow as it pointed towards the foyer of the Hotel. He stared at the shadow with an eyebrow raised confused on why his own shadow was acting like this.

Then like a siren song piercing through the silence he heard your voice echo, “I’m sorry, Charlie. I didn’t expect it to take that long. I thought it would be an hour or two at best.” Your voice echoed down to the parlor causing him to immediately stand up from his spot on the armchair in front of the fireplace. His ears happily flickering as he heard your precious laughter echo after a few seconds of soft whispers. He hurriedly made his way towards the front foyer of the Hotel ignoring how his Shadow dashed after his long strides. If his undead heart could beat, it would surely be racing at this point just at the thought of seeing you after hours, his tense smile now becoming relaxed at hearing your voice.

Looking up from the bottle of water in your hand at the shadow of your boyfriend curling around your own before. “Dearest!~ There you are and here I thought you had run away fro-” His voice stopped suddenly like a broken record as he gazed at your form. How absolutely darling you looked all dressed up. How your outfit clung to you from the necklace you were wearing (specifically the one he had gotten you a few weeks back) complimented your whole outfit perfectly. 

A dark red blush creeped up his neck to his cheeks as his ears laid back on his head. Noticing how you stared at him, a small smirk on your lips as you tilted your head. “What’s wrong, Dear? Don’t you like my outfit?” You teased, causing him to look away with a dark blush coating his cheeks and glaring at the wall as if it offended him. Angel snickered and turned his gaze back to Husk, “I think Smiles adores it a little too much, Toots.” An almost feral snarl leaving your Beau’s lips at hearing Angel point that out. You walked closer, holding your hand out to him. “Don’t worry, Dear. I saved one last dance for you.”

Alastor looked down at you, blush still prominent on his cheeks but he grabbed your hand and leaned down to kiss your knuckles, “Only if you’d have me, Cher.” He whispered out only for you to hear. A soft smile gracing your lips, you nodded at his request. “I wouldn’t have it any other way, Dear.” He swore his tail was about to create a hole in his jacket from the way it wagged so fast, linking your arms together he walked you to another part of the hotel to dance the night away.

#hazbin hotel x reader #hazbin hotel #alastor x you #alastor hazbin hotel #alastor x reader #hazbin hotel imagine

[celaenaeiln]

JL: Nightwing! It’s a delight to see you! You should come by more often.

Nightwing: Thank you! I’m so sorry, work has been piling up on me but I’ll try to drop by the office party this Sunday.

JL: Ofcourse! Looking forward to seeing you there. By the way, is Batman coming late?

Nightwing: No, I’ll be filling in for him today.

JL: Did something happen?

Nightwing: Nothing much, he’s just grounded.

JL: ???

48 hours earlier

Dick: Bruce, I’m telling you now and we’ve had this conversation before but you need to build a better rapport with your children. They look up to you as a father figure and your actions influence their behavior.

Bruce: …hmrgh

Dick: And you might not be aware but you unconconscious behavior is damaging. Tim has picked up your terrible habit of constantly working in front of a screen-it’s going to strain his eyes. He’s always inside too, so you need to make him go outside more. I’m not always here, I have an entire city to run, the titans need me, I'm mentoring hundreds of heroes, the Justice League calls on me to help them, and I need to keep up with my social life. The people in Bludhaven where I teach and work also call me if I’m gone for a day-the point is-I can’t always be playing second parent here in Gotham.

Bruce: ……hmrgh

Dick: Damian always looks up to you

Bruce: *side eyes*

Dick: He does! See you don’t even realize it! He wants to make you proud and Jason gets mad when you don’t make time for him because he cares too. Stephanie doesn’t have a dad she can turn to and it would mean the world to her if you took her out to an amusement park or something. When was the last time you spent time with her.

Bruce: ….hmrgh

Dick: And-

1 hour later

Dick: -that’s why you need to stop working, go to them right now, and bond with them.

Bruce:

Dick:

Bruce: ……...hmrgh

Dick: I’m waiting.

Bruce: *dragging himself off the batcave chair and begrudgingly trudging upstairs under Dick’s watchful eye*

Bruce: *listening to the sounds of his kids in the living room and pumping himself up* Better relationships mean better teamwork. Better relationships mean better teamwork. Better relationships mean better teamwork. And Dick. Do it for him.

Bruce: *entering* *clearing his throat* Children. We will be going-

*The living room is in utter chaos. The cushions are strewn and ripped with stuffing coating the couches and floor which for some reason is stained yellow, the flower vase is shattered and so is the table it was sitting on, there’s string confetti on the chandelier, there’s spray paint and neon goo across the walls and in Tim’s hair, Jason has deep claw marks down his face as he wrestles with Damian who’s sporting massive bruise on his cheek and trying his hardest to bite him, Stephanie is dunking Tim’s face in a tub of soda which splashed everywhere while he’s ripping out Jason’s hair and also trying to kick Damian with his foot, the tv has massive spiderwebs and looping on tellatubies like a broken record machine, Titus is spitting out a feather while a random goose runs around honking while Alfred the cat chases after it at full speed, knocking down decades old paintings.*

Bruce:

Bruce:

Bruce:

Bruce: *rolling up his sleeves and stomping forward to join the fight* HMRGH.

#Bruce is NOT a responsible parent #he is the type of parent who sees his kids throwing punches and would jump in and start throwing punches too #dick only found out later what happened from Alfred during his biweekly calls #when he goes and lectures them he asks them who started it and the kids all point to bruce who points at them in his it’s them grunt #dick grounds all of them #bruce wayne #batman #dick grayson #nightwing #tim drake #red robin #damian wayne #robin #jason todd #red hood #stephanie brown #spoiler #batfam incorrect quotes

[charliemwrites]

Hybrid AU with Ragdoll!Reader and Siberian-mix!Konig

Reader is a rescued cat hybrid that Laswell's sister in law has been taking care of for the last 3 months. When she meets this little ragdoll kitty, so bright and friendly and curious, she immediately thinks of the 141. Hybrids have a lot uses in the government. Sometimes combative, sometimes therapeutic. The 141 could use a companion animal, given the close call Soap recently had and the general trauma the whole squad has.

With the kitty's permission and cooperation, they assess her as a possible therapy placement. She tests so well and so high that Laswell (again, with consent) immediately starts paperwork to place her with the 141 before even bringing it up to Price.

He's a bit skeptical at first. Even without being a combat hybrid, their jobs are high stress, very dangerous, and not very stable. But Laswell convinces him to at least meet Ragdoll.

They do introductions at the sister-in-law's house, where the kitty will be most comfortable. Ragdoll takes one sniff of him and starts purring like a little engine. He's visibly surprised, and Laswell can barely hold back her grin as the kitty climbs into his lap. They spend the rest of the afternoon discussing arrangements while his new hybrid naps because obviously he can't say no now.

Price becomes her primary handler. They move her to his barrack and give her a week to settle in, but she's not a skittish thing by any means. Wants to follow him everywhere, curls up in his bed, meows sadly at the door when he leaves her alone. It becomes clear very quickly that the usual introduction manuals are too slow for her.

Kitty meets Kyle next. Again, instant purrs. She presses her cheek into his palms, then wriggles her way closer to brush up against his cheek. Lets out a little "mrrp!" when he stutters out a pleasantly surprised, "hello there." She nibbles at the brim of his hat and grins when he gently redirects her, chirping at this fun new friend.

Two for two, Price and Kyle decide to introduce her to Simon and Johnny. They let her explore the common room first, get comfortable, and then call the other two in. Kitty watches from behind Price as Simon and Johnny enter.

Johnny is a dog hybrid with Simon as his primary handler. Price has faith that his sergeant will behave well with the new kitty, but he's not sure of what her reaction will be. Johnny's obviously, visibly excited, tail wagging, but Simon gets him to sit and wait while she makes the first move.

It takes absolutely no time at all for her to pad out from behind Price and approach. Simon goes first, offering a hand. But she barely even sniffs him before cuddling up to him, pawing curiously at his mask. He lets her, clicking his tongue when she dislodges it a bit, but then he gently nudges her towards Johnny.

His ears are perked forwards, tail still swishing. Kitty's ears are twitching, eyes big and curious. But her tail is up and curved curiously, not even a little fluffed. She gets in real close to his face, sniffs, then bumps her forehead against his chin. Which is when he loses patience and licks a big stripe up her cheek. She mews indignantly, ears going airplane mode, but thankfully doesn't swat at him.

It literally couldn't go better. She's a perfect fit.

Over the next few months she settles in with them happily, an absolute dream of a hybrid. Not very verbal, at least through human speech, but perfectly communicative and incredibly friendly.

She chirps whenever one of the 141 enters a room, has a different tone for each of them. Purrs if one of them so much as looks at her, all slow blinks and little smiles. Chitters when she sees them running outside through the windows.

Even grooming is relatively easy. She lets them brush out her floofy tail without much fuss, only trying to retreat if they catch a tangle. Readily gives up her hands to trim her claws. Even opens her mouth for them to brush off her fangs after raw meals.

She curls up with Simon on bad days, warm and purring, breathing little puffs of air against his collarbone. Lounges with Kyle after hard missions, nuzzling against him while he pets her soft ears. She spends hours upon hours in Price's office, curled up on his lap while he does paperwork or talks over the phone, kneading biscuits into his stomach.

Her friendship with Johnny is maybe the most surprising. They play wrestle just about every night, rolling around on the rough carpets in the common room and nipping at each others ears. She'll pounce on him, little teeth flashing, but almost always get bodied by his larger stature. The others will let them play until one of them - usually Johnny - gets too excited and makes the other yelp. At that point, Price or Simon will usually scoop one of the hybrids up and tsk at them for getting rough.

She's the 141's precious kitty, sweet and friendly and outgoing. The whole base knows her, though she's never far from one of her boys. And they know what it means if Ragdoll doesn't like someone.

It's rare, which is why it raises neon red flags. The first time is a new recruit that reaches to pet her without introducing himself first. She twists around on him, but usually even that would be recoverable. Except when he keeps trying to touch her, she gets a whiff of him and hisses, scrambling away.

The guy doesn't last long.

It happens again a few weeks later with a nurse meant to be giving her checkup. She gets low to the table, tail poofing up, and growls low in her throat. When the nurse rolls her eyes and tells Price to just hold his hybrid still so they can get things over with, he knows instantly that his little ragdoll was right to react that way.

With that in mind, it's no surprise that no one trusts Philip Graves when he visits their base and she takes an instant dislike to him. He introduces himself correctly, but she still hard reverses away from him, nose scrunched up. Ears back, tail fluffing up, she slips behind Price and glares from around his arm.

Problem is, Graves is used to dog hybrids. He's great with them. Kitties... not so much, even with a manual. Ends his week at the base with a couple of proper bite marks and an itchy scratch on his hand.

Given her reaction, Simon and Johnny aren't too shocked when he betrays them in Las Almas.

When a team from KorTac is scheduled for a joint assignment, the 141 is bracing for a similar reaction. Especially because they have their own cat hybrid - some big mixed breed.

Kyle even suggests keeping Ragdoll inside for initial introductions on the tarmac, but they all know that's not actually viable. Their kitty wouldn't talk to them for the rest of the day if they left her out like that.

So Price double checks that her little bell-collar is on and brings her out to meet the KorTac team.

Their cat hybrid is even bigger than expected - no wonder he's a combat placement despite being a domestic breed. He keeps his face hidden behind a big black hood with cutouts for his ears, fluffy tail slightly tangled-looking.

Price hasn't even finished introductions with the KorTac team when she makes a rolling little chur noise, bright and curious. The bigger hybrid zeros in on her instantly, ears flicking. She pads out from behind the captain and slips away before he can catch her. Any calls for her to come back are fully ignored.

She trots right up to the Austrian and mrrps again, pausing mid-step, waiting for a response. The other hybrid doesn't respond - at least he doesn't seem to.

"Sorry, kitten, but he doesn't really do the cat noises," Declan tries to tell her. But he's also ignored, and no sooner has he spoken than she's getting into the other cat's space, continuously making little "brr" noises.

And then to everyone's shock, he's bending down to greet her in return, nuzzling her cheek and forehead through the hood. She starts to purr, pressing up close, tail swishing lazily. A noise erupts from him, deep and rough, rattling in his chest. Johnny jumps and snatches at her shirt, dragging her back to the safety of their team.

She mewls sadly, arms extended to reach for him.

"He's growling, Doll," Johnny corrects, arms curling around her middle. For the first time ever she starts to wriggle. "He's too big for you to mess with."

"I... wasn't growling," the Austrian pipes up. "I apologizes if I caused alarm."

Johnny shoots him an incredulous look.

"Then what was that?" Kyle asks, confused.

"I don't... often purr."

Price takes one look at their still-wiggly kitty and the Austrian leaning towards her, as if wanting to follow, and pinches the bridge of his nose.

"Shit."

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[thief-of-eggs]

I think, given his… erm, past, that Alastor would view murder as an appropriate form of showing affection.

He does it for all the hotel inhabitants. Everyone who starts to grow on him, who’s wellbeing he begins to care about, despite himself.

It happens with Charlie first. A sinner out on the streets talks a little too poorly about her and her hotel, her dreams, her ideas. She hears and it brings her down for only a moment (she always was one to recover quickly) but the short moment is enough for Alastor.

They find the sinner’s body impaled on the wrought iron fence the next morning. No one fully understands why Alastor seems particularly giddy about it.

The next time, it’s Angel. A client sees him outside of work, and seems to forget that he isn’t owed time he doesn’t pay for. Alastor’s shadow grows behind him, and after steering Angel and the others away, Alaator guides the man down a darkened alley.

He eats the man whole, enlarging his head to do so. He returns to the others with the man’s shiny golden tooth, which he’d spit out after devouring him, and he drops onto Angel’s hand without an explanation.

For Lucifer, it’s a bit more subtle, or at least harder to detect. Because Lucifer didn’t even know that the bodies he’s constantly finding outside his room belonged to individuals who’d once mocked his name. He hadn’t known that they’d belittled him, called him weak, called him a coward.

Alastor knew. Which is why, one by one, he picks them off. His memory is carved from stone, and he remembers each and every greatest offender.

And what better place to leave his kill than at Lucifer’s door? Like a cat presenting his master with a caught mouse, he brings his trophies back to Lucifer, depositing them where he is sure to find them and be proud.

Eventually, everyone figures it out- Alastor was never hiding it, but the others didn’t know to look for it either. They piece together that all it takes is an insult in front of Alastor, and suddenly the offender is missing, or perhaps they come across their body shortly after. Death is so common in Hell, that it takes them a while to get it.

When confronted he’ll shrug and hum, offering a half hearted wave of his hand. “I’m just doing my civic duty as patron of this hotel” he says, casually examining his claws.

No one really knows what to say. They are not used to love that is so vicious, so violent. So damning. Red paints not only Alastor’s heart but also his hands, staining him further with every act of affection.

It’s all he knows. The only way he understands to express his indebtedness to the others, the only way to carve out a bit of himself and present itself to the others for them to adore.

It’s unconventional, but so is everything that Alastor ever does.

And for the others… Well. In a place like Hell-? It’s not exactly a bad way to receive love, so long as it keeps them all safe.

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