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angstintensifer · 2 years

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Camp fam incorrect quotes again, but with some ships

Kenji : But what about Ben? He was my SOULMATE!

Darius : You said that about a ball of yarn once!

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Kenji : You can track Darius ?

Ben: Of course I can. If the NSA can do it, so can I.

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Darius : And here we see Kenji and Ben in their natural habitat. Texting eachother variations of the word "garlic bread" to try to make eachother laugh.

Kenji : Gaelic bread.

Ben: Grueling brad.

Kenji : Ha ha, glamorous beans.

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Yaz : I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.

Ben: Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you.

*Kenji walks in*

Ben: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know.

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Kenji : Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Ben: I wrote you a poem.

Kenji , already crying: You did?

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Kenji : Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.

Ben: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.

Kenji : ...

Kenji : You mean ring bearER, right?

Ben: ...

Kenji : Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

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Kenji : Hey, Ben, what do you think it would be like if we had kids?

Ben: What would it be like? Inconvenient, mostly.

Kenji : No, I mean, what would they be like, the kids? You ever think about it?

Ben: Can't really say I have.

Kenji : You know, for someone as eccentric as yourself, you can be boring as fuck sometimes.

Ben: Sorry, Kenji . For what it's worth, I'm picturing them now. A boy and a girl. Two perfect little freaks of nature raised by people who've clearly got no business bringin' up anybody.

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Kenji : I still have no idea how I’m attracted to you...

Ben: Yeah, well, you’re stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.

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Kenji : I think I'm falling for you.

Ben: Then get up.

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Ben: What’s up? I’m back.

Darius : I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead

Ben: Death is a social construct.

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Darius: *sneaks into camp fam house after being late w Dinos*

Ben: *turns in a swivel chair* care to explain where you here?

Darius: I was with… Uh … Kenji!

Kenji: *also turns in swivel chair* Care to- *keeps spinning* Ben- I can’t stop the chair-

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Yaz : Why is Brooklynn crying?

Sammy: They saw a leaf on the sidewalk and-

Brooklynn : IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY!

Yaz : Please don’t say what I think you’re gonna say-

Brooklynn : AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH!

Yaz : NO, NOT THAT!

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Brooklynn : Bet you can’t eat 15 crayons!

Yaz : Bet you I can!

Sammy: *sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper*

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Brooklynn: Can you cut me some slack, Darius? I’m sort of in love.

Darius: I’m sorry, but that’s really not my problem.

Brooklynn: I’m in love with you.

Darius: *blushes* Oh. That brings me in the loop a little.

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Darius: You have to apologize to them Brooklynn.

Brooklynn: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!

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Darius: So what’s for dinner?

Brooklynn , staring at the food they just burnt: Regret.

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Darius: Bro-

Brooklynn: No, no, hold up, rewind.

Brooklynn: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??

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Yaz: I didn't drink that much last night.

Brooklynn : You were flirting with Sammy.

Yaz: So what? She’s my girlfriend

Brooklynn : You asked if she were single.

Brooklynn : And then you cried when she said she wasn’t.

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Brooklynn : Ooh, somebody has a crush

Yaz: Pfft, I don’t have a crush on Sammy I just think they’re cool, it’s not like I stay up at night thinking about them.

*Later that night*

Yaz, very much awake: Uh oh.

#incorrect camp cretaceous quotes #camp Cretaceous #jwcc #kenji kon #yasmina fadoula #sammy gutierrez #ben pincus #brooklynn jwcc #darius bowman #i made more wksjsj #ships this time #yasammy #jwcc benji #dinostar #jurassic world camp cretaceous

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wolxoltl · 8 months

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Time really is a flat circle.

#adventure time #fionna and cake #winter king #the winter king #simon petrikov #fionna and cake spoilers #what even is their ship name #icecest? simoncest?#i need therapy #shitpost

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yoggybloggy · 4 months

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#christ lord ive had enough. yes i shouldve said outside america #but like 5 amending comments and edit to the original post thousands of notes ago #yet only like 2 of you seem to think 'hmmmmm maybe op has already heard about canada's shipping rates a billion times in the tags!'

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notherpuppet · 2 months

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I want vaggie to confront alastor’s manipulative ass about Charlie’s deal and I hope it’s a musical number 😩🙏🏽

#not trying to sail a ship btw #I just like evil villain dance numbers #like in Pixar’s coco #that scene was so tight #whole time I was drawing this I was like “ho dont do it!#hazbin hotel #alastor #hazbin hotel fanart #vaggie #my doods #liked by creator

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trek-tracks · 1 year

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When a student copies an essay online instead of writing it and then painstakingly changes every word to a synonym until the text no longer makes any sense...

call that the Ship of Thesaurus

#not trek #my life #professor life #teacher life #ship of theseus #ship of thesaurus #i am on a constant crusade to prevent this from happening #it's just a bad time for everyone involved

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daftmooncretin · 4 months

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my absolute favourite thing about the kirk and spock dynamic is that the whole time you’re watching the show spock is gaslighting you into thinking that kirk is this loose canon and spock is paragon of logic keeping his captain on the straight and narrow when its very clearly the other way round. aside from being turned on by everyone and fighting like an old-timey boxer…. kirk is just like.. quite a logical, stable guy. like yeah he rules with his emotions but he’s rarely reckless or erratic, even in situations of immense pressure he’s always calm and measured. sure kirk is unhinged and insane, but we knew that right off the bat. spock on the other hand tries to hide how insanely balls to the walls crazy he is by standing next to jim and hiding all his derangement with logic. i think the reason bones beefs with spock so much because he is the only one who has noticed that spock is an absolutely unhinged individual. (jim is too busy doodling <3 mr jim spock <3 all over his briefings to notice)

#remember that time spock mutinied and pretended to be jim lmao #hes so girl math #and kirk was like lmao fair enough love you while bones just stood there like MUTINY???#we know that bones is the only thing keeping that ship afloat at this point lmao #star trek #star trek tos #spock #kirk #bones mccoy #jim kirk #james t kirk #spirk #tos

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oobbbear · 4 months

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I want to post this here too because I’ve seen it happen a few times

Please understand that there are cultural differences and language differences, if you see this happening let the person clarify what they meant, that person might just not be familiar with words the western side of the internet use

#bearz rambling tag #no it’s not really possible to let everyone who uses this term to change #because as far as I know this is the most common word with use on Chinese websites #I didn’t know that pairing are called ‘ship’ here #like why would I even know that #‘ship’ makes zero sense to me #it took me a while to learn the fandom language people speak here #it’s hard #give people time #shipping culture is very different too #Like on Chinese site you HAVE to clarify the Top and the Bottom of this ship in the ship name #it is very very important to them #people who like the same ship but with different Top Bottom preference will fight till no end #imagine how confused I was when I first got here #where there’s no top bottom differences #it’s not really a smut thing #it’s more a dynamic thing #AxB and BxA is very different #oh I can talk so much about the differences on fandom cultures #if ya are interested in more please feel free to ask #it’s very interesting to me #I wanna talk about it

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lokittystuckinatree · 6 months

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I am simultaneously deliriously in love with the ending of Loki season 2 and absolutely loathe it

On one hand…Shakespearean tragedy at its finest, essentially circling back to Loki’s original Thor 2011 character arc by reversing it, and Loki has literally ascended to godhood. In the end, Loki’s ultimate selfless sacrifice was to sit upon the highest throne in the multiverse, and that to me is tragically ironically beautiful

On the other hand…Loki being alone makes me want to burn Marvel studios to the ground and do other unspeakable things

Best and worst ending of all time f u Eric Martin

#loki #loki spoilers #WHAT DID IT COST? EVERYTHING #NO ONE WON #sylki #Lokius #oh i love it and i hate it at the same time #*screams*#*yeets myself out the window*#loki series spoilers #loki season 2 spoilers #hey guys I would appreciate that you not tag this as just Lokius or Sylki cause this post is not ship specific #sylkius if you must

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8-0mph · 6 months

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