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lotrmusical · 2 months

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never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱

#was calling beckett and scouring the works of eliza cook looking for lesbianism #good amounts of lesbianism in evidence but unfortunately very little in the way of good poetry #APART from this worm one which DOES NOT MISS #eliza cook #is there a thriving eliza cook tag on tumblr. somehow i doubt it #the hand of the giant and the heart of the brave / must turn weak and submit to the worm and the grave!#not an original theme ofc but GOD the treatment is delightful. so fresh so gleeful some rlly nice use of sound. rlly solidly constructed #words #gay belligerence

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marzipanandminutiae · 27 days

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"most allegedly haunted houses turn out to have gas leaks!"

no they don't. you are merely skimming the surface of mundane shit that can be wrong with old houses with your one puny little explanation that only fits a very small number of cases. try harder

#ghosts #hauntings #paranormal #like dude I'm a believer but I work in house museums and live in a place where 1930 is NEW for an apartment building #weird pressure differentials! animals trapped in the walls! bad window and door seals causing drafts! expanding and contracting wood!#to say NOTHING of the wiring Shenanigans. oh boy are they many.#GET CREATIVE WITH IT!

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strawberrypaw · 10 months

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thank god for nectarine season <3

#told the roommate we're moving and she's not coming with us a few weeks ago and she has been acting like a demon lmao #i was nice and i didn't even bring up her behavior as reasoning during the actual conversation #my official reasons were. so incredibly valid too lmao #like.... our cats......#her cat straight up MAULED my cat when we first moved in. like blood spatter and everything #my cat is 18 years old... he doesn't have claws (Not my call... i was 12 when my dad did that) and he's missing one of his fangs #he is literally the nicest most social kitty on the planet and i have never had problems introducing him to other animals before #sooo we have been keeping them in separate parts of the house for 2 YEARS #and this will NOT work in an apartment #also im sick of it lol #second reason is that we need cheaper housing and she...... uhmmm lol #is too scared of bad neighborhoods..... to live where we're looking to live......#iiiii could pick that apart but i think it speaks for itself lol #anywayyyy she's been.. trying?? to guilt trip me?? about her financial situation Every Time she talks to me #but uhm.... she makes. 28$ an hour.... in an office.... she's got 10k in her savings account.........#and its. not working on me. im not acknowledging it when she brings it up and it is making her SO mad #she's resorted to turning this into like..... leftist discourse in order to feel like she's been really truly wronged #like ''what ever happened to COMMUNITY!!!!!''#or ''you have a punitive mindset and i'm about to remove abolitionist language from its context to make it about my personal relationships''#soooo.... you are aware that you treat the people around you like garbage lmao?? you didn't need me to tell you #that we want to leave because you're an asshole to everyone??? and you're throwing a fit about it anyway #you can go find community with the other girls who's parent's have bought them 3 cars in the last 10 years and still pay their car insurance #and scream cry and throw silverware when daddy says ''maybe you can afford to fix your own car now that you make so much money!''#almost blowing out my little brothers car engine bc you were mad he couldnt get it out of the snow #to drive you to the airport so you could go to SPAIN for VACATION #and FREAKING OUT at him bc now you have to pay.. 40$... for an uber.... is not very.... ''community'' of you..... lol #mau

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anneapocalypse · 1 year

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So, just curious how many writers and creators will have to be forcibly outed by relentless harassment before we acknowledge that "This queer characters was written by a cishet person and that's why they're bad" is not good criticism.

#yes i'm just going to come out and say it i'm talking about sera #not exclusively but i am talking about her #'but her writer actually iS A--' you don't know that! it doesn't matter! and i don't care!#just say that you do not like the character.#people will reblog posts about the latest actor or YA author or whatever getting forced out of the closet and be like #'wow. :( that's terrible.'#and then GO RIGHT BACK TO DOING IT #when are we going to learn #when are we going to stop doing this BEFORE somebody is forcibly outed #because in practical terms #that means you have to be okay with queer characters being written by straight people.#you have to stop weaponizing that against writers you don't like.#you have to be willing to critique the writing on its own merits #without using the writer's (assumed) identity to prop up your arguments #that's how it works #but who wants to actually change the way they talk about media #when tearing apart people's identities for clout is far more entertaining.#gwaren exports #fandom problems #fandom critical

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moonfableflor · 11 months

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Bonus: explain who your cats are and how you got them in the tags

#cats #catblr #personally i have 5 #one was in a pile of leaves #in our driveway #two we got from a shelter #they were the only two in a litter and a bonded pair #one was in a bush around my father's townhouse apartment so we took him in #and one was from a shelter that my aunt works at #and i love them all very very much <3 #this poll came to me while i was snuggling the one from the pile of leaves

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machinegrl · 5 months

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night city apartments - lot download (no cc) ★₊˚⊹

info:

residential rental

4 units = 2 apartments, 1 container home, 1 loft bedroom

NO CC (requires all packs)

30 x 30

turn on bb.moveobjects before placing

when using the pc you have to let your sim sit on the chair before clicking the computer!! they won't automatically use it if the desk is too cluttered!

t.o.u:

feel free to use however you want!

but don't claim it as yours

don't re-upload

you're welcome to tag me if you use it! i always love to see it <3

download★ gallery id: machinegr1

previews under the cut!

#ts4 lot download #machinegrldl #mgbuilds #ts4 #the sims 4 #ts4 apartment #why does posting these give me a shit ton of anxiety!#crossing my fingers everything should work fine i hope!

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ato-dato · 4 months

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I don’t think they’re ugly. But I think the number of times Jean has begged him to buy new clothes is astronomical.

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gumdefense · 6 months

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We have moved past Maya and Franziska wingmanning narumitsu as a society. They would not fucking do that. We need to realise the truth which is that Larry and Gumshoe would try to wingman them and only succeed through failure

#ace attorney #narumitsu #phoenix wright #miles edgeworth #maya fey #franziska von karma #dick gumshoe #larry butz #general my post tag #i do think maya would endlessly tease poor phoenix about it based on how she acted in 3-5 about iris #but she didn’t do anything to set them up she just made fun of phoenix #franziska would sooner choose death and run to another country herself than get anywhere near whatever’s going on between the two #larry however.#larry would be way too invested #once he actually realises his best friends are into each other he would never drop it #gumshoe wants to make edgeworth happy any way possible #and based on the “wright wright wright” scene #and that one moment in the anime where he cries bc the two were working together even countries apart during the train bomb case #i think he’d be very invested too #also a Larry and Gumshoe wingman duo would be absolutely disastrous. and hilarious #do you see my vision

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spoksstuff · 2 months

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Home 🏠❤️‍🩹

all credits to the original artist @zaerxa on X, ig & tumblr

#bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd fanart #dazai osamu #chuuya nakahara #bsd chuuya #bsd dazai #soukoku #skk #skk fanart #dazai x chuuya #I think that this is dazai's flat but chuuya has made it his own too bc he loves how safe it feels being surrounded by dazai's scent #so much so that it easily lulls him to sleep #but even the other way around would work so well #dazai going to chuuya's apartment to check on him hoping to find him home and maybe already asleep on the couch looking all small and cute

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rizsnt · 9 months

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word on the (sumeru) street

#genshin impact #short boys and their tall talkative bfs <3 #sumeru boys modern fashion got me in a chokehold #tighnari #cyno #kaveh #alhaitham #cynonari #kavetham #haikaveh #how come they get two ship names which one are we using 👁️#kaveh and alhaitham being farther apart means nothing its just how the poses worked out #or does it....#i drew this just to say tighnari and kaveh are tall and gangly that's it #genshin fanart #fanart #rizsart

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inkskinned · 1 year

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100,000 dollars is not a lot of money.

it is also a lot more money than i will ever have. my student loans make up half of that - they're coming back, i'm told, like we all bounced back recently. the other day while paying for gas to go to work, i overdrew my account without knowing it.

i sat in the car and looked at the charge and tried to do the math. where the fuck is the money even going? i don't live extravagantly. i live in a hole in the ground, in an apartment the size of a sneeze; covered in ants. yes, i wanted to live close to a population center. maybe that's my fault. i've downloaded the apps and i've spoken to the experts and i've cut back on excess. i can't help the pharmacy bills or the medical debt.

i have a good, well-paying job. when i googled it to see if i was getting a fair salary, i found out i'd be making "upper middle class" money. which doesn't make sense - is "upper middle class" now just "able to afford a one-bedroom without a roommate". when i was younger, upper-middle meant a nice big house and a backyard and vacations and not flinching about eating at a resturant.

i was talking to my friend who is a realtor. he said 100,000 dollars is extremely cheap for housing. he's not wrong. 100,000 dollars would change my life. 100,000 dollars also won't really buy you anything. it could get you out of debt, potentially, if you were lucky and had a certain amount of scholarships to tack onto your degree. you could pay off the car and then have enough left over for "spending" money. how fucking amazing. one vacation, maybe two if you're thrifty. and then - like magic - the money would evaporate into nothing. people would sigh and tell you see, you should have put it into savings! like "upper middle class" people can't afford to value "actually living" over squirrelling wealth. you should spend your life only in scarcity. like that is what made the rich people all their real "actually a lot of money".

100,000 dollars would literally set me free. it also would just set me back to "earning normally" instead of paying down debt into infinity. god, do you know how many of us just want that? that our first thought is we could stop scrambling and just be free of debt if we won the lottery? that we don't even necessarily need to stop working - we just wouldn't have to worry about failing or falling?

and. at the same time. 100,000 dollars is next to fucking nothing.

#writeblr #me paying my taxes this year:#haha good to know im literally doing more for my community out of my tiny apartment #than most corporations will do in their entire scope! :) these motherfuckers will NEVER pay taxes!!!#bc they lobby others to be sure we CHOKE :) !!!#i hope this is clear like. this isn't someone being like ''haha if i got 100k it wouldn't be a big deal''#it's more like. the gap between corporations and the ppl WORKING in those corporations #has become HORRIFIC. 100k to the company i work for is like. pocket change to them.#and it is LIFE CHANGING for me.#they could cut me a check for 100k tomorrow and not even budge their margin of error

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deep-space-lines · 2 months

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okay but like. I just had the weirdest thought about that ‘don’t look I’m naked’ comic. Which is that that’s essentially the same thing Adam and Eve did after they ate the fruit of knowledge of good&evil. So I feel like the theological implications of that could kneecap Gabe if he doesn’t think V1 is a being with free will.

yeah ok. i dunno man. is this anything

((side note. this isn’t necessarily meant to be in-character or story-accurate or take place at any particular point in time, just a way to explore some Thoughts. i was also imagining more that V1’s words aren't actually spoken, more like Gabriel’s more articulate interpretation of whatever garbled mechanical noise V1 is using to communicate. I think an angel could do that.))

and then they fucked nasty the end

#my art #my writing #who fuckin sent this. fuck you. come off anon so i can kick your ass. (the thoughts this ask sparked consumed almost 3 days of my life)#i dont know what this even is #i just work here #disclaimer i don't come from a particularly religious background so like.#most of my knowledge of christianity comes from when my mom sent me to vbs for cheap babysitting in middle school or absorbed via osmosis #so i have no idea what im talking about except for when i do! hope this helps #i love how i say that like i expect biblical scholars to tear apart my ultrakill gay fanfiction #if you are a biblical scholar and you want to tear apart my ultrakill gay fanfiction please know i am not going to read the bible for this #ultrakill #v1 ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #gabv1el #blood #love tagging ultrakill stuff with blood. hmm yes the floor here is made out of floor

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endermagpieart · 3 months

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What do you mean I’m a bit late for Janus’ big day? Of course not, how could you say such a thing! I definitely didn’t forget all about it in my absence and only get reminded in the incorrect quotes video live chat; that’s not like me at all ;]

Anyways I decided to dress our sassy snake in some different outfits I think he’d like. He seems like the type to get all dolled up on his birthday and it goes with Thomas posting pics in outfits inspired by the sides on their appreciation days!

@thatsthat24